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J.R. Smith re-signs with Denver for 3 yrs/$16.5 million. New Orleans signs Devin Brown.

So, when's this going up?

OAOAST INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP Austin "Ragdoll" Baker -- November 30, 2008 - (This was a triple threat match also including Colin Maguire Jr.) Jereme Grey -- July 31, 2008 - November 30, 2008 (Grey was formerly the SJPW Cruiserweight champion, but when OAOAST President Josie Baker's deal with that promotion fell through, she reactivated the title and proclaimed Grey the champion.) Alfdogg -- May 18, 2002 - June 16, 2002 (defeated EvenflowDDT in a Intercontinental/HardKore unification match to become the first-ever OAOAST United States Champion) CWM (x2) -- May 3, 2002 - May 18, 2002 (won title in a 2-fall match where both the HardKore & Intercontinental titles were on the line) TheSoleSurvivor -- April 2002 - May 3, 2002 CWM -- April 2002 (defeated The Sole Survivor in a 2-out-of-3 falls match to become the first-ever champion)

COLE And we're gonna kick things off with the Riverwalk Invitational battle royal, so let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...our opening match of the night here at AngleSlam from San Antonio, will be the Riverwalk Invitational 20-man battle royal![/i] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpVJx2WF-Kc&feature=related][i]Rock Your Baby[/url][/i] by George McCrae plays, as the lights go out and a massive disco ball lowers from the ceiling. The entryway then turns dark purple and fills with light smoke, as Vinny Valentine dances through the curtains, followed by Biff Atlas and Tony Tourettes. BUFFER [i]Introducing the participants...coming to the ring at this time...PANIC AT THE DISSSSSSSSSSCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Including "THE DISCO DUCK" VINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VVVVVVVVVVALENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNE!!!!! BIFFFFFFFFFFF ATLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRETTESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE And I'm being told now that Tony is actually a participant in this battle royal, so that takes care of one of the two unannounced names in this! Vinny slides into the ring and begins to dance as the lights come back on. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPmBKi_rB8][i]Sweet Home Chicago[/url][/i] hits, and Jumbo struts through the curtains, followed by Deuce Deuce Bigelow. COACH Whoa, wait a minute, did you just say that Tony Tourettes is [i]in[/i] this battle royal? COLE That's what I was told from the back! COACH That guy's not a wrestler! What's he gonna do out there? BUFFER [i]Introducing...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! following Jumbo...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![/i] COLE Deuce with an impressive showing against Sandman9000 in a Heartland title match a couple weeks ago, and you have to figure him to have a good chance, as well as Jumbo due to their size! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1pG5OG2eM][i]Easy Lover[/url][/i] hits, and Rico de Janiero walks out, along with Sweet Lucius Soul. BUFFER [i]RICO DE JANIERO and SWEET LUCIUS SOUL...THE MARDI GRAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEWRECKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![/i] COLE Tough tag team in the MGHC, making their way out for the battle royal! The MGHC's exchange high tens with Vinny when they get to the ring. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7DFsBcVMDA][i]Tom Sawyer[/u][/i] by Rush hits, and "After Hours" Felix Strutter makes his way through the curtains...followed by Denzel Spencer and Reggie Lamont! COACH What is this? The three slap hands with the fans as they come down the aisle. BUFFER [i]Coming down the aisle...The CANNNNNNNNNNNN-JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CONNECTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Featuring "AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! DENNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAMONT!!!!![/i] COLE Well, apparently these guys sat down and talked things out after that big six-man tag on Syndicated, and now look to have formed a six-man unit of their own! And what talent in that trio! COACH Well, the Can-Jam Connection is what Buffer called them! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utWqCyq-RK0][i]Like the Angel[/url][/i] hits, and the crowd gets to its feet for MEL and MARV. COLE And now a very talented duo, former World tag team champions on their way out! BUFFER [i]MEL and MARV...THE CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSST AIRRRRRRRRRR EXXXXXXXXPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] MEL and MARV roll in and pose on the buckles, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAZfuitWK2s][i]No Chance in Hell[/url][/i] plays, and Spanish Fly makes his way through the curtains, followed by Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua. COLE And here comes another couple of big ones in this group! BUFFER [i]Members of the former Lightning Crew...first...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPANISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! CUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORICUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] The three men climb into the ring, and Wall begins shadow boxing as [i][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLTKGTXR6vI]Fix Up, Look Sharp[/url][/i] hits, and the crowd pops bigtime for Jamie O'Hara. COLE And here comes the winner of the Land of Opportunity battle royal just last month! BUFFER [i]"THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY" JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] O'Hara jumps into the ring and starts jawing with Spanish Fly, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbwv8McUmSI][i]The Church of Hot Addiction[/url][/i] hits, and James Blonde and Faqu make their way to the ring. COLE Members of Cucaracha International making their way to the battle royal! BUFFER [i]Representing Cucaracha International...they are two-thirds of the OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions...introducing first, NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LL BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! His partner, "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FAQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i] COACH I think I gotta go with Faqu as the favorite here, Cole! There's a lot of big guys in there, but none of them as tough as this guy! COLE Faqu is definitely a guy you have to look at, but don't count out this man, making his return to the ring! "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q0907D3ATE][i]Punishment[/url][/i] by BIOHAZARD starts up, and the crowd goes crazy as Brock Ausstin walks out and stops at the top of the ramp, and starts doing his "Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!" BUFFER [i]Making his return to the ring after a four-month absence..."THE CURRENT BIG THING" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock stalks to the ring, then hops onto the apron, and jerks back on the ropes, causing pyro to explode from all four corners. He then climbs into the ring and does his "Happy Happy Hoss Dance~!" COLE And all that's left is our one remaining surprise entrant. COACH It's not a surprise, Cole, it's the same goof who's a "surprise" in every battle royal we do! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUqTu45Gl3U&feature=related][i]Black Sweat[/url][/i] hits, and DESTRUCTICITY in the form of MISTER Warrior comes storming down the aisle. Buffer starts to make the announcement, but MISTER Warrior chases him out of the ring. *DING DING DING* MISTER Warrior runs to the ropes, and floors both members of the MCHG with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! He then levels Spanish Fly with a roundhouse right! Big chop for Cuban Wall! He then delivers chops to Faqu, which have little effect. Faqu grabs MISTER Warrior by the hair, and delivers a BIG headbutt, followed by a thrust kick, which sends MISTER Warrior backwards over the top to the floor! The crowd boos the early elimination. COACH MISTER Warrior collecting his paycheck for the night! Thanks for coming! Warrior then lets out a big roar, before running back to the locker room. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: MISTER Warrior eliminated: none eliminated by: Faqu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Faqu is jumped from behind by Mr. Boricua, as Vinny and Biff go to work on Denzel Spencer, with Tony watching on from the outside. COLE Well, I was told that Tony was a participant here, but he's hanging out on the outside! COACH Shades of George "The Animal" Steele at WrestleMania IV! Reggie Lamont gives Denzel a hand, as Nathaniel Black and Felix Strutter slug it out in a corner. Meanwhile, Deuce ducks a clothesline from Mr. Boricua, and hits a DROPKICK, sending Boricua backwards over the top to the floor! COACH Whoa! COLE And there goes one of the big ones already, Mr. Boricua gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Mr. Boricua eliminated: none eliminated by: Deuce Deuce Bigelow ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wall stomps away on Deuce on the mat, as Jumbo executes a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER on Vinny and Biff, then scoops Vinny up and dumps him over the top to the apron! However, as he attempts to bend over and push him off, Tony reaches up and grabs his shirt, pulling him to the floor! COACH :lol: COLE And Jumbo gone, courtesy of Tony from the floor! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Jumbo eliminated: none eliminated by: Tony Tourettes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jumbo gets to his feet, and begins to chase Tony around the ring! Tony climbs inside, then runs to the other side and climbs over the top, then falls to the floor, eliminating himself! COLE And I guess Tony eliminated now, if he was ever in to begin with! Jumbo chases Tony all the back into the locker room. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Tony Tourettes eliminated: Jumbo eliminated by: himself ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back to the ring, MEL and Spanish Fly hit Faqu and Brock Ausstin, respectively, with dropkicks, sending them backwards into each other, at which point they turn around and face off! COACH Oh, look at this staredown, Cole! The crowd starts to eat it up, as Faqu throws his arms up as if to say "come on!" The MCHG interjects themselves, and get tossed to the floor on opposite sides! COLE And both members of the Homewrecking Crew hit the showers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Rico de Janiero eliminated: none eliminated by: Faqu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Sweet Lucius Soul eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Faqu and Brock then turn back to one another, and move in closer, until Cuban Wall attacks Brock from behind. Reggie Lamont hammers away on Faqu, but Faqu shrugs it off and delivers a headbutt, then tosses Reggie to the floor! COLE Another one gone, Reggie Lamont! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Reggie Lamont eliminated: none eliminated by: Faqu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Strutter lands right on top of Reggie, via a backdrop! COLE And now Felix eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: "After Hours" Felix Strutter eliminated: none eliminated by: Faqu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And Faqu on a roll here, looks like my prediction may be coming true, Cole! Faqu grabs MEL and MARV by their heads, and delivers a MASSIVE headbutt, then tosses BOTH over the top at the same time! COACH WOW! COLE And Faqu IS rolling here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th/10th elimination: The Christ Air Express eliminated: none eliminated by: Faqu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On the other side of the ring, Biff and Vinny attempt a double suplex on Brock, but Brock blocks, then powers out, and clotheslines BOTH to the floor! COLE But not to be outdone, Brock Ausstin sends Panic at the Disco packing! Fly attempts a flying bodypress, but Brock catches him, then moves him up to his shoulders, and executes an F-STUNNER-5 to the floor, right down on top of PATD! COLE A two-man show here in the 20-man battle royal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th/12th elimination: Panic at the Disco eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Spanish Fly eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin Left in ring: Brock Ausstin, Cuban Wall, Denzel Spencer, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Faqu, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And just like that, we're down to seven men left! Wall drives a BIG BOOT~! into the face of Brock, as Black goes after Spencer, but gets attacked by O'Hara. Meanwhile, Faqu and Deuce engage in a slugfest in a corner! COLE Two big guys going at it here, who's going to blink first? Faqu gets the better of the slugfest, then scoops up Deuce for a big bodyslam! COLE And look at the power of the Samoan Wrecking Ball! Faqu lets out a yell, as Denzel leaps HIGH off the top and catches him with a bodypress! COACH Wow, did you see how high he got, Cole? Brock then grabs Denzel as he celebrates, and sets him up for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111, but Denzel slips behind Brock, then turns him around and grabs him around the neck, leaping up and putting his knees into his face, and falling back, driving them into Brock's face! COLE And a nice facebuster there, too! Wall then grabs Spencer from behind and tosses him over the top, but Spencer hangs on, and skins the cat! Wall sees this and makes his way over, but gets headscissored by Denzel! Wall is upside down on the top rope, when Jamie O'Hara flies over with a seated dropkick, sending him to the floor! COACH Oh no! COLE Cuban Wall eliminated! Down to six! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Cuban Wall eliminated: none eliminated by: Denzel Spencer, Jamie O'Hara ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH That's got to be an upset, Cole, I mean, Cuban Wall actually WON the Lethal Rumble match this year, he had to be a huge favorite coming into this! COLE Well Coach, as you know, anything can happen in one of these matches! O'Hara goes after Faqu, but Faqu sends him to the apron! He withstands a couple shots to Faqu, and fires some back! COLE Look at Jamie O'Hara fight here! Faqu seems to be backed off a bit, but suddenly Black delivers a big running knee to O'Hara, sending him to the floor! COACH WHOA~! COLE And Nathaniel Black, with a BIG knee strike, eliminating Jamie O'Hara! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Jamie O'Hara eliminated: Cuban Wall (co) eliminated by: Nathaniel Black ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Could be a big night for Cucaracha International here tonight! Deuce hammers away on Faqu some more, as Black goes to work on Brock. Deuce makes the mistake of trying to headbutt Faqu, and takes a thrust kick to the mush, sending him into the ropes, then Faqu charges in with a clothesline, sending Deuce to the floor! COLE Deuce is gone! Faqu dominant here in this battle royal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16th elimination: Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated: Mr. Boricua eliminated by: Faqu [b]Final Four:[/b] Brock Ausstin, Denzel Spencer, Faqu, Nathaniel Black ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Final Four time, baby! Faqu and Black get together in a corner, while Spencer offers his partnership in the form of a handshake to Brock, who accepts. COLE And it looks like we're gonna tag off here! The four men move in, and Black and Faqu swing first, Denzel and Brock duck, and deliver right hands! Faqu and Brock brawl into a corner, while Denzel backs Black in and fires off rights, as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Faqu approaches the corner, having got the better of his slugfest, but Denzel senses him coming, and flies back with a bodypress! COLE Look at Denzel go! However, Black makes his way over to Denzel, and pulls him off with the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 COLE Black with the crossface on Denzel Spencer! Faqu gets to his feet, and lays the boots into the open Denzel, then, as Black releases the hold, gives Brock another stomp, before joining Black in tossing Denzel to the floor! COLE And Denzel Spencer, a great effort, but he is eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17th elimination: Denzel Spencer eliminated: Cuban Wall (co) eliminated by: Faqu, Nathaniel Black ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And now we're down to three! COACH And Brock is in big trouble! Brock gets to his feet, and looks across at the smiling Black and at Faqu, who is ready for battle as always. COLE It's Brock Ausstin, in his return to the ring, in there against two members of Cucharacha Internacional! COACH Two of the reigning six-man tag champs, no less! Black and Faqu move in on Brock, who begins throwing right hands at both men! COLE But look at Brock fight the odds! However, Faqu interrupts with a thrust to the throat, then holds him for some big strikes from Black. COLE Brock wide open right now for Nate, who is known for his striking ability! Faqu and Black then set Brock up on the ropes, and attempt to dump him! COLE And Brock could go right here! However, Brock manages to deliver some big blows to the back of Faqu, and gets himself down, but Black rakes the eyes from behind. Black then holds Brock for Faqu, who lays in some chops and a headbutt. The two set up Brock on the ropes, and whip him across, but Brock ducks a clothesline, and floors them with a double clothesline of his own! COLE Brock right back once again! Brock starts to deliver some rights to Black, then goes for a big right, but Black ducks...which allows Brock to see Faqu coming with a kick, which he ducks, and Faqu drills Black! COACH Oh no! COLE And Faqu flooring his own stablemate with that thrust kick! Faqu looks down for a second, but Brock spins him around, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE BIG suplex from Brock, to the Samoan Wrecking Ball! As Black works his way to his feet, Brock whips Faqu into a corner, but Faqu bounces right out, and hits him with a Vader-esque body attack! Black then approaches Faqu...and slaps him right across the face! COLE Look at that! COACH Oh, come on, you guys! Faqu stalks Black around the ring, then traps him in a corner, and executes two big headbutts! COACH I don't believe this! Faqu then scoops Black up in a fireman's carry and tries to dump him, but Black goes to the eyes. Black slides down, and Brock charges with a clothesline. Black drops down, and Brock hits Faqu with the clothesline, sending him to the floor! COLE FAQU IS GONE! COACH Nooooo! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18th elimination: Faqu eliminated: MISTER Warrior, Rico de Janiero, Reggie Lamont, Felix Strutter, The Christ Air Express, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Denzel Spencer (co) eliminated by: Brock Ausstin left in ring: Brock Ausstin, Nathaniel Black ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The crowd cheers loudly, as Black ambushes Brock from behind, desperately throwing forearms and right hands, then backing into the ropes, and going for a clothesline... ...but Brock ducks, and lifts him for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 ...Black slips off, and goes for the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 ...but Brock spins out, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY, sending Black over the top, right onto Faqu on the floor! COLE THAT's IT! Brock Ausstin has won the battle royal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19th elimination: Nathaniel Black eliminated: Jamie O'Hara, Denzel Spencer (co) eliminated by: Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ****************************************************** WINNER: Brock Ausstin eliminated: Sweet Lucius Soul, Panic at the Disco, Spanish Fly, Faqu, Nathaniel Black ****************************************************** Brock walks around the ring, clenching his fists out to the sides while letting out a big yell. BUFFER [i]The winner of the battle royal..."THE CURRENT BIG THING" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COACH I can't believe what just happened, Cole! Cucuaracha Internacional looks like they have it under control, and then a little in-fighting costs them the match! As Brock continues to celebrate, Faqu is trying to get back into the ring, as Black holds him back. James Blonde also comes out in his street clothes to hold back the Samoan Wrecking Ball. COLE Faqu wants back in there, but the match is over now! What a return by Brock Ausstin here at AngleSlam, the winner of the Riverwalk Invitational battle royal!

My thoughts, in case you fall asleep like last week. I agree with allowing the other posters to post in there if they choose. I also still think we should stick strictly with the Gulag as punishments beyond warnings, and just lengthen the time in there with each offense. If you still insist on suspensions and bannings, then I agree with 909, it serves no purpose. Maybe this is something we could have a board-wide vote on, either to just use the Gulag, or get rid of it and just use suspensions and bannings. The WWE folder is always going to be shit, but getting rid of the obvious idiots (DarKnight, Noah Fentz) will suffice for now. Other than that, there really are no problems with the other folders in my eyes. Current Events should go un-moderated for the most part, let them PM us or something if there's a really bad problem in there. Marvin is really not that bad. I agree with bob on this quote: This isn't wildpegasus, who was a board-wide plague no matter what the topic. He gets annoying about Baltimore teams, so what. Czech can be the same way with his teams sometimes, and obviously we're not putting him in the Gulag. I don't follow Current Events, but his views can't be that horrible that we create a filter specifically to keep him from posting in there, while SuperJerk and C-Bacon can post at will. Just let it expire, and do not mess with it. We've done a good job taking the high road in this imaginary rivalry that some of those guys keep pushing, and with a few exceptions, those guys are not bad people. Let it die, please. haha, a week isn't going to stop those two.

Not since the move from Charlotte, I don't think.

Randy Savage, pre-match against Lex Luger at World War 3 in '95 Mean Gene: "You've got a problem with that arm, how is that gonna affect you tonight? You can't do it on guts alone!" Macho: "I say I'm a million percent! That is better than a hundred percent!" Gene: "A...million percent?" Macho: "A million percent! I'm the kind of person that doesn't talk negative, I stay positive! Lex Luger, we've got a date with destiny, YEAH!"

Added the participants in the battle royal. Tony, you can include this in the Shill Centers now if you want.

Cut backstage, where the Deadly Alliance is having a discussion. ALFDOGG This is a big time for the Deadly Alliance, boys. Two weeks ago, I did what I said I was gonna, and I left that big In-Crowd baboon laying, and sent him climbing back up his tree. Tonight, I get a shot at Landon Maddix. It won't be long before everyone realizes who the premier unit in the wrestling world is. Alf looks over at Reject. ALF Now...suppose Landon's little bimbo decides to get involved here. That's where the R-Man comes in. Just give her a little reminder of Molly, a little reminder of what happens when a woman sticks her nose in a man's business. Reject, half-smiling, nods in agreement. ALF Speaking of you two, you have that TLC match coming up at AngleSlam. And one of the teams in that is a representative of the Enterprise. You've got to send them a message. And I know that when you get out there with all those tables, and ladders, and chairs, your eyes light up like Leon Rodez at a Nerdly family reunion. TK chuckles, as Reject again nods in agreement. ALF We've got to send a message, to EVERYONE. This is about tradition, guys! The reason why the In-Crowd got back together, and why groups like the Enterprise and Cucaracha Internacional exist, is because the Deadly Alliance made it cool. We run this game! And we've got to let everyone know that. And it continues tonight. Let's do this thing. Alf walks off, as do Sandman and Thunderkid. Reject starts to walk off, as well, but before he can, the Burrough Boys come barreling through the door. LUTHER Yo dawg, what's happ'nin? Reject doesn't say anything. MARIANO Whoa, we come in peace, we come in peace! Now look playboy, I know we was beefin' awhile back, but that's in the past, baby! And the truth is, we feel yo pain on what that Maggie bitch did to you, dawg! QUINCY Yeah man, that ain't coo'. MARIANO But my man Waldo can make it all right for ya. Tell 'em what's up, boy. WALDO Yo baby, my cousins fittin' ta come meet us on the road in the near future, I'm talkin' bout some big, 250-pound bitches! These bitches know how ta scrap, know how ta get down 'n' dirty! What I'm sayin' is, homey, you just say the word, and we'll unleash the hounds on that lil' skank ho, what you say? Reject puts his head down and lets it all sink in, then looks back up at his former friends. REJECT Well, I appreciate that you guys came here to clear the air with me. And I do appreciate your offer. But it won't be necessary. Someday our paths are going to cross again. And when we do..."down 'n' dirty" would be a blessing for her. The Burrough Boys have looks of half-approval, half-freaked out on their faces, as the camera zooms in on Reject's angry, intent-filled face.

Paul Orndorff = best dancer ever.

You can have Shawn Johnson, I'll take Leryn Franco, javelin thrower from Paraguay

Vitamin X was planning to celebrate by crashing the board again, but he did it four months too early.

I'd rather remake this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7XqT_lDvd4

Theo Ratliff will sign with the Sixers for one year, and Gordan Giricek is going to play in Turkey.

Lex Luger vs Masa Chono in WCW Tony Schiavone: "There's the mafia kick!" Dusty: "Where do you get all this? German suplex, Mafia kick...he kicked him with a 12 1/2 boot right in the middle of the mush, that ain't got nothin' to do with the mafia! Hell, what you talkin' bout?" Brain: "TONY! He KICKED THE MAN IN THE HEAD!" Luger catches Chono with an elbow. Tony: "There he goes, a back elbow!" Dusty: "He just caught him with a Sicilian elbow!" Brain: "Right around the Yugoslavian neckbreaker!" Tony (trying to hold back laughter): "Stop it!" Brain: "He kicked the man in the head, Schiavone! He kicked his Bosnian BUTT, how do you like that?"

I bought the 500 issue tonight. Here's the list 1. Randy Orton 2. Kurt Angle 3. Triple H 4. Samoa Joe 5. Edge 6. Undertaker 7. Shawn Michaels 8. Nigel McGuinness 9. John Cena 10. Shinsuke Nakamura 11. Takeshi Morishima 12. Ultimo Guerrero 13. Bryan Danielson 14. Christian Cage 15. Batista 16. Keiji Muto 17. Mistico 18. Jeff Hardy 19. Ric Flair 20. Hiroshi Tanahashi 21. A.J. Styles 22. Perro Aguayo Jr. 23. Montel Vontavious Porter 24. C.M. Punk 25. Tomko 26. Mesias 27. Jay Lethal 28. Dr. Wagner Jr. 29. Chris Jericho 30. Kensuke Sasaki 31. Austin Aries 32. Cibernetico 33. Kane 34. Booker T 35. Ken Kennedy 36. Chavo Guerrero 37. Umaga 38. Robert Roode 39. Suwama 40. John Bradshaw Layfield 41. Matt Hardy 42. James Storm 43. John Morrison 44. Adam Pearce 45. Kaz 46. Cima 47. Minoru Suzuki 48. Petey Williams 49. Jay Briscoe 50. Mark Briscoe 51. Big Show 52. Claudio Castagnoli 53. Giant Bernard (Albert/A-Train) 54. The Miz 55. William Regal 56. Finlay 57. Yuji Nagata 58. Chris Hero 59. Rey Misterio 60. Eric Young 61. Rhino 62. Shelton Benjamin 63. Carlito 64. Scott Steiner 65. Mark Henry 66. Chuck Palumbo 67. Homicide 68. Averno 69. Chris Sabin 70. Alex Shelley 71. Zorro 72. Hernandez 73. Dos Caras Jr. 74. Jimmy Jacobs 75. Orlando Colon 76. Kofi Kingston 77. Alan Stone 78. Brother Ray 79. Cody Rhodes 80. Lance Cade 81. Sonjay Dutt 82. Brother D-Von 83. The Great Khali 84. Sting 85. El Hijo Del Santo 86. Kenta Kobashi 87. Mitsuharu Misawa 88. Tyler Black 89. Masato Tanaka 90. Naomichi Marufuji 91. Santino Marella 92. Hardcore Holly 93. Satoshi Kojima 94. Ron Killings 95. Curry Man 96. Trevor Murdoch 97. Kenta 98. Charly Manson 99. Elijah Burke 100. Toshiaki Kawada 101. Nick Dinsmore 102. Chessman 103. Roderick Strong 104. Abyss 105. Mephisto 106. Festus 107. Davey Richards 108. Rocky Romero 109. Atlantis 110. El Condor 111. Brian Kendrick 112. Negro Casas 113. Halloween 114. Tommy Dreamer 115. Rey Bucanero 116. Paul London 117. Jerry Lynn 118. Wataru Inoue 119. Jushin Liger 120. Brent Albright 121. Blue Demon Jr. 122. Shark Boy 123. Hector Garza 124. Blitz 125. Jamie Noble 126. Matt Morgan 127. Black Reign 128. Black Warrior 129. Kevin Steen 130. Johnny Devine 131. Paul Burchill 132. Kip James 133. Sangre Azteca 134. Snitsky 135. Togi Makabe 136. Erick Stevens 137. Masato Yoshino 138. Mr. Niebla 139. B.G. James 140. Zack Ryder 141. Curt Hawkins 142. Juventud Guerrera 143. El Generico 144. Jimmy Wang Yang 145. Jack Evans 146. Mr. Aguila 147. Jesse 148. Joe Doering 149. Vladmir Kozlov 150. Lance Hoyt 151. Mike Knox 152. B.J. Whitmer 153. Joey Matthews 154. Big Daddy V 155. Masahiro Chono 156. Delirious 157. Mike Quackenbush 158. Milano Collection A.T. 159. Shannon Moore 160. Jimmy Rave 161. Rellik 162. Necro Butcher 163. Eddie Colon 164. Yoshihiro Takayama 165. Deuce 166. Matt Striker 167. Chicano 168. Mike DiBiase 169. Domino 170. Steve Corino 171. Shawn Spears 172. Marco Corleone 173. Bryan Logan 174. Yoshinobu Kanemaru 175. Glen Osbourne 176. Manabu Nakanishi 177. Shad Gaspard 178. Go Shiozaki 179. Eric Perez 180. Rory Fox 181. Dragon Kid 182. Toru Yano 183. Joey Ryan 184. Charlie Haas 185. JTG 186. Kevin Nash 187. Ted DiBiase Jr. 188. Human Tornado 189. Nic Nemeth 190. Chris Harris 191. Volador Jr. 192. La Sombra 193. Heath Miller 194. Super Crazy 195. Consequences Creed 196. Rory McAllister 197. D.H. Smith 198. Robbie McAllister 199. Ruckus 200. Pac 201. Katsuhiko Nakajima 202. Jigsaw 203. Scott Lost 204. Rob Eckos 205. Ricky Reyes 206. Billy Bax 207. Tiger Mask IV 208. Matt Cross 209. El Sagrado 210. Stevie Richards 211. Tatsumi Fujinami 212. L.A. Park 213. Rikishi 214. Ryusuke Taguchi 215. Evan Bourne 216. Jay Bradley 217. Josh Prohibition 218. Shinjiro Otani 219. Drew McIntyre 220. D-Lo Brown 221. Elix Skipper 222. Jake Hager 223. Chris Masters 224. Shawn Daivari 225. Naruki Doi 226. Sheamus O'Shaunessy 227. Low-Ki 228. Kid Kash 229. Hiromi Horiguchi 230. 2 Cold Scorpio 231. Ace Steel 232. Adam Flash 233. Kenzo Suzuki 234. Hiroyoshi Tenzan 235. Ricky Vega 236. Teddy Hart 237. Minoru Fujita 238. La Mascara 239. Puma 240. Heavy Metal 241. T.J. Wilson 242. Taru 243. Mahoney 244. Danny Doring 245. Colt Cabana 246. Chris Cage 247. Josh Daniels 248. Kudo 249. La Parka 250. Sabu 251. Takeshi Rikio 252. Chad Collyer 253. Jason Blade 254. Olimpico 255. Masaaki Mochizuki 256. Pepper Parks 257. Damian 666 258. Matt Logan 259. Ephesto 260. Christian York 261. Mike Mondo 262. Rob Conway 263. Shocker 264. Nuzio 265. Xavier 266. Vito 267. Kenny Dykstra 268. Chris Joel 269. Alex Koslov 270. Gran Akuma 271. Ron Zombie 272. Icarus 273. Derek Frazier 274. Noriega 275. Lince Dorado 276. Intocable 277. Jun Akiyama 278. Eddie Kingston 279. Madman Pondo 280. Scott Cardinal 281. Michael Sain 282. Lizmark Jr. 283. Shingo Takagi 284. Super Hentai 285. Chad Parham 286. Maximo 287. Kevin Dunn 288. Mean Marcos 289. Hallowicked 290. Kotaro Suzuki 291. Brazo De Plata 292. Joe Bravo 293. Phoenix Star 294. Brain Damage 295. Ricky Landell 296. Bam Neely 297. Felino 298. Larry Sweeney 299. Joker 300. Devon Moore 301. Ricky Marvin 302. Zokre 303. Bobby Fish 304. Tank Toland 305. Helios 306. Black Pain 307. Pelle Primeau 308. Naoya Ogawa 309. Chuck Taylor 310. Bruiser 311. Rhett Titus 312. Abismo Negro 313. Blue Panther 314. Savio Vega 315. Ultimo Dragon 316. Kevin Thorn 317. Frederick of Hollywood 318. Val Venis 319. Tom Brandi 320. Mitch Ryder 321. TAKA Michinoku 322. Damian 323. Tyson Dux 324. Aden Chambers 325. Crazy Boy 326. Adam Flash 327. Taku Iwasa 328. Incognito 329. Anthony Bravado 330. Thunder 331. Andrew Ryker 332. Spike Dudley 333. Jorge Rivera 334. The Atomic Dogg 335. Lightning 336. Bryan Kelly 337. Judas Young 338. Taiyo Kea 339. Kaz Hayashi 340. Hyjinx 341. Sterling James Keenan 342. Arik Cannon 343. Shane Hagadorn 344. El Pantera 345. Kassidy James 346. Max Von Bauer 347. Doug Williams 348. Al Snow 349. Sinn Bowdie 350. John McChesney 351. Shayne Hawks 352. Truitt Fields 353. John Kermon 354. Cruzz 355. Orlando Jordan 356. Robert Anthony 357. Ultramantis Black 358. Steve Lewington 359. Johnny Kashmere 360. 2 Dope 361. Mikey Whipwreck 362. Tajiri 363. Mike Kruel 364. N8 Mattson 365. Takashi Iisuka 366. Noel Rodriguez 367. El Gran Apache 368. Afa Jr. 369. Qeenan Creed 370. Diabolico 371. Shane Storm 372. Johnny Curtis 373. Kahagas 374. Romeo Roselli 375. Bobby Dempseu 376. Rudy Switchblade 377. Jim Duggan 378. Trent Acid 379. Kafu 380. Jerry Lawler 381. Shiima Xion 382. Atlas DaBone 383. Scott Wright 384. Navajo Warrior 385. Sal Rinauro 386. Robin Knightwing 387. Scott Zenzen 388. Joey Knight 389. Sean Waltman 390. Jamin Olivencia 391. Kevin Grace 392. Killer Hulk 393. Sho Funaki 394. Azrieal 395. J.D. Michaels 396. Richard Rondon 397. Titan 398. Antonio Thomas 399. Ace Darling 400. Colin Delaney 401. Larry Huntley 402. Chasyn Rance 403. Rycklon 404. Billy Roc 405. Nate Bash 406. Iceberg 407. Armando Estrada 408. Charles Evans 409. Mike Reed 410. Johnny Gargano 411. Jumping Jeff Jeffrey 412. Jonny Puma 413. Benjamin Sailer 414. The Stro 415. Leslie Leatherman 416. Freak Nastty 417. Ali Akbar 418. Luke Hawx 419. Derek Wylde 420. Milwaukee Mauler 421. Robere Shields 422. Omega 423. Dan Eckos 424. Hawaiian Lion 425. Johnny Ova 426. Zachary Shane 427. Cody Deaner 428. Ric Converse 429. Mega 430. Sami Callahan 431. Soldier Ant 432. Sean Royal 433. Kornbred 434. Tank 435. Hade Vansen 436. Prince Nana 437. Brodie Lee 438. Rob Terry 439. Fire Ant 440. Dan Paysan 441. Red Anderson 442. Andy Dalton 443. Zach Gowan 444. Carlitos 445. Dylan Starr 446. Eric Everlast 447. Ron Falco 448. Joe Gibson 449. Jeremy Wyatt 450. Mister St. Laurent 451. Omar Akbar 452. Shawn Cook 453. Kenny King 454. Kirby Mack 455. Drew Blood 456. Nate Laws 457. Brian Soscia 458. Shorty Smalls 459. Crazy Rudy 460. Ric Byrne 461. T.J. Mack 462. Maifu 463. Mikal Judas 464. Phil Shatter 465. Robby Starr 466. Saifu 467. Phil Atlas 468. Jimmy Olsen 469. Mike Tobin 470. Corporal Robinson 471. Slim J 472. Ryan McBride 473. Chance Prophet 474. Hiram Tua 475. Mozart Fontaine 476. Matt Rivera 477. Hook Bomberry 478. Mastiff 479. Pinkie LaRue 480. Chris Stone 481. Supreme Lee Great 482. Teddy Stigma 483. Greg Marasciulo 484. Apocalypse 485. Player Uno 486. Jimmy DeMarco 487. Wade Chism 488. Tim Donst 489. Leono 490. Dre Blitz 491. Igotta Brewski 492. Larry Zbyszko 493. Super Calo 494. Marshall Gambino 495. Hydra 496. Mickey Gambino 497. Worker Ant 498. The Guy With Red Hair 499. Kliff Hanger 500. Kurt Adonis I'm disappointed at the lack of Dragon Dragon.

Andre the Giant's theme music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sibo0daojNk

Yes. You have two, in fact. The following have missed picks: Gert T (2 picks) luke-o (2 picks) bps (2 picks) Separate Ways (1 pick) Youth N Asia (1 pick) foleyfanforever88 (1 pick)

Except, they're not first, China is.

robotmagic are you talking to me my dad is a cop i will have you arrested

If there's any other Botchamania fans here, 51 was put up today.

1.) Favorite SummerSlam show overall? 1991 2.) Favorite world title match? Tough choice here. I'll go with Bret vs Owen from 1994, just ahead of Austin/Angle from 2001. 3.) Favorite mid card title match? Bret vs Perfect, Intercontinental title, 1991 4.) Favorite tag title match? TLC I, 2000 5.) Favorite non-title match? Test vs Shane McMahon, 1999 6.) Favorite segment? Watching the Mountie cry like a bitch as the police haul him off never gets old. 7.) Things you hated besides Goldberg screwed out of winning the Elimination Chamber? I didn't really like it when Shawn Michaels went over Vader. Also, I was so sure as a kid that Perfect was going to win in 1993, and get that third I-C title, but he didn't. 8. Least favorite SummerSlam overall? 1996 9. Least favorite match? Undertakers match, 1994 10. Most underrated SummerSlam? 1993 11. Most underrated SummerSlam match? Ted DiBiase vs Virgil, Million Dollar title, 1991

Mario Superstar Baseball (Gamecube)

Looks like I'm on the clock now. I'll have my pick shortly.