alfdogg

andre died from a heart attack not by jake the snake roberts snake

Yosemite Sam

My other SS match is in. I'll have feedback tommorrow.

UPDATE Pacers 118, Lakers 117 in ur face, patty Patty sez: damn, maaaaaaaaaan. why you gotta son a dude like that when the wound still fresh? how you gonna do a boy like that? This shit is like when Anakin found out Padme died or Harry figured out Peter killed his pops or when Harvey Dent got his face all fucked up or when Magnto saw his moms get killed in the concentration camp. Shit like this changes a man for the worse!

Looks like my season's pretty much over. 2 games back of Bored, who also swept me in head-to-head.

Well, I'll be damned.

The dog chewed up my Internet cable last night (seriously), so I was unable to get on to do my other match, and I couldn't get to it tonight, either. I'll try to get to it tommorrow. Sorry about this.

Sun, Nov. 23 Boston @ Toronto, 12:30 Golden State @ Philadelphia, 5:00 Minnesota @ Detroit, 6:00 Chicago @ Denver, 9:00 NBATV Sacramento @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Nov. 24 Philadelphia @ Charlotte, 7:00 NBATV Milwaukee @ Orlando, 7:00 Houston @ Miami, 7:30 San Antonio @ Memphis, 8:00 Chicago @ Utah, 9:00 Sacramento @ Portland, 10:00 New Orleans @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Tue, Nov. 25 Golden State @ Washington, 7:00 Cleveland @ New York, 7:30 NBATV Phoenix @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Indiana @ Dallas, 8:30 New Jersey @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Wed, Nov. 26 Milwaukee @ Atlanta, 7:00 Oklahoma City @ Cleveland, 7:00 Charlotte @ Toronto, 7:00 Golden State @ Boston, 7:30 Orlando @ Philadelphia, 7:30 ESPN New York @ Detroit, 8:00 Phoenix @ Minnesota, 8:00 Indiana @ Houston, 8:30 Chicago @ San Antonio, 8:30 Memphis @ Utah, 9:00 Miami @ Portland, 10:00 New Jersey @ Sacramento, 10:00 Denver @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Thu, Nov. 27 Orlando @ Washington, 8:00 TNT New Orleans @ Denver, 10:30 TNT Fri, Nov. 28 Atlanta @ Toronto, 7:00 Philadelphia @ Boston, 7:30 Golden State @ Cleveland, 7:30 Milwaukee @ Detroit, 8:00 Charlotte @ Indiana, 8:00 Minnesota @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Miami @ Phoenix, 8:00 ESPN Memphis @ San Antonio, 8:30 Sacramento @ Utah, 9:00 New Orleans @ Portland, 10:00 Dallas @ LA Lakers, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Nov. 29 Boston @ Charlotte, 7:00 Indiana @ Orlando, 7:00 Atlanta @ Washington, 7:00 Golden State @ New York, 7:30 Oklahoma City @ Memphis, 8:00 Denver @ Minnesota, 8:00 NBATV San Antonio @ Houston, 8:30 Cleveland @ Milwaukee, 9:00 New Jersey @ Utah, 9:00 Dallas @ Sacramento, 10:00 Miami @ LA Clippers, 10:30

*graphic* COLE And we're set for a big-time elimination match! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and Gentlemen...please direct your attention to the interview stage, and welcome a special guest for this match...DAVID CASTAGNA![/i] The lights go out, and a spotlight flashes on Castagna on his keyboard. A laser show of sorts goes on throughout the arena as the song plays, like you may see at an old-school rock concert. [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZNc1pLtYrs[/video] The crowd applauds, as Castagna rises and bows, then departs the stage. Soon after, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk_Emakefg&feature=related][i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas plays, and the Deadly Alliance make their way through the curtains. COLE What a performance by David Castagna on the keyboards, and now we're about to see another great performance by eight men in this ring! Back up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a four-on-four elimination match! Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Melissa Nerdly...introducing first, the OAOAST World tag team champions...THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!! also, the OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSANDMANNNNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE THHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!! and the team captain...the OAOAST United States champion...ALFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!! Collectively, they are the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!!!!![/i] COLE A big week for the Deadly Alliance, as just three days ago, they revealed Mr. Dick as the much-anticipated fifth member of their stable! COACH And what an addition that is, an up-and-coming star joining four already top-level talents in the Deadly Alliance! COLE And tonight, the tables will be turned on them, as we still don't know one of their opponents! The DA enters the ring and goes through their extra-curriculars, then talk strategy, as a cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q0907D3ATE][i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and Brock Ausstin comes through the curtains, followed by Team Heyross. COLE Well, we knew these guys were in the match, let's get their introductions from Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Their opponents, are BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK'S FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOCK!!!!! ...first, CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! introducing the team captain..."THE CURRENT BIG THING", BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock hops onto the apron, and jerks back on the ropes, causing pyro to explode from all four corners. Team Heyross then enters the ring, and poses on the buckles. COACH Well, we're about to find out, Cole! Buffer readies himself as the music dies down. BUFFER [i]And their mystery partner...[/i] A brief silence, then [i]Oh No[/i] by Mos Def, Nate Dogg and Pharoahe Monch plays, and the crowd comes to its feet as Todd Cortez bursts through the curtains. COACH Hey, wait a minute! COLE Todd Cortez the fourth man! And you can bet, he's got revenge on his mind! BUFFER [i]From Hollywood Boulevard, representing Cucaracha Internacional..."URBAN LEGEND" TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] Cortez slides into the ring, and points the finger at Alf, then spits at him, as the rest of the DA holds back Alf. COACH What must Landon be thinking right now? The referees get everyone calmed down, then teammates step out, and Cortez sets up to start with Reject. COLE And Cortez actually going to start the match for his team! *DING DING DING* Cortez and Reject circle the ring, then slowly move in towards each other. However, Cortez has his back to the enemy corner, and Alf steps in and delivers a knee to his back! COLE And Alf with a cheap shot, allowing Cortez to gain the advantage! Reject hammers away on the back of Cortez, then backs him into the ropes and whips him across. Cortez ducks a clothesline, then delivers one of his own! Reject gets to his feet, and takes a big swing, but Cortez ducks, then lifts him in an atomic drop, and drops him crotch-first on the top rope! COACH Oh no! COLE Reject in a precarious position right now! Cortez bounces Reject up and down on the ropes, until he comes back into the ring. He then unloads with a flurry of right hands, followed by a dropkick! Cortez then tags out to Brock Ausstin. COLE And here comes the team captain! Brock grabs Reject in a hammerlock, and lifts him off the mat, then slams him down onto the mat, while maintaining the hold. Brock drives a couple knees in, then tags Quentin Benjamin, who stomps away at the arm, then drops a knee onto it. Quentin then grabs the arm, and tags in Moss, who drives an elbow into Reject's head. COLE And quick tags by Brock's Flock, as all four guys have already been in the ring! Moss drives some knees in, then tags Benjamin back in, picking up Reject and holding onto his arm, as Benjamin comes off the top with a chop! Benjamin then grabs an arm-wringer, hammering away on the arm, and tags Moss again. COLE Team Heyross now trading off on Reject, one half of the World tag team champions! Reject works his way to his feet, then backs Moss into a corner, and drives some knees into the gut. He then sets up an Irish whip, which Moss reverses, and charges...but Reject moves out of the way! Reject then lifts Moss for an atomic drop, but Moss slips behind the back, and rolls up Reject in a reverse sunset! 1... 2... Kickout! Moss then trips up Reject, and executes a rolling cradle! 1... 2... Kickout! Moss comes at Reject again, but this time gets floored by a clothesline! Reject then tags in Alf. COLE First tag on the DA side, as the team captain in the ring! Alf picks up Moss, and whips him into a corner, and charges...but Moss moves out of the way, and tags in Brock! COLE And now both team captains in there! Brock hammers Alf with right hands, then whips him into the ropes, and executes a BIG backdrop! COACH Oh, no! COLE Alf up in the stars on that one! Brock covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock picks up Alf, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! He follows it up with a PRESS SLAM~! COLE Brock showing off the power! Brock then tags in Cortez! COLE And this is exactly what Todd Cortez wants! Cortez backs Alf into a corner, and hammers away with right hands, and kicks. He then backs up, and gives Alf a superkick, which sends him bailing to the outside! COACH This one's spilling to the floor! Cortez follows Alf outside, and rams him into the guardrail! He delivers a couple more right hands, then rolls him back inside, where Alf quickly rolls over and tags in TK. Cortez responds by tagging in Brock. COLE And now it's the two power men on each side! TK and Brock circle the ring, and tie up. TK goes to the eyes, then hammers Brock with European uppercuts, and executes a shoulderbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK whips Brock into a corner, and Brock bounces out and floors him with a clothesline! Brock then sets up TK, and lifts him in a hanging vertical suplex, then falls back to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock then whips TK into a corner, and charges, but TK gets his feet up, then tags Reject back in. Reject sizes up Brock, then hits him with a BIG dropkick, but Brock lands right in his corner, where he tags in Moss. Moss and Reject circle the ring, and tie up. Moss backs Reject into the corner, and the referee attempts to separate them, allowing Reject to throw a cheap shot right, but Moss blocks, and delivers rights of his own! He then brings Reject out, and executes a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss then grabs a side headlock, but Reject shoves him off into the ropes, then drops down, then gets to his feet, and collides with Moss in mid-ring! COLE Oh, and a collision in the middle of the ring, and both guys down on the mat! Reject and Moss both scoot to their corners, and make tags to TK and Brock, respectively! COLE Tags made on both sides! Brock hammers away on TK, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a BIG clothesline! Alf then jumps into the ring, but Brock sees him coming, and floors him with a big right hand! Brock hammers Alf in the corner, but then Reject jumps in and hammers him from behind! COLE This one's starting to get out of control! Cortez comes in the ring and begins to work on TK, while Alf and Reject whip Brock across the ring, but Brock ducks a double clothesline, and delivers one of his own! He then catches Sandman coming in with another clothesline! COLE But Brock fighting off all the odds! Team Heyross comes in and holds off Alf and Reject, while Cortez delivers the CROTCH DROPPAH~! to TK, who staggers right into Brock's waiting arms...for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Brock with the F-Stunner-5~! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH No! COLE And we've got one man down from the Deadly Alliance! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Thunderkid eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Both teams retreat to their corners, as Brock's Flock celebrates. Alf then moves in, and attacks Quentin Benjamin from behind, knocking him to the mat with a double axhandle, then stomping away on him. He then backs him into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then whips Quentin across, but Quentin hops to the middle rope, and fakes Alf out, who drops down to the mat, then Quentin hits him with a slingshot splash! COLE Nice fakeout by Quentin! 1... 2... Kickout! Quentin picks Alf up, but Alf goes to the eyes, then tags in Sandman. COLE And the Heartland champion, in the ring legally for the first time tonight! Sandman delivers forearm blows to Benjamin, then whips him into the corner, where Benjamin slings himself over the charging Sandman, but Sandman is quick to react, and catches Benjamin with a clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman picks up Benjamin, and scoops him up, but Benjamin slips behind the back, and floors him with a superkick! Benjamin then starts in with right hands. COACH Benjamin needs to make a tag here, in my opinion! Benjamin hooks Sandman, and executes a snap suplex! Benjamin then climbs to the top rope, and waits for Sandman to get to his feet...then goes for a FLYING BODYPRESS, but Sandman drops to the mat, and Benjamin misses! COLE And Benjamin missing the boat there, he really should have made a tag there, as Coach said! Benjamin struggles to his feet, and Sandman grabs him by the head, then hooks his arms...and delivers the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And there's the Archangel's Wings! COACH That'll do it for Quentin Benjamin! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Even up again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Quentin Benjamin eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Moss comes right into the ring, and hammers away on Sandman, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a spinebuster! He then backs into the ropes, and drops an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss picks up Sandman, and executes a back suplex, then covers again... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss backs Sandman into the ropes, where he makes a blind tag to Alf. Sandman reverses the Irish whip, then Alf steps in and catches Moss with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COACH NICE teamwork! COLE Alf with that spinebuster of his, and a cover! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf sets up Moss for an Irish whip, but Moss reverses, and Reject blind tags himself in as Alf hits the ropes. COLE Another blind tag by the Deadly Alliance! Moss catches Alf coming off the ropes, and executes a STUN GUN~! COACH Oof! Moss then turns around as Reject springs in...and hits him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Eulogy! COACH Moss is done! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH All right! COLE And just like that, the Deadly Alliance goes from a 4-3 deficit to a 3-2 advantage! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Charlie Moss eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock steps in and hammers on Reject, but backs into the ropes, and Alf catches him with a knee to the back! Reject then tags Alf back in, and Alf stomps away on Brock, then hits a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf sets up a suplex, but Brock blocks, then blocks again, and executes one of his own! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock then tags in Cortez, and holds Alf for him, as Cortez lays in a kick to the midsection! Cortez then backs Alf into the corner, and hammers away on him, then attempts an Irish whip. Alf reverses, and charges, but Cortez gets the feet, up, then floors him with a clothesline! Reject then steps into the ring, and gets caught with a SITOUT SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Reject got caught coming in! However, when Cortez turns around, Alf catches him with a SUPERKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COACH And Brock was almost left all by himself there! Alf tags in Sandman, and the two whip Cortez across, and drop him with a double elbow! Sandman covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman sets up Cortez, and starts to hook him for the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111...but Cortez is able to escape, and catches Sandman with an STO~! COLE STO, and now Cortez needs to tag! Cortez and Sandman scoots to their corners, and tags are made to Reject and Brock! COLE Tags on both sides! Brock floors Reject with a clothesline, then catches Alf with one as he steps through the ropes! He then catches Reject once again, and fires away with rights on Sandman! COLE Referee needs to get some people out of there! Brock whips Reject into the ropes, and catches him with a BIG backdrop! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Sandman makes the save! Cortez comes in and slugs it out with Sandman in a corner, while Reject waits for Brock, and attempts the EULOGY~!!!!!11111...but Brock, in one motion, slips out into the KATAHAJIME~!!!!!11111 COLE There it is! Brock's submission hold! However, before Brock can drop to the mat, Reject raises his foot up, delivering a LOW BLOW~! COLE And a low blow from Reject! Reject then tags in Alf, who climbs to the top rope, as Sandman shakes free of Cortez, and hits a YAKUZA KICK~! on Brock, as Alf gains his balance on top...and comes down with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Haha! COLE And this does not look good for Todd Cortez. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE It's now 3-on-1 for Todd Cortez! As Cortez looks across the ring at his odds, Alf tags out to Reject, who moves in on Cortez, and engages in a slugfest. Cortez gains the advantage, but misses a swing, and Reject catches him with a back suplex! Reject then pounds away on Cortez on the mat, before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes. Cortez ducks a clothesline, and hits Reject with the HOLLOW POINT~! COLE Big move from Cortez! Cortez catches Reject getting up with the CROTCH DROPPAH~!, then whips him into the ropes, and executes a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez back into the ropes again, but gets tripped by Sandman! COLE And Sandman from the outside! Sandman then climbs to the apron and gets the tag in, Sandman executes BOOT SCRAPES on Cortez, then drags him over and tags in Reject once again. Reject picks up Cortez, and executes a FISHERMAN'S BUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject pummels Cortez some more, then grabs him in a standing headscissors. COACH Could be the Pitch Black, Cole, we haven't seen this in a while! However, Cortez blocks on the pick-up, and comes back down, then trips up Reject, and goes to a quick rolling cradle! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH NO! COLE Reject got pinned! He's gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Reject eliminated by: Todd Cortez (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Reject angrily protests the decision, Alf quickly comes in and hammers Cortez with right hands, then backs him into a corner and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then pulls Cortez out, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH But here we go, this'll do it! Alf follows up with a T-BONE~!!, and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH Come on, ref! Alf tags in Sandman, who comes in and chokes Cortez on the mat, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Cortez ducks a clothesline, then stops and applies a sleeper! COLE Cortez with a sleeperhold! After a brief struggle, Sandman grabs the head of Cortez and drops to his ass! COLE But a nice jawbreaker to counter! Sandman tags Alf back in once again, and Alf comes in and sets up Cortez on the buckles. He climbs up after him, but Cortez fights back, and a slugfest ensues. Alf gets the better of the exchange, then goes for a superplex, but Cortez blocks, then lifts Alf in a suplex, dropping him back down to the mat! COLE Wow, Alf face-first back down to the mat! Cortez steps back to the top rope, and leaps off, catching Alf with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! COLE Big dropkick! COACH Yeah, but now he's got no one to tag out to! Alf and Cortez slowly get to their feet, and Alf throws a right...but Cortez blocks, and starts delivering rights of his own! COLE And look at Todd Cortez fight! Cortez backs off for a second, groggy, then catches Alf with the URBAN ASSAULT~! COLE The Urban Assault! Could this do it for Alf? 1... 2... NO!!! Sandman makes the save! COLE No, Sandman there to make the save! Sandman sets up Cortez for an Irish whip, but Cortez reverses, then catches Sandman with the momentum and pitches him to the outside! However, Alf catches him with the COBRA CLUTCH FACEBUSTER~!!! COACH This is it! COLE One of Alf's big moves, and the cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Cortez gets the shoulder up! COLE But no! Cortez still fighting! COACH I can't believe this! Alf backs into the ropes, and runs at Cortez...but Cortez catches him in a chokehold! COLE Cortez going for it again! However, Alf delivers a kick to the gut, then sets Cortez up for the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE And now the Sharpshooter, Alf trying to get it on! Cortez reaches up and delivers a shot to the face, then rolls backwards up to his feet, and runs at Alf, hopping onto his head...and, in one motion, drilling him with the RIOT ACT PLUS~!!!!!11111 COACH You've got to be kidding me! COLE Unbelieveable! Cortez hitting the Riot Act Plus! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Damn it! COLE And it's one-on-one! I can't believe it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Alfdogg eliminated by: Todd Cortez (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Landon said his guys need to start producing, what about Todd Cortez? Pinfalls over Reject and Alfdogg in one night, now, can he give Sandman his first defeat in approximately five years? Sandman crawls into the ring, as Cortez waits on him, then hops onto his head, and flips over...but the referee is in the wrong place at the wrong time, and gets taken out by the move! COACH And now the referee may be eliminated! COLE Sandman fortunate right there, the referee inadvertently blocking the Riot Act Plus from Cortez! As Cortez slowly gets to his feet, Alf slides back inside with the ring bell, and clobbers Cortez over the head with it! COLE No! Damn it! COACH Cortez just got his bell rung! COLE Wow, I've [i]never[/i] heard that one before! Very clever! COACH Thank you! COLE Alf should be back in the locker room right now, he's been eliminated! COACH He is! Look, he's leaving! Sandman slowly gets to his feet, as Cortez is out of it, and revives the referee, then picks up Cortez, and executes the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Damn it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Todd Cortez eliminated by: Sandman9000 (pinfall) [b]SOLE SURVIVOR: Sandman9000[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the SOLE SURVIVOR representing the Deadly Alliance...SSSSSSSSSSSSANDMANNNNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE THHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COLE The Deadly Alliance has STOLE this match thanks to Alf, who was already eliminated! Alf returns to the ring area, with Mr. Dick joining him, and meets Sandman, and the three celebrate in the aisle. COACH And for the second year in a row, Sandman9000 the sole survivor for his team, and ironically, the last man he pinned last year was Alfdogg! COLE But what an effort by Todd Cortez, facing 3-on-1 odds, and almost pulled off the stunner! One has to wonder what would have happened had Alf not interfered in this match at the end! You can bet, he'll be back, and he'll have a lot to say about this night and about the Deadly Alliance!

Well, then it's a good thing she got hurt and can't feel her arm at times!

Great idea, guys!

I think he was going for the Knicks joke there.

I do, too, but he probably was a little too rash in expressing his point. But, that's the way Barkley is. LeBron is just an arrogant prick, and I dislike him more every time he opens his mouth. That said, I think he's the runaway MVP at this point.

The sideline lady on ESPN just said that Dallas is interested in Stephon Marbury. This gives me an excuse to tinker with ESPN's trade machine. Jerry Stackhouse would certainly be part of any deal, I would think, but it looks like the Knicks would have to take on a sizeable contract that goes beyond 2010 to make it work, unless they can get a third team involved. Stackhouse and Dampier for Marbury may be a possibility.

Looks like we're going to blow it in OT, becoming the Bobcats' first road victim. What a way to follow up that big win in Houston. I hate to keep harping on this, but the next chapter of the "Jarrett Jack is a douchebag" story. Jack drives in and throws up his usual horrible floater against 3 defenders, then while running up the court arguing with the referee about supposedly getting fouled, runs right over Augustin because he's not looking where he's going. I almost want Jamaal Tinsley back at this point.

I take that back. It's not the referee's fault, when you miss about fifty layups in the fourth quarter that could give you the lead. But Murphy just gave them the lead with a 3, so maybe it'll be alright after all. Even still, we shouldn't struggle like this against the Charlotte fucking Bobcats.

Maybe we'll get a repeat of 1993, where the Cowboys won more games than the Mavericks. How many games have the Sooners won? On another note, the referees in the fourth quarter of this Pacers-Bobcats game are an absolute fucking joke.

Survivor match has been edited into the show.

Wow, Seattle really is garbage.

Bugs Bunny

Vince Young is in!

Now THAT'S more like it. Big road win.

[IMG=http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/KingCucaracha/shirts/matches/botoddned.jpg] "If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah" [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0u1PzXfTo][i]Superstar[/url][/i] by Lupe Fiasco plays, and Ned Blanchard walks through the curtains, actually hearing the cheers of the crowd. COLE And listen to this, a nice ovation for Ned Blanchard as he heads out! BUFFER [i]The following is a triple-threat match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the Handsome Hustler, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEED BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNC HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!![/i] COLE Ned Blanchard earlier tonight along with Simon Singleton, named as the partners of Zack Malibu, Krista Isadora Duncan, and Bohemoth on the Dream Team, which adds another very interesting story to this match, where Alfdogg has guaranteed that someone involved in this will be introduced as the fifth Deadly Alliance member! So, can Bo and Ned trust each other tonight? Is one of them in cahoots with the Deadly Alliance, and if so, what happens Sunday at November Reign? Ned climbs into the ring, and removes his entrance attire. COACH Boy, I can't [i]wait[/i] to see what formulates out of this match, Cole! Ned and Simon have already turned their backs on the Enterprise here tonight, maybe Ned makes it two-for-two, and sides with the Deadly Alliance over Zack and his team! COLE Or maybe it will be Bohemoth, a former bitter rival of Zack, we've seen a lot of ominous hints dropped in recent weeks! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAHzAP31dc][i]Oh No[/url][/i] by Mos Def, Nate Dogg and Pharoahe Monch hits, and Todd Cortez makes his way out, also hearing the cheers of the crowd. COLE Or maybe it will be this man, a long-disgruntled member of Cucaracha Internacional! BUFFER [i]From Hollywood Boulevard, weighing in at 226 pounds...here is "URBAN LEGEND" TODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] COLE And Todd Cortez, of the three, you might argue would benefit the most from a move to the Deadly Alliance, or more specifically, a move [i]from[/i] Landon's stable, where he's sort of been put on the backburner over the past several months! Cortez slides into the ring, and starts jaw-jacking with Ned. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBbBSCgIdkM][i]Liberate[/url][/i] by Disturbed hits, and Bohemoth makes his way out, getting the loudest ovation yet. COACH And I think this is what's gonna happen, Cole! Alf hit the nail right on the head a few weeks ago! Sly's out of the picture, and you just know Zack and Leon will be at odds eventually over the World title, should Leon emerge victorious! Bo's going to jump off the ship as it's sinking, and swim to the refuge of the Deadly Alliance! Bo enters the ring, and stands in the corner, as the referee checks Cortez and Ned. He then makes his way over and checks Bo, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Ned approaches Cortez, and the two face off. Ned then shoves Cortez, who shoves back, and a slugfest ensues. COLE Ned and Todd Cortez slugging it out here to start! Cortez gets the better of the exchange, then delivers a shot to the gut of Bo as he approaches for a double axhandle, then hits him with a springboard dropkick! Ned then floors Cortez from behind with a clothesline! COLE And Ned taking advantage, after that nice springboard dropkick from Cortez! Ned stomps away on Cortez, then sets up him for an Irish whip. However, Cortez reverses, whipping Ned right into Bo, sending Bo through the ropes to the outside! COLE And now Bo to the outside! Cortez goes for a clothesline, but Ned ducks, then takes Cortez down with a side headlock. Cortez grabs a headscissors to counter, and Ned spins around and flips over on top of Cortez. 1... 2... Cortez bridges up, then goes into a backslide attempt. Both men struggle to take the other over, until Cortez spins around, and converts the move into a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Nice counter there by Todd Cortez! Suddenly, Bo re-appears, hitting a clothesline on Cortez, followed by one on Ned! COLE And there's Bo, with a clothesline on his partner this coming Sunday! Bo lays in a couple stomps to Ned, then delivers a right hand to Cortez, and tosses him to the outside. He then makes his way back over to Ned, and picks him up, but Ned fights back with right hands! COLE And now it's Ned on the offensive! Cortez rolls back inside, as Ned sets up an Irish whip, but Bo reverses, and Cortez ducks down, backdropping Ned to the floor! Cortez then takes Bo down with a drop toe-hold, and stomps away at him on the mat, then whips him into the ropes, backing into the opposite side, and hitting a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez stomps away some more, then delivers some European uppercuts, before setting up another Irish whip. Bo reverses, then attempts a clothesline, which Cortez ducks, but gets caught in a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE BIG powerslam from Bo! Ned starts to climb to the apron, and Bo meets him there, However, Ned catches him with a shoulder to the gut, then springs over for a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Bo delivers a foot to the gut, then tosses Ned back outside, following him out to the floor this time. Bo grabs Ned around the waist, and rams him into the apron. COACH I'll tell you what, for a guy who's supposed to be his partner in a few days, Bo's sure showing a lot of aggressiveness against Ned here! That seems like a Deadly Alliance tactic to me! As Bo and Ned are still tied up, Cortez suddenly comes crashing down on top of them with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE Todd Cortez going for it all, and now all three men are out of it on the floor! After a while, Cortez gets to his feet and rolls back inside, and Bohemoth shortly follows. Cortez pounces right as he comes in, delivering right hands on the mat as Bohemoth is face-down. Cortez then whips Bo into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Bo delivers a kick, then sets him up for a powerbomb, but Ned interjects with a clothesline! COLE And Ned saving, indirectly, Todd Cortez! Ned then follows up on Cortez, grabbing him and ramming him shoulder-first into the post! Ned then backs Bo into a corner, and delivers right hands. He then attempts a whip, but Bo reverses, sending him sternum-first into the buckles! Bo then scoops up Ned from behind, and sets him on the top rope, then pulls him down into a tree of woe! COACH Look at this! Bo stomps away on Ned, then backs up and charges, but Ned manages to get his foot out, and Bo runs into it! Cortez then rolls up Bo... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Wow, and there was no way for Ned to stop that pin! Fortunately for him, Bo able to kick out! Bo delivers some shots to Cortez, then whips him into the ropes. Cortez ducks a clothesline, then attempts a flying bodypress, but Bo catches him. COLE Bo with all that power, able to just catch Cortez in mid-air! Bo simply walks over and dumps Cortez over the top to the floor! Ned then sneaks up from behind Bo, and executes a back suplex, along with a bridge... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Nice move there by Ned, and he almost won this one! Ned then delivers some stomps to Bo...and climbs to the top? COLE Ned going upstairs, here's something we don't see much! However, as he gets to the top, Cortez climbs to the apron, and trips him up, causing Ned to crotch himself! COACH And there's why! Cortez then steps into the ring, and signals for the end! COLE Uh-oh, could be time for the Riot Act Plus! Cortez grabs Bo in a standing headscissors! COACH I don't know if he can get it on Bo, though! Cortez flips over, but then Bo just falls on top of him! COACH See that? Bo was too big for the Riot Act Plus! Bo delivers right hands on the mat to Cortez, before grabbing Ned and tossing him down to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo sets up an Irish whip, but Ned reverses. Bo ducks a clothesline...but Ned catches him with a STUN GUN~! COLE Ned with the Stun Gun! Cover... 1... 2... Cortez makes the save! COLE But Todd Cortez not allowing that pinfall! Ned gets to his feet and takes a swing at Cortez, who ducks, and catches him with the CROTCH-DROPPAH~! COLE And there's that inverted atomic drop from Cortez! Maybe he can begin to mount an offense! Cortez then grabs Ned, and executes a Russian legsweep! Cortez rolls through, and executes a legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez then waits for Ned to get to his feet, and executes a superkick, sending Ned out to the floor! Cortez then catches Bo approaching, and steps underneath him to deliver an STO~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Cortez VERY close on that count! Cortez then picks up Bo, hooking him in a Dragon sleeper, setting up STREET DREAMS~!!!!!11111 However, Ned grabs Bo by the foot, and pulls him to the outside before Cortez can get the hold cinched in! COLE And Todd Cortez was going for the Street Dreams right there, but Ned intervened from the outside! Cortez climbs outside, and hammers away on Ned, then whips him into the steel steps! Cortez then begins to pick apart the Spanish announce table. COACH Uh-oh... COLE And Todd Cortez going to work on our Spanish announce table! After Cortez gets done, he rams the face of Ned into the table, then picks apart Cole and Coach's table, as well! COLE Now he's tearing up our table! Cortez rolls Ned onto Cole's table, and the two begin to slug it out. Bo soon joins them, and delivers a fist to the gut of Cortez. Bo then climbs onto the table, and he and Ned join up, hooking Cortez, and suplexing him THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE~! COLE Todd Cortez sent through the Spanish table by Bo and Ned, the two men who will team up his Sunday! As Cortez lays on the floor, Ned nails Bo from behind, then tosses him into the ring. He follows him inside, then attempts an Irish whip. Bo reverses, then attempts a clothesline, which Ned ducks, then the two hit heads in mid-ring! COLE And a collision in mid-ring, and everyone down once again! The crowd begins to boo, as the camera cuts to the aisle, revealing the Deadly Alliance walking down to ringside. COLE And the Deadly Alliance coming out to get a closer look! COACH Well, this is it, Cole! We'll find out in just a few seconds who the new member is! And with Cortez out of the picture, you've got to believe it's one of these two guys! COLE Well, if it is, this is going to put quite a spin the Dream Team-Enterprise match at November Reign! The DA stand on one side of the ring, facing the main camera, as Ned gets to his feet slowly, then delivers some weak shots on Bo, who is on all fours. Ned backs into the ropes, then Bo drops down, and Ned hops over...then gets tripped up by Alf on the outside! COACH THERE IT IS, Cole! It's Bo! I told you! COLE ...I don't believe it. Bo is still dazed, and is unaware of what just happened, while Ned lays on the mat, then slowly comes to, and spots the DA at ringside. He begins to shout insults to them, as Bo slowly gets to his feet, then clotheslines Ned from behind! COACH And Bo with the clothesline, after the distraction from his stablemates in the Deadly Alliance! COLE ... Bo then whips Ned into the ropes, and executes the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COACH This is it, Cole! 1... 2... NO!!! Cortez out of nowhere makes the save! COLE NO! Todd Cortez with the save! All three men are out of their wits, as Bo slowly gets to his feet, and argues the count with the referee. As this happens, Cortez backs into the ropes, and charges Bo, who sees him at the last second, and moves, as Cortez accidentally pounces the referee! Bo then spins Cortez around, and executes a SPINEBUSTER~! Bo then goes outside to check on the referee, as TK slides into the ring, and tries to revive Cortez! COACH Now what is this? COLE TK now helping Cortez! But just a minute ago...I don't know what's going on here! TK gets Cortez to his feet...then hooks him from behind, as Reject pulls out a set of brass knuckles, and waffles Cortez with them! COACH What is going on here? COACH ...well, they haven't actually done any harm to Bo yet! Bo tosses the referee back inside, and covers... 1... 2... NO!!! Ned makes the save at the last second! COLE And now Ned with the save! Bo grabs Ned by the tights, and leverages him to the outside. From there, Sandman picks up Ned, and delivers a URINAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS' TABLE~! COLE And Ned sent through our table by Sandman! Just as Sandman does this, Bo turns and catches it, finally realizing what's going on. COLE And Bo...I think Bo just now realizes that the Deadly Alliance is out there! COACH Are you kidding me, Cole? Alf steps into the ring with a rolled up t-shirt, which he hands to Bo. Bo unrolls it, revealing the Deadly Alliance logo, then starts to smile. He then looks at Alf, and the two start to laugh together. COLE I'll be [i]damned.[/i] Bo then raises his head up as he laughs...and SPITS on the logo on the t-shirt! COLE WAIT A MINUTE! Alf looks on in shock, then sees nothing but black, as the t-shirt hits him in the face! Alf pulls away the t-shirt, and takes a swing at Bo, which Bo blocks, and delivers right hands to Alf! He whips Alf into the ropes, and floors him with a clothesline! COLE Bo's not with the DA after all! COACH But...who is, then? Alf said it would be someone involved in this match! Sandman rolls into the ring, and gets caught by a clothesline! TK and Reject then hammer Bo from behind, and whip him into the ropes, but Bo runs right through them with a double clothesline! COLE And Bo cleaning house in there! Bo then grabs Alf, and signals for the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 ...but as he picks him up, MISTER DICK slides into the ring, and nails him with a chair from behind! COLE Mr. Dick?!? What's he doing here? Bo drops to his knees, as Mr. Dick lays in another shot to the back! COACH Wait, wait, wait, wait, Cole...look at the shirt he's got on! Mr. Dick is indeed wearing the shirt of the Deadly Alliance, as Alf approaches him slowly, then sticks his hand up, and receives a high-five from Mister Dick! COLE Mister Dick is the guy! Mister Dick is the fifth member of the Deadly Alliance! COACH Well, Alf just said it was "someone involved in the match", and Mister Dick is certainly involved now! Malaysia Nerdly, wearing the same shirt, climbs into the ring and applauds, as Mr. Dick picks up Cortez, and executes the COCK BLOCK~!!!!!11111 on him! COLE And the Cock Block on Todd Cortez! COACH And what about this now? Mr. Dick is now obviously the fifth member of the Deadly Alliance, but he's supposed to be teaming with the Enterprise this Sunday! Can [i]those[/i] guys trust each other now? Ring attendants start to make their way down, as Alf grabs another chair, and begins laying more shots across the back of Bo! Sandman tosses Ned back into the ring, as Alf then sets up the chair in mid-ring, while Reject waits for Bo to get to his feet, and executes the EULOGY THROUGH THE UNFOLDED CHAIR~!!!!!11111 COLE And Reject with the Eulogy right through that chair! TK sits up Cortez in a corner, then tosses a chair up to Sandman on the top rope in a corner parallel to Cortez. Sandman gets his balance...then DRILLS CORTEZ WITH A VAN TERMINATOR~!!!!!11111 COLE/COACH :o Alf then climbs the top rope, as Mr. Dick picks up Ned, and executes the COCK BLOCK~!!!!!11111, just in time for Alf to gain his balance, and execute the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE Look at the carnage left by the Deadly Alliance, along with its newest member, Mr. Dick, along with Malaysia! Mr. Dick then grabs a mic from ringside. MR. DICK Good news, ladies...this Dick...just...got...DEADLIER! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk_Emakefg][i]The Wall[/url][/i] plays, as the five Deadly Alliance members, along with Melissa and Malaysia, pose in mid-ring. COACH Mr. Dick to the Deadly Alliance now, Cole, I think you definitely have to say the balance in power among stables has shifted to the DA! COLE You'd have to say that, Coach, a lot of problems in the other stables right now, while the Deadly Alliance continues to flourish!

Good thing the Pacers have Jarrett Jack on their team, otherwise they might be able to sustain some momentum on offense. EDIT: But he sure is good at those meaningless last-second threes!