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*delivers a HAM~ shot to the injured back after the kip-up*

You know, The Ham. As seen on [shill]AngleMania IV: The Classiest AngleMania Ever.[/shill]

*takes out everyone with the HAM OF DEATH~*

*isn't feeling it*

^ *vetos*

Yes, we're doing the Madness round again, as it was for new people and guys who have no/less than 3 keepers to make everything fair. I'm only keeping 1 player, and we'll have at least 3 new teams if more people ask for them.

The Wizards come to Indy tomorrow night. If the Pacers win, they pull into the #5 spot.

NBA.com Power Rankings 1. Phoenix (-) 2. Miami (-) 3. San Antonio (-) 4. Dallas (+1) 5. Detroit (+1) 6. Denver (+2) 7. Chicago (+3) 8. Seattle (-4) 9. Sacramento (-) 10. Indiana (+5) 11. Washington (-) 12. Boston (+2) 13. Houston (-6) 14. Minnesota (+2) 15. Memphis (-3) 16. Philadelphia (+1) 17. Cleveland (-4) 18. New Jersey (-) 19. Orlando (-) 20. Golden State (+3) 21. LA Lakers (-1) 22. LA Clippers (-1) 23. New York (-1) 24. Toronto (-1) 25. Milwaukee (-1) 26. Portland (-) 27. Utah (-) 28. New Orleans (-) 29. Charlotte (-) 30. Atlanta (-)

And then, to commemorate the return of Vlade Divac, a pathetic-looking flop on a foul from Kobe.

Added in Agent and DA's keepers.

Wow, Dikembe with the putback dunk, jumping about 6 inches off the ground in the process. Great defense!

Well, fuck right off, you guys.

Now that the night's over, here is the current West seeding. 1. Phoenix (57-17, clinched Pacific) 2. San Antonio (54-19, clinched Southwest) 3. Seattle (50-24, Northwest leader) 4. Dallas (50-24, clinched berth) 5. Sacramento (46-30) 6. Houston (44-31) 7. Denver (42-31) 8. Memphis (41-32) 9. Minnesota (39-35) Everyone else is mathematically eliminated. Seattle needs a win AND a Denver loss to clinch the Northwest. Sacramento needs a win AND a Minnesota loss to clinch a playoff berth. Dallas and Seattle are 1-1 against each other, and still play two more games. If they end up 2-2, 2nd tiebreak is conference record, which right now goes to Seattle.

I must admit Banders was quite funny as well. I still don't know why he called Mr. Rant an alfdogg ripoff, though.

Absolutely. For the record, Steviekick said he's out too, which means Steve Francis and Brad Miller are also up for grabs next season.

As of right now, this is the seeding in the East. 1. Miami (56-19, clinched homecourt through the East finals) 2. Detroit (46-27, Central leader, clinched birth) 3. Boston (40-34, Atlantic leader) 4. Chicago (41-32) 5. Washington (41-32) 6. Indiana (39-34) 7. Cleveland (38-35) 8. Philadelphia (36-37) 9. New Jersey (36-39) 10. Orlando (35-39) Orlando trails Dallas by 11 with the 4th quarter having just started.

Oh, and I just noticed this, the Bulls have the THIRD BEST RECORD IN THE EAST.

Pacers win 97-79, Reggie gets a standing ovation from the MSG crowd, with even a brief Reggie chant breaking out with about a minute left. He gave Spike Lee a ug before leaving. As for the game, Stephen Jackson had a big night, and Anthony Johnson has just been the man with Tinsley out due to injury. Pacers also move into 6th by a full game ahead of Cleveland, who lost to the Nets by *31 points*. I don't know for the life of me why Jeff McInnis was benched.

Lesnar was about 10X as good in the ring as Batista is.

Anthony Johnson is lighting it UP right now.

Haha.

Lies.

Spiff: The game is on League Pass, other than that it's only shown locally. As far as playing the Heat in the playoffs go, we had trouble with them in last year's playoffs too after sweeping them in the regular season. And that was with home court and the full roster, this year we'll be without Artest and possibly Tinsley, as well. Also, Reggie won Player of the Week for the Eastern conference. Awesome.

Trump Plaza, duh.