alfdogg

He's already gone

I could't agree with this more. Fuck the ratings. Thirded. This isn't the WWE, people.

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Samoa Jake 1 (10:36:50 PM): jeter's on Samoa Jake 1 (10:37:06 PM): couldn't get two, meaning a-rod's got the potential to go into a double-playu pardon miasma (10:38:11 PM): you called it! Alfdogg765 (10:38:11 PM): HAHAHA pardon miasma (10:38:14 PM): hahahahahah Samoa Jake 1 (10:38:16 PM): i hate my life

I KNEW there was a reason they brought Sean Mooney back for that RAW special!

Hahahahah! Worst heel turn ever! Agnes could have turned heel better than that.

Not sure why they started him against the fucking Colts. Why didn't they just put a gun in his mouth and pull the trigger? Who would've thought, last year, that the Colts' defense would be something to fear. I'll buy into it more when they play an NFL team... You mean like Carolina, or San Diego?

Kingofthe909 Sandman9000 bob barron

Kingofthe909 bravesfan Precious Roy (x2)

Check your PMs. I'm continuing my feud with CSI through Climax. I was originally just going to retain at WWE and move on to other things, but then I thought up some pretty good stuff for it as time went on. Plus, I may have been stuck with the same problem I was after AS where I didn't send anything in for a couple weeks. Of course, I ended up coming up with a pretty neat storyline out of that, so who knows.

Yeah, how dare you attempt to have a life and do this draft at the same time, bob! We don't need a fuckin' time limit. We can't all sit at our computers for 24 hours a day and wait for our turn to pick, some of us sleep, have jobs, or go to school in bob's case. Or maybe even *gasp* put THOUGHT into who they're going to draft. Guess what: Last year's time limit was 24 hours, and I don't recall any complaints. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ONE. This year, there's been ONE instance where there's been more time than that between picks (not counting the first round where I had to get a new person for Shanghai), and we're getting numerous complaints, and even one instance where about four or five time complaints were posted between picks that were TWO HOURS APART. Believe it or not, people, I *am* sending PM's out to people letting them know when they're up. That is, the ones who aren't hitting F5 every ten seconds in this thread to see if the people in front of them have picked yet. I'm no more happy about it than you guys are, but it's really the only thing that can be done to get this draft moving.

Anglesault is probably somewhere complaining that it's not a forfeit

Just got tickets for SD in Indy on 11/8. Judging by the poorly detailed map the girl showed me, I'll be sitting facing the entranceway.

14. MrRant 15. TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 16. bob barron

The HL title match will be announced in some fashion, just haven't decided how yet.

Jalen Rose

COME ON KRANKOR, WHATS THE HOLDUP??? IT'S ONLY THREE AND A HALF WEEKS UNTIL THE SEASON STARTS!!!

I'm in, here's my lineup G: LeBron James, Brevin Knight F: Tyson Chandler, Reggie Evans C: Yao Ming 6th: Theo Ratliff

raza, DA, pinjockey

My match is in.

[i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] The crowd boos as the three members of CSI come through the curtains. BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and will be contested under Heartland championship rules! If Alfdogg is pinned by either member of this team, he will lose his OAOAST Heartland championship! Making their way down the aisle...being accompanied by their hired gun, Ricardo Montana, other wise known as JUMBOOOOOOOO! They weigh in at a combined weight of 420 pounds...the team of CHRIS STEVENS, and JAY RICHARDS, collectively known as SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE ESSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!![/i] COLE As CSI makes their way to the ring, you'll note what Michael Buffer said, Heartland championship rules, meaning no disqualifications in this match, Coach! COACH That's right, Cole! I'm unsure whether this was a brilliant or stupid move on Alf's part! A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. [i]"Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me."[/i] "Punishment" by BIOHAZARD starts up, and Brock Ausstin comes through the curtains, hearing a mixed reaction, mostly comprised of cheers. BUFFER [i]Their opponents, introducing first...he hails from Victoria, Minnesota! Weighing in at 320 pounds, he is one of the most intimidating forces in the OAOAST today. Ladies and gentlemen...BRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Ausstin does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! in the ring to get ready. [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits, and the ROOF is blown off the Saddledome as Alf walks through the curtains! COACH LISTEN to this place, Cole! You'd think it was Bret Hart returning for one last match in his hometown! Alf stops in the middle of the aisleway and raises his belt in the air, enciting another huge pop from the crowd, then turns and makes a mad dash to the ring before Buffer can even get his announcement out. Alf slides in as Buffer bails, and decks Stevens with a clothesline! *DING DING DING* Alf slugs Stevens on the mat as Brock hammers Richards in another corner. COACH Now, is this a tornado match as well, Cole? COLE Well, all four men fighting it out in the ring, and the referee doesn't seem to be making an effort to get anyone out. So I'm under that assumption! Stevens rakes the eyes of Alf, then rams his face into the buckle. He then runs over and drives a knee into the back of Ausstin, and Richards joins him in hammering Brock down in the corner. Stevens and Richards team up to give Brock a double suplex! The two then pick up Brock and attempt to throw him out of the ring...but Brock blocks it, and instead throws both CSI members over the top rope! COLE Great move by Ausstin, and a great show of strength, able to send BOTH Richards and Stevens over the top rope! Jumbo checks on his compadres as Alf gives Brock a high sign, then runs towards him...and Brock backdrops Alf OVER THE TOP ROPE onto all three members of CSI!!! COACH WHOA! COLE ALF FLIES!!! And all of the CSI members are down! Alf pounds Richards on the floor, and Stevens rolls back into the ring...only to have a shocked look come across his face when he realizes he's alone in the ring with Brock Ausstin! COACH Uh-oh! COLE And you know Brock's been waiting for this chance! He's got Stevens in the ring all by himself! Stevens rises to his knees and attempts to beg Brock off, to no avail. Brock stalks Stevens into a corner, where he gets a thumb to the eyes for his troubles. Stevens whips Brock into the corner, but Brock explodes back out with an ENORUMOUS clothesline! Brock yells out to the crowd, who cheers back in return! Meanwhile the camera cuts to the floor, where Alf has both Richards and Jumbo around the neck...DOUBLE NOGGIN-KNOCKER~!!! Alf shoves Jumbo from behind, sending him into the ringpost! Richards goes to the eyes as the camera cuts back to catch Stevens taking a HUGE backdrop out of the corner! Brock follows up with a big press-slam! Brock drops an elbow and covers... 1... 2...... Kickout! As Brock picks up Stevens, Richards rolls into the ring and CRACKS Brock over the back with a chair! COACH Heartland rules, remember! As CSI backs Brock into the ropes for an Irish whip, Alf pulls a KENDO STICK out from under the arpon! The crowd pops for the stick, as Alf jumps on the apron and CRACKS Stevens with it! Brock catches Richards off the ropes with a clothesline! Brock goes to pick up Richards as Jumbo pulls Alf off the apron and gives him a big clothesline! Jumbo then gives Alf a big bodyslam on the floor, and rolls him back in the ring! COLE Look at Jumbo getting involved here! This is essentially a 3-on-2 handicap match! Brock delivers a big clothesline to Stevens, so big that Brock goes tumbling over the top, as well, leaving both men dazed on the floor! Richards is left alone with Alf in the ring, and gives him a nice snap suplex! COACH NICELY executed move from Jay Richards, and now he's going to the top! He could become the Heartland champion right here, Cole! Richards comes off the top with a GUILLOTINE LEGDROP! Cover... 1..... 2.............. Alf kicks out! Richards picks up Alf and gives him a backbreaker, then hooks a dragon sleeper! COLE Richards with a dragon sleeper, he's got it cinched in deep! Alf tries to fight the hold as Stevens and Brock start to come to on the floor. Alf fades slowly, and the ref lifts the arm... ONE!!!! another lift... TWO!!!!!!!!!! the final lift... Alf holds up, and the crowd energizes him! Alf drives a big forearm across the face of Richards! This loosens the grip, and Alf is able to turn around and deliver a Northern Lights Suplex! 1..... 2............. Stevens makes the save! Stevens stomps Alf, then picks him up and gives him a big dropkick! Brock starts to climb onto the apron at this point, and Richards grabs the chair off the mat and holds it to his face. Stevens comes across the ring with a SUPERKICK~!!!, sending the chair into Brock's face!!! COLE What impact on that one! I think Brock is out COLD!!! Jumbo slides a TABLE into the ring next, and Stevens and Richards set it up. Then they pick up Alf and whip him into the ropes, but Alf evades a double clothesline by sliding underneath, right under the table! Alf gets up and slides the table into the gut of Richards, then grabs the kendo stick and WHACKS Stevens in the head! COACH Right between the eyes! What a shot! Alf then goes into the ropes, and jumps over the table AND Richards with a sunset flip! 1......... 2.............................. KICKOUT!!! Brock is very dazed on the floor, but pulls it together long enough to drag Stevens to the floor. At the same time, Jumbo comes up with a trashcan and whacks Alf in the back of the head! Richards then drives Alf with a DDT, and goes to the apron. On the floor, Brock has Stevens in a headlock, but gets shoved into the post! Back to the ring, Richards hits the TORNADO MOONSAULT~!!!!!11111 1........ 2......................... ...........Stevens pulls Richards out!?!?!?!?!? COLE Wait a minute! COACH Remember, whoever pins Alf wins his title! I told you this was a smart move by Alf! COLE You did NOT!!! COACH Yes I did! Alf knew exactly what he was doing suggesting that! Now the CSI are fighting within one another! Stevens quickly slides in and covers.... 1................ 2.......................................... Richards pulls Stevens off, and throws him out over the top rope! Richards then calls Jumbo into the ring, and Jumbo crushes Alf with the XL SPLASH~!!!111 Richards sends Jumbo out of the ring and covers... 1.............. 2............................. Stevens stops the count again!!! Richards gets up and has words with Stevens! COLE Now look at them argue! I think Alf may have pulled a fast one on Calvin and the CSI here! COACH Just like I said! I'm always right about this stuff! Stevens shoves Richards, who delivers a SLAP TO THE FACE in return! At this point, Brock gets back in the ring and drops them both with a MASSIVE double clothesline! Brock then gives Jumbo a shot to the gut and hoists him up...and gives him an F-STUNNER-5 THROUGH THE TABLE!!! COLE All 330 pounds of Jumbo through that folding table, at the hands of Brock Ausstin! Stevens and Richards come to, and Richards has the chair in his hand. Alf delivers a dropkick to Richards, who collides with Stevens from behind with the chair, sending him out of the ring! Alf then rolls up Richards.... 1................ 2..................................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE Alf escapes with his title again! BUFFER [i]The winners of this contest...the team of BROCK AUSSTIN and ALFDOGG!!![/i] Alf rolls out of the ring as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays, and then locks eyes with Brock Ausstin, who is standing at the ropes staring him down. Brock makes a belt motion around his waist. COACH Brock I think telling Alf that if he gets another chance, the Heartland title will be his! The staredown continues as they fade to commercial. [b]*fade to commercial, just like I said they were*[/b]

And did you never get anything at all from Drek, or what?

Not sure if Tony's OK with me saying this, but this would be a perfect opportunity to do the angle that he suggested to me via PM, if Popick and Eski weren't already promised reigns.