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[i]Renegade[/i] hits and Reject comes through the curtains to the boos of the crowd. COACH Reject's been waiting for this match for a long time, Cole! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, from NEW YORK CITY, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE And Reject has signed to meet his former partner, Thunderkid, at AngleMania V, but here tonight, he'll meet another former associate, the #1 contender, Alfdogg! [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg comes through the curtains to a huge pop. BUFFER [i]His opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and raises his arms in the corner, then quickly jumps down as Reject approaches him, causing Reject to back off. The music cuts out, and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Alf circles the ring with Reject, and Reject grabs a side headlock. Alf backs Reject into the ropes, then shoves him off. Reject comes off the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and knocks Alf to the mat with a NICE looking dropkick! COACH YEAH! Way to go, baby! Reject celebrates his feat, much to the chagrin of the crowd. Alf slowly gets to his feet in a corner, then comes out and circles the ring once again. Reject goes in for the tie-up, but Alf takes him over with an armdrag! Reject quick to his feet, but Alf hits a dropkick of his own, and Reject rolls to the floor! Reject kicks the steel steps in frustration. COLE But Alf quick to respond, and Reject really frustrated! CABOOSE Well, Reject can't leet himself get flustered, because that's when Alf really has you right where he wants you. Reject slides back into the ring, and slaps Alf across the face! COACH Whoa, well maybe Reject's trying to give Alf a little taste of his own medicine here, then! Alf responds by sending a wad of spit into the face of Reject! Reject wipes his face, then charges Alf, who catches Reject in another armdrag! Reject charges again, and gets caught in a drop toe hold! Alf spins around and stands so that his feet are at Reject's face, then when Reject gets up, he delivers a slap of his own! Reject simply walks back to his corner, extremely frustrated. COLE And Alf REALLY getting into Reject's head now! COACH Well, Reject's being smarter about it this time, though, he's taking a little walk, trying to cool himself down here! Reject comes out of the corner, and grabs Alf in a rear waistlock. Alf tries to wrestle out of it, then reaches down and trips Reject up. Reject shoves Alf into the ropes with the free leg, then rolls to his stomach. Alf hops over, then Reject rolls over again to attempt a reverse monkey flip...but Alf holds on to the ropes, and drops a fist on Reject! CABOOSE Alf saw that one coming a mile away! Alf follows up with a T-Bone suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject quickly scoots into a corner, and Alf follows. The referee backs off Alf, and as he does, Reject pulls a razor blade out of his kneepad. COLE What's he going to do with that? Reject starts sawing away at the rope tying the top turnbuckle pad into the corner, and throws the pad and blade to the floor. He stands up in the corner, and holds his hands out at Alf. When Alf comes in, Reject thumbs him in the eye. Alf staggers backwards, and Reject comes out of the corner with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First pin attempt by Reject, as he's obviously setting up Alf for that exposed buckle! Reject picks up Alf and delivers a fisherman's buster! He then signals at the exposed buckle, and picks Alf up in running powerslam position. Reject plays to the crowd, drawing more boos, then goes to the buckle. Alf slides behind the back and shoves Reject, who stops himself before hitting the buckle. Alf grabs Reject from behind, and delivers a German suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Close call for both guys in that sequence! Reject picks up Alf and goes for the PITCH BLACK~!!!...but Alf counters, and slingshots Reject into the exposed buckle! COACH OH NO! COLE Reject into the buckle! Alf catches Reject on the rebound with an overhead belly-to-belly, then goes to the top rope! COLE And Alf looking to finish it early here! Alf LEAPS...but Reject rolls out of the ring! Alf sees this, and rolls over when he gets to the mat, ala Eddie Guerrero. Alf keeps his eyes on Reject as he shakes the cobwebs loose and walks around the ring. Reject walks all the way around, and stops and puts his hands on his knees on the side of the ring opposite the entryway. At this point, the crowd rises to its feet, as it sees the World champion, Peter Knight, slowly coming down the aisle! COLE Wait a minute, what's this? COACH Just someone wanting a little payback, Cole. Knight slides into the ring, as Alf is still focused on Reject. Alf finally turns around...right into a BELTSHOT~! from Peter Knight! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" COLE Peter Knight, the World champion, with a cheapshot on Alf! And the referee's throwing this one out! *DING DING DING* Knight stomps away at Alf, as Reject slowly rolls back into the ring. Reject acts as cheerleader as Knight mounts Alf and peppers him with stiff forearms, Alf's head snapping back violently on each impact. Knight switches to a choke while Reject joins in with some stomps of his own. CABOOSE You have to wonder if this was pre-meditated between Reject and PK! COLE It's a possibility! Knight yells taunts and obsenities at Alf while Reject takes care of the referee as he attempts to break things up by grabbing him by the shirt and yanking him through the ropes and to the floor. Knight pauses from beating on a now bloody Alf and shouts an order to Reject, who rolls out of the ring and shoves Michael Buffer out of his seat before folding it up and bringing it into the ring. COLE Oh no. COACH Alf wants to swing some steel? Time to find out what it tastes like himself. CABOOSE I'm sure Axel isn't going to do a damn thing to stop this. Reject leaves the chair on the mat and Knight pulls Alf up by the hair, staring into his eyes with a look of pure hatred. Alf tries a few right hands to try and escape, but a few Knight knees to the gut along with clubbing blows by Reject weaken him and Knight hoists him up in a fireman's carry. COLE No, not on the chair! He did the same thing to Stephen Joseph! Knight parades him around the ring, just because he can, before walking over to the chair. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" But suddenly Thunderkid tears down the aisle and slides into the ring. Reject points him out to Knight and Knight reluctantly drops Alf to deal with him. Reject tries a clothesline, but TK ducks it and bounces off the ropes. He leaps for a bicycle kick for Reject, but Reject rolls out of the way and out of the ring, leaving Knight no chance to react as TK connects. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Reject quickly jumps the barrier and backs out through the crowd as TK mounts the turnbuckles and glares at him. As officials storm the ring, Reject pushes his way through the crowd and out of sight while TK hops down to check on Alf. On the outside, Knight flexes his jaw and, seeing a wall of officials between him and TK, decides to just walk back up the aisle. COLE TK to the rescue for his friend Alf, and I can't believe Reject, just basically shielding himself with the World champion right there! He made it seem like he was happy to sign on the dotted line last week, but a lot less so when it was in person! CABOOSE And perhaps a preview of tonight's match with PK and TK with TK delivering that big bicycle kick! COACH I don't think so, I think brains will prevail over brawn, just like at AngleMania! Is that too short of a match, PK? I wanted to save a little bit, since there will be an Alf/Reject feud later in the year, and this was basically to advance the two feuds anyway. You can change whatever you need.

42 points, 10/16 teams left and 7/8 Elite Eights (UNC)

Brand's always been a great player, as has been said, the big reason the Clippers have become good now is because Sterling finally got off his ass and got some solid veteran players to put around him (and yes, Cassell deserves a lot of that credit, obviously). It's not that Brand wasn't doing anything for the Clippers, the Clippers weren't doing anything for Brand. Much similar to KG in Minnesota.

Sun, Mar. 12 Cleveland @ Miami, 1:00 ABC Houston @ San Antonio, 3:30 ABC Seattle @ LA Lakers, 3:30 ABC Philadelphia @ Memphis, 4:00 Charlotte @ Detroit, 6:00 Denver @ Boston, 6:00 Indiana @ Toronto, 6:00 New Jersey @ NO/OK, 7:00 Dallas @ Sacramento, 9:00 Phoenix @ Portland, 9:00 Mon, Mar. 13 Orlando @ Indiana, 7:00 Denver @ New York, 7:30 Atlanta @ Milwaukee, 8:00 New Jersey @ Houston, 8:30 Minnesota @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Tue, Mar. 14 Toronto @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Utah @ Miami, 7:30 Washington @ Charlotte, 7:30 Boston @ Memphis, 8:00 Cleveland @ Dallas, 8:30 NO/OK @ San Antonio, 8:30 Portland @ Chicago, 8:30 LA Lakers @ Sacramento, 10:00 Phoenix @ Seattle, 10:00 Wed, Mar. 15 Charlotte @ Washington, 7:00 Denver @ Indiana, 7:00 Detroit @ Toronto, 7:00 Utah @ Orlando, 7:00 Atlanta @ New York, 7:30 Portland @ New Jersey, 7:30 Chicago @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Dallas @ Houston, 9:00 LA Clippers @ Phoenix, 9:00 ESPN Minnesota @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Thu, Mar. 16 Boston @ Miami, 8:00 TNT Philadelphia @ Seattle, 10:00 Minnesota @ Golden State, 10:30 TNT Fri, Mar. 17 Boston @ Orlando, 7:00 Dallas @ Washington, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Toronto, 7:00 Sacramento @ Indiana, 7:00 Utah @ Atlanta, 7:00 Detroit @ New York, 7:30 LA Lakers @ New Jersey, 7:30 Portland @ Cleveland, 7:30 Denver @ Memphis, 8:00 Phoenix @ San Antonio, 8:30 Philadelphia @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Sat, Mar. 18 Miami @ Chicago, 2:00 Detroit @ Charlotte, 7:30 Denver @ NO/OK, 8:00 Portland @ Milwaukee, 8:30 San Antonio @ Houston, 8:30 Obviously the most intriguing matchup for me is Friday night, which I had hoped to get a ticket for, but I won't be able to get off work for it.

Are you Tiffany Malibu, Adam.

Or the Amazing Mumford

32 points, with 11 Sweet 16's left and all my Elite Eights.

hi a/s/l????????????

CWM was pretty quick to reply to this thread, now that I think about it

I bet I know who it is.

Did Shaq really have that great of a year last year? The Heat were already the #4 seed in the East before making that trade, and as was said, the Suns went from worst to first. If it was anyone other that Shaq in that position, all you'd hear is "oh, it's just because he plays in the East".

Alfdogg vs Reject

Kobe misses a tough three forced up over a double-team at the end of a game against the Nets, Lakers go down by three. Oh well, at least he didn't pass to an open teammate like LeBron does!

All of Piss's gimmicks screwed me

Slayer Zack Malibu kkktookmybabyaway The Czech Republic

"It's OK that he alienates all of his teammates, since they shouldn't be better than an 8 seed"? I'm not sure what you're trying to get across by continually harping on this. Take away the Derek Fisher-esque shot in game 1, and they possibly get swept. Though I was fearing a Laker four-peat when that shot went in, honestly. The Suns had the worst record in the conference and had already gone through a coaching change when they traded Marbury. They moved UP in the standings by the end of the season (albeit by only one game). And notice how I said nothing positive whatsoever about Larry Brown in my post. I'm just as sick of his attention whoring as most of us are, he couldn't see Jalen Rose's potential in Indiana and won a championship with a team built by Rick Carlisle, with the exception of Rasheed Wallace. They can both take a long walk off a short pier as far as I'm concerned. Also note that I've never once mentioned the term "street" in any of my negative analogies. I don't care that Nash or Marbury play street, hell, Bob Fucking Cousy would be considered a "streetballer" if he played today. Marbury's team is 18-45, and Nash's team is 45-19. I don't need to "believe what I read" in a column to tell me who the better leader is.

I'm not. Larry Brown should have known what he was getting into when he left the Pistons for this job, I'll give you that, but all you have to do is watch the highlights of this game...ALL those guys late in the game were playing with enthusiasm and making big plays, without Marbury and Francis on the floor. Every team that has ditched Marbury has gotten better. The Nets made the Finals two straight years. The Suns made the conference finals, probably a second straight year. The Wolves made the playoffs every year up until last year, including one conference final. Stephen A. Smith, a Knick FAN, even acknowledged that none of Marbury's teammates like him, and from what I've heard in the past, nobody on the Nets liked him, either. Quentin Richardson had to be escorted from the practice facility to prevent him from hurting Marbury. The man is the single biggest piece of shit in the NBA, and he deserves every negative comment and every bad situation that happens to him in his career.

The Blazers have scored 131 points in two games since beating the Suns. And what's with Zach Randolph becoming a 3-point bomber all of a sudden? He had one in his career coming into this season, and he's had 9 in his last 8 games.

I think the Denver game is in NO. In any event, a simple oversight on my part.

[i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid makes his way to the ring with a determined look on his face. COLE And here comes Thunderkid, with a determined look on his face! COACH PLAGIARISM~! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 255 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK slides into the ring. BUFFER [i]And his opponent, already in the ring, from Jacksonville, Florida, weighing in at 233 pounds...MARK JACOBS!!!!![/i] *DING DING DING* TK and Jacobs circle the ring, and TK ducks a tieup and hits a knee to the gut. TK then picks up Jacobs in a PRESS SLAM~! and drops him flat on his stomach! COLE And there's the power of TK! CABOOSE And it looks like he's going to make short work of this guy, Cole! TK whips Jacobs hard into a corner, and catches him with an overhead belly-to-belly! TK then waits on Jacobs to get up, and delivers a bicycle kick! TK picks Jacobs up and whips him into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Jacobs drops down and delivers a short uppercut, stunning TK! Jacobs then goes to the ropes and tries a shoulder block, but Jacobs himself goes down! COACH Well, that was a mistake by Mark Jacobs, he had TK dazed, he's got to use some quick moves instead of trying for a shoulderblock! TK delivers a fallaway slam, then signals for the end, before picking up Jacobs and drilling him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE Great bounceback for TK after what happened two weeks ago, and Tony's got him at the podium, so let's go there! *camera pans to podium* TONY All right, thank you Michael Cole, and I am standing here with Thunderkid, very impressive showing out there tonight. TK That's right, Tony...you know, ever since the year 2006 began, people behind the scenes have been telling me I've got all the talent in the world, but that I need to get more aggressive. I thought I was listening to their advice, but just now, in that match, I realize that I haven't been "getting it" over the last couple of months. The way Reject has been acting towards me...I didn't need to take any of that, but I did. But that's not my concern anymore, Tony. TONY So you were sending a message tonight to Reject, perhaps? TK That's exactly right! I sent a physical message, and now, Reject, here's your verbal message. I want you, in the ring, one-on-one, at AngleMania V in Atlantic City! And should you accept that challenge, Reject, you should also keep in mind what I just showed tonight, that I'm done playing Mr. Nice Guy with you, or with anyone! And at AngleMania V, the Mega Powers may not be there, but you can be damn sure there's going to be an explosion! *crowd cheers as TK walks off the podium* TONY Strong words from a strong man, Thunderkid, as he has layed out a challenge to his former tag team partner! Let's send it over to... Later in the show OAOAST President Bill Watts is shown sitting in his office. He looks up, and gets out of his seat as Reject walks in, to a tremendous negative reaction from the live crowd. REJECT You wanted to see me, I hear. WATTS That's right, Reject. I'm not sure if you're aware of this yet, but your former associate Thunderkid challenged you to a match... REJECT Yeah, I heard all about it, Cowboy. And I suppose you called me in here to ask if I was going to accept his challenge. Well, you're God damn right I am! Hand me that contract. *Reject signs the contract.* WATTS You seem confident! REJECT Always, Cowboy...always. WATTS Well, good. I hope you're ready, because next week, as a tune-up for AngleMania, you'll be going one-on-one with a guy that both you and TK are very familiar with, that being the #1 contender for the World championship, Alfdogg! *crowd cheers loudly, as Reject's face struggles between a frown and a smirk.* REJECT I'll be ready.

and ABOBO

Rhetorical question? No, I was just curious as to why someone who I've never seen post before has voted against me in every round.

Piss should have voted for me, then

who is Hot Dicky Shoe.