alfdogg

Um, nice knowin' ya, Ron.

I've found his theme music

30-man Lethal Rumble match Winner gets an OAOAST World title shot at AngleMania V

Fuck this, I'm putting the show up. When you guys are ready with the ME, add it in there. I'm tired of waiting.

VX, what is it you have against the Colts, exactly? No offense, but you've been just as overbearing as any Pats fan this year.

I doubt it. They'll probably buy into his recanting of the statement like they always do, at least for the time being.

lol u guys quit being so negative this wasnt rly that bad anything 2 bash wwe right

And here I thought the HL match was too short

This is fucked up. I was set and ready to see him again tonight at the Dunkin' Donuts Center, it's just too sad.

But WHY is the date of the article wrong? It says okt 13th

All times EST Sun, Dec. 11 Washington @ Miami Detroit @ LA Clippers NO/OK @ Sacramento Houston @ Portland Mon, Dec. 12 Minnesota @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Milwaukee @ New York, 7:30 LA Lakers @ Dallas, 8:30 Detroit @ Utah, 9:00 NO/OK @ Phoenix, 9:00 Tue, Dec. 13 Atlanta @ Cleveland, 7:00 New Jersey @ Washington, 7:00 Denver @ Charlotte, 7:30 Sacramento @ Minnesota, 8:00 LA Clippers @ San Antonio, 8:30 Miami @ Chicago, 8:30 Golden State @ Seattle, 10:00 Wed, Dec. 14 Atlanta @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Chicago @ Toronto, 7:00 Charlotte @ New Jersey, 7:30 Indiana @ Boston, 7:30 Orlando @ New York, 7:30 Sacramento @ Detroit, 7:30 LA Clippers @ NO/OK, 8:00 LA Lakers @ Memphis, 8:00 Miami @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Phoenix @ Dallas, 8:00 ESPN Portland @ Utah, 9:00 Houston @ Golden State, 10:30 ESPN Thu, Dec. 15 Denver @ Cleveland, 8:00 TNT San Antonio @ Minnesota, 8:00 Houston @ Seattle, 10:30 TNT Fri, Dec. 16 Golden State @ Toronto, 7:00 New York @ Atlanta, 7:00 Utah @ Indiana, 7:00 Denver @ New Jersey, 7:30 Milwaukee @ Boston, 7:30 Chicago @ Detroit, 8:00 Miami @ Philadelphia, 8:00 ESPN Phoenix @ NO/OK (Baton Rouge), 8:00 Orlando @ Dallas, 8:30 Seattle @ Portland, 10:00 Washington @ LA Lakers, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Dec. 17 Houston @ LA Clippers, 3:30 Detroit @ Charlotte, 7:30 Indiana @ New York, 7:30 Miami @ Cleveland, 7:30 Phoenix @ Memphis, 8:00 Boston @ Chicago, 8:30 Sacramento @ San Antonio, 8:30 Utah @ Milwaukee, 8:30

Yeah, and it rocked, IIRC

DiBiase had Strike Force's music on the WrestleMania game.

The first All-Star vote returns are in, and here are the starters so far East G: Iverson, Wade (Carter) F: James, O'Neal (R. Wallace) C: O'Neal (B. Wallace) West G: Bryant, Nash (Ginobili) F: McGrady, Garnett (Duncan) C: Yao (Camby) Yao is the overall vote leader. The big travesty is that Elton Brand is *7th* among West forwards.

I also noticed that Taker lost a bodybag match to Roddy Piper of all people.

OAOAST Six-Man tag team championship tournament, Semifinals Zack Malibu, Leon Rodez, & Peter Knight vs Brock Ausstin & Team Heyross Alfdogg, Thunderkid, & Reject vs Stephen Joseph, Tha Puerto Rican, & Vitamin X

Out of all the ones posted there, I guess Atlanta is the one I like best, though Harrington hasen't really come through in the playoffs. Where did you find those, btw? Cite a source, plz I'd laugh at seeing him traded to Toronto too, though. It would be nice to get Jalen Rose back in return, however.

Probably PK.

*insert graphic* *crowd goes CRAZY* COLE And it's time for the Christmas Deathmatch, Alf looking to regain the Heartland title that he lost at World Without End, to Chris Stevens! COACH And keep in mind, this is Alf's second match tonight as well, Cole! Christmas music plays as various OAOAST agents bring out "presents", followed by a seven-foot high cactus wrapped in barbed wire, little christmas lights covering each barb. An agent climbs a ladder, also wrapped in similar barbed wire, and places a star on top of the tree. The star is comprised of steel spikes, as you would see on the Road Warriors' shoulder pads. COACH Don't you just love the holiday season, Cole? The camera then cuts backstage to show several very extravagant decorations, as well. COLE No disqualifications, obviously, and you can bet these two are going to make their way back here, as well. The ring ropes and posts are wrapped in Christmas lights, as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alf makes his way down to an enormous pop. BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Christmas Deathmatch, for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger...weighing in at 245 pounds, himself, a former OAOAST Heartland champion, as well as a former Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf is wearing a Foley-style flannel, only it's red and green as opposed to Foley's red and black. wheeling a big gray plastic cart, as would normally be used for taking out the trash at work. Alf gets into the ring with his hands on his knees. [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] Chris Stevens makes his way through the curtain, to boos, sitting in a motorized sleigh driven by an OAOAST official. The sleigh has two large wheels in front of it with fake reindeers on the sides of them. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 220 pounds...he represents Stevens/Heyross Incorporated, and is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Stevens slides into the ring, and goes after Alf from behind, but Alf sees him coming and traps him in the corner with right hands! *DING DING DING* Alf pulls Stevens out to the rope, whips him in, and delivers a HUGE backdrop! COLE BIG backdrop, Stevens was up in the lights on that one! Alf with a clothesline! Then another! A third sends Stevens over the top to the floor! COACH And Alf looks to be feeling very little, if any, effects of having already been in a match tonight! Alf follows Stevens out to the floor, where Stevens catches him coming with a knee to the gut. Stevens then sets up a suplex, but Alf blocks. He then blocks a second time, before giving Stevens a suplex of his own! Alf then grabs a strand of Christmas lights from underneath the ring, and begins choking Stevens with them! Alf picks up Stevens using the lights, and throws him into the steel steps! Alf then tosses Stevens back into the ring, then walks over to the tree and grabs a present shaped like a picture frame. As Alf turns around, however, he has the present dropkicked into his face! Alf turns onto his stomach and grabs his face, and Stevens unwraps the present to reveal a cookie sheet! Something else falls out onto the mat, and Stevens picks it up, and it's wax paper from the sheet with thumbtacks glued to it! The tacks completely cover the paper, and Stevens wraps it around his forearm. Stevens begins hammering on the back of Alf with the forearm which is covered in tacks! COLE And an interesting find in that gift wrapping, that cookie sheet, by Chris Stevens. COACH Well, what were you expecting, Cole, Rick Krispie Treats? COLE I'm sure Alf would have preferred some of them, as he's being hammered with those tacks! Look at the forearms from Stevens! Stevens then sits on the back of Alf, and digs the forearm into his face! Stevens then rakes at the forehead before letting Alf fall to the mat. COACH And there you see the result, Alf already cut open here by Chris Stevens! Stevens ascends the top rope, as Alf struggles for the cookie sheet. Stevens takes time to pose on the top rope, then dives off, right into a shot from the cookie sheet by Alf! Alf gets up and takes Stevens down by the legs, setting him up for a slingshot! COACH Oh NO, not the tree. NOT THE TREE! Alf slingshots Stevens right into the cactus-tree in the corner! Stevens comes out holding his hands out and looking at himself, before falling to the mat in pain! Alf picks Stevens up and plants him with a T-Bone suplex, then sets him up in the middle of the ring on his stomach. Alf grabs the ladder used to put the star up and sets it in between the corner and the cactus-tree. Alf then begins to climb the ladder. COACH Oh no, what's he going to do here now? Alf stands atop the ladder, then slowly moves one foot onto the cactus-tree, before riding it down surfboard-style onto the BACK of Chris Stevens! COLE Cactus across the BACK of Chris Stevens! Alf covers... 1.... 2........... Kickout! Alf sets the tree back up, then takes Stevens down by the legs again! COACH Oh come on, not again! Stevens struggles, so Alf drops his legs and comes across with an elbowdrop! He then picks up the legs again, but instead of a slingshot, Alf locks in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE Sharpshooter applied! Look at Stevens' face! Stevens is right in the middle of the ring, but eventually manages to turn the hold around so that his face is facing the cactus-tree. Stevens pulls himself towards it, and pulls at the base of it, causing it to come down and hit Alf right in the head! Alf is obviously forced to break the hold and is down on the mat. Stevens grabs the star off the top of the tree, and digs into the already opened forehead of Alf with the spikes! He then goes and grabs another present, which is shaped like a road sign, and upon unwrapping it in fact is the diamond-shaped "stoplight ahead" sign. COACH And you can bet Chris isn't taking that as a signal to stop the abuse! Chris lays the cactus-tree across the back of Alf, then climbs the top rope with the sign. Stevens positions the sign in front of him, and comes off the top flying on the sign, and splashing the cactus-tree into Alf! COLE Wow, that could be it right there! Stevens crawls over and covers... 1... 2......... Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE But no! Alf still hanging in there! Stevens picks up Alf, and sets up a suplex on the cactus-tree! However, Alf blocks, and after a second block, suplexes Stevens right over the top rope to the floor! Alf takes a few needed seconds to rest, then goes to the outside for the tub he brought to the ring. Alf pulls out a giant candy cane, which looks to be as tall as himself! COACH Uh oh...I don't think Alf's thinking about snacktime, either, Cole! Alf rolls back into the ring with the cane, and waits on Stevens to get up on the outside. When he does, Alf hooks him around the neck with the cane and pulls up, attempting to choke Stevens out! After a few seconds of trying, Alf lets Stevens drop to the floor and follows him out, grabbing the curl and breaking the huge cane over his back! Alf then picks up Stevens and lays him in the sleigh, and tosses the driver from the front and gets in himself. Alf then turns the sleigh on and the tires squeal as he drives backstage. COACH Where's he taking him now? Alf drives through the curtains and cuts a sharp left turn, nearly sideswiping the GPX, who were standing backstage talking to Christian Wright and Bohemoth. Alf brings the carriage to a screeching halt, and Stevens rakes the eyes of Alf and makes a run for it. There's a meet Santa area in the background where Alf parks, and Santa can be seen talking to little kids. Alf looks around for Stevens, and finds him hiding inside a giant blowup snow globe holding a 2 X 4. COLE How the hell did Stevens get in there? The camera pans to show Alf looking at Stevens inside the globe, and also shows Santa still talking to kids a few feet behind him. Suddenly, Santa throws the kid to the ground and bashes Alf with his bag of presents! Santa takes off the hat and fake beard to reveal JUMBO~! COLE I can't believe that! Stevens exits the globe through a zipper entrance in the back as Jay Richards walks onto the scene as well, reluctantly, in an elf costume. RICHARDS Did I HAVE to wear this damn thing? STEVENS Hey, it worked, didn't it? Jumbo holds Alf back as Stevens approaches him with the 2 X 4. Alf kicks Stevens in the gut, then gives a low blow to Jumbo! Thunderkid arrives on the scene and brawls with Jay Richards, as Alf gives Stevens a clothesline, then lures Jumbo back to the globe. Alf nails Jumbo in the head with the 2 X 4, knocking him out backwards through the zipper entrance, then Alf sips it shut. TK tosses a staple gun to Alf, which he uses to staple shut the entrance, trapping Jumbo inside! COLE And Jumbo unconscious trapped in that snow globe now! COACH I hope that thing's not airtight! All four men brawl towards a huge tank which appears to be filled with egg nog. Stevens climbs to the top of the tank, and Alf gives chase. They slug it out near the edge, and Richards rams TK into the side of the tank and follows them up. Richards gets to the top, where Stevens has Alf in a sleeperhold. Richards approaches, and Alf ducks, taking Stevens down with him, and causing him to backdrop Richards into the egg nog tank! COLE Oh, my! Into the egg nog goes Jay Richards! COACH Oh, gross! Imagine what Jay Richards must smell like after this! Alf and Stevens slug it out some more before, out of nowhere, Stevens takes Alf off the side of the tub and hits a DIAMOND CUTTER~!!! into a tub of christmas tree balls about six feet below! COLE OH MY GOD!!! Both men down and out after that Diamond Cutter into those christmas tree ornaments, that had to have been a good ten-foot drop! Both men lay in the ornaments for about 20 seconds, then Stevens struggles out and drags Alf out onto his shoulders. He lays Alf in the sleigh, and starts the drive back to the ring. COACH Remember, it's anything goes, but it's not Falls Count Anywhere, the pin still has to be in the ring! Stevens parks the sleigh at ringside, and rolls Alf back into the ring. Stevens slides in, and covers... 1.... 2................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! Alf JUST gets a shoulder up! COLE Alf will not be denied here tonight! COACH How does he keep coming, Cole? Stevens picks up Alf and delivers a back suplex onto the road sign, then goes for another present. He opens it up to reveal a bat bag. However, the bat inside of the bag just happens to be wrapped in barbed wire! Alf gets to his knees, and Stevens clotheslines him back to the mat with the bat! Alf spots a stocking in the corner, and reaches for it as Stevens taunts the crowd. Stevens walks back towards Alf with the bat over his head, and Alf swings with the stocking, nailing Stevens in the midsection! As Stevens is doubled over, Alf pulls himself to his feet, then backs into the ropes, comes back and swings upwards with the stocking, knocking Stevens flat on his back as lumps of coal fly all over the ring! Alf then goes up top... COLE Here it is! Alf's gonna pull it off! Alf leaps off the top for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 But Stevens raises the bat up, and Alf lands on it face-first! COACH Let's give Chris Stevens credit now, great prescence of mind, GREAT counter! Stevens slowly rolls over onto Alf... 1.... 2.............. NO!!!!!!!! Alf gets a shoulder up again! Both men lay on the mat, but Stevens pulls himself over to another present, unwrapping it to reveal two glass panels! Stevens pulls himself to his feet and waits on Alf to get up, then takes a big swing with the panels, which Alf ducks and hits an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf rolls to the outside to his tub, and pulls out a door wreath comprised ENTIRELY of barbed-wire! Alf rolls back into the ring and hammers Stevens in the back with the wreath, then waits on him to get up, and hits him straight in the forehead with it! Stevens is out of it, and Alf lays his arms over his chest Undertaker pin-style, then places the wreath on him. Alf sets up the ladder. COACH He's not done YET??? Alf climbs the ladder, getting to the very top step, and comes off with a legdrop onto the wreath and Stevens! COLE That's GOTTA do it! 1... 2................ NO!!!!!!!!!! Stevens gets a shoulder up! COLE This is INCREDIBLE on the part of both of these tremendous competitors! Alf rolls Stevens over onto his stomach, then attempts to pick him up. Stevens still has the wreath, however, and rams it up between the legs of Alf! Alf falls backwards to the mat, and Stevens grabs the panels again. He sets up one in the corner on the bottom rope, and one on the second rope. He then goes to the outside and grabs a table, setting it on the top rope. Stevens picks up Alf, and trash talks him, then whips him into the corner. Alf manages, however, to do a cross-body, landing right on the table and rolling over the ropes, catching himself on the apron. Alf then goes back to the top again, but Stevens pushes his legs out from under him, crotching him. Stevens then climbs to the apron and goes to the top behind Alf. COLE What the hell is Stevens going for here? COACH I dunno, Cole, perhaps another Diamond Cutter... Stevens hooks Alf in dragon sleeper position. COACH Oh no, it may be an Ace Crusher right through that table and those panels! Alf throws forearms up at Stevens, loosening the grip, then grabs Stevens around the chest and flips him over, managing to stand up on the top rope! COACH No way... Alf drops STRAIGHT DOWN with a SUPER TOMBSTONE through the table and the glass panels! COLE ... The crowd is ballistic as Alf stands on his knees for a second, then simply falls forward onto Stevens... 1... 2............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE THAT'S IT! ALF REGAINS THE TITLE!!! [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays as the referee drapes the belt over Alf and points at him while raising his hand in the air. BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Folks, what an unbelievable spectacle we've just witnessed. I really don't know how else to put it, other than that word, unbelievable. These men both put their bodies, and possibly even their lives on the line, and while Chris Stevens may have lost the belt, I saw something in Chris Stevens that I don't think I've ever seen before. But Alfdogg was the better man tonight, and as a result adds another championship to his lengthy resume, he is now a TWO-TIME Heartland champion!

Couldn't he just learn to shoot them left-handed?

A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD starts up, and Rick Heyross leads out the team of Brock Ausstin & Team Heyross. COLE And we're about to decide the first-ever OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions! BUFFER [i]The following is the final match of the OAOAST Six-Man tag team tournament, the winners of this contest will be the FIRST-EVER OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions! Coming down the aisle, led down by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 800 pounds...first, the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! And their tag team partner, from Victoria, Minnesota...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COACH And this team will not only be attempting to win this match and win the Six-Man tag team titles, but they'll be trying to take it out of Alf, who still has the Christmas Deathmatch for the Heartland title later tonight! As the team steps into the ring and gets ready, [i]What's the Difference: Prizefighter Remix[/i] hits and Reject and Thunderkid come through the curtains. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 730 pounds...first, introducing the team of THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] As TK and Reject walk towards the ring, [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg follows them out. BUFFER [i]And their tag team partner, former World Heavyweight Champion, ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf meets up with TK and Reject at ringside, and they all slide into the ring together. *DING DING DING* All six men brawl in the ring, with Alf, TK, and Reject getting the better of it. TK clotheslines Moss over the top rope, and Alf takes Benjamin over with a superkick! TK then picks up Reject in a suplex, and Reject takes Brock over with a headscissors! COLE Alf's team on a roll right now, and who knows, Alf could walk out of Climax with two titles tonight! Alf gets onto the apron, as TK and Reject wait on the inside. COACH What's Alf setting up here? TK and Reject pull back on the ropes, and Alf pulls the other way, sending TK and Reject over the ropes onto the opposing team! Alf then gets back into the ring, as TK and Reject slug it out 2-on-3 on the floor. When all five men get to their feet, Alf runs to one side of the ring, then comes back with a TOPE CON HILO~! leaving all six men on the floor! Everyone lays around for a bit, then Alf gets to his feet first and hammers away at Brock Ausstin. Team Heyross brawls with TK & Reject outside the ring, and then Alf rolls inside as Charlie Moss is thrown in by Reject. Charlie Moss is whipped to the ropes and ducks a clothesline, only to be met with a flying back elbow from Alf! Alf picks up Moss and hits a snap suplex! He then drops a knee to the sternum and tags in Reject. Alf gives Moss a bodyslam in the middle of the ring, then Reject slingshots into the ring with a guillotine legdrop! Cover... 1... 2........ Kickout! Reject gives Moss a backbreaker, and follows up with ROLLING THUNDER~! Another cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! Reject puts Moss in a front facelock, then tags in TK, who comes off the top rope with a HUGE forearm to the back! TK backs him into the corner and follows up with boots to the midsection. TK then pulls Moss out of the corner and delivers a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! TK goes to pick up Moss, but Moss goes to the eyes and tags in Benjamin. Benjamin goes to the top rope, and hits a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2....... Kickout! Benjamin picks up TK, and goes for a suplex. However, TK blocks, then blocks a second time, before giving Benjamin a suplex of his own! TK picks Benjamin up, then whips him to the ropes, catching him with a big PRESS SLAM! COACH Great power shown by TK there, and Quentin Benjamin is hurting right now! TK tags Reject back in, then picks up Moss in a hangman's hold. COACH Oh, no, here it comes... Reject hops in, measures Benjamin, and hits a STIFF roundhouse kick to the midsection! Benjamin rolls on the mat, and Reject picks him up and hits a back suplex! Reject then snaps a leg and tags TK right back in. COLE Fast tags by the team of Alf, TK, and Reject, they're working very well as a team right now, there's only been one tag on the other side! TK traps the right arm of Quentin Benjamin, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex! Cover... 1... 2........ Kickout! TK waits for Benjamin to get up and goes to the ropes, but Moss hits a knee right in the lower back! TK drops to his knees holding the back, and Benjamin kicks him in the face, sending him out to the floor. Benjamin draws Reject into the ring, while Brock Ausstin drops to the floor and throws TK right into the steel steps! Brock then picks the steps up and drops them right on the back of TK! COLE Oh WOW, steel steps slammed right onto the back of Thunderkid! Look at the pain on his face! COACH And Quentin Benjamin has got Reject in the ring, and the referee is distracted, he didn't see any of it! Brock picks TK up in a press slam, and throws him back in over the second rope! COACH Well, we saw a great display of power earlier from TK, but how about THAT for power from Brock Ausstin? I mean, TK is 260 pounds! COLE No doubt about it, perhaps the strongest man in wrestling right now, Brock Ausstin! Benjamin picks up TK and whips him into the ropes, bouncing off of the ropes himself and hitting a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2......... Kickout! COLE Tide has definitely turned in this one, Coach! COACH Absolutely, and I like the strategy of this team, as well! Keeping the big man fresh, Brock Ausstin has yet to legally enter this match! Benjamin whips TK hard into the corner, and catches him coming out with a Frankensteiner! He plays to the crowd, drawing boos, then tags Moss back in. Moss and Benjamin hit the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! and Moss covers as Benjamin gets out of the ring. COACH Come on, ref, get down there! 1.. 2...... Kickout! Moss gives TK a back suplex, then tags in Brock Ausstin. COLE And here comes Brock, first time in the match, legally. Brock picks up TK on his shoulder in a Canadian backbreaker, then drops into a sitdown position! COACH Wow, can you imagine the pain that TK must be experiencing right now? Brock picks up TK and double underhooks him, then lifts him up, holding him in the air, then dropping him on his back. He then tags Moss back in, and Moss hooks TK around the neck and right arm, dropping him with an STO backbreaker! Moss then rolls TK over onto his stomach. COLE Looks like he's setting TK up for that bow & arrow hold! And indeed, Moss puts the knees into the back and rolls TK over, bridging him over them! Moss pulls on the face and feet of TK as he's asked by the referee if he wants to give up. TK is able to get his arms over his head, and places his hands on the mat, attempting to push the hold over and roll to the ropes. After three tries, he finally rolls over onto his stomach on the mat, and gets a hand on the bottom rope. The referee administers a four-count, and Moss breaks the hold. COACH Well, Moss had the hold applied too low, I believe, or TK wouldn't have been able to reach the mat with his hands to push off there. Moss delivers a neckbreaker to TK, then Benjamin goes to the top rope. Moss meets him, and they set up a rocket launcher. COLE Wait a minute, no tag was made here! Moss tosses Benjamin off, but TK lifts the knees up and Benjamin lands on them! COLE And now TK with a chance to make a tag! TK inches over to his corner, but Moss picks him by the foot. TK picks himself up, and hits an enziguri on Moss, then rolls over and makes the tag to Alf! COLE Tag is made, and Alf is in there! Alf jumps in and takes down Benjamin with a clothesline! Alf takes Moss down with a clothesline! Brock jumps in and charges Alf, but Alf backdrops him over the top rope! COLE And Brock Ausstin sent to the floor by Alfdogg! Alf follows Brock out with a plancha, then hammers him with right hands! Alf then slides back into the ring and catches Benjamin with an overhead belly-to-belly! He then grabs Moss, and gives him a T-Bone suplex! Alf with a cover... 1... 2....... NO! Benjamin makes the save! Moss and Benjamin whip Alf into the ropes, but they both put their heads down. Alf kicks Benjamin, then gives Moss a fisherman's suplex! 1...... 2............... NO! Moss kicks out! Alf tags in Reject, and delivers a Northern Lights bomb to Moss! Reject goes to the top rope, and drops a leg! Cover... 1.... 2......... NO!!! Benjamin dives back in for the save! TK comes back into the ring holding his back, and sends Benjamin over the top rope with a clothesline! Brock Ausstin clotheslines Reject from the apron! COLE And Brock Ausstin with a cheap shot from the outside! TK grabs Moss in a side headlock, and Moss blind tags Brock, who stays on the apron. COLE The legal men are Brock Ausstin and Reject... Moss takes down TK, and hooks the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COLE Moss has it hooked, but neither of these men are legal! Reject springs up and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY~!!! COACH But Moss isn't legal, either! The referee gets Reject off of Moss, as Brock slowly creeps around the ring. TK picks up Moss, and sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!! But as TK picks up Moss, Reject turns around, and is kicked in the face by the feet of Moss! Reject staggers backwards...into an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH THERE'S the two legal men! Brock covers... 1..... 2........... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (9:49) COACH THERE IT IS!!! We've got Six-man tag champs! BUFFER [i]The winners of this contest...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team champions...the team of TEAM HEYROSS, and BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] The new champs celebrate with the belts, then make their way back to the locker room. In the ring, Alf helps Reject to his feet. COLE Well, a little miscommunication between Reject and Thunderk... Reject jerks away from Alf, and shoves TK with one hand, and begins shouting at him! COACH It looks like more than miscommunication right now, Cole! Reject points at his head while shouting at TK, as TK attempts to apologize. Alf comes to the side and attempts to smooth things over, and Reject shoves him to the side and walks back to the dressing room, leaving Alf and TK in the ring. COLE Well, trouble in paradise between the former Deadly Alliance, but Alf's got to get that out of his mind, because later on, it's a Christmas Deathmatch for the Heartland title as he challenges the champion, Chris Stevens! COACH And the first-EVER OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions, Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross!

Trish was the biggest camera hog, she was in like 2/3 of the pictures. Not that I'm complaining, of course.

New Power Rankings 1. Detroit 2. Dallas 3. San Antonio 4. LA Clippers 5. Memphis 6. Phoenix 7. Minnesota 8. Milwaukee 9. Indiana 10. Miami 11. Golden State 12. Cleveland 13. Denver 14. Chicago 15. LA Lakers 16. Houston 17. Philadelphia 18. Seattle 19. New Jersey 20. Sacramento 21. Washington 22. NO/OK 23. Orlando 24. Boston 25. Utah 26. New York 27. Atlanta 28. Toronto 29. Portland 30. Charlotte

If he wants out, get rid of him, I say. The stuff I've been reading is the Knicks, Cavs, and the Artest-for-Peja rumor that's been on and off for about two years now. That seems like the most logical choice of the three, but Peja can opt out at the end of this year, too. Artest for Ilgauskas was hinted at on ESPN.com. It sounds tempting, but as has been pointed out, the Cavs are current competition, plus, no matter who we end up trading him to, who becomes our defensive stopper on the perimeter? Those scouts had damn well better be right about Granger, is all I have to say. It's too bad Prince signed an extension, we could just trade Artest for Penny Hardaway and have his money to make a run at him. That's the thing about the NBA though, and I guess sports in general: People say they're "all about winning", but once they improve as players and get people calling them "top 20 talent" or whatever, egos eventually get in the way and they want trades to benefit themselves statistically (see also: Johnson, Joe), which makes his NY and Cleveland suggestions all the more laughable. Not to mention that Mike Brown, the Cavs' coach, was an assistant under Carlisle before this year.

MLK Day: San Antonio @ Memphis on TNT Jan. 25: Minnesota @ Memphis on ESPN That's all I'm seeing.