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Reject (new) - Renegade
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[i]Renegade[/i] by Jay-Z & Eminem hits and the lights go out. The crowd boos heavily as Reject's entrance video plays on the Jumbotron. The baseline kicks in, and a single white spotlight shines on the entranceway, where Reject walks out to HUGE boos. COLE And here comes Reject, who's got a LOT of explaining to do after viciously attacking his partner, Thunderkid, last week! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from New York City, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] The spotlight follows Reject down the aisle, and he slides into the ring and poses in the corners, as [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo walks through the curtains, high-fiving the fans as he walks down the aisle. BUFFER [i]His opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo struts down the apron as Reject waits patiently in his corner, then as Jumbo climbs into the ring, Reject kicks the middle rope, causing Jumbo to be crotched! *DING DING DING* COLE And a cheap shot right off the bat! COACH I've never seen Reject as aggressive as he's been lately! Jumbo struggles to his feet, and Reject twists him around by the arm and drops him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And the EULOGY already, as Jumbo never recovered from the low blow... Reject lays back on Jumbo... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH And it's over, just like that! What a devastating move! BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] [i]Renegade[/i] plays, as Reject walks over and grabs the mic. REJECT Cut the music. The crowd boos as Reject lays a couple more kicks into Jumbo. REJECT Get those guys out here with the pushbrooms and get this fat piece of garbage out of here! Jumbo rolls out and makes his way to the back, as Reject makes his way to the middle of the ring. REJECT I suppose you people want an explanation, right? *crowd boos* REJECT Well, you know, last year, I was all ready to make my big comeback to the OAOAST, when I get a call from Thunderkid, saying, 'you know, I've been planning a comeback myself! Wouldn't it be [i]so[/i] cool if we made our big comeback together in Louisville'? Well, while making it in Louisville was a lot cooler than doing anything in Nashville... *crowd boos* REJECT ...for whatever reason, I accepted his offer. I tolerated his attempts to ride on my coattails. And I listened to everyone's claims that he was the strength in the team. And in that Chamber of Hell match at AngleSlam, I could have beaten Alf and won that title by myself, but no, I got eliminated because of YOUR mistake, TK! *crowd boos* And what happened? The so-called "strength" of the team went down. And if that wasn't enough, a couple months later, when Brock and his boys were beating us down, Alf himself runs out to make the save. And I kept TELLING you, TK, I kept TELLING you, 'we don't need Alf anymore, we can make it, we can survive on our own'! But no, you wouldn't listen, would you? And we were stuck tagging along with Alf, which leads us up to now...Alf's got a World title shot, and what do we have, TK? NOTHING! Alf USED us to get himself ahead, just like I told you he would. *crowd boos* Oh yeah, you did get something, that's right. You got a shot at the Heartland title last week, one which I told you beforehand I'd have your back, and I did. Did Alf have your back? No, he didn't, because he was worrying about himself, and resting his boo-boos. *crowd boos* That's why I did what I did, TK. I was tired of having to bail you out of these jams, I was tired of having to drag you on my coattails, and I'm tired of you, and Alf, blowing my big breaks. But it's not gonna happen anymore, because from now on, it's all about ME. [i]Renegade[/i] plays as Reject throws the mic down and leaves the ring.
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Yeah, we can't be giving away Alf vs CWM in round 2. That's a main event anywhere in the world!
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Wow, Booker actually won a match in 2002. And against Test, no less!
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I noticed the conversation about Darsow, he has a match on this tape against Tatanka, and he's always yelling during his matches. Tatanka has him in an armbar, and he yells out C'MON MAN, EASE UP, YOU'RE BREAKIN' IT! Another match Earthquake (I think) has him in some similar kind of hold, and pulls him to the mat, Repo yells WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAITAMINUTE!!!!! Kind of like Iron Mike Sharpe, though I haven't seen much of Sharpe
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How did Oscar (MOM's manager) get hired by the WWF? I've seen him sitting in the crowd at some events before he started...he was in the aisleway at WM9, and during the battle royal on the Invasion of the Bodyslammers CV tape, he's sitting right behind the announce booth.
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Are you an Indian? I don't get it
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Power Rankings 1. San Antonio 2. Phoenix 3. Detroit 4. Dallas 5. Miami 6. Indiana 7. Denver 8. New Jersey 9. LA Clippers 10. Memphis 11. Cleveland 12. NO/OK 13. Philadelphia 14. LA Lakers 15. Washington 16. Sacramento 17. Houston 18. Minnesota 19. Milwaukee 20. Chicago 21. Utah 22. Toronto 23. Atlanta 24. Boston 25. Seattle 26. Golden State 27. Orlando 28. Portland 29. New York 30. Charlotte
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The difference between the Mavs and Colts, though, is I don't think anyone actually expects the Mavs to win. Thus, if they lose to the Spurs or Pistons or Suns, they won't be letting down legions of fans and experts across the country.
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Rudo Vitamin X Special K Sass Dangerous A FFMS Agnes The Czech Republic (Sandman picks on me a lot :'( ) Kotzenjunge KingPK Black Lushus KOAB Banky Kingofthe909 Hoff Slayer twiztedmind (I kinda feel bad for the guy) CWM (Seyss is pure comedy, but I gotta vote for DAVID!!!) abowen33 EvenflowDDT NYU Meatwad wildpegasus Anglesault HTQ Anya Krankor Damaramu (I'm unfamiliar with JST) Carnival MisawaGQ RedJed kkktookmybabyaway
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Plus, if Flair gets the belt again, that's also one more HHH reign that has to be endured.
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CanadianMuggy 5-3 Group: Members Posts: 1879 Joined: 10-September 03 From: Vice City, Florida Member No.: 4042 *Price is Right horn*
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I don't know what that word means, but this obviously can't mean too well for this franchise. EDIT: And I'll take this time to reiterate that Bender and Croshere both come off the books that summer, which frees up approx. $15 million. Also the same year that the '04 draft class are scheduled to be FA's.
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Here are the matchups as of right now (1) San Antonio vs (8) LA Lakers (4) Dallas vs (5) LA Clippers (3) Denver vs (6) Memphis (2) Phoenix vs (7) NO/OK (1) Detroit vs (8) Milwaukee (4) Cleveland vs (5) Indiana (3) New Jersey vs (6) Washington (2) Miami vs (7) Philadelphia If the seeds went by strictly records, the Nets would be the 4 seed in the East, and the Nuggets would be the 7 seed in the West. I have read that there may be changes in the playoff format next year, as far as those seedings go. I'll look for some articles.
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I think we've had our fun now. Sun, Feb. 26 Cleveland @ Detroit, 12:00 ABC Houston @ Orlando, 3:30 Memphis @ Minnesota, 3:30 Indiana @ New Jersey, 6:00 Boston @ LA Lakers, 7:30 ESPN NO/OK @ Portland, 9:00 Mon, Feb. 27 Detroit @ Cleveland, 7:00 New Jersey @ Atlanta, 7:00 Toronto @ Miami, 7:30 Washington @ Memphis, 8:00 New York @ San Antonio, 8:30 Philadelphia @ Dallas, 8:30 Phoenix @ Houston, 8:30 Milwaukee @ Denver, 9:00 Portland @ Sacramento, 10:00 Charlotte @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Utah @ Golden State, 10:30 Tue, Feb. 28 Minnesota @ Chicago, 8:30 NO/OK @ Seattle, 10:00 Orlando @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Wed, Mar. 1 Atlanta @ Toronto, 7:00 Indiana @ Washington, 7:00 Sacramento @ Cleveland, 7:00 Miami @ Boston, 7:30 New Jersey @ Minnesota, 8:00 New York @ Memphis, 8:00 Charlotte @ Utah, 9:00 Detroit @ Denver, 9:00 Milwaukee @ Phoenix, 9:00 Philadelphia @ Houston, 9:00 ESPN LA Lakers @ Portland, 10:00 NO/OK @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Orlando @ Golden State, 10:30 Thu, Mar. 2 Cleveland @ Chicago, 7:00 TNT Dallas @ San Antonio, 9:30 TNT Fri, Mar. 3 Sacramento @ Atlanta, 7:00 Chicago @ New York, 7:30 Indiana @ Boston, 7:30 Washington @ Philadelphia, 7:30 ESPN Charlotte @ Dallas, 8:30 Denver @ Houston, 8:30 Orlando @ Phoenix, 9:00 LA Clippers @ Utah, 10:00 ESPN Detroit @ Seattle, 10:30 LA Lakers @ Golden State, 10:30 Sat, Mar. 4 Toronto @ New Jersey, 1:00 Atlanta @ Miami, 7:30 New York @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Portland @ San Antonio, 8:30 Orlando @ Denver, 9:00 Detroit @ LA Lakers, 10:30
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My feelings on the state of this folder
alfdogg replied to The Niggardly King's topic in No Holds Barred
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Hop to it I thought that post covered that base quite well.
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This folder sure hasn't been very good over the last week or so
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Indiana kept Davis around a lot longer than any NBA team would have, especially considering that he was following up on Bobby Knight. I don't care if you're white, black, Asian, Mexican, Eskimo, whatever, if you're following Bobby Knight, you're not going to get a fair shake from most people. I've cut Davis more slack than a lot of people have because of that fact, but this is the third straight year we're going to miss the tournament. He also recruited just one player who was drafted into the league (Bracey Wright, who's played a grand total of eight minutes for the Wolves this season) in his five years, though granted, that could change this year. I'm not saying I'm happy to see him go, but I can't really say I'll miss him either.
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Reject will explain his actions from this past Thursday.
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Fallout from Zero Hour. I won't spoil anything, but I'd like to call the ME for the HL title match.
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When I ask to be a mod, it's done as a joke.
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dh86 is a product of inner-city public education.
alfdogg replied to The Czech Republic's topic in No Holds Barred
How about this one?