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[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Rick Heyross leads Team Heyross out to the ring. COLE And Team Heyross coming to the ring together, but once that bell rings, they'll be adversaries, Coach! COACH Well, I know it says every man for themselves, but I think you'll see these guys stick together against Thunderkid and Reject until it's just down to those two guys! CABOOSE Well, I can speak from experience, and you may go into one of these kind of matches with that game plan, but you never know what can end up happening! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Fatal Four-way match! The last man remaining after everyone has been eliminated, either by pinfall or submission, will be the winner! Introducing first, hailing from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 235 pounds...QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUENTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! And from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing 245 pounds...CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The three men get into the ring, and Heyross raises both men's hands, as [i]What's the Difference[/i] plays and Reject makes his way through the curtains. The crowd gives him a nice reaction. COLE And the cheers starting to return for Reject! COACH Good, it's about time these fans let go of the past and let bygones be bygones! BUFFER [i]From New York City, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject walks to ringside, then gets on the steel steps and hangs onto the post as [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid comes through the curtains to a big pop. BUFFER [i]And from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 260 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK slides in as Reject climbs in, and the brawl ensues! *DING DING DING* COLE And here we go! Winner gets a Heartland title shot, so it's only fitting that this one's under Heartland rules! Reject hammers away at Charlie Moss in one corner, as TK and Benjamin do battle in an opposite corner. TK and Reject whip Team Heyross into one another! Benjamin rolls to the outside, as TK sets up Reject for a suplex. Reject hooks Moss with his ankles, then TK swings him around and he takes Moss over the top rope! CABOOSE And some nice teamwork between TK and Reject here in the early going! You said it would be the other team that had the continuity! COACH It's still early, just wait! Reject skins the cat back in, then springs back up and over with a plancha onto Moss! Quentin Benjamin nails TK with a Ghetto Blaster from behind, then runs across the ring and hits the two men on the outside with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! All three men slowly make their way to their feet, as TK scales the ring ropes. CABOOSE What's Thunderkid going for here? TK comes off the top into the crowd with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS~!~1~!~1 COLE WOW, and that's 260 pounds flying through the air like that! The crowd chants "HOLY SHIT" as TK gets up slowly and rolls Moss into the ring. Moss tries to beg off, but TK picks him up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a PRESS SLAM~! TK slams Moss to the mat, as Moss holds his back. COLE And look at the power of TK! Benjamin slides in from behind and nails TK, then Team Heyross double teams, hitting TK with a double suplex! COACH See, here comes that continuity! Team Heyross picks up TK and backs him into the ropes. As they whip him into the ropes, Reject reaches from the outside and trips up Moss, and TK delivers a big clothesline to Benjamin! Reject has crawled underneath the ring, as TK delivers a suplex to Benjamin! Reject comes out from under the ring with a trashcan and a lid! COLE Heartland title rules, as the winner of this gets a shot at whoever the champion will be this Thursday on HeldDOWN~! Reject takes the trashcan lid and whacks Moss in the head! Reject then tosses the can to TK, who blasts Benjamin over the head with it! Reject slides into the ring with the lid, and rams Moss's face into it! Reject then runs across the ring and attempts the ROLLING THUNDER~!, but Moss is able to get the trashcan lid and catch Reject on the way down! COLE And the tide maybe turning right here! TK pounds Benjamin in the corner, when Moss comes up and nails him from behind with the trashcan! Moss then delivers an STO BACKBREAKER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match gets two for Charlie Moss! Benjamin picks up TK, and Moss goes to the ropes, as Team Heyross hits the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! Benjamin covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject comes up, and nails Moss from out of nowhere with a spinning wheel kick! Reject is slow to get up, as TK recovers and picks up Benjamin in a hangman's hold. CABOOSE Here's your favorite, Coach! COACH Oh, STOP. Reject measures Benjamin, and hits a roundhouse kick! Reject then picks Benjamin up, and delivers a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH But QB's hangin' in there! TK drags Benjamin into the corner and continues to hammer away at him, while Moss hammers Reject on the outside. Moss grabs a chair on the outside, as Benjamin hits TK with a swinging neckbreaker off the ropes! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And now the action has really broken up! Even though the teams are still paired off with one another, it's turning into more of a free-for-all now! Moss slams the chair across the back of Reject on the outside! CABOOSE Wow, what a shot Reject just took out there! Moss delivers another shot, then tosses the chair down. Benjamin tosses TK out of the ring, and attempts a piledriver on the outside, but TK backdrops him on the floor! Reject comes back on Moss in the ring, flooring him with a clothesline! Moss rolls out and goes after TK, while Benjamin clobbers Reject from behind in the ring. Benjamin hits a snap suplex on Reject, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss rams TK's head into the steel steps, then grabs them off and slams them onto TK! COLE Steel steps slammed onto the back of Thunderkid! Moss then picks up TK, but TK reverses an Irish whip and sends Moss into the steel guardrail! Inside the ring, Benjamin hits the ORANGE CRUSH~!!! suplex on Reject! Benjamin covers, but TK quickly jumps in for the save. COACH Now why would TK do that? COLE Well, I think they would obviously like to be the last two men in the match, as would Team Heyross! Benjamin jumps TK from behind, as Moss hits Reject with a clothesline and they both go over the top to the floor! Moss and Reject brawl down the aisleway, and Reject gets rammed into the guardrail! Reject reverses an Irish whip, and the momentum sends Moss over the guardrail and into an empty section in the audience! CABOOSE And they're amongst the fans here in LA! Fans swarm the area as security tries to hold them back, before Reject clotheslines Moss back out into the aisleway. Back in the ring, Benjamin hits a big BULLDOG~! off the top rope onto TK! Cover... 1... 2... TK gets a foot on the ropes! CABOOSE Benjamin with a great move there, fortunately TK landed by the ropes! On the outside, Moss rams Reject into the post, and hooks him in the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!111 COLE He's got to have it in the ring! Benjamin slides out and stomps away at the head of Reject as he's in the hold, before TK finally slides out and breaks it up. Everyone climbs back into the ring, and TK delivers a gutwrench powerbomb to Moss, before getting caught with a superkick from Benjamin! COLE Great move from Quentin Benjamin, and it looks like Team Heyross could be setting something up again! However, Benjamin celebrates and walks right into a spinkick from Reject! Reject then picks up Benjamin and plants him with the PITCH BLACK~!!!111 COLE Reject with the PITCH BLACK! CABOOSE We got one right here, I think! 1... 2... Moss dives over and saves at the last second! As Moss gets to his feet, however, TK hits him with a bicycle kick, and Moss stumbles backwards and falls over the top rope! TK follows him out and starts choking him with the cable! Meanwhile, Benjamin hits a low blow on Reject inside the ring, as Moss has turned around the cables on TK. Benjamin stomps away at Reject, but Reject fights back and knocks him to the mat with a spinning wheel kick! Meanwhile, Moss hits a back suplex on TK, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss then goes to work on Reject, allowing Benjamin to recover before moving over to TK. Moss has Reject in a cross armbreaker, while Benjamin stomps TK. COACH Submission hold applied by Moss, and this is his game right here! You're not going to out-hold Charlie Moss! Moss releases the hold, and walks over towards Benjamin. Team Heyross plants TK with a double front Russian legsweep! COACH I think they're getting ready to finish off TK! Moss picks up TK on his shoulders! COACH OH YES! Here it is! Benjamin gets to the top rope, as Reject makes his way over. Reject hits Moss with a low blow, then pops to his feet as TK rolls forward and Benjamin comes off the top...right into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 from Reject! COLE The EULOGY~! CABOOSE And we've got a double right here! The referee simultaneously slaps both hands on the mat... 1... 2... 3!!!!!! COLE And a three-count! And BOTH members of Team Heyross eliminated simultaneously! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Charlie Moss Eliminated by: Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Quentin Benjamin Eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And what do we got now? It's Thunderkid vs Reject! COLE I'm sure a lot of people have been waiting for this encounter! TK and Reject stand on opposite corners of the ring, staring each other down as the crowd gets louder in anticipation. TK and Reject then circle the ring, before tying up. Reject quickly takes TK across the ring with an armdrag! TK sits in the corner and looks at Reject, then starts nodding his head. TK slowly gets up, and locks up once again, and eventually delivers an armdrag of his own! COLE And it looks like these guys are going to stick to wrestling. COACH For now, Cole. :firedevil: Reject goes behind TK, and takes him to the mat with a rear waistlock. Reject rides him for a few seconds, but TK makes his way to his feet and breaks Reject's grip, then reaches back and grabs Reject's head as if to set up for a snapmare. TK flips up and over the back of Reject, and goes to the ropes. TK ducks a clothesline, then Reject drops down, and catches TK with a spinkick! COLE Beautiful kick by Reject, and TK down! Reject picks up TK, and delivers a snap suplex! He follows with a snap legdrop, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK charges Reject, but Reject catches him with a drop toehold! Reject tries to leap forward and grab a headlock, but TK slips out, and catches the charging Reject with a snapping belly-to-belly suplex, ala Owen Hart! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK whips Reject into the ropes, but Reject ducks a clothesline, and comes back with a flying bodypress, but both men go over the top and crashing to the floor! CABOOSE And both men down on the floor and out! COACH I gotta say, we're seeing some great wrestling here! Reject rolls TK back into the ring, and delivers a backbreaker! He positions TK by the ropes, and hits the ROLLING THUNDER~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject sets up TK in the corner, and delivers kicks to the midsection. The referee steps in, and Reject shoves him away, then approaches him, taking exception. COACH And it's getting heated in there now, guys! I like this! TK comes up from behind with a sunset flip, and a handful of tights! 1... 2... NO! Reject kicks out! Reject backs into the ropes, then trips up TK and puts his feet on the ropes! 1... 2... NO! TK escapes! The two partners get face to face, and Reject lays a slap across the face of TK, who responds by shoving Reject down to the mat! COACH OH YEAH, here we go, Cole! Reject gets up, and TK grabs him in a side headlock. Reject pushes him off, and the two criss-cross! CABOOSE Criss-cross, who's gonna stop first? TK drops down after four trips across, then catches Reject in a PRESS SLAM~!, but the momentum takes them to the ropes, where he drops Reject crotch-first! Reject falls to the apron, but reaches down and grabs the trashcan lid off the floor. When TK goes over to grab him, he takes the lid right in the head! Reject takes the time to recuperate, then goes to work on TK. COLE And it looks like the first real advantage in this match is going to go to Reject! Reject picks up TK, and delivers a shoulder breaker! Reject follows by going to the second rope, and coming off with a knee to the sternum! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject drags TK into a corner and lays in some more kicks, then brings him out and delivers a Northern Lights suplex and bridge! Cover... 1... 2... TK escapes! Reject sets up for a fisherman's buster, but TK counters into a small package! 1... 2... NO! Reject kicks out! COLE So close for TK right there! Reject quickly catches TK with a spinning wheel kick! Quick cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject attempts the same move again, but TK ducks! TK scores with a European uppercut, rocking Reject back into the ropes, then clotheslines him to the floor! Reject recovers quickly, however, and slides back into the ring. He ducks a clothesline, then a mid-ring collision occures, and both men are down and out! COACH What tremendous action in this match! Reject is able to come to first, and goes up to the top rope. COLE And Reject taking it to the air! Tk slowly makes it to his feet, and is able to crotch Reject up top! TK then follows him up, and takes him down with a HURRICANRANA! CABOOSE And again, 260 pounds doing a move like that! COLE Well, TK has bulked up since returning to the OAOAST several months ago along with Reject, but it hasn't caused him to lose any of the tremendous agility he had early in his career, as that move just showed us! TK rolls over and covers... 1... 2... NO!!! Reject gets a shoulder up! TK picks up Reject, and hits a fallaway slam! He then rolls out of the ring, and grabs the trashcan that was used earlier! COLE And now it's TK looking for the weapon! TK waits on Reject to get up, but Reject ducks the shot, then goes behind, but TK spins around, drop toe-holds him, and applies an ANKLE LOCK~! COLE ANKLE LOCK! It's been a while since we've seen this utilized by TK! Reject has it well-scouted, however (because, duh, they're partners), and uses his hands to push up and roll over, sending TK shoulder-first into the post! Reject catches TK off the rebound, and delivers a German suplex! 1... 2... NO!!! TK barely escapes! CABOOSE A lot of close calls here in the past minute or so! Reject goes for a hurricanrana, but TK catches him and reverses to a sit-out powerbomb! TK the climbs to the top rope. COLE And TK once again going up top! TK attempts a SWANTON BOMB~!, but Reject rolls out of the way! CABOOSE And nobody home! Reject attempts a spinkick, but TK ducks and gives him a foot to the gut! COACH Could be the Thunderbolt DDT here! TK picks Reject up, but Reject's feet hit the referee on the way up! Reject comes down, twists around, and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE This one's over! Reject covers, but there's no referee! Reject gets up, and slaps the referee around a bit waking him up. TK crawls up from behind, and schoolboys Reject! The referee comes to and counts... 1... 2... NO!!! Reject kicks out! Reject goes for the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 once again, but TK shoves him off, and catches him coming back with a foot to the gut, then sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 once again! Reject spins out once again, and hits a foot to the gut, then sets up the PITCH BLACK~!!!111...but TK blocks, then grabs Reject's legs, trips him to the mat, and flips over into a pinning combination... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE He got him! COACH Thunderkid wins it! Reject is in shock on the mat, as the referee raises TK hand. BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] Reject angrily gets to his feet, as TK stands across the ring with his hands on his hips. Reject runs his hands through his hair, then walks over to TK and shakes his hand, and the two embrace to a big pop. COLE Great show of sportsmanship between these two partners, this was a real test of their solidarity as tag team partners! COACH Well, unfortunately, I've got to take my hat off, a great wrestling exhibition between these two guys! COLE But only one man could come out the winner, and it was Thunderkid! And he'll meet the winner of the Heartland title match this Thursday on HeldDOWN~!

cart-pushing gay point-tabulating Yankee-loving fantasy basketball Oh, we're throwin' down now. *drops gloves*

So, who was it?

I have no stories as good as any of the ones in this thread, but in a pickup basketball game I was involved in at lunchtime, I witnessed two kids throw down and come up with bloody noses over an out-of-bounds call. The best fights took place in elementary school during recess. The swing-assisted flying shoulderblock was a favorite of mine.

They'll beat Portland. They don't have the Kobe-stopper anymore.

Tue, Feb. 21 Minnesota @ Washington, 7:00 NO/OK @ Indiana, 7:00 Orlando @ Cleveland, 7:00 Atlanta @ Detroit, 7:30 New Jersey @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Toronto @ Memphis, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Dallas, 8:30 Seattle @ San Antonio, 8:30 Boston @ Utah, 9:00 Charlotte @ Denver, 9:00 Golden State @ Sacramento, 10:00 Portland @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Wed, Feb. 22 Cleveland @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Seattle @ Atlanta, 7:00 Miami @ New York, 7:30 Orlando @ New Jersey, 7:30 Utah @ NO/OK, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Houston, 8:30 Boston @ Phoenix, 9:00 Milwaukee @ Chicago, 9:00 ESPN Charlotte @ Portland, 10:00 Thu, Feb. 23 Indiana @ Detroit, 8:00 TNT Memphis @ Dallas, 8:30 Sacramento @ LA Lakers, 10:30 TNT Fri, Feb. 24 Atlanta @ Indiana, 7:00 Seattle @ Orlando, 7:00 Washington @ Cleveland, 7:30 Denver @ Minnesota, 8:00 New Jersey @ New York, 8:00 ESPN San Antonio @ Memphis, 8:00 Detroit @ Chicago, 8:30 Golden State @ Houston, 8:30 Philadelphia @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Boston @ Portland, 10:00 LA Lakers @ LA Clippers, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Feb. 25 Toronto @ Dallas, 1:00 Milwaukee @ Atlanta, 7:00 New York @ Washington, 7:00 Chicago @ Philadelphia, 7:30 Seattle @ Miami, 7:30 Golden State @ San Antonio, 8:30 Charlotte @ Phoenix, 9:00 NO/OK @ Utah, 9:00

I'd probably laugh at the Bulls for picking Redick too, though. I mean, they've already got Ben Gordon upset with his playing time.

Knicks would have to have a first round pick to do that, which they don't. The Bulls have their pick It's not lottery protected?

The referee attaches the rope to both wrestlers, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Brock immediately pounces on Alf! COLE And here we go! And this could very well be the last fall of this match! COACH Definitely, Alf has to drag the 300-pound Brock Ausstin all the way around the ring just to *tie* the score in less than 8 minutes! COLE And the blood flowing from both men after 50+ minutes of action, one can only imagine the sight once the final bell sounds after this particular stipulation! Brock goes for an elbowdrop, but Alf rolls out of the way! Alf gets up, slugging away at Brock, then whips him into the ropes, and elbows him down! Alf follows with a suplex! CABOOSE And it looks early on like a tie score just might happen! Brock, however, lands a stiff European uppercut when Alf grabs him off the mat, then takes the rope and swings it across the back of Alf, who cringes in pain! COLE WOW, barbed wire rope across the back! Brock whips Alf once again, then a third time, then waits for Alf to get up and whips him once across the chest! COACH And Brock whipping him like a dog right now! Brock chokes Alf with the rope, then releases and gives him an Irish whip, but puts his head down, and Alf catches him with a DDT! Brock rolls to the outside, and Alf rolls to another side of the floor, then pulls Brock by the rope right into the post! COLE Clever move by Alf, able to post Brock via the bullrope! Alf then chokes Brock with the rope on the floor, but Brock grabs him by the hair and pulls him over. Brock then grabs a chair, and slams it across Alf's back! COLE Chair to the back of Alf, and Brock in control once again! Brock grabs Alf and tosses him back into the ring. Brock delivers a back suplex to Alf, then starts the drag. COLE And here we go! Brock pulls Alf over, and slaps one corner! CABOOSE There's one light! Brock walks over and slaps a second corner! COACH Halfway! Brock goes for a third corner, but instead feels barbed wire across the back! COLE And now it's Brock being whipped! Alf superkicks Brock to the mat, and the lights are turned off. Alf grabs the rope, and begins whipping Brock with it! Alf calls out to the crowd, which gives him support. Alf then goes for the corners against Brock, slapping the first buckle! COLE Alf is three corners away from evening the score! Alf pulls at Brock, slapping a second corner! Alf is inches away from a third corner, when Brock starts pulling back! COACH We got a tug-of-war going here! Brock pulls Alf in far enough to kick at him until he falls to the mat. Brock then gets up and starts choking Alf with the rope once again, then throws him over the top! CABOOSE Brock's going to hang Alf here! COLE FIVE MINUTES LEFT! Alf has five minutes to get out of his predicament and score at least one fall against Brock! The referee steps in to try to get Alf free, and Brock shoves him to the mat, then hops over the top rope to continue his assault. Brock picks up Alf and drops him on the guardrail, then rolls him back into the ring and goes to the corners. CABOOSE Brock's got one! Brock walks over and touches a second, then Alf lays flat, and Brock unknowingly has the rope under his legs. Brock touches a third corner! COLE If Brock touches one more corner, he'll all but have this match in the bag! Alf whips the rope, making a wave which smacks Brock between the legs! Brock falls to the mat, as Alf gets up and wraps the rope around his own arm, then waits on Brock to get up before yanking the rope up into his balls! COACH Oh, man! Brock goes down, and Alf pulls the barbs from his arm, then picks Brock up and drives him down with a piledriver! COLE Piledriver, and I think Alf's going to try it again! Alf touches the first corner! CABOOSE One! Alf slowly makes his way over, and touches a second corner! CABOOSE Two! Alf whips Brock for good measure, and touches a third corner! COLE THREE! ONE MORE TO GO! Alf is mere inches away from the last corner, as Brock suddenly pulls him in and attempts the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE OH MY GOD! This will seal the deal, and bring Brock Ausstin the Heartland title! However, Brock puts Alf down, as Alf is squeezing his hand! Brock pokes Alf in the eye, then favors his hand. COLE And AGAIN, Alf going to that burned hand of Brock Ausstin! Brock comes up and clotheslines Alf, as Rick Heyross runs out to ringside with a glove! COLE Where did Rick Heyross come from? And what does he have in his hand? CABOOSE It looks like one of those iron gauntlets! COACH Oh come on, it's just to protect his hand! COLE Under three minutes to go! Brock waits on Alf, then winds up...but Alf ducks, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And Alf with a suplex to counter! Both men slowly get up, and Alf catches Brock and delivers a T-Bone suplex! CABOOSE Alf starting to cook here late! COLE And that gauntlet fell over to the corner, I don't think either man realizes where it is! Alf wraps Brock up and starts to drag him around. Alf touches one corner! CABOOSE I don't think it's going to matter! Alf drags Brock over and touches a second corner! COLE Alf's halfway home! Alf touches the third corner, prompting Rick Heyross to jump onto the apron. Alf spots him, and drags him into the ring. COACH Now why would he do that? COLE He shouldn't have gotten up on the apron! Alf delivers a suplex to Rick Heyross! He then grabs the rope, as the crowd starts to get loud. CABOOSE I think Tricky Rick's about to be taken to the woodshed! Alf starts to whip Heyross with the rope, who quickly rolls out! Brock charges Alf, but Alf catches him with a rope clothesline! COLE We're inside two minutes, and Alf is on fire! Brock gets up, and Alf attempts a hurricanrana! Brock pushes Alf off, and Alf backflips to his feet, but Brock quickly scoops him up and hits the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH :lol: COLE That's it. It's over. Brock gloats, then drags Alf around effortlessly and touches one corner. COLE There's one! Brock touches a second corner! COACH Two! Brock touches a third, still without much excess effort. COACH THREE! Brock raises a finger in the air as he approaches the final corner...but Heyross stops him? COACH WHAT??? COLE ONE MINUTE LEFT!!! Heyross hands the gauntlet to Brock. COACH Oh, he wants to put the finishing touches on! Brock picks Alf up, then puts on the gauntlet...but Alf kicks him low! COLE Oh, maybe not! Alf yanks the gauntlet off Brock's hand, grabs it in both hands, and swings it into Brock's jaw! COLE Brock is OUT!!! Alf wraps the rope around the ankles of the unconscious Brock, and drags him to the first corner! COLE There's one! Alf's got THIRTY SECONDS to touch the other three! Alf drags Brock and touches the second! COLE There's TWO! Alf struggles with Brock, but touches the third! COLE THERE'S THREE!!! ALF'S GONNA EVEN IT UP!!! Alf moves desperately towards the final buckle, as the crowd counts the match down! TEN!!! NINE!!! EIGHT!!! SEVEN!!! SIX!!!!! [b]FIVE!!!!! FOUR!!!!! THREE!!!!! TWO!!!!! ONE!!!!![/b] Alf makes one final lunge... and falls fractions of inches short, as the clock hits 60:00 and the bell rings! *DING DING DING* COLE HE DIDN'T MAKE IT!!! COACH YES!!! WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!! Alf sits back in the corner with his hands on his head, as Brock is just coming back to consciousness. In his box, Peter Knight leaps to his feet and applauds as the referee retrieves the Heartland belt. [i]BUFFER The winner of the Iron Man match...and NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland Champion...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OOOOOOOOOOOCK AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] [i]Punishment[/i] hits as Alf continues to sit in the corner. COLE Folks, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion, but give both of these men all the credit in the world! These guys went out there for 60 minutes, and they left their blood and sweat all over the Staples Center! And the end result...Brock Ausstin, a singles champion for the first time in his career! If you can't appreciate the effort of these two tremendous superstars, then I honestly don't know how you can call yourself a fan! The camera pans around to show the fans on their feet applauding. CABOOSE Well, we got about 20,000 strong here who definitely have the right to call themselves fans! The camera then pans over to Sofa Central, where Triple C all sit down after having stood up. COACH I'm exhausted after just WATCHING that one! I can't imagine what it must be like to be Alfdogg or Brock Ausstin right now! COLE Let's go right now to (insert announcer here)!

*insert graphic* COLE And it's time now, Coach, for the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Iron Man Match! It's Alfdogg defending the Heartland title against Brock Ausstin! Let's go backstage to Tony Schiavone! TONY OK, thank you, Michael Cole, and I'm standing back here with the respective wheel spinners for each participant! Representing the challenger, Brock Ausstin, it'll be his manager Rick Heyross, and to my right, Reject will be the spinner for the Heartland champion, Alfdogg! The rules are as follows: The first fall of the match will be contested under normal OAOAST rules, with a decision being rendered by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or countout! From there, the representative of the winner of each fall will spin the wheel to determine what type of match the next fall will be contested under! And of course, whoever has the most falls at the end of the match will be the OAOAST Heartland champion! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits. TONY And with that, let's go to Michael Buffer! Brock Ausstin walks through the curtains as Buffer begins his announcements. BUFFER [i]The following contest is the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal Iron man match, for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 304 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] COLE And Brock Ausstin will attempt to become a singles champion for the first time in his career! You recall, back in October at World Without End, he was a part of the four-way match for this very title, in which Brock joined Stevens/Heyross Incorporated in the ruse against Alfdogg! But those times have passed, and now it's Brock and Alf, man-to-man! COACH You're right, Cole, and I think here with no distractions, we're going to see Brock pick up his first-ever singles title! CABOOSE Definitely possible, but if I were a betting man, I think I'd have to put it on Alf, he's really been on fire lately. As Brock walks down the aisle, Peter Knight stands and applauds from his suite, cupping his hands to his mouth and yelling encouragement. COLE There's one man who is interested in how this turns out. No matter what happens tonight, Alf still will face Peter Knight in one month's time for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship at AngleMania. COACH With a match like this, I have trouble seeing Alf actually MAKING it to AngleMania. Brock gets ready in the ring as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg walks through the curtains to an enormous pop. BUFFER [i]And his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former WORLD Heavyweight champion, and the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and poses in the corners, taking the time to find the box Knight is in and pointing up to him. He makes a "belt around the waist" motion and then meets Brock and the referee in the center of the ring. The referee explains the same rules which were explained by Tony before, and then raises the belt in the air as Alf and Brock back off into their corners. *DING DING DING* Alf and Brock circle the ring, and then tie up. Brock quickly shoves Alf back into his corner, then does a double bicep pose, which is received with a round of boos. COLE And Brock showing his surperior power, which I'm sure all of these people knew he had! COACH Yeah, I can't believe Alf was stupid enough to try that! Alf gets up and circles the ring again, then moves in and grabs a rear waistlock. Brock struggles, and can't escape the hold. Eventually, he manages to grab one of Alf's legs and trip him up. Alf pushes Brock off into the ropes with his free leg, then catches him with a monkey flip! Brock bounces right back up and charges Alf, but gets caught in an armdrag! Brock comes up in his corner and kicks the bottom rope. COLE And Brock extremely frustrated here in the early going! Brock comes out of his corner and gets right in Alf's face, then delivers a slap right across it! Brock stays on Alf, pounding on him in the corner. Brock then brings Alf out and whips him into the ropes. Brock drops down and Alf hops over, then Brock turns over to attempt a reverse monkey flip, but Alf sees it coming and drops a fist right between the eyes! COLE Brock tries the same move and Alf a little too smart for it! Brock gets up holding his face, and when he turns to face Alf again, he's met with a wad of spit to the face! COACH Ohhhhhhhhh ho! Alf's really pushing his limits now! Brock charges Alf again, but Alf catches him with a drop toe hold! Alf then jumps across Brock and hooks a headlock, quickly switching to a front facelock! COLE Some good mat wrestling being shown by Alf here, Coach! COACH I just...I can't believe the way this match is going so far. CABOOSE Well, you heard Axel and Peter Knight a few weeks ago, they talked about how Alf can't wrestle without gimmicks, but I hope they're watching the clinic that Alf is putting on right now! Brock is able to make his way to his feet, then he picks up Alf and tosses him off across the ring! COACH And once again, Brock with the superior strength! Brock comes at Alf, but gets caught in another armdrag! CABOOSE But Alf just too quick right now for Brock! Alf switches to a wristlock, and paintbrushes Brock on the mat! COACH I can't believe this, what Alf's doing to Brock right now! COLE Alf's trying to frustrate him, and it's always tough to wrestle angry. COACH And just how would you know that? COLE ... Suddenly, Brock pops up, and picks up Alf for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH Oh yeah, Alf might pay for it now, though! Brock spins Alf around...but Alf hangs onto the wrist and drags him over and to the mat! COLE But look at Alf hang onto the hold! I don't think I've ever seen that move countered like that! CABOOSE That's because you've never seen me do it. Alf wrenches the arm, then hooks Brock and takes him over with a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First pin attempt of the match, and Brock is out at two! Alf picks up Brock, and delivers a vertical suplex! COLE And a little power there, too! CABOOSE Alf's putting it all on display tonight! COLE Here's another pin attempt... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Brock, who reverses an Irish whip. Alf hops over Brock, then ducks a clothesline, but gets caught in a powerslam! COACH Speaking of power... Brock poses briefly, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock picks up Alf, lifting him overhead for a PRESS SLAM~! Brock takes his time, turning to show each section of the crowd, then simply drops Alf behind him to the mat! Brock turns Alf over and drops a knee to the sternum, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Those kickouts are getting weaker and weaker, Cole! I think Alf might be in danger of going down a fall here! Brock whips Alf into a corner, and follows him in with an avalanche! COLE Brock Ausstin with all 300 pounds plus crushing Alf in the corner! Brock looks for some accolades from the crowd, and doesn't get them. He then whips Alf back into the other corner, but this time takes some more time to preen to the crowd, and Alf slides out of the way! Brock falls to the mat, and Alf quickly goes up to the top rope! COLE Here it is! Alf's got a chance right now! Alf leaps through the air, but sees Brock rolling out of the way and rolls over on the mat ala Eddie Guerrero, only to be turned inside out by a Brock clothesline! COACH But Brock knew where he was at all times, and he's still got the advantage! I love it! COLE What a shot that was! Brock lifts Alf off the mat, and takes him overhead with a belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brock starts to get on the referee's case. COLE Brock wanting a faster count from the referee right there. CABOOSE Nothing wrong with that count at all, it's been consistent all the way. Brock picks up Alf and sets him up for a running powerslam, once again taking time out to showboat. Alf slips behind the back and shoves Brock off into a corner, then catches him coming back with a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Brock slips out! COLE Nice counter by Alf, but Brock able to escape! Alf makes it to his feet first, and runs to the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, but as he comes back, they both clothesline each other! COLE Oh, both men down and out of it! The crowd counts along with the referee... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Alf sits up! Alf starts to climb to his feet, as Brock gets to his. Brock with a right hand, but Alf blocks and delivers one of his own! Brock tries again, and gets the same result! Brock tries a third right, blocked, then a left, blocked, then Alf moves in and converts an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf struggles back to his feet, and delivers a superkick! Alf then goes to the top rope! COLE And Alf back to the top once again! COACH But Brock's going to meet him! Brock starts to climb from the inside as Alf does so from the outside. Alf tries to pound Brock down, but catches a thumb to the eye. Both men are now standing on the top rope, and Alf takes a wild swing. Brock ducks, grabs a rear waistlock...and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE, with Alf flipping backwards and landing on his face and chest! TRIPLE C :o Brock rolls over for the cover... 1... 2... 3!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Brock Ausstin has won the first fall! BUFFER [i]The winner of the first fall...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 1 Alf: 0 Time remaining: 52:58 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The camera shows PK pumping his fist and then goes back to show Rick Heyross with a pleased look on his face. TONY Brock Ausstin the winner of the first fall, that means Rick Heyross spins the wheel as we hit the 30-second resting period. Rick Heyross grabs the wheel, and gives it a spin. The wheel stops, and Heyross is elated with the result. TONY Next fall...it's a FIRST BLOOD match! The first man to draw blood from his opponent will be the winner of the fall, and we'll come back here when that happens! Back out to Sofa Central! (7:32)

If the Knicks drafted JJ Redick, I'd die laughing.

*DING DING DING* COLE Well, the chips seem to be falling in Alf's favor now...he's been known for being good with a set of nunchucks! Alf rolls Brock back into the ring, and hammers away at him in the corner. Brock starts firing back, and eventually gets the better of the exchange. Brock whips Alf HARD into the corner, then makes his way up for the weapon! COACH And Brock's going to get the nunchucks already! Alf struggles to his feet, and pulls Brock down. Brock goes to the eyes, then whips Alf into another corner. Brock pauses, then charges, but Alf gets his feet up! Alf then comes out of the corner with a Hart Attack clothesline, and makes his way to the pole! CABOOSE Alf could get it here! Alf is standing on the top rope, when Brock runs over and takes him off with a belly-to-belly! COLE Belly-to-belly off the top from Brock, what a devastating move! Brock poses, then picks Alf up and delivers a big backbreaker! Brock drops a knee to the sternum, and goes for the nunchucks! COLE And now Brock on his way up the pole! COACH No, he stopped! Brock sees Alf coming, then jumps down and clotheslines him back down! Brock goes to the ropes, but Alf takes him down with a drop toehold! Alf then gets up and goes to the ropes, but Brock rolls out of the way, avoiding an elbowdrop, and takes another shot at getting the stick! COLE And Brock up the pole once again! Alf gets up, walks over, and delivers a low blow! Alf then picks him off the second rope in an electric chair, and drops back to the mat with him! Both men are down and out, and the referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men get up at aproximately the same time, and both go to the ropes, colliding in mid-ring, and both stumble backwards and through the ropes! COLE Mid-ring collision, and both men through and out to the floor! Brock makes his way over to Alf, and the two slug it out briefly before Brock shoves Alf into the post! COACH And Alf posted out there, and looking a long way up at those nunchucks! Brock climbs into the ring, and up to the top rope, reaching for the chucks as Alf climbs up onto the apron. Alf grabs Brock's foot out from under him, crotching him in the corner! COLE But still, Alf able to come back and thwart another attempt at the chucks by Brock! Alf springboards to the top rope, then catches Brock and takes him to the mat with a REVERSE HURRICANRANA~! COACH WHOA! COLE A reverse hurricanrana, and Brock is down and looks to be out! Now could be Alf's best chance at getting the weapon! Alf slowly gets to his feet, and climbs up the ropes. Alf gets to the top, and after batting at it a few times, is able to GRAB THE NUNCHUCKS! CABOOSE Alf's got 'em! Alf stops to raise them in the air, and Brock takes him off the top with a back suplex and bridge! 1... 2... NO!!! Alf kicks out! COLE Alf stopped to celebrate, and it almost cost him, as we've hit 50 minutes in this match! Ten minutes to go! Alf is groggy, but as Brock comes at him, he's able to raise up and deliver a shot to the ribs with the nunchucks! Alf then hops up and delivers a shot to the back! Alf then kneels down, putting the nunchucks between the feet of Brock, then stands to his feet, looking out to the crowd with a big smile on his face. COACH Don't you do it, Alf! Alf quickly brings the nunchucks up, crotching Brock with them! Brock holds himself, but ducks a superkick and knocks Alf to the mat with a big boot! Alf loses the nunchucks upon hitting the mat. COACH Oh yeah! Get it, Brock! Brock does get it, then waits on Alf to get up. Brock takes a big swing, but Alf ducks and catches him with a small package! 1... 2... NO!!! Brock gets out! COLE Wow, so close to being down to a one-fall advantage right there! Brock gets up and levels Alf right in the shoulder with the nunchucks, then once in the lower back! Alf drops to his knees, and Brock wraps the nunchucks around his throat and begins choking him! Brock breaks at the four-count, then shoves Alf to the mat by his face. Brock covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock then grabs Alf by the face, talking trash, before Alf bites his hand! COACH Look at that! COLE And that's the same hand that was burned minutes ago in the last fall! The nunchucks are loose again, and Alf grabs them! He wraps it around Brock's knee, tripping him to the mat, then wraps it around his ankles and flips over into a jackknife pin! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH I can't believe this. COLE It's down to one fall! BUFFER [i]The winner of the seventh fall...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 4 Alf: 3 Time remaining: 8:40 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knight punches the leather sofa he is sitting in as Alf sits up and attempts to catch his breath. COLE Tony, take it! The camera goes backstage, as it's now Rick Heyross who's pacing the floor. TONY Thank you, Michael...well, Reject...it's down to one fall for Alf. Give 'er a spin. Reject takes a deep breath, and spins the wheel. A huge smile comes across his face, as the wheel lands. TONY It's a BARBED-WIRE BULLROPE match! Another one that should be pretty self-exlpanatory...it's a classic bullrope match, but with one twist...the bullrope will be wrapped in barbed wire! Drag your man to all four corners to win the match, and as you'll see, there are lights in the corners which will light up when the buckles are touched! Back out to Sofa Central! (51:50)

Does anyone know of a site where I can DL the full versions? I DL'ed a couple recently, but they were just demos.

*DING DING DING* COLE Wait a minute, what's Brock doing? Brock has thrown the driver of the ambulance out to the floor and jumped inside! He drives backstage, and swerves the ambulance around so that the back end is facing a wall of oil barrels! COLE ...no, don't do it, Brock! Brock starts honking the horn, then suddenly jumps out of the ambulance holding his face. Alf follows shortly after, holding a bottle of rubbing alcohol, which he then throws at Brock. COLE Alf obviously dumped some of that alcohol right over the head of Brock, and he has that open wound on his forehead, as does Alf! Alf follows Brock and tosses him into the conveniently placed stick which holds up a pile of small steel pipes. The pipes fall on Brock, then Alf grabs one and slams it on the back of Brock, causing it to bend on impact! Alf covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock quickly pulls Alf into the pile of pipes, then makes a getaway, climbing up the stairs. The camera follows him up the stairs, which lead to the main level, where fans swarm the scene as security attempts to hold them back. Brock staggers to the top of the stairs, when the elevator opens, and Alf runs out and delivers a bulldog to Brock! Alf picks up Brock and the two slug it out in the middle of the crowd of fans! CABOOSE And they're headed for the concession stands! Alf gets the better of the slugfest, knocking Brock to the floor. He then goes over and grabs some cotton candy, eating it on his way back over to Brock. COLE A little snack break here for Alf, it looks like, as we've hit the 40-minute mark in this match! Alf uses some of his cotton candy to rake the eyes of Brock! COLE Shades of George "The Animal" Steele, when he would use the turnbuckle stuffings for that same purpose! Alf shoves the whole thing, cone and all, right into the face of Brock. He then picks Brock up and rams his face into a counter. Brock rolls onto the counter, and Alf leans over it for a cover... 1... 2... Brock slips out and over to the other side of the counter. COACH Hey, hot dogs! Alf leaps over the counter and tackles Brock to the floor! Alf hammers away at Brock as the referee hops over the counter to join them. Brock delivers a low blow to Alf, then picks him up in a powerslam position...and carries him over to the FRYERS!!! COLE Oh, come on, now! COACH This is great! Brock's going to turn Alf's head into one giant funnel cake! Haha! CABOOSE Or maybe a deep-fried Twinkie, right? COACH Hey, I like that! :headbang: CABOOSE Oh, here comes that "agreeing" stuff again, I need to be more careful! Brock attempts to dunk Alf's head right into the fryers, as nearby fans scream. Alf thumbs Brock, however, and slips behind the back, then shoves Brock's hand into the fryer! COLE Oh NO! CABOOSE Chicken fingers for everyone! COACH Stop it! When Alf turns around to meet Brock again, he's met with a fry basket to the head! Brock then picks up Alf by the back of the pants and the neck and throws him head-first through a glass heating case! COLE Alf head-first through the glass! COACH Aw, man! All those pretzels, gone to waste! Brock quickly heads over towards the slushy stand, swiping a kid's cup along the way and pouring it on his hand. He then takes the lid off the machine and sticks his hand in it. Whe the vendor gives him a hard time, Brock knocks him cold on the floor with a left hand! Alf slowly makes his way over to Brock, who pulls his hand out and nails Alf, dropping him back to the floor! Brock walks over and grabs one of Alf's own T-shirts, and begins choking Alf out with it! Brock releases, then covers Alf... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Two-count, as Alf and Brock continue to fight it out in the concession stands! Brock picks Alf up, and whips him into another counter, then clotheslines him over it! Alf lands sitting up against a cabinet, and Brock climbs over the counter. Brock discovers the nacho cheese dispenser, and starts squirting Alf in the face with the cheese! Brock then grabs a ready tray of nachos and slams them on Alf's head! COACH Well, I've had hair in my food before, but I've never gone out to eat and had food in my hair! Brock slowly picks up Alf, and gives him an overhead belly-to-belly, with Alf landing on the counter and falling off on the other side! Brock climbs over and covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Brock picks up Alf, who grabs a beer vendor by the arm of his shirt, and pulls him into Brock! Brock, the vendor, and the beer tray all go crashing to the floor, as Alf grabs the tray and slams it over Brock's head. Alf then walks quickly (well, as quickly as he can at this point) over to a beer dispenser and sprays himself in the face, removing the cheese. COACH Alf should be more worried about his title than about a little cheese on his face! (There's a line you'll never hear uttered in a match.) Alf sprays Brock - and the vendor - with the beer, before coming off the counter with an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Alf pulls Brock up, but Brock gets in another low blow! Brock then leads Alf back over towards the hot dog stand, and tosses him over the counter. He grabs ketchup and mustard guns and gives Alf a little shower, before putting the boots to him. Brock then grabs the beer dispenser, and hoses Alf down himself. He stops to spray a little into his mouth, drawing a cheap pop from nearby fans. Brock acknowledges them by raising his arms...then turns to have a pickle jar shattered over his head! Alf covers... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE There's a pin! Maybe a small ray of hope for Alf now! BUFFER [i]The winner of the sixth fall...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 4 Alf: 2 Time remaining: 14:54 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH I just can't see it, Cole! Alf's got to win two falls in 15 minutes just to *tie* this match! COLE And as the wrestlers make their way back to the ring area, let's find out what one of those falls will be, from Tony Schiavone! TONY Thanks again, Michael...well, Reject, maybe a little hope now, as the match is 3/4 done. And you finally get another chance to spin the wheel! Reject grabs the wheel, takes a deep breath, and spins. Rick Heyross' confidence is starting to chip a little bit, as the wheel stops. TONY A NUNCHUCKS-ON-A-POLE match! Just like any pole match, the participant has to climb the pole and grab the item before he can use it! This is the only item that can come into play in this match! Let's go back out to Triple C! (45:36)

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*DING DING DING* Alf picks up Brock, and pitches him over the top rope. When Brock gets to his feet, Alf follows him out with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE And you know Alf's been waiting to do one of those legally! Alf hammers Brock on the floor, then picks him up and gives him a suplex on the floor! Alf then walks Brock over to the stretcher, and gives him a headbutt, sending him backwards onto it. COACH And Alf looking for a quickie right here! Alf pushes the stretcher about halfway down the aisle, before Brock comes to, then sits up and hammers away at Alf. Brock gets off the stretcher, and the referee pulls it back to the front of the aisle. Alf and Brock hammer it out in the aisleway, with Brock getting the better of the exchange, then picking up Alf and dropping him on the guardrail! COLE That would have been a DQ in the last fall, but of course anything goes in this fall! The only rule is to roll your opponent on the stretcher into the ambulance and shut the doors! CABOOSE And they're going for it quick! Brock has Alf and is now pushing him towards the ambulance! Brock makes it about halfway down the aisle, before Alf starts kicking him in the face. Alf then gets off the stretcher and chases Brock back to the ring. As Brock climbs back up onto the apron, Alf catches up to him and gives him a low blow! Brock falls through the ropes into the ring, and Alf climbs to the top rope, hitting Brock with a missile dropkick! Alf waits on Brock to get up, then delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And here come those suplexes! Alf catches Brock getting up and delivers a snap suplex! Alf then awaits Brock to get up once again, and delivers a T-Bone suplex! COACH And that was a very weak suplex, you can detect the extreme fatigue coming across Alf, and Brock for that matter. Alf charges at Brock, who backdrops him over the top, but Alf lands on the apron and thumbs Brock in the eyes! As Brock stands at the ropes, Alf springs to the top, then drops, catching Brock around the head and taking him to the outside with a hurricanrana! Alf grabs Brock by the leg, in an attempt to pull him to the stretcher. Brock pulls a chair out from underneath the ring with him, however, and when Alf forces him to his feet, turns around and SMACKS Alf in the head with it, sending him onto the stretcher! COACH YEAH! Wheel him, Brock, this one's yours! Alf is out, as Brock wheels him up the aisle to the ambulance. Brock rolls him up the ramp... COLE He's in! Alf is in the ambulance, but before shutting the doors, Brock stops to talk trash, and is met with a bedpan to the skull! COLE Wow, did you hear that? Alf turns over on the stretcher, and rolls down the ramp. The referee returns to stretcher to its starting point as Alf hammers Brock with the bedpan some more! CABOOSE I hope Alf put gloves on! Who knows what's been in that thing! Brock tries to get away, but Alf follows him and clotheslines him to the floor from behind! Alf then picks Brock up and whips him into the side of the ambulance! COLE And Brock goes hard right into the side of that ambulance! Alf drags Brock back up the aisle, and suplexes him onto the stretcher! Alf then pushes the stretcher down the aisle, stopping in front of the ambulance to hammer Brock with the bedpan some more. However, Brock blocks the bedpan, and gets off the stretcher. Brock gives Alf a foot to the gut, and has possession of the bedpan. Alf goes down, but grabs the chair that Brock used on him earlier. Brock brings the bedpan back to give Alf a shot, and Alf comes up and LEVELS brock with the chair! COLE NOW, get the stretcher Alf! However, Alf doesn't get the stretcher, instead setting up four tables a few feet from the ambulance. CABOOSE What is Alf doing? Alf then grabs Brock, picks him up and sets him on top of the tables. COLE High-risk for Alf here, if this pays off, then he can definitely put Brock in that ambulance! If he misses, though, I think this is do-or-die time! Alf scales the ambulance as the crowd buzzes. Alf looks out to the crowd, then jumps off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 ...but Brock moves, taking a bump to the concrete himself, as Alf crashes through all four tables! TRIPLE C :o COACH Oh man, that's it! Dumb move by Alf, a big risk I don't think he really needed to take! CABOOSE I'll have to...uh... COACH Come on.;) CABOOSE ...agree. COACH Atta boy! CABOOSE :throwup: Brock slowly recovers, and pulls Alf out of the wreckage, taking him back to the ring in a fireman's carry. Brock rolls Alf into the ring, himself just wanting to make sure, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And that's the exclamation point on this fall! COACH And the match! COLE Remains to be seen, but it's looking like you're right at this point! Brock tosses Alf over the top, and puts him on the stretcher. Brock easily wheels him up the aisle, and into the ambulance, then shuts the doors. *DING DING DING* COLE And Brock Ausstin has won four out of five falls over Alfdogg! BUFFER [i]The winner of the fifth fall...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] Knight leaps to his feet once again, repeatedly pumping his fist . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 4 Alf: 1 Time remaining: 22:02 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Peter Knight definitely loves what he's seeing right now. CABOOSE To think, these two hated each other six months ago. COACH Knight hates Alfdogg. Brock hates Alfdogg. Ergo, Knight and Brock both hate Alfdogg. Is that too complicated? CABOOSE Did you say "ergo"? COACH I can talk English gooder than you think. COLE Back to Tony! TONY OK...spin the wheel, Mr. Heyross! Nothing can break the spirits of Rick Heyross at this point, as he spins the wheel and watches it land. TONY The next fall will be FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE! I don't think I need to elaborate on this one. Back to Sofa Central! (38:28)

I tried my hand at the three-man announce team for the first time, as well.

Thunderkid vs. Reject vs. Charlie Moss vs. Quentin Benjamin Winner gets shot at the Heartland title on HeldDOWN~! This one will definitely be late...I'm not even sure that the one I'm working on right now will be on time.

The Pacers are now 0-3 against the Hawks. Splendid.

We had Landon Turner at IU, he was on the '81 national champs and was named to the all-tournament team. A few months later, he was in a car accident and paralyzed from the chest down. The Celtics picked him with the last pick of the '82 draft as a nice gesture.

Ruben Patterson?

Maggette & Boozer (and Luol Deng, a little farther down the road) should appear in many All-Star games in the future, but then there's health concerns with both of them as well. And being an IU fan, I'm admittedly not one to talk about lack of transition from a college to the pro level.

I thought Orton in his feud with Foley was on level with HHH in 2000. But then, I've never agreed with the sentiment that HHH was some sort of wrestling God in 2000, anyway. Perhaps the most overrated wrestler in history during that period. I actually think he's better now than he was then, as he's shown he can have good matches with inferior workers, such as Batista. But on topic, I agree...I mocked his heatless face run like pretty much everyone else, but the Orton hate is the most ridiculous fad on the board right now.* I would have loved to see the reaction if my WM scenario happened that I posted here before, with Taker going over Angle at NWO and jobbing to Orton clean at WM, ending the streak and giving Orton the title all at once. * - notice I said "on the board"...you haven't seen the recent wave of hatred for Kurt Angle at NMB (don't get me wrong, though, I like posting in their wrestling folder, despite savagerulz's attempts to singlehandedly make it as unreadable as the one here). He's apparently, according to one poster, "barely better than an indy spot monkey." Oh yeah, when are you coming back to the OAOAST.

However, the only Duke product with an NBA championship ring is Danny Ferry, with the 2003 Spurs.