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  1. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    Great finish between the Kings and Spurs, Bibby strips Ginobili and feeds Kevin Martin who lays it in over Duncan at the buzzer, Kings win by 1.
  2. Link~ This was my choice as well, btw.
  3. alfdogg

    Reports: Avery Johnson to be named COTY

    Here's the scoring Coach Team 1st 2nd 3rd Pts Avery Johnson DAL 63 29 17 419 Mike D'Antoni PHX 27 31 19 247 Flip Saunders DET 18 36 25 223 Mike Dunleavy LAC 5 15 18 88 Byron Scott NO/OK 7 3 13 57 Gregg Popovich SA 2 3 6 25 Phil Jackson LAL 1 1 5 13 Mike Brown CLE 1 0 4 9 Lawrence Frank NJ 0 2 2 8 Scott Skiles CHI 0 2 2 8 Mike Fratello MEM 0 0 7 7 Jerry Sloan UTA 0 1 3 6 Brian Hill ORL 0 1 1 4 Bernie Bickerstaff CHA 0 0 1 1 George Karl DEN 0 0 1 1 I didn't vote for him, but I'm a little annoyed by the fact that Rick Carlisle didn't get any votes. And yet, Bernie Bickerstaff gets one? Give me a break.
  4. alfdogg

    TSM NBA H2H: Year 3~

    Oh yeah:
  5. alfdogg

    TSM NBA H2H: Year 3~

    I joined it. I post sporadically at the Pit anyway. EDIT: My team name for that league is F.I.'s Ringers You fucker.
  6. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    ...was Haslem just crying a minute ago?
  7. alfdogg

    I need a cowardly bastard heel

    Sorry Zack, I was at work. I wouldn't have cared, but I'm sure it's too late now.
  8. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    Well, I think Posey just earned a suspension for game 4. He just shoulder-checked Hinrich right to the ground on a fast break.
  9. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    Pacers win 107-95 to take a 2-1 lead on the Nets. JO was a BEAST tonight, 37 points, 15 boards, 4 blocks. Anthony Johnson had a great game, too. Carter was 0-10 in the second half.
  10. alfdogg

    I need a cowardly bastard heel

    You can use Reject or Team Heyross if you want.
  11. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    I must admit I'm surprised at the way this game's going so far.
  12. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    He's no more biased towards Nash than you clearly are against him. My pick was Dirk too, but shit, you're acting like Nash's jilted lover or something.
  13. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    I'd like an explanation on this one, if you don't mind.
  14. COLE And it's now time, Coach! The championship of the World set to be defended in a triple threat match! It'll be two-time reigning champion Alfdogg, coming back home to defend against his two biggest rivals, the 300-pound Brock Ausstin, as well as the man he took the title from back at AngleMania, Peter Knight! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, this is the MAIN EVENT of Living Angleously![/i] *crowd cheers* COACH This is it, Cole! BUFFER [i]It is a triple threat match, for the OAOAST Heavyweight championship of the WORLD! ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Indianapolis, Indiana...ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY?[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the sellout crowd here at Conseco Fieldhouse, and the millions and millions watching around the world, there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and the arena fills with boos as Rick Heyross leads out Brock Ausstin. CABOOSE Here comes the first challenger! COLE Brock Ausstin, the Heartland champion, looking to add another belt to his collection here tonight! COACH And who did he beat for that Heartland title? The man who packs the gold right now, Alfdogg! BUFFER [i]Introducing the first challenger! He hails from Victoria, Minnesota, and weighs in at 305 pounds! Led to the ring by his manager, RICK HEYROSS...he is the reigning OAOAST Heartland champion...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE That's exactly right, and Brock Ausstin hoping lightning can strike twice, and if it does, he'll be the champion of the World! Brock does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! in the ring, as [i]Metalingus[/i] hits and the boos only intensify as Peter Knight comes through the curtains. BUFFER [i]Challenger #2 hails from Fall River, Massachusetts, and weighs in at 265 pounds! And he is himself, a former Heavyweight champion of the WORLD! Ladies and gentlemen, PEEEEEEEETEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT!!!!![/i] COACH And PK's gonna show you guys, he's just takin' a little sabbatical, that's all! The belt's on loan right now, but PK has come to collect. PK and Brock stare each other down in the ring as the referee tries to separate them, as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat: Howling at the Moon[/i] hits. The Indy crowd EXPLODES as Alf walks through the curtain and raises the belt in the air. COLE And the homefield advantage making its prescence felt right away! BUFFER [i]From Anderson, Indiana![/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]He weighs in at 240 pounds, he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring, hearing it from his home state people as he poses in the corners with the belt. He then steps down and hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell as all three men talk trash in the center of the ring. *DING DING DING* Alf takes the first shot at Brock Ausstin, followed by PK taking a shot at Alf. PK and Alf slug it out as Brock backs into a corner. PK goes to the eyes, then whips Alf into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline and hits one of his own! Brock then comes out of the corner and hammers Alf. CABOOSE Brock playing it smart, staying out of the way and picking his spots! Brock slams Alf to the mat, then goes to the ropes, but Alf rolls out of the way as Brock attempts a headbutt! PK then charges Alf, who catches him with a drop toehold! Alf tries to switch to a side headlock, but PK gets up too quickly, and meets Alf with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf retaliates with a chop! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! PK fires back again! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another retaliation by Alf! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! COACH Listen to those chops! COLE Conseco Fieldhouse filling up with smacks and WHOO's! PK delivers a knee to the gut, but Alf reverses an Irish whip and PK goes into Brock, sending Brock through the ropes to the floor! COACH And now we've got a little rematch from AngleMania! It's gonna be a little different tonight, though! Alf drills PK with right hands, then goes for a back suplex, but PK flips behind him and takes him down with a side headlock. Alf goes to a headscissors, but PK scoots around and flips over onto Alf. 1... 2... Alf bridges up, then turns it around into a backslide! 1... 2... PK rolls over, then catches Alf in a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! PK goes for a big right hand, but Alf ducks and grabs a rear waistlock. PK drives an elbow into the head of Alf, then a second, but Alf ducks a third, then reaches up and applies a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! CABOOSE We're seeing some great wrestling right now! PK comes back and knocks Alf to the mat with a clothesline! Brock Ausstin, back in the ring, then nails PK with a clothesline! Brock stomps Alf, then stomps PK. Brock tosses PK through the ropes to the floor, then picks up Alf. Brock goes for a slam, but Alf goes behind the back and hits a dropkick, knocking Brock into the ropes! Brock reverses an Irish whip, and Alf crashes into PK, knocking him back to the floor! COLE PK back to the outside, as Brock and Alf continue to do battle in the ring! Alf gets the better of a slugfest, then whips Brock into a corner and follows him in with a clothesline! COLE And now Alf's starting to get cooking! Alf pulls Brock out to the ropes, and whips him in, but Brock runs right through him with a clothesline! COACH He was just simmered down right there! COLE And Brock's first attempt at a pin! 1... 2... Kickout! Brock walks over to the apron and drives a knee into PK, knocking him back to the floor. Brock drives PK's back into the apron, then brings him back out. PK blocks a right, and delivers one of his own, then the two trade blows...until Alf nails them both on the floor with a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!!! as the crowd goes INSANE~! COLE Alf FLYING through the air! And all three men out of it on the floor! Listen to this crowd! Alf gets to his feet and picks up Brock, tossing him back into the ring. Alf delivers a back suplex, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Brock, but Brock reverses an Irish whip, then follows Alf into the corner with a splash! Alf staggers out, and Brock sets him up for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Uh-oh, here it comes! New champion coming up if PK doesn't get in there for the save! But PK does come back, sending a headbutt to the midsection of Brock! Brock stumbles backwards and falls to the mat, as PK picks up Alf and hammers him in the corner. PK whips Alf across, but Alf dodges, and PK goes shoulder-first into the post! COACH Oh no! COLE And Peter Knight's shoulder DRILLED into the ringpost! Alf delivers right hands to Brock, then delivers a snap suplex! Brock goes to a corner, and Alf follows him with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf whips Brock into the opposite corner, then goes to the ropes as Brock comes out, and hits him with a BULLDOG~! Alf then goes to the top rope! COLE Could this be it? CABOOSE Nope, Brock's getting to his feet! Brock catches up to Alf, and trips him up on the corner! Brock then lifts Alf off the corner and turns him around, hammering him on the back, before pulling him down into the tree of woe position. Brock then goes over to PK, and whips him into Alf in the corner! PK goes shoulder-first into Alf's midsection, then falls backwards onto the mat, where Brock covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Wow, golden opportunity there for Brock as Alf was tied up, but PK able to kick out! Brock taunts the crowd, who returns boos in his direction. He then picks up PK and tries the move again, but this time PK reverses the whip, and Brock crashes into Alf! PK catches Brock with a belly-to-back suplex... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH OH! So close! PK waits on Brock, then puts a foot to the gut, and hits a BUTTERFLY BOMB~! 1... 2... Kickout! PK then taunts the crowd, getting the same reaction, but Alf comes from behind and tosses him over the top to the floor! COLE And once again, PK to the outside! COACH And you notice how these guys are afraid of Peter Knight! CABOOSE Oh, they are not! COACH Well, they keep putting him to the outside whenever they get a chance...LOOK OUT! Alf catches Brock with an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf waits on Brock, and follows with a gutwrench suplex! He then waits on him one more time, as his home crowd intensifies, and hits a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Alf then points to the top rope, and the crowd ERUPTS! COLE Alf says he's gonna finish it! Alf scales the ropes...but right when he gets positioned, PK jumps onto the apron and shoves him off! The crowd boos mightily. PK then waits on Brock to get up, and sets up the KNIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COACH And now PK going for the big finish! However, Brock slips behind the back, spins PK around, and delivers a belly-to-belly over head! All three men are out of it on the mat, as the crowd roars its appreciation! COLE And the crowd here in Indianapolis is loving this main event! Brock gets to his feet, picks up Alf, and delivers a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! 1... 2... NO! Alf gets a shoulder up! Brock gives the referee shit. COACH And Brock protesting the obvious homeside bias for Alf! Brock hammers Alf on the mat, then attempts the move again. However, Alf slips out in front this time, then grabs Brock's legs and attempts to hook the SHARPSHOOTER~! COLE Alf going for the Sharpshooter! Alf gets it turned, but just as he does, PK jumps in and nails him from behind! The crowd boos. PK clotheslines Brock to the floor, then picks Alf up, and grabs a rear waistlock. Alf quickly switches, then ducks an elbow from PK and hits an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And now Alf with the suplexes on PK! Alf follows with a gutwrench suplex, then waits on him, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Alf then goes to the top, as the crowd intensifies...and hits PK with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE HE GOT IT! COACH MAKE THE SAVE, BROCK! 1... 2... And Brock JUST DOES make the save! COACH Oh God! COLE SO CLOSE, Alf almost retained right there! Alf gets to his feet and picks up PK. He whips him into the ropes, PK ducks a clothesline, then they collide in mid-ring, with Alf falling through the ropes and to the floor! CABOOSE Alf to the outside, and it's Brock and PK! Brock picks up PK and whips him into a corner, but PK gets his feet up on a charge! PK then comes out with a clothesline! COACH And look how quickly PK has recovered! Does he want it or what? PK follows with another clothesline, and then a third! PK then picks Brock up...and starts the KNIGHT ROLL~!!! Two rolling verticals! PK holds...and drops him with a FALCON ARROW~! COACH HERE IT IS! 1... 2... Alf breaks the count by putting Brock's foot on the bottom rope! COACH What? TWO??? COLE Brock's foot is on the rope! CABOOSE Smart move by Alf right there! Brock rolls out of the ring to get a breather, as Alf rolls back in and is hammered by PK. PK delivers a CHOP~! in the corner! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! PK then tosses Alf down to the mat, and hops to the second rope. He poses while up there, drawing boos, then jumps off...but Alf catches him by the legs, and goes for the SHARPSHOOTER~! again! PK is able to avoid it, however, so Alf instead hooks his legs under his arms, and slingshots him right into the ringpost! COACH Oh NO! COLE Headfirst into the post! CABOOSE And I think Knight's cut, you guys! COLE We'll have to get a better shot...yes, Peter Knight busted wide open! COACH Oh no, COME ON, PETER! Alf hammers away at the wound as PK staggers around the ring. Suddenly, Knight takes a wild swing, but Alf hooks the arm, then quickly goes around and delivers a DRAGON SUPLEX~!!! COLE WOW! We haven't seen that from Alf in quite some time! 1... 2... Brock breaks it up! CABOOSE The old dog using all his old tricks in this one! Brock pulls Alf to the outside, but Alf reverses a whip and sends Brock into the steel steps! Alf follows Brock around the ring and tries to send him into another set of steps, but this time Brock reverses and Alf goes crashing back-first! Brock then walks over to the table and starts picking it apart! COLE Hey, wait a minute! Brock gets the table picked apart, and Alf attacks him from behind, knocking him onto it! Alf crawls up, as well, and the two hammer it out on top of the table! Meanwhile, the bloodied PK is picking apart the Spanish table to the left, then walks over and delivers a low blow to Alf! PK then joins the two on the table, and he and Brock pick up Alf in a double fireman's carry...and slam him THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE~! COLE OH MY GOD! COACH THAT'S what I want to see! Way to go, guys! PK rolls off the table, and Brock follows. COLE And now it's PK and Brock brawling on the outside, as the champ looks to have been taken out of the equation! PK takes Brock around the ring, and throws him face-first into the post! COLE And now it's Brock Ausstin who's been lacerated! PK rolls Brock back into the ring, picks him up...and hits the KNIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COACH OH YEAH! THE BELT'S COMIN' HOME! 1... 2... ...PK stops the count??? COLE ...WHAT??? CABOOSE What's he doing? COLE PK going to the outside... COACH Oh, I get it! He wants to pin the champion! What does he *really* prove by pinning Brock? He gets the title, but he wants it all! He wants the satisfaction of beating the champ! PK goes to pick Alf up, but when he does, Alf hits him with a low blow! Alf then walks over to the French announce table, and picks *it* apart! However, Brock has recovered, and knocks Alf to the floor with a clothesline! He then throws Alf up on the table, and sets up a powerbomb! However, Alf hammers Brock to escape, then, standing on the French table, delivers an overhead belly-to-belly OVER TO SOFA CENTRAL~!! COLE OH NO! COACH Well, there goes our table! CABOOSE You don't see this much...the French are the last ones standing! *rimshot* Alf picks up Brock, and tosses him into the ring, then hooks the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! However, he releases to deliver a SUPERKICK~! to Rick Heyross, who has jumped up on the apron! PK drills Alf with a clothesline, as Brock once again rolls to the outside. PK sets Alf up for the KNIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111, but Alf slips behind and hits a SUPERKICK~!, sending Knight to the floor, where Brock Ausstin scoops him up... CABOOSE Uh-oh, say goodbye to the French! ...and delivers an F-STUNNER-5 THROUGH THE FRENCH TABLE~!!! COLE All three tables gone, one for each man! As Alf goes to the apron, Brock grabs a chair and BLASTS him over the head with it! COLE And Alf's SKULL leaving an imprint in that chair! COACH And Alf's bleeding too, now! That makes all three in that department, as well! Brock rolls into the ring and watches as Alf crawls towards him, getting a smirk on his face. Brock holds his arms out to the crowd, drawing MASSIVE boos. He smacks Alf a couple times, then holds them out again...but Alf gathers one last burst of energy, grabs Brock's legs, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! to an ENORMOUS pop! COLE Sharpshooter once again, and no one in sight to save Brock Ausstin! Will the third time be the charm? CABOOSE Look at Alf cinch back, look at the look on his face! Brock crawls to the ropes, but Alf pulls him back out to the center! COLE And now they're right back in the middle of the ring! PK slowly starts to crawl back to the ring! COACH Hurry up, Peter! I don't think Brock can hold out much longer! PK reaches the apron, as Brock reaches for the same side, but Alf pulls him back once again! PK just now realizes what is going on, and struggles to pull himself back in, reaching out for Brock! Alf makes one last pull... ...and BROCK TAPS!!! The home crowd of Alf goes BALLISTIC~! *DING DING DING* COACH NO!!! COLE WE HAVE A WINNER! The camera pans directly to PK's bloody face, which has a shocked look on it. He then buries it in his hands on the mat, as Alf releases the hold and the referee raises his hand. BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] CABOOSE Gee, Living Angleously just isn't Brock's pay-per-view, is it? Alf receives his belt from the referee and raises it for the fans as Knight rolls out to the floor, slamming his hands on the apron in frustration as he looks over at Alf and then Brock. COLE Axel thought that stacking the odds against the champion would bring the belt back to the Upstarts, but he underestimated the heart of the man that holds that belt. CABOOSE Back to the drawing board for our General Manager, it looks like. COLE We hope you have enjoyed Living Angleously. For Caboose and Coach, I'm Michael Cole saying goodnight from Indy! [b]Fade to black[/b] Make any changes you need, PK. I'll let you write the postmatch stuff, I'm not really that good at doing that.
  15. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    Wow, that may be the luckiest shot I've ever seen with more than .4 seconds left
  16. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    Kings look like they could pull this one off, without Artest. 14.6 to go and up three. Just remember that I'm the one who said this could still be a series.
  17. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    I don't want to hear any more whining from the Jersey camp about questionable foul calls or anything else about the officiating. This is a fucking joke.
  18. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    What a shock, Tinsley comes in the game and the Nets start to run away with it.
  19. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    Jackson's going to make damn sure he doesn't have two good games in a row. Already on the bench with two fouls after missing two easy shots and a free throw.
  20. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    No Peja tonight for the Pacers, out with a sore knee. Granger gets the start.
  21. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    Oh God, they have Doc Rivers on color. WHY
  22. alfdogg

    Im going to need some advice..

    Wins.
  23. alfdogg

    PRL.

    Not to rush you or anything, man, but I really need a reply to my PM as soon as possible. This is the last full night I have to write before the PPV, and I still haven't started on the ME, either.
  24. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    On TNT, they just said that Avery Johnson will be named Coach of the Year.
  25. alfdogg

    TSM 2006 NBA Playoffs thread

    Also, I didn't realize that 22 points on 9-15 shooting was an "off-night" for Nenad Krstic. Plus the Nets set a franchise record by committing only 6 turnovers.
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