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I'm giving Shanghai Kid the weekend to sign up, or I'm giving his spot away. If he hasn't been back since he said he wanted in (6 days ago), he's probably not going to be around enough to get this draft done in a reasonable amount of time.

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I've had a spot open up in the NMB/Pit league if anyone wants it ID: 13363 password: jwing One spot left, First-come, first-serve.

Edited in PRL's match.

MMoM: When I get your stuff, I'll work it in somehow. I didn't leave spots because you didn't specify what or how much you were sending.

I recommend this pic for Carter

I bet bob's picking Vin Baker

Credits: Alfdogg Tony Zack PK KC PRL

PRESENTS HeldDOWN~! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! B O O M ~ ! COLE WELCOME to Las Vegas, Nevada, we've got a sold-out crowd here tonight, and one awesome main event lined up for HeldDOWN~! COACH That's right, Coach, right here tonight it's going to be Tony Brannigan one-one-one with Stephen Joseph! Last week, Joesph scored a huge victory over Dan Black, can he pull off the same feat on his partner here tonight? COLE Speaking of Dan, he'll take on Tha Puerto Rican one-on-one here tonight! Plus, Peter Knight, Leon Rodez, and much, much more! Let's get to the action!

COACH That's how this match was set up. Who will win tonight in this feud of Original vs. Upstart? BUFFER Our next contest LIVE on HeldDOWN~! is set for one fall. It Ain't Over (Terrence Howard) Look this is my life, and it's a battle within I gotta survive, even if I'm sinnin to win And if I show no remorse I reap the devil's reward He said he'd, give me riches but I'm lookin for more This is the gift I was given so I just live by my hustle [Chorus 2X: Djay] + (singer, ad libbing at times) (Keep hustlin) It ain't over for me, no it ain't over for me (Keep, flowin) I'ma step my game up and get what's comin to me [Djay] So I give it my all, you feel my struggle and pain If you ain't feelin what I'm spittin trick you late to the game But the closest ones to me know I'm holdin it down You gon' feel me one day, we gon' be heard in the town [Chorus] - 2.5X, singer ad libs to fade BUFFER Introducing first, weighing in at 225 pounds, STTTTEEEPHHHEN JOOOSEPHHH! Stephen Joseph Popick appears onstage, grinning from ear to ear as he embraces the negative reaction from the crowd. He high-fives someone holding a pro-SJP sign, telling the young fan he appreciates it, doesn't need his support, especially from someone so puny. Grow some muscle, he says. As he continues his march to the ring, SJ is blindsided by a running forearm smash to the back of the neck from TONY BRANNIGAN! "YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!" COLE Stephen Joseph Popick getting a good dose of his own medicine. It was just last week when he jumped Dan Black from behind. Tony Brannigan with some payback for that heinous assault. CABOOSE Black T is like a gang. They watch out for one another. It reminds me of a great Arn Anderson quote: "You put one of our guys in the hospital, we'll put two of yours in the morgue." COACH And it just so happens the most deadly double-team move in wrestling today is called the what, fellas? TRIPLE C Black Body Bag. COLE Or 3-B. Speaking of the great Arn Anderson, I'm sure he's excited about the 2nd annunal Anderson Cup that'll be occurring early next year. I understand OAOAST officials are in discussions about that very subject. But right now Tony Brannigan, who along with Dan Black made it to the finals of the first ever Anderson Cup, is in complete control. SJP rolls down the steel ramp uncontrollably. Referee Nick Patrick orders Tony to bring the action inside the ring. His request is ignored, as the former World Heavyweight Champion plants his foot on the ground and KICKS Stephen in the ribcage like a football. He then walks over to the timekeeper and throws him to the ground, taking away the STEEL CHAIR he was seated in. He folds up the chair and... * BOOM! * ...hammers SJP across the back. Stephen drops to his knees, in obvious pain from the chairshot and once again is... No, Charles Robinson jumps off the apron and rips the chair out of Tony's hands just as he was about to strike Popick again. "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Charles scolds Tony for the use of the chair, resulting in the former World Champion engaging in a tug-of-war over the chair with the scrawney referee. Tony throws Charles down and swings the chair at Popick's head, but Popick kicks the chair in his face! With the referee's back turned away as he gets back up, Popick gets in a cheapshot by punching Brannigan in the groin. "OOOOOOOOOH!" COLE Well, that was...uh... Every red-blooded male felt that. COACH (laughs) Oh, that is beautiful. COLE Are you kidding me?! COACH When you have guys willing to do whatever it takes to win, like we do in this match, you're gonna see just about every trick in the book used. CABOOSE You noticed Cole said "every red-blooded male" and not every male? COACH Bwahahahaha! Another sign from above. Popick tosses Brannigan in the ring and covers him, putting both feet on the ropes. ONE... TWO TH-- NO! The referee sees Popick's feet on the ropes and stops the count. Instead of aruging, Stephen continues to stay on the offensive, sending Brannigan head-first into the top turnbuckle. He spins Tony around and... * CHOP * "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" ...chops the hell out of him. Right hand snaps Brannigan's head back. Stephen gets a laugh out of seeing the man he's had a love/hate relationship in the past reeling in the corner. He places Tony on the top turnbuckle and goes up to meet him on the second rope. After applying a front facelock, Popick climbs all the way up to the top! "OOOOOOOOOOOH!" COLE Superplex coming up. No! Brannigan stuns Popick with a series of right hands to the mid-section, then SHOVES down to the canvas. As Stephen gets back up, Tony perches himself on the top rope. He lands on his feet after successfully connecting with a clothesline to the back of the neck. Brannigan flexes his biceps and then...the HIP SWIVEL~! "YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Tony buries the knee into the lower back. He picks Popick up and rams him head-first into the top turnbuckle. He backs Stephen in the corner and connects with a couple of kneelifts to the mid-section. He brings SJP out of the corner and backs him against the ropes, firing him across the ring. Tony takes Popick over with a powerslam that gets two. The former Heavyweight Champion of the World sets SJ up for a suplex, but SJP blocks it by sticking his leg between Tony's and takes Brannigan up and over with a snap suplex. Tony sits-up and gets nailed across the back with a stiff kick by SJP. Stephen scoopes Tony up and slams him to the canvas. Stephen misses the elbow. Tony gets back up on his feet and nails Popick with a kneelift to the side of the head. He sends Stephen into the ropes. Tony lowers his head, and Popick counters into a swing neckbreaker! It's SJ's first step in working over the neck of his opponent. He brings Tony back to his feet and drives the knee into the mid-section. Front facelock into a hangman's neckbreaker! The cover. ONE... TWO.... KICKOUT! Standing headscissors by SJP. He jams the neck by leaping up and crashing all his weight down on Tony's neck. Popick quickly follows up by leveling Brannigan with a clothesline. Snapmare takeover, SJP hammering the back of the neck with hard forearm smashes before applying a reverse chinlock. COACH Look at this wear-down hold. Stephen Joseph allowing himself a breather while still continuing to take it to quite possibily his greatest opponent ever. Very sound strategy. COLE Stephen Joseph Popick wrenching the neck. You know he wants to win this match. A win over Tony Brannigan, a former World Champion, and Popicks shoots right up the ladder for a shot at the title. COACH It's bigger than a Super Bowl. Bigger than an NBA title. Bigger than the World Series. Easily more important than the WNBA title. It's the OAOAST Championship! CABOOSE And that's what it's all about -- the World Heavyweight Title. Every person in this sport wants to hold the most coveted championship in the game today. I've had the honor of holding that very title on two separate occasions. Peter Knight hopes to add his name to the list of World Title holders this Sunday night, as he faces Hoff at Dirty Deeds live on pay-per-view. The crowd gets behind Tony, clapping and stomping their feet. Brannigan gets up to a knee, grimacing as Popick tries to keep his 6'6" frame grounded. Brannigan with a couple of elbow strikes to the mid-section, freeing himself. He hits the ropes and takes Stephen off his feet with a shoulderblock tackle. Tony then hits the near side, hopping over Popick. Stephen goes back down as Tony comes on the rebound faster than originally thought. A game of human chess ensues as both men try to guess what the other has planned. Both men charge toward each other, with Tony getting caught in mid-air and spiked into the mat with a SPINEBUSTER! "OOOOOOOOOOH!" COLE Oh, my! Stephen Joseph just nailed Tony with his version of the Out of Body Experience. Stephen signals this is it. It may very well be. We'll find out. ONE... TWO... TH-- NO, KICKOUT! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" Popick gets up in a rage and stomps the living daylights out of Tony. He picks Tony back up and spikes him back into the mat -- this time with a piledriver! ONE... TWO... THRE-- NO! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" COLE Stephen is absolutely livid. Complaining about a slow count. He should worry more about his opponent rather than the referee's count. COACH With Nick Patrick's checked past, it's a valid question, in my humble opinion. COLE You haven't been humble since going from Johnathan Coachman to The Coach. SJP sets Tony up for a Tombstone piledriver, but Tony shifts his weight back and now has Popick upside down. COACH Uh-oh. The Tombstone piledriver is to Tony Brannigan what coming off the top is to Ric Flair: they never hit it. I mean, when it comes to women, they can hit it, but... COLE We know what you mean. Hey, Flair's come off the top successfully twice this week. So who knows. TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! ONE... TWO... THREE-- NO, FOOT ON THE ROPES! COLE He hit it! But Popick was too close to the ropes. Both men trading some exciting nearfalls. The average wrestler would of been put away long ago. COACH Average may get it down in other promotions, but not the OAOAST, baby! With Popick still laid out in the ring, Tony steps out onto the apron and climbs up the turnbuckles. He takes a few moments to balance himself on the top rope. He leaps off and drives the KNEE into... Stephen rolls out of the way and Tony's knee hits NOTHING BUT CANVAS! Groggy from being spiked on his head, Popick uses the ropes to help pull himself up, while Tony lies in a fetal position holding onto his right knee. COLE High-risk, high reward there. Chances are if he would've hit it it would of been over. COACH Oh, no question about it, Mikey. No way SJP would've been able to withstand two blows to the head within a matter of minutes. The first man to make it back to his feet is gonna win it, in my opinion. Stephen Joseph Popick is the first back to his feet. He shakes off the cobwebs before drilling Tony flush in the jaw with a superkick. The impact sends both men down. Fortunately for Brannigan, he falls through the ropes to the outside. COLE Both men once again down. Fatigue setting in. But Stephen Joseph is clearly in the driver's seat, as Tony is down on the outside. Referee Nick Patrick beginning to administer the 10 count. And to tell you the truth, I don't think he's gonna make it back in. "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" His back facing SJP, Nick Patrick doesn't see DAN BLACK come off the top and connect with a DIVING HEADBUTT on SJP! Dan dives out of the ring, exiting through the crowd. COLE You said it youself, Coach: When you have two guys who aren't afraid to throw out the rule book, you're gonna see just about every trick in the book. The match has been pretty straight forward... COACH Until now. COLE Until now. Exactly. Tony pulls himself up on the apron and crawls back into the ring via the bottom rope. He crawls over and draps an arm over Popick. The crowd counts along as Nick Patrick counts... ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" COLE Unbelieveable! Another amazing nearfall. COACH The way this match is going, it's gonna be a heartbreaker for somebody. Brannigan swipes his arms, saying that's it. He picks Popick up and rocks him with a combination of rights and forearm shots. He whips Popick to the ropes and crotches down. Not liking his positioning, Tony insteads leapfrogs over Stephen and catches him on the rebound with the OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE! But just as Nick Patrick is about to go down to count he sees THA PUERTO RICAN, with the 24/7 Title wrapped around his waist, jump on the ring apron. PR buys SJP time by pleading ignorance as Patrick orders him down. Tony slaps the mat with his hand, trying to gain the attention of the referee. When that doesn't work, under section 2-A Paragraph 3 of Brannigan's Law (The Right to Kick Ass), Tony decks Tha Puerto Rican with a right hand, knocking the sunglasses off PR's face! "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" COLE THE CHAMP IS...DOWN! Everybody turns their attention back to the ring. Everybody except Tha Puerto Rican, now back up complete with sunglasses, who grabs Tony's leg. Brannigan reaches over the top rope and grabs PR by his bandana, but PR stays down low to avoid the punches being thrown by Tony. The crowd erupts again as Dan Black returns and levels PR with a right. PR pops back up, jelly-legged, and runs around the ring, Dan trailing him from behind. While all that is going on, in the ring, SJP lifts Tony up in a inverted suplex that serves as the prelude to the Finality. But Tony floats over and drives Stephen into the ropes, rolling him up. ONE... Tha Puerto Rican slides into the ring from Patrick's blindside, Black following him in. TW-- The referee sees Dan, not PR, coming in and stops him. The two argue as Tha Puerto Rican hits the ropes and DRILLS Tony in the face with the 24/7 Title! Stephen rolls through! As the referee turns to his left and goes down to make the count, Tha Puerto Rican leaps over him with his outstretched, hoping to take Dan out with a diving clothesline, but Dan grabs the arm in mid-air and takes PR down to the mat where he locks on the HEART OF ICE (Crippler Crossface)! ONE... (Dan looks over his shoulder and sees his partner in trouble.) TWO... (Black let's go of the hold and dives toward SJ.) THREE! (He drills SJ with a forearm smash to the back of the neck, but is too late!) * DING DING DING DING * SJP flies out of the ring, but it doesn't faze him, as he and Tha Puerto Rican stand victorious outside, while Dan kneels over his partner, giving SJ and PR a piece of his mind. COACH (laughing) Tha Puerto Rican and SJP just beat Black T at their own game. COLE Stephen Joseph Popick has defeated both members of Black T in back-to-back weeks! With 3 days to go before Dirty Deeds, do Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph have Black T's number? FADE TO BLACK

COLE Fans, due to technical difficulties last week, Stephen Joseph's promo on Dan Black was not aired. This promo and SJ's victory set up the match you're about to see next. Let's take you back to last week, and what you didn't see. ::Stephen Joseph stands in the middle of the ring as we come back from commercial break, admist a chorus of boos.:: I know, I know. I'm out here yet again with a microphone, and everyone in this arena has decided that I'm about 1 shade worse than the devil himself and so the Boos are raining down on me. Enjoying yourselves? ::pause:: Good, glad to know it. Now I've got something from the heart to say. ::And the crowd boos and jeers as SJ pauses to clear his throat. He turns slowly to his left as he scans the crowd, settling in a gaze on Sofa Central.:: I know why you boo me, at least right now. With this "revolution" going on, I turned on Dan, Tony, and though it should be no surprise, Zack Malibu. Have you ever really considered why I did what I did? Have you ever thought how you would have acted? ::Stephen Joseph pauses, giving Sofa Central a chance to comment:: Cole SJ trying to plant a seed of doubt in the true OAOAST fans. Coach He's got a point Coach. Have you ever thought about it Caboose Oh, I've thought about it all right... I'd... Let's rewind here. Look at my career. It started off great, I was winning matches, had a dominant tag team run, and was for awhile the number 1 contender for the World Title. Remember the Trinity? Remember Intensezone as a great show? Los Infernales, my idea. Mystery Weirdness Connection, my idea. Hell, I made Eskimo in the fans eyes when he first started out, does anyone out there remember our USTV Title matches? I do. Then, because of some punks, I lost my smile, and with it, my position in the company. Because some punks thought making light of my, now, ex-fiancee was humorous. Sophomoric hijinks were in, and my personal life was exposed to the business. Let me ask you fans a question? Would you like it if your family was exposed to those are around you, your secrets, your home? How'd you like to have people camping outside your house chanting degrading things as you and your family go about their business, try to live a normal life? It takes a damn toll, its a circus, I know how that feels. And what did my company do, my 'veteran' friends do? They allowed it. None had any gumption to step up and say "This is not right". They made it clear they preferred the insulters to the insultee. No longer was I even wanted around here, and it became clear when good boy Malibu and Co. fled to their own show of HeldDown, took any talent that came around, and left the flagship show to rot and die. And where are the insulters now? Disgraced, like they deserved, but it took time. And did anyone of them ever, ever apologize? Well, I'll be honest. One did. But what about my friends, those who should have had? No, they didn't. Coach Stephen's being very real here. Caboose Talk about crossing the line between a shoot and a shoot. Now, out of everyone who stayed with IntenseZone till the end, I had nothing but respect. Until, that is, Dan and Tony decided to not look after themselves anymore. Now they pander. It's pathetic. They're not thinking of their families, their friends, they're just thinking of themselves. That's selfish. Cole WHAT? And your NOT? Coach Of course he isn't. He's thinking of his family! Caboose. Ego. Every company must eventually go in a new direction. You've either got to embrace the change, or let it destroy you. Now, I don't know about you all, but I have a job. I wrestle. Some of you work in cubicles, some of you own companies, and some of you serve hamburgers. But what we all have in common is that we have a job. Caboose I pray every day that you don't have a job Coach That's more likely to happen to you...or Cole Cole Hey, Josh Matthews is going first! And why do we have a job? That's right, to take care of those near and dear to us. Would you throw away your job if it meant not being able to support those whom you love? I don't think so, and neither would I. We're the same in that respect. Caboose No. We are not. Coach That's because you lack integrity. Now, let's go back again. Who on IntenseZone didn't change? Tha Puerto Rican, that's who. I don't really like like PR, I mean, he's a freaking arrogant prick. But you know what I do like? He trains 6 hours a day, watches tapes for 2 hours, and then spends the rest of the time with his family. He treats them well. He may have an ego about it, but damn if he doesn't take care of them. And he wants to take even better care of them, he wants to be World Champion, and he's puttting forth the effort to get there. You have to admire that. And deep down, you do, because that's why you all were so stoked for PRL/Cappa last week. There was a point to that match. Cole Whatta match last week that was! Because to me, out of everyone in the OAOAST, PRL is family. And come hell or high water, we're going to take care of each other. Coach You want loyalty? That's loyalty, to the 24/7 Champ no less! Put yourself in my shoes. The winds are changing, and I've muddled it out here, hanging on, in a job I hate, just to put food on the table. And a roof and a few cars, but I stayed in a job I disliked for my family, for my friends. How is that any different from you? ::Crowd boos as SJ pauses, but a smattering of hands clapping. A very small smattering. OAOAST production crews are quick to edit it out:: But, but recently I woke up. See, here's where ole BPP imparts a little wisdom. If you want anything in life, you have to take a chance at it. Nobody becomes a somebody without risking a chance to be a permanent nobody. Our leaders took a risk like that (well, except for Daddy's boy Bush...) If you remember back to MSG, Jimmy Snuka took that risk. ::The crowd pops at the mention of Jimmy Snuka:: You have to take that risk. So I did. I took that risk because, while I don't doubt for a moment that Drek and Co only care about themselves, maybe, just maybe, they'll take better care of me, of PRL, of the LC, and of my family than the whole old order of the OAOAST did for us. Maybe PRL will get that title shot he's been deserving for TWO YEARS! And I'm not even mentioning my claim to it. ::Crowd boos, again. Some fans clap, but you can't hear them. They're mostly in the front seats of the arena. And here's where we differ, you fans and I. When I saw this opportunity to improve my lot, I came back. I returned, I went for it. I've got...cajones. I'm trying to live my dream. Now look around at you all, how many of you have put it all on the line for your dreams, or how many of you have let your dream pass you by, you've settled for something less than what you know you could have been. Coach That's it. Motivate these low-lifes! Cole I like my job just fine. Coach But you could have been more Cole. You can have been. Caboose Yeah, if he took steroids... See, that's the difference. I'll risk it all. You won't. Well, not all of you. There are some of you, who are like me, who'll take that risk. And I salute you, and those who will be inspired by you to take that risk...finally. How many people lose their dreams and wonder why? But that not for me I'll get my dream or die trying. And you know what my dream is. OAOAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Caboose OH FUCK NO! Coach Oh HELL YES! Popick's stepping it up! Hoff, I'm serving notice to you. I will be coming for that title. And if not from you, from the next person, or the next person. I will have that title. I'll live my dream. And starting tonight, by any and all means necessary, I will start the climb back up to get there. By any means necessary. This week, I'll beat Dan Black 1,2,3 in the middle of the ring. Next week, I challenge former World Champion Tony Brannigan. I'll beat your ass too. It's not over for me. And if you don't like that, then well... Fuck You. (minor crowd echo, which is quickly gone).

The arena lights go dark.... *BOOM*BOOM*BOOM*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~!* The crowd explodes as "Black" hits the arena loudspeakers. The sound of the cheers swells as the song pumps through the air and the OAOAST Heavyweight champion steps onto the stage. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your guest commentator….HOFF!! Hoff, decked out in his “H” t-shirt and jeans, raises his belt for the crowd as he walks down the ramp, making a lap around the ring apron and egging the crowd on before he hops down and takes his place in Sofa Central next to Cole. COLE Hoff, this never gets old, does it? HOFF Never. CABOOSE It does on this side of the table. HOFF Aww come on ‘Boosey, let’s have some fun out here. PK said for me to get comfortable, so I think I’ll just put MY World Title belt right here (places it on the announce table) and kick my feet up. Come on, Buffer, “Lllet’s get ready to rrrrumble” and all that. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Llladies and gentlemen, the following contest, scheduled for one fall with a 45 minute time limit, is for the OAOAST X-Division championship. “YEAHHHHHHHH!!!” CUE: Oh Hell Yeah “YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!” The Vegas crowd erupts once again as the X-Champion Peter Knight walks out onto the stage, though there are some audible boos and “HOFF!” chants mixed in with the roar. BUFFER Introducing first: from Fall River, Massachusetts, he weighs in at two hundred and sixty-five pounds. He is the reigning X-Division Champion….Peterrrrrrrr Kniiiiiight!! Knight stares straight ahead as he walks to the ring, stepping through the ropes and nearly throwing his belt over to referee Charles Robinson before he leans over the ropes towards Sofa Central, telling Hoff to take some notes. COLE Take it easy, Hoff. HOFF Hey, I’m not going to cause any trouble. I’ll let the hothead do his thing, though I don’t know if he can have as tough a fight than I had with Tha Puerto Rican last week. COLE That was a great match, wasn’t it? CABOOSE Oh, absolutely. COACH Match of the year. I especially liked when Hoff….. HOFF Hey, hey, let’s not spoil anything for people that haven’t seen it yet. BUFFER And his opponent……… CUE: Generic rock music. COLE Who is this? I don’t recognize this music. All eyes turn to the entrance as a thin, fairly lanky 21 year old kid walks out onto the stage. His hair is long and dirty blonde, he wears jean shorts and a shirt that is basically a near-ripoff of Matt Hardy’s (with the back reading “I will not quit.”) BUFFER And his opponent, making his OAOAST debut: From Little Rock, Arkansas, he weighs in at two hundred and seven pounds……Trrrrrrevorrrrrr Nelllllllsonnnnnnn!!! COACH Trevor Nelson? Is this the same Trevor Nelson that’s in OAOVW? COLE Looks like it. A strange choice of opponent for Peter Knight tonight, wouldn’t you say Hoff? HOFF No, I know what he’s trying to do here. I thought PK was smarter than this. Nelson runs down the ramp and hops over the ropes, a bundle of energy and excitement for not only his first OAOAST match, but his first title shot as well. Robinson checks both men for foreign objects and calls for the bell. *DING DING* Knight charges at the rookie before he can get out of his corner, peppering him with rights, snapping Nelson’s head back with every impact. Knight sets him up and whips him into the opposite corner, quickly charging in after him with a clothesline that sends Trevor recoiling off the corner and flat on his back. Knight quickly drags him up by his hair and shoves him into the corner again, this time switching to some stiff forearms to the face. Robinson finally has to step in between to give the kid a rest. COLE Knight is definitely keyed up for this match, that’s for sure. I don’t know if we’ve ever seen this brutal a side of Peter Knight. CABOOSE You taking notes now, Hoff? Knight pushes Charles away and drags Trevor to the center of the ring, hooking him in a front facelock, hooking his tights and….. *BAM* One vertical suplex *BAM* A second. *BAM* A third. *BAM* A FOURTH vertical suplex. Knight picks him up again and holds the position, walking around the ring to show off. COLE Knight about to hit the falcon arrow to complete the Knight Roll here. But instead of dropping him forward, Knight jumps up and brings him downward, driving him into the mat on the back of his neck with a delayed jumping brainbuster. “OOOOOHHHH!” Trevor groans in pain as Robinson checks on him, but Nelson shakes his head when asked if he wants to stop the match. Knight smiles as he sees this and picks him up once again, hoisting him onto his shoulders and driving him to the mat with the Knightmare. Knight quickly pops up and puts him in position once more. COLE Come on, end this! HOFF I really can’t believe what I’m seeing from this guy right now. Knight walks towards the side of the ring where Sofa Central sits and points at Hoff. CABOOSE I don’t think I need to translate that for you, Hoff. Knight sharply spins Trevor off his shoulders and…… *WHAM* Forcefully drives him face first to the mat with a second Knightmare. COACH I hope this ends this. Knight, looks down at the fallen Nelson as Robinson begs him to pin him and end the match, but Knight looks over to Hoff once again and shakes his head. KNIGHT Not yet. He kicks Nelson back onto his back and walks over to his legs. COLE Come on, not that. Knight steps in-between them and turns him over, immediately slapping the Ace in the Hole on the near unconscious kid right in front of Hoff so that Hoff can see Trevor’s face and Knight’s. Robinson doesn’t even check on Nelson, choosing instead to immediately call for the bell. Some cheers come from the crowd, but most are stunned. BUFFER LLadies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and STILL the OAOAST X-Division Champion….Peterrrrr Kniiiiight!!! Knight waves at Buffer to give him the mic, but Hoff stands and puts up his hand, asking for it himself. COLE Careful, Hoff. Hoff grabs his title belt and slings it over his shoulder as he walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes. HOFF So, this was your big plan? Show off how “ruthless” you are and try to intimidate me? Peter, I thought you knew better than this. I’ve been watching you ever since you came back here; I KNOW what you’re all about. I know you bring it 100% every time you step into this ring. You didn’t need to pound some kid that’s barely been in the business to show that I have a tough fight ahead of me on Sunday. But, just remember this: you aren’t the only one that can bring the pain in the ring. You want a fight at Dirty Deeds? Hoff steps closer to go face-to-face with Knight. HOFF You got it. Black kicks up as Hoff steps through the ropes and walks up the ramp, leaving Knight alone in the ring to ponder Hoff’s words.

Without anyone to interview, poor Josh Matthews is doing nothing of any note. Although, argueably, that's nothing new. Walking through the hallways with his hands in his pockets, whistling to himself absent mindedly, Matthews turns a corner and sees two figures in the distance. Valerie and Constance, The Minnesota Angels, are both hunched over a brown paper envelope and peering in at it's contents. And, ever the snooper, Matthews decides this is his chance to do some reporting. MATTHEWS Valerie...Constance! Frantically, The Angels scramble whatever they were holding behind their backs, envelope and all. Matthews looks suspicious, but Constance continues to sheild her possessions, while Valerie glares at the nosey Matthews. MATTHEWS Is this a bad time? VALERIE Yeah, it is actually. MATTHEWS ...oh well. I wanted to talk to you about Dirty Deeds and your co-number one contendership to the Women's Championship, but maybe before we get to that, you'll tell us what you're holding behind your backs. VALERIE Uhm... CONSTANCE ...no! The Angels sneer at Matthews, who's still trying to catch a sneaky peek. VALERIE What we have is none of your business. For all you know, this could be something intimate and personal. MATTHEWS Even better! CONSTANCE Ugh! You want to talk to us about Dirty Deeds? Well, I know what you're going to ask us already. Can we get along? Are we going to start attacking each other? How will we decide who's going to actually win the Women's Title from that redneck hick Ashley Street? Guess what Josh...that's none of your business! Just like our personal property is none of your business. So how about you run along and interview 'little' old Ashley. Ask her what it's like to know somebody's out to see her career ended, permanently! VALERIE Or what it's like to be brought up in a trailer park! The Angels laugh and exchange a high-five, as Matthews rolls his eyes at the cheapshot. Before suddenly realising all eyes are on him. Neither of the two Angels seem in a good mood or indeed in a talkative mood, so Matthews nervously turns on his heels and scuttles off. Valerie and Constance watch on, waiting until Josh is out of sight and the coast is clear (apart from the camera of course...which is invisible. Yeah. Invisible. That'll do.) Once it is, Constance brings the envelope back from behind her...while Valerie brings a large handful of money out from behind hers, beaming from ear to ear. VALERIE I can't believe we're actually getting PAID by this benefactor to beat up trailer trash! Heck, I'd do it for free! CONSTANCE Totally. Pity we don't know who she is. VALERIE And just think...if this is what we're getting now... Valerie takes another handful of cash out of the envelope, which still looks pretty full despite the bills taken out of it. VALERIE ...think of what we're gonna get as a win bonuses!

*God of Thunder hits and Thunderkid makes his way down the aisle.* BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall! Making his way down to the ring...hailing from Green Bay, WI, and weighing in at 240 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!! COLE Thunderkid making his way down to the ring, set to take on Leon Rodez! COACH Both men former singles champions here in the OAOAST, but in three days, they'll be on opposite sides in a steel cage match, for the World Tag team titles! TK gets in the ring and stretches as Jungle Boogie hits and Leon Rodez comes through the curtains, drawing the crowd to its feet! BUFFER His opponent...he hails from Grand Rapids, Michigan, and weighs in at 228 pounds...he is one half of the WORRRRRRRRRLLLLD Tag Team Champions...LEEEEEOOOOONNNNNNNNN RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOODEZZZZZZZZ!!!!! COLE Listen to the crowd respond to Leon! Leon raises his arms to the crowd before climbing into the ring. *DING DING DING* COLE These two will have partners Sunday, but tonight it's one-on-one, Leon Rodez vs Thunderkid! Rodez and TK circle the ring a couple times, then tie up. Rodez grabs a headlock, but gets whipped into the ropes and taken down with a shoulderblock. COACH TK with a decided size and strength advantage, Leon will have to use speed, he doesn't want to trade blows in this one. TK whips Rodez into the ropes again, then leapfrogs him, and drops down for a monkey flip...but Rodez drops a fist right between the eyes! Rodez then hits a dropkick, sending TK through the ropes and to the floor! COLE GREAT dropkick by Leon, and TK has to regroup! TK takes an 8-count outside the ring, then slowly climbs back in. He goes to the eyes, then whips Leon again. Leon ducks a clothesline and hits a flying bodypress! 1..2..TK quickly kicks out. TK rushes Leon and gets caught in a side headlock! TK headscissors Leon, but Leon nips up to escape, then comes off the ropes with a spinning heel kick! Leon covers...1...2...TK kicks out again! Leon sets up a suplex, but TK slips behind the back, and shoves Leon off into the ropes, but Leon catches him with a hurricanrana! TK slides outside again, slamming both hands on the apron and kicking the steel steps as the crowd is going CRAZY~! COLE Leon too quick for TK here in the early going, and TK EXTREMELY frustrated by it! TK takes another 8-count, then gets back in and charges Leon, who leapfrogs, drops down, and leapfrogs again...but TK catches him in mid-air this time! Leon, however, holds on, and pulls off a DDT! Leon then goes to the top, blowing a kiss to the crowd on the way up. Leon comes off for a hurricanrana, but TK catches him and plants him with a sitout powerbomb!!! COACH THERE we go! GREAT counter by TK! TK lays down for a few seconds, then covers! 1.. 2.. Leon kicks out! TK waits for Leon to get to his feet, then gives him a foot shot to the gut, and sets up a running powerslam. Leon slides over the back, and runs to the ropes, but TK drops down, then catches him and drops him throat-first on the ropes! TK then runs to the other side and DRILLS Leon with a bicycle kick! TK plays to the crowd, who toss boos his way in return. TK goes to the top, and flies across the ring with a big elbowdrop! COLE Beautifully executed elbow by Thunderkid! TK covers... 1.... 2....... Leon kicks out again! TK picks up Leon, and gives him a T-Bone suplex! He then lets Leon get to his feet, and scoops him up, turning to taunt each side of the audience, before sending Leon over with a fallaway slam! TK sits on the mat and wipes his brow arrogantly, then covers... 1.... 2.......... but Leon kicks out yet again!!! COLE Leon Rodez refusing to quit here! TK gives the referee shit, then picks up Leon and sets him up for a suplex...but Leon blocks! Leon blocks twice!! Leon reverses to his own suplex!!! COLE And NOW, maybe the tide will turn back in to Leon Rodez' favor! Both men struggle to get to their feet, then TK lands a right hand, and Leon lands one in return, to the cheers of the crowd! TK lands another, and Leon lands another! TK's third attempt is blocked, and Leon lands THREE of his own, before TK goes to the eyes and whips him HARD into the corner! COACH Way to go, TK! Way to keep the advantage! TK sets up Leon on the top rope, then follows him up. TK appears to be setting up a superplex, but Leon sends two fists to the gut, then pushes him back to the mat! Leon stands up on the top rope, and comes off, catching TK with a big chop! But Leon lands awkwardly on his right knee, and can't cover! COLE Leon with a HUGE move off the top rope, but it appears he's hurt his knee! COACH And that's the same knee he had surgery on a while back, Cole! This is not good news for Leon Rodez! The referee begins to count... 1! 2! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!!!! 7!!!!! 8!!!!!!!!!! Both men struggle to their feet, and TK takes down Leon with a chop block! COACH TK spots the injury, and now he's zooming in on it, Cole! COLE And you have to wonder how this could affect the tag team title match this Sunday... COACH Well, any little doubt I had that TK and Reject could take the titles on Sunday is out the window now, Cole! We're gonna have new champs in three days! TK picks up Rodez by the leg, and drops it on his own! He then grabs the other leg...and locks in a FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK!!! COLE And this could be the match right here! COACH And notice that he grabbed the OTHER leg and twisted it, which puts the pressure on the straight leg, which is injured! I hope Ric Flair is taking notes! Leon lays down on the mat, and the referee counts! 1.. 2.. Leon sits back up! COLE Whoa, Leon almost counted out there! Leon screams in pain, then lays back down again. 1.. 2.... Leon sits back up again, and this time uses his momentum, and starts to turn the hold over! COACH No way! COLE Leon looks to be reversing! What guts shown by Leon Rodez in this match! Leon finally turns it all the way over, and TK quickly squirms towards the ropes! TK grabs the ropes, and turns the hold BACK over, using the ropes for extra leverage and breaking JUST before the five-count! COACH Great prescence of mind there by TK, he had a hold of the ropes, and used them to his advantage rather than just using them to escape! TK grabs the leg of Rodez, and drops an elbow on it! He then backs him into the corner again, setting his leg outside of the rope, and pulling at the foot, releasing just before the five-count! He brings the leg back in, and sets him back up top. TK follows him up, and takes him off with a HURRICANRANA!!! 1..... 2.............. NO!!! Leon kicks out at the last split second!!! COLE And STILL, Leon won't quit! COACH This is not smart at all! If I were Leon, I'd throw in the towel here tonight and save what I got left for this Sunday, there's no title on the line here! TK delivers a snap suplex, then goes to the top again...SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! ...MISSES!!! COACH Leon got out of the way! The referee counts! 1! 2! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!!!! 7!!!!! 8!!!!!!!!!! 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Both men beat the count up, and Leon blocks a right hand, and lands one of his own! Another try, another block, another punch! Leon starts landing knife-edge chops as the crowd starts to get behind him! TK goes to the eyes, then slides out and grabs Leon's leg, in an attempt to ram it into the post. But Leon is able to pull TK into the post with his legs! Leon then goes up to the top... COACH What the hell is the matter with this guy? Is he nuts? ...and comes off with a bodypress to the outside! The crowd EXPLODES~!!! Maybe even in their pants!!! Leon delivers right hands to TK, then rolls him in the ring. Leon goes to the top again, and comes off with a flying bodypress... 1..... 2.............. TK kicks out!!! TK swings with a clothesline at Leon, but Leon ducks...and starts nailing jabs! The crowd counts along, until he gets to five! He then blows a kiss, and his a backbrain kick! COLE Leon completes Mama Said Knock You Out! Cover... 1....... 2............... TK kicks out again! Leon gives TK a drop toe hold, landing him on the ropes! COLE Time for CALL THAT BITCH BOJANGLES~!!! Leon goes to the ropes, and jumps on TK! TK bounces back up, right into the LUNGBLOWER~!!! 1......... 2..................... 3!!!!!!! WAIT, Reject is at ringside, and has pulled the referee out! The referee argues with Reject, as Zack Malibu runs to ringside and starts hammering away on Reject! The referee gets back in the ring, and starts shouting at Zack and Reject on the floor. Leon shoves out of a headlock, sending TK into the referee, who lands right on top of Zack on the floor! Reject slides into the ring unsuspected, as Leon sets up STREET SMARTS~!!! Reject kicks Leon low, then they execute the CATEGORY SIX~!!!!!11111 Reject slides out and the referee slides in as TK covers. Zack hits SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 on Reject on the floor, but Reject is able to hold Zack's foot as the count is made! 1............ 2............................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT! (10:03) BUFFER The winner of this bout...THUNDERKID!!!!! Zack chases TK out of the ring, and TK helps Reject up and they retreat to the locker room with their arms raised as God of Thunder plays over the speakers. Zack stares them down from the ring. COLE Could this be the sight that awaits us in just three days at Dirty Deeds from Fenway Park in Boston? COACH I've said it before and I'll say it again, we're going to have new tag team champions this Sunday, and there's no team more deserving than those two!

We cut backstage to the always personable Maria at the interview position. MARIA My guest right now is the man who will face Hoff at Dirty Deeds, the Oat Toast X-Division Champion, Peter Knight! The crowd cheers as PK steps into the frame, dressed for battle with his title belt slung over his shoulder. MARIA So, PK, you said last week that you will defend your X-Title tonight, but you wouldn’t say who your opponent was? Can you tell me now? KNIGHT Sorry honey, like I said last week, everyone will find out when it’s time for the match. But I will say that I picked an opponent that I know will give me a good match, just like Hoff did with Tha Puerto Rican. MARIA I didn’t see that match last week. I was in the control booth watching the first Survivor. I taped it, in case people missed it and wanted to borrow it. I don’t know why the director yelled at me so much though. KNIGHT Uh….yeah. Anyway, because I want him to get a good look at what he’s gonna face at Fenway, I’m extending an invitation to Hoff to go down to ringside and join the guys at Sofa Central. MARIA Is that some kind of furniture place? KNIGHT So get a comfortable seat Hoff, because you’re going to see a hell of a show.

Black smoke pours out of the entryway. “Quiet” by The Smashing Pumpkins begins playing, causing the crowd to boo. COLE Back on HeldDOWN~!, and Dan Black is about to make an appearance. White and black shots of pyro appear and disperse the smoke, revealing "The Ice Heart”. Black has a cocky smirk on his face, not acknowledging the crowd as he begins his walk to the ring. *DING DING DING* MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a thirty-minute time limit. Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. From London, England, weighing in at 243 lbs. He is “The Ice Heart” DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN BLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!! COLE In just a few moments, Dan Black will lock up one on one with “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican in a preview of a match that will happen this Sunday at Dirty Deeds. Black T takes on Stephen Joseph Popick and Tha Puerto Rican in another battle between The Upstarts and The Originals! COACH PRL has said in the past that he doesn’t give a damn about The Originals nor The Upstarts, but he is loyal to his manager, which is why he will team up with Popick this Sunday against Black T. Black enters the ring and removes his sunglasses and trenchcoat. He poses, wrestling tonight in his short black tights. The crowd continues booing the Black T member. CABOOSE I’m torn about the match this Sunday. On one hand PRL is wrestling. On the other, he’s tagging with POPICK, one of the men trying to take ME out of this company. I’d feel terrible booing PRL, but I’d also feel terrible cheering FOR Popick! Ugh. COACH There, there Caboose. There, there. Black looks to the entrance as “Black” by The Smashing Pumpkins dies down. The arena goes dark. The AngleTron lights up with a picture of a waving Puerto Rican flag. In big, white blocky letters the following words appear on the screen, with Tha Puerto Rican saying them: *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role '99" begins playing, with the crowd standing up and booing. PR is heard saying "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entranceway and the lights flicker on and off in the entrance. A few seconds elasped, and out from the curtains and through the smoke come "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, and his manager and "Career Consultant" Stephen Joseph Popick. The crowds boos get louder. PR looks at the crowd with disgust, jawing with some fans. PR spins the belt plate on his custom made 24/7 Championship belt, which is around his waist. He looks at Popick, and the two of them begin their walk down the ramp. BUFFER And his opponent. Accompanying to the ring by his manager and “Career Consultant” Stephen Joseph Popick. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. He is the One And Only AngleSault Thread Twenty-Four/Seven Champion; “The Corporate Champion” THA PUERRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!! COLE Popick and PRL, the two men Black will be fighting this Sunday, are coming to the ring at the same time! CABOOSE Well of course! Popick IS PRL’s manager after all. COLE Oh yeah. Chants of "P.R. SUCKS!" fill the arena, as PRL and Popick continue their walk to the ring. Tha Puerto Rican gets on the ring apron, and sneers at the crowd. Popick holds the ropes, and Tha Puerto Rican to enter the ring. He spins around; soaking in the fans boos while "Know Your Role '99" continues playing over the P.A. systems. Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. The crowd is still booing loudly and chanting "P.R. SUCKS!" PRL heads to the second rope, and raises his belt over his head. He then heads to a second turnbuckle, and raises his belt again. COLE Popick has vowed to become World Heavyweight Champion come hell or high water. Not only that, but his client, Tha Puerto Rican, has also vowed to become World Champion. This leads me to wonder: which one will get there first, and what if PRL has to beat Popick to win the World Title? Or vice versa? CABOOSE Oh, you’re just stirring the pot, looking for any signs of dissension. The bond between PRL and Popick is stronger than ever. Unfortunately. Which is why PR and Popick have a good shot at beating Black T this Sunday at Dirty Deeds. Unfortunately. Or not. I don’t know! PR hits a third turnbuckle, and raises his belt with his right arm and "smells the electricity" a'la The Rock. PRL does the same Rock pose on the fourth turnbuckle receiving boos. Tha Puerto Rican gets off the ropes, removes his sunglasses and earring, and chats with Popick while the lights go back on. PRL stares at Dan Black, who stares right back. COLE This match certainly has a lot of history behind it. Dan Black was the General Manager of IntenseZone during the later days of the brand extension. Dan did all he could to make IntenseZone a worthy competitor to HeldDOWN~! And some would say that the star of IntenseZone during Dan Black’s tenure as General Manager was Tha Puerto Rican, who held the North American Title for a record breaking 5 months and the Puerto Rican Championship for 7 months during Black’s reign as GM of iZ. PRL had more airtime on IntenseZone than any other wrestler, as his legendary feud with The Mad Cappa was the main attraction on IntenseZone throughout Black’s tenure. COACH Black was also a well known supporter of PRL during their IntenseZone days, even going as far as to dissolve the Mandatory Main Event North American Title defense rule once PRL won the belt. Dan even gave The Lightning Crew control of IntenseZone for one night only back in February 2004, which The Lightning Crew dubbed The Battle Of San Juan. COLE Once IntenseZone was cancelled, PRL and Black went their separate ways. But now, their paths are about to cross once again, as PRL, the so-called M.V.P. of IntenseZone, takes on Dan Black, the former General Manager of IntenseZone! PRL hands his 24/7 Title belt to referee Brian Herbner, who hands it over to a ring attendant. "Know Your Role '99" dies down, as Herbner calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN (with Stephen Joseph Popick) VS. “THE ICE HEART” DAN BLACK PRL and Dan Black stare at each other. COLE These two are about to battle it out for the first time ever. COACH You could call this a “Dream Match”. The battle between the leader of IntenseZone and the star of IntenseZone! Tha Puerto Rican and Dan Black lock up. PRL applies a headlock on Dan, but the Black T member escapes, and throws PRL into the ropes. Dan charges, but Tha Puerto Rican does a leapfrog over him. Black bounces off the other ropes, and PRL does a reverse leapfrog on him. PRL follows that with an arm-drag. Dan gets back up, so PRL does ANOTHER arm-drag on him. PRL and Black get up at the same time and stare at each other again. COLE Both guys are pretty talented wrestlers. It’ll be interesting to see who wins this match. PR and Dan lock up again. Black gains control, kneeing Puerto in the stomach. He then grabs PR’s right arm, and does a hammerlock on it. But PRL reverses that into a hammerlock of his own. PRL punches Black’s right arm several times, and then whips him into the ropes. Dropkick on Dan Black! PRL picks Dan up, and Irish whips him into the ropes again. Black goes for a clothesline, but the P.R. Menace ducks, and bounces off the ropes with a flying clothesline! Some fans actually cheer this! COLE Tha Puerto Rican and Dan Black aren’t exactly fan favorites, but Tha Puerto Rican has gotten some cheers so far. CABOOSE The Lightning Bolts are in this arena tonight! The Corporate Champ goes for the pin. Dan kicks out a 1.8! PRL picks Black up, and puts him in a facelock. PRL then tries for a vertical suplex, but Black holds on. PRL tries this again, but Ice Heart won’t budge. Suddenly, Dan escapes, and kicks PRL in the gut. Double-Armed DDT! Dan covers PRL. 1…2…PRL puts his right shoulder up! Popick gets on the ring apron, which distracts the referee. COLE Not even 5 minutes in, and Popick is already making his presence known! Brian Herbner goes over to Popick. Meanwhile, Dan Black picks PR up. PRL gives Dan the Flair Uppercut (Down where? Down here!), and Dan Black falls to his knees. Popick gets off the apron right after this, allowing Brian Herbner to see Tha Puerto Rican grab Dan, and give him the Latin Slam! PRL covers Dan. 1…2…KICK OUT! CABOOSE Heh. It’s going to take a lot more than that to beat Dan, P.R. Too bad, I guess. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican grabs Black’s left arm and applies an arm-bar on him. Referee Brian Herbner checks on Dan, who refuses to give up. PRL jaw jacks Black, something Popick is also doing. The crowd starts chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Puerto tells the crowd to shut up, and then grabs Dan by his hair and puts him in a vertical base. PRL punches Dan in the face several times with Rock-style left jabs. He then does an Irish whip on Black, sending him into the ropes. Puerto follows with a Samoan Drop. Afterwards, PR sits up and applauds himself, which irritates the crowd. COACH What an egotistical prick PRL is! CABOOSE Hey, Popick himself agrees with that. But he’s a damn good wrestler. You can’t deny that. COACH That I will agree with. PRL picks up Dan Black. The Puerto Rican Southpaw lays into Black’s face with a furry of punches. PR then gives Black a wheelbarrow suplex. PRL drops his left fist onto Dan Black’s forehead several times. PRL then bounces off the ropes, shakes his shoulders, dusts his right shoulder off, and then drops his left fist onto Dan Black’s forehead. The Five Knuckle Shuffle! PRL even follows that with the “You can’t see me!” hand gesture. COACH *COUGHgimmickinfringmentCOUGH!* Tha Puerto Rican heads to the top rope, waiting for Dan Black to get up. After a few seconds, Dan does get up. PRL leaps off the top with a flying crossbody… that Dan counters by doing a dropkick onto PRL’s stomach! COLE Whoa! Some fans cheer, but the majority of the fans in attendance boo Dan for this. PRL and Dan both lie on the mat. After a few seconds, Dan gets to a vertical base. He heads to the top rope. Top rope knee drop! He covers PRL. 1… 2… KICK OUT! On the outside, Popick is panicking. In the ring, “The Ice Heart” Dan Black is kicking the stuffing out of “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican. He picks PR up, and gives him some European Uppercuts. Black then gives PRL a Fisherman’s DDT! Black covers PRL. 1… 2… 3-KICKOUT! CABOOSE Phew! I mean, BOO! I mean, yea! I mean, AW DAMNIT! Dan is frustrated. He heads to a turnbuckle, and waits for PRL to get up. Once PR is at his knees, Dan charges forward, and gives PRL a Shining Black! PRL falls to the mat like a sack of bricks. COACH Ouch! That could be heard all over the arena! COLE Or all over the world! Dan covers PRL. PRL puts his right shoulder up at two. Dan gets on top of PRL and starts punching him in the face. The fans start chanting “BLACK T SUCKS! BLACK T SUCKS! BLACK T SUCKS! BLACK T SUCKS!” Dan sneers at the crowd and then picks up Tha Puerto Rican. Dan puts PRL in the position for…the Dragon Suplex! Dan quickly gets up, and picks up Tha Puerto Rican. Dan whips PRL into the ropes. PRL goes for a clothesline. Dan ducks, and grabs PRL from behind. German Suplex! Dan gets up again (though a little slower this time), and then picks up PRL again. Tiger Suplex! Dan Black just completed the Chimera Suplex Sequence! “The Ice Heart” Dan Black stops to pose in the middle of the ring. The crowd responds with loud boos. COLE It looks as if Dan Black maybe ready to finish off Tha Puerto Rican! CABOOSE Come on PRL! You may tag with Popick this Sunday, but I still support you! I really do! PRL is slowly getting up. PRL crawls around the ring, while Dan continues posing. COLE Dan better be careful. Tha Puerto Rican is showing signs of life again. Dan walks over to Tha Puerto Rican. He picks him up. Suddenly, Tha Puerto Rican gains a second wind, nailing Dan Black in the face with Rock-style punches to the skull! PRL whips Black into the ropes---NO—Black reverses---NO---PRL reverses into a MAIN EVENT SPINEBUSTER! Black is now lying in the middle of the ring. PRL stands over him, which causes the crowd to stand up and cheer, knowing what’s going to happen next. COLE Oh boy. You don’t think. COACH Oh yeah. He’s going to do it. Tha Puerto Rican gets ready to deliver the IntenseZone Elbow. The crowd goes crazy. PRL removes his right elbowpad, spits on it, and then throws it down on Black’s face. He then does some weird hand movements, and then heads to the ropes, leaps over Black, and heads to the other ropes. CABOOSE It’s now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling, the IntenseZone Elbow! PRL bounces off the ropes, and drops the IntenseZone Elbow on Dan Black! COLE PRL just did the IntenseZone Elbow on the former General Manager of IntenseZone! PRL covers Dan. ONE! TWO! THREE—TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! COLE And PRL was just seconds away from defeating Dan Black with the IntenseZone Elbow! COACH Imagine how humiliated Dan Black would be if that happened! Tha Puerto Rican picks up Dan, but gets poked in the eye. After a few seconds, Black kicks PRL in the gut…and delivers the Blackout! COLE There it is! The Blackout! PRL is down! PRL does a Rock-like oversell of the move. The crowd is booing loudly. Dan Black covers Tha Puerto Rican. Referee Brian Herbner goes to count. BUT WAIT! POPICK IS ON THE APRON! COLE Now what? Referee Brian Herbner stops the count to tend to Popick. Black is pissed off, and rightfully so. Black goes over to Popick and gets in a yelling contest with him. COACH This issue between Popick and Black will explode this Sunday at Dirty Deeds! COLE These two men have quite the history together. This Sunday at Dirty Deeds, these two men will clash yet again! Popick goes to punch Black, but Black blocks it, and nails Popick with a punch of his own! The OAOAST Corporate member goes flying off the ring apron onto the barricade! CABOOSE YEE-HAW!!! COLE Popick is down! CABOOSE And I love it! The crowd surprisingly cheers Dan for this. Then, out of nowhere, Tha Puerto Rican grabs Dan’s tights and rolls him up, holding the tights! Referee Brian Herbner counts. 1… 2… 3!!!! *DING DING DING* (7:09) COLE Tha Puerto Rican just cheated to beat Dan Black! “Know Your Role ‘99” starts playing as Tha Puerto Rican gets his hand raised by Brian Herbner. BUFFER Here is your winner….”The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!! COLE Dan Black just got screwed out of this match thanks to Stephen Popick! COACH Oh, this isn’t going to bode well with him. Indeed. Dan gets right back up, and attacks Tha Puerto Rican! “Know Your Role ‘99” dies down as Black hits PR with some knife-edged chops to the chest! Black whips PRL into the ropes. KICK WHAM PITCH BLACK (Christopher Daniels’ Angel Wings)!!! COLE Dan Black has just attacked PRL with the Pitch Black! COACH Now Tha Puerto Rican is down for the count! CABOOSE Guys come on. Enough is enough! Don’t do this! Dan Black stands over the unconscious Puerto Rican and trash talks to him. The crowd gives Black a mixed reaction. Black turns around… RIGHT INTO A BELTSHOT~! FROM STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK! COLE And now Dan Black is down! CABOOSE YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM?!!! HE IS JUST TRYING TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE LIKE YOU!!! Every single fan in the building boos Stephen Joseph. Popick holds PRL’s spinner 24/7 Championship belt over Dan’s head. He yells at Dan. COLE Have we just seen a preview of the tag team match that is going to happen this Sunday at Fenway Park? Will Popick score a victory for The Upstarts? CABOOSE God forbid. Popick checks on Tha Puerto Rican as “Aww Naw” by the Nappy Roots starts playing. The crowd is still booing. COACH This tag team match between PRL/Popick and Black T is certainly going to be one hell of a fight! COLE You maybe right. One of the marquee matches this Sunday at Dirty Deeds from Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts. Stephen Joseph Popick and “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican take on “The Ice Heart” Dan Black and Tony “T. Bod” Brannigan, Black T. That match could go to either team! Who will come out of that battle the winners? Find out this Sunday, September 25, on pay-per-view. Order Dirty Deeds now! “The Ice Heart” Dan Black is still knocked out. Stephen Joseph Popick helps Tha Puerto Rican up. Popick hands PRL’s spinner 24/7 Championship belt over to him. PRL spins the belt plate to see if it still spins. It does. (FADE OUT) (COMMERCIALS)

We cut backstage, and the fan reaction from the arena can be heard in the distance, as the cheers are heavy once the sight of Leon Rodez appears on the Angletron out in the arena (but to you, the TV viewer, he's right there on your screen). The co-holder of the OAOAST World Tag Team Championship is unpacking his gear from his back, when all of a sudden the presence of someone else in the room is felt by Rodez. He looks up, then smirks, and the cameras cut over to Zack Malibu, standing tall. Much like Rodez, a loud pop is heard in the background. RODEZ What's up man? MALIBU What's up! The two shake hands and do the "manly embrace". MALIBU Look, you and I, we're the World Tag Team Champions now. RODEZ Yeah. MALIBU Nobody expected that to happen. RODEZ Which makes it all the more sweeter. MALIBU I agree, it was a major coup for us, and it's helped sway things back in our favor after it looked like Drek Stone had the whole roster brainwashed. RODEZ Not to worry, bro. If any two men were made to be fighting champs, it's Leon Rodez and "THE" Zack Malibu. MALIBU Heh, I like that. But look, it's not the Upstarts, or the challengers that I'm worried about right now. I'm worried about us, as a team. See, the one advantage that other teams have over us is that they're TEAMS. One theme song, high impact double team offense, matching tights, the whole shebang. RODEZ She bangs? You want us to get Ricky Martin as our valet? MALIBU What? No! RODEZ Oh Zack, c'mon, that William Hung fad is so two years a... MALIBU LEON! RODEZ WHAT? MALIBU Nothing. Look, I figure you and I, if we're going to hold this gold and represent this company as champions, we're going to have to start acting like a team. A cohesive unit. You said you'd do anything to show that you were firmly behind this company and the Originals, right? RODEZ Right. MALIBU Then you can start by wearing these? Malibu reveals what he's holding. A pair of tights much like his usual attire, except they're gold with blue trim, the opposite of his colors, and the name "Rodez" on the back. RODEZ Awwww Zacky, how'd you ever know my size? MALIBU Will you just take them already!? RODEZ Hey, seriously man, thanks. I appreciate it. MALIBU Not a problem. Malibu ducks out of the room, leaving Rodez to look at his tights. RODEZ Blue and gold...hmm...maybe he'll be willing to try a different color scheme...

*Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon hits and Alfdogg makes his way out to the ring to a big pop from the Vegas crowd.* COLE Alfdogg set to be in action right now, his first match since AngleSlam! BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! And his opponent already in the ring, from Princeton, Minnesota, weighing 260 pounds...Joseph Richardson! COLE So Joseph Richardson getting a little national exposure here tonight, not much known about this guy, Coach. COACH Well I don't think I'd expect a shot heard round the world here, Cole. Richardson one of many independent wrestlers looking to break in to the bright lights of the OAOAST. *DING DING DING* Alf goes behind Richardson with a waistlock and gives him an amateur takedown, then rises up and slaps him in the back of the head. Richardson grabs the referee, and grabs his own hair, implying that Alf used the hair to take him down. The crowd is not in agreement. COLE Joseph Richardson complaining of a hair pull here. COACH No handful of hair caught by either of us, that was a clean takedown by Alf. Richardson comes out of the corner, and offers a handshake. Alf looks out to the crowd, then grabs Richardson's hand. Richardson attempts a kick to the midsection, but Alf catches the foot! COACH Alf's been around the block a few times, he ain't gonna fall for that one! Alf spins Richardson around and gives him a right hand, dropping him to the mat. He then whips him into the corner, and gives him a big backdrop! Superkick sends Richardson out to the floor! Alf follows, and rams Richardson's face into the steel steps, then rolls him back into the ring. Richardson begs off, but Alf grabs him up by the hair as the referee reprimands him, then gives him a T-Bone Suplex! Alf waits for Richardson to get to his feet, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf picks him up, and raises him up in the air...holds him...and drops him with a fisherman buster! COLE Nice power shown by Alf there, Richardson is 260 pounds! Alf picks up Richardson and whips him into the ropes, and catches him coming off with a AA-SPINEBUSTER~!!! Alf makes the safe signal, then makes his way to the top. COACH This is it, Cole! COLE Joseph Richardson's time in the OAOAST has not been a pleasant one thus far, Coach. ALF comes off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And this one is academic, folks! 1... 2...... 3!!! *DING DING DING* (1:56) BUFFER The winner of this bout...ALFDOGG!!! Alf grabs a mic from ringside. ALF Since no one in the back had the balls to take this chump's spot tonight, why don't I re-issue my challenge for this Sunday at Dirty Deeds? Alfdogg, vs anyone back there, for the OAOAST Heartland title, in three days from Fenway Park. You all know where to find me! Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon hits and Alf makes his way back to the dressing room.

*Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon hits and Alfdogg makes his way out to the ring to a big pop from the Vegas crowd.* COLE Alfdogg set to be in action right now, his first match since AngleSlam! BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!! And his opponent already in the ring, from Princeton, Minnesota, weighing 260 pounds...Joseph Richardson! COLE So Joseph Richardson getting a little national exposure here tonight, not much known about this guy, Coach. COACH Well I don't think I'd expect a shot heard round the world here, Cole. Richardson one of many independent wrestlers looking to break in to the bright lights of the OAOAST. *DING DING DING* Alf goes behind Richardson with a waistlock and gives him an amateur takedown, then rises up and slaps him in the back of the head. Richardson grabs the referee, and grabs his own hair, implying that Alf used the hair to take him down. The crowd is not in agreement. COLE Joseph Richardson complaining of a hair pull here. COACH No handful of hair caught by either of us, that was a clean takedown by Alf. Richardson comes out of the corner, and offers a handshake. Alf looks out to the crowd, then grabs Richardson's hand. Richardson attempts a kick to the midsection, but Alf catches the foot! COACH Alf's been around the block a few times, he ain't gonna fall for that one! Alf spins Richardson around and gives him a right hand, dropping him to the mat. He then whips him into the corner, and gives him a big backdrop! Superkick sends Richardson out to the floor! Alf follows, and rams Richardson's face into the steel steps, then rolls him back into the ring. Richardson begs off, but Alf grabs him up by the hair as the referee reprimands him, then gives him a T-Bone Suplex! Alf waits for Richardson to get to his feet, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly! Alf picks him up, and raises him up in the air...holds him...and drops him with a fisherman buster! COLE Nice power shown by Alf there, Richardson is 260 pounds! Alf picks up Richardson and whips him into the ropes, and catches him coming off with a AA-SPINEBUSTER~!!! Alf makes the safe signal, then makes his way to the top. COACH This is it, Cole! COLE Joseph Richardson's time in the OAOAST has not been a pleasant one thus far, Coach. ALF comes off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And this one is academic, folks! 1... 2...... 3!!! *DING DING DING* (1:56) BUFFER The winner of this bout...ALFDOGG!!! Alf grabs a mic from ringside. ALF Since no one in the back had the balls to take this chump's spot tonight, why don't I re-issue my challenge for this Sunday at Dirty Deeds? Alfdogg, vs anyone back there, for the OAOAST Heartland title, in three days from Fenway Park. You all know where to find me! Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon hits and Alf makes his way back to the dressing room.

As of right now, I'm free Thursday, so send your stuff to me. I'm posting this week. Show is from Las Vegas, NV.

I changed my mind again, I am going to have a match against emhancement talent, because the show's looking a little sparse. I'm getting ready to go out, but I should be started posting in about an hour.

Hey, at least you're not the one posting the show, right?

*God of Thunder hits and Thunderkid makes his way down the aisle.* BUFFER The following contest is set for one fall! Making his way down to the ring...hailing from Green Bay, WI, and weighing in at 240 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!! COLE Thunderkid making his way down to the ring, set to take on Leon Rodez! COACH Both men former singles champions here in the OAOAST, but in three days, they'll be on opposite sides in a steel cage match, for the World Tag team titles! TK gets in the ring and stretches as Jungle Boogie hits and Leon Rodez comes through the curtains, drawing the crowd to its feet! BUFFER His opponent...he hails from Grand Rapids, Michigan, and weighs in at 228 pounds...he is one half of the WORRRRRRRRRLLLLD Tag Team Champions...LEEEEEOOOOONNNNNNNNN RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOODEZZZZZZZZ!!!!! COLE Listen to the crowd respond to Leon! Leon raises his arms to the crowd before climbing into the ring. *DING DING DING* COLE These two will have partners Sunday, but tonight it's one-on-one, Leon Rodez vs Thunderkid! Rodez and TK circle the ring a couple times, then tie up. Rodez grabs a headlock, but gets whipped into the ropes and taken down with a shoulderblock. COACH TK with a decided size and strength advantage, Leon will have to use speed, he doesn't want to trade blows in this one. TK whips Rodez into the ropes again, then leapfrogs him, and drops down for a monkey flip...but Rodez drops a fist right between the eyes! Rodez then hits a dropkick, sending TK through the ropes and to the floor! COLE GREAT dropkick by Leon, and TK has to regroup! TK takes an 8-count outside the ring, then slowly climbs back in. He goes to the eyes, then whips Leon again. Leon ducks a clothesline and hits a flying bodypress! 1..2..TK quickly kicks out. TK rushes Leon and gets caught in a side headlock! TK headscissors Leon, but Leon nips up to escape, then comes off the ropes with a spinning heel kick! Leon covers...1...2...TK kicks out again! Leon sets up a suplex, but TK slips behind the back, and shoves Leon off into the ropes, but Leon catches him with a hurricanrana! TK slides outside again, slamming both hands on the apron and kicking the steel steps as the crowd is going CRAZY~! COLE Leon too quick for TK here in the early going, and TK EXTREMELY frustrated by it! TK takes another 8-count, then gets back in and charges Leon, who leapfrogs, drops down, and leapfrogs again...but TK catches him in mid-air this time! Leon, however, holds on, and pulls off a DDT! Leon then goes to the top, blowing a kiss to the crowd on the way up. Leon comes off for a hurricanrana, but TK catches him and plants him with a sitout powerbomb!!! COACH THERE we go! GREAT counter by TK! TK lays down for a few seconds, then covers! 1.. 2.. Leon kicks out! TK waits for Leon to get to his feet, then gives him a foot shot to the gut, and sets up a running powerslam. Leon slides over the back, and runs to the ropes, but TK drops down, then catches him and drops him throat-first on the ropes! TK then runs to the other side and DRILLS Leon with a bicycle kick! TK plays to the crowd, who toss boos his way in return. TK goes to the top, and flies across the ring with a big elbowdrop! COLE Beautifully executed elbow by Thunderkid! TK covers... 1.... 2....... Leon kicks out again! TK picks up Leon, and gives him a T-Bone suplex! He then lets Leon get to his feet, and scoops him up, turning to taunt each side of the audience, before sending Leon over with a fallaway slam! TK sits on the mat and wipes his brow arrogantly, then covers... 1.... 2.......... but Leon kicks out yet again!!! COLE Leon Rodez refusing to quit here! TK gives the referee shit, then picks up Leon and sets him up for a suplex...but Leon blocks! Leon blocks twice!! Leon reverses to his own suplex!!! COLE And NOW, maybe the tide will turn back in to Leon Rodez' favor! Both men struggle to get to their feet, then TK lands a right hand, and Leon lands one in return, to the cheers of the crowd! TK lands another, and Leon lands another! TK's third attempt is blocked, and Leon lands THREE of his own, before TK goes to the eyes and whips him HARD into the corner! COACH Way to go, TK! Way to keep the advantage! TK sets up Leon on the top rope, then follows him up. TK appears to be setting up a superplex, but Leon sends two fists to the gut, then pushes him back to the mat! Leon stands up on the top rope, and comes off, catching TK with a big chop! But Leon lands awkwardly on his right knee, and can't cover! COLE Leon with a HUGE move off the top rope, but it appears he's hurt his knee! COACH And that's the same knee he had surgery on a while back, Cole! This is not good news for Leon Rodez! The referee begins to count... 1! 2! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!!!! 7!!!!! 8!!!!!!!!!! Both men struggle to their feet, and TK takes down Leon with a chop block! COACH TK spots the injury, and now he's zooming in on it, Cole! COLE And you have to wonder how this could affect the tag team title match this Sunday... COACH Well, any little doubt I had that TK and Reject could take the titles on Sunday is out the window now, Cole! We're gonna have new champs in three days! TK picks up Rodez by the leg, and drops it on his own! He then grabs the other leg...and locks in a FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK!!! COLE And this could be the match right here! COACH And notice that he grabbed the OTHER leg and twisted it, which puts the pressure on the straight leg, which is injured! I hope Ric Flair is taking notes! Leon lays down on the mat, and the referee counts! 1.. 2.. Leon sits back up! COLE Whoa, Leon almost counted out there! Leon screams in pain, then lays back down again. 1.. 2.... Leon sits back up again, and this time uses his momentum, and starts to turn the hold over! COACH No way! COLE Leon looks to be reversing! What guts shown by Leon Rodez in this match! Leon finally turns it all the way over, and TK quickly squirms towards the ropes! TK grabs the ropes, and turns the hold BACK over, using the ropes for extra leverage and breaking JUST before the five-count! COACH Great prescence of mind there by TK, he had a hold of the ropes, and used them to his advantage rather than just using them to escape! TK grabs the leg of Rodez, and drops an elbow on it! He then backs him into the corner again, setting his leg outside of the rope, and pulling at the foot, releasing just before the five-count! He brings the leg back in, and sets him back up top. TK follows him up, and takes him off with a HURRICANRANA!!! 1..... 2.............. NO!!! Leon kicks out at the last split second!!! COLE And STILL, Leon won't quit! COACH This is not smart at all! If I were Leon, I'd throw in the towel here tonight and save what I got left for this Sunday, there's no title on the line here! TK delivers a snap suplex, then goes to the top again...SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! ...MISSES!!! COACH Leon got out of the way! The referee counts! 1! 2! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!!!! 7!!!!! 8!!!!!!!!!! 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Both men beat the count up, and Leon blocks a right hand, and lands one of his own! Another try, another block, another punch! Leon starts landing knife-edge chops as the crowd starts to get behind him! TK goes to the eyes, then slides out and grabs Leon's leg, in an attempt to ram it into the post. But Leon is able to pull TK into the post with his legs! Leon then goes up to the top... COACH What the hell is the matter with this guy? Is he nuts? ...and comes off with a bodypress to the outside! The crowd EXPLODES~!!! Maybe even in their pants!!! Leon delivers right hands to TK, then rolls him in the ring. Leon goes to the top again, and comes off with a flying bodypress... 1..... 2.............. TK kicks out!!! TK swings with a clothesline at Leon, but Leon ducks...and starts nailing jabs! The crowd counts along, until he gets to five! He then blows a kiss, and his a backbrain kick! COLE Leon completes Mama Said Knock You Out! Cover... 1....... 2............... TK kicks out again! Leon gives TK a drop toe hold, landing him on the ropes! COLE Time for CALL THAT BITCH BOJANGLES~!!! Leon goes to the ropes, and jumps on TK! TK bounces back up, right into the LUNGBLOWER~!!! 1......... 2..................... 3!!!!!!! WAIT, Reject is at ringside, and has pulled the referee out! The referee argues with Reject, as Zack Malibu runs to ringside and starts hammering away on Reject! The referee gets back in the ring, and starts shouting at Zack and Reject on the floor. Leon shoves out of a headlock, sending TK into the referee, who lands right on top of Zack on the floor! Reject slides into the ring unsuspected, as Leon sets up STREET SMARTS~!!! Reject kicks Leon low, then they execute the CATEGORY SIX~!!!!!11111 Reject slides out and the referee slides in as TK covers. Zack hits SCHOOL'S OUT~!!!!!11111 on Reject on the floor, but Reject is able to hold Zack's foot as the count is made! 1............ 2............................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT! (10:03) BUFFER The winner of this bout...THUNDERKID!!!!! Zack chases TK out of the ring, and TK helps Reject up and they retreat to the locker room with their arms raised as God of Thunder plays over the speakers. Zack stares them down from the ring. COLE Could this be the sight that awaits us in just three days at Dirty Deeds from Fenway Park in Boston? COACH I've said it before and I'll say it again, we're going to have new tag team champions this Sunday, and there's no team more deserving than those two!

I know it's late, but I should point out I have received absolutely nothing for the show yet. I'd like to start posting it around 9 ET (8 my time). And I've changed my mind about having a match this week, instead I'll be Also this week: Thunderkid vs Leon Rodez

I just had someone drop out, but I've got a replacement for him.