alfdogg

Doesn't matter what order these go in. The camera cuts backstage, and the crowd cheers as Bohemoth is seen going through his bags. He then hears a knock on the door, and turns, then his mood worsens as he sees Alfdogg walk into the room, facing him up. ALF You almost had me last night. BO Yeah. And you know, I would have had you, had you not grabbed those tights. You were done. ALF All's fair in love and war, big man. Remember that. BO I will. ALF But seriously, I'm not here to talk about last week, I'm not here to rub it in. I just want you to know something. You've been worthy competition for me and for the World title...and if I had to choose who to lose to last week, you would have been my choice. Because I know you would hold that belt with pride and with respect for your peers...something that PRL has not shown during his reign. *crowd boos* BO Well, I appreciate that. ALF I'm man enough to admit a true defeat. And at the Halloween Spectacular, Tha Puerto Rican was the better man. But, you know how PRL talked about us a couple weeks ago. You know how he's talked about me the last several weeks. No respect. But, I'm going off on another tangent, Bo, forgive me. The REAL reason I'm here...is that I'm sure you know, the Deadly Alliance is planning to add a fifth member. Bo nods. ALF And I know we haven't seen eye to eye lately, far from it...but I happen to see you as a prime candidate for that spot. The crowd boos, as Bo flashes an odd look at Alf. ALF Now, just listen to me. You know as well as anyone how Zack operates. Look at Leon...he has a World title shot at November Reign. Suppose he defeats Tha Puerto Rican, and becomes the OAOAST World champion. Zack could never contain his jealousy, and that would spell the end for your In-Crowd. You saw me talk to the guy last week. And you know what I've accomplished here in the OAOAST. Now, If Zack would talk down to me in that fashion...just imagine how he'd treat you in the long run. In the Deadly Alliance, we all treat each other as equals, and that's why we're all champions. So, I'm just letting you know, you have the opportunity to abandon ship before it sinks. Bo watches Alf walks off, while letting his words sink into his head. Ned Blanchard is seen walking down the hallway backstage, then turns into a dressing room, where he sees Thunderkid, Reject, and Melissa Nerdly waiting on him. NED What are you doing in here? TK Waiting for you, Ned. REJECT That's right. We've wanted to talk to you for a while, but weren't sure how to reach out to you. NED Well, here I am. What do you want? REJECT We wanted to talk to you about your standing in the Enterprise. There seems to be a lot of conflict between you and the Money Man lately. NED Yeah, he says I don't put up results. What the hell is that? I'm a FOUR-TIME World tag team champion. TK And that's exactly what we want to talk about Ned. You've got a lot of talent, no matter what that tool Moneymaker says. REJECT That's right. You don't need the Enterprise. You need people who will appreciate your talent. People like...us. NED What are you talking about? REJECT Well, as you know, we're adding a fifth member to the Deadly Alliance, and we feel that spot would be a big boost for both us and you. NED Well...I don't know, that's a very tempting offer. But what about Simon? TK Forget Simon. It's you we're interested in. We really admire how you don't just kowtow to Moneymaker's demands because of his money. You keep on doing your own thing, how you want to do it. And that's what the Deadly Alliance is all about, doing things OUR way. *pause* REJECT Anyway, just something to think about. TK, Reject and Melissa walk off, leaving Ned to think things over. Backstage, Todd Cortez is walking the halls, when he's approached by Sandman9000. SANDMAN Cortez? CORTEZ Yep. SANDMAN We haven't met. I'm Sandman9000, Heartland champion. Sandman extends a hand to Cortez, who shakes it after a couple seconds of reservation. SANDMAN I've seen your stuff...you're one tough guy. Tough enough to fill the role that I'm here to talk to you about. CORTEZ And what's that? SANDMAN Well, the Deadly Alliance has started recruiting guys to fill the fifth spot that we've opened up. And I can't think of anyone more qualified for that spot than you. CORTEZ Well, that's very flattering. SANDMAN Like I said, I've kept tabs on you. I know you don't want anything to do with Cucaracha Internacional. And those guys [i]really[/i] don't like you, either. So what's the holdup, ditch those guys! CORTEZ Well, that all sounds good, but I'm under contract... SANDMAN Screw the contract! What are those guys going to do about it? Those guys are a bunch of pussies. If they give any of us any shit, we'll leave them laying worse than the Phillies left the Brewers. *crowd boos* CORTEZ Damn, that's rough! SANDMAN So just think it over, huh? Sandman walks off, as Cortez pauses, then continues his walk.

Man, they even gave him Chauncey's number.

Denver

And Tony Parker has 52 and counting in double OT against the Wolves. EDIT: Parker finishes with 55 as the Spurs win their first game of the year.

Also, watching this Cavs/Bulls game, I'm not sure what people saw in the Bulls when they were projecting them to make the playoffs. They still can't shoot, they still have no inside scoring presence, and their head coach has no coaching experience whatsoever prior to this season.

49 for Amare tonight, after scoring 42 here last year. Amare owns the Pacers. The Pacers were playing 5-on-8 for most of the fourth quarter, but I can't remember the last time I saw a team look so sharp offensively in one half, then come out and look like they've never played a game in their goddamn lives in the second. And our bench was barely even there. Hopefully Mike gets back soon.

Troy Murphy is guarding Amare Stoudemire. This can't end well.

Elimination match Panic at the Disco, Ken Pantera, & the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew vs Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, & the Can-Jam Connection

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBr3S2hCiQ&feature=related][i]Rock Your Baby[/url][/i] hits, and a purple light fills the entryway as light, haze-like smoke fills the arena. A big, multicolored disco ball lowers from the ceiling, sending the colors through the smoke and all over the arena, as Vinny Valentine bursts through the curtains, followed by Tony Tourettes, Biff Atlas, and Ken Pantera. COLE Ready for a six-man tag match here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a six-man tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, accompanied by Tony Tourettes, at a combined weight of 714 pounds...introducing first, VINNY VALENTINE and BIFF ATLAS...PANIC AT THE DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Vinny climbs onto the apron and dances, as the crowd boos. BUFFER [i]Their tag team partner...KENNNNNNN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE And there is Ken Pantera, who made his official OAOAST return to competition at Busch Gardens last week, this his first match in an OAOAST [i]wrestling ring[/i] in nearly two years! COACH Well, he looks good to me, Cole, this man obviously very powerful, probably the strongest man in all of wrestling! COLE And Pantera returning to the OAOAST as the "bouncer" for Panic at the Disco! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0X5Qu0vtw][i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody[/url][/i] hits, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow walks through the curtains, followed by Los Diablos de Fuego. COLE And here come their opponents! BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 737 pounds...introducing first, MARIACHI and MORACCA...LOS DIABLOS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! And their partner...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![/i] Deuce slaps hands with the fans ringside, as Moracca hands off his sombrero and Mariachi does his thing in the ring. Deuce and Moracca climb inside, and everyone goes over strategy, then leave Mariachi and Vinny inside as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Mariachi and Vinny start to circle the ring, before Mariachi stops, and holds his hands out, then goes into a dance routine. He then points to Vinny, asking him to top his move. Vinny simply laughs, then turns and goes into his own routine, while Mariachi sneaks behind the back and tags in Deuce. COLE Uh-oh! Vinny walked right into that trap! Deuce stands behind Vinny for a second, then spins him around and floors him with a clothesline! He then whips Vinny into the ropes, and catches him with a samoan drop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce picks up Vinny, then scoops him up and hangs him in a tree of woe, and tags in Moracca. Moracca lays in some kicks, then Deuce jumps down and grabs Vinny's arms from the outside, as Moracca calls out to the crowd, then delivers a STINKFACE~! COACH Oh no! Moracca then tags in Mariachi, who grabs Vinny down, then climbs onto his back and starts to ride him! COLE And the crowd is loving this action from the Diablos! Mariachi then hits Vinny with a dropkick! He then backs into the ropes, where Biff attempts to grab him, and gets met with a right hand for his troubles! COLE And Biff gets some, as well! However, this gives Vinny time to drill Mariachi as he turns around with a back elbow! COACH Yeah! COLE And a big elbow from Vinny! Vinny then tags in Biff, and the two make a wish on Mariachi! Biff then picks up Mariachi, and executes a SIDE BELLY-TO-BELLY, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Biff then sets up the OHSAA APPROVED POWERBOMB~!, but Mariachi counters into a hurricanrana, then tags in Deuce! COLE And the big man back in there! Deuce grabs Biff, and whips him into the ropes. Biff ducks a clothesline, but gets hit with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK~! COLE And a spinning wheel kick from the near 400-pounder! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Deuce gets to his feet, and falls forward with a headbutt! He then runs into the ropes, where Pantera drives a knee into his back! COLE And Ken Pantera from the outside! Biff follows up with a SPEAR~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Biff tags in Vinny, who joins with Biff for a double team Irish whip, and a double clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Vinny then tags in Pantera. COLE And here comes Ken Pantera for the first time! Pantera drives in forearms to the back of Deuce, then picks him up, and lifts him for a GORILLA PRESS SLAM~! COLE You gotta be kidding me! COACH Look at the strength, Cole! The crowd stands in awe as Pantera goes to a full extension of the arms, then tosses Deuce down to the mat! COACH Wow! COLE Amazing strength by the former Olympic powerlifter! PATD applauds on the apron, as Pantera flexes his right bicep, then makes his way over and tags Vinny back in. Vinny backs into the ropes, and drops a knee to the sternum, then gets up and does some dancing, as the crowd boos. Vinny then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Vinny tags Pantera back in, and Pantera picks up Deuce and whips him into a corner. He charges with a shoulder, but Deuce hops over, then rolls down with a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera gets to his feet, then floors Deuce with a clothesline! He then tags Vinny, who comes in and sits on the back of Deuce, grabbing his face with his hands! Deuce eventually fights to his feet with Vinny on his back, but Vinny slides off and shoves him into the corner, then tags in Biff. Biff steps to the bottom rope. COACH Uh oh, here comes that bottom rope big splash! Biff jumps all the way off the bottom rope down onto Deuce, but Deuce gets the knees up! COLE But Deuce gets the knees up! COACH But Deuce gets the knees up! Deuce crawls over to his corner, and tags in Moracca! COLE And a tag is made! Moracca whips Biff into the ropes, and catches him with a big backdrop! As Biff tries to get to his feet, Moracca catches him with a FAME-ASSER~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Moracca then tags Mariachi, who springs to the top rope, and catches Biff with a SEATED SENTON, into a compromising pin... 1... 2... Vinny saves! Moracca goes after Vinny, while Pantera and Deuce go at it in another corner. COLE And all six men in the ring! Deuce gets the better of Pantera, while the Diablos whip PATD into each other! Pantera then backdrops Deuce to the floor, while Moracca sets up Vinny for the GO 2 CHEEK~!!!!!11111 COLE Here it comes, the Go 2 Cheek! However, Pantera lifts Moracca in an electric chair, while Vinny is still on his shoulders, then drops him face-first to the mat! COLE What a move by Ken Pantera, with also all of Vinny's weight crashing into Moracca there! Pantera then hooks the FULL NELSON~!!!, pulling Moracca up off the mat, and swinging him around, causing Moracca to quickly tap out! *DING DING DING* COLE And Ken Pantera, along with Panic at the Disco, picking up a big win! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of PANIC AT THE DISCO and KENNNNNNN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] Pantera tosses Moracca down to the mat and flexes his muscles, as PATD and Tony celebrate with him. COLE And a rare victory on HeldDOWN~! for Panic at the Disco, thanks to their bouncer, Ken Pantera! COACH Yeah, Sandman better watch out, his win streak could be in jeopardy! COLE :rolleyes:

Show is on November 30th, btw. Elimination match The Deadly Alliance (Alfdogg, Sandman9000, Thunderkid, & Reject) vs Brock Ausstin, Team Heyross, & a partner TBD

Happy Together - The Turtles Handy Man - Jimmy Jones Incense and Peppermints - Strawberry Alarm Clock My Girl - The Temptations Hair - The Cowsills Get Together - The Youngbloods Cupid - Sam Cooke Return to Sender - Elvis Presley Scarborough Fair - Simon & Garfunkel Dance to the Music - Sly & the Family Stone

The Nuggets also got Cheick Samb in the deal, for whatever that's worth. Probably not much. This pretty much sums up my thoughts on the trade.

As promised two weeks ago Panic at the Disco/Ken Pantera vs Los Diablos/Deuce Deuce Bigelow

P.S.S. "I'll be expecting royalties for this!"

P.S. Friday: Pacers 95, Celtics 79 Sunday: Colts 18, Patriots 15 fucka buncha Boston

Great choice for the opening video. Nice match between Baron and CW. The commentary was really good, too. Another terrific promo between Zack and Moneymaker. Great stuff as usual from Patty with the MSM segment, and the preceding mixed tag. I wonder where this whole angle goes from here, specifically the interaction between Malaysia and Krista. And at the Johnny Jax cameo. Nice job by Zack on our segment. This was our first real interaction since the DA got back together, hopefully we can get some more in before it runs its course. I felt kind of guilty shoving all the work off onto him, but I felt the segment would come off better if I did it that way. I could never keep up with him promo-wise the way he's been going lately, especially while trying to split my best stuff between Alf and Reject. The tag title match was tremendous. The action was non-stop, and I liked the ending, with all the leaders getting involved. Terrific I-C title match, with CMJ cementing his prick heel status in the aftermath. Should be interesting to see the status of Jereme Grey and his title. MOTN: tag title match LOTN: "I ain’t trynna dis on Mister Moneymaker’s steez or nothing, but I ain’t seen one good thing outta Baron since Mister Dick went Ike on his Tina Turner ass. This dude’s like a ho in a Lifetime movie. We gonna see him out in the middle of a flower field singing “Its not right but its okay” by Whitney Houston. This dude has more pussy in em then a Designing Women marathon. Ol Delta Burke ass nigga." - Coach

Pacers beat Celtics + Colts beat Pats = good weekend for me.

haha, I got three picks right. Holy shit.

OKC's win tonight is considered "the first in the team's history." Now, I understand they left the banners/etc. with Seattle, but this is still the same franchise that was in Seattle, same players/coaches/ownership/etc.

Tue, Oct. 28 Cleveland @ Boston, 8:00 TNT Milwaukee @ Chicago, 8:30 Portland @ LA Lakers, 10:30 TNT Wed, Oct. 29 Toronto @ Philadelphia, 6:00 Atlanta @ Orlando, 7:00 New Jersey @ Washington, 7:00 Miami @ New York, 7:30 Indiana @ Detroit, 8:00 Sacramento @ Minnesota, 8:00 Milwaukee @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Phoenix @ San Antonio, 8:00 ESPN Memphis @ Houston, 8:30 Denver @ Utah, 9:00 New Orleans @ Golden State, 10:30 LA Lakers @ LA Clippers, 10:30 ESPN Thu, Oct. 30 Charlotte @ Cleveland, 7:00 Houston @ Dallas, 8:00 TNT New Orleans @ Phoenix, 10:30 TNT Fri, Oct. 31 New York @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Golden State @ Toronto, 7:00 Sacramento @ Miami, 7:30 Chicago @ Boston, 8:00 ESPN Orlando @ Memphis, 8:00 Denver @ LA Clippers, 10:30 San Antonio @ Portland, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Nov. 1 Philadelphia @ Atlanta, 7:00 Miami @ Charlotte, 7:00 Boston @ Indiana, 7:00 Sacramento @ Orlando, 7:00 Washington @ Detroit, 7:30 NBATV Golden State @ New Jersey, 7:30 Dallas @ Minnesota, 8:00 Cleveland @ New Orleans, 8:00 Memphis @ Chicago, 8:30 Oklahoma City @ Houston, 8:30 Toronto @ Milwaukee, 8:30 LA Lakers @ Denver, 9:00 LA Clippers @ Utah, 9:00 Portland @ Phoenix, 10:00 NBATV

The cartoon "Frigid Hare" with Bugs Bunny was supposedly banned because Bugs referred to the Eskimo character as an "Eskimo pie-head".

Pacers got Granger's extension done today, rumored to be 5 yrs/$60-$64 million. This makes me happy.

Here's how I'm picturing the set. A tree on each side of the entryway, "decorated" with toilet paper, with big piles of leaves at their bases, and big jack-o-lanterns in front of the piles. The aisle would be lined with headstones, each featuring the name of a random OAOAST'er. The entrance would have orange-and-black streamers which the wrestlers walk through, as opposed to curtains. Also, the show would open with leaves falling from the ceiling. I hope to have some sort of special Halloween-themed HL title match planned out. But don't hold me to that just yet.

They had a 2/3 falls match at the first Royal Rumble, where the Bomb Angels won the belts.

COLE And now it's time for our Heartland title match, Denzel Spencer the challenger as a result of his victory in the Heartland Halloween Hootenanny earlier in the day! Let's go to the ring! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv_wZQJYlo0][i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/url][/i] by Stevie Wonder hits, and the crowd gets to its feet as Denzel Spencer walks to the ring. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 220 pounds...DENNNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COLE Denzel Spencer, a popular, promising young athlete, looking to win OAOAST gold for the first time! Denzel rolls inside, and poses on the buckles. Suddenly, the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]And his opponent...from South of Heaven, weighing in at 220 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance, he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNDMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIINE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUU SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] Sandman walks down the aisle, and climbs onto the apron, then steps through the ropes and removes his bandanas. He hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE Big opportunity for Denzel here, if he could end the 13-month title reign of Sandman9000! Sandman circles the ring with Denzel, and ties up. He grabs Denzel in a side headlock, then delivers a shot to the throat. He then backs Denzel into the ropes, and whips him across. Denzel ducks a clothesline, and hits him with a flying forearm! Denzel picks up Sandman, and backs him into a corner, then fires off right hands, as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6... Sandman brings Denzel out of the corner, and delivers an inverted atomic drop! He then waits for Denzel to get to his feet, and attempts a YAKUZA KICK~!, but Denzel ducks and hands Sandman one of his feet, then flips over and does a forward roll on the mat, taking Sandman over with the leverage! COLE Nice move there, as Denzel getting in some nice offense at the outset! Denzel quickly legsweeps Sandman while on the mat, then hops up and hits a senton splash! COLE And look at the quickness of Denzel Spencer! 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel picks up Sandman, then places his head under Sandman's chin, and sits out, executing a jawbreaker! Sandman rolls to the outside, as Denzel plays to the crowd. Denzel then makes his way over, and attempts a PLANCHA~!...but Sandman sidesteps him, and Spencer lands with a thud on the floor! COACH :lol: COLE Nice of you to add something to the match, Coach! Sandman paces for a second to catch his breath, then picks up Denzel and tosses him back inside. He then reaches under the apron, and grabs a trashcan full of various weapons, and tosses it into the ring, and also grabs a chair. Sandman slides in, then drops the chair, and grabs a road sign out of the trashcan, then brings it down on the back of Denzel! COLE And Sandman going to work with the weapons now! Sandman drops the sign on Denzel's face, then drops a leg! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman backs Denzel into the corner, and goes to work with BOOT SCRAPES~!, then chokes him with his foot. He then empties the contents of the trashcan, and sets it mid-ring, then hooks Denzel, and executes a suplex onto it! COLE Big suplex right onto the trashcan! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman then sits Denzel up, and grabs the lid of the trashcan, hitting a seated dropkick from behind! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman follows up with a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Sandman going for quick pins, but Denzel hanging tough! Sandman picks up Denzel, and tosses him to the outside, then grabs a kendo stick and follows him out. As Denzel gets to his feet, Sandman delivers a shot to the back! COLE And laying in with that kendo stick! Sandman then waits for him to turn around, and delivers a shot to the gut! He then tosses the kendo stick back into the ring, and grabs Denzel from behind, tossing him into the steel steps! Sandman then rolls back inside and waits on Denzel. COLE The Heartland champion looking to extend his already record-setting reign! Denzel pulls himself onto the apron, and Sandman hooks him, then suplexes him back inside! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman then picks up Denzel and whips him into a corner, then charges...but Denzel gets his feet up! Sandman stumbles backwards, then charges again, but Denzel gets the feet up again! Denzel then climbs backwards to the top rope, and hits Sandman with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! COLE Big move by Denzel! Can he follow up now, is the question! Both men lay on the mat for several seconds, then Sandman gets to his feet and whips Denzel into the ropes, but puts his head down, and gets hit with a SCISSOR KICK~! COLE Denzel with a scissor kick! And now Denzel should take the advantage! Denzel grabs the steel chair, and hits Sandman with it as he gets to his knees, then backs into the ropes and connects with a SHINING WIZARD~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Denzel almost got him there! Sandman may be in trouble! Denzel then picks up Sandman, and hits him with a GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB~! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Denzel then picks up Sandman and sets up an Irish whip, but Sandman reverses. Denzel ducks a clothesline, then hits Sandman with a Harlem sidekick, sending Sandman to the floor! COLE Sandman to the outside, and Denzel in pursuit! Denzel climbs to the top rope, and hits Sandman with a MOONSAULT TO THE FLOOR~! COLE And this time, the jump to the outside paying off in a big way for Denzel! Denzel rolls Sandman inside, then climbs to the top rope, waiting for him to get to his feet, and catches him with a HURRICANRANA~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE SO CLOSE! Denzel then scoops up Sandman, and drills him with the CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR~!!!!!11111 COLE And there it is! Could this be it? 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE NO! Sandman coming out of Denzel's patented Carribean Compactor! Denzel, stunned, climbs to the top once again, then jumps off, but this time Sandman catches him with a YAKUZA KICK~! COACH YES~! COLE And Sandman catches him this time! Sandman slowly picks up Denzel, and delivers a RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX~! COLE Denzel folded up like an accordion, and Sandman going for the kill! Sandman pulls Denzel's head up in between his legs, then hooks his arms, and drills him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And Sandman got it! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And it's Sandman once again! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNDMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIINE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUU SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COACH See, Cole? You didn't need me to put Sandman over here! This match was never in doubt! COLE Maybe not to you, but Denzel gave it everything he had, especially after being in that match at Busch Gardens earlier! He deserves a lot of credit here! COACH Who's the champion, Cole? COLE Well, Sandman9000 is still the cham... COACH Exactly, stfu n00b