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Alfdogg & Team Heyross vs CSI

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1) Batista. He's a subpar wrestler at best and an overrated talker, but Cena has been downright offensive as of late. I've tried hard not to hate Cena, but he's trying way too hard to be like the Rock, and it's really horrible. 2) Kurt Angle. Nothing against Taker, but I'd have to say Kurt Angle is my favorite wrestler right now. 3) Eddie Guerrero. You've got to be bullshitting me with this one. 4) Chris Benoit. See 3. 5) JBL. The bit in Japan with the blowup Godzilla was about a million times more entertaining than anything HHH has ever done. I can't recall ever being entertained by HHH, outside of the Nation parody. 6) Murdoch & Cade. I haven't seen much of either team, but what little I've seen of this team I've really liked from them. Cade could be a huge star if used properly. 7) The Rock. I like Austin, but as others have already said, he's horribly stale. Bring him back for the "dream match" if you must, but other than that he's good for nothing anymore other than his usual promo, Stunner, beer bash bit. Rock at least attempts to give rub to the lower guys, even if they are squished by Puffy Man immediately afterwards. 8) I'm going to cop out on this one. It's very close.

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Just so you know, when Slayer comes into this thread, I'm going to be on his side.

If you'll notice, I put a commercial break between the match and the announcement/brawl. You can just cut to something else after the brawl instead of another commercial. COLE But right now, two members of CSI ready to do battle with one another with a shot at championship gold on the line, Coach! COACH That's right, Cole, and this just shows how important the Heartland title has become since Alfdogg won it nearly four months ago. No disrespect to my man PRL, of course, but that belt was merely looked at as a trophy in the beginning. Now, I'd put it right behind the big one, the World title, in terms of value. Alf's defended that belt in just about every situation imaginable since winning it from PRL. [i]Saturday Night's All Right[/i] hits and Jay Richards makes his way through the curtains, smirking at the fans as he walks to the ring.[/i] COLE And here comes Jay Richards, not looking too upset about the fact that he'll be facing his stablemate here in this match! COACH Well, there's been a lot of tension in CSI over the last couple weeks stemming from the Alf-Brock Ausstin match. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with the winner advancing to a triple threat match, for the OAOAST Heartland title, at World Without End! Introducing first, hailing from Orange City, Iowa! He weighs in at 199 pounds...a member of CSI...here is JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Jay gets in the ring and jaws with the fans, as [i]Bound for the Floor[/i] hits and Chris Stevens makes his way to the ring. BUFFER [i]His opponent...he hails from Rochester, Minnesota, and weighs in at 220 pounds...he is a former 24/7 champion, and the leader of the CSI...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Chris gets in the ring and starts talking to Richards, when suddenly [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits, and the crowd goes NUTS as Alf steps through the curtains! COLE Wait a minute! COACH Well, this is certainly a surprise! COLE Alfdogg, the Heartland champion, who will meet one of these men at World Without End, coming to the ring, he looks like he's making his way over here! COACH All right! Have a seat, Alf! ALF (puts on headset) What's up, guys? COACH Oh, we're doing great! COLE And Alf joining us to get a look at half of his opposition for World Without End, coming in 17 days from Cleveland. ALF That's right. You know, Calvin's really starting to catch on with this GM thing, he's even open to suggestion from some of his employees, and here you see some of the results. There are certain other promotions who could stand to take that same advice. Stevens and Richards go to the ropes and run into one another, with neither man budging. The two then tie up, and Richards backs Stevens into a corner. The referee separates them, and Richards slaps Stevens on the chest! Stevens runs out of the corner, and gets caught in a Japanese armdrag! Stevens reverses an irish whip by Richards, then picks him up in a sideslam, but Richards goes with the momentum and takes Stevens down with a spinning headscissors! Richards then hits a big dropkick, sending Stevens through the ropes! COLE And Stevens has to be frustrated here, his underling in the CSI getting the better of him in the early going! Stevens stares over in Alf's direction before getting up on the apron. ALF Don't worry about me, asshole, you got a match! See, look at ya! Richards has hiptossed Stevens back over the ropes! He whips Stevens in, and hits a FRANKENSTEINER~! 1.... 2........ Kickout! COLE Two-count on the first pin attempt of the match from Jay Richards. You know Alf, Richards touched on something earlier. At License to Pin, you defeated Chris Stevens, two weeks ago, you got a pinfall on Brock AUSSTIN... Richards hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Stevens! 1... 2........ Kickout! COLE Another kickout by Stevens, and RIGHT to the eyes goes Stevens! As I was saying, Alf, you hold victories over both of those guys, but Jay Richards is the only guy of the three that you've yet to gain a fall over! How does that factor into your thought process should Richards win this match? ALF Well Cole, I'm well aware of what asses I have and haven't kicked over the last few months, and should Jay Richards win this match, he'll just be another name on the kick-list. COACH As opposed to the hit list, right? ALF Something like that. Stevens has backed Richards into a corner and is driving European uppercuts into him. He then whips Richards hard into the opposite corner, and catches him with a BIG backdrop! Stevens runs to the ropes and drops a knee into the sternum! 1....... 2............... Kickout! Stevens picks Richards up in a suplex and holds him...then drops to the mat! Stevens then goes to the apron, and slings himself over with a guillotine legdrop! Cover... 1... 2....... Kickout!! COACH Both guys going for pins early and often here, good strategy, wouldn't you agree, Alf? ALF Absolutely, you're not gonna pin anyone with a legdrop if you're under 50, but you're making the opponent expend energy with every kickout. COACH :lol: Stevens whips Richards into the ropes...Richards ducks a clothesline, but gets caught in a sleeper! COLE Stevens with a sleeperhold! Richards fighting it, but he's nowhere near the ropes! COACH Could Alf be headed for another interaction with Chris Stevens on PPV? We could find out in a matter of seconds! Richards tries to reach for the ropes, but slowly fades and drops to one knee, then two! Stevens brings him down to the mat, where the referee lifts his arm as the crowd counts along! ONE!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Richards keeps it up on the third lift! Richards fights his way to the feet! Elbow to the bread basket! A second!! A third!!! The hold is broken! Richards backs into the ropes, but butts heads with Stevens on the rebound, and both men are down! On the wide shot, many fans can be seen looking down the aisleway. COLE Someone on his way down the aisle... COACH That's not just someone, Cole! The figure is revealed by the cameraman to be Brock Ausstin! ALF What the hell is he doing down here? COLE Brock obviously here to get a closer look at this match... Brock stands at the front of the aisleway with his arms crossed, looking into the ring. Stevens comes to, and spots Brock, then rises to his feet and starts running his mouth at him. Richards then recovers, and catches Stevens with a reverse sunset flip, pulling the tights... 1...... 2................. Stevens kicks out! Stevens lures Richards into a corner and rolls him up, putting his feet on the ropes... 1.......... 2....................... Kickout! Richards gets up and starts to BITE Stevens on the nose! Stevens takes it for about three or four seconds, then goes to the eyes. He then goes over to the corner and starts undoing the turnbuckle pad! COACH And both men pulling out every dirty trick in the book now! I love it! Stevens pulls it off, but the referee quickly reprimands him, then puts it back on. This distraction allows Stevens to score with a LOW BLOW to Richards! Richards stumbles into the corner, as Stevens charges...but Richards moves, and Stevens goes shoulder-first into the post! Richards goes to the top rope right above Stevens, and comes off with a SUNSET FLIP... 1............ 2...................... NO!!! Stevens JUST gets out. COLE SO close, Stevens is in BIG TIME trouble here. Alf finishes off his bottle of water, then throws the bottle at the untied turnbuckle pad, knocking it off the buckle! ALF ...whoops. Stevens gets on his knees and begs off Richards. He then offers his hand, which after hesitation Richards accepts, but Stevens grabs his tights and pulls him into the exposed buckle! COLE OH! Richards into that exposed buckle! ALF I wonder how that happened? Richards staggers backwards and falls down, then Stevens goes to the top, and comes off with a FROG SPLASH!!! But Richards rolls out of the way, and catches one arm coming down, then quickly flips over and locks in a CROSS-FACE CHICKEN WING~!!!111 COACH WHAT A COUNTER by Richards! Richards gets to his feet and YANKS Stevens up as the referee asks him if he wants to give it up. Stevens almost has a rope, but Richards swings him around and away from it! COLE Richards REALLY has this locked in! I think this has gotta be it! Richards falls back onto the mat on his side with the hold, and the referee lifts the arm of Stevens as the crowd counts along... ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stevens keeps an arm up on the third lift! He then turns over on top of Richards, resulting in a pinning combination... 1...................... 2............................................ 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Stevens tapped out, simultaneously!!! COACH What a counter by Stevens, and he got the pin! Stevens is going to WWE for a Heartland title shot! COLE Wait a minute, Coach, Stevens tapped out! Richards should be going to WWE! ALF But what happened first, the pin or the tapout? COLE Folks, I've been told that HeldDOWN GM Calvin Szechstein is reviewing this with the officials backstage, and he'll have a decision for us, but it'll have to be after a commercial break! [b]*commercial break*[/b] Brock is seen conversing with the referee after the return from commercial. COLE OK, we're back, and we still haven't heard an announcement yet... As Alf slowly removes his headset and stands up from his seat, [i]I'm the Bomb[/i] hits and HeldDOWN GM Calvin Szechstein comes through the curtains and stops in the entranceway. CALVIN After close review of the tape, I have come to the conclusion that Jay Richards' shoulders were clearly down on the mat for a three-count, and as a result he was pinned by Chris Stevens. Richards puts his hands on his head and leans on the ropes. CALVIN But, to be fair, Richards also made Chris Stevens tap out right in that very ring. And I did say whoever scored a victory in this match was going to go to World Without End and get a shot at the OAOAST Heartland Championship. So, technically, since BOTH men scored victories in this match, that means that they BOTH deserve their title shot. COLE What? CALVIN So therefore, at World Without End, for the OAOAST Heartland Championship, it will be the champion, Alfdogg... *crowd POPS* VERSUS Brock Ausstin... *mixed reaction* VERSUS Chris Stevens... *mixed reaction* VERSUS Jay Richards! *mixed reaction, then crowd cheers the match announcement* COLE WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT by Calvin Szechstein! Richards and Stevens start arguing in the ring as JUMBO makes his way down and tries to cool the tempers. Suddenly, Rick Heyross is shown at the entranceway, swinging his arm frantically towards the ring, and TEAM HEYROSS rushes to the ring and starts brawling with CSI! Alf leaves the booth and slides into the ring, then quickly runs across and hits a TOPE CON HILO on Brock Ausstin outside the ring! Alf drives fists off Brock's dome as CSI and Team Heyross do battle in the ring! Alf and Brock then join the frey inside, and a seven-man brawl ensues! As everyone else brawls, Brock spots Heyross at ringside, and chases him to the back! Stevens and Richards are sent over the top with stereo superkicks from Team Heyross! Team Heyross then picks up Jumbo and drops him with a double German suplex! Alf is going to the top rope as all this is happening, and comes off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH on Jumbo!!! CSI pulls its bodyguard out of the ring, and Alf and Team Heyross stare them down from inside the ring as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays over the speakers. COLE An unlikely alliance here, Alf and Team Heyross fighting off the CSI! Do I smell six-man tag next week? COACH Well, NOW you've done it.

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I said this at NMB, but I'd hope if the Halos were to drop all three games at home now that people would then have enough sense not to point to this one call as the reason they lost. Because that scenario happening is the only thing I see possibly preventing it...the series can't go back to Chicago in any fashion.

That seems pretty expensive for an indy fed...I got 2 second-row floor seats to SD for $40 each just this past Saturday.

Right now, I'd have to go with Eddie. All-time, I think I'd have to say Randy Savage.

Before the match, of course. *Josh is backstage with HeldDOWN GM Calvin Szechstein.* JOSH Mr. Szechstein, first of all, thank you for taking this time to answer this question for me. CALVIN Oh, well the pleasure is all yours, don't mention it. JOSH I was curious, after the last couple weeks, what plans do you have for the Heartland title at World Without End? CALVIN Well, you know, Josh, I've actually just recently come to a decision as it pertains to this. A couple weeks ago saw a terrific match between Alfdogg and Brock Ausstin, with Alf pulling out the win. But Brock put forward a terrific performance, and based on that performance, I think he's earned the right to a rematch. *crowd cheers* So at World Without End, it's going to be Alfdogg once again defending his Heartland title against Brock Ausstin! *crowd cheers* JOSH Again, thank you for... *the crowd starts to boo as Chris Stevens and Jay Richards of the CSI make their way onto the screen.* STEVENS Wait a minute, Calvin, you promised me a title shot if I helped Brock in that match... CALVIN Whoa, whoa, whoa. I said if you helped him [i]win.[/i] Brock didn't win that match. RICHARDS Wait a minute...Heyross told me Alf would give me a shot if I helped him out! STEVENS What??? RICHARDS I'll explain later. But Calvin, you saw how I did against Alf last week, I deserve this shot more than Brock Ausstin! The rest of Canada may hate Quebec, but I think the WHOLE country can agree on that! *crowd boos* STEVENS But not as much as me! Come on, Calvin! RICHARDS Oh really, now? I don't think that was ME getting my ass stomped in a ladder match at License to Pin! STEVENS What are you saying? *Stevens and Richards have a staredown as the crowd buzzes...then goes CRAZY as Alfdogg himself walks into the office.* ALF If you want my opinion...I'd be willing to take on either one of you at World Without End. But the way this is going, I don't think this place is big enough for the both of you. *Alf puts his arm on Calvin's shoulder* ALF How does this sound...tonight, right here in Montreal...(*thumbs up, cheap pop*) Chris Stevens vs Jay Richards. *crowd pops HUGE* Whoever wins, can take on me AND Brock at World Without End. And you can tell by this reaction that the people really want this match. And I'm sure there are millions of people watching at home that would give you the ratings you're looking for to see this match. CALVIN You know Alf, for once you're right. I'm going to make that match. The winner goes on to a Triple Threat Heartland title match at World Without End. *Alf leaves smiling.* Good luck to both of you. *Calvin goes back into his office, leaving Stevens and Richards looking at each other in shock.*

But they've allowed TWO WHOLE TOUCHDOWNS this season, cabbageboy (and I stress ALLOWED). It's just not good enough. Twenty-nine points in five games??? Whatta bunch of softies.

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Shit. I was hoping he'd fall a couple more rounds.

...holy shit. Well, this will certainly change things in the West, and will really be a test for Nash to solidify his MVP status.

The SD side was great from late '02 until the time JBL won the belt, it was the RAW side of things that drug the overall product down. That's not necessarily saying it's JBL's fault, that's just the time I noticed SD starting to fall off. Perhaps a more appropriate description would be when Brock left.

Are Shelton's mic skills legitimately bad, or is it just a matter of the writers giving him horrible material. "That sounds just like your breath smells" ...WTF.

I've been here since the dying days of the banana board (for those who don't get the reference, before moving to this forum system, we were on EZBoard and had a yellow color theme), and I've always found this folder to be pretty bad. I'm sure my reasons are different than most people's, though.

I was happy that Hogan won, fuck all you guys.

Yes. He's black. That's reason enough for WWE

OK, these are my five *favorite* matches...I won't say best...of the last five years that I've seen. Rock/Austin WMX7 Rock/Jericho NM '01 Eddie/Brock NWO '04 Angle/Benoit RR '03 Benoit/Jericho RR '01 EDIT: In no particular order.