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Jason Richardson is obviously an upgrade in talent over Raja Bell, but as mentioned is a sizeable downgrade defensively. Also, Amare is already whining about wanting the Suns to be "his team", and this is just another guy who will demand a lot of his touches. I just don't get this trade from Phoenix's side. Meanwhile, Charlotte can put a nice defensive lineup out there with Bell/Wallace/Okafor.

ALFDOGG Everyone already knows I should be the next in line for a World title shot. United States champ, and unlike you, Leon, I actually pinned a HEALTHY Puerto Rican twice during his title reign. I mean, it's a no-brainer! ------------- REJECT Isn't it obvious why I should get the next crack at Leon Rodez? I mean, I [i]destroyed[/i] him in a steel cage just two months ago. That has to weigh in on the mind of the OAOAST office when determining who's next in line, right? And don't forget how I pinned the ex-champion, Tha Puerto Rican, in a tag team match. I softened him up for you, Leon! So if nothing else, as a show of gratitude, I deserve a shot at your title. ------------- VINNY VALENTINE (w/Ken Pantera and Tony Tourettes) I'd be a much better representative for that belt than that Leon Rodez guy! Look at me, I'm a better athlete, I'm a better dancer, and I'm also [i]much[/i] better looking. TONY SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHORE! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT! ------------ MARIANO Yo baby, it's been a long time since someone from da EASTSIDE~ was reppin' the 'chip. That's why I should be da next World champ, son. QUINCY Nah, fool, it's gotta be my belt! I'm from da EASTSIDE~, too, QUEENS, son! And I should be the next KING of the OAOAST. WALDO Fuck both you niggas, that belt's comin' ta me! Now, when people ask "Where's Waldo", they gon' be sayin' "he da one wearin' dat BIIIIG GOOOOOLD BELT!" Haha! LUTHER Nigga, you crazy! I get higher than anyone standin' here right now, in more ways than one! Why wouldn't dey choose me outta dis group? All four Burrough Boys argue as the camera cuts away. ---------------------------- BROCK AUSSTIN I've been with this company for a long time, but title shots have been few and far between. Hopefully, Leon Rodez will be the honorable champion everyone thinks he will, and grant The Current Big Thing a shot at his title, because I feel that I've earned it. -------------------------- QUENTIN BENJAMIN You know, Charlie, I still haven't forgotten the way that Leon Rodez interfered in our match and cost us our tag team titles. CHARLIE MOSS You know I still remember that! Or what about three weeks ago, when his buddy Bohemoth laid us both out in a six-man tag? BENJAMIN That's right. Team Heyross owes those guys in the In Crowd. And I could think of no sweeter revenge than to take the World Heavyweight title away from Leon Rodez. MOSS You know, you're [i]absolutely[/i] right? I was just thinking that myself. ------------------------ DENZEL SPENCER I think I deserve the next title shot at Leon Rodez. I don't like to brag, mon, but I've got some big wins on my record as of late, matches no one expected me to win. And if I get a shot at the World title, who knows what could happen?

Happy 37th birthday to SnukaIsSexy!

I'll go with Chicago for Thursday.

So, since Porter is now "retired" from TSM, what do we do about his team? Or did he say he was going to finish out this season?

16 minus nine is not three, whoever edited the results in.

hahaha, I lost to emergency picks. What the fuck.

That sure was nice of the Washington guy to carry Derrick Mason into the endzone.

Just kidding. Here's the match. As we return from commercial, [i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't got Nobody[/i] is playing, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow is walking around the ring slapping hands with fans. COLE Back here on HeldDOWN, as Deuce Deuce Bigelow is ready for action! Deuce climbs into the ring, and removes his attire. BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Anaheim, California, weighing in at 265 pounds...Mitch Hall![/i] COLE Mitch Hall, with a great opportunity here on HeldDOWN against big Deuce, who was a survivor this past Sunday in his match at November Reign! COACH Yeah, he had two other partners against just Pantera! Let's see what would happen one-on-one! Deuce and Hall circle the ring, and tie up, and Deuce quickly overpowers him. Hall kneels for a bit, then gets up, and goes behind Deuce. Deuce drills Hall with an elbow, and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a spinning wheel kick! COLE And there's that tremendous agility on the part of the big man! Deuce calls out to the crowd, then whips Hall into the corner, and follows him in with the handspring elbow! COLE And listen to the crowd! Deuce takes over Hall with a snapmare, and then drops a headbutt! He then picks Hall up, and whips him into the ropes. Hall ducks a clothesline, but Deuce catches him the next time, lifting him onto his shoulders...then spinning him around into the BOOTY CALL~! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Deuce picks up another win! BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW!!!!![/i] COLE Some nice exposure for young Mitch Hall, but Deuce too much tonight! Folks, we'll be back!

[quote]VENTURA I don't think so Michael, I don't think this is what PRL had in mind somehow. It's soon clear that PRL isn't in control, as Leon starts to walk away from the corner with the World Champion's arms waving frantically. Stopping in the middle of the ring, Leon then reaches up... and hooks his hands behind the back of PRL's head. COLE What is this!? With PRL trapped, Leon glances to the crowd one last time... *WHAM!* ...BEFORE SITTING OUT AND DROPPING PRL RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" COLE ohmy.gif VENTURA COUNT! 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!! "YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" VENTURA ...WE'VE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!! The crowd go NUTS as the bell sounds, barely audible in the arena. Fans literally jump for joy in the stands as Leon lets go of the legs of Tha Puerto Rican and flops backwards on the mat, completely spent. COLE AFTER FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, LEON RODEZ HAS FINALLY CLIMBED THE OAOAST MOUNTAIN! AND HE IS NOW THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! "Rock The Casbah" blares over the speakers as Tha Puerto Rican rolls slowly out of the ring defeated. With almost as little energy, Leon struggles back to his feet and looks around the ecstatic sea of fans as referee Charles Robinson helps him up and raises his hand in victory! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Leon falls back to one knee clenching his fists, before finding the energy to climb the turnbuckles and salute the crowd. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... and the NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW ONE AND ONLY ANGLESAULT THREAD... HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLDD... "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLLLLEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONN... RRRROOOOOOOOODDEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ------------------------ The celebration party continue to pile into the ring, including BOHEMOTH, who after congratulating Leon summons Jumbo over from the pack to help him lift Leon up onto his shoulders! Leon raises the World Title up, before he's suddenly put back down. The crowd of OAOASTers step aside to let ZACK MALIBU past. The Franchise of the OAOAST has a big smile on his face as he steps back, taking a look at his long-time tag team partner with the OAOAST World Title over his shoulder. Zack then extends a hand. Sure enough they shake and then hug to applause from everybody else in the ring. ------------------------ With the OAOAST wrestlers and personalities still surrounding him Leon raises the OAOAST World Championship to the crowd, our final shot as...[/quote] ...as the view changes to a TV screen showing said final shot, then pans around to show Reject staring intently into the TV. After a few moments of this, TK calls him over towards the rest of the DA, who are gathered around for a brief discussion, including Mr. Dick and Malaysia. ALF You know, this past week at November Reign, the Deadly Alliance took their lumps. TK took a fall for us, Reject took a fall for us...hell, even I took a fall for us. But when it was all over, what did the record book say? It said the Deadly Alliance won. The rest of the group nods in agreement. ALF Now, Mr. Dick, our newest member. What happened Sunday night was not your fault. Mr. Moneymaker is to blame for what happened to you out there, and rest assured he and his Enterprise WILL pay for it in the very near future. Mr. Dick nods. ALF But tonight's match was a hell of a way to make up for it, and I know the two of you will make a fine showing in the Anderson Cup tournament. And if Todd Cortez thinks I'm going to take what happened this past Sunday lying down, he's in for a world of disappointment... Alf is interrupted by loud pounding on the door. TK walks over and turns the knob, at which point Tony Tourettes bursts in, smashing TK against the wall behind the door. TONY Where's Vinny? SANDMAN ...you're in the wrong room, chief. TONY FUCK! At that point, Vinny and Ken Pantera walk into the locker room. VINNY There you are. Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to give you this. Vinny hands Tony a small sack, which Tony anxiously looks through...then smacks across Vinny's face, bursting the bag and sending mixed nuts flying throughout the room. TONY There's NO FUCKING CASHEWS! YOU ASSHOLE! Vinny walks out of the room, as Pantera follows, as does Tony, shouting profanities, as the DA looks on, confused. AND NOW, THE LOST OBAMA CAMPAIGN AD [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoR7uqFia7M[/video]

"I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones

Boy, this week should be fun! Sun, Nov. 30 Portland @ Detroit, 3:00 Chicago @ Philadelphia, 5:00 NBATV Houston @ Denver, 8:00 New Jersey @ Phoenix, 8:00 Toronto @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Dec. 1 Minnesota @ Charlotte, 7:00 Orlando @ Boston, 7:30 NBATV Miami @ Golden State, 10:30 Tue, Dec. 2 LA Lakers @ Indiana, 7:00 NBATV Washington @ New Jersey, 7:30 Portland @ New York, 7:30 Philadelphia @ Chicago, 8:30 LA Clippers @ Dallas, 8:30 Detroit @ San Antonio, 8:30 Toronto @ Denver, 9:00 Utah @ Sacramento, 10:00 Wed, Dec. 3 Memphis @ Atlanta, 7:00 Oklahoma City @ Charlotte, 7:00 New York @ Cleveland, 7:00 Minnesota @ Orlando, 7:00 LA Lakers @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Portland @ Washington, 7:00 Indiana @ Boston, 7:30 Chicago @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Phoenix @ New Orleans, 8:00 NBATV LA Clippers @ Houston, 8:30 Miami @ Utah, 9:00 Thu, Dec. 4 Phoenix @ Dallas, 8:00 TNT San Antonio @ Denver, 10:30 TNT Fri, Dec. 5 Oklahoma City @ Orlando, 7:00 LA Lakers @ Washington, 7:00 New York @ Atlanta, 7:30 Indiana @ Cleveland, 7:30 Minnesota @ New Jersey, 7:30 Portland @ Boston, 8:00 ESPN LA Clippers @ Memphis, 8:00 Golden State @ Houston, 8:30 Charlotte @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Toronto @ Utah, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Dec. 6 Cleveland @ Charlotte, 7:00 Oklahoma City @ Miami, 7:30 New Jersey @ Philadelphia, 7:30 LA Clippers @ Minnesota, 8:00 Memphis @ New Orleans, 8:00 Washington @ Chicago, 8:30 NBATV Atlanta @ Dallas, 8:30 Golden State @ San Antonio, 8:30 Utah @ Phoenix, 9:00 Denver @ Sacramento, 10:00

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TSM YouTube Yahoo fantasy sports (replace with HoopsHype during the basketball offseason) ESPN Those are the only sites I go to absolutely every day I get online.

On a side note, the little automatic video that popped up on ESPN said "the Cavaliers taking on 'the enigma that is the Indiana Pacers.'" I kind of like that. Also, looking at the standings last night, I was surprised to see that Washington is the only team looking up at us in the East standings. I think that's a good sign of how the East has gotten better from top to bottom.

LeBron James is such a pussy. "Waah, Danny Granger firmly grasped my arm as I drove to the basket! How am I supposed to shoot State Farm commercials with these scrapes on my arms?" Contact happens in basketball. Suck it up, bitch.

Washington Jacksonville Detroit Green Bay Indianapolis Atlanta N.Y. Giants Tennessee Miami Denver N.Y. Jets Arizona Pittsburgh New England Carolina Colts - 34

If we do 70's and 80's tournaments, I want to run one of those. GROUP A "Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye "Hey Jude" by The Beatles "A Day in the Life" by the Beatles "My Generation" by The Who "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendriz Expierence "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "Gimme Shelter" by Rolling Stones

You're welcome

Psst, Venkman:

Nice job on the intro. The women's title match was excellent. Definitely right up my alley. Good match between Baron's Team and the CI team. The ending reminded me of the ending to the match between Andre/Jake Roberts' teams in 1988. New I-C champion crowned. Nice match, easy to read. Love the NYS poster. A very exciting Dream Team/Cleveland Steamers match. There's definitely more of this war coming, and you have to wonder what the Deadly Alliance will think of their guy being left for dead at the end of the match. MOTN: Jade vs Malaysia LOTN: "Ingrates, Mikey! Damn ingrates! Mister Moneymaker gave these idiots everything. They’d be working the night shift at Taco Bell with Chris Stevens and AJ Flaire if it weren’t for him keeping their useless asses employed." - Coach

I knew that would happen, but I'm just happy we got one of those two. That's some cold-blooded shit, scheduling those two back-to-back.