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That same logic was used for Booker T heading into WM19, was it not?

I am done with TLC, just for the record. I was waiting as long as I could to post it, because there's a big surprise.

The first two can go anywhere (after what's already been posted), the last one needs to go immediately before the main event. (PRL doesn't write Coach into his matches, and this segment will explain why he's not out there.) Cut backstage, where Vinny Valentine and Biff Atlas sit in their locker room. VINNY Yo Biffster, it's about time to get Magic like a Johnson! You with us? Vinny sprinkles some stuff onto his index finger, and raises it up to Biff's face, which causes Biff to back away. BIFF I don't do that stuff, Vinny! Biff opens the door, just as Tony is taking a swig of vodka, and hits Tony, causing him to spill some on his shirt. TONY ASSHOLE! YOU MADE ME SPILL! BIFF Well, ex-cuuuuuuuuuse me, princess! TONY I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK! Biff walks out of the room, and Tony walks in, followed by the Burrough Boys and a gang of other wrestlers. Vinny and the BB's exchange pleasantries, and everyone begins to get in the festive mood, as we go back to Sofa Central. Cut backstage, where Reject talks with Alfdogg. REJECT Things are crazy around here! I've got announcers attacking me, Josie sticking mystery opponents in on us...what's going on here? I'm sick of getting disrespected like this. Alf takes his time to respond. ALF I know how you feel, R-Man. And I'm sick of it, too. REJECT I mean, why isn't the message getting across? No matter what we do. And then Bohemoth goes and tears some girl's dress up a little bit, and he's all over the news, people coming out of the woodwork to make excuses for him. ALF Well, to be fair, he did RAPE a girl. That's probably deserving of some coverage. *crowd boos* ALF But I get your point. REJECT I mean, it's like no one pays attention to the Deadly Alliance anymore. ALF Hey. Alf turns and looks at Reject. ALF Don't worry about it. Okay? I know the night's not going well for us...but people [i]will[/i] take notice of the Deadly Alliance again. And it starts TONIGHT. Alf looks at Reject, and gives a sly grin as he walks off, which Reject reciprocates. *back to Sofa Central* COLE What does he mean by that? COACH I don't know, but you can bet it'll be something to remember coming from Alf and the Deadly Alliance! COLE Well folks, our main event is up next, with Brickston challenging the World champion, Tha Puerto Rican, in a 60-minute Iron Man match! This should be a classic confrontation, Coach. Cole turns to Coach, but finds only his empty chair. COLE ...Coach? The camera then catches Coach sprinting halfway down the aisle, before cutting to the back, to a smoke-filled locker room, where Vinny Valentine, Tony Tourettes, Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Felix Strutter, the Burrough Boys, and the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew stand in a big circle, arms around one another, moving back and forth. GROUP AS DAYYYYYYYYYS GOOOOOOOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TONY WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE WITH HAPPINESS! GROUP AS DAYYYYYYYYYS GOOOOOOOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY At that point, Coach bursts in the door, and jumps in the middle of the circle. COACH THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU! ROOM FOR ME! FOR GENTLE HEARTS AN OPPORTUNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Everyone has a weird look at first, but welcome Coach into the circle, as he joins arms with Vinny and Sweet Lucius Soul. GROUP AS DAYYYYYYYYYS GOOOOOOOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TONY IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE OF THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! The group finishes off the piano and violin portions of the song by saying "da da da" to the tune of the song, as Tony jumps in the middle of the circle and pumps his fists in the air. The group then converges and starts to cheer, as Coach gets a joint from Vinny. COACH Hold on, how about this one? Coach urges the circle back together. COACH WHEN THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRLD NEVER SEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS GROUP TO BE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING UP TO YOUR DREAMS, SUDDENLY YOU'RE FINDING OUT, THE FACTS OF LIFE ARE ALL ABOUT YOU! YOUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUU As the groups continues to sing, the camera cuts back out to Michael Cole.

As was said, a nice, hard sell here. Bohemoth accused of rape? This is the start of a very compelling angle. Mr. Dick gets some revenge for Baron's attack. We'll see who has the last laugh at AngleSlam. Nice segment with Love Generation, but I'm more interested to find out what Jade's wearing. Jade is indeed becoming one with the Duncan name. Nice little match, with Jade getting the win heading in to AngleSlam. Loved Mr. Dick's song. Great Enterprise segment. Nice ending to the AngleSlam Shill Center, with Tony being revealed as guest referee, and cousin Moneymaker attempting a bribe. Can't wait to see how that turns out. The drama builds for the Money in the Bank final, with Krista being layed out. Maybe she'll get her payback on Sunday. MOTN: There was only one, so Jade vs Holly LOTN: HOLLY Wha... of course you know me you idiot! I'm married to Logan. ALIX Mario Logan? That one made me LOL pretty good.

Not a Mitch Hedberg reference, but I found this on YouTube the other night.

I'm adding in some Deadly Alliance segments to what's already been posted in the GCF.

FUCK the kids lady, I'm sure that you believe you're the greatest mother in the world, that you believe you can use the term "homemaker" on a job application, and that you wish you could police everybody's behavior and children, if you're such a superteachermom, then you should be able to take care of EVERYONE'S children right? Then shut the hell up, quit actively searching for naughty things on youtube, get back to feeding your kids a bowl of cereal, and enjoy your Michael Bolton.

So, is that a yes or a no?

The injury woes continue for the Colts...Jeff Saturday is going to miss at least six weeks due to a damaged MCL, according to ESPN.

Can you still see it?

Monta Ellis will be out at least three months after ankle surgery.

Just so we're all clear, I only need your three favorite lists. The people I have received ballots from have had their lists bolded on the front page.

"SHIT!" With that, we cut backstage, where Tony Tourettes is playing an oddly-stationed crane game, as Vinny Valentine and Biff Atlas stand by. The crowd cheers upon seeing Tony, but switch to boos as PATD becomes visible. TONY Gimme another goddamn quarter! VINNY Man, aren't you done yet? Tony sticks his hand out farther, and Vinny pops another quarter out of his coin dispenser. TONY (sticks the quarter in) I'm gonna get you, motherfucker... Tony grabs the joystick, and moves it around, catching a rubber snake, which slides out as he moves it towards the hole. TONY GOD DAMN IT, SHIT! Vinny rolls his eyes, as he knows what's coming, and dispenses another quarter as Tony turns back to him. Just then, the sounds of a man singing R&B music from his headphones can be heard, and the man wearing the headphones is Quincy, arriving on the scene with all the rest of the Burrough Boys. Luther and Waldo are embroiled in some discussion, then break it off when they spot Vinny. LUTHER See, look at 'dis muthafucka, man! WALDO Yo baby, how da hell dus you an' Captain Planet over 'dere get in dis battle royal dis Sunday, while we still stuck sittin' and watchin' at the hotel? LUTHER Yeah, what's reallyhood? VINNY I'll tell you what's reallyhood, my man. See, the OAOAST has to look out for the female audience. MARIANO Aw, get da fuk outta here! VINNY That's right! And the way to attract that fan to the battle royal? V-squared, baby! LUTHER Foo, ain't no bitches comin ta see yo ass! VINNY That's where you're mistaken, my man! Ladies love me, girls adore me! I mean, even the ones who never saw me like the way that I rhyme at a show! The reason why? *turns to Biff* BIFF ...man, I don't know. VINNY Exactly, there you go! High five! BIFF (turns away in disgust) [i]No![/i] I don't know where your hand's been! MARIANO What about dis cat, yo? What you gon' do in a battle royal? You won't even let yo' man slap hands, dog! WALDO Yeah man, he ack like he got some Mike Myers hands! Like he gon' eat yo dream or some shit! LUTHER Dumb ass mutha fucka, that ain't no Mike Myers! Luther slaps Waldo on the side of the head. BIFF Spend a day with Vinny, and you'll get it. Trust me. MARIANO Aw man, I believe you dog, I bet this cat fucks any bitch dat moves! I wouldn't touch dat, either. WALDO So, which one was Mike Myers, 'den? LUTHER Bitch, I TOLD yo ass, dat's dat white boy off fuckin' Austin Powers! Don't make me slap yo wack ass again! TONY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK! Tony turns around, as the rest of the group looks on in astonishment. TONY I am SO SICK, of these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES, in this MOTHERFUCKING CRANE! *awkward silence* TONY Any of you guys got a quarter? The Burrough Boys look at each other, and smile. MARIANO I got a dime! Mariano then pulls a dimebag out of his pocket, followed by the rest of his friends. LUTHER This is worth a lot more than a quarter! TONY Well, LET'S LIGHT THAT SHIT UP! BURROUGH BOYS AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH! VINNY Oh please, that ain't worth shit, what the fuck do you guys know? The BB's give Vinny a strange look, as he opens his suitcase. VINNY ...at least not next to THIS. Vinny pulls out a bag of cocaine the size of a basketball, then smiles as the group's eyes widen. VINNY NOW let's go. TONY/BB's YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~! Everyone heads off, except for Biff, who then turns to the crane game, and pulls a wet wipe out of his pocket, then successfully grabs the snake out of the the machine. As soon as he grabs it out, however, Tony comes rushing back into the picture and snatches it from him, then heads back towards the others as Biff looks on, with a worried look on his face. *back to Sofa Central* COACH ...we are SO getting kicked off the air.

Here's the second part of this, which KC will be finishing. This should come immediately after the previous segment, with a commercial in between. COLE Well folks, we're back, and if you're just joining us, Maggie Nerdly was helped out of the ring after a brutal assault by Reject... *replay shows as Cole continues to speak* COLE The supposed riot guards that were there to protect Maggie turned out to be the remaining members of the Deadly Alliance, who thwarted the attempts of Maggie brothers MEL and MARV as well as D*LUX to make a save as Reject continued his assault, until finally the World champion, Tha Puerto Rican, was able to help clear the ring! Cut backstage, where numerous superstars, such as Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Denzel Spencer, and others, along with OAOAST officials are teaming up to move the forklift. COLE The In-Crowd was, and is still trapped in their dressing room by that forklift, as we see superstars now arriving to help move that forklift out from in front of the door, and it looks like it's going to go now! The crowd finally pulls the forklift from in front of the door, and Jamie O'Hara opens it. As soon as he does the four In Crowd members drag themselves out, looking mightly frustrated, especially Leon who brushes past everyone else to head off, presumably after Maggie. D*LUX get to him first though having come from the ring to help out. LEON What happened, where's Maggie? TYLER They're checking on her in the trainer's room. SHAYNE Yeah, MARV and MEL are with her. Hearing that, Leon doesn't seem quite so eager to go to her aide all of a sudden. ZACK Anyone got any idea who did this!? The assembled crowd of wrestlers all mumble and shake their heads. BO What do you mean 'who did this'? Take a wild guess. ZACK Well much as I'd love to take this up with Alf and co. right this second, we don't kno... BO Alf!? Forget Alf, I was talking about Moneymaker. ZACK What does Moneymaker have to do with it? BO Same thing he has to do with everything. ZACK Well if we're going on previous, it's just as likely to be Maddix and his crew. Listen, you guys keep your eyes open okay, I think it's pretty clear there's a whole lot of people out there that can't be trusted. I'm gonna try and find someone with access to the security cameras, get this thing cleared up before we... JUMBO Uh... Jumbo holds up the broken remnants of the hall's camera lying on the floor. SLY That might be a problem. ZACK Son of a... okay, forget it. We'll figure it out another way. LEON Look, it's pretty clear whoever it was, they were trying to keep me in there, not anyone else. So it's my problem. You guys were just, I dunno, 'accessories'. ZACK You're probably right. But we don't know that. Not for sure. Besides, if they're locking the In Crowd in their locker room, it's an In Crowd problem. Look, you just go check on Maggie okay? Leon sighs and jogs off, leaving Zack, Sly and Bo to shake their heads at the situation they've found themselves in. COACH Jeez, what a bunch of drama queens. Somebody parks in front of their door by mistake and they have to turn it into some sort of murder mystery or something! COLE Well I guess it goes to show just how volatile this situation is getting with all of these elitre groups in the OAOAST, all trying to claim dominance over the other... nobody can trust anybody anymore! COACH That's all well and good, but suggesting Mr. Moneymaker would have something to do with it? Or Landon Maddix? That's slander where I come from! COLE You mean Kansas? COACH Exactly!

Still haven't heard back from Zack, but for now here's the segment. COLE We're back here on HeldDOWN~!, and Maggie Nerdly is set to speak with Reject here in the middle of the ring! This should be most interesting! COACH Maggie brought some protection with her, too! We cut to the ring, where Maggie Nerdly is standing with three riot guards surrounding her. MAGGIE Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome one half of the OAOAST World tag team champions, REJECT! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyVek2OdBPM][i]Final Ride[/url][/i] by TRU hits, and Reject slowly makes his way through the curtains, holding a microphone. COLE And here comes Reject, this is his first interaction with Maggie since July 31, when he lost to Leon Rodez in the Money in the Bank quarterfinals! COACH And them ain't the bedroom eyes we saw from back then either, Cole! COLE Absolutely not, nothing but hatred in those eyes, directed at Maggie in the ring! Reject climbs into the ring, and stands close to the ropes. Maggie starts to speak, but Reject holds his hand up, cutting her off. REJECT You know, Mag, you amaze me. Even after the beating I gave your alleged "boyfriend" a few weeks ago...even after all the threats...even after putting your own sister in the hospital...now you brought your little swat team out here...it amazes me, the lengths you continue to go to get close to the R-Man. *crowd boos* MAGGIE Oh please, I am [i]so[/i] over you... REJECT Well, guess what? I'll [i]never[/i] be over you, Maggie. You'll never get rid of me. All the cops you bring with you, all the wrestlers you do favors for in exchange for trying to put me out...it doesn't matter. You'll never know it when I get to you. MAGGIE Well, this is off to a good start. Let me ask you about AngleSlam. You and Thunderkid defend your World tag team titles in a tables, ladders, and chairs match. *crowd cheers* REJECT Yeah, let's talk about something else. You know, there's a lot of bragging rights at stake this Sunday. You've got the Beverly Hills Blonds, representing the Enterprise. You've got D*LUX...those guys are tight with the In Crowd, hell, they're practically members through association with Leon. So I can't wait to take out some of this aggression on those four scrubs, and further establish the Deadly Alliance as the most powerful force in the wrestling universe. *crowd boos* REJECT But you know, Mag...I've got a hunch...I've got a feeling that that's not what you brought me out here to ask me. So, what exactly do you want? Maggie pauses for a few, then raises the mic. MAGGIE Did you happen to see what happened to Mackenzie DeCenzo last week? REJECT (shrugs) I didn't see it happen. I saw the aftermath. MAGGIE Would you happen to know [i]how[/i] this happened? REJECT How should I know? I saw it just like everyone else did, through a TV monitor. But having watched the show...I think it's obvious that the guy you're looking for, is a certain Metrosexual Monster representing the In Crowd. *crowd boos* REJECT Yeah, let it out, people! Typical Texans! Boo the greatest foursome in the history of wrestling, but you cheer for a sexual deviant like Bohemoth! *crowd cheers* COLE Oh yeah, look who's talking! COACH Shut up! MAGGIE I don't suppose said assault would be any connection to you hospitalizing my sister, or laying out Megan Skye last week, would it? REJECT No...I told you. If I had made this attack on Mackenzie DeCenzo...not only would I admit it to you right here...I would have made sure it was captured on camera in the first place. The crowd boos as Reject stares into the main camera. COLE That's sick, Coach. REJECT Kind of like this! Suddenly, Reject delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 to Maggie! COLE Wait a...NO! The riot guards, surprised, step over Maggie and panic, then face off with Reject. As this happens, the Christ Air Express rushes down to the ring! COLE And here come MEL and MARV to get their sister out of here... The CAE slides into the rin...only to be jumped by the riot guards! COLE And now the riot guards attacking MEL and MARV! What the fuck is going on here?! The riot guards then turn back to Reject, and remove their masks, revealing Thunderkid, Alfdogg, and Sandman9000! COACH :lol: COLE It's the Deadly Alliance! This is a damn setup! The camera then cuts backstage, to show the In-Crowd beating on their dressing room door, which has a forklift parked in front of it! COLE And there's nothing the In Crowd can do about this heinous assault! As Alf stomps away on MARV, TK holds back MEL for some rights from Sandman...while Reject hooks Maggie's legs, and applies the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111 COLE Oh, no! This is absurd! COACH Shut the fuck up, Cole! Maggie's had this coming for a long time, and Reject is about to unleash weeks of frustration onto her right here! Enjoy it! COLE ...enjoy it? What the fuck is wrong with you?!? Reject drops to the mat, and applies a body scissors in addition to the lock, as Maggie screams in pain and slaps the mat furiously. After several seconds of this, D*LUX comes rushing into the frey! COLE And here comes D*LUX, one of the opponents for TK and Reject this Sunday! Shayne jumps onto the back of TK, as Reject releases his hold on Maggie, but gets caught with right hands from Tyler! COLE Shayne and Tyler have come to even the odds! We cut backstage again, where a few officials have gathered around the forklift and are trying to move it from the door, with no luck. COACH Why don't one of those idiots just jump in it and drive it away from the door? COLE Well, my only guess is they either broke the key off in the lock, or put Super Glue in the lock, something to prevent anyone from starting it! An eight-man brawl ensues around the fallen Maggie in the ring, as Sandman drags MEL to the outside and tosses him into the steel steps! He then grabs a steel chair, and delivers a shot to the back of Shayne! COLE And now Sandman with a steel chair! Sandman then delivers a shot to the back of MARV, and one to the head of Tyler! Reject then grins as he makes his way back to Maggie, before re-applying the R-Lock! COLE And now Reject with the hold back on! Surely there's got to be someone who can stop this! After keeping the hold applied for several seconds longer, Reject releases, then yells at Sandman, before reaching his hand out for the chair. COLE Oh, no. I can only shudder to think what he's going to do with that. Reject grabs the chair, and sets it up around the head of Maggie. COLE Oh my GOD. Someone get out here, now! The remaining DA members hammer D*LUX and the CAE on the outside, as Reject climbs to the top rope. COACH Maggie's got no one left, Cole...this is the en... "THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP" [i]*DUN DUN*[/i] "...IS..." [i]*DUN*[/i] "...HERE!" COLE HEY! COACH :ph34r: The crowd ERUPTS as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anG9CbHsCIo][i]Know Your Role 2000[/url][/i] hits, and Reject gives a wide eyed look to the entryway as Tha Puerto Rican powerwalks through the curtains and towards the ring, trash-talking Reject on the way. PRL then runs the rest of the way to the ring, as Reject hops off the buckles, and goes for a clothesline, but PRL ducks, and starts delivering rights of his own! COLE The champ has come to save the day! PRL then backs up to mid-ring, does the "come on" motion to Reject until he's in position, and delivers SWEET CHIN MUSIC~!, sending Reject flying over the top to the floor! COLE BIG superkick, and Reject to the outside! TK slides in, and gets floored with a right hand, as D*LUX and the CAE have regained the advantage on the floor! Alf is sent into the steel steps, then D*LUX and the CAE slide inside, as TK slides out into the aisleway. The DA retreats up the aisle, as [i]Know Your Role 2000[/i] starts up again, and PRL stares down the aisle at the DA with his hands on his knees, and a member of D*LUX on each side, while MEL and MARV check on Maggie. The camera then focuses on Reject, midway up the aisle behind the others, with a big, evil smirk on his face. COACH It doesn't matter though, Cole! The U.S. basketball team got their redemption in China on Sunday, and tonight, Reject got his! COLE ...that's just a ludicrous comparison. I'm not even going to respond to that. COACH You just did! COLE Reject has struck again here tonight, this time finally getting to Maggie Nerdly, and who knows the damage that has been done here...folks, we've got to take a break right now, but we'll keep you up to date on this situation when we come back. D*LUX joins MEL and MARV in checking on Maggie, as we go to commercial.

Well, this was going to be it, but KC tells me that a LG promo and Jade match need to come first.

OK, fuck those two, just send me your lists.

Bobby Heenan and Lord Alfred Hayes are touring the Royal Albert Hall on some Coliseum tape (I think it's World Tour 92). Brain: C'mon Alfred, I'm going to go use the...I mean, check out, the throne. Alfred: The throne is not here Bobby, it's in the palace. Brain: No, it's here, I saw it! It's porcelain!

Oh, give me a fucking break.

Malibu, you swine, answer my PM!

PMs have been sent to KC and Ed. Fallout with the DA from Alf's MITB loss, and a segment with the Burrough Boys, PATD and Tony Tourettes. Hopefully I can work these guys in some more comedy segments, sort of along the lines of Patty's COD segments (probably not as good, but I'll give it a shot ) No match this week, probably. Still haven't started on TLC yet.

WM8, during the Michaels-Santana opener (I'm paraphrasing here) Gorilla: Big right hand, right in the kisser! Brain: Did Santana punch Sherri? Gorilla: He did not! Brain: You said he got hit in the kisser! Gorilla: Oh, please! Don't start!

can you believe this garbage?!?!ventura is making EXCUSES for savage,and persecuting sammartino for attacking savage!i swear to god,if i see that ventura,i`m going to cold-cock him

I'm going to PM KC about this later tonight (I'm about to go to work right now), but for now I'd like to have the opening segment reserved. EDIT: Actually, it doesn't really have to be the opening segment, just early in the show if there's something more important that needs to go first. But KC can still expect a PM later.

Short and sweet promo from Mr. Dick. Nice segment with Landon and Nate. One thing, though, Reject gave Megan the Eulogy on this show, not last week's. The Malaysia segment was great. Especially Coach's reaction. Now that I know the finals for the MITB (well, I've known since the Krista-Leon match, but just work with me here), I'm very interested. I thought of a killer payoff for this whole thing a couple weeks ago, and with this final there's still a chance that it plays out. Is that really true about raising your voice and throat cancer? Anyway, loved the PATD/Diablos segment. I know I sound like a broken record here, but great segment with the ladies. Except, I had problems with the video. It said to skip to 1:58, but it got to 1:56 and then cut out. Nice Enterprise interview/Bo rebuttal. I wonder what Bo was talking about. Nice win for Jamie O'Hara, giving him momentum going into the battle royal. Looks like Mackenzie got fucked up. That's what she gets for accusing Bo of being on the 'roids. MOTN: O'Hara vs Rico LOTN: "And sure enough, they boo. No big loss, most of the women in here could give moustache rides from the looks of things." - Coach