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COLE Let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]You wanted the best, and you got the best! The hottest band in the world...KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The crowd goes crazy as Buffer points over to a stage set up on the side of the audience opposite the aisleway. *ting, ting, ting, bum bum-bum-bum* The crowd noise escalates as the riff to [i]God Gave Rock & Roll to You II[/i] begins. God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you Put it in the soul of everyone... Do you know what you want? You don't know for sure, You don't feel right, you can't find a cure, And you're gettin' less than what you're lookin' for... You don't have money or a fancy car, And you're tired of wishin' on a falling star, You gotta put your faith in a loud guitarRRRRRRRRRR... Chorus: God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you, Gave rock and roll to everyone (oh yeah), God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you, Put it in the soul of everyone... "Now listen" If you wanna be a singer, or play guitar, Man, you gotta sweat or you won't get far, Cause it's never too late to work nine-to-five... You can take a stand, or you can compromise, You can work real hard or just fantasize, But you don't start livin' till you realiIIIIIIIIIIIze... "I gotta tell ya!" (next key) God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you, Gave rock and roll to everyone... God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you, Put it in the sOOOOOOOOoooooooul... (Instrumental break) (softly) God gave rock and roll to you, (to everyone he gave the song to be sung) Gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to everyone, God gave rock and roll to you, (to everyone he gave the song to be sung) Gave rock and roll to you, saved rock and roll for everyone... Saved rock and rOOOOOOOOOOoooooooollllllllllllllll... (original key) chorus repeats out... "I know life sometimes can get tough! And I know life sometimes can be a drag! But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a road And that road's name is... Rock and Roll!" The crowd goes nuts as the final riff plays out. SIMMONS What's up, New Jersey? *crowd cheers* *ting, ting, ting, ting, (four silent beats)* The riff for [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits. You've got something about you, You've got something I need, Daughter of Aphrodite, Hear my words and take heed... I was born on Olympus, To my father a son, I was raised by the demons, Trained to reign as the one (one, one, one...) *At this point, a thunderous boom hits the arena, and two lightning bolts come from the rafters above where the band is playing and strike the top corners of the entryway, causing the curtain to fall to the floor and reveal Thunderkid, who steps over the curtain and makes his way to the ring to a BIG pop.* GOD OF THUNDER, and rock and roll... THE SPELL YOU'RE UNDER, Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul... *The band plays out the rest of the song in instrumental.* BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 260 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And TK making his entrance in grand style tonight, thanks to KISS! CABOOSE Entrances like this are what AngleMania is all about, Cole! COACH Well, I can guarantee you two that the exit won't be such a fun experience for TK. Like I've said all along, brains will prevail over brawn here tonight! [i]Renegade[/i] hits and Reject makes his way through the entrance, to a huge negative reaction. BUFFER [i]His opponent, hailing from New York City, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject slides into the ring and poses in the corners, to boos. COLE And we're ready to go at it here, former partners! *DING DING DING* TK and Reject meet in the center of the ring, and have a brief staredown, then back off and circle the ring. Tieup, and TK tosses Reject off into his corner! COLE Great show of power by TK right off the bat! Reject gets up and circles the ring once again. When TK goes for the tieup, Reject takes him down with a fireman's carry! However, TK holds on and quickly grabs Reject in a headscissors. Reject kips up to escape, then hits a big dropkick on TK! Reject celebrates his feat, as the crowd boos in response. COLE Impressive sequence, you have to admit, from Reject! COACH He's really looking good out there right now! Another tieup, and TK grabs a side headlock. Reject backs him into the ropes, and shoves him off. TK comes back and knocks Reject to the mat with a shoulderblock! TK goes to the ropes again, Reject drops down, then leapfrogs TK. TK stops behind him, however, and when Reject turns around, TK nails him with a big right hand, then backs into the ropes and hits him with a clothesline! Reject rolls to the ropes, and TK clotheslines him over and to the floor! CABOOSE He's really turning it on now, guys! COLE And Reject has got to regroup! Reject catches his breath, then slides back into the ring, and slaps TK right across the face! TK chases Reject into a corner, and the referee separates them. COACH And now, Reject is trying to make TK mad! He's being smart, and if he just keeps wrestling smart, I have no doubts that he'll come out on top! Reject grabs TK in a standing hammerlock, but TK quickly reverses to one of his own. Reject starts to move towards the ropes, but TK holds him back. Reject counters into a drop toehold, but TK quickly moves around on top and hooks an armbar, slapping Reject in the back of the head as he has it on! COACH Oh, look at this now! Reject takes a big swing at TK, but TK ducks, then pushes him off the ropes and ends up in a reverse sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! TK immediately catches Reject with another armdrag. TK bars the arm, then picks Reject up. Reject scoops TK up, and delivers a bodyslam...but TK holds onto the arm and rolls through! COLE Nice counter by TK, as he maintains the hold! TK picks Reject up once again, and chicken wings the arm. Reject, however, drives an elbow into the face of TK, forcing a release. Reject goes into the ropes, TK drops down, and Reject hops over. TK catches him on the rebound with a PRESS SLAM~! Reject gets up holding his back, and TK dropkicks him over the top to the floor! COLE Reject out to the floor once again, as it's been ALL TK here in the early going! TK goes out after him this time, and throws him back into the ring. Reject immediately goes to the ropes, and comes back with a flying bodypress, but TK catches him in mid-air, then turns around and delivers a fallaway slam! TK picks up Reject and shoots him into the ropes once again. Reject hops over, then ducks a clothesline, then drills TK with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Great move by Reject, and now the tide has turned! Reject runs to the ropes, and hits a baseball slide on TK, sending him out to the floor! Reject plays to the crowd, drawing more boos. CABOOSE A little early for celebration here. COACH Stay on him, Reject! Reject goes to the top rope, then waits for TK to get up, and hits a double axhandle to the outside! Reject then picks up TK and chokes him on the guardrail, before throwing him back into the ring. Reject whips TK hard into the buckles, and as TK staggers out, Reject hits a hurricanrana! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up TK and delivers a fisherman's buster, then goes up to the top rope. COLE Reject ready to take flight here, it looks like. Reject drills TK with a Macho Man elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject delivers a snap legdrop, then turns and applies a triangle hold! CABOOSE Submission hold here... Reject cranks down on the hold, as TK struggles, but fades slowly. The referee checks the arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! TK holds through, then swings the arm trying to turn towards the ropes, and does, grabbing them with the right arm! Reject releases the hold, then whips TK hard into the corner again, and TK falls forward right at the feet of Reject, who of course plays it up for all it's worth. COACH And now look at TK begging off on Reject! That's how he looked when they reformed their team last year, too! COLE Oh, stop it! COACH That's what Reject told me! Reject allows TK to come up, then sets him up for a suplex...but TK counters into a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Wow, TK almost snuck one out there! Reject quickly nails TK, then stomps away. Reject picks up TK and whips him into the ropes. TK ducks a clothesline and hits a high cross body! 1... 2... Kickout! TK landed right by the ropes, and is shoved off the apron to the floor on the kickout. Reject gets up and walks over to the ropes, hitting TK with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COACH Beautiful! Reject delivers a few right hands, then slides back into the ring and does some more preening, to some more boos. He catches TK coming up onto the apron, and attempts a suplex. TK slips behind the back, and attempts a German suplex, but Reject quickly goes behind, then spins TK around and delivers a Northern Lights suplex and bridge! 1... 2... NO! TK kicks out! Reject backs TK into the corner and delivers some kicks to the midsection, then brings him out and whips him into the ropes. TK ducks a clothesline, and hits him with one of his own! COLE And now maybe this is the chance TK needs to regain the advantage! TK leans on the ropes, as Reject comes at him. TK blocks a right hand, and delivers one of his own! Reject tries another one, and it's blocked and returned once again! Reject tries a third, but this time goes to the eyes before TK can return fire. Reject whips TK into the ropes, and attempts a tilt-a-whirl slam, but TK lands on his feet, then flips Reject over, and plants him with a TOMBSTONE~! Both men are out of it, as the referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! TK slowly rolls over and drapes an arm over Reject... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COACH And look at the fight left in Reject, I love it! Reject quickly rolls out of the ring, and TK climbs to the top rope. He waits for Reject to get to his feet...and comes off the top with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS~! to the floor! CABOOSE Whoa! COLE Unbelieveable move by TK right there! However, TK comes up limping! COACH Uh-oh! COLE TK favoring his knee here, and this is the risk of doing moves like the one TK just did right there! TK and Reject roll back in on opposite sides of the ring. Reject pulls himself up into a corner, and starts working on the turnbuckle pad as the referee checks out TK. Reject tosses the pad to the floor, then walks over to TK and KICKS HIS LEG OUT OF HIS LEG~!!!!1 Reject picks up TK, and gives him a Dragon legwhip, then locks in a figure-four! COLE Figure-four hooked, as Reject continues to work on the injured leg of TK! TK sits up in the hold, and Reject reaches over and slaps him in the face! TK is forced to the mat with the pain, and the referee makes a two-count! Reject slaps TK once again, and TK reaches across and rakes the eyes, causing the hold to be released! Reject picks up TK by the leg, and TK counters with an enziguri! COLE And TK still with fight left! TK limps over and flips, grabbing Reject in a Majistral pin! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject attempts a spinkick, but TK ducks and delivers a Blue Thunder driver! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! TK picks up Reject for a slam, but Reject slides behind the back and shoves TK into the corner, but TK stops himself before running into the exposed buckle. Reject lunges at TK, who moves as Reject goes flying into the exposed buckle! Fortunately for Reject, however, he doesn't bounce backwards into the center, but rather stays in the corner. CABOOSE Wow, big break for Reject right there! Reject rolls to the apron once he gets his senses, and TK reaches over and pulls him up to his feet. TK hammers with forearm blows until the referee backs him off, and Reject goes into his tights. COLE Wait a minute here, what's he looking for, Coach? Reject pulls a foreign object out of his tights, concealing it as TK comes towards him. Reject takes a wild swing, but TK ducks and picks him up in a back suplex. Reject nails him with the object as TK brings him in, and they both fall to the mat. COACH What a right hand by Reject! TK is out! COLE Yeah, the right hand with the weapon in it! Reject lays back on TK as he shoves the weapon back into his tights. COLE NO! NOT THIS WAY! 1... 2... NO!!! TK gets a shoulder up! CABOOSE Two-count! COLE TK STILL with fight left! Reject picks TK up slowly, and sets up the EULOGY~!!!!!11111...but TK shoves him once again into the exposed buckle, then rolls him up from behind... 1... 2... NO!!! Reject gets free! Reject gives TK a low blow, undetected by the referee, then sets up a suplex, but TK blocks, and drops him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 1... 2... NO!!! Reject gets a foot on the bottom rope! COACH Oh, MAN! COLE Reject too close to the ropes on that one! CABOOSE Reject's always seemed to stay close to the ropes in these situations! COACH Well, that's just like I said, he's wrestling smart, and TK hasn't been able to put him away! Reject backs into the corner, and TK follows him in and gets onto the second rope, delivering punches as the crowd counts along... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! TK plays to the crowd, which roars in approval...before Reject grabs TK, walks out, and drops him onto the exposed buckle, then rolls him up, putting his feet on the ropes... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE DAMN IT!!! REJECT STEALS IT! COACH I TOLD YOU, Cole! Brains over brawn! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJE CT!!!!![/i] Reject slides out of the ring, raising his arms as he staggers back down the aisle and TK stares him down. CABOOSE Well, I don't think weve seen the last of this one, guys!

Players Charles Barkley Dominique Wilkins Joe Dumars Adrian Dantley Ralph Sampson Chet Walker John Isaacs (played for the first all-black NBL team) Sandro Gamba (Italian player and coach) Coaches Geno Auriemma Gene Keady Don Nelson Van Chancellor Pedro Ferrandiz (Spain) Contributors Dick Vitale Dave Gavitt (Big East founder) Ben Kerner (St. Louis Hawks owner) Inductees will be announced April 3. Inductees need 18 votes, and there is no limit to the number of inductees.

'Nique and Auriemma are getting in, according to reports that were leaked. More to come, obviously, but they won't be *officially* announced until Monday night.

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66. "_, I'm tired of your fucking power trip." 67. "..."

dog, wedding ring, awesome

27. UNFUCKING CALLED FOR

COLE Let's go to Josh Matthews, who's in the ring! JOSH Ladies and gentlemen, please help me in welcoming the NEW OAOAST World heavyweight champion, for the second time, ALFDOGG! The crowd explodes as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays and Alf makes his way out. Confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling, and Alf poses with the belt on all four buckles before meeting Josh mid-ring. JOSH Alf, last year at AngleMania IV, you made your return to the OAOAST as a full-time wrestler. Here we are, one year later, and you stand in this ring the World Heavyweight champion! *crowd cheers* ALF That's right, Josh. You know, last year, I came back to AngleMania IV to create my own AngleMania moment. I got in that ring with Sandman9000, and we tore the house down, tore down the Trump Plaza, and I think I achieved that goal. But as the weeks went by after that match, I started to feel the sense that I had more to prove. And eventually, I made the decision to get back in the game. JOSH And if you remember, Alf, your first opponent on TV after that was the man you took the title from Sunday night, Peter Knight. ALF I remember it very well, Josh. So, I guess you could say I've come full circle in the last year, and look what it's gotten me...the World Heavyweight title! *crowd cheers* ALF And Peter Knight, and Axel, you guys got something, too...you got to take part in another AngleMania moment, created by Alfdogg! ... [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays and Alf poses with the belt again. That's all I could come up with right now...just something I threw together just now, since I'm leaving for vacation Saturday. If anyone wants to add something into the "..." I left, feel free.

Maybe I spoke too soon

MYSTERIOUSONEWDI: I'm usually miss Smackdown though MYSTERIOUSONEWDI: I*

MYSTERIOUSONEWDI: I got turned down by MCdonalds

Well, this game is a lot more competitive than the first one.

That's just a Trillian Error. I get that shit all the time when it shuts down suddenly.

Well, that's not prejudice at all.

You know, I'm starting to think that maybe Al Harrington wasn't so dumb after all for requesting a trade from the Pacers.

Back to MIL-PHX for a minute, I was wishing when I saw it on the schedule that I could have a way to see it, because it looked like an exciting game, and it looks like I was right. Fourteen players total scored in double figures, and the Bucks set records for threes in a quarter and a half. I hope the Suns' bad luck streak continues for at least one more game, because we got 'em next.

Darko's line tonight against the Bulls: 6-12, 12 pts, 8 reb, 4 blk Fourth straight game in double figures 2.4 bpg since joining the Magic.

You guys are right about Amare, in fact, I'd go even further than that and have him sit out the playoffs, too, and just start fresh next season. It's not as if this is the Suns' last shot at winning a championship, I'd be more worried about the long-term health of my franchise player.

Wrestlefreak is obviously a gimmick, you guys.

Just read that John Green was convicted of punching Artest, and faces up to 3 months in jail and a $500 fine. But he was acquitted of throwing the cup at him. Even though, you know, they have him ON TAPE throwing the cup. Apparently "he didn't mean to hit him" with the cup, so that makes it okay.

And High Energy vs the Headshrinkers.

It had Nasties/Disasters vs Money Inc/Beverlys, but it was with the "once one man is pinned, both members of the team have to go back" stip.

You people sure are quick to jump on and off bandwagons. One poor outing by the Suns, and suddenly Nash's MVP credibility is shot and the Suns are no longer an elite team. Hilarious.

Sun, Mar. 19 Dallas @ New Jersey, 1:00 ABC L.A. Lakers @ Cleveland, 1:00 ABC Orlando @ Atlanta, 2:00 Boston @ Indiana, 3:30 Chicago @ Washington, 3:30 Sacramento @ Minnesota, 3:30 Philadelphia @ Golden State, 4:00 Utah @ Memphis, 4:00 Miami @ New York, 7:30 ESPN Mon, Mar. 20 Atlanta @ Detroit, 7:30 L.A. Lakers @ Boston, 7:30 L.A. Clippers @ Houston, 8:30 Milwaukee @ Portland, 10:00 Tue, Mar. 21 New Jersey @ Washington, 7:00 Orlando @ Charlotte, 7:30 Toronto @ New York, 7:30 Houston @ Dallas, 8:00 TNT Indiana @ Memphis, 8:00 L.A. Clippers @ NO/OK 8:00 Miami @ Minnesota, 8:00 Golden State @ San Antonio, 8:30 Seattle @ Sacramento, 10:00 Phoenix @ Utah, 10:30 TNT Wed, Mar. 22 Atlanta @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Charlotte @ Cleveland, 7:00 Chicago @ Indiana, 7:00 New York @ Orlando, 7:00 Toronto @ Boston, 7:30 Miami @ Detroit, 8:00 ESPN Milwaukee @ Seattle, 10:00 Sacramento @ L.A. Lakers, 10:30 San Antonio @ Denver, 10:30 ESPN Thu, Mar. 23 Minnesota @ New Jersey, 7:30 Houston @ NO/OK, 8:00 L.A. Clippers @ Memphis, 8:00 Golden State @ Dallas, 8:30 Portland @ Phoenix, 9:00 Washington @ Utah, 9:00 Fri, Mar. 24 Detroit @ Indiana, 7:00 Minnesota @ Toronto, 7:00 Orlando @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Boston @ Cleveland, 7:30 Charlotte @ Miami, 7:30 Memphis @ New York, 7:30 NO/OK@ Chicago, 8:30 Seattle @ Denver, 9:00 San Antonio @ Portland, 10:00 Milwaukee @ L.A. Lakers, 10:30 Sat, Mar. 25 Washington @ L.A. Clippers, 3:30 Dallas @ Atlanta, 7:00 Denver @ Phoenix, 9:00 Sacramento @ Utah, 9:00

That's terrible. You'd think the guy was just coming off of knee surgery or something!