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All times EST Sun, Dec. 4 Boston @ New York, 1:00 Atlanta @ Phoenix, 8:00 Indiana @ Seattle, 8:00 Minnesota @ Sacramento, 9:00 Utah @ Portland, 9:00 Charlotte @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Dec. 5 San Antonio @ Orlando, 7:00 Dallas @ Chicago, 8:30 Minnesota @ Utah, 9:00 Miami @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Tue, Dec. 6 Dallas @ Indiana, 7:00 Toronto @ Washington, 7:00 LA Lakers @ Milwaukee, 8:00 NO/OK @ Memphis, 8:00 Boston @ Houston, 8:30 Atlanta @ Denver, 9:00 Portland @ Phoenix, 9:00 Cleveland @ Sacramento, 10:00 New York @ Seattle, 10:00 Wed, Dec. 7 Chicago @ Orlando, 7:00 LA Lakers @ Toronto, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Philadelphia, 7:00 New Jersey @ Charlotte, 7:30 Boston @ NO/OK, 8:00 Atlanta @ Utah, 9:00 Miami @ San Antonio, 9:00 ESPN Minnesota @ Portland, 10:00 New York @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Phoenix @ Golden State, 10:30 Thu, Dec. 8 Washington @ Indiana, 8:00 TNT Houston @ Sacramento, 10:30 TNT Fri, Dec. 9 Charlotte @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Denver @ Miami, 7:30 New Jersey @ Cleveland, 7:30 ESPN Dallas @ Memphis, 8:00 Boston @ San Antonio, 8:30 LA Lakers @ Chicago, 8:30 Seattle @ Utah, 9:00 New York @ Phoenix, 10:00 ESPN NO/OK @ Portland, 10:00 Detroit @ Golden State, 10:30 Sat, Dec. 10 Chicago @ Washington, 7:00 Denver @ Orlando, 7:00 San Antonio @ Atlanta, 7:00 Philadelphia @ New Jersey, 7:30 Toronto @ Charlotte, 7:30 LA Lakers @ Minnesota, 8:00 Memphis @ Indiana, 8:00 Boston @ Dallas, 8:30 Cleveland @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Sacramento @ Seattle, 10:00 Phoenix @ LA Clippers, 10:30

And Miami still needed overtime to beat them, even with Shaq back. Off-topic, I can't wait until college football is over so I can tell the 80 people with USC avatars apart from each other again. Nothing personal, just saying.

I sent a PM to EWC to see if he could write it so I could concentrate on Climax. I have Monday and Tuesday off, then I work eight straight nights and then go on vacation. If he can't write it, I guess I'll have to squeeze it in. I'll let you know when I get a reply.

I thought both Bulldogs were his brother & laws.

Cena/Angle/Carlito/Masters/Michaels/Kane. HHH and Show cost each other their matches, and have a singles match at the show.

The six-man finals should go as early as possible, too, since

I like the first one, but I think it would look better with the "Down" on the other side.

What does Hoff get when he cuts a baby's stomach with a razor blade? An erection

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ndpost&p=523446

Hoff is so fat, that when it rains, he uses the freeway for a Slip-N-Slide

Hoff is so fat, that when it rains, he uses the freeway for a Slip-N-Slide

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Sandman said on AIM he still needs a Game Genie to beat the first SMB, so don't feel bad Hoff

The emo Andre one is rather funny

Even if they beat Jax, I'd like to see the Colts play their guys against Seattle and then sit them, that way if they win they have that bit of a mental edge in case of a meeting in the SB.

Pacers beat the Wizards 111-87. Hou-Sac on TNT right now

[i]It Ain't Over for Me[/i] hits and boos fill the arena as World Champion Stephen Joseph walks out along with 24/7 champ Tha Puerto Rican and Vitamin X. COLE And it's time for more six-man action! BUFFER [i]The following is a first-round contest in the tournament to crown the first-ever OAOAST Six-man tag team champions! Here is the first team, at a total combined weight of 693 pounds...introducing first from Miami, Florida...VITAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!! Also, the OAOAST 24/7 champion and leader of the Lightning Crew, THA PUERRRRRRRTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! And the third and final member...the OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...STEEEEEEEEEEEEEPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN N JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] COLE Well, we've got two singles champions on this side, but this is about tag team wrestling, Coach! COACH Don't worry about that, these guys have everything under control! They're gonna win this match and advance in the tournament. [i]Simply Ravishing[/i] hits and Black T makes their way out along with their partner, Theodore Moneymaker. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 775 pounds...introducing first, TONY BRANNIGAN, DAN BLACK, collectively known as BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! Their tag team partner, is THEODORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONEYYYYYYYYYYYYMAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COLE Theodore Moneymaker, we understand, is the younger cousin of Tony Brannigan, Coach. COACH That's right, a lot of promise for this young guy, and he's certainly got good bloodlines! *DING DING DING* COLE And we're going to see him to start this one off! Teddy starts with Vitamin X. They tie up, and Teddy backs X into a corner. The referee separates them, and X comes out with a cheap shot and turns Teddy into the corner. X lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Teddy reverses X into the corner, and fires off three CHOPS~! of his own! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Teddy then whips X to the opposite corner, and gives him a BIG backdrop! Teddy then drops a fist! Then another! Cover... 1... 2..... Kickout! Teddy picks up X and delivers a suplex! PR then jumps into the ring, and is met with a hiptoss! SJ comes in, same result! All six men are now in the ring, and they brawl into corners. After trading blows, SJ, PR, and X are all whipped into each other out of the corners! X and PR roll to the floor, and Black clotheslines SJ over the top rope! COLE And Theodore Moneymaker, along with Black T, looking great in the early going of this contest! X slides back into the ring and tags in PR. PR goes to the eyes of Teddy, then gives him a Irish whip. PR puts his head down, however, and Teddy delivers a foot to the face and a clothesline! Teddy then whips PR into his (Teddy's) own corner, then points over at SJ, who attempts to step into the ring, which distracts the referee, allowing Black to hammer PR with forearms to the chest while Tony chokes him with the tag rope! Teddy goes back and joins in, delivering boots to the gut! Teddy then brings PR out of the corner with a gutwrench suplex, and covers... 1... 2....... Kickout! Teddy tags in Tony, who comes in and rakes the eyes of PR across his boot laces! He then picks PR up and gives him a rib-breaker, then runs off the ropes and drops an elbow! Cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! Tony gives PR a big bodyslam! He then tags in Dan Black, who comes off the top rope with a knee drop! Cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! COLE Wow, I thought that could have been it right there! Black then drives PR with a double arm DDT! He waits on PR to get up, then runs to the ropes, but X pulls the top strand down, sending Black crashing to the floor below! Tony comes in and complains to the referee, allowing SJ to go to the floor and shove Black into the ringpost! SJ then picks Black up and rolls him back into the ring, where PR covers... 1... 2..... Kickout! PR delivers a Russian legsweep to Black, then tags in SJ. SJ stomps Black on the mat, then picks him up and delivers a double chop to knock him back down to the mat. SJ then lifts himself up to the second rope, and drives an elbow into the heart! Cover... 1.. 2..... Kickout! SJ backs Black into the corner, and drives knees to the midsection. He then lifts him up onto the buckles, and follows him up. He delivers three right hands, then sets up a SUPERPLEX~! However, Black returns the right hands to the midsection of SJ, then tosses him from the suplex position back down to the mat! Black then stands up on the top rope, and comes off for the FLYING HEADBUTT~! However, SJ rolls out of the way, and Black crashes into the mat! COACH Black should have come down and tagged there, Cole! Golden opportunity now out the window for the team of Black T and Theodore Moneymaker! X tags in, and begins dancing around Black as he gets to his feet. X delivers a right hand! And another! X does the Shane O-Mac shuffle, then delivers a third punch, knocking Black to his feet! X then tags in PR, who sets up Black in suplex position. COACH Uh oh, Cole! It's time for the Corporate Trifecta! PR lifts Black, and drops him with one suplex! He rolls over and get to his feet, and delivers a second one! He gets to his feet once more...and holds Black in the air...carries him to the ropes, bouncing him off...but Black is somehow able to reverse to a DDT in mid-air! COLE What a counter by Dan Black, and now's the chance to make a tag! Black and PR both inch over to their corners, and tags are made to SJ and Tony, respectively! COLE And the tag is made and Tony Brannigan is back in! Big right hand sends SJ to the mat! X comes in and catches one himself! PR charges and gets dumped over the top rope! COACH Oh no, big fall PR just took right there! SJ nails Tony from behind. Tony reverses an Irish whip, however...and hits the OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE~!!!!!11111 COLE THERE IT IS!!! This one's history! 1........ 2................. NO!!! Vitamin X saves! COLE Oh, almost a winner there! X trades blows with Tony, which Tony comes out on top of. Tony whips X into the ropes, but puts his head down. X delivers an uppercut, which dazes Tony. Tony makes it back over to his corner and tags Teddy in, and X catches him coming in with a snap suplex! X picks him up for another one, but takes too much time playing to the crowd, and Teddy spins around and locks in a MILLION DOLLAR DREAM~!!! COLE Moneymaker with a Million Dollar Dream! Could this be it right here? As the referee ushers SJ out of the ring, PR slides in and clocks Teddy in the back of the head with the 24/7 belt! COLE OH NO! NOT THIS WAY! X rolls over and covers... 1...... 2............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!1 *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT! COACH OH YEAH, baby! Just like the Coach said, they're movin' on up in the tournament! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of VITAMIN X, THA PUERTO RICAN, and SSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN JOSEPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] [i]Know Your Role 99[/i] plays as the winners walk back to the locker room. COLE So the brackets are set for the semifinals next week, Coach! COACH That's right, in one semifinal match, it's going to be the team of Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross squaring off against the Originals contingent of Zack Malibu, Leon Rodez, and Peter Knight! And if I were those guys, I'd quit joking around back there about who Candie's baby's daddy is and get focused on this one. COLE Don't let what comes out of their mouths fool you, Coach, those guys are focused! And in the second matchup, it'll be the team we just saw, Stephen Joseph along with Tha Puerto Rican and Vitamin X, taking on the team of Thunderkid, Reject, and Alfdogg! COACH I'm really likin' the chances of SJ and PR to walk out of Climax BOTH double champions right now, Cole!

I figured you or Eski was going to do it, since you had that new guy you were going to introduce. Just tell me what you want done with him and what should happen with the finish and I'll write it, but it'll probably be late.

Is anyone writing that other six-man, by chance?

Jacques Rougeau was hilarious during his matches. I remember him calling Bushwhacker Butch a "chickenshit" loud enough for the whole arena to hear at RR90. Also, during a match with KVE in England (the one on World Tour 92 from CV), he yells out to a fan "Shut you big mouth, you bigmouth!"

[i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] BUFFER [i]The following is a first-round matchup in the tournament to crown the first-ever OAOAST Six-man tag team champions! Making their way to the ring first, accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 859 pounds...representing STEVENS/HEYROSS INCORPORATED, the team of JUMBOOOOO, JAY RICHARDS, and the OAOAST Heartland champion, CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEVENNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE A little more on the line in this matchup, Coach! As we know from last week, Alf will get a rematch against Chris Stevens for the Heartland title, and whichever one of their teams wins this first round matchup, they get to pick what type of match it will be! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid and Reject come down the aisle to a nice ovation. BUFFER [i]Their opponents weigh in at a total combined weight of 722 pounds...introducing first, the team of THHHHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] TK and Reject stop at the end of the aisle at ringside, and [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and the crowd roars as Alfdogg comes through the curtain and makes a mad dash towards the ring. BUFFER [i]And their partner...weighing in at two hundred...[/i] Buffer quickly drops the mike and dives out of the ring as all six men brawl in the ring! *DING DING DING* TK trades blows with Jumbo in the corner, as Stevens and Richards are clotheslined from the ring on opposite sides by Reject and Alf, respectively! Reject kicks Jumbo in the head from behind, then Reject, TK and Alf all go to the opposite corner and wait for Jumbo to come out. When Jumbo comes out, Reject and TK grab Alf in a headlock and drive him into Jumbo in a battering ram! Jumbo rolls to the outside as Richards comes in from behind Alf, but Alf blocks a right hand and gives him a foot to the gut. TK then picks up Reject in suplex position, and sets his legs on Richards' shoulders, then spins him around, and Richards is taken over the top! COLE Time to regroup for the S.H.I., as Alf's team comes out firing early! Reject awaits in the ring, as Jay Richards rolls in. Richards ties up with Reject, and gets caught in a headlock. He pushes Reject off into the ropes, then leapfrogs him on the way back and drops down for a reverse monkey flip, but Reject puts the brakes on and drops a fist! Richards gets up holding his face as Reject fires off kicks to the quadriceps, then delivers a spinkick, sending him down! Reject wrenches the arm and pulls him over to his corner, tagging in TK. TK hammers on the arm, then whips him to the ropes and hits a big clothesline! TK picks him up and PRESSES HIM OVERHEAD, then slams him down to the mat! COACH Great power shown by TK, with a big press slam to Jay Richards right there! Richards crawls to a neutral corner, where TK picks him up and drives knees to the abdomen. TK then tags Reject back in and picks up Richards in a hangman's hold. COACH Oh no, here's that big kick! Reject measures, and drives a HUGE roundhouse kick to the midsection of Richards! COACH WOW, I felt that one, what about you, Cole? COLE I sure did, but nobody like Jay Richards is right now, look at him gasping for air! Reject wrenches the arm of Richards, and delivers a back kick to the chin, sending him to the mat! Reject follows up with ROLLING THUNDER~! and a cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! Alf gets tagged in, much to the delight of the crowd, and delivers a snap suplex, then a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2........ Kickout! COLE Quick tags in and out, Alf's team doing all the right things right now! And there's another one! TK is tagged in after Alf delivers a back suplex. TK goes to the ropes, but takes a forearm to the back from Stevens, and turns around and clotheslines him off the apron! Jumbo is already out on the floor, however, and trips up TK, and drags him groin-first into the ringpost! COACH Well, that'll turn the tide of ANY match, I don't care who you are! COLE Thunderkid in tremendous pain now after getting caught in the wrong corner, and the tide has indeed turned here. Richards quickly tags out to Jumbo, who pulls TK out to the center of the ring, and comes off the ropes with an elbow! He stays in that position for the cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! COLE Very non-chelant cover by Jumbo there. Jumbo slams TK with ease, then tags in Chris Stevens. Stevens drops a big knee to the sternum, then covers... 1... 2..... Kickout! Stevens delivers a couple stomps, then goes to the top rope...and hits a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover... 1.... 2....... TK kicks out again! Stevens slams him down, and tags Jumbo back in. Jumbo goes to the top turnbuckle! COLE Jumbo going up, all 440 pounds... Jumbo leaps off for a splash, but misses as TK rolls out of the way! TK inches over to the corner and tags Alf! Alf quickly comes in and drives double axehandles to Jumbo, who is on all fours! Alf then runs to the ropes, and comes back with a short dropkick to the head! Alf then tags Reject, who springboards to the top rope and comes off with a legdrop to the back of Jumbo! Reject covers... 1.. 2...... NO!!! Stevens makes the save! Alf jumps in and knocks Stevens to the floor, and they brawl in the aisleway! As they go at it, TK comes off the top, but is caught by Jumbo in a powerslam! Jumbo then tags in Richards, who waits on TK to get up...and goes for the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 TK grabs onto the ropes, and Reject tags himself in as Richards pulls him away! Before Richards can lock it in, TK powers out, and Richards runs right into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 from Reject! COLE THERE'S THE EULOGY! Cover... 1....... 2.............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COACH Oh, no. COLE And Alf's team has advanced! And not only that, but Alf gets to pick the stips for his rematch! BUFFER [i]The winners of the contest...the team of ALFDOGG, THUNDERKID, and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] Alf rams Stevens into the guardrail, and heads for the ring. He grabs a mike. ALF Hey Chris, guess what...YOU LOSE! *crowd cheers* ALF Just like you're going to lose in ten days at Climax, when you defend the Heartland championship against yours truly...in a CHRISTMAS DEATH MATCH! *crowd EXPLODES* COLE Oh my GOD. A Christmas Deathmatch for the Heartland championship! Look at the look on the face of Chris Stevens! Alf smiles in the ring as Stevens has a shocked look on his face in the aisleway.

That's just a Comcast error. I get that shit all the time when it shuts down suddenly.

Czech, you're such an LOLZ

He actually said "goat boy."