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Of course. Also, checking profiles, nick hasn't been online since August 29th. So, I'll be keeping an eye out for that spot, as well.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=87998

Adam: Dirk Nowitzki, Rashard Lewis, Joe Johnson, Andre Igoudala, Jameer Nelson, Brendan Haywood, Thaddeus Young, Luke Ridnour, Rodney Stuckey, Darko Milicic teke184: Carmelo Anthony, Rip Hamilton, Brandon Roy, Marcus Camby, Marvin Williams, Luol Deng, J.R. Smith, James Posey, Sean Williams, Tyrus Thomas Brooklyn Zoo: Steve Nash, Shawn Marion, Manu Ginobili, Michael Beasley, O.J. Mayo, Andris Biedrins, Russell Westbrook, Brook Lopez, Wilson Chandler, Danilo Gallinari SteakGrowsOnDmitri: Baron Davis, Rudy Gay, Carlos Boozer, Danny Granger, Andrew Bogut, Derrick Rose, Nick Collison, Shane Battier, Ronny Turiaf, Louis Williams 909: Kobe Bryant, Chris Kaman, Zach Randolph, Chauncey Billups, Al Harrington, Brad Miller, Marcus Williams, Ben Wallace, Kyle Korver, Cuttino Mobley HarleyQuinn: Tim Duncan, Emeka Okafor, Mo Williams, Corey Maggette, Ricky Davis, Chris Wilcox, Jamaal Tinsley, Ramon Sessions, Udonis Haslem, Larry Hughes Vitamin X: LaMarcus Aldridge, Tracy McGrady, David Lee, Josh Howard, Gilbert Arenas, Ronnie Brewer, Luis Scola, Martell Webster, Derek Fisher, Andres Nocioni Cuban_Linx: Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, Stephen Jackson, Jason Richardson, Lamar Odom, Troy Murphy, Jerryd Bayless, Al Thornton, Hakim Warrick, Erick Dampier Broward83: Amare Stoudemire, Tony Parker, Ron Artest, Andrei Kirilenko, Jermaine O'Neal, T.J. Ford, Jordan Farmar, Charlie Villanueva, Brandon Rush, Jason Kapono Alfdogg: Yao Ming, Elton Brand, Jose Calderon, Mike Dunleavy, Leandro Barbosa, John Salmons, Kenyon Martin, Earl Watson, Kendrick Perkins, Michael Finley MFer: Paul Pierce, Mehmet Okur, Mike Miller, Peja Stojakovic, Jason Terry, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Mike Conley, Paul Millsap, Boris Diaw, DeShawn Stevenson Will Scarlet: Chris Bosh, Pau Gasol, Joakim Noah, Jason Kidd, Ben Gordon, Tayshaun Prince, Kirk Hinrich, Grant Hill, Travis Outlaw, Eric Gordon Precious Roy: LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Andrew Bynum, Gerald Wallace, Raymond Felton, Kevin Love, Rafer Alston, Shaquille O'Neal, Mickael Pietrus, Nate Robinson MarvinisaLunatic: Josh Smith, Kevin Martin, Vince Carter, Jamal Crawford, Samuel Dalembert, Francisco Garcia, Drew Gooden, Chris Duhon, Robin Lopez, Steve Blake Krankor: Dwyane Wade, Deron Williams, Al Jefferson, Greg Oden, Richard Jefferson, Randy Foye, Monta Ellis, Jeff Green, Yi Jianlian, Josh Boone Cartman: Dwight Howard, David West, Hedo Turkoglu, Andre Miller, Rajon Rondo, Jamario Moon, Marc Gasol, Raja Bell, Rashad McCants, Andray Blatche TheOriginalOrangeGoblin: Allen Iverson, Michael Redd, Tyson Chandler, Al Horford, Devin Harris, Anthony Parker, Rudy Fernandez, Ryan Gomes, Jason Maxiell, Donte Greene Steviekick: Chris Paul, Antawn Jamison, Caron Butler, Rasheed Wallace, Mike Bibby, Nene, Beno Udrih, Quentin Richardson, Andrea Bargnani, Bobby Simmons

I think I saw a KFC/Taco Bell when I was in Florida a couple years ago on vacation. Here, we have a KFC/A&W. The cheese curds are really good.

Josh Matthews is standing backstage with Alfdogg and Sandman9000. JOSH Standing with me right now, the Heartland champion, Sandman9000, as well, as the man who will attempt to take the United States title right here tonight, the leader of the Deadly Alliance, Alfdogg! Now, last week, the Deadly Alliance committed one of the most heinous acts I've ever seen in wrestling, they way they hospitalized Colombian Heat! [quote]Alf then comes out from under the ring with a WEED WHACKER~! COLE Oh, God, this is going too far! Get somebody out here! Alf slides into the ring with the weed whacker, but is confronted by the referee, which prompts him to clothesline the referee in the chest with the weapon! COLE And now assaulting officials! Alf whispers something to TK, who exits the ring and heads to the back. VENTURA Now where's TK going? COLE Who knows. Reject turns PRL over onto his stomach, as Alf fires up the weed whacker. However, Heat crawls over slowly, and shields PRL from the attack. Alf looks down at Heat, as TK arrives with a big bucket. COLE TK out here with a bucket, and God only knows what's in that thing! Alf then looks up at Sandman, and passes the weed whacker over to him. Without much hesitation, Sandman starts it up, and USES IT ON THE BACK OF COLOMBIAN HEAT! VENTURA :o COLE Sandman9000 using that weed whacker on the back of Colombian Heat! I can't believe this! Get help out there, NOW! Heat screams in pain, as Sandman finally lifts it up, and the camera zooms in on the lacerations on his back. VENTURA This is gruesome, Michael Cole. Look at that back! COLE This is heinous on the part of Sandman9000 and the Deadly Alliance! TK pushes the bucket into the ring, then rolls inside and picks it up. Reject sticks his finger inside, and immediately pulls it back, shaking it like crazy. VENTURA Well, whatever that substance is must be very hot! Alf stomps PRL, as TK grabs a candle out of his pocket, and dunks it into the bucket. COLE Jesse, I...I think that's candle wax that's in that bucket! TK hands the bucket off to Sandman, then drips a small amount of the wax into one of the wounds on the back of Heat! COLE And putting it in the opened flesh of Colombian Heat! Officials finally arive, as Alf holds them off with the weed whacker, while Reject drops down and grabs Heat in a front facelock, as Sandman DUMPS THE CONTENTS OF THE BUCKET ONTO HEAT'S WOUNDED BACK! COLE/VENTURA :o :o :o :o :o Heat quivers on the mat, as Alf drops the weed whacker, and all four Deadly Alliance members stand around Heat, looking down on him and smiling. COLE Four sick, disgusting individuals in that ring right now.[/quote] JOSH Now, I've been told Colombian Heat's back is still in excruciating pain, but he insisted that he compete and defend his title here tonight! However, who knows what the extent of his injuries are, he's obviously far from 100%, Alf. ALF Oh, will you cut it out, you're starting to sound like the Phoenix Suns with all these excuses! *crowd boos* ALF Look, little man, I'll admit that it's quite admirable of Colombian Heat to come out here injured, and try to prove me wrong for all his "Badd Boy nation" out here. *crowd cheers* ALF And let me tell you something else, Bill Laimbeer was probably hunched over his toilet PUKING when he heard those two clowns announced as the "Badd Boyz". I got news for you two; raiding your grandmother's panty drawer does not make you a Bad Boy. And Heat, you say you "invented this "ish""? I suggest you brush up on your OAOAST history, kiddo. Nobody is better at being BAD than the Deadly Alliance. We've been proving it since the beginning, we proved it last week, and I'll prove it tonight, when I take your United States title, and finally show this loser city what a championship team looks like, in the Deadly Alliance. *crowd boos* ALF (looks to Sandman) But don't worry...I'll leave plenty for you at Zero Hour. Alf walks off the set. JOSH Well, there you have it, Micha... Alf pops back in. ALF And one more thing...I hope Theodore Moneymaker has been watching this unfold. If you really wanted that windbag Krista taken out, you didn't have to hold some rum-dum tournament with bounties thrown out there, brother! We showed you the necessary measures for that last week. Yeah, you're making some progress with the whole steam-in-the-face trick, but let's be honest, what good does that do besides clearing up his acne for him? You should have sprayed it on his back! If you want to get the hang of this heel stable thing, do us a favor, quit the silly money games, and take some notes from the master. Alf walks off, this time for real.

Because we needed another reason to mock Josh Howard. "The National Anthem's going on right now, and I don't celebrate that shit. I'm black."

OK, here we go. Nice little handicap match with Bo and the Blonds. Good effort by Bo, but he couldn't fight off the odds. The Vince Young reference was great. And a nice segment afterwards with Baron Windels. But Moneymaker's up to something. What could it be? I don't think I was ever around at the same time Ragdoll was, so I'll have to get used to the character, but it's always cool to get some old/new blood back in the ME scene. So, two thumbs up. And poor Bo gets it again, this time with steam in the face. Or maybe Wright just wanted to clear up the acne on his face for him. Good promos by Mr. Dick and the Badd Boyz to hype upcoming matches. MOTN: Bo vs Blonds LOTN: "Unfortunately your friend and mine, our Inspirational Leader, Abdullah Abir Nerdly, was unable to attend because he’s down in Nashville sharing his infinite wisdom with Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young. BWAHAHA!" - Theodore Moneymaker

I haven't had time to really read through the show yet. I'll try to have feedback before I turn in tonight.

How about this one. I saw this one on there several months back WWF @ Greensboro, NC - Coliseum - July 29, 1989 Barry Horowitz pinned Ken Shamrock

TOOG is from Canada, actually. He just likes the Colts.

OAOAST United States title Colombian Heat © vs Alfdogg Plus another major match announced for Zero Hour.

My stuff is in.

I'm also going to have a promo, btw.

Hey, I'm getting to work on the tag match right now. When I got home from work and saw no show, then read Patty's PM that he was sick, I figured it was getting pushed back again. But I'll have it in a while. Ed, you got that entrance ready for me?

OK. Let's say that the Sid/Arn incident never happened, and Sid does go on to take the belt from Vader at Starrcade. How far would they have gone with him? Would he basically have followed the same path as Flair and just held it for Hogan?

That's cool, I'm running a little behind schedule, as well.

Chicago at Carolina (3.5) Tennessee at Cincinnati (1.5) (3.5) Green Bay at Detroit Buffalo at Jacksonville (5.5) Oakland at Kansas City (3.5) (2.5) Indianapolis at Minnesota (8.5) N.Y. Giants at St. Louis New Orleans at Washington (0.5) San Francisco at Seattle (7.5) Atlanta at Tampa Bay (7.5) Miami at Arizona (6.5) (1.5) San Diego at Denver Baltimore at Houston (4.5) New England at N.Y. Jets (1.5) (6.5) Pittsburgh at Cleveland Philadelphia at Dallas (6.5) Colts - 20

The Can-Jam Connection ***Syndicated*** Name: "After Hours" Felix Strutter Height: 5-11 Weight: 218 Hometown: Thunder Bay, Ontario Alignment: (face/heel/tweener) Face Stable/Associates/Managers: Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont Trademark gestures/Catchphrases: none Entrance Entrance music: Tom Sawyer by Rush Entrance description: Nothing elaborate, just walks out, slaps hands with some fans. Entrance Attire: sleveless black leather vest w/fringe, rasta hat, sunglasses Ring Attire: white parachute pants with the Canadian flag on the side, w/red & white fringe around the flag (think Davey Boy Smith's long tights), white boots, wrist tape Wrestling Style: high-flier/Technical Moveset Finishing Move(s): Thunder Bay Throttle (Angel's Wings), Shooting Star Legdrop Secondary Finishers: none Trademark Moves/Spots: Springboard top-rope hurricanrana, STF, snap suplex, traditional or double-arm DDT, bridging German/Tiger suplex, bridging Northern lights suplex, high roundhouse kick Other moves: Felix is a superb high flier, and can more than hold his own on the mat, as well. His moveset is very reminiscent of Owen Hart's. Rare moves: none Other Titles/accomplishments OAOAST International World champion December 6, 2007 - January 27, 2008 OAOAST Heartland champion (x2) May 3, 2007 - June 24, 2007 August 26, 2007 - September 30, 2007 OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team champion (w/Alfdogg & Ken Pantera) October 5, 2006 - November 30, 2006 Background: coming soon --------------------------------------------- Name: Ken Pantera Nicknames: none Age: 35 Height: 6-3 Weight: 268 Hometown: Atlanta, GA Alignment: Heel Stable/Associates/Managers: Bouncer for Panic at the Disco Trademark gestures/Catchphrases: none Entrance Entrance music: TBD Entrance description: Nothing fancy, just walks to the ring. Entrance Attire: Black sweatshirt and skicap Ring Attire: Black sweatpants worn over black boots and a black singlet, black elbowpads, knee brace over his right knee underneath the pants Wrestling Style: Power. And lots of it. Moveset Finishing Move(s): Full Nelson, The Apollon's Wheel (Vertical Suplex into a Rock Bottom) Secondary Finishers: none Trademark Moves/Spots: Gorilla Press Slam, powerslam off of ropes, running powerslam, powerbomb, fallaway slam, double underhook stall suplex, trapped arm belly-to-belly Other moves: Like I said above, pretty much any power move, he can do it. Pantera was a world-class powerlifter in his younger days, and you'd be hard pressed to find a man stronger anywhere in the world. Rare moves: none Other Titles/accomplishments OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team champion (w/Alfdogg & "After Hours" Felix Strutter) October 5, 2006 - November 30, 2006 Background: coming soon ------------------------------------------ Name: Reggie Lamont Height: 6-5 Weight: 260 Hometown: Montego Bay, Jamaica Alignment: Face Stable/Associates/Managers: Denzel Spencer, Felix Strutter Trademark gestures/Catchphrases: none Entrance Entrance music: see Denzel Entrance description: see Denzel Entrance Attire: see Denzel Ring Attire: see Denzel Wrestling Style: Brawler/power-based Moveset Finishing Move(s): Jamaica (Michinoku) Driver Secondary Finishers: none Trademark Moves/Spots: Sitout front suplex, Dominator, Scissor kick, axe kick, bicycle kick, Tiger bomb, Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, high knee, Urinage, Giant Swing Other moves: Reggie is a street fighter. His assault is largely based on brawling tactics and power moves. Like Denzel, he will also use some Booker T-influenced kicks. He will venture to the top rope once every blue moon, as well. Rare moves: none Other Titles/accomplishments none Background: Coming soon ------------------------------------------------------ AS A TEAM: Team Finishing Move(s): Rarely do you see a triple-team finishing move, but the Can-Jam Connection actually has two that they may employ. 1) The Red Stripe: Reggie will scoop Denzel up in an electric chair position, as Felix climbs to the top rope. Denzel and Felix will then join hands, and Felix will perform a somersault legdrop as Denzel guides him down. Somewhat like the Quebecers' old finisher. 2) Mega-PowerPlex: Reggie performs a superplex in one corner, followed by Denzel and Felix simultaneously coming off the top in opposite corners with a splash and a legdrop, respectively. The Jamaican Bobsled (Denzel/Reggie): As Denzel stands on the top rope, Reggie lifts the opponent in a fireman's carry, then spins him around for a flapjack as Denzel comes across the back of his head with a legdrop. Blockbuster Bomb (Felix/Reggie): As Felix stands on the top rope, Reggie lifts the opponent for a powerbomb, and Felix executes a Blockbuster as Reggie brings him down. Team Signature Moves: Pappy-show (Reggie whips the opponent into a corner, then follows him in with an avalanche. Denzel follows up with a handspring elbow, then shoves the opponent into a bicycle kick from Reggie.) Reggie scoops the opponent onto his shoulder, and Denzel runs to the ropes and executes a scissor kick. Felix sets the opponent up for a Russian legsweep, then Denzel comes over and set up an STO, as they both drive the opponent into the mat.

In a typo, I once accidentally referred to Alex Rodriguez as "A-Roid." Luckily I caught myself before submitting the post.

0-3 in opening day games, and this is twice that the Colts have been the difference between the win and the loss. Oh, the irony.

Without a doubt, that was a dastardly heel act, second only to his interview after the fact. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WRopcQYSJQ Both the aforementioned promo, and Savage's follow-up.

The Liddell one was a legit LOL.

Flair wanted to drop the title to Barry Windham on his way out, and Windham would then drop it to Luger, is the story I've heard.

OAOAST World title Tha Puerto Rican © vs Alfdogg OAOAST Heartland title, Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell IV Sandman9000 © vs ? vs ? vs ? vs ? vs ?