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*DING DING DING* Brock starts hammering Alf on the mat. COLE And the second fall is under way! CABOOSE That's right, and the first man to draw blood from his opponent will be awarded the fall this time! No pins, submissions or anything of that sort. Brock picks up Alf and holds him in one arm, before planting him with a backbreaker! COLE And Brock with a big backbreaker! Brock shoves Alf off of his knee and plays to the crowd. COACH And Brock can take his time now, because he's up one fall to zero! CABOOSE But he better not give Alf too much time to recuperate, or he'll even up the odds in a hurry! Brock picks up Alf, setting him up for a vertical suplex. He lifts him up in the air, holding him for several seconds, before falling back to the mat! Brock slowly gets to his feet, slapping Alf around a bit, then exits the ring, grabbing a steel chair. COACH And Brock looking for blood already here, and if he can get in a shot on Alf, he'll go up 2-0! Brock lays the chair on the apron, then rolls back into the ring. Alf is slowly getting to his knees, as Brock waves him up. Brock then raises the chair overhead, but Alf pops up and hits Brock with a superkick! COLE And Alf able to dodge going down another fall, at least for now! Both men slowly get to their feet, and Brock charges at Alf in the corner, but Alf gets feet up! Alf then climbs backwards to the top rope. COLE Alf to the top rope, Brock dazed... Alf comes off the top rope, catching Brock with a HURRICANRANA! CABOOSE Well, I called that one, Brock got too concerned with the crowd, and let Alf get his wind back! Alf then grabs the chair off the mat. COLE And now it's Alf with the chair, looking to even the score in this Iron Man contest! Alf cocks the chair back, and Brock wisely turns away and takes the shot on the back! The shot drops Brock to his knees, and Alf delivers another shot to the back! COLE And Brock is down on the mat, as we've hit the ten-minute mark in this contest! Alf sets the chair down, and picks Brock up off the mat, setting up a powerbomb! COACH No way, he won't get him up! Brock is able to stay down, and backdrops Alf onto the chair! COLE And Alf goes back-first onto the steel chair! Brock picks up Alf, and attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses and sends Brock into the corner. Alf charges, but Brock backdrops him to the apron! Brock turns around, and catches a thumb to the eye! COACH What a cheap move that was! CABOOSE Who cares? It got Alf out of trouble. Alf attempts to ram Brock's head into the buckle, but Brock blocks, and rams Alf into the ringpost! COLE OH, and that might have done it right there! Alf gathers his senses, and checks his forehead, but fortunately sees no blood. CABOOSE No blood yet, he's still in there! Brock grabs him, and attempts a suplex back into the ring. Alf blocks the first attempt, then the second, before suplexing Brock all the way to the concrete floor! COLE Oh, Brock all the way out to the floor! Alf climbs back into the ring, then leaps onto Brock with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! CABOOSE Great hangtime by Alf, and he's got Brock in trouble again! Alf pounds on Brock, then tosses him back into the ring. Alf then goes under the ring and grabs a KENDO STICK~! The crowd roars its approval. COACH Oh, I don't like this! CABOOSE I do. COACH What? What do have against Brock Ausstin? CABOOSE Nothing. But you said you didn't like it, and I can't be jeopardizing my image by agreeing with you! Alf jumps to the apron, then goes to the top rope. Alf leaps off, but Brock catches him on the mat, and gives him an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE And Brock able to come up with a great counter! COACH Oh, and now Brock's got the chair back! Brock waits on Alf to turn around, and swings it right into Alf's skull! Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CABOOSE Oh man, that's got to do it! Alf stays down on the mat for a few seconds, then gets up to reveal blood spots on the mat. COACH Yes, that's it! Alf's bleeding! The referee runs around and sees Alf's forehead, and calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the second fall...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]Score[/b] Brock: 2 Alf: 0 Time remaining: 47:38 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And Brock has taken a commanding lead in the match, he's up 2 falls to 0! Let's go back to Tony Schiavone! Reject is seen pacing around, while Rick Heyross is overjoyed. TONY All right, thanks Michael...Rick Heyross obviously estatic over this turn of events, his man Brock Ausstin up 2-0! It's time again, go ahead and spin the wheel! Heyross spins the wheel, with a confident look on his face. Some of the confidence leaves him, however, when he sees the result of the spin. TONY A SUBMISSION match! Reject turns around and claps his hands once, feeling more confident about Alf's chances. TONY You know the drill here, the winner of the fall will be the man who can force a submission out of his opponent! Back out to Cole, Coach, and Caboose at Sofa Central! (12:52)

When Eddie Gill gets in the game, you know you're kicking ass.

I hope the Pistons don't trade for Claxton or Brevin Knight, as has been rumored, because they're putting up good numbers for my fantasy teams.

I just made this one. http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/trad...18~19~19~7~7~18 When reading this, keep in mind that I wasn't thinking of how this would actually make the respective teams better, but just using most of the guys who had been mentioned recently in trade rumors.

No clue. I'm not sure why the Blazers would want to trade Przybilla, either.

I should point out that everything I post is from ESPN.com, unless otherwise stated. Rumored deal: Nene to Portland for Joel Przybilla and Travis Outlaw

Power Rankings: 1. Dallas 2. Detroit 3. San Antonio 4. Phoenix 5. New Jersey 6. Miami 7. NO/OK 8. LA Clippers 9. Cleveland 10. Indiana 11. Memphis 12. Denver 13. Milwaukee 14. Washington 15. Sacramento 16. LA Lakers 17. Houston 18. Philadelphia 19. Chicago 20. Utah 21. Golden State 22. Minnesota 23. Toronto 24. Atlanta 25. Boston 26. Seattle 27. Orlando 28. Portland 29. New York 30. Charlotte

If any talks were happening with McGrady or any other player of his stature (especially if they were going to the Lakers), we'd all know about it by now. The slightest mention of it would be on either ESPN.com, HoopsHype, RealGM or InsideHoops. I've seen Pierce, Garnett, and even Iverson mentioned as, you know, "could he be traded?", but there have been no actual deals or teams laid out. There hasn't been word one about any rumors involving McGrady, I don't care what your buddies say. In regards to Francis going back to the Rockets, however, the talk began at All-Star weekend saying that there *is* a very slim chance that Francis could go back. DA mentioned it on one of the All-Star shows, and it was met with laughter, so that should tell you how apt it is to actually happen, but it has been mentioned. He'll probably either wind up in Denver or New York, though, with Minnesota and Seattle being outside shots.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Rick Heyross leads Charlie Moss to the ring. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing first, the challenger, hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 245 pounds...CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Well, last week, Alf was able to successfully defend his title against one half of Team Heyross, Quentin Benjamin! This week, it's the other half of the team making the challenge! [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alf comes through the curtains. COLE And the Hawaiians rise to their feet for the Heartland champion! BUFFER [i]His opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...the former WORLD Heavyweight champion, and the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and poses on the buckles with belt in hand, then hands it to the referee. *DING DING DING* Alf circles the ring with Moss, and goes in with a rear waistlock. COACH I think Alf's making a mistake right here trying to match Charlie Moss with mat wrestling! Moss does a standing switch, then takes him down to the mat. Alf scoots to a sitting position in attempt to escape. Moss switches to a chinlock. COACH See? Alf couldn't escape the holds! Alf works his way to his feet, and delivers a back suplex! CABOOSE Well, that'll help him escape! Alf runs to the rope, and catches Moss coming up with a Hart Attack clothesline! He then delivers another clothesline, sending Moss to the outside! Alf follows Moss outside with a plancha! COLE What a move by Alf! CABOOSE And this is what Alf's got to do, he's got to take it to the outside! He can't match this former NCAA champion hold-for-hold! Alf fires off right hands and tosses Moss back into the ring. Alf then goes underneath the ring. CABOOSE And Alf's going for the props! COACH Come on, ref, do something about this! COLE There's nothing he can do, there's no disqualifications! Alf tosses a trash can into the ring, which contains a kendo stick and a small street sign! He then grabs a lid and slides into the ring, but Moss catches him coming in with a kick to the head! Moss then drops an elbow, then grabs the lid from Alf and blasts him in the back of the head! COLE What a shot by Charlie Moss, and look at that trashcan lid! Moss covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match gets two for Charlie Moss! Moss then grabs the can, and waits on Alf to get up before blasting him over the head! CABOOSE And Alf really on rubberleg street now! Alf staggers, as Moss delivers another shot with the can, sending him to the mat! Moss drops a fist between the eyes, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss goes back over to the other side of the ring, and grabs the can again. Moss comes at Alf with the can, but Alf uses a front dropkick to knock it back into Moss! Alf falls back into a corner to catch his breath, and then grabs Moss, giving him a snap suplex! Alf then picks up Moss in an atomic drop position, and sets him on the top rope, then grabs him by the hair and pulls him backwards into a tree of woe position! COLE And Moss is tied up! COACH Get him out, ref! CABOOSE There's no rules, how many times do we have to tell you? You know, I think you'd look really good in that position! Alf grabs the kendo stick and holds it up in the air, provoking a big reaction from the crowd. Alf then walks over to the upside-down Moss and hammers him in the midsection with the stick! He then slides to the outside with the stick and chokes Moss with it, as the referee attempts to remove him. Alf lets go and gets back into the ring, grabbing the road sign that fell out of the trash can. COLE What could Alf have in store right here? Alf walks to the opposite corner, then runs across the ring and dropkicks the sign into the face of Moss! COLE WHAT A SHOT by Alf! Alf pulls Moss down out of the corner and covers... 1... 2... Moss gets a foot on the ropes! CABOOSE And it's a good thing for him that he *was* in the corner there! Alf picks up Moss and whips him into the opposite corner, but Moss gets his feet up on a charge! Moss picks up Alf's legs and puts his own feet on the ropes... 1... 2... Alf kicks out anyway! Moss hammers Alf on the back, and then walks over and grabs the sign, smacking Alf in the back of the head! Moss then grabs the trash can and sets it in the center of the ring, before giving Alf a vertical suplex right in top of it! Moss covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And Moss has got something going here now! Moss picks up Alf and delivers an STO BACKBREAKER~! Moss then rolls Alf over onto his stomach. COLE Could be setting up the bow-and-arrow hold here! And indeed, Moss plants the knees into the back and rolls over, converting a BOW-AND-ARROW hold~! Moss wrenches back on the hold, then leans over, putting Alf's shoulders on the mat... 1... 2... Alf bridges up, and Moss rolls back over, re-applying the submission hold. Alf hangs on, but his arms are free, and he manages to get one up and gouge the eyes of Moss, forcing him to release the hold! COACH What a cheap way to escape that hold by Alf! Moss stays on Alf, and sets him up for a suplex, but Alf reverses to a small package! 1... 2... NO! Moss kicks out! COLE Alf almost able to escape with the win right there! Moss picks up Alf and gives him a belly-to-belly suplex! He then goes to the second rope... COLE Not often we see this from Charlie... Moss comes off, but Alf rolls out of the way of the senton attempt! Both men are down, but Moss struggles to his feet first. Alf ducks a superkick, and delivers one of his own! CABOOSE Alf's got his second wind! Alf delivers an overhead belly-to-belly, then looks up to see Brock Ausstin standing in the entryway! COLE And there you see Alf's challenger this Sunday at Zero Hour, getting a bird's eye view of this match! Alf points to Brock, then signals for the end. CABOOSE And Alf's going to show him how a champion conducts his business, right now! Alf takes Moss over with a T-Bone suplex! He then picks Moss up, and whips him into the ropes, planting him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! He holds onto the legs, and hooks Moss in a SHARPSHOOTER~!!!111 COLE Sharpshooter locked in! Brock starts a slow walk to the ring, as Alf looks him down while hanging onto the hold! Moss struggles to reach the ropes, but ultimately has no choice but to TAP OUT~! COACH NO! COLE And Charlie Moss taps out! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf continues looking at Brock, as the referee hands him his belt, and then raises it in the air as Brock claps sarcastically and [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays. COLE But will Alf be raising that belt in the air after meeting Brock Ausstin this Sunday? Only time will tell! This should go after the match sometime. COLE Folks, I've just been handed this note from the front office concerning Zero Hour, a match just finalized! COACH That's right, it's going to be a Fatal Four-way match, with both members of Team Heyross meeting Thunderkid & Reject, and the winner receiving the first shot at whoever the Heartland champion may be after Zero Hour, right here next week on HeldDOWN~! CABOOSE And that should be an exciting match!

Sun, Feb. 12 Philadelphia @ Washington, 1:00 ABC San Antonio @ Indiana, 1:00 ABC Detroit @ Miami, 3:30 ABC Milwaukee @ New Jersey, 6:00 Orlando @ Boston, 6:00 Portland @ Toronto, 6:00 New York @ Houston, 8:30 Atlanta @ Sacramento, 9:00 Denver @ Seattle, 9:00 Chicago @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Mon, Feb. 13 San Antonio @ Cleveland, 7:00 Portland @ Charlotte, 7:30 Toronto @ Minnesota, 8:00 Washington @ NO/OK, 8:00 New York @ Dallas, 8:30 Memphis @ Golden State, 10:30 Utah @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Tue, Feb. 14 New Jersey @ Detroit, 7:30 Orlando @ Miami, 7:30 Seattle @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Sacramento @ Chicago, 8:30 Houston @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Wed, Feb. 15 Miami @ Orlando, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Indiana, 7:00 San Antonio @ Philadelphia, 7:00 New Jersey @ Charlotte, 7:30 Toronto @ New York, 7:30 Portland @ NO/OK, 8:00 Sacramento @ Memphis, 8:00 Seattle @ Minnesota, 8:00 Phoenix @ Denver, 9:00 Washington @ Dallas, 9:00 ESPN Atlanta @ LA Lakers, 10:30 LA Clippers @ Golden State, 10:30 Thu, Feb. 16 Philadelphia @ Chicago, 7:30 TNT Houston @ Phoenix, 10:00 TNT And of course Friday starts All-Star weekend, which we'll start another thread for.

Forgot to start this earlier, but the Sophomores are leading by 23 with 7 minutes left.

I'm partial to his one, myself. http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/trad...&teams=24~24~11

The sad part is, you'd probably be able to sucker GS into that one.

ESPN.com now has a trade engine where you can test out trades with 2-4 teams. Pretty cool feature, except you can only factor in players and not draft picks and trade exceptions and what not. http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/trademachine

I had five minutes of the Iron Man typed up, and my computer froze. Fortunately I remembered all the spots I had done.

English was the leading scorer of the entire decade of the 80's.

Nate wins.

But his relative said so!

There's 24 voters, but I'm not sure how many people they actually vote for.

I got a trophy. I can die happy now. Is it just me or do the controls get a little slower in every level?

Sophs win 106-96, Igoudala is the MVP with 30 points.

Anderson Cup Semifinals Thunderkid & Reject vs Heavenly Rockers Sooner Bruisers vs Lonestar Gunslingers OAOAST Heartland title Alfdogg © vs Quentin Benjamin Plus a major announcement concerning Zero Hour and the Heartland title.

haha

an maybe alf vs czech if you dont watch yourself lolz

The Hawks are 2-0 against the Pacers so far. They play each other next Friday.