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So you accept my Mutombo-for-Garnett offer?

1/3: PG: Jamal Crawford SG: Quentin Richardson SF: Kevin Garnett PF: Tim Duncan C: Brad Miller Coach: Mike Dunleavy (that's a risk I'm willing to take to get KG, Tim and Brad in the same lineup)

The Knicks really didn't need another point guard. They already have Howard Eisley and Charlie Ward. I'm not saying it was a good trade for the Knicks, it made no sense all around. I'm just saying Francis is really a scorer who just happens to bring the ball up the court. I don't know anything about Mike Wilks, who is now backing up Francis, but Norris was their only real PG. Weatherspoon isn't going to give you anything other than rebounding, and Yao and Cato are doing that very nicely, plus Maurice Taylor has been coming through for them off the bench. I don't see Norris or Spoon getting much action.

*Runs into thread wearing an Andy Pettite Astros jersey and gives AS a Kanyon Cutter*

Oh come on, I need another vote for Poster of the Year. another? you still need "A" vote. You LIE~ I voted for myself.

Leave me out of the show, will you? *contemplates dousing CWM in YANKEE beer* No, you're in rehab. I wouldn't do that to you.

In other news, Payton returns to Seattle tomorrow. Also, Ron Artest gave me flashbacks to the Weird Al fake interview with Eminem when reading the Indianapolis Star last night. He said about LeBron: "The kid is great, but I don't think no one can't be stopped."

54 people picked Dunleavy as their coach? I see the New Year's drinking started early. 110 last night. Just think if Baron hadn't shot 10-25 and 4-10 from the line. 1/2: PG: Sam Cassell SG: Voshon Lenard (Murray goes on the boycott list for a while so I can see how he performs alongside Allen) SF: Kevin Garnett (the matchup with Rahim is intriguing (sp?), but Shareef's never been known as a defensive wizard) PF: Zach Randolph C: Jermaine O'Neal (torched the Celts in the playoffs last year, no reason he shouldn't now since Walker and Battie are both gone) Coach: Flip Saunders

Moochie was the backup for Francis who had an enormous fro the last couple of years, before going with the shaved head this year. He was their only true point guard, and I think it was very stupid to trade him for Weatherspoon. Speaking of fros, Jermaine O'Neal still hasn't followed through on his promise to wear one on retro night.

I ALMOST picked Brent Barry too. Dammit.

Knicks trade Clarence Weatherspoon to Houston for Moochie Norris and John Amaechi.

Here's the link My color was white. According to them, that means I have a love of life due to my connection to the universe, whatever that means. I didn't really understand most of what they were talking about, but I'm sure most of you here will.

I wish I could have picked Bracey Wright yesterday... Next: PG: Baron Davis (I'm lifting a boycott as well) SG: Jason Richardson SF: Richard Jefferson PF: Elton Brand C: Ben Wallace Coach: Byron Scott

If you want to dump your whole team too, I'll be glad to take Garnett off your hands.

He doesn't look any different at all to me.

Wade is injured.

ARGH! ANOTHER crap night for me, 86 VGMs, as not a single one of my guys reaches 20 VGMs. 12/30: PG: Sam Cassell SG: Ronald Murray SF: Kevin Garnett PF: Carlos Boozer C: Jermaine O'Neal Coach: Flip Saunders

*eats fruitcake* Oh yeah...that hits the spot.

Was that directed at me or just a general statement?

In retrospect, it would have been better if I said Rick Astley. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you....

Bonzi went for 45 in the first game against Dallas in the playoffs last year, but I was wondering the same thing. The only guys on Memphis who get consistent minutes are Gasol, Williams and Battier. Oh, and my profanity will not be censored this time... Allen and Artest can SUCK MY FAT ASS. Allen, after his awesome comeback, shoots 5-22 and ends up with 5 VGMs, while Artest cries like a fucking baby in the locker room at halftime to Carlisle due to Richard FUCKING Jefferson making him his bitch, and as a result gets benched for the entire second half and becomes the first player to give me NEGATIVE VGMs with a score of -2. I did get good nights from Cassell (who should be an All-Star this year, IMO) and Walker, but it wasn't enough to repair the damage, and I only ended up with 68 VGMs. 12/29: PG: Jason Kidd SG: Tracy McGrady SF: Andrei Kirilenko PF: Zach Randolph C: Yao Ming Coach: Johnny Davis

Terrence Trent D'Arby > Clay Aiken

Oh come on, I need another vote for Poster of the Year.