alfdogg

It's a worked-shoot. Much like Montreal and Lita's affair with Edge.

Power rankings from ESPN 1. Detroit 2. San Antonio 3. Dallas 4. LA Clippers 5. Cleveland 6. Memphis 7. Indiana 8. Washington 9. Milwaukee 10. Philadelphia 11. Denver 12. Golden State 13. Miami 14. Phoenix 15. New Jersey 16. Minnesota 17. Seattle 18. Boston 19. NO/OK 20. Chicago 21. Sacramento 22. Houston 23. LA Lakers 24. Orlando 25. New York 26. Portland 27. Charlotte 28. Utah 29. Toronto 30. Atlanta

Yeah, you need someone to give you lessons

Second, actually. He was an injury replacement in 2002.

I just went over to the Pit and looked through the threads one last time. I hadn't been there all week, and I don't really plan on going back. Their "Boardum" and "four in the morning" threads are entirely dedicated to HTQ-bashing for the last two or three pages of each. It's incredibly pathetic. Even Ill and Tom have gotten in on it now. Of course, I'm certain I'll be called a kiss-ass or a "sock puppet" as Mike put it a couple weeks ago, for defending the guy, but I'm going to anyway. As far as HTQ being a mod goes, I really couldn't care less whether or not he has powers. It's not like anyone would be allowed to actually put them to use anyway without hundreds of morons complaining about it. Just ask Loss and Nik. Of course it's not right the way he treats posters considering he *does* have powers, but I fail to see how he's any different from Mike in the way he conducts himself, as described by the Pit regulars. Aside from the aforementioned mod powers, of course. One of the defenses of Mike when he was here was that "he knows his shit" or "he's right more often than not." I have no problem with that POV, and I also feel the same way about HTQ. A lot of these kind of situations, whether people want to admit it or not, have to do with whether or not you agree with the people's viewpoints. Reading through HTQ's "TSM brings the idiocy" blog entry, I can't really deny many of his claims in the initial entry. And in my personal opinion, I think people should be able to say whatever the fuck they want about people in their blogs, as long as they leave it there and don't derail the actual discussion on the board. That's pretty much the point of having a personal blog, to express yourself, isn't it? btw, Lushus is cool

Sunday, Nov. 13 Seattle @ Toronto, 1:00 Cleveland @ Orlando, 6:00 Houston @ Boston, 6:00 L.A. Clippers @ Philadelphia, 6:00 Minnesota @ Denver, 9:00 New York @ Sacramento, 9:00 Monday, Nov. 14 L.A. Lakers @ Memphis, 8:00 New York @ Utah, 9:00 Chicago @ Golden State, 10:30 Tuesday, Nov. 15 Charlotte @ Orlando, 7:00 Toronto @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Washington @ Cleveland, 7:00 Boston @ Detroit, 7:30 NO/OK @ Miami, 7:30 Seattle @ New Jersey, 7:30 Houston @ Minnesota, 8:00 Atlanta @ San Antonio, 8:30 Denver @ Dallas, 8:30 Utah @ Sacramento, 10:00 Milwaukee @ L.A. Clippers, 10:30 Wednesday, Nov. 16 Philadelphia @ Toronto, 7:00 Indiana @ Charlotte, 7:30 Seattle @ Boston, 7:30 Denver @ NO/OK, 8:00 Memphis @ Phoenix, 9:00 Chicago @ Portland, 10:00 New York @ L.A. Lakers, 10:00 ESPN Milwaukee @ Golden State, 10:30 Thursday, Nov. 17 Washington @ Minnesota, 7:00 TNT Atlanta @ Dallas, 8:30 Houston @ San Antonio, 9:30pm TNT Friday, Nov. 18 Charlotte @ Indiana, 7:00 Orlando @ Cleveland, 7:00 ESPN Philadelphia @ Miami, 7:30 Toronto @ Boston, 7:30 Atlanta @ NO/OK, 8:00 New York @ Denver, 9:00 Utah @ Phoenix, 9:00 Detroit @ Houston, 9:30 ESPN Golden State @ Portland, 10:00 Milwaukee @ Sacramento, 10:00 Chicago @ Seattle, 10:30 L.A. Clippers @ L.A. Lakers, 10:30 Saturday, Nov. 19 Cleveland @ Philadelphia, 7:00 NO/OK @ Orlando, 7:00 Washington @ New Jersey, 7:30 Charlotte @ Minnesota, 8:00 Detroit @ Dallas, 8:30 Phoenix @ San Antonio, 8:30 Memphis @ Utah, 9:00

Finished

...Will Perdue's dead?

CHRIS STEVENS I'm thankful that *I* was the one, that finally took this title away from that paper champion, Alfdogg! JAY RICHARDS And I'm thankful that Stevens/Heyross Incorporated is going to take more than that away from him and his Alliance this Sunday. Jumbo, why don't you tell them what you're thankful for. JUMBO (off camera) What I'm thankful for for Thanksgiving? STEVENS Yeah. *Jumbo jumps on camera with a Dusty Rhodes tanktop on and holds his arms out.* JUMBO FO MAH POKA DAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHTSSSSSSSSSS!

RICK HEYROSS On behalf of Stevens/Heyross Incorporated, we're thankful for the privilege of sending Alfdogg for a permanent trip, back to his shed! HAHAHA!!! CHARLIE MOSS That's right. I'm just thankful that I don't have a nickname like Reject...how did you get that name, anyway? From your cousins at the family reunion? QUENTIN BENJAMIN I'm thankful that after this Sunday, that disgrace to the National Weather Service, Thunderkid, will be sent to bed without supper, haha! BROCK AUSSTIN And last, but not least...Mr. Sandman, you better bring all your dreams, becuase we'll ALL be thankful to lay you to rest at November Reign! *everyone laughs*

ALFDOGG I'm thankful that tonight, I get to pound the stuffing out of the two biggest turkeys in OAOAST history. And at the end of the feast, you can put all your pies away, because instead, I'll be enjoying another helping...of the World Heavyweight championship.

You can't tell me what to do

I've been told this one. So have I

To think a bunch of computer geek white boys are using the term NIGGA Please, you have got to be kidding me.

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Orton's face "turn". Why is him getting punked out by Evolution supposed to make us like him? And why is it supposed to make Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels suddenly trust him enough to be tag partners for a RAW main event?

I just watched SummerSlam and Survivor Series from 1990 last night, and wanted to bring up the angle of DiBiase "buying" Sapphire at SummerSlam. At the end, Dusty tries to catch their limo as it's leaving. Seeing a 300-pound man in polka-dotted underwear attempting to chase a limo on foot is truly something to behold.

[i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and the crowd goes NUTS as Alfdogg walks through the curtains. COACH Main event time, baby! COLE And it's time for the World championship to be on the line, in a triple threat match! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, for the OAOAST Heavyweight Championship of the WORLD! It is scheduled for one fall! Introducing the challengers...first, making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 240 pounds...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE And this is Alf's first opportunity at the World championship since making his return at AnglePalooza! He defeated Tony Brannigan in a tremendous matchup to earn his way into this match! Alf gets in the ring and stretches. [i]Getting Away With Murder[/i] hits and another enourmous pop from the crowd greets Zack Malibu. BUFFER [i]From Providence, Rhode Island, he weighs in at 200 pounds...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZACK MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i] COACH Zack with a win over Brock Ausstin last week, in very controversial style, as Brock was distracted by the music of the Sandman...in my opinion, it should be Brock Ausstin in this match with Alf and Steven! Zack slides into the ring into an opposite corner from Alf, and the two start trash-talking each other. [i]It Ain't Over For Me[/i] hits and Stephen Joseph walks down the aisle to massive boos. BUFFER [i]Introducing, from Atlanta, Georgia, he weighs in at 225 pounds! The reigning, and defending, OAOAST Heavyweight Champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...STEPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN NNNNNNNN JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] SJ is very cocky coming down the aisle as Zack and Alf inch closer to one another in the center of the ring. He does his corner pose, then hops into the ring, and he, Zack, Alf, and the referee stand across from one another, Zack from Alf, and SJ from the ref. The referee explains the rules, and the raises the belt in the air. *DING DING DING* COACH Here we go, baby! SJ bounces arrogantly as Zack and Alf jaw at each other, face-to-face. After a few seconds, however, SJ stops bouncing and a frown comes across his face. He starts shouting at Zack and Alf, who ignore him and keep jawing at one another. SJ then starts waving his arms in the air in attempt to draw their attention, but still nothing. Finally, SJ shoves both guys with each arm, and they both look out to the crowd, then back at each other, before leveling SJ with a double knife-edge chop, sending him to the mat! COLE Well, if Stephen wanted their attention, he got it! I don't think he's going to be happy with this type of attention, however! The fans go crazy as Alf and Zack stomp SJ on the mat, and then set him up in the corner. Alf lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Zack nods and shrugs his shoulders, then holds one finger up in the air, and lays in a CHOP~! of his own! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Alf holds his hand out at Zack, then holds his finger to his lips while looking out at the crowd. He then turns to SJ, and delivers another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Zack spits into his hand, then rubs them together, and delivers yet another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SJ sits down in the corner, but Alf pulls him out by his hair, then picks him up in a suplex...holding him...and holding him...before snapping down! SJ holds his back as Alf KIPS UP from the position, and holds his arms out looking at Zack. COACH One man trying to outdo the other, it seems. What's Zack going to come up with now? Zack picks SJ up to his feet, and delivers a back suplex! Alf then picks up SJ, then sees Zack turn to look at the crowd, and quickly rolls up SJ! 1...... 2............... Zack quickly turns around and stomps Alf to break the count! SJ slides out of the ring, as Alf throws a right hand at Zack, who returns one of his own! Zack then grabs a side headlock. Alf lifts up Zack to attempt a back suplex, but Zack turns it over and takes Alf down with a headlock! Alf rolls Zack over, and gets a two-count. Alf rolls him over again, and this time rolls all the way over, and is able to get to one knee. Alf uses the hair to get to his feet, then is able to shove Zack off into the corner. Alf catches Zack coming back with an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf covers... 1..... 2............. Kickout! Alf picks Zack up into a sitting position, and pounds on his sternum with forearms. He then picks him up and drops him with a delayed snap suplex! Alf covers again... 1..... 2.............. Another kickout! SJ is slowly crawling back into the ring, as Alf sets up Zack on the top rope, then follows him up, driving in right hands. SJ comes up from behind with a dropkick, and Alf falls into Zack! SJ then lifts Alf off of the buckles onto his shoulders, as Zack slowly climbs to the top...then leaps up and takes Alf off of SJ's shoulders with a HURRICANRANA!!! COACH What a move that was by Zack! COLE A little teamwork there, inadvertant or not, between Zack and Joseph there, and Alf is out of it! Zack covers 1... 2........... but SJ pulls him off! SJ picks Zack up and drops him with a short clothesline! He then waits for Zack to get to his feet, and hits an inverted atomic drop, followed by a neckbreaker! A cover... 1.... 2........ Kickout by Zack! SJ whips Zack into the corner, but eats feet on the charge! Zack grabs SJ's legs and flips over into a pin! 1..... 2.............. SJ kicks out! Zack catches SJ getting up with a dropkick! Zack picks up SJ in a double underhook, and lifts him over with a suplex! Zack positions him, and then goes out to the apron, springing over with a guillotine legdrop! Zack covers... 1..... 2.............. Alf drives an elbow, breaking the count! Alf picks Zack up, and gives him a fisherman's suplex! 1........... 2............... SJ breaks up the count! All three men are down on the mat attempting to catch their breath, but eventually Zack gets to his feet first, and Alf pulls himself up with the ropes. Zack charges Alf, and gets backdropped over, but lands on the apron. Alf and Zack slug it out, and SJ joins in, as Zack slugs both men from the apron. Alf hits Zack with a cross-armed blow to the throat, knocking Zack down on the apron. Zack pulls himself up with the ropes, and Alf and SJ try to slingshot him back in. But Zack lets go of the ropes on the pull, then grabs them and pulls them back, sending BOTH SJ and Alf to the floor! COLE Very smart move by Zack there, and both Alf and Joseph sent to the floor! Zack then scales the top rope, and comes off with a HUGE moonsault onto both of his opponents! COLE Zack FLIES through the air, and catches the opposition! All three men struggle to their feet, and SJ crawls back into the ring. As Alf and Zack come to their feet on the floor, SJ comes off the top with a flying bodypress! COACH Stephen's turn now, NICE flying bodypress! After another lull, Alf crawls inside the ring. SJ and Zack get up, and Alf catches them from the inside with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!! COACH And now it's Alf taking the air, landing on top of Stephen and Zack on the floor! The crowd gives a HUGE ovation for the match, as all three men once again lay on the floor. COLE A TREMENDOUS triple threat World championship match here to cap off Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! Alf climbs back into the ring as Zack and SJ slug it out on the floor! Alf leans on the ropes on the far side as SJ gives Zack a knee to the gut, then puts him in suplex position! COLE Oh, come on! He's not going for the Fallen Angel on the floor! Zack, however, blocks, and gives SJ a suplex on the floor! Zack then makes his way back to the ring, and signals for SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 as Alf pulls himself to his feet! COACH Zack says he's gonna finish Alf off, Cole! COLE Zack set to become a three-time World champion right now! Zack comes across the ring with SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 ...but Alf catches the foot, and trips Zack to the mat, locking in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE NO! IT'S COUNTERED! SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN!!! COACH Alf's gonna do it, Cole!!! SJ is nowhere near the ring area! Alf yells as he sits back on the hold, and Zack is shown with a pained expression on his face, screaming as he tries to reach for the ropes! Alf jerks back on the legs, in an attempt to cinch down on the hold, but Zack finally starts to pull himself towards the ropes! Zack struggles, but just as he gets there, Alf plls him back to the middle! COLE And Alf back to the middle of the ring! The World title seems to be slipping through Zack's fingers, just like the ropes did right there! SJ finally climbs back up onto the apron, behind the back of Alf. Zack pulls himself towards the side of the ring SJ is on, and SJ comes off the top rope with a BULLDOG to Alf! COACH OH! Stephen makes it back in to break up the hold! It's not over yet! SJ rolls over and covers Alf... 1...... 2....................... Zack pulls himself over to push SJ over and break the count! Zack and SJ both get to their feet, and SJ whips Zack into the ropes, but puts his head down...and Zack capitalizes with the POP DROP~!!!111 COLE ZACK WITH THE POP DROP! COACH But Stephen was able to roll towards the ropes on the impact! Is he close enough to them? COLE Here's the cover! 1.... 2................... NO!!! SJ gets a foot on the ropes!!! Zack questions the official, who explains the foot on the ropes. SJ immediately slides out of the ring, and Zack runs over and drops an elbow on Alf, who was just coming to after the bulldog. Zack then goes to the top rope, and goes for a big legdrop, but Alf rolls out of the way! Alf rolls to the corner, and pulls himself to his feet! COLE Uh oh! Alf's gotten his second wind here, Coach! Alf walks over to Zack, and catches him with an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf drops a leg on Zack, then picks him up and takes him over with a T-bone suplex! Alf signals for the end!!! COACH Alf's going up, Cole! COLE Alf looking to regain the World title, and he's going up top! Alf gets to his feet on the top, and LEAPS OFF...but Zack rolls out of the way! Alf is able to adjust just in time and rolls on the mat up to his feet! Zack goes for SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111...but Alf ducks, and hits a SUPERKICK of his own! Alf covers... 1.... 2............. NO!!! Zack gets a shoulder up!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!! SO CLOSE! Alf sits on the mat for a second, then gets up and waits on Zack. Alf charges Zack with a clothesline, but Zack ducks, and Alf runs into a big dropkick from SJ! SJ picks up Alf, and goes for the FALLEN ANGEL~!!!!!11111 But as SJ has Alf in the vertical position, he's hit with SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 COLE ZACK HIT IT!!! ...however, Alf comes down and lands on top of SJ!!! COACH But look, Cole! Alf's on top!!! 1.... 2................. Zack BARELY makes the save, diving and pushing Alf out of the ring! Zack then makes a cover himself... 1..... 2.............. Alf pulls Zack out of the ring! Alf hammers Zack, then puts him in a side headlock, but Zack shoves him off into the post! Zack slides back in, and is met with a foot to the gut from SJ, who follows it up with the FINALITY~!!!!!11111 COACH THERE IT IS!!! THE FINALITY!!! ALL RIGHT, Stephen's going to retain! SJ lays back on Zack and covers... 1...... 2............... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! Alf grabs SJ by the legs and pulls him off, hooking the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE ALF WITH THE SHARPSHOOTER AGAIN!!!!! SJ screams in pain, but quickly makes it to the ropes...and Alf pulls him off! COACH Wait a minute, Cole, Alf should have to break that! Suddenly, Tha Puerto Rican comes running down to the ring! The referee jumps to the outside right in front of him, preventing him from interfering. Meanwhile, SJ is tapping out in the ring! COLE Look at this, Stephen is tapping out! Where's the referee? COACH He's being distracted by PR! Zack recovers and hits SCHOOL'S OUT on Alf!!!!! COLE ZACK WITH SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 Cover, but still no referee! Spanish Fly runs out and attacks PR on the outside, as a new referee sprints down the aisle and slides in! 1..... 2.............. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! Alf BARELY lifts a shoulder! COLE SO CLOSE for Zack there! And look at this, Vitamin X and the Cuban Wall out now! The LC triple team Spanish Fly out on the floor, until Otaku II runs to his aid!!! COACH And we've got a big brawl on the floor, as well as the match in the ring! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!!! That's Chris Stevens, the Heartland champion! Stevens waits for Alf to gets to his feet, then dashes at him with his belt! However, Alf ducks, and Zack takes the shot instead! Alf clotheslines Stevens to the floor! Leon Rodez, upset about the miscarriage of justice towards his partner, runs out and attacks Stevens on the floor! COACH Alf's going to the top again, as it's chaos on the floor now! Alf hits Zack with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2................. ..... Brock Ausstin is at ringside, and pulls Alf to the outside! COLE Brock Ausstin is out! The S.H.I. is here! I think Alf had the pin right there! TK and Reject come to Alf's aid as SJ crawls over and lays across the shoulders of Zack! COLE Oh no, not this way! 1..... 2............ Stephen Joseph groggily hooks the leg! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE DAMN IT!!! STEPHEN JOSEPH STEALS IT! COACH OH YEAH BABY!!! RING INSTINCT! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of this contest...and STILL OAOAST World Heavyweight champion...STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] The GPX has made their way out and attacked Leon on the outside! COLE This is MASS CHAOS on the outside! The Lightning Crew! S.H.I. out here, there you see Team Heyross battling with the Sooner Bruisers out here now...Hell's Hitmen are out here! COACH Is that JINGUS on the top rope?!?!? The Sadist and Jumbo get up on the apron and grab JINGUS, and toss him off the top onto the huge crowd of bodies on the outside! COLE UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! EVERYONE is down in the aisle, when suddenly... The lights in the arena dim, and the crowd pops MASSIVELY. The caps don't properly emphasize the magnitude of the pop, but I don't feel like using the size code. The lights begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COLE Is it him??? IS HE REALLY HERE THIS TIME??? Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Until the music, “People = Shit” by Slipknot, hits. “HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!” fills the arena, the music reached its peak of anger and rage, but still no one appears on the stage. The music continues, with still only a single spotlight for light. The music builds up again, this time with no lyrics, until, finally, a figure punches through the curtains. Wearing torn jean shorts, a torn sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. The hands are taped up with a red “X” on the back. COACH HOLY SHIT!!!!! COLE YES!!! HE'S ACTUALLY HERE!!! Sandman slowly walks down the aisleway, as everyone is brawling again. Alf rolls out of the ring, and grabs a plastic tub of lighttubes from underneath it! He grabs one, and tosses one to Sandman, who proceeds to BLAST Scotty Static of the GPX right in the back of the head! PR takes a shot from Alf, and goes flying over the top rope! TK and Reject each grab one, and each deliver shots to the back of Jumbo! Sandman is in the ring! He grabs Jay Richards, and hits the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 Alf and Sandman then surround Chris Stevens, both holding lighttubes in each of their hands! Alf gets a huge smirk on his face. COLE Uh oh...Stevens really caught between a rock and a hard place here! TK and Reject drag Rick Heyross back to the ring, and toss him inside! This allows Stevens to roll out, but now Heyross is caught! As Heyross begs off of Sandman, Alf trips him from behind with a lighttube, then takes a lighttube shot RIGHT TO THE NUTS~!!! from Sandman!!! Alf goes up top, as Sandman sticks the second lighttube in the face of a just recovering SJ, whose eyes bug out and he quickly drops and rolls out of the ring and jumps into the crowd with his title belt! Alf hits Heyross with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Heels stand, or lay in some cases, in the aisle. Stephen Joseph stands on a fan's chair and glares at The Deadly Alliance, belt over his shoulder. TK and Reject help Zack up in the corner, and Leon checks on him as Alf grabs a mic. ALF You better batten down the hatches up there, Nova Scotia! *crowd cheers* Because November Reign...*crowd chants along* JUST... GOT... DEADLIER!!! Alf slams the mike down, and [i]Kick Some Ass[/i] by Stroke 9, the Deadly Alliance theme, plays the show out. COLE OH MY GOD!!! If that's the carnage that's in store for November Reign, we're in for one hell of a shitstorm! GOOD NIGHT, everybody, and we'll see you in three days for November Reign! COACH And if I know one thing, Stephen Joseph WILL NOT be happy to be upstaged like this! [b]*fade to black*[/b] We've still got over a week to post this, so if anyone else wants a mention in the brawl, feel free to let me know. --Edited the ending slightly.

Nice of Simmons to also show how little he knows about pro wrestling by bringing up post-Montreal WWE, as if Austin wouldn't have gotten over had Bret been there.

Well, I'm off to hang myself now

The Los Angeles Clippers of Anaheim

Angry e-mails like that only provide people like Simmons and Scoop Jackson with satisfaction and motivation to spew out more of their biased drivel. They won't get that from me.

Also, I should point out that the Knicks have only made the playoffs twice since the Ewing trade, and were put out in the first round both times. Before the Ewing trade, they had made 13 consecutive playoff appearences, including two finals trips, and only failed to get past the first round twice. Meaning the whole theory's namesake is complete shit to begin with, so I can understand why Simmons would back it.

NO DISSENTING OPINIONS ON CHOKEN ONE'S WATCH