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In General/Old School, someone recently uploaded all of their WCW themes and posted them in a thread. I've thought of collecting all of our themes (except the ones MMoM has, since he's already posted them) and doing the same, would anyone object to this?

On that note, Savage/Perfect is another one that hasn't been mentioned.

Hence why I said "should Indy/NE meet again."

Palmer has two torn ligaments according to ESPN Radio. And I'm glad Pittsburgh won, no bye week excuses this time for Pats fans should Indy/NE meet again.

Cena wins it back either at the Rumble or at WM

I'd more than welcome a TWGTT reunion if it gets Shelton out of all this jobbing.

All times EST Sunday, Jan. 1 Minnesota @ Miami, 6:00 LA Clippers @ Portland, 9:00 Utah @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Monday, Jan. 2 Seattle @ Indiana, 7:00 Phoenix @ New York, 7:30 Charlotte @ NO/OK, 8:00 Milwaukee @ Chicago, 8:30 Boston @ Denver, 9:00 Tuesday, Jan. 3 Houston @ Washington, 7:00 Toronto @ Atlanta, 7:00 Orlando @ Detroit, 7:30 Golden State @ Memphis, 8:00 Portland @ Dallas, 8:30 LA Lakers @ Utah, 9:00 Portland @ Sacramento, 10:00 Wednesday, Jan. 4 Orlando @ Toronto, 7:00 Charlotte @ Boston, 7:30 Cleveland @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Dallas @ Minnesota, 8:00 Miami @ NO/OK, 8:00 Portland @ San Antonio, 8:30 Seattle @ Chicago, 8:30 Indiana @ Denver, 9:00 Philadelphia @ Phoenix, 9:00 Thursday, Jan. 5 Houston @ Cleveland, 8:00 TNT Indiana @ Golden State, 10:30 TNT Friday, Jan. 6 Houston @ Toronto, 7:00 Atlanta @ Boston, 7:30 Orlando @ New Jersey, 7:30 Washington @ New York, 7:30 Minnesota @ San Antonio, 8:00 ESPN2 Portland @ NO/OK, 8:00 Seattle @ Detroit, 8:00 Utah @ Memphis, 8:00 Chicago @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Dallas @ Denver, 9:00 LA Clippers @ Sacramento, 10:00 Miami @ Phoenix, 10:30 ESPN Philadelphia @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Saturday, Jan. 7 Boston @ Washington, 7:00 Charlotte @ Orlando, 7:00 NO/OK @ Atlanta, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Cleveland, 7:30 Utah @ Detroit, 7:30 Memphis @ Chicago, 8:00 Minnesota @ Dallas, 8:00 San Antonio @ Phoenix, 9:00 LA Lakers @ LA Clippers, 10:30

Well, we know these are fake

Austin/Benoit Austin/Eddie

Rey as WWE champion is a discussion that comes up quite frequently at NMB. I'd love to see it, but I think SS and Armageddon have shown how devoted WWE is to making it happen.

I've always maintained that if they were to ever somehow induct Warrior into the HOF and get him to appear, I'd order the show and tape it and watch his acceptance speech every day.

wrong thread

Yeah, it did. I was just talking in general.

*waits for the "shouldn't this be in General/Old School" post* I can't really say there's been a *return* that's really overwhelmed me recently. The last new appearance that legitimately shocked me was Goldberg, since I hadn't seen them hyping up his appearance after WM. Other than that, it was the Radicals. I remember thinking that night "WTF, is that Saturn in the audience?" And right when I thought that, they jumped out and pounded the Outlaws into jelly, and I loved every second of it. I was shocked to see Warrior back in WCW, too.

I think Rock/JBL or Rock/Orton would both be great feuds. Or they could always turn Benoit, I've always found him more entertaining as a heel. I'm probably in the minority on that, though.

Hogan vs Bret is another obvious one.

I believe this is where PK takes over. Any criticisms, ideas, stuff I forgot, etc. let me know so I can fix it before the show. Someone, whether it's KC or PK or whoever, will probably change the commentary and add Caboose in or whatever, what's there is just some bullet points, I guess. I just don't think I'd write a very good three-man announce team, that's why I've never written Caboose in. And don't worry about figuring the time, I can add that in after you're done. The time I have at the bottom is to let me know where to pick up.

[i]Evolution (The Grand Design)[/i] by Symphony X hits and Foshi makes his way to the ring. COLE And here comes Foshi, the former World tag team champion, the #26 entrant! Foshi climbs to the apron, then to the top rope, and flies off with a BIG bodypress onto PR! COLE And Foshi FLYING into action right away! Foshi goes to work on Christian Wright, as Brock hammers away on Zack in a corner. COACH Oh ho, I'm lovin' the sight of this, Cole! Brock picks up Zack in a powerslam position and attempts to dump him as the crowd screams! COACH And the bounty looks like it could go to Brock Ausstin! Meanwhile, Christian Wright delivers the WRIGHT OFF~! to Foshi! Reject delivers a kick to the midsection of Brock, causing him to drop Zack to the mat! COACH Now why would Reject save Zack? COLE Maybe he wants the bounty! Wright waits on Foshi to get up and charges him for a clothesline, but Foshi ducks and backdrops Wright to the floor! COACH NO! COLE And Foshi has eliminated Christian Wright! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19th elimination: Christian Wright Entered: #17 Time of participation: 18:42 Eliminated: Tony Brannigan (co) Eliminated by: Foshi Left in ring: Reject, Tha Puerto Rican, Alfdogg, Dick Garner, Zack Malibu, Brock Ausstin, Foshi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Foshi celebrates his feat, Brock FLOORS him with a clothesline, and Foshi lands on his shoulders and head, flips over and ends up on his stomach! COLE What IMPACT by Brock Ausstin! Alf lifts Dick Garner off the mat, as Reject runs off the ropes and delivers a Hart Attack clothesline! Alf and Reject then pick Dick up off the mat and dump him to the outside! COLE And another member of the Triple Threat gone, courtesy of Alf and Reject! Nice run by the newcomer! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20th elimination: Dick Garner Entered: #19 Time of participation: 15:07 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Reject, Alfdogg Left in ring: Reject, Tha Puerto Rican, Alfdogg, Zack Malibu, Brock Ausstin, Foshi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Six men in the ring, and four to come, Cole! COLE So we're down to our top ten in the Lethal Rumble match! Reject and Alf go over and double-team on Brock Ausstin, as PR hits a dropkick on Foshi, then picks Zack up out of the corner and attempts to eliminate him! Meanwhile, Reject and Alf whip Brock into the ropes, but Brock bounces right back with a double clothesline! COLE And Brock Ausstin DOMINANT out there! You may be right, Coach, this may be the man who goes to AngleMania! Foshi nails PR, and then lifts Zack over the ropes himself! COLE And now, it's Foshi going for the bounty! This would mean a lot to the resurgent career of Foshi to pull this off! Zack gets himself out of trouble by going to the eyes, as the count begins again! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Word Up[/i] hits and Rick Garner walks through the curtain, towards his brother Dick. COACH Hasn't he been eliminated twice already? COLE No, they're triplets, Coach. COACH Oh. COLE Rick coming out #27, his brother Dick was just eliminated moments ago...and now Nick coming back out, what is this??? Nick runs towards his brothers and points towards the ring, and the three slide in simultaneously and go after Alf! COLE And the Triple Threat triple *teaming* Alf, who along with Reject just got rid of Dick! Get Dick and Nick out of there, they've been eliminated! Reject comes over and grabs Dick and pounds away! COACH And now Reject beating on Dick when he should be focusing on the men in the ring! COLE :throwup: Rick holds Alf for a clothesline, but Alf gets free and Nick drills his brother! Alf goes to work on Nick, and Alf and Reject whip Nick and Dick from the corners, and they collide with Rick, who is just getting up, in the center of the ring! COLE Big collision between the Triple Threat! Alf tosses Dick to the floor, as Reject delivers a dropkick to Nick, sending him over the top to the floor, Harley Race-style! Zack then charges Rick and clotheslines him to the floor! COLE And the Triple Threat is done for the night! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 21st elimination: Rick Garner Entered: #27 Time of participation: 0:57 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Zack Malibu Left in ring: Reject, Tha Puerto Rican, Alfdogg, Zack Malibu, Brock Ausstin, Foshi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf and Reject then both grab Zack and attempt to push him over the ropes! COLE And Zack in BIG trouble at the hands of Alf and Reject! Foshi comes over and grabs Reject, as Brock drops PR to the mat with a big headbutt! COLE How about that matchup? COACH Aw, this doesn't bode well for my man PR! Alf grabs Foshi off of Reject and drops him with a Northern Lights bomb! Brock has PR in the air in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And now PR in big trouble here! But Alf delivers a superkick to Brock, and PR falls down on top of him! Alf then jumps on top of PR, and Reject runs over and lays over Alf! Foshi leaps over, and Zack jumps right on top of the stack! COLE Look, it's a dogpile! COACH What are they doing? There's no pins in this match! Brock has his arms out, however, and digs his feet into the mat and pushes all of the men back off of him! COLE And Brock Ausstin, just powers right out of it! Brock levels PR and Alf with clotheslines, then delivers a Tazz-plex to Zack as the count starts once again! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Ashburn[/i] by Hikari hits and Otaku II runs to the ring, with Ayane following and giving support. COLE Great luck of the draw for Otaku, as he slides into the ring, a tremendous opportunity for him! Otaku comes right in and takes Alf down with a big spinning flying headscissors, drawing oohs from the crowd! goes right to work on PR, hammering away with rights on the mat. Foshi works on Brock, who's down in the corner, as Reject kicks away at Zack in another corner. COLE And Reject still looking to pick up that bounty, as well as a title shot at AngleMania! COACH No doubt, I gotta give the devil his due, it's been over 50 minutes out there for Reject now, Cole! We're definitely seeing who the strength is on that team! COLE On this night, at least, I would have to agree, but look at Zack fight back! Reject and Zack slug it out in the corner, but Reject goes to eyes and Zack staggers to the middle. Reject sets Zack up for the PITCH BLACK~!!!111 but Zack backdrops out of it! Zack catches Reject and sets up the POP DROP~!!!!!11111 but Reject slides behind the back of Zack, and attempts the EULOGY~!!!!!11111, but Zack pushes Reject into the ropes. Reject turns around to go at Zack... ...only to walk right into the SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111, sending Reject over the top and TO THE FLOOR!!! COLE And Reject, is FINALLY, out! The School's Out kick from Zack ends Reject's night after 51 minutes in the ring! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 22nd elimination: Reject Entered: #3 Time of participation: 50:57 Eliminated: Jumbo (co), Nick Garner (co), Thunderkid, Colombian Heat (co), Dick Garner (co) Eliminated by: Zack Malibu Left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Alfdogg, Zack Malibu, Brock Ausstin, Foshi, Otaku II ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject stands up on the outside as Foshi and Otaku double team on Brock Ausstin, as Alf walks over and grabs PR, giving him a fisherman's buster! As the officials try to usher Reject to the back, he stares up into the ring and then pushes Nick Patrick to the floor! Reject then rolls back into the ring, spins Zack around, and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE WAIT A MINUTE! What's Reject doing back in there? Get him out of there! What a poor display of sportsmanship by Reject! COACH Yeah, but sportsman are only involved in duck and pheasant hunting, Cole! Where's he going now? Reject hops over the top rope and grabs a chair from the timekeeper's table, but Jack Doan grabs onto it. Reject yanks the chair, pulling Doan around and swinging him to the floor! Reject then rolls into the ring as Zack is coming to, and CRACKS him over the head with it!!! COLE OH NO!!! DAMN IT, get him out of there! COACH I love it, Cole! Reject may be eliminated, but it looks like he may be going for a consolation prize here! COLE And oh God, Zack Malibu has been lacerated, thanks to that chairshot from Reject! What a sore loser! Reject sets up Zack for the PITCH BLACK~!!!111, but Nick Patrick grabs his legs to stop it, and Reject drops Zack and decks Patrick with a right hand! He then pulls Charles Robinson in, and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And now he's abusing referees! What in the HELL has come over Reject??? I understand being frustrated because he's out, but get him out of there! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [i]G's and Soldiers[/i] hits, and Synth Esizer comes through the curtains! COLE And #29 is Synth of the Heavenly Rockers, and FINALLY we got Reject out of there! Synth struts down the aisleway, then turns and starts doing the moonwalk. He then raises his hands to the crowd...before Reject spins him around and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 on the exposed concrete! COLE Synth looking to avenge the elimination of his partner Logan...WAIT A MINUTE! OH NO, that's exposed concrete! COACH [sarcastic voice]No shit, Sherlock, Alf just typed that in the play-by-play![/sarcastic voice] COLE Shut up, Coach, this is serious! Reject has got no business out there! COACH Cole...Synth looks to be unconscious out there! Remember, that concrete was exposed earlier during the brawl between Black T and Team Heyross! Security runs out to confront Reject, as does his partner, Thunderkid, to talk him down. COLE And Thunderkid out here now, maybe he can talk some sense into Reject here. TK talks to him for a few seconds, before starting towards the back. Reject raises his hands at the entranceway and is showered with boos, to which he replies with the "up yours" gesture with his arms before walking into the back himself. COLE Reject finally out of here, listen to the boos follow him backstage! The camera goes back to the ring as PR stomps away at Zack. COLE And look at Zack now, no way he's going to be able to survive this now after that REVOLTING display by Reject! The camera pans back to the aisleway to show EMTs pulling a barely conscious Synth into a chair. COLE EMT's tending to Synth, we still don't know if he's going to be able to compete here...we've got six in the ring plus him, and we know we've got Leon Rodez, the luckiest draw of the night, here to come momentarily! Brock traps Zack in a corner, and rakes his boot laces across Zack's bloodied forehead! Otaku comes over and rakes his eyes, as Foshi and PR double up on Alf on the side of the ring. COLE Alf being double-teamed here, and just moments ago, Brock Ausstin was raking his boot laces across the open wound of Zack Malibu! Brock is now working over Otaku, picking him up and pulling him to the canvas by his tights in a MASSIVE powerbomb! COACH OH MY GOD. Otaku could have a broken back here, Cole! Brock flexes to the crowd, which greets him with boos. The camera then pans over to show the EMTs guiding a dizzied Synth to the back. COLE And Synth being helped to the back, apparently he will NOT be able to compete here tonight, thanks of COURSE to Reject! Forget fines, forget suspensions, this guy should be in JAIL! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 23rd elimination: Synth Esizer Entered: #29 Time of participation: N/A Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Deemed unable to compete after getting the Eulogy on the exposed concrete from Reject Left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Alfdogg, Zack Malibu, Brock Ausstin, Foshi, Otaku II ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Easy, Cole! We're getting ready to add our last man! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Mama Said Knock You Out[/i] hits and Leon Rodez walks out of the curtains as the audience goes CRAZY. Leon first stops to check on Synth, patting him on the stomach and then rushing to the ring. COLE No more numbers, Coach! This is it! One of these seven men will receive a World title match at AngleMania V! Leon goes to work on PR, driving right hands in and delivering an inverted atomic drop, followed by a flying forearm! Foshi gives Leon a boot to the midsection, then sets him up for a powerbomb! He carries him over to the ropes... COACH Oh man, Leon could join the ranks of Bushwhacker Luke and the Warlord right here, Cole! ...but Leon takes him over the top and to the floor with a hurricanrana! COLE But no! Nice counter, and Foshi is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24th elimination: Foshi Entered: #26 Time of partcipation: 8:30 Eliminated: Christian Wright Eliminated by: Leon Rodez Left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Alfdogg, Zack Malibu, Brock Ausstin, Otaku II, Leon Rodez ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock Ausstin stays on Otaku II, double underhooking him and holding him upwards, allowing the blood to rush to his head, before dropping him down on his knee! Leon and Zack go to work on PR in a corner, as Brock lifts Otaku over his head and tosses him down to the floor at Ayane's feet! COLE And Otaku gone, we're down to five men! Brock grabs the rope as Ayane looks up at him, and thrusts his pelvis at her, drawing a few cheers from the front row. COACH HAHA! COLE Come on, that's uncalled for! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 25th elimination: Otaku II Entered: #28 Time of participation: 4:48 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Brock Ausstin Left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Alfdogg, Zack Malibu, Brock Ausstin, Leon Rodez ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf dropkicks Brock in the back of the head, leaving him teetering over the top rope! Alf tries desperately to get him the rest of the way over, but PR gets away from Zack and Leon and makes the save! PR then circles the ring with Leon, and when Leon walks Alf's way, Alf grabs him and attempts to throw him over the top! COLE Leon in trouble at the hands of Alfdogg! Could Leon go to AngleMania and get to the top of the mountain for the first time in his career? Could Alfdogg, or Zack Malibu, become repeat offenders as OAOAST World champion? Tha Puerto Rican, who has had such an excellent reign as the 24/7 champion, could he duplicate that with his first World reign, or Brock Ausstin, who has never in his career held a singles championship, could his first time come April 2nd? Zack makes the save on his partner, and pulls Alf out to the middle of the ring. Alf blocks a right hand and delivers a stiff European uppercut, taking Zack down. He then takes Brock out with a superkick, then delivers one to Rick Heyross, who had jumped up on the apron! COLE Yeah, get him out of here! As Zack struggles to his feet, Leon taunts PR, and as he comes at him, drop toe holds him onto the middle rope! COACH Oh, look at this! Leon runs to one side, and comes back and leaps on PR!!! COLE CALL THAT BITCH BOJANGLES~!!!! Leon celebrates, but walks right into an F-STUNNER-5 from Brock Ausstin! COLE And an F-STUNNER-5 from Brock Ausstin! COACH Alf just... COLE DON'T SAY IT. Alf then climbs to the top rope from his corner! COACH Oh no, that may not be all! Zack gets to his feet, and as Alf flies through the air towards Leon for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111, he dives RIGHT INTO SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 from Zack!!! COLE OH MY GOD, SCHOOL'S OUT AS ALF DOVE FROM THE TOP ROPE! COACH Alf is OUT of it, and could have a broken jaw here! COLE Wouldn't surprise me. Brock then grabs Zack, and delivers another F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And Brock AGAIN, this time Zack the victim! Rick Heyross is shown celebrating on the floor, holding his jaw. COACH And look who's left standing, Cole! COLE And he could well be standing with the championship of the world on the 2nd of April! Brock scrapes Alf off the mat, and sets him up for an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 He carries him over to the ropes. COACH Oh, yes! This is it for Alf! Brock spins Alf in the air...but Alf manages to grab the right wrist of Brock, and holds onto him...PULLING HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!!! Alf is left sitting on the apron, and quickly hooks the bottom rope with his left leg, and rolls back underneath! COACH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! COLE WHAT A COUNTER by Alf!!! And Brock Ausstin is gone, and we're down to the final four! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 26th elimination: Brock Ausstin Entered: #25 Time of participation: 13:07 Eliminated: The Mad Cappa, Dan Black, Otaku II Eliminated by: Alfdogg [b]FINAL FOUR: Tha Puerto Rican, Alfdogg, Zack Malibu, Leon Rodez[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (59:15)

Bah. You can get all the good fights on Kazaa anyway.

Am I the only one who went straight for the Faces of Fear?

OAOAST Six-man tag team titles Brock Ausstin & Team Heyross © vs Alfdogg, Thunderkid & Reject

Yeah, let's trade Artest for ANOTHER injury-prone player with a bloated contract. Donnie Walsh is a GENIUS.

CWM

[i]Make Her Say[/i] hits and Johnny Jax runs to the ring. COLE And it's the other half of the Global Party Xchange, Johnny Jax! Jax slides in and attacks Tony from behind, and Dick comes over to help out. COACH We've got 11 guys in the ring right now, Cole, that's the most we've had in at once! COLE And something's going to have to give here, especially with Reject and Dan Black, both of whom are approaching the 40-minute mark out there! Frankie Frankensteiner is whipped into the ropes by Christian Wright, who attempts a leapfrog, but is caught in midair and powerslammed! Frankie then sets him up on the ropes, but PR sneaks up from behind, dumping Frankie over Wright and onto the floor! COLE Oh, and something just gave right there, Coach! Frankie eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: Frankie Frankensteiner Entered: #20 Time of participation: 2:37 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, Tha Puerto Rican, The Mad Cappa, Quentin Benjamin, Tony Branningan, Christian Wright, Alfdogg, Dick Garner, Johnny Jax ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PR goes right back over to Cappa, as Alf and Reject slug it out in a corner! COACH Look here, it's Alf and Reject going at it! Reject lifts Alf up in the corner and attempts elimination! Alf squirms in the grip of Reject, and slides free, then grabs the left leg of Reject and tries to force him over the top! Jax comes over and knees Alf in the back, then grabs Reject and gives him a suplex. Jax then lifts Alf up and places him over the corner, attempting elimination, as Christian Wright delivers a samoan drop to Cappa in the center, but stays down out of exhaustion. Alf goes to the eyes of Jax, then kicks him in the face, sending him down. As Dick picks up Cappa and works him over, Alf eyes Wright still laying down in the ring, then looks out to the crowd, which starts to buzz. Alf then stands up on the second rope before moving up to the top... COACH Oh no...CHRISTIAN, GET UP!!! COLE Alf setting up... Alf flies and nails the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 on Christian Wright! COLE FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH to the HI-YAH champion! As Alf gets up, Tony grabs him and drops him with the RUDE AWAKENING~!!! COLE And Tony very alert, dropping Alf with his neckbreaker! Reject lays in kicks to Quentin Benjamin, then sets him up and plants him with the PITCH BLACK~!!!111 COLE High impact right there from Reject, and Quentin is hurting! COACH And here's the count, Cole! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Frankenstein[/i] hits and The Man of Tommorrow, Frank Frankensteiner, walks down the aisle to the ring, flexing along the way. COLE And it's the other Frankensteiner, Frank! COACH And how about the timing, Cole? His partner was just eliminated a minute ago! Frank rolls into the ring, and goes right after PR, grabbing his arm and pulling him right into a clothesline! COLE And going right after the man responsible for the elimination of his partner! Frank picks up PR in a PRESS SLAM~! and slams him down to the mat! PR holds his back as Benjamin jumps Frank from behind. Benjamin has a standing crossface hooked, but Frank is able to get his hands in and pull Benjamins' off. He then drives an elbow to the gut, and sets Quentin up...driving him with a TIGER BOMB~! COACH What power shown by Frank Frankensteiner! Frank stays on Benjamin as Black T double up on PR. A big pile-up in one corner sees Wright and Cappa both laying on the top rope, with Cappa having a headscissor hooked on Wright as Jax attempts to force Cappa over with a front facelock. Reject attempts to untie the legs of Wright from the ropes, as Alf and Dick Garner push in the middle, with Dick delivering a headbutt to Alf, sending him to the mat. COACH At the end of the night, Cole, there's only going to be one man standing in this ring, but look at how hard all these guys are going at it! COLE Absolutely, and the reason being that that one man is going to AngleMania to take on Peter Knight or whoever the champion may be! COACH There's other reasons too, Cole! 50,000 of them, to be exact! COLE Well, Zack Malibu still to come, as well as the other half of the tag team champs, Leon Rodez! COACH We've also yet to see the other two 6-man champions, Charlie Moss, as well as Brock Ausstin, who I gotta call the favorite at this point in time. COLE And of course Leon will be the very LAST man to enter this match, but here comes the 23rd man to enter in ten seconds! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Getting Away With Murder[/i] hits, sending the crowd into an absolute frenzy, and Christian Wright waits in the ring as Zack Malibu walks through the curtain! Immediately Axel jumps from his seat and opens the briefcase, displaying the money to every man in that ring while Knight stands and points at Zack, saying "There's your man! There's the target!" COLE And HERE HE COMES, the man with the big bounty on his head! COACH And Christian waiting to claim it right now, look in there, Cole! CABOOSE Oh boy, there's 11 guys in the ring and I think that music got all of their attentions. Zack slides into the ring, and Christian pounces him immediately, but Zack fights back, knocking him down with a clothesline! Zack circles the ring, then charges Jax and clotheslines him to the floor! COACH OH NO! COLE And the GPX is done for the night, Johnny Jax eliminated by Zack Malibu! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Johnny Jax Entered: #21 Time of participation: 4:25 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Zack Malibu Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, Tha Puerto Rican, The Mad Cappa, Quentin Benjamin, Tony Branningan, Christian Wright, Alfdogg, Dick Garner, Frank Frankensteiner, Zack Malibu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zack goes to work on Reject, chopping away at him in the corner, then grabbing him and pitching him over the top rope, but Reject is able to hang on by the skin of his teeth! COACH And look at Reject! Zack Malibu comes in fresh and goes to work on him, but Reject still hanging in there! COLE It's been over 40 minutes now for the former X-division champion, Reject! And Dan Black's not far behind, he came in two entries after! Zack goes over and knocks PR to the mat with a high knee. COLE And PR taken down, he's got to be closing in on a half-hour himself, Coach, he came in #12! COACH That's right, say what you want about him, he's still out there fighting even after that heated match earlier with Colombian Heat! Christian Wright hooks Frank Frankensteiner, and converts the CORKSCREW SUPLEX~!!!!!11111 COLE OH, Frank dropped right on his head there by Christian Wright! Meanwhile, Alf lifts Zack onto his shoulders and attempts to put him over the top! COACH Look here, Alf could be picking up the bounty right now, Cole! PR goes to the gut of Alf, and then grabs Zack himself to attempt elimination! COACH COME ON PR! Get that money! Cappa sneaks up behind and tries to dump PR as well as Zack! Zack is able to slide underneath the bottom as Cappa stays on PR. When Zack gets up, however, Alf meets him with an overhead belly-to-belly! COACH Zack taken down there by Alf, and how about the Triple Threater, Cole? Still hanging in there, and has Reject in trouble right now! COLE And we're about to add another man, this will be 12 in the ring when he gets here! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and Charlie Moss jogs towards the ring, as Rick Heyross meets him in the aisle and offers words of encouragement. COACH It's Charlie Moss, Cole! COLE The second half of Team Heyross, his partner, Quentin Benjamin, still hanging in there! Moss slides in and assists Benjamin as the two hammer away on Frank Frankensteiner, who is still recovering from the Corkscrew Suplex. Moss holds Frank back as Quentin lays some kicks in, then releases and runs to the ropes, and Team Heyross hits the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! Frank staggers to his feet slowly, and Moss and Benjamin charge at him and give him a double clothesline to the floor! COACH Frank is out, and that's a preview of this Thursday, Cole! The Bruisers on their back at the hands of Team Heyross! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Frank Frankensteiner Entered: #22 Time of participation: 4:29 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin, Charlie Moss Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, Tha Puerto Rican, The Mad Cappa, Quentin Benjamin, Tony Branningan, Christian Wright, Alfdogg, Dick Garner, Zack Malibu, Charlie Moss ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Charlie Moss works over Dan Black, and Quentin goes over and rakes the eyes of Tony. COACH And here we go again, Team Heyross battling it out with Black T! Christian Wright has Zack Malibu on the corner! COLE And Christian Wright making a play for the bounty! Dick Garner comes over to help Wright, then kicks Wright away and attempts to eliminate Zack himself. COACH Dick wants the whole bounty to himself, and could you imagine what this would mean to Dick Garner's career to eliminate Zack Malibu? Zack manages to escape trouble, though, and takes down Dick with a Russian legsweep. Alf and PR duke it out, while Reject chokes Cappa down in the corner. PR goes to the eyes of Alf, then whips him into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, and he and PR clothesline each other! COLE Alf and PR go down in a heap in the center of the ring! Cappa comes out of the corner and clotheslines Reject, then delivers THE FALL FROM GRACE~! Quentin Benjamin then nails Cappa with a superkick! COLE Nice kick from Benjamin, and here's the count! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and Brock Ausstin walks through the curtain. COLE Oh my God. COACH And I think the winner of the Lethal Rumble is making his way down the aisle, Cole! Brock walks patiently down the aisle, and then hops onto the apron and climbs into the ring. Brock measures Cappa, and DRILLS him with a clothesline! He then picks Cappa back up off the mat, and sets him up for an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH And I think this is the end of Cappa! Brock walks over to the ropes with Cappa, and sends him spinning through the air, and Cappa lands with a splat on the floor! COLE OH GOD! COACH In more ways than one, I should say! COLE Get some medical attention out here for Cappa, please! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: The Mad Cappa Entered: #13 Time of participation: 24:34 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Brock Ausstin Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, Tha Puerto Rican, Quentin Benjamin, Tony Branningan, Christian Wright, Alfdogg, Dick Garner, Zack Malibu, Charlie Moss, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As EMTs run out to assist Cappa to the back, Brock hammers away on Reject. Team Heyross teams up to deliver a double front Russian legsweep to Dan Black. Team Heyross back off, as Dan tries to pull himself to his feet. As he gets to his knees, Brock grabs him by the tights and tosses him over the top to the floor! COLE And Dan Black FINALLY eliminated! A courageous effort, just over 40 minutes, but a fresh Brock Ausstin is just too much to fight off! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Dan Black Entered: #5 Time of participation: 40:54 Eliminated: Scotty Static (co) Eliminated by: Brock Ausstin Left in ring: Reject, Tha Puerto Rican, Quentin Benjamin, Tony Branningan, Christian Wright, Alfdogg, Dick Garner, Zack Malibu, Charlie Moss, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Dan gets to his feet on the outside, Team Heyross stands at the ropes and waves goodbye to him. As this is going on, Tony charges in with a head full of steam and clotheslines both men over the top! Charlie Moss goes to the floor, but Benjamin pushes off the floor, and pulls himself back up, hooking Tony's head with his legs! COACH Moss is gone, I think Benjamin touched as well, but I'm not sure if the referee saw it! COLE Yes, he did see it, you see him trying to wave Benjamin back there! Quentin Benjamin is eliminated! Christian Wright sneaks up and dumps Tony to the floor, and Benjamin falls with him! COLE Well, he's all the way down now, as is Tony! Black T and Team Heyross are done! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16th elimination: Charlie Moss Entered: #24 Time of participation: 3:01 Eliminated: Frank Frankensteiner (co) Eliminated by: Tony Brannigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17th elimination: Quentin Benjamin Entered: #15 Time of participation: 21:01 Eliminated: Colombian Heat (co), Frank Frankensteiner (co), Tony Brannigan (co) Eliminated by: Tony Brannigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18th elimination: Tony Brannigan Entered: #16 Time of participation: 19:15 Eliminated: Scotty Static (co), Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin Eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin, Christian Wright Left in ring: Reject, Tha Puerto Rican, Christian Wright, Alfdogg, Dick Garner, Zack Malibu, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Black T and Team Heyross start to brawl to the back, when Tony runs down to the middle of the aisleway and exposes the concrete! He then hammers Charlie Moss and sets him up for a PILEDRIVER! COACH Oh no, not on the concrete! Fortunately, Moss is able to backdrop out of the move, and the two teams continue their brawl through the curtains, as the camera focuses back in the ring to see Alfdogg staring down Brock Ausstin from opposite corners! COACH Brock's been waiting a long time for this, Cole! COLE And vice versa, listen to the crowd! Alf charges out of the corner and nails Brock with a right hand, and the two begin exchanging blows! COACH And I can't believe it, Alf's getting the better of it! Alf attempts a whip to the ropes, but Brock hangs on to the arm and pulls Alf in for an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE Great belly-to-belly by Brock Ausstin, and here's the count once again! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Promo from Alfdogg concerning the Lethal Rumble and Brock Ausstin.