alfdogg

To be announced at November Reign

OAOAST World title Stephen Joseph © vs Zack Malibu vs Alfdogg Survivor Series style match Sooner Bruisers, Sk8er Boiz, Heavenly Rockers, Love Doctors, & Los Diablos de Fuego vs New New Midnight Express, Team Heyross, South Central Militia, Hell's Hitmen, & Los Conquistadores

And Avril Lavigne

That's just a Trillian error. I get that shit all the time when it shuts down suddenly.

Both sides are acting like idiots.

I personally think it's ridiculous to judge right now who will be All-Stars in February, but if I had to make starting squads right now, they'd look like this West G: Kobe Bryant G: Ray Allen F: Elton Brand F: Tim Duncan C: Marcus Camby Reserves Kevin Garnett Shawn Marion Dirk Nowitzki Steve Nash Tony Parker Jason Richardson Yao Ming East: G: Allen Iverson G: Dwyane Wade F: LeBron James F: Jermaine O'Neal C: Ben Wallace Reserves Ron Artest Andre Igoudala Paul Pierce Gilbert Arenas Richard Hamilton Michael Redd Zydrunas Ilgauskas And I also noticed that Vince Carter is now on the ballot as a guard, meaning he won't be able O'Neal or Artest's rightful spots on the team as a result of all the idiots who vote for him. And would you believe Mehmet Fucking Okur is the highest scoring center in the league.

Ludvig Borga?

Lashley's only been on the main roster for a month. If you put him in the main event now, people will shit all over it, no matter who he's in there with. I'd go so far as to say it would bring in worse buyrates than JBL's early ones. There are tons of marks for Taker and/or Orton out there, that I'm sure would order the PPV based on that match. They could do a lot worse than this, trust me.

He should wear Rey's bodysuit from HH97

I'd say everyone on that list used them besides Owen and Steamboat.

Because that post was just filled with non-Orton hate. A lot more people are going to buy Orton/Taker than JBL/Lashley as a main event, and it's downright stupid to suggest otherwise.

Also true.

Don't you guys know, Kennedy repeats his last name. He truly can do no wrong

...what?

[i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] COLE And a lot of people have been waiting for this one, Coach! COACH You're not kidding, Cole! The reunion of the Deadly Alliance, for one night only, taking on the S.H.I., and here they come down the aisle! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Survivor-Series style match! Introducing the first team, being led to the ring by RICK HEYROSS, and JUMBO...the team members include CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMM HEYROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* [i]and the OAOAST Heartland champion, CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSTEVENNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Collectively, they are known as STEVENS/HEYROSS INNNNNNNNNNNNNNCORPORATED!!!!![/i] The team gets ready in the ring. [i]Kick Some Ass[/b] by Stroke 9 hits, and the crowd pops MASSIVELY as the Deadly Alliance comes through the curtains. COLE And this is a sight I thought I'd never see again, Coach! BUFFER [i]Their opponents...introducing first...THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]former Heavyweight champion of the WORLD, ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]and the most sadistic, masochistic, motherfucker ever to set foot in a wrestling ring...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] (that's even funnier when you imagine Buffer actually saying it) [i]Collectively known, for ONE NIGHT ONLY, as the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] COACH Well, Alf said he'd make everyone regret what happened at World Without End, and he's got the guy! The one person with a mind more SICK, more TWISTED, more DEMENTED, more PERVERTED than his own, the Sandman 9000! *DING DING DING* COLE And here we go! Reject and Charlie Moss start things off. A tieup, and Moss takes Reject over with an armdrag, then does the "wipe the sweat from his brow and fling it on the opponent" taunt. Reject chases Moss back into a neutral corner, and Charlie sticks his head through the ropes to keep him off as the referee holds him back. COACH I see Alf's got everyone aggressive for this match, but that could work against them if they lose their focus, Cole! As the two approach each other again, Reject hits Moss with a straight kick to the gut, then follows with a Japanese arm drag! Reject backs Moss into the ropes, but Moss reverses a whip. Moss leapfrogs Reject, then drops to his back for a reverse monkey flip, but Reject sees it coming, stops and drops a fist! Moss gets up holding his face, and walks into a spin kick! Benjamin and Richards jump into the ring and meet the same fate! TK joins his partner in the ring, and sets him up for a suplex! COLE What's this move? TK lifts Reject up in a vertical suplex as Brock Ausstin comes into the ring, then brings him back down so that Reject's ankles are around Brock's neck! TK then spins Reject around, and Reject is able to grab the ropes and take Brock over them with a headscissors! TK then catches Chris Stevens coming in with a superkick, sending him over the top to the floor! COACH WOW! I've never seen anything like that! COLE Very innovative in double-team maneuvers are Thunderkid and Reject, no doubt about it. S.H.I. regroups on the floor as Alf gets into the ring. He then calls Sandman into the ring, as well, causing the fans to become giddy. COLE Oh my God, what is the DA planning right here? Alf picks up Sandman in a fallaway slam position...then TK and Reject pick Alf up on their shoulders! COACH ...you've got to be kidding me!!! Alf, sitting atop TK and Reject's shoulders, tosses Sandman OVERHEAD ONTO THE S.H.I. ON THE FLOOR!!!!! COLE UNBELIEVABLE!!! Sandman then calmly gets up, as the crowd does dueling chants of "SAND-MAN!" "HO-LY SHIT!", and walks back over to his corner. Alf then runs to the ropes, and TK and Reject backdrop him over onto the S.H.I. once again! Brock gets up quickly, and he and Alf begin slugging it out. The rest of the S.H.I. begin to come to, and Alf is outnumbered on the floor... ...until Reject takes out the entire crowd with a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COACH They're breaking out the heavy artilery early on in this one, Cole! COLE And speaking of heavy artilery... TK goes up to the top turnbuckle, and waits on the crowd of people to get up. Jay Richards and Quentin Benjamin slowly climb into the ring. When everyone else finally makes it to their feet, TK hits a SHOOTING STAR PRESS into the crowd of people! COACH AMAZING show of athleticism by the 250-pound Thunderkid! Jay Richards walks to the other side of the ring, and waits on the crowd of people to get up once again. He then runs to the ropes, and somersaults over them to the apron, faking everyone out! He then points to Quentin Benjamin, who springs to the top rope, and executes a 450 SPLASH onto the pile of wrestlers! COACH GREAT teamwork by Jay Richards and Quentin Benjamin of S.H.I.! Richards caps it all off by climbing backwards to the top rope, and diving off with a MOONSAULT!!!!! The crowd is going absolutely BALLISTIC at the show being put on! COLE And LISTEN to these people! They're loving this! COACH Who are the legal men? COLE As far as I know, there have been no tags made, so it's still Reject and Charlie Moss! Everyone VERY slowly gets up and goes back to their places, and Moss tags in Jay Richards. Richards has somehow gotten brass knucks, and takes a wild swing at Reject...who ducks, and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE THE EULOGY~!!! HE HIT IT!!! Reject rolls over and tags Alf, who goes to the top rope...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Reject raises his finger in the air to count along with the crowd and the referee... 1..... 2..................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we've got our first elimination, it's down to 4-on-4, an even contest! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Jay Richards (4:57) eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ However, Team Heyross jumps into the ring and hits Alf with a DOUBLE SUPERKICK~! COACH Team Heyross quick to get back to work, and now their side has the advantage! COLE And it's Quentin Benjamin, from the University of Oregon, in there with the former World champion, Alfdogg! COACH And what a feather in the cap it would be for this kid if he were to score a victory here against Alf! Benjamin gives Alf a snap suplex! He then tries a kick to the midsection, but Alf catches the foot! Alf spins Benjamin around, but Benjamin catches him with a windmill kick! Benjamin then picks up Alf, and executes a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! COLE And it could happen right here! 1... 2........... NO! Alf gets a shoulder up! COACH WOW, beautifully executed move from Quentin Benjamin, and he almost DID get it right there! Benjamin gives Alf an overhead belly-to-belly, then tags Moss in. Moss backs Alf into the ropes, and TK tags himself in, unbeknownst to Moss. Moss pulls Alf away from the ropes, and gives him a back suplex, then sets up the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! TK makes his way to the top rope undetected, and comes off, catching Moss with a SUNSET FLIP! 1........ 2............. NO! Moss slides out! However, he walks right into a BIG clothesline from TK! TK then picks up Moss, and DRIVES him with a fallaway slam! TK sits on the mat for a second, and tags Reject back in. TK picks up Moss in a hangman's hold, and Reject measures him...then hits a MASSIVE buzzsaw kick to the midsection! COACH And THERE'S another one of those innovative double team moves from TK and Reject, and that could break a rib VERY easily! Moss holds his midsection and rolls around on the mat as TK leaves the ring. Reject drops a quick legdrop, then runs to the other side of the ring and comes back with ROLLING THUNDER~! Reject covers... 1.... 2........... Moss kicks out! COACH And I should also point out, this has basically been a three-on-three match so far, as far as inside the ring goes...Sandman, Chris Stevens and Brock Ausstin have yet to legally enter this match! S.H.I. failed to utilize their one-man advantage, and as a result, they no longer have it! Reject runs to the ropes, and Quentin Benjamin gives him a kick to the back of the head! Moss catches Reject with a STO-backbreaker, then locks in the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COACH The MOSSY KNOLL~! is locked in! Where's the referee? COLE Referee tied up with Quentin Benjamin, Coach! Alf hops off the apron, and grabs a lighttube from under the apron, tossing it to Sandman! COACH Wait a minute, this isn't right! Sandman enters the ring, and BLASTS Moss from behind in the head with the lighttube! TK then climbs into the ring, and he and Reject hit the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 Reject covers as the referee turns around... 1...... 2................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH THEY CHEATED! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! COLE Down to 4-on-3!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Charlie Moss (8:23) eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject gets up, and runs over to dropkick Quentin Benjamin, who is up on the top rope, sending him down crotch-first on the top! Reject then tags Alf back in, and Alf runs to the corner with Benjamin, getting on the second rope, and taking him off the buckles with a T-BONE SUPLEX~!!! COACH WHOA! A second-rope T-Bone from Alf right there on Quentin, and now it looks like he's going to be finished off! Alf goes around to Benjamin's feet, and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE Sharpshooter is locked in! Will we go down to 4-2 here? Benjamin is right by the ropes, but Alf pulls him right back to the middle! Benjamin screams out in pain, but tries one last time to reach the ropes, before Alf REALLY sits back on the hold, and BENJAMIN TAPS~!!! COLE And Quentin Benjamin taps out! Nice showing by the young guy while he was in there, but now it's down to 4-on-2! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Quentin Benjamin (9:17) eliminated by: Alfdogg (submission) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock Ausstin slowly climbs into the ring and waits on Alf, giving him a kick to the midsection, then lifting him up...for an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 Cover... COLE OH MY! Could this be it for Alf? 1...... 2..................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH WHOA!!!!! First elimination on the DA side, and look who it is! COLE HUGE elimination for Brock and Chris Stevens, who applauds on the apron and has STILL not legally entered this match yet! This is Brock's first time himself! COACH Yeah, but look at TK and Reject, they're pretty worn out, Cole! Brock came in fresh as a daisy, he bided his time, swarmed on Alf, and now he's history! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Alfdogg (9:50) eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Speaking of fresh, Sandman ALSO has yet to enter this match. COACH Well, I think he realizes the fate that awaits him should he get in there with Brock Ausstin! Brock said he's NOT afraid of the Sandman, and he's going to show it tonight, Cole! COLE Well, we'll find out, right now it's Brock Ausstin and Thunderkid. Brock pounds on the back of TK with forearms, then whips him hard into the corner. TK walks out slowly, and Brock gives him a BIG backdrop! COLE WHAT ELEVATION on that backdrop! Thunderkid is *250 POUNDS!* AMAZING strength from Brock Ausstin! Brock then tags in Chris Stevens. COLE And NOW Chris Stevens tags in, now that Alf has been eliminated! COACH Wait a minute, Cole, what are you implying? Stevens picks up TK and hits a Northern Lights suplex with a bridge! 1.... 2....... TK kicks out! Chris drops a knee to the sternum, then whips TK into the ropes and hits a high knee. He then picks up TK and hits a DDT, then tags Brock back in. Brock picks up TK in a PRESS SLAM, and slams him hard down to the mat. Brock plants a foot on TK's chest, getting a two-count. COLE Not gonna get a pin like that in this match. COACH Well I think he knows that, Cole, I think he's just trying to show him who the boss is in this ring right now! Brock grabs TK in a rear waistlock, then powers him over backwards with a release German suplex, in such fashion that TK flips over all the way onto his stomach! COLE Such awesome power, I mean TK is 250 pounds and a very powerful man in his own right, and he's being absolutely manhandled by Brock Ausstin right now! Brock turns TK over onto his back, and tags Stevens back in. Stevens goes to the top rope, and comes off with a big elbowdrop! Cover... 1.... 2......... NO! TK kicks out again! COLE But TK refusing to quit in this matchup! Stevens picks up TK, and gives him a backbreaker, then tags Brock back in again. Brock whips TK hard into the corner, but eats feet on a charge! Brock is groggy, but comes at him again, with the same result! TK then runs at Brock, and attempts a hurricanrana, but Brock catches him and gives him a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! COACH Well, TK with some momentum going, but Brock Austin just TOO good on this night. COLE Look at this, now BROCK'S going upstairs! Brock goes to the top rope, but comes down again right into the raised feet of TK! Brock slouches down in the corner, as TK struggles over to his! Right as TK gets to his corner, Stevens jumps into the ring and distracts the referee as TK tags Reject! However, before Reject can do any damage, the referee forces him out, as he didn't see the tag! Brock picks up TK and holds him for a superkick...but TK moves out of the way, and Stevens kicks Brock! COACH ...oh no. TK crawls over to the corner, and TAGS SANDMAN!!! The crowd goes NUTS~!!! COLE HERE WE GO!!! SANDMAN'S FIRST LEGAL ACTION! Stevens gets a wide-eyed look on his face, as Sandman delivers blows to the midsection! Sandman bounces off the ropes, and takes down Stevens with a YAKUZA KICK~!!! COLE THERE'S A YAKUZA KICK~! That's always been a trademark move of Sandman's! Sandman turns slowly, and makes a "come here" signal to Reject, who responds by throwing him a lighttube! Sandman slams the lighttube over the head of Stevens, in clear view of the referee! The ref goes to signal for the bell, but Brock stops his hand. COACH What??? COLE What is Brock Ausstin telling this referee? Brock talks to the ref for a bit, then gets across the ring from Sandman, who grabs another lighttube. Brock waves at him, as if to say "bring it on!" COACH Oh, here we go! Brock didn't want a disqualification! Brock wants to prove that he's not afraid of the Sandman or of anybody! Sandman finally walks over to Brock, and NAILS him over the head with the lighttube...which doesn't break! Brock falls to the outside, unconscious! COACH What the hell??? Sandman starts peeling the lightbulb remnants off, to reveal a billy club in disguise! The referee counts Brock, who isn't so much as budging! ONE!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE Brock Ausstin is GONE!!!!! COACH That's not fair, Cole! Sandman had to use a weapon to get it done! COLE Hey, it's Brock's fault for having the disqualification rule waived, which is obviously what was going on in that conversation! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Brock Ausstin (14:03) eliminated by: countout ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And now...it's THREE on ONE, Coach. All three men have lighttubes, and are surrounding Stevens. They continue to circle Stevens until he finds an opening and slides out into the aisleway. Stevens taunts them as he backs up, not knowing Alfdogg is on his way back to the ring, and he grabs Stevens by the trunks and tosses him back inside! Sandman blasts him from behind with a lighttube! TK and Reject then wait for him to get to his feet, and perform a CONCHAIRTO with their lighttubes! Sandman then picks him up off the canvas, delivers a foot to the gut, and plants him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And that should do it for this one! 1.. 2............ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Chris Stevens (15:02) eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]The winners of this contest...the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [i]Kick Some Ass[/i] by Stroke 9 hits as the DA, including Alf, walks back down the aisle victorious. COLE Arguably the greatest faction in the history of wrestling, The Deadly Alliance, back for one night only, stand victorious. The four DA members all raise each other's hands at the entryway as the crowd showers them with cheers. ************* COLE Folks, I'm very pleased to announce that starting this Thursday on HeldDOWN~!, GM Calvin Szechstein has ruled an 8-team tournament to start, which will crown the first-ever OAOAST SIX-MAN tag team champions! The finals will be held at Climax, Coach! *the brackets are shown on the big screen.* COACH That's exactly right, Cole, and look at the matchups set for this Thursday! COLE In one matchup, the Spanish Fly forms a unique partnership with the Sooner Bruisers, and they'll be taking on three guys we just saw in there, Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross from the S.H.I.! COACH And look at this one Cole! Zack Malibu, Leon Rodez, and Peter Knight join forces to take on the trio of Jamie O'Hara, and the Global Party Exchange! COLE Be sure to tune in to HeldDOWN~! to catch every minute of the action!

COLE Well, Coach, we're getting ready to see The Deadly Alliance reunited, for one night only, arguably the greatest organization of all time, to take on the S.H.I. COACH That's right, and if you look on the OAOAST website, the Deadly Alliance T-shirts were put back on sale, once this match was announced three weeks ago. You see a lot of them in the crowd tonight, but I had no idea how well they were actually doing. The top selling shirt in wrestling, since they went back on sale the first week of the month. It's amazing the following that these guys have, Cole. COLE It certainly is, Coach! Now, let's take a look at how this entire thing unfolded! [i]Jay Richards rolls into the ring and grabs a chair, as Stevens makes it to his knees. Richards has a sadistic smile on his face. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Jay Richards never left ringside! This spells BIG trouble for Chris Stevens! Alf slides back into the ring...and as he does, Richards turns around and BLASTS HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!!! The crowd showers Richards with boos, who turns and looks at Stevens again, keeping the smile the whole time. Stevens then rises up and joins in on the smile, then embraces Richards with a big hug! COACH Oh, MAN! I love it!!! COLE There was never any dissention! This was all a big RUSE by the CSI!!! Stevens gets down and covers Alf... 1........................ COLE DAMN IT!!! NO!!! 2................................................ COLE NOT THIS WAY!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE YES!!! Alf able to kick out! Richards gets down and holds the arms of Alf, motioning Jumbo into the ring for the XL SPLASH~!!! Jumbo rolls in and runs to the ropes, but Alf pulls Richards forward, causing him to get splashed by his own cohort! Alf then delivers a LOW BLOW to Stevens!!! Just then, TEAM HEYROSS makes its way down to the ring! COLE And help is on the way for Alf! Alf has Stevens positioned for a powerbomb, when Quentin Benjamin slides in and hits Alf with a superkick!!!!! COLE WHAT THE HELL!!!!! This has turned into a five-on-one affair here! Moss sets up Alf on the ropes, and Benjamin jumps over the back with a guillotine!!! They then take Alf down with a DOUBLE GOOZLE, and Stevens covers again... COLE DAMMIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! 1................. 2................................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up yet again! COLE UNBELIEVABLE~!!! Alf STILL refuses to quit! Stevens lets Alf rise to all fours, and suddenly, Heyross runs back through the curtains, and through one side of the ring to the other! Brock Ausstin follows, and the CSI and Team Heyross quickly clear the ring! Brock stops at the ropes and stares down Heyross, as Alf struggles to his feet...and suddenly, BROCK TURNS AND DELIVERS AN F-STUNNER-5 TO ALF!!!!! COLE ... COACH OHHHHH, BABY!!! The CSI is BACK, SON! Brock gives an evil grin to Alf on the mat, and Stevens slides in and covers... 1....................... 2................................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE I'll be DAMNED!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER The winner of the contest...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! COLE I don't believe this! This was all a premeditated plan by the Heyross conglomerate and the CSI, which seemingly, once again now, includes Brock Ausstin! And as a result, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion, and his name is Chris Stevens! *screen fades to black, then returns* *as Heyross speaks, the S.H.I. is shown walking to the ring together for the first time.* HEYROSS LAST NIGHT, when Jay Richards said that the CSI was dead...well, guess what? It IS DEAD!!! COLE What? HEYROSS Because what you see in the ring right now, is THE MOST POWERFUL force in the HISTORY of the OAOAST! JAY RICHARDS!!! *crowd boos, as Richards smacks his chest and holds his arms out* BROCK AUSSTIN!!! *crowd boos as Brock does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!* The big man, JUMBO!!! *crowd boos as Jumbo raises his hands and his tongue hangs from his mouth* CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEAM HEYROSS!!! *crowd boos as Team Heyross poses in opposite corners* CHRIS STEVENS, and yours truly, RICK HEYROSS, we give to you, STEVENS! HEYROSS! INCORPORATED! *crowd boos* *screen fades to black, then returns* *Team Heyross, then Thunderkid & Reject are shown making there entrances as Michael Cole speaks.* COLE The winner of this tag match will receive a World Tag Team title match next week! COLE CATEGORY SIX~!!!!!11111 THEY HIT IT!!! TK covers, but the referee is distracted by Rick Heyross, who has come back to ringside! Behind the referee's back, the remaining S.H.I. members run to ringside, including Brock Ausstin, who delivers an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 to TK!!! COLE Wait a minute, it's the damn S.H.I.! Brock Ausstin interfering in the match with an F-STUNNER-5 to TK! Stevens pulls Reject from the ring, and delivers a DIAMOND CUTTER on the floor!!! COACH And the champ with a Diamond Cutter to Reject on the outside! COLE NO, not this way! Benjamin slides back in and covers TK... 1................. 2......................................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT!!! Team Heyross steals one thanks to the S.H.I.! BUFFER The winners of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! The S.H.I. continues its assault... COACH Hold on, we're being told to cut to the back... The crowd goes CRAZY as they see Alfdogg, with a black eye his forehead bandaged, burst through the doors with baseball bat in hand! COACH Oh my GOD. Alf finally emerges through the curtain as the crowd hits a fever pitch, and jogs to the ring, delivering a MASSIVE swing to the gut of Jumbo! COLE ALFDOGG IS HERE! And the S.H.I. better head for the hills! Alf slides into the ring, driving the top of the bat into the head of Charlie Moss, as the rest of the S.H.I. high-tails it to the front of the aisleway! Alf then starts to choke Moss out with the bat, but Quentin Benjamin drags his partner from the ring as Alf stares them down. Alf then sees TK & Reject headed towards the aisleway, and hops out of the ring, and the three give chase to the S.H.I., who hightail it for a waiting limo backstage! Alf busts out the back of the windshield with the bat as the car's driving off, and TK tosses a trash can at it. *screen fades to black, then returns* JOSH Josh Matthews backstage, I'm waiting on Stevens/Heyross Incorporated... Suddenly, Josh is grabbed by the jacket by Brock Ausstin and forced to follow him down the hall. STEVENS Have we got a job for YOU, Josh! We just came out of the office of Mr. Szechstein, and he wants us to ensure that Alf doesn't show up tonight. So we're on our way to Alf's place right now, to PERSONALLY give him the night off, and you're going to get the scoop. Brock throws Josh into a limo, where Jay Richards and Jumbo are sitting. Brock and Chris get inside and the limo speeds off, with a destination of Indiana. SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 for Heyross, who got up on the apron! COLE SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 Heyross had no business on the apron, serves him right! Benjamin has reached into his tights, and pulled out a set of brass knuckles! Zack walks over to Benjamin, and gets CLOCKED with the knucks as the ref attempts to get Heyross off of the apron! COACH But you see what Heyross did, he sacrificed himself so his team could win the tag team titles! Benjamin covers, and the crowd boos LOUDLY as the referee drops to count... 1................ 2............................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! ZACK KICKS OUT!!!!! COLE ONLY TWO!!! COACH SO, SO CLOSE for Team Heyross! Suddenly, Benjamin looks up at the big screen, which shows the rest of S.H.I. getting out of the limo earlier in the day, accompanied by guards, presumably having found the residence of Alfdogg. RICHARDS According to Calvin, this is the place. STEVENS Here we are, 100 South Capitol Avenue... The crowd busts out in laughter as the camera goes to the wide shot. JOSH ...you guys, this is the RCA Dome. STEVENS What...are you sure you got the right address? RICHARDS This is what Calvin gave me! 100 South Capitol Avenue! JOSH If you don't mind my saying, I think you guys have been duped. S.H.I. throws a tantrum on the sidewalk. STEVENS Come on, we've got to get back to the arena! Team Heyross stares at the screen, then go back to work on Zack, setting him up on Moss's shoulders. Suddenly, the crowd ERUPTS as Alfdogg runs out, with Reject and Thunderkid in tow! Alf has a kendo stick, and takes a home run swing at Moss, hitting him in the midsection! The ref spots the shot and calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* Alf catches Benjamin coming in with a shot to the midsection, then one to the back! Thunderkid drops Moss with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 Reject then pushes him out of the ring, and TK lifts Benjamin, and Reject joins in for the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 Alf goes up to the top...FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 At this point, the remainder of S.H.I. runs to the ring, as Alf, TK and Reject depart and move to the aisleway. Alf has a mic, as does Stevens. STEVENS All right Alf. I BEAT you at World Without End, and took your Heartland title. Why can't you just accept that? *crowd boos* I mean, last week, you already put Jumbo on the shelf, what do you want from us? ALF I'll tell you what I want. I want the five of you guys at November Reign, in an Elimination Rules match. You'll be facing myself, Thunderkid, Reject, and there's one other person. *crowd cheers, as S.H.I. laughs in the ring.* STEVENS Who could you POSSIBLY have acquired that would delude you into thinking you could defeat Stevens/Heyross Incorporated a man down? ALF Well, this is all I have to say. You know, they say two is company...THREE is a crowd...but FOUR, can be a very DEADLY number. *the crowd starts to get excited, as Alf points to the big screen.* The lights in the arena dim, then begin going crazy, as does the crowd! The lights act as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COACH Oh my GOD. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The lights come back on, and the crowd is at a fever pitch as the S.H.I. has collectively shit a brick in the ring. *screen fades to black, then returns* COLE And here comes Brock Ausstin, attempting to qualify for a shot at the World championship next week on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! But it'll be no easy task getting there, Coach! COACH Brock with a steel chair now, no referee! ALF Brock's doing what he's got to do to get into that match next week, I gotta respect... Alf is cut off as he's BLASTED in the head with the chair! COLE HEY! What the hell are you doing? Alf lays on the floor and removes his headset as Brock goes back into the ring and lays the chair down on the mat. He then sets Zack up for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 But as he lines Zack up with the chair on the mat... The lights in the arena dim, and the crowd ERUPTS. The lights then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COACH Oh my GOD, there's that music again! Brock drops Zack to the mat and stares at the entryway as oud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” COLE Could it be??? The lights continue to dart and flash as Brock grabs the chair back off the mat and goes over to the ropes. The music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The lights come back on, and the crowd is going nuts as Brock continues to stand at the ropes. COLE Look at the look on Brock's face! This is the first time I've ever seen him...he appears to be scared, Coach! COACH ...I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you're right, Cole! Brock steps back with the chair in both hands, then turns around...right into SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 from Zack, sending the chair right back into his face! COLE SCHOOL'S OUT! SCHOOL'S OUT! ZACK HIT IT!!! Alf delivers a right hand to Rick Heyross outside the ring, then gives him a vertical suplex on the floor, as the referee comes to and Zack covers... 1............... 2................................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE ZACK WINS!!! Zack's going to Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! for a shot at the World title! *Brock stares at Alf from the ring angrily.* *screen fades to black, then returns.* *Alf, then Zack, then SJ are show making their entrances.* COLE And it's time for the World championship to be on the line, in a triple threat match! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!!! That's Chris Stevens, the Heartland champion! Stevens waits for Alf to gets to his feet, then dashes at him with his belt! However, Alf ducks, and Zack takes the shot instead! Alf clotheslines Stevens to the floor! Leon Rodez, upset about the miscarriage of justice towards his partner, runs out and attacks Stevens on the floor! COACH Alf's going to the top again, as it's chaos on the floor now! Alf hits Zack with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2................. ..... Brock Ausstin is at ringside, and pulls Alf to the outside! COLE Brock Ausstin is out! The S.H.I. is here! I think Alf had the pin right there! TK and Reject come to Alf's aid as SJ crawls over and lays across the shoulders of Zack! COLE Oh no, not this way! 1..... 2............ Stephen Joseph groggily hooks the leg! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE DAMN IT!!! STEPHEN JOSEPH STEALS IT! COLE This is MASS CHAOS on the outside! The Sadist and Jumbo get up on the apron and grab JINGUS, and toss him off the top onto the huge crowd of bodies on the outside! COLE UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! EVERYONE is down in the aisle, when suddenly... The lights in the arena dim, and the crowd pops MASSIVELY. The caps don't properly emphasize the magnitude of the pop, but I don't feel like using the size code. The lights begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COLE Is it him??? IS HE REALLY HERE THIS TIME??? Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Until the music, “People = Shit” by Slipknot, hits. “HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!” fills the arena, the music reached its peak of anger and rage, but still no one appears on the stage. The music continues, with still only a single spotlight for light. The music builds up again, this time with no lyrics, until, finally, a figure punches through the curtains. Wearing torn jean shorts, a torn sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. The hands are taped up with a red “X” on the back. COACH HOLY SHIT!!!!! COLE YES!!! HE'S ACTUALLY HERE!!! Sandman slowly walks down the aisleway, as everyone is brawling again. Alf rolls out of the ring, and grabs a plastic tub of lighttubes from underneath it! He grabs one, and tosses one to Sandman, who proceeds to BLAST Scotty Static of the GPX right in the back of the head! PR takes a shot from Alf, and goes flying over the top rope! TK and Reject each grab one, and each deliver shots to the back of Jumbo! Sandman is in the ring! He grabs Jay Richards, and hits the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 Alf and Sandman then surround Chris Stevens, both holding lighttubes in each of their hands! Alf gets a huge smirk on his face. COLE Uh oh...Stevens really caught between a rock and a hard place here! TK and Reject drag Rick Heyross back to the ring, and toss him inside! This allows Stevens to roll out, but now Heyross is caught! As Heyross begs off of Sandman, Alf trips him from behind with a lighttube, then takes a lighttube shot RIGHT TO THE NUTS~!!! from Sandman!!! Alf goes up top, as Sandman sticks the second lighttube in the face of a just recovering SJ, whose eyes bug out and he quickly drops and rolls out of the ring and jumps into the crowd with his title belt! Alf hits Heyross with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Heels stand, or lay in some cases, in the aisle. Stephen Joseph stands on a fan's chair and glares at The Deadly Alliance, belt over his shoulder. TK and Reject help Zack up in the corner, and Leon checks on him as Alf grabs a mic. ALF You better batten down the hatches up there, Nova Scotia! *crowd cheers* Because November Reign...*crowd chants along* JUST... GOT... DEADLIER!!! Alf slams the mike down, and [i]Kick Some Ass[/i] by Stroke 9, the Deadly Alliance theme, plays the show out. COLE OH MY GOD!!! If that's the carnage that's in store for November Reign, we're in for one hell of a shitstorm! GOOD NIGHT, everybody, and we'll see you in three days for November Reign![/i]

How did the Bulldogs get eliminated at the first Survivor Series? I have the Coliseum version of the show, and their elimination is completely clipped out.

Rey owes Shawn a job, though, don't forget that.

Why couldn't you have said you'd chill with him at a Wendy's? Why does it have to be a BBQ? At least he didn't say KFC

So, is Batista going to drop the title tonight and then be off for surgery/rehab? Am I missing something with UT being in this match in the first post?

Bet it's making you hungry, isn't it.

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[i]Chase[/i] by Giorgio Moroder hits and Jim Cornette leads out The New New Midnight Express and all of their teammates. COLE And we're set for a ten-team Survivor Series-style match! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Survivor Series-style match! Introducing the first team...first, with their manager, James E. Cornette, the NEWWWWWWW NEWWWWWWW MIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT EXXXXXXXXXXXPRESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The camera keeps cutting over to show all of the teams. [i]HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL'S HITMENNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]The SSSSSSSSSOUTH CCCCCCCCCCCCENTRALLLLL MILLLLLLLLLLITIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]LLLLLLLLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CONQUISSSSSSSSSTADORRRRRRRRESSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]and accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COACH The UNDEFEATED Team Heyross, I might add, Cole. All the heel teams get into the ring and get acquainted, as [i]Frankenstein[/i] by Edgar Winter hits and the Sooner Bruisers lead out all their partners. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...introducing first, from Oklahoma...the SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONERRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUISERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]The LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVE DOCTORRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]The SSSSSSSSSK8ER BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]LOS DIABLOOOOOOOOOS DELLLLLLLLLL FUEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] *cut* [i]and the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all-time...the HEAVENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Look at all these bodies in the ring, 20 men in all! COACH And folks, if you're just tuning in, this is not a battle royal! This is a tag team match, ten men on each side! COLE And when one man on each tag team is eliminated, both members of that team must go back to the locker room! *DING DING DING* COLE Quentin Benjamin of Team Heyross appears ready to start it off for his side, and it appears the other side still trying to sort it out, Coach. COACH That's right, and that could be a big factor in this match, Cole! You see, the Bruisers and their team, there's no management on that side! On the other hand, the opponents have Rick Heyross in the corner, as well as Mr. Cornette. COLE Well, it looks like they've decided, it's going to be Frank of the Sooners, starting off with Quentin Benjamin, the former Oregon Duck, wearing the school colors tonight, green with yellow trim. Frank circles the ring with Quentin, and Quentin gets a quick double leg takedown on a tieup attempt. COLE Frank a little surprised that Quentin was able to take him down there, Coach! COACH Well, Team Heyross a little younger, a little quicker than the Bruisers, I think, Cole. He's more surprised by that than I was! Frank gets up, and circles the ring again. Frank goes behind Benjamin and grabs a waistlock, then picks him up in the air, spins around and takes him down to the mat! Frank spins around so he's facing Benjamin on the mat, and starts doing pushups right in front of him! Benjamin jumps up and goes into his corner, slamming his hands on the ropes in anger. COLE Frank REALLY getting under the skin of Quentin Benjamin right now! Benjamin comes back out of the corner, and goes to the eyes of Frank! Benjamin then gives him a knee to the gut, followed by a snap suplex! Benjamin covers... 1... 2..... Frank kicks out! Benjamin picks up Frank, and whips him into the ropes. Benjamin puts his head down, however, and Frank grabs him in a double underhook! Benjamin can't break the grip, and Frank PLANTS him with a Tiger Bomb! Frank pumps his fists on the mat as the crowd roars its approval! Frank then picks up Benjamin, and presses him overhead! The crowd gets louder as Frank holds him, then slams him down to the mat! However, Benjamin is able to roll into his corner on the impact, and tags Charlie Moss. COACH That was a great military press slam by Frank Frankensteiner, but he slammed him right into his corner, and now it's Charlie Moss in. COLE Charlie Moss, a graduate of Purdue University in west central Indiana, he's in the gold singlet trimmed with black, also the school colors. And a reciprocating tag, and now it's Frankie Frankensteiner in there. Frankie ties up with Moss, and backs him into a corner. The referee backs Frankie up, and when he goes back after Moss, he catches a foot to the gut. Moss then underhooks and suplexes Frankie overhead. Moss picks him up and whips him into the ropes, then drops down as Frankie jumps over. Frankie ducks a clothesline, then catches Moss on a leapfrog attempt and gives him a powerslam! COLE What power on that move by Frankie Frankensteiner! As Moss is getting up, Frankie grabs him in a waistlock, and gives him a release German suplex! COACH WOW, Moss right on the back of his head there, this could be our first elimination here! Frankie covers... 1.. 2.... Moss gets a foot on the bottom rope! Frankie goes to pick Moss up, but Moss grabs him by the tights and pulls him out through the ropes! Moss then crawls over and tags One-Eye, who jumps down and tosses Frankie back in the ring. Frankie gets on all fours, but One-Eye is able to pound him back down with forearms and double axehandle blows. One-Eye picks up Frankie and drives him with a shoulderbreaker, then wrings his arm, and tags in a Conquistador. The Conquistador drags him over into the corner and rams his head into the buckle. However, Frankie just looks out into the crowd with a smile! Another ram, and Frankie looks back at the Conquistador, smiling yet again! Conquistador tries another ram, but Frankie blocks, and rams the Conquistador in! Frankie then delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! The second Conquistador comes in illegally and the two both hammer Frankie. Double whip, and both Conquistadores duck down. Frankie kicks one in the head, sending him rolling out of the ring, then backs up, and delivers a SOONERLINE~!!! to the other! He then tags Frank back in, and Frank picks up the Conquistador, whips him in...and catches him with the FRANKENSTEINER~!!!!!11111 1... 2...... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we've got our first elimination, the Conquistadores are out of here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Los Conquistadores (4:28) eliminated by: The Sooner Bruisers (Frank Frankensteiner pinned Uno) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JINGUS steps into the ring as the Sooners celebrate, and grabs them both to set up CLAWSLAMS~!!! However, both Sk8er Boiz get on the top turnbuckle (the same one) and deliver a DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK, sending JINGUS down! The Sooners pick up JINGUS and deliver a double bodyslam! Frank tags in Moracca of the Diablos, who delivers a sliding dropkick as JINGUS is getting up off the mat. Moracca turns around and starts dancing, not knowing that JINGUS continued getting up anyway despite his swift kick! Moracca turns back around, and the last thing he sees is the hand of JINGUS covering his face, before being driven with a CLAWSLAM~!!! JINGUS places both hands on his chest... 1.. 2..... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH Well, that's what they get for dancing instead of worrying about their opposition! Now it's down to 8-on-8! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Los Diablos del Fuego (5:19) eliminated by: Hell's Hitmen (JINGUS pinned Moracca) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JINGUS grabs Dr. Steven Pigley by the throat and drags him in over the ropes to the mat! JINGUS starts choking the life out of Pigley, as the referee's count doesn't seem to be a factor! Finally, the referee grabs the arm of JINGUS, who gets up, grabs the referee by the face, and throws him out of the ring! JINGUS then goes back to choking Pigley, before the referee comes to and calls for the bell, disqualifying JINGUS! COLE Well, you can't throw around referees like that, and now the Hell's Hitmen must return to the locker room! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Hell's Hitmen (6:13) eliminated by: disqualification ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sarcastic Simon comes into the ring and tries to steal a quick pinfall... 1... 2.......... ...but Pigley gets a shoulder up! Simon makes a quick tag to Ned, and the two hit a double-team flapjack! Ned picks up Pigley and backs him into the corner. Ned lays in karate kicks, then a big savate kick, leaving Pigley doubled over in the corner! Ned does the "X" pose with his fingers, drawing a chorus of boos, with some scattered cheers. Ned then gives a vertical suplex to Pigley, before tagging in Vincent Santana. Santana hops onto the second turnbuckle, and comes off, drilling Pigley with a shoulderblock! Santana covers... 1... 2....... Kickout! Santana waits for Pigley to get to his feet...and locks in a big bearhug! COACH Submission hold applied here, Vincent Santana of the South Central Militia attempting to even up the score once again! Santana squeezes, and Pigley fades away quickly. The referee raises his arm... ONE!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pigley keeps the arm up on the third lift! Pigley drives in a right hand! And a second! And a third! Pigley then starts driving in rapid fists, and finally the hold is released! Pigley goes to the ropes, and knocks Santana to the mat with a high knee! Santana is up quickly, however, and catches a second charge from Pigley with a powerslam! Santana then tags Simon in, and Simon climbs to the top as Ned climbs into the ring. COACH Uh oh, Rocket Launcher coming up, Cole! Ned tosses Simon off the top rope, and he lands...right on the knees of Pigley! Simon holds his gut as Pigley slowly pulls himself over to his corner. Simon makes a tag to Charlie Moss, but Moss can't make it in time to stop Pigley, and he tags his partner, Dr. Max Anderson! Anderson comes in with a clothesline on Moss, then waits for him to get to his feet, and hits a dropkick! Ned comes in, and gets hit with a dropkick for his efforts! Simon in, same result! Anderson scales the top rope as Moss gets to his feet, and comes off with a HURRICANRANA! COLE Big move by Anderson, and we could have another elimination here! Anderson covers... 1.. 2...... Kickout by Moss! Anderson measures Moss, waiting for him to get to his feet, then runs to the ropes, but Quentin Benjamin catches him with a kick to the back of the head! Moss catches him with an STO backbreaker, and locks in the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COACH The MOSSY KNOLL hooked in by Charlie Moss, and Anderson can't budge him! Anderson in fact can not move Moss even slightly towards the ropes, and is forced to tap out! COLE And the HI-YAH tag team champions have been eliminated, another footnote on the short, but impressive, resume of Team Heyross! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: The Love Doctors (10:19) eliminated by: Team Heyross (Charlie Moss submits Dr. Max Anderson) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Moss celebrates, Hell Mel comes into the ring and dropkicks him from behind, sending him into the corner! Moss turns around, and is met with right hands, then Mel backs up and monkey flips him out of the corner! Moss gets up slowly, and Mel gives him a bodyslam, then hits a standing moonsault! 1... 2...... Kickout! Mel drags him to the corner and tags in The Marv, who leaps over the ropes and dropkicks Moss on the way down! Marv runs to the ropes, and Moss catches him in a side slam, but Marv spins through and takes Moss down with a headscissors! Marv whips Moss into the face corner, then tags in Logan "Usher" Mann, who steps in and connects with a MASSIVE left hand, sending Moss right over the top rope and to the floor, Curt Hennig style! COLE And now, the team of the Bruisers, the Boiz, and the Rockers have got something cooking! COACH But look at how smart Charlie Moss is, he walked around to his own corner and got back in over there, and we're gonna get a fresh man in! Sarcastic Simon is tagged in, as things slow down again. Simon and Usher tie up, and Simon sends Usher into the ropes, but Usher ducks a clothesline and hits a back elbow! Usher picks up Simon and whips him to the ropes, but puts his head down, and Simon catches him with a swinging neckbreaker! Simon with a quick cover... 1... 2....... Kickout! Simon tags in Ned, and the two set up a double suplex. However, the Boiz both come into the ring and catch Usher on the way over, then hit stereo dropkicks in the Midnights, who both roll from the ring! Quentin Benjamin jumps into the ring, but gets caught by Frankie Frankensteiner, who gives him a belly-to-belly overhead right over the top to the floor! COACH WHOA!!! What a move that was by Frankie! The faces guard each corner of the ring, until the heels go back to their corner. Ned gets into the ring, and is joined by Synth Esizer. Synth grabs a side headlock, and is sent into the ropes. Ned drops down, and Synth hops over and stops. Synth catches Ned with an inverted atomic drop! He then goes back into the ropes and takes down Ned with a clothesline! Synth drops an elbow, and covers... 1... 2....... Kickout! Synth gives Ned a vertical suplex, then tags out to Hell Mel, who springs in with a guillotine legdrop! Mel with a cover... 1... 2...... Kickout! Mel signals for the end! COLE Mel says he's going for the Mel Shock! Mel gets Ned in position, but Ned slides behind the back and Mel goes into the corner! Mel is able to dodge a charge, then delivers rights and whips Ned to the opposite corner. Ned, however, avoids a charge, and Mel goes shoulder-first into the post! COACH Uh-oh, and that could be the beginning of the end for the Sk8er Boiz right there! Ned pulls Mel out of the corner, then grabs the arm and takes him down in a single-arm DDT! Ned then tags Simon, who goes to the ropes as Ned hits a drop toehold, and drops an elbow to the back of the head! Simon then goes over and tags in One-Eye, who is already on his way to the top rope... COLE Uh-oh, you may be right, Coach! Marcellus up on the top rope... One-Eye hits a BIG SPLASH FROM THE TOP!!! 1... 2....... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we're down to three teams against two! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: The Sk8er Boiz (14:21) eliminated by: The South Central Militia (Marcellus "One-Eye" Wallace pins Hell Mel) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frank Frankensteiner comes in and hammers on One-Eye, but Santana takes a cheap shot, which allows One-Eye to get a back suplex! One-Eye covers... 1... 2....... Kickout! One-Eye tags out to Santana. Santana chokes Frank in the corner with his boot, and breaks at 4. Santana brings Frank out of the corner, and gives him a gutwrench suplex! Santana then gets to his feet, and drops a standing kneedrop, then covers... 1.. 2........ Kickout! Santana whips Frank into the ropes, and catches him with a powerslam, then tags in Simon. Simon waits on Frank to get up, then measures him, comes off the ropes and hits a big swinging neckbreaker! Simon then climbs to the top rope, gets his balance...and hits a big LEGDROP!!! Simon gets up and celebrates. COLE Why isn't Simon covering? COACH Oh, he wants the referee to count Frank out! Hey, they're up two guys, Cole, I think they can afford this right here. Under the instruction of Sarcastic Simon, the referee counts... ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frank struggles to his feet, and Simon drives him with a backbreaker, then goes up once again! COACH If he hits him here, that has to be it, and then you've got the Heavenly Rockers against SIX men, Cole! However, Frank rolls out of the way, and Simon comes up empty on a big elbow! Both men struggle to their corners, and Simon tags Quentin Benjamin as Frank tags his brother, Frankie! COLE There's the tag! SOONERLINE~! for Benjamin! SOONERLINE~! for Ned! SOONERLINE~! for Moss! Frankie whips Benjamin into the ropes, and hits a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2....... One-Eye makes the save! Synth comes in with a dropkick, sending One-Eye through the ropes to the floor! Frankie sets up Quentin on the ropes, but does it in Quentin's corner, and Moss is tagged in unbeknownst to Frankie! Frankie sets up a belly-to-belly, but Moss hammers him from behind and sets him up on his shoulders! Benjamin jumps off...but Frankie CATCHES HIM IN A POWERSLAM WHILE ON MOSS'S SHOULDERS~!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!! COACH That was UNBELIEVABLE!!! Frankie covers Benjamin, but Moss drops an elbow. COACH It's Charlie Moss the legal man, however, a tag was made right there. Moss hits a SUPERKICK~! on Frankie, then tags in Santana. Santana picks up Frankie for a PRESS SLAM (!), but a blind tag is made to Synth, who dropkicks him from behind in the knee, causing him to fall back and Frankie lands on top of him! Usher then climbs into the ring as Santana is getting up, and the Rockers hit THE PERCUSSION~!!!!!11111 Synth covers... 1.... 2.............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE The Militia is out!!! And we're even once again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: The South Central Militia (17:31) eliminated by: The Heavenly Rockers (Synth Esizer pinned Vincent Santana) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ned sneaks up on Usher, but Usher sees him coming and sends him to the floor with a left hand! Meanhwile, the Militia are still on the apron complaining. Synth reaches through the ropes to grab Ned, and Santana jumps off the apron and drops his forearm on the back of his head! COLE Wait a minute! Those guys should be out of here! COACH And that's the arm with the steel plate in it, Cole! Synth looks to be out of it! Ned rolls into the ring and covers... 1..... 2............... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE DAMN IT! Outside interference from the ELIMINATED South Central Militia causes the elimination of the Heavenly Rockers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: The Heavenly Rockers (18:01) eliminated by: The New New Midnight Express ("The Handsome Hustler" Ned Blanchard pinned Synth Esizer) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And now look at the sides, Cole! It's the Sooner Bruisers all by themselves against Team Heyross AND the Express! Frankie comes into the ring, as Ned tags in Charlie Moss. Moss grabs a side headlock, and is sent into the ropes, and knocked down with a shoulderblock. Moss gets up, and Frankie grabs a side headlock of his own. Moss backs him into the ropes, and Benjamin tags himself. Moss pushes Frankie into the ropes, then drops down, and Benjamin knocks Frankie to the mat with a windmill kick! COACH Great teamwork by Team Heyross, the blind tag and the windmill kick from Quentin Benjamin. Moves like that are the reason that they've yet to lose a match here in the OAOAST! Benjamin picks up Frankie, and drives him with a Blue Thunder Driver! Cover... 1.... 2.............. Kickout! Benjamin goes up to the top rope, and waits on Frankie. When Frankie gets to his feet, Benjamin comes off the top with a clothesline! Another cover... 1........ 2............ Frankie gets a shoulder up! Benjamin throws Frankie to the outside, then goes over and draws Frank into the ring. Meanwhile, Rick Heyross picks up Frankie on the outside and holds him in a front facelock, as Jim Cornette nails him on the back with his tennis racket! COLE And look at the cheap shot there by Cornette with the racket! Frankie is rolled back into the ring, and Benjamin tags in Ned. Ned lays Frankie across the ropes, and puts a knee to the back, choking him across the ropes, breaking at 4. Ned brings him out and hits a back suplex, then covers... 1.. 2........... Kickout again! Ned tags in Charlie Moss, who rolls Frankie over onto his stomach and plants his knees into his back. COLE Submission move coming up here from Charlie Moss! Moss crosses the feet of Frankie, then grabs them as well as his face, and rolls over into a bow-and-arrow hold! COACH This could be the match right here, Cole! Moss pulls back on the neck as the referee asks Frankie if he wants to give it up. The referee soon notices that Moss's shoulders are down... 1... 2............ Moss releases the hold, and gives some shit to the referee. COACH Well, that's the danger of some of these mat submission holds, I've seen, over the years, titles actually change hands because the champion had on a submission hold on the mat and didn't notice his shoulders were down, Cole. Frankie gets a quick rollup on Moss! 1.. 2...... Kickout! Moss drops an elbow on Frankie as he gets up, and tags in Simon. Simon goes up to the second turnbuckle, and waits on Frankie. Simon jumps off...but Frankie catches him, and takes him over with a belly-to-belly! Frankie struggles to his corner, but is able to tag his brother! Frank comes into the ring and whips Simon into the ropes, and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl slam! Moss jumps in, and gets caught with a T-bone! Benjamin in, and Frank locks him up, and takes him down with a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! Frank measures Simon, and hits a SOONERLINE~! Cover... 1... 2..... Ned saves! Ned and Simon give Frank a double-whip, Frank ducks a clothesline and delivers a DOUBLE SOONERLINE~! Frank then gives a TIGER BOMB~! to Simon, and Cornette is up on the apron! Frank gives Cornette a big right hand, sending him down on the apron! Ned comes from behind and delivers a LOW BLOW to Frank, then sets him up for the Veg-O-Matic! However, Frankie sneaks in as the referee is trying to get Cornette off the apron, and delivers a SOONERLINE~!!! to Ned! Frank falls over on top as a result, and Frankie stops Simon as the referee counts... 1.... 2............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE And we're down to one-to-one! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: The New New Midnight Express (22:03) eliminated by: The Sooner Bruisers (Frank Frankensteiner pinned Hustler Ned) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH It's the Sooner Bruisers against Team Heyross! Benjamin goes right to work on Frank, and hits a German suplex! 1... 2............ NO! Frank slides out of it! Benjamin waits on Frank to get up, and goes for a kick, but Frank catches the foot! Frank spins the foot around, but catches a windmill kick to the face as Benjamin comes back around! Benjamin tags in Moss, who runs to the ropes, but Frank drops to the mat, and catches him with the FRANKENSTEINER~!!!!!11111 on the way back! COLE FRANKENSTEINER!!! COACH It looks like he's going to try to make a tag instead of going for the cover! And tags are made on both sides! Frankie delivers SOONERLINES~! for both men, and then he uses one to take Moss out over the top rope! He then uses another to knock Rick Heyross from the apron to the floor! The crowd is going CRAZY~! However, Benjamin hits him with a dropkick from behind, sending him to the floor right out next to Moss! Frankie blocks a right hand from Moss and delivers one of his own, then gets up on the apron and drives a shoulder into Benjamin! Frankie then flips over the top rope for a sunset flip, but Benjamin drops down and hooks the right leg, and Moss pulls on Benjamin's right hand from the outside! COLE Wait a minute! Moss from the outside! 1...... 2.................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT!!! Team Heyross steals it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: The Sooner Bruisers (23:18) eliminated by: Team Heyross (Quentin Benjamin pinned Frankie Frankensteiner) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]The sole survivors of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COACH Yeah, baby! Still undefeated! COLE What a incredible match, it's a damn shame it had to end the way it did! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits as Team Heyross helps their manager up and back down the aisle, staring down the Bruisers on their way back.

Daivari sides with Cena, screwing Angle over at SS. Bam, there's your double turn. It ain't nuclear physics.