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[i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] CSI, Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross walk out to enormous boos, flanked by Rick Heyross. COLE And here comes all the men it took to get the OAOAST Heartland title off of Alfdogg, including the new Heartland champion himself, Chris Stevens! What a disgusting display we saw four days ago at World Without End! COACH Well, that's one man's opinion, Cole! I was thrilled to see the CSI return to full power! COLE What do these guys have to say? Chris Stevens grabs a mic and brings it up to his mouth, but is stopped by the crowd's booing. Heyross grabs the mic from Stevens. HEYROSS SHOW SOME RESPECT, you sons of bitches!!! *crowd boos* HEYROSS Because you're standing in the presence of the BRAND NEW OAOAST Heartland champion, CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS STEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!! *crowd boos louder, as Heyross hands the mic back to Stevens* STEVENS That's more like it. You know, you people never cease to amaze me. We had you ALL FOOLED. Jay, did we have these people fooled or what? They actually thought there were problems within the CSI...when really, it was all just a perfectly calculated plan between myself...Jay...and big Brock, good to have you back in the fold, big man! Stevens shakes hands and embraces Brock Ausstin as the crowd boos some more. STEVENS And of course...Mr. Heyross. Stevens slaps Heyross on the back and hands him the mike as Heyross laughs evilly. HEYROSS That's right, Chris. And LAST NIGHT, when Jay Richards said that the CSI was dead...well, guess what? It IS DEAD!!! COLE What? HEYROSS Because what you see in the ring right now, is THE MOST POWERFUL force in the HISTORY of the OAOAST! JAY RICHARDS!!! *crowd boos, as Richards smacks his chest and holds his arms out* BROCK AUSSTIN!!! *crowd boos as Brock does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!* The big man, JUMBO!!! *crowd boos as Jumbo raises his hands and his tongue hangs from his mouth* CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEAM HEYROSS!!! *crowd boos as Team Heyross poses in opposite corners* CHRIS STEVENS, and yours truly, RICK HEYROSS, we give to you, STEVENS! HEYROSS! INCORPORATED! *crowd boos* COACH That's S.H.I. for short, Cole. COLE Well, I got another letter I'd like to add onto the end of that. STEVENS In closing...the CSI may be dead...but it lays right next to the career of you, Alf. *crowd boos as [i]Punishment[/i] by Biohazard hits and the S.H.I. clears the ring.*

This is somewhat redundant, don't you think?

ATL BOS CHA CHI CLE DAL DEN DET GS HOU IND LAC LAL MEM MIA MIL MIN NJ NO/OK NY ORL PHI PHO POR SAC SA SEA TOR UTAH WAS Help yourselves, guys.

Can Q-Rich play SF? If so, I would think they'd go Crawford, Q-Rich and Davis.

I picked Christian, and I don't really find the choice to be that hard. Christian was over all on his own, and was mercilessly jobbed out all year. Hasaan had the UPN deal, but he was over on cheap foreigner heat, yet may or may not have won the belt at SummerSlam. Shelton certainly doesn't deserve to be buried like he is, but he just wasn't as over as those two were.

Piss edited his post after I mentioned Jarrett just so I'd look bad

or he could just be another lackey to Jeff Jarrett.

Yeah, I'm going to wait for someone else to confirm this. WWE certainly isn't above working the fans over something like this on its website.

Hey, give me some credit...I went from the first week against the Pats until the playoffs last year without reading them. That's a lot longer than most people who say they're going to quit doing something here go. Oh, and if Favre really wants another chance at a ring, he can always come to Indy next year and be Peyton's backup.

I thought he was starting in the preseason, last I saw. Perhaps I misread.

He's got the right idea

What are you talking about, Vitamin X.

It's a pussy call no matter who does it. Don't give me that "if the Patriots did it" bullshit, I don't discriminate teams like that. That was the equivalent of some of the hand-checking fouls called in the NBA.

Yes, I forgot that one play on 4th/7 was preceded by that absolute pussy offensive pass interference call. I take it back, it's not Holcomb's fault.

I guess I'm an idiot, then. They won tonight because Kelly Holcomb is a sorry POS who would only be starting for a team like Buffalo.

If Choken One and Leena are allowed to post here again, you can't reban Adam.

let him stay

Done~

I can't promise I'll have this whole thing done by the PPV, just warning you now. [i]Saturday Night's All Right[/i] hits and the crowd POPS for Jay Richards. COLE And all of that lead to this, let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Fatal four-way match, for the OAOAST Heartland championship. Introducing first, the challengers. First, from Orange City, Iowa, he weighs 199 pounds...tonight, he has decided to become his own man, and step out on his own mission, that being to become the OAOAST Heartland champion. Ladies and Gentlemen...JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The crowd gives Jay a nice reaction for his comments earlier, as he walks with eyes focused only on the ring. COLE Jay Richards getting a nice reaction here in Cleveland, earlier tonight, he declared the death of CSI, Coach. COACH Well, I don't know if that's his call to make, but it appears he no longer wants to be associated with Chris Stevens. COLE And of course, conspicuous by his absence is Jumbo, so I can only presume he'll remain by the side of Chris Stevens tonight. A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by Biohazard hits and Brock Ausstin comes through the curtains to a nice pop. BUFFER [i]The second challenger hails from Victoria, Minnesota, and is the biggest man in the contest at 320 pounds...the Monster, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock does his Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! from across the ring from Richards, as the familiar music hits. [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] Chris Stevens walks through the curtains to enormous boos, also without Jumbo by his side. COLE And no Jumbo by the side of Stevens, either! COACH Maybe the big guy didn't want to choose sides in this whole thing! BUFFER [i]Challenger number 3 hails from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighs in at 220 pounds. The leader of the former CSI, a former OAOAST 24/7 champion...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Stevens climbs in the ring and immediately starts jawing with Richards from across the ring. Then [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and the crowd goes NUTS as Alf walks down the aisle. COACH And HERE'S THE CHAMP! BUFFER [i]And the final participant...he weighs in tonight at 245 pounds...he is a former OAOAST World champion, and the reigning, and defending, OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring, and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Alf brawls with Stevens on one side of the ring, as Brock and Richards go at it on the other. Alf gives Stevens a kick to the gut, then puts him in a headlock and drives him into Brock with a BATTERING RAM!!! Brock rolls from the ring, then Richards comes at Alf, who jumps and grabs Stevens in a headscissors. Alf twirls his left arm in the air, then takes BOTH Stevens and Richards over with a headlock/headscissor combo! COLE Beautiful move, and Alf in control of this thing by himself early! Stevens and Richards are sent out of the ring right in front of Brock, who catches them and gives them a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!! Alf stands at the ring ropes waiting, as Stevens and Richards stagger back towards Brock, then flips over with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!!! However, Alf lands with all legs on the three men, and as a result falls back and hits on the back of his head on the floor! COLE NICE high-flying move by Alf, but it appears he hurt himself on that one as well! COACH Well, that's the risk of doing moves like that, Cole! Alf's just lucky there's protective mats here! It's not much, and I'm sure Alf can testify to that right now, but it's certainly better than nothing! All four men lay around on the floor for about five seconds, then Richards makes it to his feet and rolls Alf into the ring. Richards with a quick cover... 1.......... 2................. Kickout! COACH Can't fault Jay right there, he saw Alf holding his head, and thought he may be able to sneak a pin out of it! Richards picks up Alf, then runs with him towards the ropes and jumps over, dropping Alf's neck on the ropes ala Randy Savage. Richards then jumps back up on the apron, and slings over with a guillotine legdrop! Richards with another cover... 1........... 2.................... Kickout! On the floor, Stevens has grabbed a chair, and SMACKS Brock over the head with it! COLE What a CHAIRSHOT by Stevens! That should put Brock out of this thing for a while! Stevens climbs onto the apron, and catches Richards with a chairshot as he comes off the ropes! Stevens climbs into the ring, and picks up Richards, giving him a vertical suplex! Stevens covers... 1....... 2................. Kickout! COLE Chris Stevens getting a two-count on his now FORMER associate! Stevens reaches down to grab Richards, but Richards pulls him over into an inside cradle! 1............... 2......................... Kickout!!! Stevens pops up and drives an elbow into the back of Richards' head, and then a second! Alf rolls out of the ring as Stevens ascends the top rope...and comes off with an elbow!!! ...but Richards rolls out of the way! Alf finds a KENDO STICK under the ring as the crowd starts to cheer! Alf twirls the stick around, then runs around the ring and BLASTS Brock on the head, who is still making his way back to the ring from the aisleway! COLE Great presence of mind by Alf, keep the big guy out of the equation! Alf then rolls into the ring and twirls the stick again, then as Stevens gets up, gives him a shot to the gut! Then one to the back! Alf holds the stick up to the screaming crowd, then gives Richards a blow to the back, causing him to fall through the ropes to the floor! Alf picks up Stevens in a standing fireman's carry, then twirls him around, dropping him with the WhipLash!!! Alf leans forward and grabs a leg... 1........... 2.................... Stevens is able to kick out! Richards is outside the ring pulling TABLES out from underneath it, as Alf picks up Stevens for a snap suplex! Cover... 1.................. 2......................... Kickout!!! COACH Another near fall, and it looks like Jay's doing some redecorating outside the ring! Jay sets up two tables right beside each other, then one more right on top of it! Meanwhile, in the ring, Alf gives Stevens a belly-to-belly overhead suplex! Alf then awaits Stevens to stand up, and follows with a T-Bone suplex! Alf starts to cover, then notices a bloodied Brock on the apron grabbing the steel chair! COLE Brock was busted open by that last shot from the stick by Alf, it seems! Alf runs to one side of the ropes, and as luck would have it, Brock raises the chair in front of his own face as he's getting into the ring, and Alf BASEBALL SLIDES the chair back into his face!!! COACH And Brock STILL unable to get into the ring! No doubt, that's been a HUGE factor, no pun intended, in this match! Alf then goes to the outside again and grabs...a CHEESEHEAD??? COLE What the hell? COACH Why not? It works on No Mercy! Alf slams the cheesehead down on Brock's head, drawing laughter from some of the audience. He then grabs it again and puts it on, and rolls into the ring with the chair. Richards is waiting with another chair, and SLAMS it on Alf's cheesehead, only to have it bounce back and hit Richards in his own face! COLE Only in the OAOAST does a cheesehead somehow fit in with match psychology! Alf delivers a MASSIVE chairshot to an already bloodied Richards! Alf covers... 1................ 2................................ Richards gets his foot on the rope! COACH No three-count there! Jay got his foot on that middle rope! Alf looks to his right and sees Brock FINALLY sliding into the ring! Alf grabs a chair and CRACKS Brock on the back! COLE Brock FINALLY in the ring, but Alf makes him pay with that chairshot! Alf then grabs Brock's legs, and hooks him in a SHARPSHOOTER!!! COACH SHARPSHOOTER!!! Brock screams in pain, but is close to the ropes. Alf quickly realizes this, and pulls Brock away! COLE And it's right in the middle now! I think Brock may have to tap here, he could be the first elimination! Brock slowly pulls himself towards a corner. At this point, Richards recovers and rushes at Alf from the opposite corner, so Alf releases on Brock and applies the hold to Richards!!! COLE And now Richards feeling the pain of Alf's Sharpshooter! COACH ... Alf hangs onto the hold, until Stevens rolls back into the ring, trashcan in hand, and approaches Alf from the side, giving him a shot with the can! COLE Stevens back in the mix with a garbage can, and now it looks as if though Alf as been busted, as well! Stevens walks over to Brock, and gives him a shot with the can! He then walks slowly towards Richards, with a big smile on his face, and raises the can...but Richards is able to score with a low blow! Stevens falls backwards to the mat. Everyone lays on the mat, as the crowd gives an appreciative standing ovation for the match! COLE And this crowd loves it here in Cleveland! What an ovation for these four great athletes! Stevens and Richards both make it back to their feet at about the same time. Stevens carries the trashcan over, only to have Richards dropkick it back into his face! Stevens falls through the ropes backwards and to the floor. At this point, Brock finally has his senses back, and DRILLS Richards with a clothesline! Alf gets one as well! Richards is back up, and is the recipient of a press slam from Brock! Alf takes a belly-to-belly overhead suplex! COLE Brock is back, and he's ON A ROLL!!! Brock grabs Richards by the arm, and whips him into a corner, catching him coming back with a big backdrop! COACH Look at the HEIGHT on that move, Cole! At this point, the fans start standing and looking towards the entranceway, and boos are heard as the camera pans over to show Rick Heyross walking down the aisle! COLE Wait a minute, what the hell is Heyross doing here? COACH I don't know, but you can bet he has something on his mind! You know how this man feels towards Brock Ausstin! The camera goes back to the ring to show Stevens return, and get met with a Brock clothesline! Brock then sets up the F-STUNNER-5, but when he turns, he spots Heyross! COLE And Brock's spotted him! Brock then drops Stevens and starts jawing with Heyross. COACH Brock, you gotta pay attention to the match here, you can't get distracted! As Brock points the finger at Heyross, Heyross starts backpedaling and laughs. At that exact point, Stevens rolls up Brock and grabs the tights!!! 1.............. 2............................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE DAMN IT! Brock Ausstin eliminated thanks to distraction by Rick Heyross! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Brock Ausstin (7:23) eliminated by: Chris Stevens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heyross is already halfway down the aisle, when Brock rolls out of the ring after him! Heyross makes a serious break for it, with Brock in hot pursuit! COACH I think Rick just did the 100-yard dash in about 4.5! COLE And we're down to three men now! Alf gets up, and comes at Stevens with a superkick! Stevens ducks, however, and picks up Alf in an electric chair position! Stevens carries Alf to the ropes, right by the tables, as the crowd starts to stir. Alf pounds at the head of Stevens, but Stevens pushes Alf's feet forward, causing Alf to do a backflip over the top rope, THROUGH ALL OF THE TABLES!!!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!!!! Alf lays not moving on the floor! CROWD: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! COACH I gotta agree with Cleveland on this one, Cole! Stevens then goes to work on his former friend, Jay Richards, giving him a DDT! Stevens covers... 1............... 2............................... NO! Richards kicks out! Stevens grabs a chair and sets it up. He then picks up Richards and whips him into the ropes, giving him a drop toehold onto the chair! COLE Face-first into the chair goes Richards! Cover... 1............. 2..................... Kickout!!! COLE Another near-fall there! Jay Richards refuses to quit here! Alf finally starts to stir a little bit on the floor, as Stevens turns Richards over and applies a Regal stretch! COACH Submission hold applied! Could our second elimination come by a tapout here? COLE Meanwhile, Alf finally starting to move a little bit on the floor, thank God he's OK! COACH No doubt, Alf could have just as easily landed on his head on those tables the way he was sent off! Richards struggles, and after about fifteen seconds of fighting it, finally makes it to the ropes! COLE Referee has to break the hold now! Stevens waits for Richards to get to his feet, then runs to the ropes and tries for a DIAMOND CUTTER~! but Richards shoves Stevens off, right onto the set-up chair! COACH GREAT counter by Jay, and Chris landed really bad on that chair! COLE And now Chris has the chair! Richards with a NASTY chairshot, and Stevens is busted WIDE open! Richards has a very aggressive look on his face, and is about to deliver another shot, but Stevens quickly hops to his knees and feverently begs Jay off! Stevens puts his hands together, and you can read his lips apologizing to Richards! COLE And look at this! Look at Stevens beg off, what a coward! Stevens, with palm outstretched, slowly makes it to his feet, then holds both arms out and appears to be convincing Jay not to go through with it. Stevens then holds his hand out for a handshake. COLE A HANDSHAKE after all this??? Is he nuts? Jay looks around the crowd for a few seconds, then accepts Chris's hand! COLE I can't believe it. Both Stevens and Richards raise their hands to the crowd as they're showered with boos, then suddenly Stevens snatches the chair from Richards' hand, and takes a wild swing! Jay, however, ducks...and HOOKS THE CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 The crowd cheers loudly! COLE CROSSFACE~! CROSSFACE~! He's got it hooked! Jay kicks the chair from Chris's hand, then jumps and hooks his legs around Stevens' waist, dropping to the mat with the hold! Jay jerks back and forth for a few seconds, and Chris slowly fades! Just then, the crowd starts to stir, and the cameraman quickly adjusts just in time to catch Alf nailing the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 on both men on the mat to an ENORMOUS pop!!!!! COACH WHOA!!! COLE Alf out of NOWHERE with the five-star!!! Alf rolls over and covers Jay... 1.............. 2........................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE WE'RE DOWN TO TWO!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Jay Richards (11:19) eliminated by: Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The two remaining men lay prone on the mat as Richards rolls to the outside. The referee counts... ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alf sits up, and the crowd cheers him on! Alf and Stevens get to their feet at the same time, and exchange right hands. COLE Alfdogg and Chris Stevens, one of these bloodied and battered men will walk out of here with the Heartland title tonight! Alf gets the better of the exchange, but Stevens goes to the eyes! Stevens whips Alf, but Alf reverses, and catches Stevens with a AA SPINEBUSTER~!!! Alf covers... 1...................... 2.................................... NO!!! Stevens barely kicks out! Alf attempts a suplex, but Stevens drops behind the back, and shoves Alf into the corner. Stevens catches Alf in tombstone position, but Alf flips backwards and turns it over! Stevens then flips to the side, then Alf flips to the side again! Stevens is close to the ropes, and uses his feet to push around and reverse AGAIN, but Alf flips backwards one more time...and COMPLETES the move to a loud pop! COLE TOMBSTONE!!! Alf drops down for the cover, as the crowd begins to boo! Alf quickly grabs a chair, as JUMBO hops on the apron, only to be met with a BIG chairshot and sent back to the floor! COLE Jumbo's here! I guess now we know where Jumbo's loyalty really lies! Alf runs to the other side of the ring, then comes back with a TOPE CON HILO on Jumbo!!! The crowd goes NUTS as Alf pounds Jumbo on the floor! Just then, Jay Richards rolls back into the ring and grabs the other chair, as Stevens makes it to his knees. Richards has a sadistic smile on his face. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Jay Richards never left ringside! This spells BIG trouble for Chris Stevens! Alf slides back into the ring...and as he does, Richards turns around and BLASTS HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! COLE WAIT A MINUTE!!! The crowd showers Richards with boos, who turns and looks at Stevens again, keeping the smile the whole time. Stevens then rises up and joins in on the smile, then embraces Richards with a big hug! COACH Oh, MAN! I love it!!! COLE There was never any dissention! This was all a big RUSE by the CSI!!! Stevens gets down and covers Alf... 1........................ COLE DAMN IT!!! NO!!! 2................................................ COLE NOT THIS WAY!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE YES!!! Alf able to kick out! Richards gets down and holds the arms of Alf, motioning Jumbo into the ring for the XL SPLASH~!!! Jumbo rolls in and runs to the ropes, but Alf pulls Richards forward, causing him to get splashed by his own cohort! Alf then delivers a LOW BLOW to Stevens!!! Just then, TEAM HEYROSS makes its way down to the ring! COLE And help is on the way for Alf! Alf has Stevens positioned for a powerbomb, when Quentin Benjamin slides in and hits Alf with a superkick!!!!! COLE WHAT THE HELL!!!!! This has turned into a five-on-one affair here! Moss sets up Alf on the ropes, and Benjamin jumps over the back with a guillotine!!! They then take Alf down with a DOUBLE GOOZLE, and Stevens covers again... COLE DAMMIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! 1................. 2................................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Alf gets a shoulder up yet again! COLE UNBELIEVABLE~!!! Alf STILL refuses to quit! Stevens lets Alf rise to all fours, and suddenly, Heyross runs back through the curtains, and through one side of the ring to the other! Brock Ausstin follows, and the CSI and Team Heyross quickly clear the ring! Brock stops at the ropes and stares down Heyross, as Alf struggles to his feet...and suddenly, BROCK TURNS AND DELIVERS AN F-STUNNER-5 TO ALF!!!!! COLE ... COACH OHHHHH, BABY!!! The CSI is BACK, SON! Brock gives an evil grin to Alf on the mat, and Stevens slides in and covers... 1....................... 2................................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE I'll be DAMNED!!! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Alfdogg (14:21) eliminated by: Chris Stevens ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]The winner of the contest...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE I don't believe this! This was all a premeditated plan by the Heyross conglomerate and the CSI, which seemingly, once again now, includes Brock Ausstin! And as a result, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion, and his name is Chris Stevens! COACH Like music to the ears, right Cole? Stevens stands on the chest of Alf, and raises the belt with one hand. He then is picked up on his shoulders by Team Heyross, who parades around the ring with him. COLE ...I don't know. This makes me absolutely SICK. Let's go back to Josh, or Maria, or SOMEWHERE away from this shit. Hell, cut to a HHH promo for all I care. COACH ...OK, NOW you're going crazy.

Figures they finally put out a basketball one and it's not for a system I already own.

If you guys insist on talking about the dress code shit, can you please do it in the offseason thread where there's already a discussion about it, so the people who don't want to read about it (i.e. me) don't have to.

Don't forget HHH vs Orton.

October 30, from Cleveland, OH. Send everything to Tony149.

Here are the free agents this summer ®: Restricted, (P): Player Option, (T): Team Option Team Options give the team the right to invoke the option year. There can be only one option year, and the option year can't be for a lower salary than the previous season. Player Options give the player the right to invoke the option year. There can be only one option year, and the option year can't be for a lower salary than the previous season. Atlanta Hawks Under contract: Josh Childress, Jason Collier, Tony Delk, Al Harrington, Royal Ivey, Tyronn Lue, Donta Smith, Josh Smith Free Agents: Peja Drobnjak, Tom Gugliotta, Yogi Stewart, Kevin Willis Rookies: Cenk Akyol (59), Esteban Batista (Uruguay), Salim Stoudamire (31), Marvin Williams (2) Players added: John Edwards (Indiana), Joe Johnson (trade w/ Phoenix), Zaza Pachulia (Milwaukee) Players lost: Boris Diaw (trade w/ Phoenix), Obinna Ekezie (waived), James Thomas (waived) Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Boston Celtics Under contract: Tony Allen, Marcus Banks, Mark Blount, Ricky Davis, Al Jefferson, Raef LaFrentz, Kendrick Perkins, Paul Pierce, Justin Reed, Delonte West Free Agents: None Rookies: Will Bynum (undrafted), Ryan Gomes (50), Gerald Green (18), Orien Greene (53) Players added: Curtis Borchardt (trade w/ Utah), Albert Miralles (trade w/Miami), Brian Scalabrine (New Jersey), Qyntel Woods (trade w/ Miami) Players lost: Gary Payton (Miami), Antoine Walker (trade w/ Miami) Expected to add: Dan Dickau (trade w/ New Orleans) Expected to lose: Charlotte Bobcats Under contract: Primoz Brezec, Matt Carroll, Melvin Ely, Brevin Knight, Emeka Okafor, Bernard Robinson, Kareem Rush, Gerald Wallace Free Agents: Cory Alexander, Keith Bogans ®, Jason Kapono ®, Tamar Slay, Theron Smith ® Rookies: Kevin Burleson (undrafted), Raymond Felton (5), Sean May (13) Players added: Jake Voskuhl (trade w/ Phoenix) Players lost: Malik Allen (Chicago), Jason Hart (trade w/ Sacramento) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Chicago Bulls Under contract: Tyson Chandler, Antonio Davis, Chris Duhon, Luol Deng, Ben Gordon, Othella Harrington, Kirk Hinrich, Andres Nocioni, Eric Piatkowski Free Agents: Eddy Curry ®, Lawrence Funderburke, Adrian Griffin, Jannero Pargo ®, Jared Reiner ®, Frank Williams Rookies: Eddie Basden (Huntsville, NBDL) Players added: Malik Allen (Charlotte), Darius Songalia (Sacramento) Players lost: Expected to add: Expected to lose: Cleveland Cavaliers Under contract: Drew Gooden, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Luke Jackson, LeBron James, Ira Newble, Aleksandar Pavlovic, Eric Snow, Anderson Varejao Free Agents: Robert Traylor, Dajuan Wagner, Scott Williams Rookies: Martynas Andriuskevicius (44, acquired in trade w/Orlando) Players added: Alan Henderson (Dallas), Larry Hughes (Washington), Damon Jones (Miami), Donyell Marshall (Toronto) Players lost: DeSagana Diop (Dallas), Lucious Harris (waived), Jeff McInnis (New Jersey), Jiri Welsch (trade w/ Milwaukee) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Dallas Mavericks Under contract: Tariq Abdul-Wahad, Darrell Armstrong, Erick Dampier, Marquis Daniels, Devin Harris, Josh Howard, DJ Mbenga, Dirk Nowitzki, Pavel Podkolzin, Jerry Stackhouse, Jason Terry, Keith Van Horn Free Agents: None Rookies: Rawle Marshall (undrafted), Josh Powell (undrafted) Players added: Doug Christie (Orlando), DeSagana Diop (Cleveland) Players lost: Shawn Bradley (retired), Michael Finley (waived, amnesty clause), Alan Henderson (Cleveland) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Denver Nuggets Under contract: Carmelo Anthony, Earl Boykins, Marcus Camby, Francisco Elson, DerMarr Johnson, Voshon Lenard, Kenyon Martin, Andre Miller, Eduardo Najera, Nene Free Agents: Greg Buckner, Wesley Person, Mark Pope, Bryon Russell Rookies: Axel Hervelle (52), Julius Hodge (20), Linas Kleiza (27, acquired in trade w/Portland), Ricky Sanchez (35, acquired in trade w/Portland), Luke Schenscher (undrafted) Players added: Earl Watson (Memphis) Players lost: Luis Flores (waived) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Detroit Pistons Under contract: Carlos Arroyo, Chauncey Billups, Carlos Delfino, Ronald Dupree, Richard Hamilton, Lindsey Hunter, Antonio McDyess, Darko Milicic, Tayshaun Prince, Ben Wallace, Rasheed Wallace Free Agents: Elden Campbell, Darvin Ham, Horace Jenkins ® Rookies: Alex Acker (60), Amir Johnson (56), Jason Maxiell (26) Players added: Dale Davis (Indiana), Maurice Evans (Sacramento) Players lost: Expected to add: 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(waived, amnesty clause), Andre Emmett (trade w/ Miami), James Posey (trade w/ Miami), Stromile Swift (Houston), Earl Watson (Denver), Bonzi Wells (trade w/ Sacramento), Jason Williams (trade w/ Miami) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Miami Heat Under contract: Shandon Anderson, Michael Doleac, Udonis Haslem, Alonzo Mourning, Shaquille O'Neal, Dwyane Wade, Dorell Wright Free Agents: Christian Laettner, Steve Smith, Wang ZhiZhi Rookies: Earl Barron (Huntsville, NBDL), Gerald Fitch (Europe), Wayne Simien (29) Players added: Roberto Duenas (trade w/ New Orleans), Andre Emmett (trade w/ Memphis), Gary Payton (Boston), James Posey (trade w/ Memphis), Antoine Walker (trade w/ Boston), Jason Williams (trade w/ Memphis) Players lost: Rasual Butler (trade w/ New Orleans), Keyon Dooling (Orlando), Damon Jones (Cleveland), Eddie Jones (trade w/ Memphis), Albert Miralles (trade w/ Boston), Qyntel Woods (trade w/ Boston) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Milwaukee Bucks Under contract: T.J. Ford, Dan Gadzuric, Reece Gaines, Toni Kukoc, Desmond Mason, Michael Redd, Joe Smith, Maurice Williams Free Agents: Marcus Fizer, Anthony Goldwire, Daniel Santiago, Erick Strickland Rookies: Andrew Bogut (1), Ersan Ilyasova (36), Tommy Smith (undrafted) Players added: Andre Barrett (Orlando), Charlie Bell (Dallas '02), Ervin Johnson (Minnesota), Bobby Simmons (LA Clippers), Jiri Welsch (trade w/ Cleveland) Players lost: Calvin Booth (waived, amnesty clause), Zaza Pachulia (Atlanta) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Minnesota Timberwolves Under contract: Anthony Carter, Ndudi Ebi, Kevin Garnett, Eddie Griffin, Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudson, Mark Madsen, Michael Olowokandi, Wally Szczerbiak Free Agents: Latrell Sprewell, John Thomas Rookies: Dwayne Jones (undrafted), Rashad McCants (14), Bracey Wright (47) Players added: Lionel Chalmers (trade w/ LA Clippers), Richie Frahm (Portland), Marko Jaric (trade w/ LA Clippers), Nikoloz Tskitishvili (Golden State) Players lost: Sam Cassell (trade w/ LA Clippers), Fred Hoiberg (waived, amnesty clause), Ervin Johnson (Milwaukee) Expected to add: Expected to lose: New Jersey Nets Under contract: Vince Carter, Jason Collins, Richard Jefferson, Jason Kidd, Nenad Krstic, Zoran Planinic, Clifford Robinson, Jacque Vaughn Free Agents: Travis Best, Rodney Buford, Jabari Smith, Billy Thomas ® Rookies: Mile Ilic (43), Antoine Wright (15) Players added: Marc Jackson (trade w/ Philadelphia), Linton Johnson III (San Antonio), Jeff McInnis (Cleveland), Lamond Murray (Toronto), Scott Padgett (Houston) Players lost: Ron Mercer (waived, amnesty clause), Brian Scalabrine (Boston) Expected to add: Expected to lose: New Orleans Hornets Under contract: Chris Andersen, P.J. Brown, Speedy Claxton, Maciej Lampe, George Lynch, Jamaal Magloire, Bostjan Nachbar, J.R. 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Charlie Villanueva (7) Players added: Players lost: Donyell Marshall (Cleveland), Lamond Murray (waived), Milt Palacio (Utah) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Utah Jazz Under contract: Carlos Boozer, Jarron Collins, Gordan Giricek, Matt Harpring, Kris Humphries, Andrei Kirilenko, Mehmet Okur Free Agents: Howard Eisley, Ben Handlogten, Randy Livingston, Keith McLeod ® Rookies: CJ Miles (34), Robert Whaley (51), Deron Williams (3) Players added: Devin Brown (San Antonio), Greg Ostertag (trade w/ Memphis), Milt Palacio (Utah) Players lost: Raja Bell (Phoenix), Curtis Borchardt (trade w/ Boston), Raul Lopez (trade w/ Memphis), Kirk Snyder (trade w/ New Orleans) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Washington Wizards Under contract: Gilbert Arenas, Jarvis Hayes, Brendan Haywood, Antawn Jamison, Jared Jeffries, Peter Ramos, Michael Ruffin, Etan Thomas Free Agents: Damone Brown, Anthony Peeler Rookies: Andray Blatche (49) Players added: Chucky Atkins (trade w/ LA Lakers), Calvin Booth (Milwaukee), Caron Butler (trade w/ LA Lakers), Antonio Daniels (Seattle) Players lost: Steve Blake (Portland), Kwame Brown (trade w/ LA Lakers), Juan Dixon (Portland), Larry Hughes (Cleveland), Laron Profit (trade w/ LA Lakers) Expected to add: Expected to lose: Credit: NBA.com Trades: Cleveland traded Jiri Welsch to Milwaukee for a future second-round pick. Phoenix traded Quentin Richardson, the draft rights to Nate Robinson, and future considerations to New York for Kurt Thomas and the draft rights to Dijon Thompson. Phoenix traded Jake Voskuhl to Charlotte for a conditional 2007 second-round pick. Charlotte traded Jason Hart to Sacramento for a 2006 or 2007 second-round pick. Washington re-signed Kwame Brown and Laron Profit to three-year contracts and traded them to LA Lakers for Caron Butler and Chucky Atkins. Memphis picked up their team option on Bonzi Wells and traded him to Sacramento for Greg Ostertag and Bobby Jackson. Boston re-signed Antoine Walker to a six-year contract and traded him to Miami as part of a five-team trade: Miami received Walker from Boston, Jason Williams, James Posey, and Andre Emmett from Memphis, and Roberto Duenas from New Orleans. Boston received Qyntel Woods, Albert Miralles, two second-round picks, and a $1.9 million trade exception from Miami and Curtis Borchardt from Memphis. Memphis received Eddie Jones from Miami and Raul Lopez from Utah. New Orleans received Rasual Butler from Miami and Kirk Snyder from Utah. Utah received Greg Ostertag from Memphis. Philadelphia traded Marc Jackson and cash considerations to New Jersey for future draft considerations. LA Clippers re-signed Marko Jaric and traded him along with Lionel Chalmers to Minnesota for Sam Cassell and a conditional first-round pick. Phoenix signed Joe Johnson to a five-year contract and traded him to Atlanta for Boris Diaw, two lottery-protected first-round picks, and the Hawks' trade exception. Indiana re-signed James Jones and traded him to Phoenix for a second-round pick.

COLE But coming up next, it's a fatal four-way match for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Alfdogg defends against Chris Stevens, Jay Richards, and Brock Ausstin! A lot of interesting stuff leading up to this one, let's take a look! [i]CALVIN I've got someone for you, all right. He's returning tonight, for the first time since License to Pin. Tonight, Alf, you're going to defend your title against...BROCK AUSSTIN. *Brock Ausstin is shown walking to the ring for his match, then doing his Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! in the ring. Alf is then shown walking to the ring.* COLE Alf staring down Brock Ausstin. This is the first time these two have ever met in a match. CALVIN Yes. And I've booked him against Alfdogg for the OAOAST Heartland title. Now, I'm sure if you were to help Brock win that title tonight, you could get back on his good side. Just something to think about. ... And should you succeed...I'll make sure you get a shot at that title at World Without End. So, do we have a deal? STEVENS Absolutely! *screen fades to black, then returns* Rick Heyross walks onto the screen, flanked by Team Heyross, and puts his arm around Richards. HEYROSS JAY RICHARDS! I'm glad to see you here tonight. Now I know we've had our differences over the past few weeks, but we share a common hatred. Do you know what that is? ... We both hate...BROCK AUSSTIN. You see, Brock Ausstin STABBED ME in the BACK. And he did the same to you guys in the CSI. ... I bet if you went out there and helped Alf successfully retain his title against Brock Ausstin, he'd be more than happy to give you a title shot at World Without End. And could you imagine the bragging rights you would have if you took Alf's Heartland title on Pay-Per-View, just three months after your leader failed to get the job done? *Richards starts to grin, and nods in agreement along with Team Heyross.* RICHARDS I like the way you think sometimes, Heyross. *cut to match clips between Alf and Brock* The camera focuses in on Chris Stevens, who shoves Alf off the top rope! COLE That's Chris Stevens! Remember the conversation he had with Calvin earlier! Stevens slides into the ring, runs off the ropes, and drops Alf with a DIAMOND CUTTER~!!! COACH You can tell how bad he wants another crack at that Heartland title! Stevens pats Brock on the face, trying to revive him. As he's doing this, Jay Richards sneaks down the aisle and ducks down below the apron. Brock gives another weird look to Stevens, but pulls himself up again as Stevens attempts to revive the official. As he turns to do this, Richards quickly slides in and gives Brock a chop block to the front of his knee, and then slides out as if nothing had happened! ... Stevens hops out of the ring, and exchanges words with his stablemate! They each shove each other with one hand, then Brock grabs Richards around the neck, and attempts to drag him into the ring, but Richards goes to the eyes of Brock, then pulls him outside, where he looks on confused as Stevens and Richards continue to argue. Alf breaks up the confusion with a HANDS-FREE PLANCHA, taking out all three men!!! COLE Alf FLIES again!!! What a match this has been!!! All four men lay around on the floor for a few seconds, then Alf rolls Brock back into the ring. Richards crawls over and grabs the Heartland title belt, then rolls into the ring and flies at Brock...who ducks, and Richards collides into Alf with the belt! ... Stevens slides into the ring and waits for Alf to get to his feet. Alf and Brock struggle to their feet at the same time. Stevens hops across the ring, and delivers a SUPERKICK!!! ...but Alf ducks, and STEVENS HITS BROCK!!!!! COLE OH MY GOODNESS... COACH DE JA VU from License to Pin! Brock is down and out!!! Alf catches Stevens with an overhead belly-to-belly, and Stevens bounces over the bottom rope to the floor! Alf then slowly climbs to the top as the crowd reaches a fever pitch...and flies off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH to Brock, who is nearly two-thirds of the way across the ring!!! 1.............. 2............................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE ALF RETAINS AGAIN! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MATCH!!! BUFFER The winner of this bout...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!! *screen fades to black, then returns* CALVIN ...at World Without End, it's going to be Alfdogg once again defending his Heartland title against Brock Ausstin! ... STEVENS Wait a minute, Calvin, you promised me a title shot if I helped Brock in that match... RICHARDS Wait a minute...Heyross told me Alf would give me a shot if I helped him out! STEVENS What??? RICHARDS I deserve this shot more than Brock Ausstin! STEVENS But not as much as me! Come on, Calvin! RICHARDS Oh really, now? I don't think that was ME getting my ass stomped in a ladder match at License to Pin! STEVENS What are you saying? *Alf walks into the office* ALF If you want my opinion...I'd be willing to take on either one of you at World Without End. But the way this is going, I don't think this place is big enough for the both of you. *Alf puts his arm on Calvin's shoulder* ALF How does this sound...tonight, right here in Montreal...(*thumbs up, cheap pop*) Chris Stevens vs Jay Richards. Whoever wins, can take on me AND Brock at World Without End. CALVIN You know Alf, for once you're right. I'm going to make that match. The winner goes on to a Triple Threat Heartland title match at World Without End. *cut to match clips* Stevens gets on his knees and begs off Richards. He then offers his hand, which after hesitation Richards accepts, but Stevens grabs his tights and pulls him into the exposed buckle! Richards staggers backwards and falls down, then Stevens goes to the top, and comes off with a FROG SPLASH!!! But Richards rolls out of the way, and catches one arm coming down, then quickly flips over and locks in a CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!!!111 COACH WHAT A COUNTER by Richards! Stevens keeps an arm up on the third lift! He then turns over on top of Richards, resulting in a pinning combination... 1...................... 2............................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Stevens tapped out, simultaneously!!! COACH What a counter by Stevens, and he got the pin! Stevens is going to WWE for a Heartland title shot! COLE Wait a minute, Coach, Stevens tapped out! Richards should be going to WWE! CALVIN ...at World Without End, for the OAOAST Heartland Championship, it will be the champion, Alfdogg... VERSUS Brock Ausstin... VERSUS Chris Stevens... VERSUS Jay Richards! COLE WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT by Calvin Szechstein! *screen fades to black, then returns* COACH CSI making their way down to the ring for some six-man action here, against a very oddly matched trio! FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 on JUMBO!!!!! Alf bounces to his feet...right into a Heartland title belt shot from Richards! COLE Richards with the title belt right between the eyes of Alf! Richards tosses the belt to the outside and covers, as the referee turns around... 1.................. 2..................................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT! COACH WHOA! COLE Jay Richards has stolen one from Alf here tonight! Richards celebrates in the ring, as Stevens watches on in disbelief. COLE THERE'S BROCK! COACH Jay...turn around! Brock takes Richards out to ringside, and sets up an F-STUNNER-5 by the announcers' booth! Team Heyross steps in front of Brock, holding their arms out. They then pick up Stevens in a double suplex and set HIM on Brock's shoulders, as well! Jumbo steps in front and begs Brock off, then LAYS on the announcers' table! Brock looks for a second, then shrugs and delivers an F-STUNNER-5, taking out all three CSI'ers and the announcers' table! COLE OH MY GOD!!! Look at the carnage left by Brock Ausstin! Brock grabs the belt as Alf comes to and crawls to the end of the ring, and holds it up for Alf to see. COLE And is this the visual that awaits us in ten days from Cleveland, Ohio, at World Without End? Only time will tell! *screen fades to black, then returns* *clips from Thursday's battle royal are played.* COLE And we're ready for a big battle royal to kick off HeldDOWN, and I really like the stip behind this, Coach! COACH Exactly, choose the right to face one of the three reigning singles champions, if you win this thing. ... Richards attempts a piledriver on TK, but TK grabs the legs and sets him up for a slingshot! Stevens lifts Reject up for the suplex, only to collide with his own stablemate, courtesy of a slingshot from TK! Both Reject and Stevens go tumbling to the floor! COLE More mishaps within CSI, ... Suddenly, Richards hits a huge dropkick to the back of Brock, and Brock drops X to the floor! Brock hangs upside down on the top rope, and Richards give one last push.... ....and SENDS BROCK TO THE FLOOR~!!! COLE THAT'S IT!!! COACH JAY DID IT!!! *cut backstage* STEVENS What the hell are you doing out there? If you're going to eliminate me, at least be a man and do it face-to-face. RICHARDS Tonight, I'm going to make it up to you, Chris. I've already told Calvin who I plan to face tonight, and tonight, I'm challenging Alfdogg for the Heartland title, one-on-one. STEVENS Now wait a minute, Jay, this isn't how the plan was supposed to go... RICHARDS Well, to be perfectly frank...I think your plan SUCKS. I beat Alf last week, and this week, I'm going to do it again. And this time, I'm going to do something you couldn't do, and take his title. *Richards walks out of the room, leaving Stevens and Jumbo with shocked looks on their faces.* *cut to match* *Richards and Alfdogg are shown making their entrances.* COLE The Heartland title getting ready to be defended, right now! Alf reverses an Irish whip, and Richards comes back with a CRUCIFIX...but releases his legs from the hold and reapplies the CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING once again!!! COACH It's locked in again!!! At this point, Chris Stevens slides in on an opposite corner, and waits for Jay to turn Alf towards him. When he finally does, Chris goes for a superkick! ... But Alf is able to get away, and the kick connects with Richards!!! COACH OH NO!!! Stevens' kick accidentally connecting with Richards, who's down! *an instant replay then reveals that Stevens did a shuffle as Alf was moving, then went ahead with the kick on his cohort!* COLE That didn't look accidental from the replay, Coach! COACH What are you implying? COLE ...that it wasn't an accident, what the FUCK do you think??? Alf gives Stevens a shot with the trashcan, sending him from the ring! Alf then climbs the top once again... FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1............ 2........................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 *DING DING DING* BUFFER The winner of this bout...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG! COLE Well, NOW we know who will go into World Without End as the Heartland champion in three days from Cleveland, Ohio! And I think Chris Stevens is going to have some explaining to do to his associate! Alf pulls himself to his feet, and raises the belt, then spots Brock Ausstin standing at the entranceway! Brock mockingly claps his hands in approval, and Alf raises the belt once again, making sure Ausstin sees it.[/i]