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Anyone with the moniker "America's Team", for that matter.

New Power Rankings 1. Detroit 2. San Antonio 3. Memphis 4. Dallas 5. Indiana 6. LA Clippers 7. Phoenix 8. Milwaukee 9. Golden State 10. Minnesota 11. Cleveland 12. Miami 13. Denver 14. Chicago 15. NO/OK 16. Washington 17. Seattle 18. Philadelphia 19. Orlando 20. Sacramento 21. Boston 22. Utah 23. New Jersey 24. LA Lakers 25. Houston 26. New York 27. Portland 28. Charlotte 29. Toronto 30. Atlanta I think Phoenix should be above the Pacers and Clippers. And according to ESPN, there's heat between Ben Gordon and Scott Skiles because Gordon wants to start, and the Pacers are one of the teams interested should any trade talks come up. I'd love to somehow work a trade to get him and the expiring contract of Tim Thomas, who, along with Pollard, would give us $20 million of expiring contracts. Tinsley, Bender and Anthony Johnson for Ben Gordon and Tim Thomas. Make it happen.

All times in EST Sun, Nov. 27 Portland @ Atlanta, 2:00 Indiana @ LA Clippers, 3:30 New Jersey @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Nov. 28 Dallas @ Toronto, 7:00 New York @ Miami, 7:30 Orlando @ Boston, 7:30 New Jersey @ Denver, 9:00 NO/OK @ Golden State, 10:30 Tue, Nov. 29 Portland @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Dallas @ Milwaukee, 8:00 L.A. Clippers @ Minnesota, 8:00 Atlanta @ Houston, 8:30 L.A. Lakers @ San Antonio, 8:30 Orlando @ Chicago, 8:30 Indiana @ Utah, 9:00 Charlotte @ Sacramento, 10:00 Wed, Nov. 30 L.A. Clippers @ Cleveland, 7:00 Memphis @ Toronto, 7:00 Miami @ Atlanta, 7:00 Portland @ Washington, 7:00 Chicago @ New York, 7:30 Detroit @ New Jersey, 7:30 Philadelphia @ Boston, 7:30 Indiana @ Phoenix, 9:00 NO/OK @ Denver, 9:00 Charlotte @ Seattle, 10:00 Sacramento @ Golden State, 10:30 Thu, Dec. 1 San Antonio @ Dallas, 8:00 TNT L.A. Lakers @ Utah, 10:30 TNT Fri, Dec. 2 Milwaukee @ Washington, 7:00 Toronto @ Atlanta, 7:00 Chicago @ Boston, 7:30 New York @ Detroit, 8:00 ESPN Orlando @ Memphis, 8:00 Philadelphia @ NO/OK, 8:00 Denver @ Phoenix, 9:00 Indiana @ Portland, 10:00 Miami @ Sacramento, 10:00 Charlotte @ Golden State, 10:30 Cleveland @ Seattle, 10:30 ESPN Minnesota @ L.A. Lakers, 10:30 Sat, Dec. 3 Toronto @ New Jersey, 8:00 Detroit @ Chicago, 8:30 Memphis @ Houston, 8:30 NO/OK @ Dallas, 8:30 Orlando @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Philadelphia @ San Antonio, 8:30 Miami @ Denver, 9:00 Cleveland @ L.A. Clippers, 10:30

That's sort of odd that Brown would have pushed for that Jalen Rose trade, since Rose played the least minutes of his career in the one year he played under him. Bird's the one who made him into a star.

Hoff thinks people actually like him.

Fixed

But I thought CWM got turned down?

I don't think some people are fully grasping the concept of under/over rated. How can Carlito and Masters be overrated if everyone thinks they're terrible.

Wrestler of the Year: Eddie Guerrero Feud of the Year: JBL vs John Cena Match of the Year: Shawn Michaels vs Shelton Benjamin Best Brawler: JBL Best High Flier: Rey Misterio Best Tag Team: MNM, I guess. Most Underrated: JBL Most Overrated: Matt Hardy Best Promos: Eddie Guerrero Best PPV: WrestleMania Worst PPV: New Year's Revolution

Excuse me?

You still got me, Sandman

From the ROYAL ALBERT HALL~!, to be exact. First round, OAOAST Six-Man tag team tournament Alfdogg, Thunderkid & Reject vs Chris Stevens, Jay Richards & Jumbo Black T & Theodore Moneymaker vs Stephen Joseph, The Puerto Rican & Vitamin X

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[i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alf makes his way to the ring with a microphone. COLE Well, I don't have Alf on my schedule on right now, Coach, but apparently he's got something to say! ALF Last Sunday, at November Reign, all you people witnessed the pecking order as it pertains to factions in the history of the OAOAST. Now that that's out of the way, it's time for the Heartland title to come home where it belongs! *crowd cheers* ALF I'm ready to use my rematch clause, and I'm ready to use it TONIGHT! Get out here, Chris Stevens! COACH Alf came out and got right to the point, Cole! HHH should be taking notes right now! [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] Chris Stevens comes out and stands in the entranceway. COACH Here he comes, Cole! Are we gonna get a match tonight? STEVENS You know, Alf, as much as I'd love to come down and beat your brains in again, and retain my Heartland championship...I can't. *crowd boos* STEVENS You see, due to the injuries I've sustained thanks to the ILLEGAL LIGHTTUBES used last night, I was given STRICT orders from my doctors after the show to stay out of Heartland matches for three weeks. *crowd boos* ALF Three weeks, huh? So that would allow you to defend your belt on...December the 18th, that would be Climax, am I correct? *crowd cheers* ALF Let's make a little bet, Stevens. Say next week, you and your buddies Richards and Jumbo score a win over my team in the six-man tournament. Should that happen, I'll let you choose what kind of match we have at Climax. Should you lose...I'LL be choosing the match, and I've already got the perfect match in mind. *crowd cheers* STEVENS You know what? I've already kicked your ass once, and took this belt from you. I'll be glad to do it again at Climax, in a match of MY choice. I accept your challenge. [i]WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] COLE Well, there we go, Coach! We've got it for Climax, Alf gets his rematch for the Heartland gold! COACH And he'll have a chance to choose the stip next week, it's Alfdogg, Thunderkid and Reject facing off against Chris Stevens, Jay Richards and Jumbo in another first-round match of the Six-Man championship tournament! COLE And the final matchup of the first round, the World champion, Stephen Joseph, teams with the 24/7 champion Tha Puerto Rican and Vitamin X, as they take on the team of Black T, and their partner, Theodore Moneymaker!

I wrote Theodore Moneymaker into the end of this segment, if Tony or Eski reads this before the show's posted. I didn't know how you guys wanted him introduced.

You do realize this means more Masters in the main event.

Dawn Marie

And Alf vs the 70's Dude from the Indiana State Fair. Forgot that one.

While we're nominating our own matches, I'll go ahead and throw a few of my own out Alf vs Sandman, AngleMania Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell, AngleSlam TV matches SJ vs Zack vs Alf 10-team survivor match both from Thanksgiving HD Hopefully I can make the Heartland match from this year's Climax a qualifier, as well.

Actually, if you go to any GameStop/FuncoLand/etc., they're all fairly easy to find except for the first one.

Everytime I read about a trade rumor, it seems, the line "the Knicks are offering Malik Rose" is included.

I wonder what will bring the ugliest result tonight...Pacers/Suns, or IU/Duke

OAOAST Heartland title, Christmas Deathmatch Chris Stevens © vs Alfdogg OAOAST Six-man tag team championship tournament finals Alfdogg, Thunderkid, & Reject vs Brock Ausstin & Team Heyross