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And a pick by Garcia. Wow.

Huge TD run for Michael Bush, and the Bucs are hearing boos.

Does anyone know the record for shutouts in one day? The Colts just finished off the Titans, and it looks like NE/Buffalo is on their way there, too. Cleveland and KC have also yet to get on the board. EDIT: And the Chiefs score just as I submit this post. EDIT2: OK, I guess it was wiped off.

Chris Simms on the field for the first time since 2006 for the Titans.

Sorgi's just havin' fun out there.

Marvin Harrison just became #2 all-time in receptions.

Rank these teams from best to worst. Dallas Denver Houston Phoenix Portland Utah

Reasons All-Star Fan Balloting is a joke, v. 2009 Exhibit A Player Votes LeBron James (Clev) 1,259,764 Kevin Garnett (Bos) 905,506 Yi Jianlian (NJ) 762,162 Chris Bosh (Tor) 500,700 Paul Pierce (Bos) 313,474 Which of these is not like the others? Exhibit B Tracy McGrady is currently slated to start. Again. Even though his production has declined the last three years and he can't stay healthy. But hey, Chris Paul can't throw alley-oops to himself, so who needs him, I guess. Exhibit C Brandon Roy is ninth among West guards. Jason Terry and Rafer Alston have more votes than Brandon Roy does. What the hell are these people watching?

The Grizzlies have the Spurs in double OT right now. Now I don't feel so bad about losing to them without having Danny Granger in the second half.

[i]Oh No[/i] by Mos Def, Nate Dogg, and Pharoahe Monche hits, and Todd Cortez makes his way through the curtains. COLE And here comes Todd Cortez, as he gets one more crack at Alfdogg's United States title! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST United States championship! If the champion is disqualified or counted out, the championship WILL change hands! Introducing first, the challenger, hailing from Hollywood Boulevard, weighing in at 226 pounds...representing Cucaracha Internacional, he is the URBAN LEGEND, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! COLE And you can see Cortez limping noticeably as a result of that heinous attack by the Deadly Alliance two weeks ago, Sandman bringing out a PORCUPINE to attack Cortez's knee! Josie Baker told Cortez he could have a rematch if he was up to it tonight, and here he is! Cortez waits in the ring, as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 237 pounds...he is the leader of the Deadly Alliance, and the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST United States champion...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] Alf rolls into the ring and raises his belt in the air, drawing boos. The referee checks Cortez, then checks Alf, who then gives the referee his belt. The referee raises Alf's belt in the air, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf and Cortez circle the ring, then tie up. Alf takes Cortez down in a side headlock, but Cortez quickly grabs Alf in a headscissors. Alf kips up to escape, then taunts Cortez. COLE Some wrestling here to start us off! COACH Well, I think if it comes down to a wrestling match, you'd have to give the advantage to Alf! COLE And remember, if Alf is disqualified or counted out here, he loses the title! The two tie up once again, and this time Cortez goes behind, then takes Alf down by the legs, and starts to grind his face into the mat! Alf gets to his feet and goes after Cortez, who catches him with an armdrag! Alf rolls to the outside to regroup! COLE Alf frustrated over that last sequence! Alf slides back into the ring, and goes in to tie up, but delivers a thumb to the eye instead. He then wrings the arm, and takes Cortez down to the mat, switching to a standing wristlock. Alf then lightly kicks Cortez in the head a couple times. COACH And that's insult to injury right there, Cole! Cortez fights his way to his feet, then backs Alf into the ropes and whips him across. Alf takes down Cortez with a shouldercheck, then hops over him. Cortez leapfrogs Alf, then catches him with a monkeyflip! Cortez gets to his feet, and clotheslines Alf to the floor! COLE And Alf to the outside once again! Cortez follows Alf out, then grabs him and tosses him back inside. Cortez follows Alf in, then takes him down from behind with a neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez then catches Alf with an armdrag, then bars the arm. Alf works his way to his feet, then backs Cortez into the ropes and shoves him across. Cortez ducks a clothesline, then catches Alf with a crucifix! 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez sets up Alf for an Irish whip, but Alf reverses. Alf drops down, then leapfrogs Cortez, before catching him with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK~! COLE Big kick from Alf! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf stomps away on Cortez, until Cortez rolls to the outside. Alf follows Cortez outside, then scoops him up, and rams his lower back into the ringpost! COLE Cortez back-first into the post! Alf rolls Cortez back inside, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him in a sleeper! COLE Submission hold applied! Alf positions Cortez in mid-ring, and Cortez slowly fades. The referee checks the arm... 1!!! 2!!! ...but Cortez holds through! Cortez pulls himself up, then delivers an elbow to the gut! And another! And a third! Alf releases the hold, then Cortez runs to the ropes. Alf drops down, then comes up and catches Cortez in a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COACH Yeah! COLE Beautiful recovery by Alf! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But Cortez not out of it yet! Alf backs Cortez into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf attempts an Irish whip, but Cortez reverses. Alf hops to the second rope, and comes off with a bodypress...but Cortez rolls through! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COLE And Cortez almost able to sneak out of here with the title! Alf gets to his feet first, then catches Cortez with another CHOP~!, knocking Cortez right back down to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf scoops up Cortez, but Cortez slips behind, and goes for a slam of his own, but Alf falls on top! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE I think Cortez's knee may have given out on him on that slam attempt! Alf goes to the floor with the momentum, but quickly climbs back onto the apron. Cortez tries to suplex him back inside, but Alf floats over, then executes a GERMAN SUPLEX~! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Almost! COLE VERY close call there! Alf executes a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf complains to the referee about the count, which gets him nowhere. He then attempts a suplex...but Cortez counters into a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Another close one for Cortez! Alf delivers another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then attempts an Irish whip, but Cortez reverses. Cortez attempts a tilt-a-whirl, but Alf spins through to his feet, then scoops up Cortez, and plants him with a TOMBSTONE~! COLE Tombstone piledriver! COACH That is IT! Alf makes his way over to the corner, and starts his climb. COACH No, THIS is it! Alf gets his balance, and attempts the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111...but Cortez rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home! With both men down, the referee begins a count. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Cortez sits up, then turns to his side, then Alf does the same. Alf goes after Cortez...but gets caught in the CROTCH DROPPAH~! COLE Cortez with that inverted atomic drop! Cortez backs into the ropes, and floors Alf with a clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez follows with an STO~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Cortez picks Alf up, and delivers a foot to the gut, then follows with the URBAN ASSAULT~! COLE The Urban Assault! That could do it! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE WOW! How close was that! Alf tries to crawl to the outside, but Cortez grabs him by his foot. Alf pulls himself up by the ropes, then floors Cortez with an ENZIGURI~! COACH What a move! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Cortez gets the shoulder up! Alf then picks up Cortez in an atomic drop, then sets him up on the top rope, pulling him back into a tree of woe! COLE And that injured knee of Cortez hung up in the ropes! Alf kicks away at Cortez as the referee lays a count on, then backs off. Alf lets the referee free Cortez, while taunting the crowd, to their negative reaction. Once Cortez is free, Alf moves in, taking him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Alf setting up the big kill! Alf follows up with a T-BONE~!!, then rolls through to the legs of Cortez, and hooks him in a FIGURE-FOUR~! COLE And a figure-four locked in by Alf! Cortez holds his face in his hands, as Alf locks in the hold. COACH Cortez has got to give it up here, I think! His career could be at stake! Cortez lays on his back. 1... 2... Cortez springs up, then lifts his right arm in the air and spins it around, as the crowd gets on his side! COLE And Cortez could be trying to reverse this, Coach! Cortez lets out a yell, as he turns the hold over! COLE And the hold is reversed! Alf gets to the ropes, then turns the hold back over, using the ropes for leverage until the referee's count reaches four, at which point he breaks. Cortez moves to a corner, where Alf continues to work on the knee, then picks Cortez up...but Cortez lands an ENZIGURI~! COLE And Cortez with an enziguri now! Cortez lays on the mat for a few seconds, then pulls himself up, and whips Alf hard into the corner! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets the shoulder up! Cortez picks up Alf, and executes a Russian legsweep, followed by a legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Cortez gets up and waits on Alf, then delivers the SITOUT SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE Cortez coming so close! You get the feeling that one more big move could put Alf away! COACH Come on, Alf! Cortez picks Alf up, and delivers a CROTCH-DROPPAH~!, followed by the HOLLOW POINT~! COLE And that could be it! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COACH And now you've got to give some credit to Alf here, taking some of the best moves of Todd Cortez and still fighting! COLE Absolutely, that's why he's a former two-time World champion, and the reigning US champion! Cortez hammers away on Alf, who takes a big swing, which Cortez ducks, and hooks him in a sleeper! However, Alf gets to the ropes, and as the referee attempts to break the hold, kicks him leg up between the legs of Cortez! COLE And a low blow by Alf! The referee didn't see it! Alf turns to Cortez, and hooks him in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE And now Alf with the Sharpshooter! Cortez is in tremendous pain, but fights his way over, and reaches the ropes! COLE And Cortez to the ropes! What a match! Alf hammers away on Cortez in the corner, then picks him up and sets him on the top. Alf starts to follow him up, but Cortez counters with right hands, then grabs him in a front facelock, and lifts him in a suplex, dropping him face-first to the mat! COLE Alf going face-first right down to the mat! As Alf tries to get to his feet, Cortez slides down, jumps on Alf's head...and executes the RIOT ACT PLUS~!!!!!11111 COACH Oh no! COLE He got it! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE NEW CHAMPION!!! COACH Damn it! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWW OAOAST United States champion...TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] COLE Todd Cortez has done it! Injured knee and all, Todd Cortez has kicked off the new year as the NEW United States champion! The referee presents Cortez the belt, and Cortez raises it high in the air, to the delight of the fans, while still hobbling on his bad knee. COLE The first singles title for Todd Cortez in the OAOAST! And you wonder if this will raise the respect level of Todd Cortez within Landon's stable! COACH I can't believe this. COLE Well, you better believe it, because it's official, Todd Cortez is the new OAOAST United States champion!

I'm not sure that Philly is going to right the ship this season. Keep in mind Elton Brand is out for the next month or so. I know he was underachieving, but that's a big piece for that team. And they're another team that's gone through a coaching change. One thing to keep in mind about the Nets is that they've had a pretty easy schedule so far (.463 SOS, which is third-lowest in the league, behind Orlando and Miami). But I'm not going to take away from Harris's play. MVP is probably far-fetched, but he could definitely be at the All-Star game.

OAOAST United States title Alfdogg © vs Todd Cortez

The Spurs were really getting boned by that officiating crew, so that ending was only fitting. Great game. You know, the Pacers interviewed Stan Van Gundy before hiring Jim O'Brien. Is it wrong of me to start thinking they made the wrong choice, or should I give O'Brien some more time?

I'd actually rather play at San Diego than at Denver. I just don't feel that confident playing in that climate against a team that can score like Denver has shown they can. We couldn't manage an offensive TD against the goddamn Cleveland Browns in that weather. Thankfully, they had no offense to speak of, but Denver does. That said, I kind of hope Denver wins, because I hate the Chargers and want to see them fail. Also, I don't really care to hear the "Philip Rivers for MVP" talk that's sure to follow a SD win.

Oakland Detroit Philadelphia N.Y. Giants Chicago New Orleans Atlanta Cincinnati Jacksonville Tennessee Pittsburgh Miami New England Seattle San Francisco San Diego Colts - 13

Pink Panther

And black people.

Count Duckula

Sorry guys. Harley did send me a PM, but I was in a hurry to get to work at the time, and just now remembered about it. I'll have my pick shortly.

What was that the referee just said about a "tie"? Is that possible?

Sun, Dec. 14 New Orleans @ Toronto, 12:30 Miami @ Memphis, 4:00 Oklahoma City @ San Antonio, 7:00 Minnesota @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Dec. 15 Charlotte @ Atlanta, 7:00 New Jersey @ Toronto, 7:00 Indiana @ Washington, 7:00 Utah @ Boston, 7:30 Milwaukee @ Miami, 7:30 Denver @ Dallas, 8:30 New York @ Phoenix, 9:00 NBATV Minnesota @ Sacramento, 10:00 Orlando @ Golden State, 10:30 Tue, Dec. 16 Chicago @ Charlotte, 7:00 New Orleans @ Memphis, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Denver @ Houston, 8:30 Sacramento @ Portland, 10:00 New York @ LA Lakers, 10:30 NBATV Wed, Dec. 17 Boston @ Atlanta, 7:00 ESPN Golden State @ Indiana, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Dallas @ Toronto, 7:00 Washington @ Detroit, 7:30 Utah @ New Jersey, 7:30 Cleveland @ Minnesota, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Chicago, 8:30 San Antonio @ New Orleans, 9:30 ESPN Thu, Dec. 18 San Antonio @ Orlando, 8:00 TNT Phoenix @ Portland, 10:30 TNT Fri, Dec. 19 LA Clippers @ Indiana, 7:00 Philadelphia @ Washington, 7:00 Golden State @ Atlanta, 7:30 Chicago @ Boston, 7:30 Dallas @ New Jersey, 7:30 Milwaukee @ New York, 7:30 Utah @ Detroit, 8:00 Charlotte @ Memphis, 8:00 LA Lakers @ Miami, 8:00 ESPN Toronto @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Sacramento @ Houston, 8:30 Cleveland @ Denver, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Dec. 20 Golden State @ Charlotte, 7:00 LA Lakers @ Orlando, 7:00 Indiana @ Philadelphia, 7:30 Houston @ Minnesota, 8:00 Miami @ New Jersey, 8:00 Sacramento @ New Orleans, 8:00 Utah @ Chicago, 8:30 NBATV LA Clippers @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Toronto @ San Antonio, 8:30 Denver @ Phoenix, 9:00

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Granger, Troy Murphy and Marquis Daniels all came down with viral infections today and were hospitalized. Jim O'Brien said they'll probably miss the next game, too. That stuff's only supposed to happen before road games!