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In high school, we had/have a conference rival named the Logansport Berries. Does that count?

OAOAST United States title Alfdogg © vs Brickston (w/Vitamin X) Also, the world title match for THS will be announced on this show. This match needs to go before that announcement.

Discuss anything Luger, but I specifically wanted to get some discussion on his failed world title chases. Should he have been put over Flair/Yokozuna at some point, and where would he go after winning the title? I would tend to agree with those who say that SummerSlam '93 was the best time for him to get the WWF belt. By the time the Royal Rumble came, it was pretty clear that the fans would prefer to see Bret in the spot (myself included, as an 11 year-old fan at the time), sort of like the Orton/Batista situation from '05, in a way. They definitely should have struck while the iron was hot. And what about his WCW tenure? Looking back, it was a little harder to take him seriously as champion since he never did beat Flair for the belt. How do you think his reign was handled, all things considered?

Deuce Deuce Bigelow vs Vinny Valentine plus a major announcement from the Deadly Alliance

I have a question about the I-C title tournament in 1996. Was Mero always the choice to win? I figured Faarooq was a slam-dunk to get the belt, coming off injuring mega-over Ahmed Johnson and costing him the belt, and then feuding with him over the belt as he came back. I was genuinely surprised to see Mero get the belt there, having been jobbed to Austin and Goldust over the previous months.

I get "do you guys have cold beer?" probably once a week at the store where I work.

I'm not Slayer, but yes, the blond one is Knobbs.

The Pacers traded Shawne Williams to Dallas for Eddie Jones and two second-round picks. Now, if Josh Howard kills someone in one of his pot-induced hazes, he has the comfort of knowing that he has a teammate who will loan him his vehicle to make a getaway!

I've noticed over the years that a lot of this board in general seems to turn their nose at the idea of a small-market team attempting to make something of themselves. Or in the case of collegiates, the idea of an underdog school such as Hawaii intruding on their bowl week. For example, people will act like they're tired of Sox-Yankees, but God forbid a team like the Brewers or the Rockies make a big run, or we're bored with posts about how horrible the ratings are going to be, or "jobber roll! JTTS! journeymen!" or "Milwaukee Brewhos" and the like. I can't wait until Portland makes its rise to prominence in the NBA, where I'm sure this point will be proven in spades.

Poor Leon...try to apologize to a girl, and what do you get. Maybe his luck will improve later. Poor Jade, too. Rough night for the Rodez clan to open things up. Speaking as someone who has had a close friend ask me out in the past, I thought Bo handled the rejection, for lack of a better term, pretty well. I wonder how the two will act around each other in the near future. Nice match/finish between Baron and CW. CW's stock has really risen since joining the Enterprise, no pun intended. Coach said it, but will Leon ever learn his lesson with this Nerdly family? I wonder where this one leads. If I had to come up with one term to describe the In-Terprise, naturally it would be FLOCCI­NAUCINI­HILIPIL­IFICATION. I do have to say though, it was a little odd to see Leon go from humbled and apologetic right back to happy-go-lucky Leon in back-to-back segments. And only in the OAOAST does blackface still pass for comedy! Liked the J.C. Pennington bit. I would ask why a group of 7th-grade girls chose Finding Nemo as their movie of choice for a slumber party, but I still own and watch The Land Before Time on VHS, so I can't. Also, the line about "10 more hall monitors to prevent school shootings" is funny, because I pictured other elementary students as the hall monitors, ala the safety patrol in school. I suppose I should feel bad for finding humor in the image of a class of fourth-graders attempting to talk down a late-teens, trench coat-wearing emo kid in possession of arms, but I just do. Excellent interview segment with Mr. Moneymaker and Rush Limbaugh to follow. I wonder how far this angle with the kids will go. Great job on the fatal 4-way. Some nice spots in there, and a cliffhanger to finish. MOTN: Fatal 4-way LOTN: Listen, Rush, if I'm leaving a Heat game, and I see a black guy carrying a gun coming at me, I don't need to take the guy to Starbucks and get his opinion on the economic bailout passage and spend three years learning his hopes, dreams and aspirations for a better tomorrow to know "Oh no! Black guy with a gun! I'm probably gonna get shot!" Simple as that. The liberals would probably say I'm being racist. I need to understand. I need to learn. I understand there's a black guy with a gun, and I've learned that means I'm gonna get shot!" You shouldn't be at a Heat game in the first place, Mr. Moneymaker.

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He looks like that kid that was in "Little Giants".

Chicago Miami Indianapolis Detroit Oakland N.Y. Jets Tampa Bay Washington Denver Dallas Philadelphia Green Bay San Diego N.Y. Giants Colts - 24

They've been up since yesterday.

Hey, don't call it the "Alfdogg segment", my part was in on time. Anyway, since we've got another show today, I'll just do a brief summary for this show. Great hype show, looks like the ME was the only match that wasn't a squash, but lots of great mic work from Zack, the participants in the four-way, funny COD stuff...real entertaining show. About as entertaining as a show with only one competitive match could be.

FWIW, Charlie Haas wrestled the dark match at RAW dressed as Roddy Piper, according to cawthon's site.

I'd like to see the Rays in a sweep. I'll likely get the exact opposite.

When a customer reaches over your head to grab a product with no warning, then acts as if you're the rude one when you stand up quickly in a startled fashion.

You're in luck! http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3633334 Had I known this, I may have considered taking Blatche instead of Perkins. But apparently the rookie, JaVale McGee, is really impressing in camp and could get some of those minutes, as well.

I understand people not liking fantasy talk pouring over into actual game discussion, but people don't have to click on the draft threads if they don't like them.

Well, that's kind of what I'm asking, what we're defining as "big." For instance, when Larry Hughes signed with Cleveland a few years back, that got its own thread. I don't think we'd give a comparable signing its own thread today, but how would we work it into discussion?

OK Cheech, let me ask you a question, then. In the future, how would you prefer the offseasons in sports to be handled, as opposed to an offseason thread? For instance, where would you draw the line as far as free agent signings that do and don't warrant a thread? (honestly, this should be common sense to most people here but I figured I'd ask anyway.)

^ THIS. For the record, after this week, Melissa Nerdly may continue to be used as a backstage interviewer, just remember that she's a heel and aligned with Reject now.

If possible, I'd like this to open the show. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk_Emakefg][i]The Wall[/url][/i] by Kansas hits, and The Deadly Alliance starts through the curtains, with Alfdogg leading the way, followed by Sandman9000, Thunderkid, and Reject, with Melissa Nerdly on his arm. COLE And here comes the Deadly Alliance, Coach, and look at this sight! Cole says this as the camera focuses in on Reject and Melissa, laughing and grinning evilly. COACH Yeah, it's a thing of beauty, isn't it? I haven't seen Reject this happy in weeks, it warms my heart! COLE Of course, Reject last week defeating Leon Rodez in that steel cage match, thanks in part to the woman who now accompanies him, Melissa Nerdly! What must the Nerdly family be thinking right now, seeing one of their own, arm-in-arm with Reject, who has sent two of this, and I use this term loosely, two of this woman's [i]sisters[/i] to the hospital? COACH Well, you and I obviously have seen this story a whole lot differently! I, for one, commend Melissa for seeing through the lies of her sisters and realizing that Reject was the victim here! Reject was the one who was lied to and backstabbed by Maggie, [i]she[/i] drove him to this! COLE Well, those absurdly ignorant comments notwithstanding, it all culminated in last week's cage match, where the trap was sprung by Reject and Maggie's older sister, Melissa, and here we are now! Alf enters the ring, and grabs a mic. COLE And here is Alfdogg, who will earn another chance at the World title should he win tonight's Fatal 4-way! ALF You know, this has got to be some kind of joke. The OAOAST is just [i]trying[/i] to jinx the Deadly Alliance, dragging us through all these loser cities! *crowd boos* ALF First we have to go to Phoenix, then we spend over a week in Ohio, now Virginia? What's so special about this place? Certainly not their choke artist college football programs! *crowd boos* ALF But enough about that. I'm out here to respond to the absurd ruling made last week by our President, Josie Baker. Booking a Fatal 4-way match as tonight's main event? What a travesty! Everyone here knows that I, and I alone, should have that shot at Tha Puerto Rican at the Halloween Spectacular! *crowd boos* ALF And if that wasn't enough...look at my opponents in this match! Brickston?!? We're talking about a guy who, at AngleSlam, was pinned 12 times in less than an hour! Hasn't even been seen or heard from since, and he just walks on TV and gets another chance? Give me a break! And Vitamin X, Prince Vitamin, whatever you want to call yourself...no offense, I love your dad's cereal... This incites laughter from the crowd. ALF But after tonight, you two may BOTH know what it's like to be in retirement, as in a retirement HOME, after I'm finished wiping the mat with you two jobbers. *mixed reaction* ALF Now then...Landon Maddix. *mixed reaction* ALF Turns out I do have [i]some[/i] worthy competition in this match. Even though he cheated like a dog, he has pinned my shoulders to the mat, and didn't have to depend on phony rope breaks, or me hitting myself with a chair. *crowd boos* ALF However, Landon...that means that I own you one. And oh, what you said last week! The lowest drawing champion ever! Oh boy, aren't we clever, REAL original! Let me tell you something, punk...the last person to use that line against me...was Colombian Heat! *crowd boos* ALF And where's he at now? Oh, that's right, he's in the hospital, recuperating, never again to be the same human being. *crowd boos* ALF Don't think the Deadly Alliance won't leave you the same way. And who does that leave? The crowd starts to anticipate the name of the Metrosexual Monster. ALF Oh, that's right, that leaves your precious Bohemoth! *crowd cheers* ALF From rapist to World title contender in six weeks' time...only in the OAOAST! *crowd boos* ALF Didn't we have this match once before? Me against Bohemoth? I seem to recall such a match! And from my memory, it was not ME that was left a bloody mess in the middle of this ring! *crowd boos* COLE And it wasn't Bo that had the luxury of a barbed wire bat in his possession, either! COACH Can it. ALF And tonight, I just may make it happen again. Now then...something much bigger happened last week...I'll let the R-Man tell you all about it. Alf hands off the mic to Reject, as the crowd boos. REJECT You're absolutely right, Alf. Because last week, I took Leon Rodez, and I left him bloodied and beaten inside that steel cage. *crowd boos* REJECT I have finally cleansed my self of this whole Leon Rodez story. And I don't mean cleansed in a Nerdly sister sense...(looks down at Melissa)...those girls will [i]never[/i] be "cleansed", if you know what I mean. Melissa laughs, as the crowd boos. REJECT But now...I can finally move on. I have gained my retribution...and that chapter of my career is finally closed. *crowd boos* COACH Yeah! REJECT Now, my focus can go to being one-half of the World tag team champions...one half of the greatest tag team this sport has ever seen. And...my focus can go to you, baby. Reject looks Maggie in the face while saying his last line, then hands her the mic. MELISSA That's right. Did you people [i]really[/i] think that *I* was trying to scheme after Leon? You really thought I was excited about meeting up with him in that hotel room? Give me a break! The crowd boos, as Melissa walks back over to Reject, rubbing his stomach and chest with her left hand. MELISSA And by the way, we'll leave it up to your imagination as to what happened in that room after that camera cut out. *smiles* COLE Ow! Hey, what do you have your pencil down there for? COACH ...that's not my pencil. COLE :throwup: MELISSA You see, this thing has been in the works for the last two months. When I saw the way that my little sister treated this man, walked all over him, used him...it made me sick to my stomach. So it was me who came to him, gave him a shoulder to lean on. And I was the person who kept this man from TOTALLY going over the edge! You remember the way he intruded on your precious little niece last week, Leon? It's because of ME that your niece does not share a hospital room with your girlfriend as we speak! *crowd boos* MELISSA We didn't need to harm her. We needed to save all that negative energy, to unleash on you, Leon. And when I raised my arm up and struck you between those perpetually-open legs of yours...that was the best feeling of BOTH of our lives. Not only that...if I'm to believe a couple of my sisters, I was aiming for a pretty small target! The crowd gives a "OH NO YOU DI'INT" type reaction, as the DA breaks into laughter in the ring. MELISSA Reject was nothing but a gentleman to my sister. But in the land of the OAOAST, where these people cheer for adulterers, rapists, cradle-robbers, and absentee mothers...you BOOED Reject. *crowd boos* MELISSA Well, guess what? Maggie...karma is exactly like you...a no-good, rotten BITCH. Melissa laughs, then drops the mic as [i]The Wall[/i] plays and the DA departs. COACH Truer words, Cole, they have never been uttered! COLE I'm...just in shock at this transformation of Melissa Nerdly. COACH Weren't you listening, Cole? There was no transformation! Melissa was always by Reject's side, just like Reject was by Maggie's, before she double-crossed him! COLE Well, Reject may have declared this war over, but I think he's sorely mistaken!