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Do the Mario~!

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Tenacious D - Tribute

Kenny Anderson has now *officially* signed with ther Pacers, which gives us our fourth PG. The way Bird has talked, he may be our starter, as well. Not sure where this leaves Anthony Johnson or Jamison Brewer, although I'm sure Brewer will likely spend one more season on the bench sporting his Ziggy Marley-meets-Don Johnson look.

I got mine to work again the other day, so I wouldn't have to! WHOO~!

Wise, you are.

*gives Five-Star Alf splashes to everyone in the thread and poses with the belt*

We could call him "Spreegauskas" now. Seriously though, the only reason the Cavs will get out of the cellar in the Central is because of how badly the Bucks and maybe the Hawks are going to suck. There are too many crybabies and bad attitudes on that team for them to truly improve, no matter how great LeBron is supposedly going to be. This is a trade that was shot down recently: Toronto would have gotten Dikembe Mutombo. Antonio Davis and Kenyon Martin to Portland. Rasheed Wallace to the Nets. Apparently, Davis and Mutombo's salaries didn't warrant making this trade for the Raptors and Blazers.

I heart the bears. Not really, but I heart the bears.

I was fired from McDonald's the day before 9-11. True story.

Kenny Anderson could sign with the Pacers any day. I would have rather had Mark Jackson back, but at least we'll have a veteran at that position. Also, the Hawks will match Utah's offer for Terry. And Sid shit his pants.

That's right, Michael Jordan couldn't take this team to the playoffs, but GILBERT ARENAS WILL, DAMMIT~! I read this in the Indianapolis Star.

Who is this super hero? Sarge? No... Rosemary, the telephone operator? No... Henry, the mild mannered janitor? Could be!

So did Kobe.

He's the greatest, He's fantastic, Whenever there is danger he'll be there... He's the ace, He's amazing! He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best... Dan-ger Mouse... He's terrific, he's magnific. He's the greatest secret agent in the world... Danger Mouse...OUR house! He's the fastest, he's the greatest, he's the best! Dan-ger Mouse... Dan-ger Mouse... Dan-ger MOOOOUUUUSE~! *bomb explodes*

It was supposed to taste like fruit, but it smelled like hot dogs.

From a show in Pittsburgh (Kurt Angle's hometown): Angle says some thing to the effect of needing him back home because of their pathetic sports teams. "I mean, the Pirates are a disgrace..." "The Steelers are an embarassment..." "And the Pens? Actually, the Pens aren't that bad..." (pop) "...but nobody cares about hockey!"

Once on Nitro in late 98 or early 99, a fan jumped out of the crowd and grabbed Raven by the hair as he was sitting in the corner talking.