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Adam's time has passed, so teke is free to go.

Here's a couple more promos revolving around the Flair/Perfect ordeal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXmavYKQ6KA...feature=related Flair/Ramon, Survivor Series Showdown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPn9pLV9w1g Savage/Perfect, Challenge 11/22/92 This is the last Razor/Perfect/Flair promo before the Perfect turn, from SNME. Heenan would close out the show saying that "one of the Ultimate Maniacs will have a new partner at Survivor Series."

OK, this is the week where I call main event. Match will be announced at Zero Hour.

Leandro Barbosa, G

Ed is supposed to finish it off. If he hasn't done it by the time the show is ready to go up, I'll finish it, provided I'm still awake. We return to a shot of the ring, which is covered with a red tarp, with red, white, and blue half-circle flags hanging from each side of the ring and a big covered picture in the ring. COLE OK, we're back here on HeldDOWN, and the ring is decorated all patriotic and stuff, what's going on here? COACH Well, obviously something big is about to go down here! [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and Reject and Thunderkid walk to the ring in suits, followed by Sandman9000, who has the sleeves torn off of his suit. COLE And the Deadly Alliance making their way to the ring, just what is this all about? And where's Alf? Reject, TK, and Sandman enter the ring, and stand on the far side, looking down the aisle as a long limousine pulls into the aisle, then stops at the ring. The driver steps out, then opens the door, and out steps Alfdogg, with the United States title belt over his right shoulder. COLE And there is the new OAOAST United States champion, Alfdogg! COACH I get it, Cole! This is a celebration party for Alf's victory! Just imagine what it's going to be like when he defeats PRL at Zero Hour! Alf raises his belt in the air, then begins waving at the fans, taking his time entering the ring. As he enters, red, white, and blue confetti pours from the ceiling, then when he does his pose, fireworks of the same colors follow. Alf then grabs a mic from ringside. ALF Thank you, thank you. This is definitely a reception worthy of YOUR United States champion, and soon to be YOUR three-time OAOAST champion of the World! *crowd boos* ALF You see, I've got all the momentum going into this Sunday...I just won the United States title, finally bringing some prestige to this belt, after nearly a year of shame was bestowed upon it...and at Zero Hour, I have everything to gain, and nothing to lose. THAT is why I will be victorious this Sunday against Tha Puerto Rican. *crowd boos* ALF You know, I've had some tremendous victories over my career...like when I defeated Caboose, to win my first World championship... *the crowd cheers for the Caboose mention, then boos Alf.* ALF Or when I won the Lethal Rumble match, and won my second World championship in the main event of AngleMania...but this Sunday, will rank as my greatest victory of all, when I end PRL's travashamockery of a World title reign, and finally make the OAOAST World title respectable once again. *crowd boos* ALF I must admit, PRL has done an impressive job of finding excuses not to face me over the last six months...for example, tracking down some scrub like Brickston, and paying him off to make us all think they're bitter rivals, and leaving himself open for beatdowns. But you've run out of time. You can't duck anymore. You're trapped at Zero Hour, and there is no escape. And your days as World champion, will be over. *crowd boos* ALF Now then, about my match last week. One of the best feelings I've had in my career, hell, my whole LIFE, was hearing that chump Colombian Heat scream in pain as I had him in my Sharpshooter. Because this guy took a brand new United States title, and flushed it down the toilet from day one. As long as a piece of gold and leather is around his waist, it will be a joke. Well, now, the United States title is getting the treatment it deserves! It should be celebrated, just like this. And this Sunday, punk, my man Sandman is going to finish the job in that Chamber of Hell. *crowd boos* ALF Now then... Alf summons TK and Reject over to remove the cover from the picture. ALF On three...one...two...THREE! TK and Reject remove the cover, revealing a photoshopped cover of OAOAST Magazine, with Alf holding the World title on his right shoulder, and the US title on his left shoulder, as the crowd boos. COACH Wow, they've already got the cover made and everything! Just like WrestleMania IV! COLE Alf very confident in there, I wonder how much money he paid to have that thing made?

Just letting you know it's coming. I'm getting started on it right now.

Here's another video of it, the whole match, in fact.

It wasn't right on his face, but it was pretty close. It kind of looked like Yoko landed on the back of his heels, then just slipped on impact and crushed the guy. But then he seemed to sit on him for quite a while after doing it, so I thought maybe he was pissed at the guy over something.

It was Yokozuna squashing some guy harder than normal with the Banzai drop. But more importantly, the maker of the Botchamania series has had his account suspended at YouTube! That's why the video didn't work.

"Don't hit him in the head, he's a Hart!"

I didn't feel like writing entrances. Sorry. The show returns, with [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD playing and Brock Ausstin walking towards the ring. COLE And we're back on HeldDOWN for our six-man tag team match, as Brock Ausstin makes his entrance! Brock hops onto the apron and jerks back on the ropes, causing pyro to explode from all four corners. COLE And of course, Colombian Heat originally scheduled to be in this match, but due to his condition, is being held out by OAOAST President Josie Baker until the Chamber of Hell at Zero Hour, and replaced by Denzel Spencer for this match! Brock steps through the ropes, then gives high tens to his teammates, "After Hours" Felix Strutter and Denzel Spencer. The camera then focuses on the other corner, which features Sandman9000, Faqu, and Detective Tango Bosley. COACH And interesting on the other side, you have one member of the Deadly Alliance, one member of the Enterprise, and one member of Cucaracha International all on one team! COLE And of course, there's a big power struggle between the stables in the OAOAST, so it'll be interesting to see how this team co-exists! COACH You know, that's another thing I've wondered...you've got a Deadly Alliance guy, an Enterprise guy, a Cucaracha guy in this Chamber match...why doesn't the In-Crowd have anyone in this match? Too dangerous, they were afraid of gettin' hurt out there? What's the deal there? COLE No, I think that Brock was just so impressive in that battle royal, and he, Felix, and Heat have all had impressive showings in the Chamber in the past, and that stuff is taken into account when naming the participants for the Chamber match! It was a contention issue. COACH Yeah yeah, contention, the In-Crowd is runnin' scared! Denzel starts off for his team, as does Tango Bosley, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And Denzel is going to start the match for his team, along with Detective Tango Bosley representing the Enterprise! Denzel and Bosley tie up, then Bosley backs him into the ropes, and lays in a shot to the gut. Bosley attempts an Irish whip, but Denzel reverses, as Felix steps into the ring. Both Denzel and Felix leapfrog Bosley, then catch him with a double hiptoss! COACH Come on, ref, get someone out of there! Felix then hits a snap legdrop, as Denzel simultaneously hits a senton splash! Brock then jumps into the ring, and intercepts Faqu with right hands, while Felix cuts off Sandman. Brock clotheslines Faqu to the floor, while Felix and Denzel hit stereo dropkicks on Sandman and Bosley, respectively! COLE And so far, it's the team of Brock, Felix and Denzel with all the cohesiveness! Sandman, Bosley, and Faqu look up at the ring, then Bosley rolls back in, with Felix meeting him inside. COLE And now it's "After Hours" Felix Strutter in the ring, with Bosley coming back in for his team! Felix and Bosley move in, and Bosley delivers a foot to the gut, then hammers away on the back. He sets him up in the corner, then attempts an Irish whip. Felix reverses, but Bosley hops to the second rope, then fakes out Strutter. COLE Nice agility by the big man Bosley, and a nice fakeout! However, when Bosley jumps, he gets caught with a fist to the gut from Felix! COLE But Felix was waiting on him! Faqu starts to step through the ropes, and gets caught with a dropkick! However, this allows Bosley to clothesline Felix from behind! COLE But that momentary distraction allowed Bosley to gain an advantage! Faqu gets back on the apron, and Bosley tags him in. Faqu whips Felix across, then floors him with a body attack! COACH Faqu just running him over! Faqu then turns and tags in Sandman, who backs Felix into the corner, and delivers right hands, then drags him into a neutral corner and rams him into a buckle. He sets Felix up, then attempts an Irish whip. Felix reverses, then charges, but Sandman moves out of the way! Sandman grabs him by the head, and tags in Faqu, who comes in and delivers a headbutt, then drops to the mat for a headbutt, but Felix rolls out of the way, then tags Denzel! COLE Nobody home on that headbutt, and Denzel back in there now! Denzel springs in, catching Faqu with a dropkick on the way over, then runs to the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and floors Faqu with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout with AUTHORITY~! COACH But look at the power on that kickout! Denzel then comes back and grabs Faqu in a side headlock. COLE But Denzel not backing down! Faqu shoves Denzel across, where Bosley waits on the floor and grabs his foot. Denzel turns and kicks at Bosley, then turns back around in time for Faqu to trap one arm, and take him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH Yeah! COLE And a big suplex from Faqu! COACH And some nice teamwork there between him and Bosley! Faqu covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Faqu then tags in Bosley, and the two join up for an Irish whip, catching Denzel with a double chop! COLE And another nice double-team! Bosley stomps away on Denzel, then tags in Sandman, and the two pick up Denzel, and drop him throat-first across the ropes! Sandman then resumes the stomping, then backs him into the corner and executes BOOT SCRAPES~! COLE And Sandman with those boot laces right across the face of Denzel Spencer! Sandman then executes a snapmare, followed by a seated dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman chokes Denzel on the mat, as the referee lays a count in, releasing at four. He then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Denzel ducks a clothesline, and catches him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman gets to his feet, and drives an elbow in to the back of the head, then tags in Faqu. Faqu comes in, and drops a headbutt on Denzel, then another! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But Denzel keeps kicking out! Faqu tags in Bosley, who comes in and sets up a suplex, but Denzel rolls him up in a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Denzel almost stole this one! Bosley stomps away on Denzel, then goes over and takes a shot at Brock on the apron, drawing him inside! COACH And look at that smart move by Bosley! Brock drawn into the ring, and that allows a double team! Bosley holds back Denzel, as Faqu unloads with chops, then lifts Spencer, and executes the LONG ARMS OF THE LAW~! COACH Wow, that could be it right there, Cole! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But no, Denzel comes out again! Bosley this time goes after Felix, then Faqu comes in once again. Bosley holds Denzel...but this time, Denzel moves, and Bosley eats a thrust kick from Faqu! COACH Oh no! COLE Faqu kicking his partner! Denzel pulls himself to his corner, but instead of trying to stop him, Bosley makes his way over to Faqu as the two argue! COACH Oh, come on guys! COLE And it looks like it's all falling apart! Denzel makes the tag to Brock! COLE And here comes Brock Ausstin! Bosley and Faqu continue to argue, then turn their attention to Brock, as Bosley shoves Faqu into him! Brock fires off right hands, but Faqu hits a thrust to the throat! Faqu then sets up an Irish whip, but Brock blocks, then pulls him in for an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE BIG suplex on the 300-pounder! However, Sandman comes off the top, and hits Brock from behind with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! COLE But Sandman with a dropkick from behind! Sandman hammers away on Brock, who fights back to his feet, and a slugfest ensues, until Bosley charges in with a clothesline...which accidentally nails Sandman! COLE And again, miscommunication between partners! Brock goes for a clothesline, but Bosley ducks, and executes SERVING HARD TIME~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel and Felix hammer Faqu on the outside, as Sandman rolls back inside with a kendo stick. Bosley hooks Brock in a front facelock, and signals for the end...but Sandman clobbers him with the kendo stick! COACH Oh no! COLE And that was no accident right here! Sandman departs the ring, as Brock gets to his feet, scooping Bosley up...and executing the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And the F-Stunner-5! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE He got him! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of DENZEL SPENCER, "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER, and BRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Sandman departs down the aisle, not looking back, as Brock celebrates in the ring, while Denzel and Felix roll in and raise his arms. Faqu stands on the outside and screams at the winning team, while Bosley comes to and storms back stage, yelling Sandman's name. COACH Boy, is Bosley steamed! COLE You can bet Bosley will remember that shot this Sunday in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell! But tonight, the win goes to Brock Ausstin and his teammates, Denzel Spencer and Felix Strutter! Let's go to...

I didn't take sit-down places into account when I said that up there. In that case, we have IHOP, Cracker Barrel, and Perkins who all serve breakfast for the duration of their business hours.

Looks like Steviekick is the only person not yet signed up for the league.

The lights move back and forth between Heat and Faqu's cell, and stops on...FAQU! COLE And the Samoan Wrecking Ball, Faqu, will enter, that means Colombian Heat will enter the Chamber last! COACH Well, that's lucky for him, but in his condition, I don't know how much good it'll do, if any! Faqu's cell lowers, and he rolls into the ring, going right after Strutter, who has just pulled himself in after going through the tables. He sizes up Strutter, and floors him with a THRUST KICK~! COLE And a big kick from the FRESH Samoan Wrecking Ball! Faqu then backs into the ropes, and jumps into the air for a BIG SPLASH~! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And "After Hours" Felix Strutter is eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ 1st elimination: "After Hours" Felix Strutter eliminated by: Faqu (pinfall) remaining: Sandman9000, Detective Tango Bosley, Brock Ausstin, Faqu, Colombian Heat (still to enter) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Faqu then starts delivering chops to Sandman. COACH Well, Felix was the last man eliminated last year, and the first eliminated this year! COLE It was Bosley that did the damage, then Faqu came in and cleaned up the scraps! Faqu then traps one arm of Sandman, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY onto the cactus! COLE And Sandman once again sent into the cactus, by a big belly-to-belly suplex! Faqu pounds on his chest, as a bloodied Brock stands behind him, fist clenched, as the fans cheer. COLE Look at this! Faqu turns around, and is met with a right hand! And another! Faqu fights back, and it turns into a slugfest! Faqu, the fresher man, prevails, then delivers a big headbutt, then scoops Brock up, and executes a Samoan drop! COACH What about that, Cole? COLE There may be no stopping Faqu in this match! You may be looking at the new OAOAST Heartland champion right there! Faqu is proud of himself in the ring, as Bosley pulls himself onto the apron, wearing the chest protector. Faqu snapmares him in over the top rope, then traps him in the corner, delivering headbutts. He attempts an Irish whip across, but Bosley blocks, then pulls him back into the corner, and splashes him with the chest protector! COLE But Bosley, with that chest protector, able to do a little damage! Bosley comes at Faqu with martial arts strikes, then knocks him to the mat with a BIG roundhouse kick! COLE And finally Bosley able to take the Samoan Wrecking Ball down! However, Sandman sneaks up behind Bosley with a low blow! Bosley staggers around, right into Brock, who pulls the chest protector off and scoops him up on his shoulders... COLE Could be time for the F-Stunner-5~! ...positions him next to the cactus... COACH Oh no, not that! ...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Right down onto the cactus goes Bosley! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And out goes Bosley! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Detective Tango Bosley eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) remaining: Sandman9000, Brock Ausstin, Faqu, Colombian Heat (still to enter) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So we're down to three in the ring, and one still to come! Brock then waits on Sandman to get up, and scoops him onto his shoulders delivering another F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And Brock hit it again! This may be it for Sandman! 1... 2... NO!!! Sandman gets the shoulder up! COLE But no, Sandman able to kick out, I can't believe it! COACH I'm telling you Cole, this guy's great! Brock questions the referee's count, then turns around right into a thrust kick from Faqu, which sends him tumbling through the ropes and to the floor! Faqu follows, and sets up DEATH BY SAMOAN~!!!!!11111 COLE Oh no, not this move on the floor, come on! However, Brock is able to get his arms free, then trips up Faqu, and slingshots him into the Chamber wall! COLE And now Faqu tasting the barbed wire for the first time! Brock immediately follows Faqu in and rakes his face across the barbed wire, then picks up the barbed wire chair, and SLAMS it over his head! COLE And what a VILE chairshot from Brock Ausstin! Brock raises the chair to the crowd, which cheers in response. COLE And you see the result, Faqu joins the other participants having been busted open! Brock picks up Faqu, and tosses him back inside, then hooks him, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY onto the BARBED WIRE BOARD~! COLE And now Faqu's back getting it! Brock lets out a big yell, then turns around right into a lighttube shot from Sandman! COLE And here come the lighttubes! Sandman holds up a lighttube, then tosses it to Faqu, who is on his knees, then executes a YAKUZA KICK~!, sending it right back into his face! COLE Faqu with the lighttube kicked right back into his face! Sandman drops down and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH Boy, I'll tell you, three REALLY tough guys in that ring right now! COLE And one more to come here in about a minute! As Brock works his way to his feet, Sandman grabs a ladder, and sets it on the top rope, then climbs up and grabs it, executing a LADDER-ASSISTED MOONSAULT onto Faqu! COLE Moonsault with the ladder! However, when he turns around, Brock slams a chair into the ladder, sending Sandman down to the mat! COLE Man, this just goes back and forth! Sandman rolls to the outside, and Brock slowly follows, hammering on his back. Faqu rolls out shortly after, and hammers on Brock, as Brock is double-teamed. Brock attempts to fight back, as the countdown begins. COLE Well, we're about to find out just how much Colombian Heat has for this match! His cell is about to lower! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

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The lights flash around the cells again, stopping on...BROCK AUSSTIN! COLE And here comes Brock! Brock's cell lowers, as Sandman looks on. Brock grabs the bag, then exits the cell and climbs into the ring, tossing the bag into Sandman's midsection as he approaches. Brock then hooks Sandman, and takes him over with an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And a BIG suplex from Brock Ausstin! Brock then picks up Bosley, and hits another OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Bosley winds up in a sitting position in the corner, and Brock goes through his bag. COACH OK, let's see what Brock's gonna do here... Brock takes out a ball, and drops it on the mat, then lines up the mallet, as the crowd groans, and sends a shot RIGHT INTO THE GROIN OF BOSLEY~! COLE/COACH :o The crowd continues to groan, as Brock picks up Bosley, and tosses him to the outside. Meanwhile, in the ring, Strutter sizes up Sandman, hits a kick to the gut...and drives him with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111 COLE The Thunder Bay Throttle! Sandman could be done right here! 1... 2... NO! Sandman gets the shoulder up! COACH No, it's not! COLE Sandman kicking out of Strutter's Thunder Bay Throttle! Strutter gets to his feet, and puts his hands on his hips for a second, then picks up Sandman, and sets him up onto the four tables that Bosley had set up earlier, then goes to the outside. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Brock scoops up Bosley, and looks to ram him into the ringpost, but Bosley slips down, and shoves Brock into it instead! COLE And on the other side of the ring, Brock sent right into the steel ringpost by Bosley! Bosley then pulls the barbed wire bat out of the ring, and delivers a shot right to the forehead of Brock! COLE And now Brock tasting the barbed wire! COACH Looks like 4-for-4 on the blood count! Bosley begins to rake the bat across Brock's face, as Strutter sets up the king-sized ladder in the ring. COLE Well, it definitely is now... COACH Look up in the ring, Cole! COLE Oh my God... Strutter climbs the big ladder, looking down on Sandman, still on the tables. However, as he gets towards the top, Bosley slides back in, and shoves the ladder over as Sandman rolls out of the way, sending Strutter all the way into the Chamber wall, then BACKWARDS THROUGH THE STACK OF TABLES~!!! COLE And Strutter through all four tables! COACH Like a bank shot, Cole! Off the ladder, off the Chamber wall, nothing but tables! [b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b] [b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b] [b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b] [b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b] COLE Look at the carnage! And we've still got two more to enter! Bosley lays around for a few seconds, then rolls back outside to go after Brock, who blocks an attempt to ram him into the Chamber wall, and begins to rake Bosley's face across! COLE And Bosley once again tasting that barbed wire! Brock then begins to slug away on Bosley, until Sandman scales the top rope, and lands on both men with a somersault! COLE Sandman still not finished out there! Sandman slowly gets to his feet, then goes around the side of the ring, and pulls out a BARBED WIRE BOARD~! COACH Ooooh, baby. COLE And these guys are not done topping themselves! Sandman slides the board into the ring, then positions it in mid-ring. He then goes outside and grabs Brock, tossing him inside. COLE And Sandman obviously with intentions to put Brock into that board! Sandman sizes up Brock, then delivers a kick to the gut, setting up the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And here it comes! Can he get the big man up? However, Brock blocks, and executes a backdrop... COLE But no! but Sandman manages to land on his feet! COACH Sandman to his feet, though! He then catches a charging Brock, and forces him down ONTO THE BOARD with an STO~! COLE And Sandman with an STO onto that barbed-wire board! Sandman keeps his arm on top... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But Brock Ausstin able to kick out! Sandman rolls to his back, as the count starts up. COACH Who's next? COLE Will it be the worse-for-wear Colombian Heat, or will it be the Samoan Wrecking Ball, Faqu? 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!

A white spotlight moves around frantically on the cells in the air, before stopping on that of Tango Bosley! COLE And it will be the Enterprise representative, Detective Tango Bosley! Bosley's cell lowers to the ground, and Bosley emerges, tossing his trashcan into the ring, then grabbing the thumbtack-studded motorcycle helmet and rolling inside! COACH And Bosley with that helmet, he was happy to stumble upon that! Bosley puts the helmet on, then drops a headbutt onto Sandman! COLE And look at that! A headbutt to Sandman with that helmet! Bosley gets to his feet, and drops another headbutt! COLE And another, and now Sandman has been cut open! Bosley removes the helmet, then picks up Sandman, and whips him into a corner, following him in with a corner clothesline, then executing a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And Bosley coming in here with a full head of steam, and looking good! Bosley then turns his attention to Strutter, whipping him into the ropes, and catching him, SERVING HARD TIME~! onto the cactus! COLE The cactus coming into play again! 1... 2... Shoulder up! Bosley picks up Sandman, and executes a scoop slam, then rolls to the outside. COLE And now Bosley looking underneath the ring for something! Bosley starts pulling tables out from underneath the ring. COLE Bosley's got some tables out! COACH How many does he have, Cole? Bosley sets up four tables, two on top of two, on the floor. COLE Bosley with four tables set up, who knows what this is about! Bosley rolls inside and grabs Sandman, setting him up for a powerbomb near the ropes. COACH Oh, he's going to powerbomb Sandman through the tables! However, Strutter comes off the top with a MISSILE DROPKICK, sending Bosley down, and Sandman rolls him up! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Felix, inadvertently, saving Sandman right there! Strutter hits a snap legdrop on Bosley, then drags him over in front of the ladder. He hooks Sandman and drops him with a DDT, then positions the top of his head right next to the top of Bosley's. COACH What is this? Felix begins to climb the ladder, stopping when he gets to the top, and pointing down at Sandman and Bosley, as the crowd buzzes. COACH Oh, he's gonna try for both of them! I gotta see this, Cole! Strutter grabs onto the top of the ladder, then catapults himself over, nailing BOTH Sandman and Bosley with legdrops from the ladder! COLE :o COACH Oh, I don't believe it! Felix turns to his stomach and shakes on the mat, as the crowd chants. HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! COLE But Felix stunned himself, and he can't cover! All three men lay on the mat for several seconds, before finally Strutter gets to his feet, followed by Sandman, and then Bosley. Strutter hammers on Sandman, while Sandman throws shots at Bosley, who in turn throws them at Strutter. COACH And now a three-way slugfest going on! Eventually, Sandman and Bosley both turn on Strutter, hammering him on the back, then joining up for a double suplex! Bosley covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! As Bosley continues to work over Strutter, Sandman goes back out to his tote. He pulls out a chest protector equipped with thumbtacks, and puts it on! COLE And another weapon made famous by this match, found by Sandman! Sandman also pulls out a barbed-wire bat, and a barbed-wire chair! COACH Wow, Sandman's not messing around now! Sandman slides the items inside, then rolls in himself, and brings the chair down across Bosley's back! COLE And Bosley feels the barbed wire across the back! Sandman the drops down and rakes the chair across the face of Bosley, cutting him open! COACH Three guys in, three guys bleeding! Sandman slugs away at Bosley on the mat, as the count comes up. COLE And a fourth about to enter! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

Well, the loser of the toss still had to wrestle another match before getting their title shot, which in Bret's case was Owen. Luger's first opponent had he lost would have been Crush, which made it obvious that he was winning the toss, since it was obvious that Bret was going to face Owen and Crush was going to face Randy Savage.

I wish we had a place with 24-hour breakfast nearby. McDonald's was rumored to be going that route for a while, but it never came to fruition. I think the closest Sonic is like a 40-minute drive. Fuck that.

Also, I'd like to get a quickie segment from those of you who have participants in the Chamber match of them preparing themselves. This can just be a short clip of them warming up (an example of this is at the end of the tag title match I just posted), or their friends/stablemates hyping them up, whatever.

*graphic* COLE World tag team titles on the line! Last chance for Team Heyross, they must leave Cleveland with the belts! [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and Team Heyross makes their way out to thunderous applause. COLE And here they come, let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST World tag team championship! Making their way to the ring, the challengers...at a total combined weight of 485 pounds...three-time former tag team champions of the WORRRRRRRRRRRLD...the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAMMMMMMMMM HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Team Heyross stops in the aisle, and raises their arms, as their red, white, and blue pyro goes off behind them. They then make their way to the ring, climbing inside and posing on the buckles. They hop down, as [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and the crowd boos, as the lights go out, and yellow strobes and smoke fill the entryway. Thunderkid and Reject make their way through the smoke, and walk to the ring. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 480 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance...the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST tag team champions of the WORRRRRRRLD...the team of THHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] Reject is attired in a Yankees cap, and a Dallas Cowboys jersey, as the crowd boos. COLE And Reject obviously not trying to make any friends here in Cleveland. Reject makes his way to the timekeepers' table, and grabs a mic. REJECT What? If LeBron James can do it, why can't I? *crowd boos* COACH Ouch. TK and Reject climb into the ring, remove their belts, and ambush Team Heyross! *DING DING DING* COLE And we're underway! Reject pulls his cap and jersey off, then hammers away on Moss and TK on Benjamin, and whip them across the ring. Moss and Benjamin both duck clotheslines, and hit ones of their own! Team Heyross then hits stereo dropkicks, sending TK and Reject out to the floor on opposite sides! COLE Team Heyross ambushed from the outset, but a nice recovery, and now the champs are reeling! TK and Reject regroup on the floor, and then TK rolls inside, and Benjamin stays in for his team. They circle the ring, then tie up. Benjamin goes to an arm-wringer, which TK quickly reverses. COACH And I think Quentin Benjamin needs to get TK off his feet here! Benjamin rolls forward on the mat, then does a front handspring, and reverses the arm-wringer. COLE Great agility by Quentin Benjamin, and a nice reversal of the arm-wringer! Benjamin goes to a wristlock, then to a hammerlock, but TK is able to reverse. Benjamin reaches back around the head of TK, then flips over the back of TK and executes a reverse sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! TK charges after Benjamin, who drops down, then leapfrogs TK and catches him with an armdrag! Benjamin quickly applies a top wristlock, and drives knees into the arm. COLE And Benjamin able to do just what you said, Coach, he's keeping TK on the mat and sticking to his strengths, mat wrestlingand agility! COACH Yeah, but this one's a long way from over, Cole! TK gets to his feet, and Benjamin wrings the arm once again, then goes to a knuckle lock. COACH And he's making a mistake now! TK powers Benjamin down to the mat, and the referee counts... 1... 2... Benjamin gets a shoulder up, but is powered down again... 1... 2... Benjamin bridges up, then manages to power his way to his feet. COLE But look at Quentin show off some power here! Benjamin kicks one of his hands free, then runs to the ropes, jumps to the top, then springs off and catches TK in a HURRICANRANA~! COLE What a move by Quentin Benjamin! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin drags the dazed TK into his corner, then tags in Moss. COLE First tag of the match, and Charlie Moss in there for the challengers! Moss wrings the arm of TK, then hooks him in a front facelock, and lifts him for a vertical suplex, holding him in the air for a couple seconds, then falling back to the mat! COLE Nicely executed suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss whips TK into a corner, then charges, but TK moves out of the way! COACH Nobody home on that move, though! TK tags in Reject, who comes in and gets caught in a drop toe hold from Moss! COLE But he caught Reject, a nice recovery! Moss then drops an elbow to the back of the head, picks up Reject, and hooks him as the crowd eggs him on. COLE Double-arm suplex coming up! Moss delivers with a double-arm suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss tags in Benjamin, who climbs to the top rope, and hits a flying bodypress as Moss ducks down behind Reject! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Kickout, but Team Heyross is really in a groove now! Benjamin picks up Reject, and executes a backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin picks up Reject, but Reject delivers a shot to the gut, then rakes his eyes, then backs him into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COLE Reject coming back with some big chops! Reject then whips Benjamin across, but Benjamin springs over the top as Reject charges, then catches him coming back with a SUPERKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin grabs Reject in a side headlock, but Reject backs him into a corner. Reject shoves him off towards TK, who attempts to clothesline him from the apron, but Benjamin ducks, then catches TK and Reject with a double clothesline, knocking TK from the apron to the floor! COLE TK trying for the shot from the apron, but it backfired! Moss comes in after Reject, as the referee tries to separate them, while Benjamin goes for a PLANCHA~! on TK, who catches him in his arms! COACH Oh, he caught him! TK then rams Benjamin back-first into the ringpost! COLE And right into the steel ringpost goes Quentin Benjamin! TK then tosses Benjamin inside, and Reject covers... 1... 2... But Benjamin gets his foot on the bottom rope! COACH And saved by the ropes, just like PRL at AngleSlam! COLE Oh, don't start [i]that[/i] already. Reject chokes Benjamin on the mat, then tags in TK. TK whips Benjamin into the ropes, and catches him in a PRESS SLAM~! COACH Look at the power! The champs have it under control now! TK slams Benjamin to the mat, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK whips Benjamin into the corner, then goes over and taunts Moss, drawing him into the ring, as TK lifts up the legs of Benjamin while Reject chokes him on the ropes. COLE Mistake here by Moss, being drawn into the ring and allowing a double team to take place! TK tags Reject back in, and Reject backs Benjamin into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then pulls Benjamin out, and executes a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Benjamin and attempts a whip to the corner, but Benjamin reverses, and charges, but runs right into the foot of Reject! Reject then tags TK back in. TK sets up a vertical suplex, but Benjamin counters to a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Benjamin almost sneaking out with the belts right there! TK gets to his feet and drops an elbow to the back of the head of Benjamin, then tags Reject back in. Reject stomps away at Benjamin, then whips him into the ropes. Benjamin ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a spinning wheel kick! COACH Benjamin can't hold out here much longer, he's got to find some way to make a tag if they ever want to hold the belts again! Reject covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Benjamin, and whips him into a corner. He charges...but Benjamin gets a foot up! COLE This may be his chance right here! Benjamin follows up with a BULLDOG~! COLE And now is the time Quentin! Make the tag! As Benjamin scoots over to his corner, TK hops into the ring, but the referee intercepts him, as Benjamin MAKES THE TAG~! COLE And there's the tag! COACH No, no referee! Moss comes in and starts to grab Reject, but the referee forces him back to the corner as Moss pleads his case. COLE And the referee's back was turned, what a tough break for the challengers! TK picks up Benjamin, and executes a FALLAWAY SLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! TK tags Reject back in, and Reject sets up an Irish whip. Benjamin reverses, but gets sent to the mat with a shoulderblock! Reject runs to the ropes again as Benjamin turns to his stomach, then gets to his feet and catches Reject with a spinning wheel kick! COLE Look at this! 1... 2... But TK makes the save! Moss comes in to object, which allows TK and Reject to floor Benjamin with a double clothesline! COLE And another critical error by Moss, very uncharacteristic of Team Heyross! Reject covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject tags TK in, and TK grabs Benjamin in a hangman's hold. COACH Beginning of the end, Cole! Reject measures Benjamin, and lays a roundhouse kick to the midsection! Reject steps out, as TK covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But Quentin Benjamin isn't done yet! TK tags Reject back in, and the two set up an Irish whip into the corner. TK follows Benjamin in...but Benjamin catches him in a bulldog, and dropkicks Reject on the way down! COLE And Benjamin taking out both champs, and now he MUST tag! Benjamin rolls over to the ropes, and uses them to pull into his corner, and TAG MOSS! COLE And there's the tag! The referee saw that one! Moss hops in, and floors Reject with a clothesline, then does the same to TK! COLE Moss is a HOUSE AFIRE~! Moss scoops slams Reject, then TK! Moss whips Reject into the ropes, and executes a POWERSLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! TK saves! Benjamin crawls in and drills TK from behind, as Moss hammers Reject in a corner. TK hammers Benjamin in a corner, but Benjamin reverses an Irish whip out as Moss sends Reject in, and the champs collide! COLE The champs are losing it here! A Team Heyross double superkick sends TK reeling to the floor, then Team Heyross sizes up Reject, and hits the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! COLE The Double Goozle! COACH C'mon Reject, kick out! 1... 2... NO!!! Reject gets the shoulder up! Moss then walks over to the ropes, as Benjamin runs at him, and backdrops Benjamin over the top onto TK! COLE What a move that was! Benjamin then climbs to the top rope, as Moss positions himself underneath...just as they see Alfdogg jogging to ringside, then turn towards the aisle, and Moss executes the Rocket Launcher by tossing Benjamin to the outside onto Alf! COACH What the hell? COLE That was Alfdogg heading to the ring, and Team Heyross saw him coming! Moss then hits the STO BACKBREAKER~! on Reject, and starts to set up the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!111, when Sandman9000 comes through the crowd and slides into the ring! COLE And now Sandman9000 out here! Sandman and Moss engage in a slugfest as the referee is reprimanding TK and Benjamin on the outside, until Moss ducks a clothesline and sends Sandman to the floor with a superkick, then turns around...right into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH YES~! COLE The Eulogy from Reject! Don't let it end this way! The referee turns around, and counts... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE DAMN IT~! COACH :headbang: Benjamin chases Reject out of the ring, then drops down to check on Moss. BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...and STILL OAOAST World tag team champions...the team of THHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] COLE A travesty here at Zero Hour, as Team Heyross now will not get another shot at the belts as long as they are in the possession of TK and Reject, and with Alf and Sandman watching their backs, who knows how long their reign will last? The Deadly Alliance celebrates in the aisle, as Benjamin sits on his knees in the ring, letting the facts sink in. COLE And you can see the disappointment setting in with Team Heyross now... Benjamin gets to his feet, and helps Moss up, as the fans begin to applaud Team Heyross. COLE But these fans here in Cleveland aren't disappointed with this team! COACH What do you expect, Cole, it's Cleveland! This city has been supporting losers for over four decades now, Team Heyross fits right in! COLE Will you stop it? Those two men in the ring are anything but losers, it's just a shame that this match couldn't have been contested without any outside interference! Team Heyross salutes the fans as they leave the ring. COLE Well, no matter what the result of this one, we're looking at two champions making their way to the back! The camera cuts backstage, to find "After Hours" Felix Strutter hanging from a bar doing upside down crunches. COLE And there is the former two-time Heartland champion, "After Hours" Felix Strutter, one of the six participants in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell later tonight! He was the last man eliminated last year, he's hoping this year he can be the last man standing!

Mike Dunleavy, G/F

If possible, I'd like the tag title match to open the show, or at least go as early as possible.