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The worst part about the 20-man match in 1987 is that the CV release totally clips out the British Bulldogs' elimination.

Who?

These Live 365 commercials are already annoying the shit out of me.

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Crash Holly.

How about the Intercontinental title match at WM7? Mr. Perfect vs the Big Boss Man, with Joey Marella as the referee, Gorilla Monsoon and Lord Alfred Hayes on commentary, and featuring a run-in by Andre the Giant.

COLE Folks, earlier today, the Heartland Halloween Hootenanny took place at Busch Gardens Europe in Williamsburg, Virginia, at the Howl-O-Scream exhibit! The participants were as follows: The Can-Jam Connection of "After Hours" Felix Strutter, Denzel Spencer, and Reggie Lamont, Panic at the Disco, along with their bouncer, Ken Pantera, The Birmingham Bad Boy, Jamie O'Hara, Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, "Cash Money" Curtis Black, and some tag teams to round out the field, Los Conquistadors, Los Diablos de Fuego, and the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew! Let's take you to the footage! Cut to the exhibit, and various cut shots of the participants. Jumbo and Deuce are sitting at a concession stand in the Italy exhibit, splitting a pizza. COLE Jumbo and Deuce enjoying their pre-match meal! Meanwhile, in the Germany exhibit, Vinny Valentine, Biff Atlas, and Ken Pantera have set out a table and are playing cards, while Tony Tourettes can be seen playing pinball in the background. Vinny jumps startled at a loud banging sound. TONY MY ASS! I GOT YOUR FUCKING "TILT" RIGHT HERE, BITCH! Tony grabs the front two legs of the pinball machine and starts to lift it, before Vinny, Biff and Ken cool him down. Meanwhile, in the France exhibit, Los Diablos de Fuego are shopping for souvenirs, as the loud speakers come on all over the park. ANNOUNCER [i]Attention participants: It is now time for the Heartland Halloween Hootenanny to begin![/i] *DING DING DING* As the bell rings throughout the park, the Diablos are met by the MCHG! COLE And here we go! Lucius and Mariachi hammer away on each other, and go tumbling into the shelves, as Moracca grabs a witches' broom off the shelf, and breaks it over the back of Rico! COLE A tag team war in France, as Los Diablos going at it with the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew! Meanwhile, in the Scotland region, Los Conquistadors are doubling up on "Cash Money" Curtis Black, when suddenly [i]Black Sweat[/i] begins to play over the loudspeakers in the park. COACH Oh, no! Los Conquistadors look around the park, as the camera cuts around, then catches MISTER Warrior on a long shot, charging out of the gate from the Ireland exhibit, then making a right turn, and flooring both Conquistadors with a double clothesline! COLE Busch Gardens Europe is experiencing DESTRUCTICITY~! MISTER WARRIOR pounds on his chest, then runs to the railroad track and hops onto the train, and the camera watches as he rides off into the distance. COACH Is that goofball in this match? COLE Does it really matter? Meanwhile, we cut back to Germany, where a huge brawl has broken out in the bumper car lot, featuring Panic at the Disco and the Can-Jam Connection. COACH Look, bumper cars! Denzel and Felix duke it out with Vinny and Biff, while Pantera hammers away on Reggie. Pantera scoops up Reggie and executes a rib-breaker, then makes his way over to the controls, and after some fiddling, starts up the bumper car lot! COLE And Ken Pantera has got the bumper cars running here! Pantera flattens a park employee with a forearm to the face as he approaches him attempting to stop him, then makes his way back over to Reggie, choking him on the ground, as Vinny jumps into a bumper car. Tony Tourettes jumps into the seat next to him, as Vinny charges towards Reggie! COLE And Vinny's going to try to ram into Reggie here! However, just before he reaches him, Denzel charges over in a car of his own, and collides into Vinny and Tony! COLE A bumper car session has broken out here in this Heartland Hootenanny! Biff climbs into a car, but can't figure out the controls, and crashes into Vinny, as well! Tony jumps out of Vinny's car, and shoves Biff to the ground, then steals his car! COACH Uh oh, Tony not very happy with Biff's driving abilities! Tony proceeds to chase Biff around the lot in the bumper car, as Felix drags Vinny out of the lot. He hammers Vinny with right hand, but gets decked from behind by Pantera. COLE And now former tag team partners going at it! Jamie O'Hara is, fittingly enough, in the England exhibit, rummaging around in a cart of frozen Dots. COLE As we look at Jamie O'Hara searching around, let us remind you that the object here is to find the device which opens the front gate, then get it to the front gate, open it, and exit to win the match! COACH That's right, you can beat on your opponents as much as you want, but that won't win you the match! O'Hara makes his way over to another stand, but spots Uno coming towards him, and cuts him off with a right hand, then grabs a baby stroller and brings it down onto his back! The two attempt to choke one another, as we go back to Italy, where Pantera and Vinny have interrupted Deuce and Jumbo's meal, as Jumbo uses a piece of his pizza to rake the face of Vinny! COLE Well, there's an innovative use of the eye gouge! Deuce then grabs the pizza sheet and slams it into the head of Pantera! Biff starts to make his way over, then sees the food mess, and decides instead to search around. He walks into the restroom, and finds a broom, then uses it to tip over a trashcan, and moves the contents around in his search for the device. Biff then starts to leave the Italy exhibit heading north, and as he crosses the bridge, the train passes under, and Biff looks on as MISTER Warrior continues to ride around the park. COLE And there goes MISTER Warrior on the train! Biff looks on, then walks off, heading towards the Scotland exhibit. At that exhibit, we see Curtis Black and Lucius Soul hammering it out, and Lucius tries to get away, making his way to the Loch Ness Monster roller coaster! He makes his way into the control room and hits the switch to start the ride, then quickly jumps into the front car! COACH Only in the OAOAST, a roller coaster ride breaking out mid-match! Black manages to hop into the back car, with a cameraman in tow, as the cars go around the roller coaster! COLE And the cameraman getting some nice benifits in this one! The cars dip close to the water, then back up, eventually going through a cave, then come to a stop back at the start, as Lucius jumps out, then snatches the camera from the cameraman, and blasts Black over the head with it! COACH DAY-UM~! COLE And Cash Money just got walloped with that camera! Lucius then makes sure he's out of it, before rushing back inside and starting up the ride again! COLE And Black's going to take another ride here, while Lucius gets away! COACH That's nice strategy, Black won't be able to search for that switch in there! Meanwhile, back in France, Tony Tourettes is wandering aimlessly around the bathroom. COLE And there's Tony back in the France exhibit, I don't know if he's looking for the switch or what he's doing! COACH Well, Tony's not a part of this match officially, he was just kind of there with Panic at the Disco! Tony then leaves the bathroom, and walks over to the train station, getting onto the train, as MISTER Warrior is still riding. Warrior stands and grunts at him. TONY What the fuck you looking at? MISTER WARRIOR AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! TONY GOD DAMN, YOU ASSHOLE! You ever heard of FUCKING LISTERINE? MISTER WARRIOR AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! TONY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! The train takes off, as Tony and MISTER Warrior continue to exchange "pleasantries." Meanwhile, Jumbo walks into the camera, eating a huge cream-filled eclair. COLE Jumbo's just here for the food, I think! Meanwhile, Jamie O'Hara and Rico de Janiero have taken their battle to the log flume! Both men exchange blows, with O'Hara getting the better of it, then scooping up Rico and slamming him into the log! O'Hara straps him down, and starts up the ride! COLE And now Rico going for a ride in the log flume! Meanwhile, Ken Pantera and Denzel Spencer do battle on the big bridge leading from Germany to Italy. Pantera hammers Spencer on the back, then lifts him for a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And Pantera...he looks like he's gonna toss him off the bridge! This can't happen! However, Reggie arrives on the scene, raking Pantera's eyes from behind. He and Denzel then floor Pantera with a double clothesline, and Denzel heads for Germany, while Reggie goes to Italy. Back in Scotland, Felix and Vinny continue their battle, as the train pulls up again. Vinny hops onto the train, and Felix follows, and the two slug it out as the train pulls off! The cameraman follows. COLE First the Loch Ness Monster, now we have a cameraman riding the train at Busch Gardens! The action is followed in the train, as Felix and Vinny slug it out, with MISTER Warrior standing in the background posing. Tony makes the stupid mistake of jumping out of the train as it's moving, and the cameraman watches him roll on impact towards Italy. COACH :lol: Look, there goes Tony! Meanwhile, in Ireland, Deuce and Dos do battle inside a restaurant! Deuce scoops up Dos, and bodyslams him through a table! After he does this, Uno shows up and jumps on the back of Deuce. Jumbo then emerges from the kitchen, carrying a beer mug and a baked potato, then sets it down and attacks Uno. COACH Jeez, he [i]just ate![/i] A split-screen then comes up, with one side continuing on the action in Ireland, and the other side cutting to Germany, revealing Jamie O'Hara emerging from a carousel CARRYING THE SWITCH~! COLE And look, Jamie O'Hara has found the switch! COACH So the match is over, right? COLE No, it's not over, Coach, he has to take it to the front of the park, and use it to open the gate, then exit! And if you look at the map, you'll see that the gate is located in England! The loudspeakers come on. [i]Attention participants: The switch has been found! It was located in the carousel in Germany![/i] Biff Atlas comes out of nowhere, and grabs one of the support beams on the carousel, swinging around and catching O'Hara from behind with a kick, then grabs the switch! COLE And now Biff with the switch! Biff, doing his best Repo Man impersonation, clutches the switch to his midsection, then looks for a hiding place. COACH Biff trying to hide, and I don't blame him, those guys are all going to be heading his way now! Biff sneaks through the woods, and comes out by the big bridge. But as he does, he's walloped by a trash can from Mariachi, who grabs the switch and starts to make his way down the bridge! COLE Mariachi, one half of Los Diablos de Fuego, now in possession of the switch! On his way by, he stomps to kick at Ken Pantera, who makes his way to his feet, then kicks Mariachi in the gut, and grabs the switch, before CLOTHESLINING HIM OVER THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE INTO THE WATER~! COLE OH MY GOD~! Mariachi was just sent over the edge of the bridge, into the cold water several feet below! COACH Well, I'd have to say he's been eliminated from consideration! Pantera makes his way into Italy, and decides to stop in the restroom. COACH Piss break! Pantera stands in front of the urinal, setting the switch on the sink, while Denzel Spencer emerges from the stall, and smashes a snow globe over his head! Denzel then grabs his hair, and rams his head into the urinal, making sure he's out, before making off with the switch. He rushes over to the train station, and hops on the train. COACH Well, that was stupid, now he has to go all the way around the park! COLE Yeah, but now he can catch his wind, and he'll be closer to the exit when he gets off! Denzel rides all the way back around to Scotland, then gets off, making his way into England. He encounters Lucius Soul, and engages in a slugfest. He gets the better of the exchange, and drives a knee into the gut, then tosses him into a rack containing wheelchairs! COLE It looks like Denzel's gonna do it, Coach! No one else stands in his way! Denzel sees the gate, then re-attaches the button to the wall, and opens the gate, then walks out of the park! COLE That's it, the match is over! *DING DING DING* The loudspeaker comes on. [i]The winner of the Heartland Halloween Hootenanny...DENZEL SPENCER![/i] A referee awaits Denzel outside, and raises his hand. COLE Denzel Spencer your winner in the first-ever Heartland Halloween Hootenanny! What a match that was! As Denzel walks off, the camera cuts back to Sofa Central in the arena in Miami. COLE That of course was taped earlier today, Denzel Spencer here in Miami now, where later tonight, he will challenge Sandman9000 for the Heartland title, Coach! COACH Sounds to me like out of the frying pan and into the fryer! Denzel took advantage of an opportunity earlier today, but those tactics aren't going to cut it against Sandman!

Pacers go down in Detroit, but aside from a brief period early in the 4th, kept it close throughout. They gave me plenty of hope, they just need to take better care of the ball (21 turnovers). Brandon Rush is already looking like a nice fit, playing some solid defense in the second half against Rip Hamilton. Solid performances all around, Jarrett Jack aside. I'd also like to point out that Danny Granger currently leads the league in scoring.

Who says the Spurs don't have personality?

OK, here's the final roster for the Hootenanny. Jumbo Deuce Deuce Bigelow Vinny Valentine Ken Pantera "After Hours" Felix Strutter Denzel Spencer Reggie Lamont Jamie O'Hara Los Conquistadores Los Diablos de Fuego "Cash Money" Curtis Black Biff Atlas Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew And a mystery man (see if you can guess who!!!)

I don't really tend to hold things like the wrist against someone, because those are freak accidents. Anything involving the knees and feet there has to be some concern, I'll agree with you, but even still that was quite the overreaction on Adande's part. From what little I did see of Oden last night, he was agressive on the boards, and should be one of the top rebounders and shot blockers if it all pans out. But offensively, he looked pretty rough, missing a couple gimmes under the basket and throwing up a terrible baby hook that caught nothing. But if I'm watching from a Portland fan's perspective, I saw enough out of him to give me hope, he just needs to stay on the floor.

J.A. Adande at ESPN with the first "ZOMG ITS BILL WALTON ALL OVER AGAIN" article. It's just a foot sprain, holy shit. Adande seriously acts like he's out for the season again.

I totally forgot that tonight was the night until I was at work, so I had to come set my rosters while on my lunch break.

Yeah, looked like he just rolled his foot/ankle. He'll be fine.

That means it's time for another miserable week next week, right?

Third straight win, as once again the garbage time TDs put me over the hump.

Hey guys. Sorry for not leaving feedback for HD last week, but I've been meaning to say this for a while; I'd like to see everyone start to make an effort to leave feedback at least for PPVs/Spectaculars, if nothing else.

Another impressive outing for Spencer Reiger. Short and sweet promo from Landon. Funny ad for OAOAST fantasy. Another nice one to follow, as Bo is determined. Josie is angry, again. Can't wait to see who the mystery opponent is. The new gimmick of Los Conquistadors is something else. The ending reminded me a little of the UT/Yoko post-match antics at RR 94. I wasn't going to do a promo for this week originally, but Ed sent me a PM requesting one the day before the show. Plus I wanted to work in the "lousy head" joke before I forgot about it. Good stuff as usual from the Enterprise. For some reason, I pictured Christian Wright saying "Silence!" in the same tone as Dave Chappelle did while doing his Prince spoof. Brickston doesn't beat around the bush with his promo. He's going to break some ankles! Terrific promo from Mr. Dick. More goodness from the Duncan clan. Another good promo from PRL. And of course, the stables battle royal was tremendous. I did kinda think Baron going over Black on Syndicated was a little surprising, but Black more than made up for that by co-winning this match, and now he has a chance to main event November Reign, as does Leon. MOTN: Battle royal LOTN: "Well, I’m gonna go put on a PIMP suit. Drink some PIMP juice. Take a big PIMP dump! And then I’m gonna go in the ring and get my PIMP ass kicked by Tha Puerto Rican! Because I am PIMPEMOTH~!, the PIMPIEST WRESTLER WHO HAS EVER PIMPED IN THE HISTORY OF PIMPTON!" - PRL. The "big PIMP dump" part of the quote put it over.

The "go against every majority internet opinion in order to get a reaction" gimmick.

What the fuck, Buffalo. Once again, I have to wait on the MNF game to decide my fate.

This should go after my backstage interview. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and the lights go out in the arena, as the crowd starts to boo. COLE And we're being told this is a bonus gauntlet match, and it will feature all of the participants in the 5-Man Prism Match at the Halloween Spectacular! COACH All right! This should be great A light comes on in the entryway, and a figure starts to emerge. COLE And it looks like Alfdogg... The camera focuses in, revealing that it's actually a midget dressed as Alfdogg, carrying the United States title belt. COACH What is this? BUFFER [i]The following is a 5-man gauntlet match! The last man remaining after the four other men have been defeated, either by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or countout, will be the winner! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 237 pounds...he is the leader of the Deadly Alliance, the reigning OAOAST United States champion, and a former three-time heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRLD...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Well, I'm not sure what's going on here, but that is the real United States championship belt he's carrying! Mini-Alf climbs into the ring, and holds his belt in his right hand, dropping to one knee as his pyro goes off behind him. COACH Well, let's see what happens next... *Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that which I desire!* [i]Fuel[/i] by Metallica hits. COLE And that is the music of Brickston, but who's going to come through the curtains next? The camera moves in, as Sandman9000 walks through the curtain, dressed up as Brickston. COACH :lol: BUFFER [i]From Sacramento, California, weighing in at 215 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICKSSSSSSSSSSSSSTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE And that is Sandman9000, what is that in his hand? [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/princevitamanx.gif] COACH Oh my God, he really [i]does[/i] have cereal! COLE :lol: :lol: :lol: COACH Man, I love the X-Man, but that's pretty funny! Sandman sets the cereal box in the corner, and leans in for "advice", before Mini-Alf drags him into the ring! COLE And Alf getting the action going right away! *DING DING DING* Sandman sarcastically kicks and screams, as Mini-Alf stomps a mudhole in the corner. Mini-Alf then picks up Sandman, and whips him into the corner, where Sandman does a Flair flip onto the top rope, then comes back down into the ring. He staggers right into Mini-Alf, who ducks down and takes him overhead with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And a nice suplex by Alf! Mini Alf then climbs to the top rope... COLE And Alf all the way up top! COACH Look at this, he must be five feet in the air! ...and executes the FIVE-STAR MINI-ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And he hit it! COACH I think you'd call that a tadpole splash! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Brickston is eliminated! COACH Very impressive showing by Alf! Sandman rolls out to the box of cereal, and apologizes to it for letting it down, before reaching in and grabbing a handful, then shoving it into his mouth. Suddenly, Tony Tourettes comes barreling down the ramp, and snatches the box from him, and begins to eat it. TONY MY CEREAL, BITCH! Sandman gives him a girly slap on the shoulder, then follows him up the ramp as [i]Shadows of the Night[/i] hits. COACH Uh-oh, Prepare for Landon! But it's not Landon, it's Reject dressed as him, accompanied by Melissa Nerdly, wearing a mop top on her head, a huge fake nose, and a bra underneath her dress making her right breast rise noticeably higher than the left one. COLE And it's Landon and Megan, I suppose, played by Reject and Melissa Nerdly! COACH Well...I don't know about this one, Cole, that's a little harsh, I think! BUFFER [i]From Huron, South Dakota, weighing in at 208 pounds...accompanied by Megan Skye, he is the leader of Cucaracha Internacional..."LA CUCARACHA" LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!![/i] Reject reaches his arms out, and Melissa pats him on the chest, to which Reject responds by quickly covering up. COLE Watch it, Landon's got a sensitive chest! Reject climbs onto the apron, and steps through the second rope, but as he does, Mini-Alf catches him with a seated dropkick, knocking him back to the apron! COLE And once again, Alf taking advantage of the situation! Mini-Alf steps to the second rope, and hooks Reject in a front facelock, then brings him back inside with a suplex! He then drops a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH Landon's gonna be a little tougher catch than Brickston, it looks like! Reject backs into a corner, and sits on the bottom rope, as Mini-Alf sizes him up, and lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject holds his chest and feigns crying, as Alf lays in another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject sits down in the corner, and begins to suck his thumb, as Melissa hops onto the apron, distracting Mini-Alf. COLE And Alf now being distracted by Megan Skye! COACH Oh, will you [i]stop?[/i] Reject charges, but Mini-Alf moves out of the way, and Melissa gets knocked off the apron! COLE And down goes Megan! Mini-Alf then grabs the legs of Reject, and steps through for a SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE Sharpshooter! Reject immediately taps, then begins to cry again. COLE Two gone! Mini-Alf releases the hold, then Reject rolls to the outside. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* COLE And now what? Thunderkid walks through the curtains, dressed as Bohemoth. COACH ThunderBo~! BUFFER [i]From Greenville, South Carolina, weighing in at 284 pounds...representing the In-Crowd...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] TK flexes his muscles and makes weird faces, sort of like Gillberg, as he walks toward the ring. He rolls inside, and poses on the ropes, then circles the ring with Mini-Alf. However, he soon spots Melissa on the floor, then slides out and chases her around the ring! COACH And there goes Bo, preying on defenseless women again! TK catches up to Melissa, and forces her down onto the ground, then simulates rape on her on the floor! Melissa can be heard screaming "NO MEANS NO"! as TK mock-thrusts. COLE Well, this is just wrong. COACH Yeah, it's wrong now that it's guys that you like taking heat? I played along when it was Landon and Brickston! Show some objectivity! The referee calls for the bell, as officials run out to the ring to restrain Bo. COLE And I think we have a countout here... COACH Come on, put the cuffs on him! He's a criminal! Suddenly, Sandman and Reject run back out, dressed as Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez, respectively. COACH And here comes the In-Crowd, finally! Sandman and Reject pull TK off of Melissa, and drag him out of the arena, as Melissa is helped to the back by officials. "THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP..." *DUN DUN* "...IS..." *DUN* "...HERE!" With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and “Know Your Role 2000” begins playing over the loud speakers. The lights go down. PR is heard saying, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” in tune with the beat of the song while smoke fills the entryway. A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and Alfdogg himself emerges through the smoke, dressed as Tha Puerto Rican, and carrying a foam OAOAST World title belt. COACH OH YEAH~! The champ is here! BUFFER [i]From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 220 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE And that is the real Alfdogg, playing the part of the World champion, Tha Puerto Rican. COACH He may well be living the part of World champion after next week! COLE He may well. Alf rolls into the ring, and removes the replica belt, then hops onto the middle rope and holds it up. He repeats this in all four corners, as the camera focuses on Mini-Alf laying across a corner on the top rope, "sleeping." COACH I don't blame you, Alf, I'm about there myself watching this! Alf tries a sneak attack on Mini-Alf, but Mini-Alf turns and drives a foot into his face! He then gets up and stands up on the top rope, and executes a HURRICANRANA~! Mini-Alf then waits on Alf to get to his knees, and hits a SUPERKICK~! He then climbs to the top rope once again...and hits the FIVE-STAR MINI-ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COACH ALF WINS! BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GG!!!!![/i] COLE ...Well, Alf hoping this is a preview of The Halloween Spectacular next week, when the real Alf will step into the ring with the real-life versions of these four men, in the 5-Man Prism match for the World Heavyweight championship! COACH It could very well be, Cole! Mini-Alf stands over Alf with his foot on his chest, raising both Alf's replica as well as the US title belt. He then waits for Alf to start to get up, then pulls his fist back at him, and Alf quickly bails out and runs back down the aisle. COACH Yeah, look at PRL run like a dog! COLE Shut up.

I've decided not to do the six-man this week. Instead, I'm going to hold it off until the HD after THS.

I'll have another DA segment, besides the one already posted in GCF. And I second the motion for an extra day.

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Yeah, all joking aside, this is going to have little or no impact on the main percentage of the WWE's fanbase, meaning those who don't follow wrestling over the internet.