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They lost Scott Sullivan, Tom Gordon, and Bartolo Colon I stand corrected, then. Thank you. As for this poll, the obvious choices are Florida and KC. Toronto is solid, but in the same division with the Yanks and Sox I don't see them having much of a chance.

Since my link doesn't want to work: KVH: 16.4 pts, 7.3 reb, 1.8 ast, 1.11 stl, .38 blk, .445 FG%, .819 FT%, .373 3pt% Thomas: 14.1 pts, 4.9 reb, 2.1 ast, .95 stl, .36 blk, .443 FG%, .762 FT%, .362 3pt% I don't think this was a talent-based trade anyway, the Knicks are just trying to clear more money for Sheed next season.

What about the White Sox? If I recall, they led their division going into the last few weeks. I haven't been following the offseason, but I don't think they lost any key guys, either.

The conferences have already been realigned.

^ genius.

2/17: PG: Sam Cassell SG: Michael Redd SF: Peja Stojakovic PF: Zach Randolph C: Brad Miller Coach: Flip Saunders There were very few position changes, LeBron is now a SG and Chandler is a PF, but those were the only ones I saw. Also, some notable changes as Joe Johnson and Q-Rich both rose in price by about 3 or 4 points, Brad Miller went up to 20.2, and Garnett actually dropped about two points.

I'd hit it.

There would still be ties if you have the same amount of something in one category. For the record, I don't like the idea of keepers either. To me, it would be more interesting if everyone drafted a whole new team. If we insist on having them, I say only one per team, our franchise player so to speak. If we have to have more than one, then I say either every team or no teams should have to do it, because there's no point in one or two teams not keeping anyone, because all the other great players will be gone and you'll probably end up picking the same two guys again anyway. I still think we should count threes in some capacity as well, whether it's makes or percentage or even both.

Also, does anyone remember in 2000 when the MSP ran in to get Bradshaw, and in trying to slide head-first into the ring, Pete Gas busted his face on the bottom rope? Funniest Rumble moment EVER.

89: Warlord walks in and Hogan clotheslines him right out. 90: Michaels gets tossed in about ten seconds by Warrior. 91: Luke 92: Sid pushing Piper and Martel over at the same time 93: Savage tries to pin Yoko and gets shoved right off and over the top 94: The HBK/Fatu/Bret/Lex sequence 95: Luger eliminating Mabel with one hand, and of course Mo 96: HBK eliminating Vader/Yoko at the same time 97: Lawler, Mascaras 98: Foley and Funk beat the shit out of Tom Brandi and eliminate him in about 10 seconds 99: Gillberg 2000: Rikishi eliminates both of Too Cool after they dance, Taka 2001: none really stick out. 2002: three-way tie: Maven eliminates Undertaker Hurricane's elimination Austin stuns Booker and he goes right over the top 2003: don't really remember it, but for now I'll say the Maven/Undertaker sequence 2004: haven't seen it

That's Yoga FLAME, Hoff. Come on, don't you know your basic Street Fighter?

So what exactly are we doing next season? I didn't feel like reading all the new posts.

*powerbombs CWM on said porsche. Ratings quadruple in their decline with Alf's appearance*

81 points last night as Camby didn't play again and Randolph was almost non-existant with 8 VGMs. Even with Shareef coming in I figured he'd still be the go-to guy, but he only took 7 shots in 32 minutes. There is a "second season" thing on the front page...I don't know if it's optional or if we HAVE to do it, but I'll do it either way.

No.

French.

You bastard Joe Johnson. You couldn't get more than 6 VGMs against the fucking WARRIORS?? Good lord, the Suns are horrible. Thank God for Miller and Cassell as I still manage 101 VGMs and stumble into third place. 2/13: PG: Anthony Carter SG: Wally Szczerbiak SF: Grant Hill PF: Chris Webber C: Olden Polynice Coach: John Carroll And I still have 40.5 points left over~!

I take it back, get rid of him. I just remembered he allowed a guy who said Shaq was the greatest player in NBA history to make the showdown. He clearly doesn't know what he's doing. EDIT: spelling

Keeping players sounds tempting, but I think I'll start with a clean slate next year. My best two players (Randolph and Artest) I think can slide into the second or possibly even the third round.

Here's mine: MVP: Tim Duncan Rookie: Carmelo Anthony 6th man: Antawn Jamison Defensive: Andrei Kirilenko Most Improved: Brian Cardinal Coach: Terry Porter All-NBA: F: Kevin Garnett F: Tim Duncan C: Brad Miller G: Jason Kidd G: Paul Pierce F: Jermaine O'Neal F: Peja Stojakovic C: Ben Wallace G: Sam Cassell G: Michael Redd F: Zach Randolph F: Ron Artest C: Shaquille O'Neal G: Stephon Marbury G: Andre Miller All-Rookie: LeBron James Carmelo Anthony Dwayne Wade Chris Bosh TJ Ford Kirk Hinrich Luke Ridnour Leandro (sp?) Barbosa Josh Howard Kyle Korver All-Defense F: Andrei Kirilenko F: Ron Artest C: Ben Wallace G: Baron Davis G: Eric Snow F: Kevin Garnett F: Tim Duncan C: Marcus Camby G: Allen Iverson G: Doug Christie Feel free to add anything I missed. Your turn.

Wow, you must not follow the Nuggets at all then.

I would agree with this. Then again, like Vern said, I'll give Stat Fag a little while to host the show before I really compare him to Max. Kellerman didn't seem to know what the fuck he was talking about unless it was boxing. By that assumption, *I* could host ATH as (at least I like to think) I know a lot about basketball, and JUST enough about the other major sports to get away with hosting that show. On the other hand, Stat Fag doesn't really know about ANY sport and seems to just be trying to emulate Kellerman so far.

I can't believe they called a flagrant on him for the foul on Francis (which wasn't really a flagrant) but NOT when he smacked Yao in the head. Jim Gray is (not has) an enormous tool. Thanks there Jimmy, I really needed to know if Francis relieved himself during a timeout. Fag. For the record, I happen to be a fan of Steven A. Smith's. In fact, I don't think I've watched a whole Best Damn since he left the show. To me he's a refreshing change over from all the other drones on ESPN. I'm pretty much indifferent towards Legler, but I CAN'T STAND Greg Anthony. I don't even want to get started on him.

133 yesterday 2/12: PG: Andre Miller SG: Ray Allen SF: Carmelo Anthony PF: Zach Randolph C: Marcus Camby Coach: Nate McMillan