alfdogg

Who are the other four PGs on your list?

I don't really think this is a big deal...it seems like he was talking in character to me. That said, anyone can get heel heat by mentioning a wrestler's death in a promo. It's starting to become the new "your sports team sucks", with MNM and Edge using it within the last year at least.

[i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo makes his way down the aisle. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing the challenger, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!![/i] COLE Well, Jumbo in the last month or so has changed his look, he's changed his attitude, and the fans have changed their outlook on the big guy as well! He's been very impressive in recent weeks, and now as a result has earned a shot at the Heartland title! COACH No doubt, Alf is facing a big challenge, and I do mean BIG, right here tonight! [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays and Alf makes his way out to a big ovation. BUFFER [i]His opponent, weighing 245 pounds...former World Heavyweight champion, and the REIGNING, and DEFENDING, OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and takes the belt off, handing it to the referee. Jumbo attacks right away! *DING DING DING* COLE And the big man not wasting any time! Jumbo hammers Alf on the back, then whips him into a corner, following him in with an avalanche! COLE And Alf CRUSHED in the corner right there! Alf sinks down in the corner, then Jumbo picks him up and whips him to the other side. Jumbo charges...but Alf moves this time! Jumbo staggers, and Alf gets on all fours, and Jumbo falls backwards over him! Alf jumps on top of Jumbo, hammering him with right hands, then quickly goes up to the top rope. As Jumbo gets up, Alf drills him with a missile dropkick! COACH Great dropkick right there, and a quick cover! 1... 2..... Kickout with AUTHORITY as Jumbo pushes him 1/3 of the way across the ring! COLE It's going to take a lot more than that well-executed dropkick to keep this big guy down! Alf agrees with Michael, and slides out of the ring. Alf goes under the apron, and comes out with a kendo stick and a trash can! COLE And Alf's breaking out all the stops early here, Coach! Alf slides in and goes to the midsection of Jumbo with the stick, and then the back! Alf then places a knee to the back of Jumbo and starts to choke him with the stick! The referee places a count, and Alf releases at four. Alf gets up and drops a leg on the back of Jumbo's head! He rolls the big guy over and covers... 1... 2..... Kickout! COACH Not the authority on that kickout as we saw before, though! Alf gets Jumbo up, and tries to work him up onto the top rope. COACH What's he doing here? Alf, the Rumble's not for another three days! Jumbo is eventually set up in the corner, and Alf slides out of the ring, grabbing a TABLE and a trashcan lid! Alf slides the table into the ring, then jumps onto the apron and hits Jumbo over the head with the lid! He then gets into the ring and sets up the table before following Jumbo to the top rope. COACH He's not really going to try a superplex on this guy, is he? COLE It doesn't look that way, he may be looking to take Jumbo down with a Frankensteiner through that table! And Michael is right again, as Alf jumps onto the shoulders of Jumbo and attempts a hurricanrana, but Jumbo hangs onto him, staying on top. He then picks Alf back up, and then throws him down THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Alf rolls backwards on impact onto his front. COLE GREAT counter by Jumbo, and Alf could be out here, Coach! Jumbo slowly climbs down and pulls Alf out of the wreckage, then covers... 1... 2...... Kickout! Jumbo picks Alf up off the mat, then whips him into the ropes and catches him with a BIG BOOT to the face! Jumbo then backs up and measures Alf up, before dropping a big elbow! Cover... 1....... 2.............. Alf gets a shoulder up! COACH This could be a big upset right here, Cole! And could you imagine what this would do for Jumbo going into this Sunday to beat Alfdogg and take the belt off of him? COLE It would certainly do a lot for the big guy's confidence, no question about that! Jumbo delivers a vertical suplex to Alf, then rolls over for the cover... 1... 2....... NO! Alf gets the shoulder up again! Jumbo then sets Alf up on the ropes. COACH We saw the big guy use a superplex last week, will it get him the win here against Alf? Jumbo goes up to the second rope, and takes Alf to the mat with a SUPERPLEX~! 1... 2........ NO! Alf kicks out! COACH And much like Ric Flair, Alf just will not go away! COLE :headbang: Jumbo walks over and grabs the trash can which was brought into the ring by Alf. He waits on Alf to get up, and SLAMS it into his skull! COLE Look at the dent in that trash can! Alf is out of it! Jumbo signals for the end, then backs into the ropes and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!! COACH That'll do it, we're gonna have a new champ...wait a minute, what's Jumbo doing? Jumbo rolls off after hitting his finish, then goes to the outside and goes back under the apron. COLE Well, I thought Jumbo could have had the title wrapped up right there, but apparently he wasn't too sure about it! Jumbo brings a LADDER out from underneath the ring, and slides it under the bottom rope! COACH Well, he's definitely gonna make sure now, Cole! Jumbo whips Alf into the ropes, and gives him a powerslam! He then sets up the ladder next to him, and starts to make his way up on the other side as the crowd stands up in unison. COLE Oh, no. COACH Jumbo likes to call his big move the XL splash, I wonder how many X's you can add onto the front of this one? COLE Well, Alf may be able to tell us if this connects... Jumbo climbs up to the very top of the ladder, and quickly FLIES OFF... ...but Alf rolls out of the way, and Jumbo lands flat on the mat! COLE Big risk by the big man, and it DID NOT pay off! COACH But both men are out, Cole! And the question is, who will be able to recover and summon the strength to walk away with the gold? The referee starts to count. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men make it to their feet, and Jumbo delivers a weak right hand, which is returned by Alf! Jumbo with a second attempt, but Alf blocks and starts firing off rights! COLE It looks like it's going to be Alf, Coach! Jumbo goes to the eyes to break up the flurry. COACH No, what it looks like is that you spoke too soon, Cole! Jumbo whips Alf into the ropes, but Alf ducks a clothesline and hits a superkick! Jumbo falls into the ropes, and as he comes back to Alf, Alf with the momentum somehow manages to take him overhead with a belly-to-belly! COLE And Alf, I don't know how he did it, but he somehow got him over! COACH It was Jumbo's momentum coming off the ropes that did it, I think. Alf doesn't get the big man up from a standing position. Alf comes off the ropes, and takes Jumbo down again with a Hart Attack clothesline! He then grabs the trashcan, and goes up to the top with it, coming down on the head of Jumbo! Alf then goes to another corner, climbing the top as the fans rise with him...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE Put it in the bag! 1........... 2................. 3!!!!!!!!!1 *DING DING DING* COACH Great effort by the big guy, but Alf does it again! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartla...[/i] COLE WAIT A MINUTE! Buffer's announcement is cut off by Brock Ausstin sliding into the ring and flooring the worn out Alf with a clothesline! Brock then grabs Alf and tosses him over the top to the floor! COACH Again, could be a preview of this Sunday! Brock then walks over to Jumbo as Alf looks on from the floor. Brock picks up Jumbo...and DELIVERS AN F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE F-STUNNER-5 on the 440 pounder!!! Brock then stares down Alf, who is in the aisleway. Alf responds by raising his belt high overhead as the crowd cheers and [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays.

Big trade just reported by TNT Boston gets Wally Szczerbiak Michael Olowokandi Dwayne Jones conditional 1st round pick Minnesota gets Ricky Davis Mark Blount Marcus Banks Justin Reed two 2nd round picks

What great fan support in Miami. Only a seven-point deficit for the Heat with about two minutes left, and yet the arena is near empty.

Suns acquire Tskitishvili for second-rounder Link~

I'm just getting started on Alf/Jumbo, will probably be late again.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Rick Heyross leads Brock Ausstin out to the ring. COLE And here comes Brock Ausstin, this match set up by Rick Heyross as preparation for the Lethal Rumble! BUFFER [i]The following is a 1-on-3 handicap match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 305 pounds...he is one-third of the reigning OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COACH Well, there's no doubt about it, Cole, Rick Heyross has high hopes for Anglepalooza, Team Heyross also entered in the match, and later tonight they'll be competing in the Anderson Cup against the Love Doctors! BUFFER [i]His opponents......first, from Princeton, Minnesota, weighing 254 pounds, GARY FRANCIS! (golf clap) From Los Angeles, California, weighing 212 pounds...BRIAN JACKSON! (golf clap) And from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing 315 pounds...MARCEL CHARBONNEAU![/i] *DING DING DING* COACH And look, we've got one lightweight, one normal-sized guy, and one big man! I guess this is how Brock's going to prepare for this Sunday! The three men move in on Brock, and Charbonneau drills him with a big right hand! Charbonneau chokes Brock with his boot as Francis lays in shots to the midsection. COLE And Marcel Charbonneau, the big French-Canadian, holding Brock with the foot, and he's wide open for those shots! Brock, however, strikes Francis with a foot to the midsection, then grabs Charbonneau's leg from underneath and dumps him to the floor! Brock then comes out of the corner with a big double clothesline on Jackson and Francis! COACH Now, Marcel would be eliminated if this was the Lethal Rumble match, and now Brock working over Brian Jackson out of Los Angeles! Brock whips Jackson into the corner and crushes him with a running avalanche! He then grabs him out of the corner and picks him up in a press slam, carrying him over to the ropes and dropping him straight to the floor! COLE Wow, a long way down for Jackson, which, once again, would constitute elimination in the Lethal Rumble match! Charbonneau rolls back into the ring, and Brock catches him with an overhead belly-to-belly! COACH BIG belly-to-belly on the big guy, and no one delivers it better than Brock Ausstin! Brock follows up with a second belly-to-belly, then clotheslines Charbonneau to the floor! He then clotheslines Francis to the mat, then picks him up and drives him into the mat with a snap powerbomb! Brock plays to the crowd, then lifts Francis onto his shoulders. COACH And this baby's about to be over! Brock carries Francis to the side of the ring, and spins around, causing Francis' legs to knock Charbonneau back to the floor! He then moves back to the middle of the ring...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 Brock lays over Francis... 1... 2.... 3!!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock picks up Francis and tosses him to the floor, then makes the "it's my belt" motion around his waist. COACH Cole, this could very well be a preview of this Sunday! Brock Ausstin could go to AngleMania to meet Peter Knight or whoever the champion ends up being!

Kiss the playoffs goodbye.

That Austin-Hennig match was pretty terrible, as I recall.

New avs IND SAC

...this is VINCE CARTER we're talking about, right?

Are your opponents mentally handicapped or something? How did you end up with a team like that?

A Chevy Asshole? I must see ads for this model.

OAOAST Heartland title Alfdogg © vs Jumbo

According to ESPN, it was Artest's *agent* who told them that Artest didn't want to play there...Artest denies having said such a thing, and Greg Anthony and SAS both said this morning that they think a trade with the Kings could still happen.

IIRC, the first was on RAW the night after King of the Ring, where Hogan lost to Yoko. They met at a few house shows in the fall of '90 with LOD winning each meeting. 1. Several house shows near the end of '91, where they traded CO or DQ finishes, or a reverse decision in Hogan's favor.

SD wins everything except for the Wrestlecrap and timeslot.

Then don't read them. It works both ways.

Sylvan is on SD!, but has trouble even cracking Velocity sometimes. At the SD! in Indy (Eddie's last one), he was working the dark match against Funaki.

Shawn Marion is in.

This is during the Rockin' Robin/Sherri match from Paris where Robin wins the title, found Best of WWF 18 Heenan: That's not something a champion does, they never turn their back on their opponent! Gorilla: How would you know, you've never had a champion! Heenan: ... He starts to say something, then just comes to a screeching halt. Gold. The commentary for that whole match is terrific, in fact. They make a "wager" for dinner, and Heenan keeps saying things like "Come on Sherri, I got a double Whopper at stake!" and Gorilla says "yeah, you wish!"

That's true, but you also don't want to take the chance of him going out there and tanking it knowing they're just looking to improve his trade value.

See, it wouldn't hurt the Lakers to give us Odom for Artest.