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[i]Simply Ravishing[/i] hits and the crowd pops HUGE for Tony Brannigan as he makes his way to the ring! COLE And here comes T-Bod, Coach! Bodies should fly now! Tony rolls in and hits a big clothesline on Quentin Benjamin! He then nails Scotty Static in the midsection, who had Dan Black laying on the top rope. Black climbs down, and the two double up on Scotty, dropping him with a double elbow! Tony then waits on him to get up, and gives him a THUMB TO THE EYE~! Static grabs his eyes and walks right into the BLACKOUT~!!!!!11111 from Dan Black! Static falls back again, right into the OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE~!!!!!11111 Black T scrapes Scotty Static off the mat and dispatches him to the floor! Axel simply shakes his head in disgust on the stage. CABOOSE YEAH! Originals represent! COACH OH NO! Why can't Tony pick on someone his own size? COLE Credit to Scotty, he took one hell of a beating for about 20 minutes, but he's gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Scotty Static Entered: #6 Time of participation: 20:32 Eliminated: Bohemoth Eliminated by: Dan Black, Tony Brannigan Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, The Parka, Jamie O'Hara, Tha Puerto Rican, The Mad Cappa, Vitamin X, Quentin Benjamin, Tony Brannigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Black and Brannigan then go to work on Quentin Benjamin, as Parka and VX do battle in a separate corner. Parka lays in a couple stiff shots, but attempts a charge and VX gets the feet up, sending Parka to the mat! VX then goes over and assists PR in his battle with Reject, as the two hit a double clothesline...and when PR celebrates, VX takes him down with a spinkick! COACH Aw c'mon, what was that??? COLE No friends in this match, you saw that right there, Coach! However, VX makes the same mistake made by PR, and Parka tosses him over the top and to the floor! COLE And Vitamin X has been eliminated! He turned his back to preen to the crowd, just like his friend PR, and found himself on the floor! CABOOSE Like I said, it only takes one mistake to end it all for you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Vitamin X Entered: #14 Time of participation: 5:16 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: The Parka Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, The Parka, Jamie O'Hara, Tha Puerto Rican, The Mad Cappa, Quentin Benjamin, Tony Brannigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject attempts to lift Parka out as O'Hara makes a save for Quentin Benjamin by raking the eyes of both members of Black T. PR and Cappa continue their war, slugging it out in a corner. O'Hara delivers a back suplex to Tony, and then assists Reject in his attempt to dump Parka. COLE Parka in big trouble again, as we're set for another man! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Slither[/i] by Velvet Rovolver hits, and Christian Wright jogs to ringside to the boos of the crowd. COLE It's another Upstart, the HI-YAH heavyweight champion, Christian Wright! Wright slides in and starts stomping Tony on the mat as Parka manages to get himself out of trouble. Parka crotches O'Hara on the top rope, and climbs up to go for a superplex! However, O'Hara is able to counter and drop Parka crotch-first onto the top rope! O'Hara and Parka both fall to the mat from their positions as Wright delivers a STUN GUN~! to Tony! O'Hara beats Parka to his feet and clotheslines him over the top and to the floor! COACH Oh, and Parka is gone! COLE Tough break for Parka, Jamie O'Hara catches him with that clothesline, he's gone after a nice run of nearly 20 minutes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: The Parka Entered: #9 Time of participation: 16:41 Eliminated: Vitamin X Eliminated by: Jamie O'Hara Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, Jamie O'Hara, Tha Puerto Rican, The Mad Cappa, Quentin Benjamin, Tony Brannigan, Christian Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dan Black hammers on Christian Wright, making the save on his partner Tony Brannigan. Reject chokes away at Quentin Benjamin on the mat with his boot, until PR kicks him in the back of the head, and then sets him up in the corner for elimination! COLE And again, Reject in trouble, Coach! COACH Well, he's managed to hang in there for half an hour now, but he could be going out right here! Reject falls to the apron, and pulls himself back in as Cappa goes after PR once again. Benjamin jumps on the back of Tony and puts on a sleeperhold as Tony is trying to dump out Wright. Wright gets to his feet and sends blows to the bread basket of Tony, as Benjamin is able to get his feet to mat and keeps the sleeper on. O'Hara and PR set up Cappa for elimination as Black and Reject kick away at each other. COLE Cappa in big trouble on the far side! COACH And look here, Cole! The two guys who have been in there the longest hammering away on each other! COLE Absolutely, and we're ready for another competitor! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and the crowd goes BALLISTIC. COLE And LISTEN to this crowd, #18, the Heartland champion, Alfdogg! COACH Well, he's one of the favorites in this thing, Cole, no doubt about it! Alf walks out to the entryway, then takes off for the ring, sliding in and hammering away on Christian Wright, then delivering a snap suplex! Alf clotheslines Jamie O'Hara to the mat, then hooks PR and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! T-Bone suplex for Benjamin, and a superkick to Cappa, then he grabs O'Hara and tosses him over the top to the floor! COLE Alf coming in on FIRE, and Jamie O'Hara is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Jamie O'Hara Entered: #10 Time of participation: 17:02 Eliminated: The Parka Eliminated by: Alfdogg Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, Tha Puerto Rican, The Mad Cappa, Quentin Benjamin, Tony Brannigan, Christian Wright, Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf then hooks the arms of PR, allowing Reject to lay in some kicks. Benjamin lays in some kicks of his own from behind on Alf, then drops Alf with a sleeper drop! Benjamin then assists PR in attacking Reject. COLE Nice move by Quentin Benjamin, really stopping Alf cold there! Wright has Black set up on the ropes, when Tony taps him on the shoulder from behind. Wright turns around and receives a thumb to each eye! Alf hammers away on Cappa in the corner, then sets him up on the top rope! Cappa goes to the eyes of Alf, however, and drops back inside. Cappa then lifts Alf over the top, and tries to eliminate him! COLE Alf could be gone here at the hands of Cappa, Coach! The count is going as Reject gives a suplex to Benjamin, and makes the save on Alf. 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Word Up[/i] hits and Dick Garner runs to the ring. COLE And it's another Triple Threat member, this is Dick! Dick attacks Cappa from behind, then takes him down and stomps him a few times before slapping him. COACH Cappa just got dickslapped, Cole! COLE Oh, how clever. You're just full of LOL's! Dick picks Cappa up, and grabs his leg, then picks him up and drops Cappa's knee on his own! Dick briefly hooks a half crab on Cappa before he gets a kick in the head from Quentin Benjamin. Benjamin picks up Dick and hooks him for a suplex. Dick counters, however, and lifts Benjamin for a suplex of his own! Benjamin is able to get his feet on the top rope, and pushes off and over the back of Dick, then delivers a German suplex, which causes Dick to roll all the way over onto his stomach! Dan Black then drops to the mat and hooks him in the HEART OF ICE~!!!!!11111 COLE NICE suplex by Benjamin, and there's the HEART OF ICE~! hooked on Dick! COACH He's just trying to squeeze it all right out of Dick! COLE :rolleyes: Wright drops a knee on Black to break it up quickly, however. Alf and Reject work over PR in a corner, and each grab a leg and try to lift him out! COLE And PR in trouble again, Coach! COACH Absolutely, Alf and Reject working together much like Reject was with TK earlier! But Reject showed earlier, he'll dump Alf out if he has to! PR manages to fight his way out, pushing Alf off with one foot, then using the leg to hook Reject in a headscissors, and squeeze until Reject releases him. He then picks Reject up in a fireman's carry, and attempts to dump him, as Reject holds on to the top rope! Cappa goes to the midsection and causes PR to drop Reject back into the ring. Black holds Benjamin for Tony, but Benjamin slips free and Black gets clotheslined to the mat by his partner! COACH Oh, he takes down his own partner right there! Tony checks on Dan, but Benjamin grabs Tony and manages to take him overhead with a belly-to-belly! COLE Wow, that's a big man to take over right there, and we're about to be two-thirds of the way through the field! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Frankenstein[/i] hits and the crowd starts barking as Frankie Frankensteiner walks through the curtains! COLE And it's the PSYCHO GREMLIN~!, Frankie Frankensteiner, #20! Frankie barks back at the crowd, then runs to the ring and hits a big SOONERLINE~! on Quentin Benjamin! COLE And right away, the Sooners and Team Heyross going at it, they'll be doing battle this Thursday in the Anderson Cup! COACH That's right, Team Heyross is undefeated, and it's gonna stay that way, Cole! COLE Well, we'll find out this Thursday! Frankie drives in right hands to Benjamin in the corner, as PR works over Tony and Dan slugs away at Christian Wright. Alf drops Dick throat first on the top rope, as Cappa stomps Reject at the side of the ring. Cappa then reaches over the top rope and grabs the bottom rope, giving him leverage as he presses his knee into the side of Reject's face. Alf rakes the eyes of Cappa, then rams his head into the buckle. Alf sets up Cappa for a slingshot, shooting him right into a thrust kick from Reject! Alf then gets up and delivers a snap suplex to PR, then starts going to work on Tony! COACH Look at this matchup, Cole! Alf gets in a couple right hands on Tony, then ducks Dan Black coming in and Tony eats a superkick! COLE And once again, Black T with a miscue! Black goes and grabs Frankie from behind, then Tony grabs HIM from behind and floors him with a right hand! Black gets up, shocked, and retaliates with a right of his own, and the two begin slugging it out! COLE And Black T going at it in the Lethal Rumble match, as we're about ready for another entrant! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob Weiss of the Sonics is the first coaching casualty of the season. Can't believe we made it all the way to January. Link~ Bob Hill, the Spurs' head coach before Pops took the reigns, was promoted into his spot and won his debut tonight against the Bulls.

[i]Gasolina[/i] by Daddy Yankee ft. Lil' Jon and Pitbull plays and Colombian Heat makes his way to the ring. COLE Well, Colombian Heat was unsuccessful in his attempt to win the 24/7 title earlier tonight, but a chance at redemption and a World title shot await him in this match, perhaps. Heat slides into the ring and begins to hammer away at TK. Reject comes over and helps out his partner, and the two give Heat a double clothesline. TK sets Reject up for the suplex-headscissor move...but Reject SWERVES~! TK, picking him up in the suplex instead and dropping him to the floor! COLE Wait a minute! COACH I love it, Cole! Reject outsmarted his own partner! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Thunderkid Entered: #1 Time of participation: 18:34 Eliminated: Jumbo (co), Nick Garner (co) Eliminated by: Reject Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, Scotty Static, The Parka, Jamie O'Hara, Colombian Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As TK and Reject argue with one another, Scotty Static slugs it out with Colombian Heat. Static goes for a powerbomb, but Heat slides out ala Kidman. Static reverses a whip, but Heat ducks a clothesline and then takes Static down with a flying headscissors! COACH The dissention continues, Cole! COLE And some fast and furious action between Colombian Heat and Scotty Static on the inside! As Heat celebrates, however, Dan Black comes out of the corner and nails him with a superkick! Jamie O'Hara goes after Reject, getting somes kicks in to the midsection. Reject fires back, and eventually takes O'Hara down with a dropkick. Black has Heat up on the ropes for elimination! Heat struggles and manages to slide down the back of Black, then attempts to eliminate *him* as Static comes over to give him a hand. However, Parka breaks up the attempt by ramming together the heads of Heat and Scotty. Parka works over Static, but O'Hara comes over to help out his fellow Upstart. Black and Reject work together, delivering a double suplex to Heat! Parka hits a double clothesline on Static and O'Hara as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Know Your Role '99[/i] hits and boos quickly fill the arena as Tha Puerto Rican strides through the curtain. He looks over to Axel and the briefcase as well, partly in anger because of what they did to SJ and partly because he wants the money but neither man acknowledges him. COACH HERE WE GO BABY! CABOOSE PR's been 24/7 champ for a good stretch, but I know that he wants to finally go to the next level and win this thing. PR jogs to the ring and goes straight after the weakened Colombian Heat, hitting a Samoan drop and applauding himself as the crowd boos some more. COACH Yeah, that was great, PR! PR then joins Jamie O'Hara in working over Parka, and they set him up in the corner, each man grabbing a leg and attempting to send him over the top! COLE Parka in big trouble right now at the hands of PR and Jamie O'Hara! CABOOSE See ya. Heat takes down Static with a big dropkick, then makes the save for Parka and begins brawling it out with Jamie O'Hara. PR ducks a clothesline from Parka, and hits him with a Latin Slam! PR then sneaks behind Dan Black and gives him a low blow, then sets up the CORPORATE TRIFECTA~! COACH Here it comes, Cole! CABOOSE I love this move. PR with a vertical suplex! He rolls over, and hits a second! He then raises Black up for a third, doing the "you can't see me" gesture, then slingshots him off the ropes and completes the move! PR applauds himself afterwards. Reject dropkicks PR right in the face as he sits on the mat! COACH Oh, no! COLE Well, Reject not impressed with that, obviously, as he goes to work on the 24/7 champion! Reject hits a snap suplex on PR, then sets up the PITCH BLACK~!!!, but Jamie O'Hara comes flying across the ring and hits a BLOCKBUSTER~! on Reject! COLE Nice hangtime by O'Hara on that one! Static and O'Hara go to work on Reject, as PR and Heat slug it out in the corner. Heat gets the better of the exchange (which doesn't work like before, since PR isn't a member of the GPX, see), until PR goes to the throat and brings him out of the corner with a bulldog! COLE And we're set for lucky 13, Coach! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Breathe[/i] by Fabolous hits and the Mad Cappa makes a mad dash (LOLZ) to the ring, hearing the cheers of the fans. COLE And it's Cappa! Cappa slides in, ducks a clothesline from O'Hara and nails a spinning wheel kick! Static attacks him from behind, but Cappa counters an Irish whip and boots Static in the gut, hitting him with the CAPPABOMB~! As Cappa looks up from the position, everyone else is down and out of it, except for PR, who is staring him down from an opposite corner! COACH Look at the staredown here, Cole! COLE And the fans notice it too, Coach, listen to them get loud! CABOOSE They better not forget about the other guys in the ring though. One mistake could be the end of your night. Cappa gets up and gets face-to-face with PR, which only serves to excite the crowd even more! PR shoves Cappa back, to receive a shove in return! PR throws the first punch, and the two are trading blows in the center of the ring! Cappa gets the better of the exchange, and sends PR into the ropes, but puts his head down. PR gives him a foot to the face, then sets him up for the CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 Cappa, however, backdrops out of it, and as PR approaches him again, Cappa hits BUST A CAP~!!!!!11111 COLE Cappa hit it! BUST A CAP! Cappa grabs PR and tosses him over the top, but PR barely hangs on, and skins the cat back into the ring! Cappa starts to grab Reject, but PR turns him around and delivers the CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COACH But PR comes right back, Cole, I love it! As both Cappa and PR are out in the ring, Reject gets up and hits a snap legdrop on PR! Static then picks up Heat and gives him a snap suplex, then hops to the second rope, climbs backwards to the top rope, and drops a leg! Cappa recovers and grabs PR again, attempting elimination as the count starts... 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fans hear the sound of a cash register opening up. It is followed by Vitamin X saying "Come and take your Vitamin X." COACH Oh, yeah, here comes some help for PR! [i]Bling Bling[/i] hits and VX very quickly runs down and slides into the ring, making the save on PR and lays in some kicks on Cappa. PR and VX set up Cappa, picking him up in vertical suplex position and dropping him down forwards on his stomach! VX then starts dancing around... COACH Uh oh, Cole! VX is feeling it! As Cappa gets to his feet, VX hits a right! then a second right! VX does the Shane 'O Mac Shuffle, then hits another big punch on Cappa, sending him to the mat! VX then goes over and attacks Parka, who has Jamie O'Hara on the brink of elimination! COLE A lot of history as well between VX and The Parka, Coach! VX and O'Hara attempt to dump Parka over the top backwards, but Dan Black nails VX and Parka is able to scoot back in. Black hits a back suplex on VX as Reject picks his spots, and hits a BIG kick to the kidneys of PR! COACH Oh man, what a kick from Reject right there! COLE And we should point out, Reject was the third entrant into this match, in about a minute we're going to be halfway through the entrants! Reject then pulls VX off the mat and gives him a suplex. COACH And right here you got the guy that's been in the longest of anyone battling it out with the guy who's the freshest! COLE Gotta give some credit as well to Dan Black and to Scotty Static, they're both close to the 20-minute mark themselves! CABOOSE Having been in this match before, I know that those men must be feeling the fatigue, but they can't stop or let down their guard because, as more fresh men enter, they will go right for the ones that are weak. Reject is smart picking his spots like he is right now. Static and Black are doing battle in a corner, as Black presses his knee right into the face of Scotty. O'Hara comes over and rakes the eyes of Black, then delivers a back suplex. Cappa and Heat both approach O'Hara, and deliver a double atomic drop! Black dumps Scotty, who once again lands on the apron! COACH Look at Scotty continue to hang in there! PR delivers a low blow to Cappa as the count begins again. COLE Folks, we're at the halfway point of the Lethal Rumble match! #15 about to make his way through the curtains! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Rick Heyross comes through the curtain, waving Quentin Benjamin towards the ring and following behind. COLE And it's Quentin Benjamin, one half of Team Heyross and one *third* of the 6-man tag champs! CABOOSE We've seen how he does in a team, but how he will fare alone with no help remains to be seen here. Benjamin slides into the ring only to get met with big forearm shots from Colombian Heat! Meanwhile, Cappa is on the receiving end of a CURBSTOMP~! from Jamie O'Hara! COACH CURBSTOMP~! Bnejamin is hit with a big clothesline from Heat, and set up for elimination at the ropes! COLE And Quentin Benjamin already in trouble, Coach! CABOOSE I guess not well then. However, Reject of all people makes the save! COACH How about that save, Cole? COLE And how about this double team? Benjamin and Reject both hammer on Heat, then whip him into the ropes, and hit him with a double back elbow, sending him backwards over the top and to the floor! COLE And how about the elimination? What a surprising turn of events that was, and Colombian Heat is headed for the showers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Colombian Heat Entered: #11 Time of participation: 8:27 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Reject, Quentin Benjamin Left in ring: Reject, Dan Black, Scotty Static, The Parka, Jamie O'Hara, Tha Puerto Rican, The Mad Cappa, Vitamin X, Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So we're back down to nine men in there now. COACH Could be eight right here, Cole! Jamie O'Hara in trouble! Reject has O'Hara hanging precariously, but O'Hara manages to slide back in under the bottom. Benjamin kicks away at an exhausted Dan Black on the mat. COLE There's another tag team showdown right there, Coach, Black T vs Team Heyross! COACH That's right, and one member of each team still to come yet, as WELL as Brock Ausstin, the third member of the 6-man tag champs! Benjamin picks up Black and hangs him over the ropes, as Scotty Static comes over to help. PR kneels down and reaches through the ropes, pulling on the head of Black. COLE Three guys now trying to get Dan Black out of there, but no! He STILL slides back in through the ropes! CABOOSE Black is a slippery bugger. I'm picking him as my dark horse in this one. Parka grabs PR and delivers a fisherman's buster! Cappa delivers knees in the corner to Scotty Static, before VX rakes his eyes and delivers a snap suplex! VX then climbs the top rope right above Scotty, and leaps off, hitting the LEAP OF FAITH~! COLE And Vitamin X with a big elbow to the heart of Cappa! Reject gives PR a foot to the gut, then comes off the ropes with a swinging neckbreaker! He then sets him up at the ropes, and runs to the ropes, coming back with ROLLING THUNDER~! as the count starts... 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i]Make Her Say[/i] by O-Town hits, and Scotty Static steps out onto the stage. He gives a thumbs-up to Knight and Axel before he rushes to the ring! COACH AW YEAH! COLE It's Scotty Static, one half of the Global Party Xchange! Scotty slides into the ring and starts hammering on Dan Black, until TK grabs him and backs him into a corner. Reject takes over on Black as TK hits a couple kicks to the midsection, but Scotty goes to the eyes and turns it around in the corner. Scotty hits a short dropkick right to the abdomen of TK! Scotty then wrenches the arm and climbs to the top rope. COACH I'm not sure how smart this move is on Scotty's part... He completes it, however, walking across the top rope and executing a hurricanrana! Scotty kips up, then runs to the ropes and comes off with a snap legdrop! Scotty then lifts TK off the mat and sets him up on the ropes for elimination! COLE TK could be going right here, Coach! Reject makes the save for his partner, however, and drops Scotty to the mat with a high kick to the head. TK and Reject then focus once again on Dan Black, picking him up and attempting to dump him over as the crowd gets anxious! COACH And now Dan Black in trouble, Cole, one of the favorites in this match! Suddenly, Scotty sneaks up and dumps ALL THREE guys over the top rope...but they all land on the apron! Scotty doesn't realize this, and starts taunting the crowd. When he turns around, he's in for a big surprise, as all three guys are staring him down! Black hits a chop from Scotty's left side, then Reject drops him with an enziguri! Black then picks up Scotty, and begins the Chimera suplex sequence, hitting a Dragon, German, and finishing with a Tiger suplex! COLE #7 about to make his way to the ring very shortly! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]G's and Soldiers[/i] hits, and out struts Logan "Usher" Mann! COLE And it's one half of the Heavenly Rockers, who this week in the Anderson Cup will meet Los Diablos de Fuego, who scored a MAJOR upset over the GPX several weeks ago! COACH And don't forget, TK and Reject both still out there, and there's a very good chance that those two teams could cross paths in that tournament! Logan strides down the aisle and climbs into the ring slowly, and then not-so-slowly drops Reject with a BIG left hand! COLE And there's that left, right off the bat from Logan Mann! Logan immediately picks Reject up onto his shoulders and sets him up in the corner, attempting to force him over! Meanwhile, TK ducks a double clothesline from Black and Static and hits one of his own! COLE How about that? One half of Black T and one half of the GPX attempting to work together right there, but TK came back on them with a big double clothesline! TK pitches Scotty over the top rope, but he lands on the apron. TK then rushes over to make the save on Reject, and the two then double team Logan in the corner. TK picks up Logan in a side slam, and Reject comes off the ropes and gives him a legdrop as TK drops down! COACH Nice double team move there by TK & Reject, and if they keep working together like this and co-existing, they could be in there right up until the end! Static and Black slug it out in another corner, with Black getting the better of the exchange (get it? LOLZ), and giving him a double-arm DDT! Black then goes over and grabs TK, giving him a German suplex! He then goes for one of the Tiger variety, but TK blocks, then gets an arm free and twists around, countering and planting Black with a TOMBSTONE~! COLE GREAT counter there by TK! Static then dropkicks TK as he's kneeling down, and then goes over to join Reject in a double suplex attempt on Logan Mann. However, Logan is able to counter and plant BOTH guys with the PERCUSSION~! COACH Wow, he planted BOTH guys with the PERCUSSION~! COLE Alf just typed that in the PBP, you idiot. COACH ... Here's the countdown, Cole! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Back in Black[/i] hits, and Bohemoth walks down the aisle in INTENSE~! fashion as Knight and Axel cheer on another Upstart entering the match. COLE Oh my, it's another big one, Bohemoth! COACH Look at him take his time, he's in no hurry! Everyone in the ring's been beaten down and they're all groggy right now, he's going to feast on this! The big man climbs into the ring, and nearly BEHEADS Scotty with a Yakuza kick! He then catches TK charging at him with a HUGE spinebuster! Logan charges next, and gets caught in the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B-CATATONIC~! Bohemoth yells out to the crowd INTENSELY~!, then picks up Logan and chucks him over the top to the floor! COLE And Logan Mann eliminated by the massive Bohemoth! COACH What did I tell you, Cole? Bo's having a field day right now! If Zack comes out soon, the bounty is as good as Bo's. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Logan "Usher" Mann Entered: #7 Time of participation: 2:42 Eliminated: None Eliminated by: Bohemoth Left in ring: Thunderkid, Reject, Dan Black, Scotty Static, Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bo then grabs Reject off the mat, and picks him up over head in a PRESS SLAM~! He walks towards the ropes, but TK chop blocks him, and he falls down with Reject coming down on top! Static hits a standing moonsault, and Black goes to the top rope, and comes off with a DIVING HEADBUTT~! All four men start to celebrate, but TK & Reject go after Black and Static, respectively. COACH That was some nice teamwork by those four, but they can't give him too much time to recover now! TK sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!111 on Black, but Black blocks and drills him with the BLACKOUT~!!!!!11111 COLE Black hits the Blackout! TK is out of it on the mat! Black gets up, and is hit with the SPIKED PUNCH~!!! from Scotty Static! Static plays to the crowd, but Reject spins him around and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 Reject is then sent into the ropes by Bo and hit with the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B-CATATONIC~! Bo is the only man standing as the clock winds down... 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]California Love[/i] hits and the crowd goes NUTS for The Parka, as he comes through and points the finger at Bo in the ring! COACH It's Parka!!! COLE And Bohemoth awaiting the man who took the HI-YAH championship from him a couple months ago! Parka runs down and slides into the ring, ducking a clothesline and hitting a jumping leg lariat! Parka then ground pounds Bo, then gets up and yells out to the crowd, which gives him a very warm response. Bo hits a thrust to the throat of Parka, then whips him into the ropes. Parka ducks a clothesline, floats over and hits a DDT! COLE The Parka on FIRE here against big Bohemoth! Reject then begins trading blows with Parka, as TK takes over on Bo and Static and Black continue to slug it out. Reject delivers a kick to Parka, and then joins TK in working Bo over. Parka regains his senses and goes to Dan's aid, as they work over Scotty. Parka then signals to TK and Reject, who set up Bo for a double atomic drop. Parka and Black do the same to Static, and he and Bo collide into one another and fall to the mat! COLE Double atomic drops in stereo! COACH Wait, what are they setting up now? TK and Reject stand across from one another, each with a hold of a leg of Bo and Scotty. Parka holds the arms of Scotty while Black holds those of Bo, and TK and Reject drop to the mat and start rowing the boat! COLE Oh, it's the old rowboat move! Listen to the crowd, they love it! TK and Reject then release the move, and TK jumps Parka and starts choking him on the mat! Reject has Dan Black on the ropes in trouble! TK releases the choke on Parka and goes to help his partner! Bo recovers and gives Black a shove, and Black falls over, but slides back in underneath the legs of TK and Reject! Static chokes Black on the mat as TK gives Bo a savate kick, then he and Reject pick him up and drop him throat-first on the ropes! Parka sneaks up on TK and tries to dump him as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!! [i]Lose Yourself[/i] hits and Jamie O'Hara dashes towards the ring. COACH And here comes the Birmingham Bad Boy! Upstars represent! COLE Jamie O'Hara, the #10 entry! We're 1/3 of the way through the entrants! O'Hara slides into the ring and jumps on Parka, saving TK indirectly. COACH No love lost between these two, Cole! O'Hara backs Parka into the corner and starts laying in kicks as TK and Reject once again work Black over in the corner. This time, however, Black begins to slug back at both men, and fights his way out of the corner. Meanwhile, Bohemoth charges at Scotty Static, who drops down and Bo goes tumbling over him and to the floor! On the stage, Axel leaps out of his seat, holding his head in his hands as Knight pounds his recliner with his fist. COLE Bohemoth was just eliminated! That was pure reflex on Scotty's part. COACH No way! COLE Yes, he's gone! CABOOSE He was one of Axel's big guns against Zack, but he was eliminated by an Upstart! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Bohemoth Entered: #8 Time of participation: 4:36 Eliminated: Logan "Usher" Mann Eliminated by: Scotty Static Left in ring: Thunderkid, Reject, Dan Black, Scotty Static, The Parka, Jamie O'Hara ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bohemoth stands and pounds the mat, looking up to Scotty for an explanation and gets a half-hearted apology from him. Scotty points at himself and says "I got it". Meanwhile, O'Hara pulls Parka out of the corner and gives him a vertical suplex! O'Hara then goes to the top rope, and goes for a MOONSAULT~! However, Parka rolls out of the way, and O'Hara finds nothing but canvas! Dan Black picks up O'Hara on his shoulders and carries him over to the ropes, but O'Hara is able to get his hands on the ropes to stop himself from going over. He then thumbs Black in the eyes before getting clotheslined to the mat by Parka. Parka then starts chopping Black in the corner, then when he tries to whip him into the opposite corner, Black reverses and pulls Parka in for an overhead belly-to-belly! COLE No friends in this match, as you're seeing right now with two Originals, Dan Black and The Parka! COACH And as you saw moments ago with Bohemoth being eliminated by his fellow Upstart, Scotty Static! TK and Reject grab O'Hara and hammer on him in the corner, then set him up, and hit the CATEGORY SIX~!!!111 on him! COLE O'Hara planted, and here's the countdown to #11! 10!!! 9!!!! 8!!!! 7!!!! 6!!!! 5!!!! 4!!!! 3!!!! 2!!!! 1!!!! BUZZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This should go after the other stuff I posted [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid and Reject make their way down the aisle to the ring, getting a nice ovation. BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Coming down the aisle, at a total combined weight of 480 pounds...the team of THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE Thunderkid and Reject set for action tonight here on HeldDOWN from the country music capital of the world! BUFFER [i]Their opponents, to my left, at a total combined weight of 507 pounds...the team of JASON LAWRENCE, and KIRK HARVEY!!![/i] *DING DING DING* COLE And it's gonna be Reject starting this one off against Kirk Harvey. Harvey takes a side headlock, but Reject pushes him off into the ropes. Harvey surprisingly takes Reject down with a shoulder check! Harvey follows up by trying with a clothesline, but Reject ducks and hits a big dropkick! Lawrence comes into the ring and catches a windmill kick, sending him backwards over the top rope! Harvey gets to his feet, and Reject grabs the top rope and jumps, hooking his ankles around the neck of Harvey and pulling him over the top rope! Reject then skins the cat back in, and jumps right back over with a PLANCHA~! COLE So far it's been all Reject in this match, a very impressive showing! Reject rolls back into the ring and waits on his opponents to regroup. Harvey rolls back in and tags Lawrence, who charges and gets caught in a side headlock! TK is seen reaching for a tag, but Reject gets up and is pushed off by Lawrence. Reject ducks a clothesline and hits a standing spin kick! COLE Well, TK wanted the tag there when Reject had Lawrence in the side headlock, but apparently Reject didn't see him, Coach! COACH Oh, he saw him, Cole. He's not finished with this guy yet, he just doesn't want TK to get in there and mess things up like he did at Climax. Reject picks up Lawrence and delivers a snap suplex, right in front of TK! COLE Wow, Reject *definitely* saw TK that time! COACH I'm telling you, Cole, Reject is trying to prove a point to his partner right now, that had he just stayed out of the way at Climax, they could have the six-man gold right now! Reject runs over and dropkicks Harvey off the apron, then waits for Lawrence to get up...and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Stick a fork in this one! 1... 2.... 3!!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here are your winners...THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject celebrates in the ring, while TK has words with him from the apron. TK then jumps off the apron and starts to make his way towards the back. COACH Camera, come back to the ring!!! The camera pans back to show Team Heyross attacking Reject in the ring! Team Heyross hits a DOUBLE GOOZLE~!!! TK hears the commotion and sprints back to the ring to aid his partner! TK hits a double clothesline, but turns around into a clothesline himself from Brock Ausstin!!! Brock backs TK into the corner and starts kicking him as Alfdogg slides into the ring and starts delivering right hands to him! Alf runs to the ropes and htis a flying bodypress on Brock, and they both go tumbling over the top rope! As Alf and Brock brawl through the crowd, Quentin Benjamin delivers a chair shot to the back of Reject! As he sets to deliver another one, TK grabs the chair from him and chases Team Heyross from the ring! Reject recovers and sees TK with the chair, and gives him a shove! TK tries to explain himself, but Reject leaves the ring, not wanting to hear any of it. COLE What is going on between these two? And they have to co-exist in the Anderson Cup here soon! Later... COLE We've just gotten word, Coach, that next week here on HeldDOWN, it's going to be a re-match from Climax, as the 6-man tag champs, Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross, defend against the team of Alfdogg, Thunderkid and Reject! COACH But after what we saw earlier tonight between TK and Reject, I can't see how they even stand a chance in this match!

Someone clear this up for me: If Jacksonville beats New England, would they play Denver instead of the Colts, or does it go by seeding? I thought it went by records, but my uncle thinks differently.

Maurice Clarett must have been at the Fiesta Bowl, because Notre Dame got robbed.

*Cut to Josh Matthews backstage.* JOSH Joining me at this time, the 2005 Wrestler of the Year, as well as the reigning two-time Heartland champion, Alfdogg! *Alf walks onto the screen as the crowd goes wild.* JOSH Alf, you heard the words of Brock Ausstin two weeks ago on this show, is there anything you'd like to say at this time in regards to that? ALF You know, Josh, I was sitting at home recuperating from that Christmas Deathmatch, and I hear Brock Ausstin running his mouth out in the ring, talking about having me right where he wanted me. And you know, over the past couple months, when he had five guys in a stable assisting him, he thought the same thing. But guess what? *Alf holds up the Heartland belt and the crowd cheers.* They were all wrong. Now, Brock, there's no doubt that you may be the most dangerous and upredictable superstar in this business today. But what makes you think that you can do yourself, what you and five of your buddies, or former buddies, couldn't? You can bet our paths will cross again Brock, and when they do, you can expect an all-out rumble the likes of which you've never seen in your life. *crowd cheers* JOSH And speaking of a Rumble, that of course brings us to January 29th and Anglepalooza, where the 30 top superstars in the world vie for a shot at the OAOAST World championship in the Lethal Rumble, you're one of those 30, Alf. ALF That's right, Josh. And you know that I'll go through whoever I have to to make sure that at AngleMania, it's going to be *points to self* the best Wrestler of 2005, vs the best of 2006. And Peter Knight, you finally did it on Sunday, way to go. Enjoy it while you can, because at AngleMania, it's all going to be gone again, when I walk out of Atlantic City the TWO-TIME OAOAST World heavyweight champion. *crowd cheers as Alf walks off.* JOSH That is, of course, assuming that PK still *has* the belt going into AngleMania. Let's go back out to ringside! COLE Thank you Josh... [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] by the Blues Brothers hits, and as the lyrics begin, JUMBO struts through the curtains in rhythm with the music! COLE ...and here comes Jumbo with a new look, Coach! COACH Well, we haven't seen the big guy or his friends Chris & Jay since Climax, but Jumbo is back right here tonight! Jumbo walks down the sides of the aisle, receiving high-fives from the fans, who suddenly have seemed to warm up to him. He then rolls into the ring. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! To my right, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, and weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo raises his arms to the crowd, who give him a warm reception. BUFFER [i]Already in the ring, from Wichita, Kansas, weighing in at 238 pounds...STANLEY KING!!![/i] *DING DING DING* COLE The crowd really seems to have welcomed Jumbo back with open arms here in Nashville, as he ties up with Stanley King from Wichita, Kansas! Jumbo throws King right back into his corner out of the tie-up, then laughs and struts across the ring as King smacks his hands down on the ring ropes. King complains to the referee about a hair-pull, drawing boos from the crowd. He then ties up with Jumbo again, and Jumbo grabs a side headlock. King grabs a handful of hair and pulls him back into the ropes, then whips him to the other side. Jumbo comes back with a full head of steam, however, and shoulder checks King, who rolls over backwards and rolls right out of the ring! COACH Well, young Stanley King letting his inexperience shine through, trying to match power with the big guy when he's got about a 200-pound weight disadvantage! King rolls back into the ring and circles Jumbo, backing into a corner. Jumbo lunges at King, who dodges and hits Jumbo with a dropkick, which staggers him. COACH That's what he got to do, he's got to use speed and try to wear the big guy down! However, a second dropkick attempt is simply brushed away, and Jumbo takes him down with a kneelift! Jumbo then measures King, and drops an elbow! Cover... 1.... 2........ Kickout! COLE Wow, credit to King right there, kicking out of that massive elbowdrop from Jumbo! Jumbo picks King up and backs him into a corner, driving shoulders to the midsection. He then pulls him back out, and drills him with a vertical suplex! Jumbo plays to the crowd, who gives him another positive reaction! He then grabs King and whips him to the ropes, catching him with a BIG BOOT~! Jumbo then backs into the ropes, and comes back with the XL SPLASH~!!!111 1... 2...... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...JUMBO!!![/i] COLE An impressive showing from Jumbo in his return bout, and I'm still amazed at the sudden popularity of the big guy! *Jumbo walks to the back, giving some more fives to the ringsiders.*

TK/Reject and Jumbo in enhancement matches.

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*Gives PK a 2005 WRESTLER OF TEH YEAR TROPHYSHOT*

All times in EST Sunday, Dec. 25 San Antonio @ Detroit, 12:30 ABC LA Lakers @ Miami, 3:00 ABC Monday, Dec. 26 Chicago @ Cleveland, 7:00 LA Lakers @ Washington, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Orlando, 7:00 New Jersey @ New York, 7:30 Phoenix @ Minnesota, 8:00 Indiana @ Dallas, 8:30 Memphis @ Utah, 9:00 Boston @ Seattle, 10:00 Portland @ Sacramento, 10:00 Denver @ Golden State, 10:30 Tuesday, Dec. 27 Charlotte @ Atlanta, 7:00 Cleveland @ New Jersey, 7:30 Milwaukee @ Miami, 7:30 Toronto @ Detroit, 7:30 Indiana @ San Antonio, 8:30 Utah @ Houston, 8:30 Philadelphia @ Denver, 9:00 Sacramento @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Wednesday, Dec. 28 Atlanta @ Toronto, 7:00 New York @ Orlando, 7:00 Phoenix @ Washington, 7:00 Chicago @ Charlotte, 7:30 Houston @ NO/OK, 8:00 Seattle @ Minnesota, 8:00 Philadelphia @ Portland, 10:00 Boston @ Golden State, 10:30 Memphis @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Thursday, Dec. 29 Miami @ Detroit, 8:00 TNT NO/OK @ San Antonio, 8:30 Seattle @ Denver, 10:30 TNT Friday, Dec. 30 Miami @ Washington, 7:00 Minnesota @ Orlando, 7:00 Toronto @ Indiana, 7:00 Atlanta @ New Jersey, 7:30 Phoenix @ Charlotte, 7:30 Golden State @ Dallas, 8:30 New York @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Boston @ Sacramento, 10:00 Memphis @ Portland, 10:00 Saturday, Dec. 31 Detroit @ Cleveland, 1:30 Dallas @ NO/Okla. City, 7:00 Golden State @ Houston, 7:00 Phoenix @ Chicago, 7:00 Philadelphia @ Utah, 8:00 Memphis @ Seattle, 9:00 San Antonio @ Denver, 9:00 Boston @ L.A. Clippers, 9:30

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It's funny 'cause their R's sound like L's

Wow, I didn't see that coming from you!

Imagine ESPN if it was a team from the East coast or the Lakers.

Some seem to think that the two share the account.

Perhaps this is a better question: If you have someone who is absolutely NOT to be in the Rumble (besides the people in the World title match, of course), send me a PM and let me know. I won't be around again until Thursday night, because we'll be driving home from vacation.

Why would Austin care if Owen went over Shawn or HHH?

Yeah, and it rocked, IIRC

I think they were saying 4th as in they can't go any higher if they don't win their division. Surely no one really thought the Nets or Cavs would be better.

re: Jefferson/Nate I've yet to see anyone from the Nets approach someone their own size when looking for a fight. Tim Thomas was right about the lot of them.