alfdogg

And naturally, Scoop Jackson plays the race card.

CWM talking to his own gimmicks again

Of course "the images are still fresh in everyone's minds" when ESPN shows them nearly every time Ron Artest is discussed.

Let's help everyone forget about the brawl in Detroit by dedicating an episode of OTL to it! Brilliant! *clinks Guinness*

The show is from Kansas City, btw.

[i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg comes through the curtains to an enormous reaction. COLE And here comes Alfdogg, down for the first of two qualifying matches tonight for the World title next week, and paying tribute to one of the all-time greats! Alf is wearing the late Eddie Guerrero's Scarface design "Latino Heat" shirt with the sleeves cut off, as opposed to the normal white T. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 245 pounds! A former Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and poses in the corners, holding the shirt out with his thumbs and pointing to the sky as [i]Simply Ravishing[/i] hits and the crowd pops huge once again at the appearance of Tony Brannigan. COACH And this should be a classic matchup right here, Cole! BUFFER [i]And his opponent...from Hollywood, U.S.A.! He weighs in at 272 pounds, and is a former World heavyweight champion, as well as a former World tag team champion as a member of Black T...here is TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANNIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN!!!!![/i] Tony enters the ring and removes his robe, posing for the crowd, then goes to his corner. COLE These men have been around ever since the OAOAST's inception, and are both former OAOAST World champions. But, amazingly as it sounds, this is the first time these two have ever faced off in a match! COACH That's right, Cole! In fact, there's only one prior occasion these guys have even so much as been in the same match together, and that would be when they were teammates in the War Games match where the aWo was vanquished forever nearly three years ago! *DING DING DING* Alf and Tony circle the ring, then tie up, and Alf grabs a side headlock. Tony pushes him off into the ropes, and then takes him down with a standing shoulderblock! Alf backs off into a corner. COLE Tony overpowering Alf, and once again, the winner of this contest will earn a spot in a triple threat match next week on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! Zack Malibu and Brock Ausstin will vy for the second challenger spot later tonight, and Zack's partner, Leon Rodez, will challenge Stephen Joseph for the OAOAST World championship tonight as well! COACH And just imagine, there's a chance one of these men will have to fend off both of the World tag team champions in order to regain the World title! Alf and Tony tie up once again, and Alf surprises Tony with an armdrag! Alf holds his arms out as Tony looks back at him from the corner. Tony comes out and grabs a side headlock, then gets pushed off into the ropes by Alf. Alf drops to the mat and Tony hops over, then stops, and Alf gets up and walks into a big bodyslam! Alf holds his back and crawls into the corner, then Tony does Eddie Guerrero's shimmy, much to the delight of the crowd. Alf charges Tony and gets caught in a headlock takedown. Alf scissors Tony's head, and Tony crawls around and flips over on top of Alf for a cover! 1.. 2...... Alf bridges up, but can't get all the way up. COLE There you see the size advantage of Tony coming into play, Alf unable to bridge back to his feet, and now another cover! 1... 2...... Alf with another bridge, and this time he manages to make it all the way up! Alf turns, and manages to counter Tony, attempting a backslide! COACH And once again, Tony should have the advantage here, unless Alf drops to his knees, and he is! Alf drops to one knee, then another, bringing Tony's shoulders to the mat! 1.... 2........... Tony gets free! Alf goes back after Tony, but catches a shoulder to the gut! Tony whips Alf to the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, then Tony drops down, and Alf leaps over and stops, then sends a foot to the gut, caught by Tony. Tony swings the foot around, but gets caught with a windmill kick, ala Shelton Benjamin! COLE And that's the first big move of this match, a beautiful windmill kick by Alf, and he's got the advantage! Alf gives Tony a kick to the gut, then gives him a snap suplex! Alf covers... 1... 2...... Tony kicks out! Alf picks up Tony and gives him a back suplex, then pulls himself up to the second rope, and drives an elbow into Tony! Alf with another cover! 1.... 2............. Another kickout! Alf drags Tony up into the corner, and lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Alf with another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Suddenly, Tony grabs Alf and throws him into the corner! Tony sends boots to the gut, then forearms to the back! Tony sets up a whip, but Alf reverses, sending Tony into the opposite corner. Alf charges, but Tony moves out of the way, and Alf runs chest-first into the corner! Tony measures him, and hits him with a BIG clothesline! Another sends Alf over the top to the floor! COACH Alf out to the floor after those BIG clotheslines from Tony Brannigan, and Tony's not gonna give him any time to rest! Tony follows Alf out to the floor, and rams his face into the apron! Alf holds himself up with the apron, and goes to the eyes of Tony, then gives him a savate kick! As Tony is doubled over, Alf sets up a piledriver! COLE Oh no, not a piledriver on the floor! Alf has him up...but Tony is able to work his way back down, and backdrops Alf onto the floor! COACH And that move backfires big time on Alf, as he takes a nasty bump on the ringside floor! Tony gets to his feet first, and tosses Alf back into the ring. As Alf gets to his knees, Tony grabs him by the hair with his left hand and drives in rights to the head! Tony then picks up Alf in a slam position, and drives Alf's midsection into his knee, then tosses him to the mat! Cover... 1...... 2............. Kickout! Tony turns Alf over and drives knees to the back, then waits for Alf to get to his feet...and locks in a bearhug! COLE Bearhug slapped on by Tony Brannigan! Could this be it right here? COACH He's got it locked in good, Cole, but I don't think this is the end. Alf's been working for this opportunity ever since he came back at the start of the year, he's not going to let it slip away by giving up, and for that matter, neither will Tony! Tony jerks at Alf, who grabs the hair, but the referee removes his hands. Alf slowly fades, and the referee raises his arm... ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THREE....NO! Alf keeps the arm up on the third drop, and drives a right hand to the head! Then a second! A third! Alf then bites Tony right on the bridge of the nose, forcing Tony to let go of the hold! Alf goes to the ropes, but Tony recovers and drives a BIG BOOT into the face of Alf! COLE Big boot by Tony there, and Alf's momentum stopped cold with that move. COACH That's right, and you can see the fans behind both of these guys, they can't make up their mind, they're cheering every move in this match! Tony picks up Alf in a vertical suplex...and holds him...and holds him...and then drops down! COLE And a crushing, delayed vertical suplex there by Tony, and here's a cover! 1........ 2................... NO! Alf kicks out! Tony picks up Alf and gives him a back suplex, then goes up to the top rope. COLE Tony going upstairs here, we don't see this much from him! As Tony gets to the top, Alf has made it back to his feet, and throws a dropkick, dropping Tony crotch-first on the corner! Alf then slowly gets up and follows Tony to the top, bringing him off with a superplex! Both men are out on the mat, as the referee begins his count... ONE!!! TWO!!!!!1 THREE!!!!!1 FOUR!!!!!!!!!!1 FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alf sits up, and starts to make it to his feet! Tony follows him up, and drives a right hand! Alf fires one back! Another by Tony, another returned by Alf! A third by Tony, and a third returned by Alf, and then Alf starts to fire off more and more, before Tony drives a knee to the midsection! Tony scoops Alf up for another slam, but Alf goes behind the back, then turns Tony around and hits a belly-to-belly overhead suplex! COLE Suplex! COACH Not much mustard on that suplex from Alf, obviously the moves from Tony have taken a lot out of him! COLE Gonna try another one here! Alf slowly walks back over and gets Tony over with a T-Bone suplex! A cover... 1....... 2................... NO!! Kickout by Tony! Alf goes to the top rope as Tony gets to his feet, and comes off with a MISSILE DROPKICK! Alf with another cover... 1........ 2................ ANOTHER kickout! Alf goes right back to the top, and jumps off again...but this time Tony catches him with a foot to the gut, and sets up a piledriver!!! COLE Here comes the Attitude Adjustment piledriver! This could be it! Tony gets Alf up, but Alf struggles and gets back down, then takes him down by the legs and hooks a SHARPSHOOTER~! as the crowd goes crazy! COLE Reversal...SHARPSHOOTER!!! Could this be it??? Tony yells out in pain, but drags his larger body towards the ropes. When Tony reaches out for them, Alf drags him back towards the middle! COACH And back to the middle of the ring! Alf holds on to the hold as Tony holds his face in his hands. Tony then pushes up with his hands, and grabs the referee by the belt, pulling him into Alf and causing the hold to be broken! The crowd applauds once more as Alf gives the referee shit. Tony slowly makes it back to his feet in the corner, and Alf charges. Tony ducks and helps Alf into the air, as Alf's momentum carries him to the top rope! Tony immediately turns around and pushes his legs out from under him, then follows him up, standing on the second rope. Tony then grabs Alf in a dragon sleeper, then grabs the back of his pants and pulls him to the mat in an INVERTED SUPLEX!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!! Alf is COMPLETELY out of it now, this has GOT to be it. COACH That was an inverted superplex, Cole, and it's knocked all the wind right out of Alf! Tony rolls Alf over, and covers... 1......... 2........................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! Alf gets a shoulder up!!! COLE HOW did Alf kick out of that one??? Tony sits on the mat and catches his breath for a few seconds, then picks up Alf in another hanging suplex. This time, however, Tony staggers towards the ropes, and as he hits them, Alf goes to the floor, but Tony falls over with him! COACH Amazing, Alf had enough prescence of mind to hang on to that suplex and drag Tony over the top with him! Both men are out on the floor, and the referee gets to a six-count before Alf slides into the ring. Tony follows, climbing onto the apron, and delivering a shoulder to the midsection. Tony then springs over the ropes with a sunset flip, but Alf grabs the ropes and kneels down! 1............ 2.......................... Right before the three, the referee looks up and notices Alf's hands on the ropes. Alf removes his hands and holds them up in the air shaking his head, and Tony turns it over! 1............... 2................................ Alf kicks out again!!!!! Tony ducks down and Alf leaps over him, running to the ropes, then Tony leapfrogs him, and Alf comes back again, but Tony catches him, and goes for the OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE~!!!!!11111...but Alf hooks in a tight front facelock, and Tony has to release the grip! Alf lands on his feet on the turn, and then drops Tony with a Northern Lights bomb!!! Alf then goes to the top as the crowd gets to their feet...and connects with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE HE HIT IT!!! This could be Alf's chance!!! Alf crawls over and covers... 1................. 2...................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH HE DID IT!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of this contest...ALFDOGG!!![/i] [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] starts up. COLE It's been a long road back for Alf, but next week on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN, he'll finally get another chance at the World heavyweight championship as a result of winning this match! Alf poses in the corner as Tony makes it to his feet, then jumps off to find Tony right in his face! COLE Alf and Tony, face to face, what's going to happen here? After a brief staredown, Tony takes a couple steps back and says something to Alf, then slowly extends his hand as the crowd roars in approval! Alf looks to one side of the crowd, and the the other, and then back at Tony and down at his hand, before slowly accepting and shaking the hand of Tony Brannigan! COLE How about that? After this hard fought match, with so much at stake, a great show of sportsmanship from these two great athletes! Tony leaves the ring as Alf circles the corners once more, then pounds his chest and points to the sky before heading back to the dressing room.

Czech Republic, have you EVER participated in a thread and contributed anything to the discussion or do you always make a point of making irrelevant shitty jokes? You seriously have to be the most unhappy person I've ever had any interaction with in life.

Hoff did a fine job of explaining himself in that first post. If I made that argument only to have it simply met with "you're wrong", I probably wouldn't bother attempting to debate it, either.

He should just pretend he's retarded

A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Brock Ausstin comes through the curtains, accompanied by his manager, Rick Heyross. Boos shower him as Buffer starts his announcement. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by his manager, Rick Heyross! Hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, and weighing in at 320 pounds...a member of Stevens/Heyross Incorporated, and one of the most fearsome figures in the wrestling world today...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE And here comes Brock Ausstin, attempting to qualify for a shot at the World championship next week on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! But it'll be no easy task getting there, Coach! COACH No doubt, Cole! His opponent has BEEN to the top on two occasions already! Brock does the HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! in the ring, as [i]Getting Away With Murder[/i] by Papa Roach hits and the audience EXPLODES as Zack Malibu walks down the aisle. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 200 pounds even, and hailing from Providence, Rhode Island! He is one half of the reigning OAOAST World tag team champions, as well as a former two-time OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORLD!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZACK MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i] COLE And if Zack wins this match, he'll have a chance to become the first three-time World champion in OAOAST history! COACH And after tonight's over, who knows...he could have to face his partner for that honor! COLE That's exactly right, Coach! We already know Alfdogg will be one of his opponents, but the other piece of the opposition still to be... Speaking of Alfdogg, Cole is interrupted by [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i], as well as a big pop for the entrance of Alfdogg himself! COACH Well, speaking of Alf, here he comes! He looks to be headed our way, Cole! Zack and Brock watch Alf as he waves at both of them in the ring, then grabs a headset at the table. COLE And Alfdogg joining us at the announce position here...what brings you here, Alf? ALF Well what brings me here, Cole, is I figure now that I've finally qualified for a shot at the OAOAST championship, I may as well see firsthand who one of my opposition is going to be. *DING DING DING* COACH Could part of it be, Alf, the rivalry between yourself and the S.H.I. that brings you out here, being that Brock Ausstin, a member of that organization? ALF You know, Coach, I'm a little offended that you, of all people, would make those false accusations about me! I'm just out here to watch what's sure to be a great wrestling match. Brock and Zack tie up, and Brock shoves Zack off into the corner and does the Hulk Hogan crunching pose, drawing boos. COLE Zack overpowered by Brock there, as you might expect... COACH Well let me ask you this Alf, last week you announced your fourth partner right here on HeldDOWN, we heard the music at AngleMania when you had a bloody showdown with Sandman9000. So my question is, is the Sandman here tonight? ALF I'll be honest with you, Coach, I really don't know. I haven't seen him since that match...I don't know WHAT runs through his mind. Brock whips Zack into the ropes, and Zack slides underneath his legs, then gives him a dropkick! However, Brock manages to stay on his feet, so Zack gives him a second one, and this one sends him through the ropes to the floor! COLE Brock Ausstin sent to the floor...so do you have any preference as to which one of these guys you'll be facing next week on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN, Alf? ALF Absolutely not, I've beaten both of these guys in the past, and I'll do it again to whichever one I need to in order to regain the World title. As Brock tries to get back into the ring, Zack gives him a baseball slide to the face, sending him back into the guardrail! Zack then grabs the ropes and leaps to the top turnbuckle, then jumps out of the ring with a bodypress onto Brock! Zack delivers right hands to the head, then puts Brock back into the ring. Zack then goes to the top rope, and hits Brock with a missile dropkick!!! Cover... 1........... 2.......................... Kickout by Brock! Zack gets up and drops a knee to the sternum, then goes to the outside, and springs in with a guillotine legdrop! Zack covers again... 1.......... 2...................... Kickout again! Zack lifts Brock up, and gives him a Russian legsweep! He then signals for the Zack Attack! COACH And there's the signal for that Shining Wizard, he calls it the Zack Attack! Thsi one could be over very quickly! ALF I'd be very surprised if someone could put Brock away this quickly, I've gotta think he's got a lot more left in him than this. Zack lets Brock get to his knees, then hammers him on the back with forearms. He then goes to the other side of the ring, and charges with the Zack Attack~!!! However, Brock rolls away to avoid it, then drives a knee to the midsection of Zack! Zack reverses an Irish whip, but puts his head down! Brock kicks Zack, then whips him back in. Zack slides underneath again, but this time gets caught with a MASSIVE clothesline which turns him inside out!!! COLE WOW, Zack turned inside-out with that clothesline, and the tide has definitely turned in this matchup! Brock walks around the ring taunting the fans, as Zack gets up in a corner. Brock charges and levels Zack with another clothesline in the corner! Zack sinks down to the mat, but Brock picks him back up. Brock grabs him under the left arm and around his neck, and VEALS him all the way into the opposite corner, drawing OOHS and AHHS from the crowd! Zack slides to the outside, and Brock follows, dropping him from a slam position onto the guardrail! Brock then picks up Zack...and gives him a belly-to-belly overhead INTO THE CROWD!!! COLE TOTALLY uncalled for from Brock Ausstin, he could have hurt innocent people with that move! Brock slides into the ring to break the count, raising his arms to draw some more boos from the crowd. He then goes back to the outside and drags Zack over the rail by his hair, and throws him back into the ring. Brock delivers another belly-to-belly overhead, and then covers... 1............... 2........................... Kickout! Brock picks up Zack and locks in an abdominal stretch! COLE And Brock looking to make Zack Malibu submit here, and should that happen, he'll join the man sitting to my right, Alfdogg, in a triple threat match for the OAOAST World title next week on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! Brock hammers away at the exposed side of Zack as the hold is applied, then inches closer to the ropes. As the referee checks on Zack, Brock grabs the ropes, pulling on them as Zack writhes in pain! The referee looks up, right after Brock lets go of the ropes. The referee asks Brock if he was using the ropes, and Brock shakes his head. COLE You saw just a minute ago Brock cheating to gain an unfair advantage by grabbing the ropes. ALF It's only cheating if you get caught, Cole. That's smart what Brock's doing right there, he knows the referee can't possibly see him holding the ropes while he's checking on Zack, and he's using it to his advantage. Brock grabs the ropes again as the referee goes back into his position. Once again, he's too late to see the unfair advantage. He gets back down again, but this time, as Brock grabs the ropes, the ref sneaks around the back and catches him, starting the count. When he gets to four, Zack manages to power him over in a hiptoss! Zack then dropkicks him to the back of the knee and goes to the top rope...but when he leaps off, Brock catches him in a big powerslam! Brock gets to his knees and pumps his fists, then covers... 1.............. 2....................... NO! Zack kicks out! COLE Brock with another two-count, as Zack was starting to gain a little momentum there, but got stopped cold with that huge powerslam! And Alf, it's starting to look more and more like this is the man you'll be fending off next week in order to become a two-time World champion... At this point Brock looks down at Alf in the announce booth. ALF Don't worry about me, son, you worry about him. Finish him off, then you get all of this you can handle, trust me. Brock gives Zack a back suplex, then goes to the top? COACH Look at Brock, going all the way to the top here, what's going to happen? Brock comes off with a flying splash, but Zack gets the knees up! Both men are down, and the referee starts counting... ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Both men start getting to their feet, and Zack quickly delivers a dropkick to the kneecap of Brock! Brock drops back down to the mat, and Zack grabs the leg, and drops a knee on it! Zack then hooks in a half Boston crab! Brock screams in pain as the referee asks him if he wants to give it up! Zack is sitting deep on the hold, but Brock is still able to struggle his way to the ropes! The referee counts to four, and Zack breaks. Zack lets Brock get to his feet, and kicks the leg back out from under him! Brock gets back to one knee, and Zack bounces off the ropes and NAILS him with a YAKUZA~! kick! Cover... 1.................. 2................................. NO!!! Brock gets a foot on the ropes! Zack whips Brock into the ropes, but Brock hooks the ropes and Zack misses a dropkick! Brock sets up a vertical suplex, but Zack slips behind the back and shoves him into the corner...but the referee is standing there, and is now out on the mat! Zack catches Brock coming out of the corner with the TRENDSETTER~!!! Zack covers, but there's no referee! Zack slaps the mat three times, as the crowd counts along with him! COLE Zack could have pinned Brock Ausstin right there, but there's no referee! Rick Heyross grabs the water jug from the announcers' table, and throws it onto Brock! As Zack attempts to revive the referee, Brock slides over and hits a low blow! Brock then slides to the outside, grabbing a steel chair! COACH Brock with a steel chair now, no referee! ALF Brock's doing what he's got to do to get into that match next week, I gotta respect... Alf is cut off as he's BLASTED in the head with the chair! COLE HEY! What the hell are you doing? Alf lays on the floor and removes his headset as Brock goes back into the ring and lays the chair down on the mat. He then sets Zack up for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 But as he lines Zack up with the chair on the mat... The lights in the arena dim, and the crowd ERUPTS. The lights then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COACH Oh my GOD, there's that music again! Brock drops Zack to the mat and stares at the entryway as oud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. “I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” COLE Could it be??? The lights continue to dart and flash as Brock grabs the chair back off the mat and goes over to the ropes. The music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. “White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. “Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The lights come back on, and the crowd is going nuts as Brock continues to stand at the ropes. COLE Look at the look on Brock's face! This is the first time I've ever seen him...he appears to be scared, Coach! COACH ...I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you're right, Cole! Brock steps back with the chair in both hands, then turns around...right into SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 from Zack, sending the chair right back into his face! COLE SCHOOL'S OUT! SCHOOL'S OUT! ZACK HIT IT!!! Alf delivers a right hand to Rick Heyross outside the ring, then gives him a vertical suplex on the floor, as the referee comes to and Zack covers... 1............... 2................................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE ZACK WINS!!! Zack's going to Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! for a shot at the World title! BUFFER [i]The winner of this bout...ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U!!!!![/i] Zack grabs the chair and stands on the second rope, then sees Alf standing out on the floor. COACH But so is that man, Cole, Alfdogg will also vy for a shot next week in a triple threat match! Alf points to Zack and talks smack as Zack makes the "my belt" motion with his hands.

Sandman, your team's not living up to its name very well.

I've been watching the Royal Rumble matches over the last week or so, and I had a few questions. 1) When/why was the decision made to vacate the WWF title and put it on Flair via the Royal Rumble, if that wasn't always a plan? Would Flair have won the Rumble anyway? 2) Why was Owen just sent out to be fed to Diesel in '94 right after the big heel turn? Even as an 11 year old when it happened, I felt that he should have been given a big run in the match. Only thing I can think of is they wanted to keep him and Bret away from each other until the actual match. 3) Why were there only 60-second intervals in '95? (I'm actually watching this one right now)

Zack Malibu vs Brock Ausstin Alfdogg vs Tony Brannigan

New Power Rankings 1. Detroit 2. San Antonio 3. Washington 4. Milwaukee 5. Indiana 6. Dallas 7. LA Clippers 8. Phoenix 9. Miami 10. Cleveland 11. Golden State 12. Memphis 13. Philadelphia 14. Denver 15. Chicago 16. Utah 17. New Jersey 18. Boston 19. LA Lakers 20. Minnesota 21. Orlando 22. Houston 23. NO/OK 24. Portland 25. Sacramento 26. Seattle 27. New York 28. Atlanta 29. Charlotte 30. Toronto

Jeez. If the Kings keep it up, the Suns may win the Pacific without much trouble after all. And no, I'm not buying the Clippers yet. If they can make it to New Year's with this win %, then we'll talk.

This will be most interesting if there's ever a Popick vs Jay Richards match.

He was being sarcastic.

All times EST Sun, Nov. 6 Golden State @ New York, 1:00 Sacramento @ Phoenix, 8:00 Denver @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Nov. 7 Cleveland @ Toronto, 7:00 New Jersey @ Miami, 7:30 Utah @ Charlotte, 7:30 LA Clippers @ Minnesota, 8:00 San Antonio @ Chicago, 8:30 Tue, Nov. 8 LA Lakers @ Atlanta, 7:00 Golden State @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Seattle @ Memphis, 8:00 Orlando @ Houston, 8:30 Detroit @ Sacramento, 10:00 Wed, Nov. 9 Dallas @ Philadelphia, 7:00 LA Clippers @ Washington, 7:00 Seattle @ Cleveland, 7:00 Memphis @ Boston, 7:30 San Antonio @ Charlotte, 7:30 Utah @ New Jersey, 7:30 LA Lakers @ Minnesota, 8:00 Miami @ Indiana, 8:00 ESPN Orlando @ NO/OK, 8:00 Golden State @ Chicago, 8:30 New York @ Portland, 10:00 Sacramento @ Denver, 10:30 ESPN Thu, Nov. 10 LA Clippers @ Atlanta, 7:00 Houston @ Miami, 8:00 TNT Detroit @ Phoenix, 10:30 TNT Fri, Nov. 11[/b] New Jersey @ Indiana, 7:00 Utah @ Toronto, 7:00 Dallas @ Charlotte, 7:30 Memphis @ Cleveland, 7:30 San Antonio @ Boston, 7:30 Seattle @ Washington, 7:30 LA Lakers @ Philadelphia, 8:00 ESPN Denver @ Sacramento, 10:00 Detroit @ Portland, 10:30 ESPN New York @ Golden State, 10:30 Sat, Nov. 12[/b] Memphis @ Atlanta, 7:00 San Antonio @ Washington, 7:00 Charlotte @ Miami, 7:30 Dallas @ NO/OK, 8:00 Houston @ New Jersey, 8:00 Indiana @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Utah @ Chicago, 8:30 Golden State @ Phoenix, 9:00

Way to go, Anthony Johnson, you useless, lumpy-headed piece of fucking shit. Turn the ball over in the backcourt, and then foul MICHAEL REDD on a three-pointer. Please go break your hand again, and let someone in the game who's actually earned a spot in the league by playing well on a team not depleted by injuries.

31 for Okur? Did I just hear right?

CWM has really outdone himself this time

Chandler looks like a terrorist

Put him in with Hardcore Holly

Fucking, lie.

I was actually thinking today of adding a new heel team in the near future, that you can use instead of TK/Reject. They'll actually be feuding with each other, with the newbs putting Reject out of action at Climax, and then in his return, him and TK could cost them their tournament match. In favor of kicking said feud off, I'm going to put a different team in the 6-man finals against Brock/Heyross, who will be winning the titles, if anyone has a suggestion for that slot.