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Wow, bob barron doesn't like something a mod did. Shocking. What are we going to do for our NBA Fantasy League, and discussion of the season?

I think it was at one of the Pillman Memorial shows.

This is a parody thread, DerangedHermit. Quit posting in it.

He said he was the only one to wear colored WWF Heavyweight Championship belts, meaning the World title.

"A SMALL PENIS??????" - JR "How does it feel knowing that it took your father 28 years to make Flair the biggest name in wrestling, and it only took you three years to ruin it?" - Steve Corino, to David Flair "Is Andre really your dad, mang?" - Scott Hall, to the Giant "Raven's my friend! He likes me! He just bought me a brand new rubber duckie." - Lodi "Hanging from the rafters!...if there were rafters. The Roman Coliseum doesn't HAVE rafters, but I'll tell you what they DO have...they have columns, and they're hanging from the columns!" - Randy Savage, WM9 "You've got to eat over 1100 bowls of rice in an hour. With chopsticks. One stick." - Bobby Heenan, explaining how one becomes a sumo grand champion "Fuck it!" - Mean Gene, Summerslam '89

This happened right here in my hometown Randolph questioned, witnessed shootings by brother

"Hulk Hogan, we comin' after you, nigga!" - Booker T "What would you have made them out of, King? Cotton Candy?" - JR to Lawler, who was complaining about Austin's kneebraces being foreign objects "A friend in need is a pest." - Bobby Heenan

We should have a "Suspended from Site Feedback" group

Low.

"That's about as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which as we all know is illegitimate because donkeys have four legs." - Lance Storm "Here comes Lita, jerking Edge off...the ladder..." - JR, WMX7 From WM7: Gene: "Alex Trebek, my very dear, close, personal long time friend, it's great to have you here at WrestleMania." Alex: "Thanks, JIM, it's good to be here."

"The only reason people bought your book is because they hoped you died at the end of it." - Chris Jericho, to Mick Foley "THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! ROCK BOTTOM INTO THE DOG POOP!!!" - Michael Cole "There's a lady! There's a lady in the men's bathroom!" - Dusty Rhodes

I actually just looked this up...there WAS supposed to be somewhat of a sequel to Diddy Kong Racing released in 2002 for GC. For some reason though, it never was. Donkey Kong Racing I'll try to do more research on this.

Couple Flair ones: "You're like a lot of women I know. You've got a great body, but haven't got a clue how to use it." - to Lex Luger "I've had more titles than you've had pieces of ass." - to Waltman

I meant as in two falls to zero.

Not to be nitpicky, but Delk actually started that game. I looked up the boxscore on basketballreference.com. What was more amazing to me was that VLADE FRIGGIN DIVAC went for 34 in the same game. I was originally checking to see if Willie Burton came off the bench when he went for 53 against the Heat in 1994, but he was in fact a starter. What an imposing starting lineup, too: F: Clarence Weatherspoon F: Scott Williams C: Shawn Bradley G: Dana Barros G: Willie Burton

The match is on "Grudges, Gripes, and Grunts" by Coliseum Video. If you can't find the tape, you can find the match on Kazaa.

I assume you mean that are still in the league. Colts: Marshall Faulk Pacers: Brad Miller, Jalen Rose, Erick Dampier, Al Harrington Reds: Bret Boone is all I could think of. Maybe Slayer or some other Reds fan can help me out here.

Don't tell me you came up with the custom title "Master of the Catshit Elbow" without there being some kind of story that goes with it. Out with it, big man.

For the record, I did have some of this last night, and liked it very much. It's the same color as every other grape pop, all grape pops look kind of black.

"You know something Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me and my Hulkamaniacs, that at Skydome, we're gonna face the Ultimate Challenge, brother! When we crossed the border from the United States of America to Canada, I was hovering over Skydome brother, I saw what was beneath me man. I saw the greatest arena of all times, where the Ultimate Challenge will take place...and as we landed brother, nothing but star-craving Hulkamaniacs were there to greet me at the airport. Nothing but positive vibes, man! Hulkamania is running wild like it's never ran before! But the Ultimate Warrior, you must realize that when you step into Skydome, when you feel the energy that is gonna run wild throughout the arena, those are my people. That's my energy, brother, and Ultimate Warrior, this is where the power lies, man, and the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world, and once I get you down on your knees, Ultimate Warrior, I'm gonna ask you one question, brother! I'm gonna ask you: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER? And if your answer is "yes," Ultimate Warrior, then BREATHE YOUR LAST BREATH NITO MY BODY! I can save ya, my Hulkamaniacs can save ya! We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light. We can save all your little Warriors with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins. But I gotta prove one thing to all my little Hulkamaniacs out there, it's not whether you win, or whether you lose, the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are! And Ultimate Warrior, I sure hope you're a good loser, brother! Whatcha ya gonna do at Skydome when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania DESTROYS YOU????" -Hulk Hogan, Wrestlemania VI "Ahhhhh YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NORMAL! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do! Hulk Hogan, I must ask you now as you asked me: do YOU, Hulk Hogan, want your ideas, your beliefs, to live forever? For Hulk Hogan in this normal world, physically, none of us can live forever. But the places you have taken the Hulkamaniacs, the ideas and beliefs that you have given them can live through me, Hulk Hogan. That is why I breathe, that is why the Warriors have come. Hulk Hogan, there are ones that question where you are taking them. Do you no longer want to walk or step into that darkness? Hulk Hogan, that darkness I speak of is nothing of fear. It is about the beliefs...of excepting any and all challenges at the cost of losing everything Hulk Hogan. You have lived, Hulk Hogan, for the last 5 Wrestlemania's for this one belief. Now Hulk Hogan, I come to take what you believe in, further then you ever could. I come Hulk Hogan, not to destroy the Hulkamaniacs and Hulkamania. I come Hulk Hogan to bring the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together as one. As we, Hulk Hogan, accept all the challenges with all the strength of the Warriors and Hulkamaniacs together. Hulk Hogan the colors of the Hulkamaniacs are coming through the pores of my skin...and Hulk Hogan when we meet Hulk Hogan, I will look at you and you will realize then that I have come to do no one no harm, but only Hulk Hogan to take what we both believe in, to places IT SHALL NEVER HAVE BEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!!" -Ultimate Warrior, Wrestlemania VI

I've yet to see it where I live, but I'll definitely give it a try if I do.

My dad saw an interview with LeBron James after the Australia game in which he said "I like being on a team where I don't have to score all the time."

Mean Gene: "Alright, over the last couple of months, it has been very difficult to introduce this man with the words World Wrestling Federation Champion, Hulk Hogan, here at WrestleMania IV this afternoon, you've got the opportunity to change that." Hogan: "Oh yeah, it's been hard to live with, man! FEE FI FO FUM, Andre! One long year, and your time has come, man! No marks, no scars, no blemishes on the Hulkster, brother! But inside man, I've been scarred for one long year! Everywhere I go man, all the little Hulksters ask me, 'Is there any truth to the fact that there was a controversial count? Hulkster, did you really press him over your head? Did you REALLY beat the Giant? Well today man, in WrestleMania IV, we're gonna wipe all that controversy out! Andre the Giant, in the second round, when you're fresh as a daisy, with the whole world watching, I'm gonna PROVE, brother, that I can beat ya, anywhere, anytime! And all my Hulkamaniacs, they're gonna FEEL it, too! Gene: "Speaking of the Hulkamaniacs, Hulk Hogan, we have seen them here in Atlantic City, and I know millions of others are watching very intently all around the world!" Hulk: "Yeah! But if you look into their eyes, man, have you seen the FEAR in all those little Hulksters? They realize, that when I get Andre the Giant cinched up in the launch position, when I slam him through the Trump Plaza, brother, from New York, down to Tampa, Florida, the fault line is gonna break off! And as Andre the Giant FALLS INTO THE OCEAN, as my next two opponents, fall into the ocean floor and I pin 'em, SO WILL DONALD TRUMP, and ALL the Hulkamaniacs! But as Donald Trump hangs on to the top of the Trump Plaza, with his family in his other arm, as they sink to the bottom of the sea, THANK GOD DONALD TRUMP'S A HULKAMANIAC! He'll know enough to let go of his materialistic possessions, hang on to the wife and kids, dog paddle with his life, all the way to safety! But Donald...if something happens and you run out of gas, and all those Hulkamaniacs run out of gas...JUST HANG ON, to the largest back in the world, and I'll DOG PADDLE us, BACKSTROKE ALL OF US TO SAFETY!"