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Just a fair warning, if you guys continue to have a different opinion than bob, I'll be forced to close this thread.

These are the people who control the following characters. If you want to use a character on HeldDOWN or a PPV, these are the people you should ask. I based this on the people who posted the specs for said characters. You guys may correct any errors. Which I know there are some, I'm just too lazy to work it out right now. Alfdogg Alfdogg Sandman9000 Thunderkid Reject Brock Ausstin Team Heyross "After Hours" Felix Strutter Denzel Spencer Reggie Lamont Jumbo Deuce Deuce Bigelow Vinny Valentine Ken Pantera The Burrough Boys Melissa Nerdly Tony Tourettes King Cucaracha Leon Rodez Bohemoth Jamie O'Hara Nathaniel Black Biff Atlas Christian Wright The Christ Air Express The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew The Love Doctors Los Diablos de Fuego James Blonde Faqu Tim Cash Landon Maddix Jade Rodez-Duncan Malaysia Nerdly Megan Skye Maggie Nerdly Tony149 Theodore Moneymaker V.I.C.E. The Beverly Hills Blonds Mr. Dick Molly Nerdly Patty O'Green Krista Isadora Duncan The Heavenly Rockers D*LUX Baron Windels Spencer Reiger Los Conquistadors Holly Mann Abdullah Abir Nerdly Mackenzie DeCenzo Melody Nerdly Alix Maria Spezia Dr. Zoidberg Jereme Grey Giles Quincy Buckingham "Cash Money" Curtis Black Colin Maguire Jr. Michael Gilpatrick Patrick Callahan Austin "Ragdoll" Baker Ellie Endicott Nigel Percy Smithe Evelyn Maguire Colin Maguire Ed Wood Caulfield Tha Puerto Rican Mr. Boricua Brickston The Mad Cappa Spanish Fly Colombian Heat Cuban Wall Vitamin X Zack Malibu Zack Malibu Todd Cortez Alison Global These characters may be used by anybody. MISTER Warrior The All American Boys (although you should probably say you're using them in the booking thread!) The Last Kings of Scotland James Riggs

Josh Matthews is backstage with the Deadly Alliance. JOSH OK, here with the Deadly Alliance, and Halloween a big night for the four of you, especially for you, Alfdogg, as you get another shot at Tha Puerto Rican's World title! ALF You know, Josh, I have to admit that was kind of clever a couple weeks ago, how those three other goofs all conspired to pin me in that Fatal 4-Way in attempt to push me out of the title picture. Unfortunately for those three, as well as PRL, I'm still going strong. The Deadly Alliance is still going strong. I showed Brickston last week what I'm capable of, and I'm gonna show 'em all next week, as I take my third OAOAST World title. JOSH And a big title defense for Thunderkid and Reject next week, as well. TK It's a big title defense, Josh, but it will be yet another successful one, as the Deadly Alliance continues to establish its dominance over all the other stables. Melissa pulls the mic over to her. MELISSA And let's see one of those other "women" stick their nose in the match, I might have to establish my dominance over one of them! Josh yanks the mic back as she finishes her sentence. REJECT Hey, little man! You better show some respect! JOSH You're a fine one to talk about respect towards women. REJECT You better watch your mouth. I still remember that cheap shot you took at me a couple months back. But that's OK...you're not the first announcer to go after my private parts. *crowd boos* JOSH I don't believe that about Maggie for a minute. REJECT Believe what you want, little man, but we all know the truth. Besides, I'm so over Maggie now. SANDMAN Yeah, she gave lousy head, anyways. REJECT ... TK :lol: JOSH OK, so...Alf, how's the search on that fifth DA member coming along? ALF We're taking our time, Josh...we've always got our eyes open on that ring, looking for the guy who has the right stuff to be a member of the Deadly Alliance. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. JOSH Well, that's it from back here, let's go back to the ring!

in your face, Lushus

Also, fun-size candies. The people making that list should try to look at it from the perspective of the people who buy the candy to give to the kids. Should we go out and buy cases of full-size candy bars to hand out instead, which is going to run up a sizable chunk of money?

OK, here are my characters that I plan to use in the Heartland match. Again, this is subject to change. Jumbo Deuce Deuce Bigelow Vinny Valentine Ken Pantera "After Hours" Felix Strutter Denzel Spencer Reggie Lamont Brock Ausstin The Burrough Boys (maybe) I have yet to hear from anyone else about characters that would be available.

I like Smarties, too. Candy corn, not so much. I got my Cherry Cordial Kisses already, so I'm satisfied. And this list fails based on the inclusion of those strawberry-wrapped candies. Those are delicious.

Pending a response from KC: Panic at the Disco & Ken Pantera vs Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Los Diablos de Fuego

I heard they're also going to get rid of the ring bell, and use clapboards instead.

I blame Slayer for today's loss

Hooray garbage time touchdowns!

OK, I've got a plan for the Heartland title. I would like this match to open the show. The match will be called the Heartland Halloween Hootenanny. It will take place at the Howl-O-Scream exhibit at Busch Gardens Africa in Tampa, FL. There will be 16 (subject to change) participants, and the object is to find "the button", which will be used to open the front gate to the exhibit and exit it, thus becoming the winner of the match. The winner of the match (which will be pre-taped) will face Sandman9000 for the Heartland title later in the show. If you have any guys available, let me know, but I can't promise they'll all get used. EDIT: Here's the map. It says Williamsburg, VA, but let's just pretend, like on Mr. Rogers, PRETEND, that it's the Tampa one.

Shark was Earthquake/John Tenta.

Here is the actual confrontation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZAoChoF0wc And Sheik's response. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etDut-9-fu0...feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGBdOAfmck...feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8891eQ7MDLs...feature=related

The Chili Cheese Thickburger is back. I'll be picking one of these up tommorrow.

*Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that which I desire!* [i]Fuel[/i] by Metallica hits, and Brickston makes his way out towards the ring, accompanied by Vitamin X. COLE United States title on the line here on HeldDOWN, as well as a match with big World title implications! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST United States championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by Vitamin X...hailing from Sacramento, California, and weighing in at 215 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIC K SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE And finally, nearly a month after winning the belt from Colombian Heat, Alfdogg will make his first televised defense of the Unite... COACH Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cole. Alf has had World championship commitments since winning the United States title! Don't think for one minute that he's disregarding his United States title! Haven't you been at the house shows? COLE ...no. COACH I would expect no less from you, Cole. Brickston enters the ring, raising his arms high in the air and letting out a roar, then goes to the second rope and does it again, as VX sings his praises. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way into the area. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 237 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST United States champion...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] Alf enters the ring, then sets up for his pose, but knows Brickston is charging behind him, so he ducks his clothesline, and starts to fire off with right hands! *DING DING DING* COLE And Alf had that one scouted all the way, he set Brickston up right there! Alf executes an inverted atomic drop, then backs into the ropes, and floors Brickston with a Hart Attack clothesline! Alf gets to his feet and removes his belt, then picks up Brickston, delivering a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Alf pouring on the offense early in this one! Alf backs Brickston into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He then brings Brickston out and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a flying back elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf once again sets up Brickston, but this time Brickston reverses. Alf ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a BIG BOOT! COLE And Brickston perhaps turning the tide now with that big foot! Brickston picks up Alf, and whips him into a corner, then charges, but Alf gets his feet up! Alf then follows up with a bulldog! Alf then climbs to the top rope. COLE Alf gets the feet up, and now up to the top rope... However, Brickston is up, and catches Alf as he gets to the top! COLE And Alf's gonna go for a ride here! Brickston pitches Alf off of the top rope into mid-ring! Brickston then drops a big elbow, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brickston whips Alf into a corner, and charges, hitting Alf with an avalanche! He then picks Alf up, and lifts him up for a back suplex, but Alf flips over to his feet, and rolls him up in a reverse sunset! 1... 2... Kickout! Brickston approaches Alf, who catches him with a shot to the gut! Alf then gets to his feet, and hooks Brickston in a front facelock, then lifts him for a suplex! However, Brickston slips behind the back, and attempts his own reverse sunset, but Alf drops to his stomach, leveraging Brickston to the floor! COACH And a great move there by Alf, using the leverage to send Brickston to the outside! Alf stops to catch his breath, then makes his way over to the ropes, and launches himself over the ropes with a PLANCHA onto Brickston! COLE And a great high-flying move by Alf! Alf slugs away at Brickston on the floor, then picks him up, and whips him into the steel steps! COLE Brickston hard into the steel steps! Alf then rolls Brickston inside, waits for him to get to his feet, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And now Alf setting up Brickston for the kill! Brickston rolls into a corner, as Alf waits on him again, while Vitamin X sneaks into the ring! COLE And look at this! Vitamin X lines up for a clothesline, but Alf ducks, and hits him with a SUPERKICK~! He then hooks X, and takes him over the top to the floor with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! However, he's distracted long enough for Brickston to floor him with a MASSIVE clothesline! COACH Whoa! COLE Vitamin X provided the distraction, and Brickston now in control of this match! Brickston covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brickston then picks up Alf, and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a Boss Man slam! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brickston then waits for Alf to get to his feet, and traps him in a BEARHUG~! COLE Brickston with a big bearhug! Could it bring him the United States title? Alf tries to fight it, but fades slowly. The referee raises the arm... 1!!! 2!!! ...but Alf holds out on the third lift, then drives in a right hand! And another! And a third! Alf then grabs Brickston's head, and gnaws right on the bridge of his nose! COLE And Alf biting the nose of Brickston! Alf gets himself free, then starts spitting and wiping his mouth. He then backs into the ropes and charges with a clothesline, but Brickston catches the arm, then goes behind, and executes a FULL NELSON SLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE Nice recovery by Brickston, but Alf escapes again! Alf rolls to the apron, and Brickston follows, reaching over, and pulling Alf to his feet. He attempts to suplex him back inside, but Alf slips behind the back, and executes a GERMAN SUPLEX~! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Both men lay on the mat briefly, then Alf slowly gets to his feet, and picks up Brickston, hooking him in a front facelock. However, Brickston blocks, then sets up Alf on the top rope. He climbs up to the second rope after him, then starts delivering right hands...but Alf fights back with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then hooks the front facelock once again, and lifts Brickston, dropping him to the mat face-first! Alf then steps to the top, and waits for Brickston to get to his feet, then hits him with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Brickston gets the shoulder up! COLE So close there for Alf! Alf then backs up, and waits on Brickston once again, then moves in for a SUPERKICK...but Brickston catches his foot, and locks in the ANKLE LOCK~!!!!!11111 COACH He's got it! COLE Brickston with the ankle lock! However, before Brickston can drop to the mat with the hold, Alf pushes up with his hands, then rolls forward, tripping Brickston's legs up, then gets to his feet, and steps through with the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE And now Alf with his submission hold, the Sharpshooter! Alf sits back, but spots Vitamin X attempting to enter once again. Alf releases the hold, then as Vitamin X steps through the ropes, he grabs the middle rope, and lifts it up into the groin of Vitamin X! VX rolls back to the floor, as Brickston comes from behind once again, scooping Alf up for the KILLSWITCH~!!!!!11111 ...but Alf slips behind, then hooks Brickston, and drives him with the COBRA CLUTCH FACEBUSTER~!!! Alf then makes his way to the top rope. COLE And Brickston is out of it, as Alf heads up... Alf connects with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COACH Got it! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Alf defends his US title! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST United States champion...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COACH Well, a very impressive victory for Alf here, and I hope Josie Baker was watching! COLE I'm sure she was, Alf having to fight off two guys in this one, both Brickston as well as his manager, Vitamin X, but he pulls through and scores a successful United States title defense! Alf grabs his belt and rolls to the outside, walking back to the backstage area as Brickston looks on from the ring.

What about Bam Bam Bigelow?

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BEST SEGMENT EVER!!!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBr3S2hCiQ&feature=related][i]Rock Your Baby[/url][/i] plays, as Vinny Valentine makes his way out, followed by Tony Tourettes. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Tony Tourettes...from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 228 pounds...he is the DISCO DUCK, VINNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN NNNNE!!!!![/i] COLE One half of the duo known as Panic at the Disco, Vinny Valentine set for one-on-one action here! Vinny enters the ring and does his dance exhibition, as Tony grabs a mic. COACH Uh oh... TONY YEAH, GET DOWN! LET'S SEE YOU COCK-SMOKERS DANCE LIKE THIS! Tony then starts doing his own dance routine, which of course is horrible. He then picks up a man's steak off of his plate and rips a bite off of it, as if it were a slab of beef jerky, then throws it down. TONY THIS THING'S AS HARD AS MY DICK! WHERE'D YOU GET THIS, OUT OF JUMBO'S ASS? Vinny jumps out of the ring, and calms Tony down, and hands the mic back to the timekeeper as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0X5Qu0vtw][i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody[/url][/i] hits, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow makes his way out. COACH This match is a main event in any...um, Syndicated in the world! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 390 pounds...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![/i] As Deuce makes his way around the crowd slapping hands with the people, Tony comes up from behind and grabs his boa, then puts it on, and leads him in a chase around the ring! COLE And Deuce now in hot pursuit of Tony Tourettes! Tony slides into the ring, and Deuce follows, as Vinny drives a knee into the back! *DING DING DING* COACH And how about that, a nice setup by Tony and Vinny! Vinny hammers away on the back of Deuce, then drives an elbow into the back of the head. Vinny then ascends the top rope. COLE Vinny Valentine going upstairs early after gaining an early advantage... Vinny waits for Deuce to get to his feet, and hits him with a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout WITH AUTHORITY~! COLE But Deuce a long way from defeated, as you just saw there! Vinny continues to stomp Deuce, then picks him up and whips him into a corner. He charges, but Deuce moves, and Vinny runs into the corner! Deuce then makes his way back, and hammers Vinny with forearms in the corner! COLE And now Deuce on the offensive! Deuce brings Vinny out, and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him to the mat! He then picks up Vinny and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce picks up Vinny, and scoops him up, backing into a corner, and coming out with a RUNNING POWERSLAM~! He then scales the top rope, as a figure dressed in a black sweatsuit and skicap slides into the ring! COACH Who the hell is this guy?!? Deuce jumps off the top, right into the waiting arms of the man, who catches him with a POWERSLAM! COACH Whoa! COLE Whoever it is, he just manhandled big Deuce! The referee calls for the bell, as the camera gets a shot of the man's face, revealing him to be KEN PANTERA! *DING DING DING* COLE Hey! Th-that's Ken Pantera, formerly of Team Canada! But why is he helping Vinny? Pantera flips off the skicap, then helps Vinny to his feet, before grabbing Deuce and hooking him in a front facelock. He then lifts him in a suplex, holding him for a few seconds as Vinny and Tony cheer him on, then brings him forward into a Rock Bottom! COLE And Pantera with the Apollon's Wheel on the near 400-pounder! A shocking return by the former Olympic powerlifter! Vinny and Tony raise the arms of Pantera, who then pulls his sweatshirt off, wearing a black singlet underneath, before raising Vinny and Tony's hands. COACH This is great, Cole! COLE We'll hear more about this in the near future, I'm sure!

I never went there, no. My only sports was one year of shot put & discus.

The obligatory "Randy Orton does drugs backstage" post after every single WWE release.

To go after Tony's segment, and before the Alf/Brickston match, which comes before the World title announcement. Hope you follow. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk_Emakefg][i]The Wall[/i][/url] by Kansas plays, bringing the Deadly Alliance out to the ring. COLE And here comes the Deadly Alliance, obviously with a lot on their mind given the events of tonight and of last week! Alf climbs into the ring, and grabs a microphone. ALF So, here we are in Puerto Rico. The homeland of the current OAOAST World champion. *crowd cheers* ALF THIS is the fanbase that represents Tha Puerto Rican. These crowds of 130 people. And you wonder why the U.S. won't recognize this dump as the 51st state? *crowd boos* ALF What a joke. I suppose you all think that since I was pinned in that four-way match last week, that takes me out of the title picture, right? WRONG. You see, I have a little chance for redemption tonight, I got a rematch against one of the three guys who pinned me, and let me emphasize that, it took ALL THREE of my opponents to pin my shoulders to the mat last week. *crowd boos* COACH He's right, Cole! ALF And Brickston, let me tell you something, punk, that's the closest you'll EVER get to scoring a clean-cut win against me. Now, for whatever reason, our honorable President has determined Brickston worthy of a shot at my United States title based on that ho-hum "victory" last week. But that's OK. You see, even though in just two weeks' time, I'll be winning my third World title, I will still continue to defend my US title against whatever obstacles the OAOAST throws at me, in order to bring prestige to this belt for the first time ever. *crowd boos* ALF And that includes you, Brickston. Now then, there are a lot of major announcements going down here tonight...but I got one that trumps them all! COACH What is it? ALF And I'm gonna let you all in on it right here...but first, the World tag team champions have something to say. Alf hands the mic over to TK. COLE Well, a win by Alf here over Brickston tonight would certainly throw a monkey wrench into whatever decision OAOAST President Josie Baker has made regarding the World title picture! TK One of those big announcements, of course, revolves around the R-Man and myself, your World tag team champions. *crowd boos* TK You see, finally, the Deadly Alliance gets a shot at all these other factions, in one night, to prove what everyone's known all along, that we are the most dominant faction in the OAOAST. *crowd boos* TK The only thing now, is to see just what members of these respective factions get sent to slaughter. Crowd boos, as TK hands the mic over to Reject, arm-in-arm with Melissa Nerdly. REJECT Not that it matters...look at these stables. Cucaracha International? Too many big egos, they barely even get along with each other! They could never form a team that could take down a well-oiled machine such as myself and Thunderkid. The Enterprise? After what just happened out here...I hope for Mr. Moneymaker's sake that he doesn't participate in this match. Because if he's too injured to give an interview after that...then the Deadly Alliance just might put the Enterprise out of commission permanently at the Halloween Spectacular. That leaves the In-Crowd... *crowd cheers* REJECT Now...we all know that Leon Rodez doesn't dare step into the ring with me again. *crowd boos* REJECT And we know that with the office bias towards the In-Crowd, The Rapist will probably be involved in some way with the World title scene! *crowd boos* COLE Well, Josie is anything but biased towards the In-Crowd! REJECT So, that leaves two...but wait, that can't be right. That would mean Zack Malibu lowering himself to the tag team title scene, and actually having the guts to step in the same ring as the Deadly Alliance... Alf grabs the mic from Reject. ALF Forget it, Reject! What gave you [i]that[/i] crazy idea? Now that we've addressed that, it's time for my big announcement! COACH Here it comes, Cole! ALF You know, the Deadly Alliance has always been about tradition. We are a classic stable. So, we all had reservations about making this decision. However, after a long talk, we have decided to take this in a different direction. I'm here tonight, to announce that for the first time ever, we will be adding a FIFTH MEMBER to the Deadly Alliance! COACH WHOA! COLE That is a big announcement! ALF Now, the who, where and when have yet to be determined. But we will be watching from all angles, and whatever our decision is, it will turn the entire foundation of the OAOAST on its head, mark my words. Alf drops the mic on the mat, as [i]The Wall[/i] plays, and the DA departs. COLE A very big announcement, indeed! The Deadly Alliance has always been four strong, but in the near future, they will be expanding for the first time ever!

you bitch i tried it, and it fucked me up. alt+F4 will exit your screen. you are a BITCH!!