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Big squash for Malaysia, tuning her up for AngleSlam against Jade. Speaking of Jade, she seems worried, and rightly so. Maybe Krista will have her ready by the time the big match comes. Really nice match with Landon and Heat. Nice heel work from Landon. And the tension between stables continues. Great segment with Zack and the Enterprise. The Love Shack was tremendous. Built up the Leon/Krista matchup nicely. Black/Cooper: Now that, as Tony said, is what we call a reality check, folks. The postmatch stuff with Cone and Sommers was good, as well. Can't wait to see who Cone has in mind as an opponent net week. KC did a nice job finishing out the Alf segment. Good effort by MEL, but Mr. Dick is on a roll right now. But Baron really does a number on him after the match. Great segment with the Maguires and Sophie. Imagining the voice of Jack using these quotes really adds to it, as well. MOTN: Landon vs Heat QOTN: And what has she got ever since she forgave you and eventually got her head around the fact you brought her into this world? Huh? Nothing! Her life was going fine until that revelation and it's been a steady decline ever since. Because even when she forgave you, it was all about you. There was no suggestion of the mighty media darling altering her life to adapt to the daughter she abandoned and washed her hands of, oh no! All the adjustment was put on Jade's shoulders. And I know what you're thinking, 'I gave her a better life' and maybe you can provide better things for her but that's not enough. You've completely disrupted her life, just as much as Moneymaker did. You fly her out to Los Angeles away from her family. You move her in with her new sister, who torments her for months. You throw her into a celebrity world she's got no business in, totally unprepared. And you know the worst thing? All the while, you systematically mock her. Just like you do to everybody else in the OAOAST and no doubt in your other life. You MOCK your own daughter, not out of spite or disdain, but because you can't help yourself! You mock her for being shy and quaint. You mock the fact she grew up in the relative quiet of Grand Rapids. You mock her for being NORMAL! The result being, her self-confidence is shot. She doesn't know who she is anymore, all because of you. I see her going out and getting destroyed by Malaysia trying to be Women's Champion, all to live up to the Duncan standards of success. You put her out there with words of praise and encouragement, but then you sit back and watch her fail at something you know that deep down she's not ready for. Modelling? Auditions to be an actress? Same thing. And now? She can be the mouthpiece for two grown men, but everytime I look at my TV screen and see her next to you she's stumbling over her words, uhming and ahhing, totally berefit of the confidence she's built up since coming here. Face it Krista, what Jade needed was a stable home, not a Hollywood Mom... and right now, you're failing her, just like you failed her at birth! - Leon Rodez

New theme for Reject.

I've already added this into the show (at the end of the first post.) I'm just posting it for potential future use. A commercial comes on, showing the Deadly Alliance standing in front of a gray background, shot from the waists up, wearing tuxedos, with serious looks on their faces. VOICEOVER This is the Deadly Alliance for the One And Only Anglesault Thread. The camera starts to pan out. VOICEOVER Read OAOAST HeldDOWN~! every Thursday! (or Friday, or Saturday) The camera has panned out to shoot their whole bodies, to reveal Thunderkid wearing a ballerina's dress, Reject wearing Zubaz with swin fins and a seahorse life raft, Alfdogg wearing boxer shorts and cowboy boots, and Sandman9000 wearing golf shorts and clown shoes. VOICEOVER It's Serious E-fedding, in the One And Only Anglesault Thread!

COLE Right now, let's go to Michael Buffer for the announcement of our second Money in the Bank quarterfinal match! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...this is our second Money in the Bank quarterfinal match of the evening. Tonight, one of the OAOAST's biggest in stature squares off against one of its biggest in credentials in a first-time ever match, for the right to advance to the semifinals of the Money in the Bank tournament. ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...ARRRRRRRRRRE YYYOUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Philadelphia, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOP6XZtEINI][i]Magnum Opus[/url][/i] hits, and Alfdogg gets a mixed reaction when he comes through the curtains. COLE And as Michael Buffer said, a first-time ever matchup we're about to see right here! BUFFER [i]Coming to the ring at this time...weighing in at 237 1/2 pounds! One of the most decorated stars in the history of this company...and tonight, he looks to take one step further in his ascent back to the top of the mountain. Ladies and gentlemen...the leader of the Deadly Alliance...a former two-time OAOAST heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Alf defeating The Lone Star Gunslinger, Baron Windels, in the first round, for the right to face Bo here tonight, a Deadly Alliance vs In Crowd showdown! COACH That's right, Cole, and there's a lot of tension building between all these groups, all thinking that they lay claim to being the dominant force in the business! Alf slides into the ring and poses on the buckles, drawing a mixed reaction. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBbBSCgIdkM][i]Liberate[/url][/i] plays, and the crowd goes crazy for Bohemoth as he strolls through the curtain. BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Greenville, South Carolina, and weighing in at 284 pounds! One of the most physically dominant, and fastest-rising stars in the business today. Ladies and gentlemen...representing The In Crowd...he is the "Metrosexual Monster"...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] COLE And we mentioned that Alf defeated Baron Windels to get to this point, Bohemoth had to go through Baron's former partner, Mr. Dick, Jock Mulligan! COACH Yeah, thanks in part to Baron himself, I might add! Bo stalks to the ring, and hops onto the apron, then climbs inside. He hops from side to side while staring across the ring at Alf, who is being checked by the referee. He then makes his way over to check Bo, before calling for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf talks trash to Bo as both men make their way to mid-ring, and stare one another down. Alf gives Bo a shove, and Bo returns with a bigger shove, sending Alf all the way into the ropes! COLE And Bo right away showing some power, and some intimidation tactics! COACH Nah, they're not intimidation tactics to Alf! He's been in there with competitors of all shapes and sizes! Alf moves in, and the two tie up. Bo grabs a side headlock, and Alf backs him into the ropes and shoves him across. Alf drops down, then leapfrogs Bo, but Bo comes back with a shouldercheck which knocks Alf off his feet and all the way to the floor! COLE BIG shoulderblock from Bohemoth, and Alf to the outside early! Alf walks around the side of the ring, and climbs onto the apron, as the crowd begins some conflicting chants. "LET'S GO ALF~! "LET'S GO BO~!" "LET'S GO ALF~!" "LET'S GO BO~!" Alf steps in, and ties up with Bo once again. This time Alf takes him down with a side headlock! COLE Nice move by Alf! Bo reaches up and grabs him in a headscissors, but Alf KIPS UP~! to escape, then catches him with another takedown! Bo tries another headscissors, but this time Alf evades it and cinches in on the headlock. COACH And Alf sticking to wrestling now, and he's got a clear advantage in that department, you've got to say! Bo works his way to his feet, and shoves Alf across, then goes for a PRESS SLAM~!, but Alf slips behind, and rolls up Bo in a reverse sunset! 1... 2... Kickout! Bo comes for Alf, but gets rolled up in a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf catches Bo in another side headlock takedown! COACH And Alf taking Bo to school here early on, Cole! COLE Bo's gonna have a hard time if he tries to match up with Alf technically, no question about it, but there's still a long way to go in this match! Bo tries to get to his feet, but Alf pulls on the headlock...until Bo slips out, and applies a hammerlock! COLE But look at that nice escape! Bo drops some knees on the arm, before Alf works to his feet. Alf catches Bo square in the chops with an elbow! COLE Oh, Bo caught one right in the mush! Alf then wrings the arm of Bo, and hammers away on the shoulder until the big man goes down to his knees. Alf then stands over Bo, and paintbrushes him, to the delight of some, to the dismay of others in the crowd. COLE But Alf may be making a mistake here! Bo gets a foot under himself, then rolls forward onto his back, then kicks his feet up into Alf's face! COLE And a nice counter by Bo! Alf holds his face, as Bo gets to his feet and floors him with a clothesline! Bo then bars the arm of Alf, and returns the favor with a paintbrush of his own! COLE And Bo with a little measure of revenge for Alf's taunting! Alf gets to his feet and takes a swing at Bo, who ducks and lets Alf do a full spin around, then trips him up by the legs! COLE Slingshot coming up here! Bo slingshots Alf into the top buckle! Alf staggers out, and Bo wrings his arm. Bo then grabs Alf under the shoulder, and lifts him into the air, still holding the arm-wringer, slamming him down on his back! COACH Whoa! COLE Devastating move right there from Bo, who knows what that could have done to Alf's arm! Alf shakes the arm as he gets to his feet, but Bo grabs it once again. Alf scoops up Bo and slams him to the mat...but Bo holds onto the arm and rolls through! COLE And look at that! Bo takes the slam, and still holds onto the armbar! Alf works his way to this feet, then backs Bo into the ropes, and whips him across. Alf drops down, then catches Bo with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Wow, and that's a big man to execute that move on! Most impressive by Alf! Alf comes to his knees and wipes the sweat from his brow, then gets to his feet, and drops a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Bo, and executes a backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Alf going for quick falls here, looking to make the big man expend energy by kicking out! Alf gets to his feet and drives an elbow into Bo, then picks him up and sets him up in the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, this one doesn't seem to affect Bo! Alf backs off a couple steps, then delivers two quick CHOPS~!, before Bo delivers a kick to the gut, and turns him around in the corner, firing off right hands and forearms! COLE And Alf with those knife-edges only got the big man fired up! Bo whips Alf across, and charges...but Alf gets his foot up! Alf then climbs to the top, but Bo recovers in time to catch him up there, and tosses him back into the ring! COLE Bo took the hit and came right back to avoid that high-risk attempt by Alf! Bo then follows suit, and climbs to the top himself! COLE And look at this, Bo going for a high-risk move here! However, this time Alf gets to his feet too quick, and leaps onto the ropes, causing Bo to crotch himself! COACH He took too long though, Cole! You can't take your time going for those moves! Bo starts to fall forward, but Alf pushes him back up, then climbs up himself. He climbs all the way to the top, and takes Bo down with a HURRICANRANA~! COLE Big move! This could do it! Alf scoots over and covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But no! Bo just does escape! Alf vents to the referee, who re-affirms that it was only a two-count. Alf then stomps Bo until Bo rolls to the floor. He waits for Bo to get to his feet, and hits him with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE Alf going for it all here against the big man from the In Crowd! Alf poses, drawing another mixed reaction, then rolls Bo back inside. Alf arrogantly hits Bo with some jabs, then takes a step back, and hits him with a dropkick! COACH Alf in total control here, Cole, it could be just a matter of time! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Bo, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf then starts to deliver some more jabs, until Bo ducks one, and rolls Alf up in a backslide! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Bo almost snuck away with it right there! Alf rolls through to his feet, then floors Bo with a SUPERKICK~! when he gets to his feet! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf waits for Bo to get to his feet, then takes him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And Alf starting to set up Bo for what he hopes will be the big finish! Alf waits again, then pulls Bo up from his knees and executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! He picks up Bo once again, but when he tries to lift him into his shoulders, Bo slides down his back, and starts to deliver right hands! COLE And look at Bo fight back after taking those suplexes! Bo sets up an Irish whip, but Alf reverses. Bo ducks a clothesline, but gets caught in a sleeper! COACH G'night, Bo! Alf climbs onto the back of Bo, leaning his weight in, and eventually forcing him to his knees and down to the mat. As Bo fades, the referee lifts his arm... 1!!! 2!!! ...but Bo holds through on the third lift! COLE Bo not done yet! Bo makes his way to his feet, and backs into the buckles with Alf! Bo is dazed as he walks out of the corner, but Alf is able to recover quickly, and jumps back on, applying the hold again! COACH How about that? Alf got sandwiched in the corner, and was able to come right back and go back to the hold! This time, however, Bo won't be forced down. Instead, he delivers three elbows to the midsection to loosen the hold, then follows with a SPINEBUSTER~! COLE And Bo finally able to pull off a big move! Both men are down, and the referee begins a count... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Bo sits up, and turns to his side, as Alf starts to stir himself. Both men make it to their feet around the same time, and start to exchange blows! Bo gets the better of the exchange, but Alf goes to the eyes, then attempts an Irish whip, but Bo reverses...and catches Alf with a PRESS SLAM~! COLE Big show of strength from Bo, even after all the punishment he's taken! Bo lets out a big yell, to signify that he's ready to take control! COLE And Alf may be in some trouble now! Bo picks up Alf, and whips him into the corner. Alf staggers out, and Bo catches him with a clothesline! He then backs into the ropes, and floors him with another! He runs to the ropes, and delivers a third! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Bo picks up Alf, and whips him HARD chest-first into the buckles! COACH DAY-UM! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Bo then lifts Alf for another PRESS SLAM~!, this time dropping him crotch-first on the ropes! COACH Now that should be a DQ right there! COLE Why's that? COACH How is that any different than low-blowing a guy with you arm or foot? COLE srsly, when was the last time someone was DQ'ed for that? Bo then sets up Alf in a standing headscissors. He signals to the crowd, then lifts Alf up...but Alf is able to slip out in front, then trips up Bo, and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COACH OH YEAH! COLE Sharpshooter applied by Alf, and this is what did in Baron in the first round! Alf sits back in the hold, as Bo grimaces in pain, but is close to the ropes...until Alf pulls him out to the center! COLE And right out in the middle now! Bo lets out a yell, as he puts his hands under him, and moves towards the ropes again. Desperately, Bo manages to crawl over and reach the bottom rope! The ref forces Alf to break, which he does after a four-count. Alf picks up Bo, and sets up an Irish whip.. However, Bo blocks, and pulls Alf in for a MURDERLINE~! COLE And a big lariat from Bo, and he's right back on top! What a match this is! Bo signals for the end, as Alf scoots toward a corner. As Bo goes to pick Alf up, he sees Thunderkid rushing down to ringside! COLE And here come the troops for Alf! Bo knocks TK off the apron, then catches Reject with a big boot as he comes at him with a steel chair raised. However, as all this is going on, Sandman9000 slips his barbed wire bat to Alf! COLE Oh no, Alf's got that bat from Sandman! Bo makes his way back over to Alf, as the referee tries to usher Reject out of the ring. COLE Turn around, referee! As Bo grabs Alf, Alf jams the bat into the crotch of Bo! As Bo doubles over in pain, Alf gets to his feet, and holding the bat on the handle and at the end of the barrel, smashes it into Bo's head! COLE Alf with that barbed wire bat behind the referee's back, and Bo has been busted open here! Alf tosses the bat to the outside, then heads to the top rope, gets his balance...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And there's the splash! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Alf has stolen this quarterfinal match! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, advancing to the semifinals of the Money in the Bank tournament...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COACH Score one for the Deadly Alliance, Cole! And now, look at the matchup in store for the semis! COLE Indeed, Alf will take on Landon Maddix, the head of Cucharacha International, in yet another first-time ever meeting! As Alf rolls out of the ring in front of the announce position, Reject rolls back inside with the chair. COLE Oh no, Reject's in the ring, Coach. Bo is just starting to stir, as Reject opens up the chair, and places it around his head and neck! COLE Oh no, not this! Somebody get down there! As Reject climbs to the top rope, Sly Sommers slides into the ring, armed with a chair of his own, with Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez bringing up the rear. COLE And thank God for The In Crowd, Reject was going to try to snap the neck of the big man with that steel chair! Reject hops to the floor, and helps Alf up, as the DA makes their way around the ring to the aisle. TK and Reject raise the arms of Alf, as Sandman stands in the background, the In Crowd staring them down all the way, as Bohemoth gets to his feet in the ring. COLE The Deadly Alliance wreaking havoc tonight, but The In Crowd puts a stop to that injustice! But they can't put a stop to Alf moving on to the semifinals, and that's just what will happen, as he's set to take on Landon! Let's go to...

LeBron does sort of strike me as a guy who's more concerned with marketing himself and making money than he is about winning titles. Wade, as well. That's kind of why I prefer Kobe to them; Kobe may have been a ball hog in the beginning, but I don't think his commitment to the game was ever a question.

Working on the MITB match right now.

Jason Williams signs with the Clippers.

If Prime Time Andrew Doyle doesn't come back, I'd like to switch to the Colts, if possible.

If nothing else, maybe New England will have to play someone worth a damn within their division now.

I remember hearing somewhere that Samu refused to job the tag belts to IRS & Bam Bam at SummerSlam 94, which is why they did the house show title change with Shawn & Diesel the night before.

Crystal Castles (Atari 2600) Pre-Nintendo, I played the shit out of this game.

Steve Novak to the Clippers in exchange for the Rockets' right to swap second-rounders in 2011.

HL match isn't going to happen. Maybe next week.

The new schedule has been released. Opening night is Cleveland @ Boston, Milwaukee @ Chicago and Portland @ LA Lakers. There are now 5 games as Christmas Day, as opposed to the usual 3. New Orleans @ Orlando at noon on ESPN Spurs @ Suns and Celtics @ Lakers on ABC Washington @ Cleveland and Dallas @ Portland on TNT. ESPN, stop using DeShawn Stevenson to hype games. He stinks. Also, these are the Pacers' first four games: @ Detroit vs Boston vs Phoenix @ Cleveland That's just cruel. Also, the Pacers are now saying they're not going to buy out Jamaal Tinsley, meaning we're probably stuck with him for another year since no other team wants him. The good news just keeps pouring in!

Nah, i bet most of the names are made up. "I don't recognize them" as in, I'm not familiar with their work.

This is why Mark Jackson needs to crawl back out of Kobe's ass, and he needs to understand with his Kobe doo doo butter stained face, that Kobe will NNNNNNNEVER pass Michael Jordan, here is my proof: http://kb24overrated.com/ projections_and_observati ons

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Tony, you can edit this how you see fit. "If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah" [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0u1PzXfTo][i]Superstar[/url][/i] by Lupe Fiasco plays as Molly Nerdly backpedals through the curtains, filming the entrance of Simon Singleton on the Siclopse. COLE And we're ready for a triple threat match, featuring half of the participants in the newly-announced TLC match at AngleSlam! Let's to to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a triple threat match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Molly Nerdly...from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 225 pounds...representing the Beverly Hills Blonds, and the Enterprise...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSINGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Simon poses in the ring, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrF8vxLRDNE][i]Makes Me Wonder[/url][/i] hits, and the crowd comes to its feet for Jade Rodez and Tyler Bryant. BUFFER [i]Accompanied to the ring by Jade Rodez...from Auburn Hills, Michigan, weighing in at 196 pounds...one half of D*LUX, TYYYYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNT!!!!![/i] COLE And of course, last week, D*LUX fought the Beverly Hills Blonds to a double-disqualification in a match that was supposed to determine the #1 contender to the World tag team titles, which led to tonight's match being set up as well as a TLC match for the titles at AngleSlam! Tyler poses on the buckles, drawing applause from the fans, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYjlisHj6EM][i]God of Thunder[/url][/i] hits. The arena goes dark, and the entryway fills up with yellow strobes and smoke, as Thunderkid walks through the smoke, getting a mixed reaction, mostly cheers. COLE Lots of Deadly Alliance fans in the house as TK makes his way out! BUFFER [i]And from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance, he is one half of the OAOAST World tag team champions...THHHHHHHHHHHHHUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!![/i] COLE TK looks ready for this match, but how about the words and the actions of Reject tonight? COACH Well, this can be only be good for the Deadly Alliance, Cole! I mean, we all know Alf's a tough guy, Sandman is obviously a tough guy, TK's a tough guy...but Reject, a little more laid back than the others, maybe doesn't have that same killer instict! And from a mental standpoint...as much as I hate to say this about the R-Man, he may be kind of the weak link in that regard. But maybe that ends tonight. TK walks down the aisle intently, then starts talking trash to Tyler from the floor, which opens up Tyler for a sneak attack from Simon! COLE And Simon from behind attacking Tyler! TK comes and stands at the apron, as Simon sets up an Irish whip, but Tyler reverses. Tyler drops down, then leapfrogs Simon, then catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! COLE Nice backbreaker by Tyler, as TK has yet to enter the ring! Tyler whips Simon into the corner, and charges, but catches a foot to the face! Simon then goes for a clothesline, but Tyler ducks, then runs to the ropes and catches him with a flying back elbow! At this point, TK slides into the ring and levels Tyler from behind! *DING DING DING* COLE And now the match officially under way! TK then stomps away on Simon, and comes back to hammer Tyler on the back. TK then picks up Simon and sets him on the buckles, climbing up after him, but Tyler yanks TK down and starts to go up himself. TK comes back, and lifts Tyler out on his shoulders, as Simon steps to the top. COACH Look at this double team! Simon goes for a clothesline, but Tyler rolls forward, causing him to miss, and attempts to roll up TK! However, TK blocks the attempt, then lifts Tyler up and slams him on top of Simon! The referee counts... 1... 2... TK pulls Tyler off, and covers... 1... 2... Tyler pulls TK off! TK shrugs Tyler off, and hooks Simon in a front facelock. Reluctantly, it seems, Tyler follows suit. COLE And now a double suplex coming up! Tyler and TK lift Simon in the air, but Simon uses his leg action to bring himself back down, and counter in one motion with a DOUBLE DDT~! COACH But what a counter by Simon! Simon stops for a second to pose, then covers both men. 1... 2... TK and Tyler easily push Simon off. Simon picks up Tyler, and sets up an Irish whip. Tyler reverses, but Simon slides under the legs, and hits him with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He then hits TK with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Another for Tyler! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Another for TK! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH Look at Simon go! Simon whips Tyler into TK. Tyler rolls forward, with his shoulders landing at TK's waist, and rolls up his body, ending up in a hurricanrana position! TK holds onto Tyler as he absorbs a few rights, then Simon approaches, and TK flips Tyler off onto Simon's shoulder. Simon kicks TK in the gut, then attempts a Snake Eyes on Tyler, but Tyler slips behind the back, and shoves Simon into the corner! Simon staggers out, and gets caught in a drop toe hold! Simon gets to his feet and staggers into TK, who lifts him for a PRESS SLAM~! COLE TK with Simon high in the air! TK tosses Simon on top of Tyler! The referee counts... 1... 2... TK pulls Simon off, then whips him into the ropes, and tosses him into the air, letting him drop to the mat! COLE TK in control of things at the moment! Tyler then charges TK, who catches him in a gutwrench, but Tyler spins through and takes him down with a headscissors! COLE But Tyler with a nice counter there! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Tyler lays for a second, then covers Simon... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Simon then drapes an arm over TK... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And guys are starting to get spent now! Simon gets to his feet first, then lets TK get to his feet, and clotheslines him to the floor! COACH Well, one guy is on the floor, now let's see if one of these guys can put the other away! Simon hammers on Tyler, then whips him into the ropes, and goes for a leapfrog, but Tyler hooks the ropes, then, as Simon charges, backdrops him over the ropes on top of TK on the floor! COLE Right down on top of TK goes Simon Singleton! Tyler then signals to the crowd, before running to the ropes and performing a SUICIDE DIVE onto both guys on the floor! Tyler raises his hands for the fans, getting a round of applause in return. COLE Big move from Tyler Bryant of D*LUX! Tyler then grabs Simon and tosses him inside, then climbs to the top, and hits him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... NO! Simon kicks out! Tyler then picks up Simon and sets up an Irish whip, but Simon reverses, and goes for a slam. Tyler slips behind, but gets caught with a foot to the gut, followed by a swinging neckbreaker! COLE And Simon looking to pick up the win! 1... 2... TK saves! COACH TK in there just in time! TK picks up Simon, and lifts him in a gutwrench, executing a SITOUT POWERBOMB~! 1... 2... Tyler saves! COLE Big powerbomb from TK, that may have done it if not for Tyler making the save! Tyler waits for Simon to get to his feet, then charges him, hitting him with a SPEAR~!, causing both men to fall through the ropes to the floor! As Tyler slugs away at Simon, TK steps through the ropes, and climbs to the top...hitting both men with a MOONSAULT~! COLE TK going for it all, and he got it! TK slowly gets to his feet, to the delight of the pro-DA fans in attendance. He tosses Tyler back inside, and signals for the end. COACH TK says it's over, Cole! About this time, Simon gets to his feet on the outside...when a chair comes flying into camera view, smacking him on the back of the head! The camera pans over to reveal Reject as the aggressor, staring down on Simon! COLE Reject is here! COACH Reject said someone was going to pay, looks like it's going to happen in this match! However, the referee is still focused on the ring, where TK has Tyler set up in a front facelock, when Jade Rodez hops onto the apron! COACH Get her down, ref! TK looks over at Jade, then drops Tyler to the mat and stalks to the apron. COLE And Jade had better get down now! Jade points the finger in the face of TK, who grabs Jade by the wrist, then pulls her in and plants a big kiss on her! COACH Can you believe this? Jade just [i]kissed[/i] TK! Bitches'll go to any lengths to get the winner's purse! COLE :rolleyes: Jade responds with a SLAP to TK's face! COLE She didn't kiss him that time! Upon seeing this, Reject slides into the ring and grabs Jade by the hair, yanking her in over the top rope! COLE And look at this, Reject manhandling Jade Rodez! Give me a break! Jade holds her hair as she gets to her feet, and backs away from Reject, but backs right into TK, who pulls his fist back, causing her to fall to the mat, at which point Reject grabs her legs and starts to apply the R-LOCK! COLE Oh, no, don't do this! Reject turns Jade over and locks in the hold! Jade immediately begins to tap, until Tyler flies in with a clothesline to Reject! COLE And thank God, Tyler Bryant breaks it up! Jade rolls out of the ring, and retreats to the locker room, as TK hits Tyler with a BICYCLE KICK, then Reject and TK lay the boots to him as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And this match has been thrown out, as thankfully Jade wasn't in that hold long enough to inflict any serious harm on her! Reject then grabs the chair, and gives the same angry stare into it that he gave in the locker room. COACH Uh-oh...this doesn't look good. Reject raises the chair up, and SLAMS it into the leg of Tyler! He continues, going all Steve Austin at WM X-7 vs the Rock on Tyler's leg, then drops the chair outside as if nothing had happened. At this point, Simon drags himself into the ring, but is stomped by Reject. Reject then signals for TK to set up Simon. As TK picks up Simon, the referee approaches Reject, and gets dropped with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And now he's assaulted a referee! Somebody's got to stop Reject! TK drapes Simon's left arm over the top rope, then pushes him against the ropes with his foot and extends his right arm out. Reject then climbs to the top rope. COACH Oh, this is an old Ole & Arn trick! COLE They could break the arm with this, dislocate the shoulder, who knows! However, Molly Nerdly jumps onto the apron, and uses all her strength to shove Reject off the top rope! COLE :lol: Molly just shoved Reject off the top rope, can you believe that? COACH No, she didn't! She was up there tryin' to cop a feel on the R-Man, and it just startled him, he fell off! Reject quickly gets to his feet, and locks eyes with Molly, who has just realized what she's done. COACH See, he's fine! COLE Yeah, but what about Molly? TK grabs Molly by the arm and drags her through the ropes, as Reject approaches her. Reject then nods at TK...who picks up Molly in a hangman's hold! COLE Oh no, not this! COACH OK...I gotta admit now, this is going a little far. Reject gives one last stomp to Simon, then turns around and does the "sizing her up" hand gesture, then backs up... COLE Oh no... ...and LAYS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO THE ABDOMEN OF MOLLY NERDLY!!! COLE OH MY GOD. Molly drops to the mat and turns to her side, holding her ribs while screaming and sobbing uncontrollably. COLE Get some EMTs down there, RIGHT NOW. Reject walks over to the main camera and gives an evil stare. COLE Yeah, you feel better now, after injuring a defenseless woman? COACH I'm just...I don't know what to say about this. COLE I'll tell you what, Jock Mulligan may be Mr. Dick, but he's got to share that title with Reject tonight! Reject runs a hand over his head slowly, then looks down at Molly, then up at TK, who smiles. REJECT Do it again. COACH Did you hear that, Cole, Reject just told TK to do it again! COLE Oh no, is there [i]anyone[/i] in the back to stop this??? ANYONE? TK picks up Molly again, and Reject measures her, then slides out, as he sees Ned Blanchard, the Heavenly Rockers and CPA sprinting down the aisle. TK drops Molly and slides out, as well, and he and Reject retreat through the crowd. Ned tends to Molly, as CPA and the HRs stare down TK and Reject. COLE And who knows what that nut would have done to Molly had the Enterprise not hit the ring! COACH Well...Reject said someone was going to pay tonight, but I had no idea that he would stoop to something like this, Cole. COLE Somebody needs to...this guy needs to be in a padded cell somewhere, not in a 20,000 person arena. Simon is near tears in the ring as he tends to Molly, whose screams of pain have yet to subside, as the EMTs come down the aisle with a stretcher. COLE OK, I understand Josh is actually going to try an interview here...Josh, you're a braver man than me, that's all I can say. JOSH Michael, everyone in the arena is in a state of shock at what just happened out here, and I am certainly no exception...Reject, what are you doing out there? REJECT I did exactly what I said I was going to do, Josh. I said I was going to make someone pay, and I did. That doesn't go for just wrestlers...that goes for managers, that goes for valets, that goes for the fans...that goes for announcers (ominous stare at Josh)...anyone stupid enough to get in my way. JOSH I just don't understand, Reject...I mean, it's like you're a different person. What's going on? REJECT You know what...you're exactly right. You know, the people who have watched me over my career, have seen Mr. Laid-Back, Down-to-Earth, Ladies' Man Reject. Try to help a woman...and I use [i]that[/i] term loosely...with her problems, and what happens? They use you. They walk all over you. Well, it's never going to happen again, because the old Reject...the Ladies' Man, laid-back, down-to-earth, shoulder-to-cry-on...from this point on, he's DEAD. Reject pauses for a second, then grabs Josh by the shirt collar and presses him against a wall. REJECT YOU HEAR ME, JOSH? HE'S DEAD! DEAD! Reject puts Josh down on the floor, still holding his shirt with his right hand, and grabs his microphone with his left hand. REJECT Take a good, long look, Philly. You're looking at a brand new R-Man. From this point forward, I look out for ME, and I look out for the Deadly Alliance. And as little Polly Purebred out there found out tonight...crossing the R...(stares at Josh)...won't get you far. Reject releases his grip on Josh, and walks away. COLE What a disgusting, demented motherf... COACH Shut yo mouth. The EMTs are loading Molly onto the stretcher, as she still writhes in pain. Simon can be heard saying "you gotta hold still, Molly!" as the EMTs make their way to the back. COLE This is a very unfortunate scene...the Enterprise may not be fan favorites, but to see a woman, especially one like Molly Nerdly, who's not a wrestler, who's not an athlete...get assaulted like this, unprovoked, just makes me absolutely sick to my stomach. To Philadelphia's credit, many of the fans who cheered Thunderkid and Reject have changed their minds after this incident, but to those who continue to cheer their actions such as this, well, they make me sick, too. Let's go...let's just go somewhere. I need a break.

The Simpsons: Bart vs the World (NES, 1991) The Simpsons platformers have always been shit on, but I've always liked this game.

Carlos Arroyo has agreed to a three-year deal with Maccabi Tel-Aviv in Israel.

Go ahead and skip bps from now on, too. This shit is getting ridiculous.

These all need to go before the two matches I'm sending in, in this order. Cut to Josie Baker's office. JOSIE As you folks know, last week we had a tag-team contest between D*LUX and the Beverly Hills Blonds, with the winner set to face the World tag team champions, Thunderkid and Reject, at AngleSlam. However, that match unfortunately produced no winner. *crowd boos* JOSIE However, due to the performance of both teams, I've determined that both teams are worthy of a shot at those titles. *crowd cheers* JOSIE So therefore, at AngleSlam, it will be Thunderkid and Reject defending the World tag team titles against D*LUX [i]and[/i] the Beverly Hills Blonds. But this won't be your ordinary three-team match. *crowd cheers* JOSIE You see, the way we declare a clear-cut winner in this one, is we hang the World tag team title belts from a ring in the air... *crowd roars* JOSIE And the team that climbs the ladder and gets to them, will be the World tag team champions. If you need to use, say, tables and chairs to get there, so be it! *crowd cheers* JOSIE I'm talking the World tag team titles on the line, at AngleSlam, in a TLC match! *crowd erupts* JOSIE And for a small preview of that match, I've booked a triple threat match for tonight's show. It will be Simon Singleton, versus Tyler Bryant, versus Thunderkid! *crowd cheers* JOSIE Good luck to all the participants! Josh Matthews is standing backstage with Alfdogg, who gets a mixture of cheers and boos. JOSH Thanks, Michael, joining me right now, the leader of the Deadly Alliance, former two-time World heavyweight champion Alfdogg, who later tonight continues his effort to earn another shot at that title when, in a Money In the Bank quarterfinal match, he squares off for the first time ever against Bohemoth, who as we found out last week, now represents the In Crowd! ALF (looks down at Josh) Oh, you say that like I'm just supposed to be scared! The In Crowd is back, oh no! Watch out, other units! I'm not worried about that at all, Josh. You see, this...is Philadelphia. This is a Deadly Alliance town! The camera pans the crowd, as there is a loud cheering section for the DA, with some fans tugging on their Deadly Alliance shirts as the camera passes them. ALF What better place than the Land of Extreme, for the Deadly Alliance to establish its dominance? And that's just what we're going to do tonight. You see, the Deadly Alliance, like it or not, represents tradition. We're not some mamby-pamby mongrol stable thrown together to keep up with the trends. And we will show the In Crowd and any other stable that gets in our way, their place. *mixed reaction* ALF Now then. Bohemoth, you may be a big, bad man, but I've taken out bigger, badder and manlier in my time here, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some second-rate Miami Vice musclehead get in the way of my becoming a three-time World champion. You're gonna wish [i]you[/i] were "insignificant" after tonight, back carrying around Christian Wright's luggage. That's all I got to say, little ma... Alf trails off at the sound of the approaching chatter of LANDON MADDIX and MEGAN SKYE, Landon in celebratory mood. MADDIX Ah-ha-HAA! Put out the word, La Cucaracha is back in business baby! ALF I'm sure I speak on behalf of everyone when I say "it's better late than never". MADDIX Oh, Alf, you know you always were... something. Apparantly. Anyway, just wanted to wish your luck in your match tonight. Now you know what's awaiting around the corner you've got something to aim for. And I know this isn't technically the politically correct thing to say but honestly, I quite fancy the prospect of facing you next round. Should be fun. So, not that you need it I'm sure, but good luck out there. And... uh... just incase, my boys have got your back. Say no more. A winkwink and a nudgenudge earns a chuckle from Alf. ALF I get it. Anything to get Bohemoth out of the tournament, right? MADDIX Well, you know. ALF Yeah I know. The two share a laugh, but Alf's fades away long before Landon's has which unnerves him a little. ALF So, basically, you and your merry band of international misfits would be willing to lend a hand if it means avoiding Bohemoth, to get the EASY option, that being facing me? MADDIX Yes sir. ALF I see. Landon, let me impart a little saying on you. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Incase your OAOAST For Dummies didn't clear it up for you, I'm a three-time World Heavyweight Champion. An OAOAST Original. Leader of THE dominant force in the OAOAST, The Deadly Alliance. The World Tag Team Champions? The Heartland Champion? You might remember him from when your... *scoffs* Six Man Champions lost him the Match Of Champions a few months back. MADDIX Rough looking guy wrapped in bandages? ALF ...yeah, that's the one. Point is, you and your cronies should save your energy because me facing you in the semi-finals is not something you want to happen. Trust me, Bohemoth should be the last of your worries looking at those tournament brackets. Tonight, I'm going to outclass that shaved ape and give him a wrestling lesson he'll never forget. And when you watch me expose him for the glorified bodyguard he really is, take a look at him laying on that mat, beaten and embarrassed... Getting a little shifty, Landon starts scratching at his neck, not sure whether to warn Alf or not about the fact that BOHEMOTH has crept up behind him! The Meterosexual Monster listens with a smirk on his face, taking off his orange-tinted sunglasses and clipping them to the collar of his suit jacket. ALF ...take a long look and you'll be wishing that you'd given Bohemoth a little helping hand. Because he's the one who'll be needing it, not me pal. BOHEMOTH Is that so? Alf just about jumps out of his skin and turns around in a split-second. Luckily for him, Bo seems relatively amused still. BOHEMOTH Funny. The way I see it, with you all bickering like a couple of schoolkids... I'm not gonna need any help running through BOTH of you bozos and making my way to AngleSlam. Bohemoth strides off, leaving both Alf and Landon glaring into the distance. Cut backstage, where Alfdogg, Sandman9000, and Thunderkid sit in the locker room. ALF Can you believe that interview guy, trying to knock me on my heels with the whole In-Crowd intro for Bohemoth? Who cares? Just one more faction that has to fall. At that point, Reject walks in, sporting a new buzz-cut look, and sits down without a word. ALF So where have you been all week? Nobody's seen you since last Thursday. REJECT I've been thinking. ALF Oh, about Maggie? REJECT As a matter of fact, yes. Alf rolls his eyes. REJECT Don't get the wrong idea. These aren't friendly thoughts anymore. Reject clenches his title belt in his hands as he stares into it, a look of anger on his face. REJECT No, instead I've been thinking about everything that's gone down over the last month...about her lies...her false gratitude...she really did say those things about me. And I believed her! She played me for a fool. And that's all that's been on my mind for the last week. All her lies, the way she played with my emotions, the way she USED me to get at Leon. She USED ME! Reject stands up and grabs his chair by one leg with one hand, and lets out an angry yell as he rockets it across the locker room, right into the large-screen plasma TV, sending sparks about. Alf and TK sit up in their chairs, looking on in astonishment. REJECT I got USED. And someone is going to pay for it tonight. Reject storms out of the locker room, as the rest of the DA looks on, with Alf cracking a smile, then looking back at TK, who shakes his head. TK I was [i]watching[/i] that. *cut to Sofa Central* COLE Wow, what can you say about that? COACH All I can say, I feel for the poor sucker who crosses the R-Man tonight. I've never seen him like that, Cole, ever.

Can it be? We actually got a show up on Thursday? So, the In-Crowd is back, eh? No doubt things are going to get a lot more interesting in the OAOAST with this revelation. I'll be especially interested to see how Zack and Bo co-exist as stablemates. This Colin Jr. fellow has got quite an attitude. Where will it get him in the OAOAST? Only time will tell. The rematch should be interesting. Really good match with Krista and Wall. I'm interested to see how far Krista ends up going in this. Interesting segment with Leon and Josie. Another intriguing angle to follow, where will the whole "Moneymaker backed Josie" thing lead? Break in the feedback for a bit: I think the summertime is really where the OAOAST hits its stride...I know that's when I pump out the most stuff. From about January/February (Lethal Rumble excluded) or so to May, it's a strain on me mentally just to get one match, hell, one segment in per show, and I start wondering how much longer I can do this e-fed thing. Even at AngleMania the last couple years, it was just one thrown-together month-long angle just to get Alf on the show. And here now, I'll more often than not be churning out two or three matches per show over at least the next two months, with the stuff I have planned. It's weird. Back to feedback! Oh no, it looks like that big win has gotten to Cooper's head. If those papers are what I think they are, he could regret this. Hey, my commercial stopped working! Dayum, don't hurt him, Coach! Now you just got yourself into some deep doo-doo, or, a match with PRL later in the night? Awesome Alix segment, as usual. So it's gonna be the OAOAST Intercontinental title on the line. Sad what happened with those SJPW folks, but good to see this match taking place under the OAOAST banner. The Event center was great. Definitely gave me flashbacks to the 80's/90's segments with Mean Gene. And of course, a terrific main event. I have to give KC credit for the "R-Man" moniker, too...he used it in that first segment he wrote for this feud, and I thought it was catchy, so I stole it from him. Another dandy this week, good work, everyone. But, will Coach bring the World title with him to the booth next week? End the suspense, Ed!!! MOTN: Reject vs Leon LOTN: As usual, Mr. Moneymaker made me think about this one. "I respect my elders, Cole. I respect those elders who still strive to be a productive member of society, who don't whine and complain about medicare, and medicaid, and social security, and hand me this and hand me that because I'm wrinkled, and flabby, and I smell like Fabreeze and cod liver oil. Greatest generation my ass. If this what we owe them for winning world war II I would rather be goose stepping down the streets of Berlin!" I liked "Jesus Christ in a taxi cab", too.

Josh Howard was arrested today for drag racing with one of his friends in Winston-Salem. Don Nelson won his arbitration case against Mark Cuban.