Jesse Ventura after Duggan's match at WM5 (the one where he had snot hanging out of his nose)
"Look at that snot, Gorilla, that's disgusting! Makes me wanna puke!"
---
Gorilla: "Here comes the not-so-Macho Man in my book..."
Jesse: "It's Macho Man, Monsoon. I don't call you "orangutang", do I?"
--
Gorilla: Know what it takes to become a sumo grand champion, Brain?
Brain: You have to eat over 1100 bowls of rice in an hour.
--
Brain: "Know why Knobs has that patch on his head?"
Tony: "Why?"
Brain: "He's a brain donor."
--
Brain (calling an instant replay of Bull Nakano): Look at the hair! Okerlund would kill for a head of hair like that!
--
Vince: Jake will not be here tonight, he is currently at his home in Stone Mountain, GA...
Jerry: Stone Mountain, GA? Since when is the Betty Ford Clinic in Stone Mountain, GA?
--
Randy Savage at WM9: "Hanging from the rafters!...if there were rafters. The Roman Coliseum doesn't HAVE rafters. But I'll tell what they do have...they have columns, and they're hanging from the columns!
--
Gorilla on a Coliseum tape: "Elizabeth led down to the ring by a couple short fat guys..."
later in the match, when the cameraman shoots Sherri's ass:
"Good thing we're using our wide-angle lenses..."
--
Gorilla at SurvS 89: "I don't care whether you got a Z on the side of your head or not, that's not legal."
--
Gorilla: "Two-count only for Slaughter..."
Brain: "In Iraq, you only have to count to two."
--
Gorilla: "Stu and Helen Hart with a very concerned look on their faces..."
Brain: "Know why they're concerned? They snuck in, they're scared the usher's gonna get them!"
--
Gorilla: I have a hard time telling these Beverlys apart, Brain.
Brain: Beau's the one with the blond hair.
--
Gorilla: "There it is! El Paso Del Monte!"
Brain: "What'd you say, Extra Hot Pace Picante?"
--
Brain: "Give me one Monsoon...Whooo! C'mon, spit that banana out and do it!"
--
Brain: "You can't take Skinner fishing with you."
Savage: "Why's that?"
Brain: "He eats the bait."
--
Jesse to Mean Gene: "You've never done anything athletic in your life except tie your shoes! And I noticed you're wearing velcros now!"
--
Gorilla: "What exactly is Elizabeth's function?"
Jesse: "Look at her Gorilla...if you can't figure it out, you're too old for me to tell you."
--
Dusty Rhodes: "He got him hangin' on there like a rubblyding!" (don't ask.)
--
JR: "You know that Bret Hart and Steve Austin just hate each other..."
Jerry: "Everybody hates Bret Hart."
--
JR: "Will you stop with all these penis innuendos?"
King: "JR, you said penis!"
--
JR: "The Rock just put Billy Gunn's face into that large woman's ass!"
I'll have more later.