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A ruling will be made regarding the tag team title picture at AngleSlam. Also, Sandman9000 vs Deuce Deuce Bigelow for the Heartland title if I have time.

Riverwalk Invitational 20-man battle royal Request opening match. Participants: Brock Ausstin Denzel Spencer Reggie Lamont "After Hours" Felix Strutter Jumbo Deuce Deuce Bigelow Jamie O'Hara The Christ Air Express Panic at the Disco The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew Nathaniel Black Faqu Spanish Fly Cuban Wall Mr. Boricua plus two surprise entrants.

Bix is a popular poster at PWO. I think that says it all about that place.

Money in the Bank Leon Rodez vs Reject I'd like to request main event for this.

Philadelphia Daily News says Lou Williams is re-signing with the Sixers for five years. Bulls waive JamesOn Curry.

Hey Czech, does Garcia's/Flying Tomato Bros. still exist up there? I haven't eaten there in years. I was hoping to hit one on my way through to Wisco later in the year.

YES~! I thought I was the only person that remembered that series.

Griffey has agreed to the trade, according to ESPN.

Loved the intro. Like Tony said, it really captures the fed's essence. Cooper wins! Cooper wins! Very exciting match. Never expected him to actually pick up the win. A Devil's Playground match, eh? Sounds like fun. Sandman better get royalties for those lighttubes. Nice little match with Maguire Jr. and Jereme Grey. Interested to find out why Evelyn would cost Colin at the end. Loved Maddix/Wright. Score one for CI. What will happen next in this stable war? Funny interview from Synth in between matches. Short but sweet six-man tag. The war between former tag partners continues, interested to see what's next. Of all the first-round matches, Faqu/Heat was probably the one I was most interested to see how it would finish. Really liked the ending. Heat gets a big win, but Faqu still comes out smelling like roses. Tremendous segment with Tony, Amber, Vinny, and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. Cage match was outstanding. Vitamin X's career is over. We'll see how long that one sticks. Great main event. With this one going to a draw, definitely unfinished business to take care of here. MOTN: PRL vs VX LOTN: "Amber. Amber in the moonlight when my summer gets cold, when my memories grow old, when my life's ready to fold, I'll have amber in the moonlight. Amber, that's the color of pee-pee, please drink my wee-wee, gee gee I will always love you. WHERE'S MY FUCKING BEER YOU ASSHOLE. GET MY BEER OR I STAB YOU IN YOUR MILK FACTORIES! I made that song up myself." - a song by Tony Tourettes

My only problem with Culver's is that it takes forever for them to bring your food out. Even if I'm the only person in the drive-thru, I sit there for a good 10 or 15 minutes. Food's good, though, I really like the fish sandwiches.

I can't vouch for most of the guys in the foreign promotions, but IMO almost all of the names I recognize on that list are better workers than Michaels.

Mega Man 4 (NES, 1991)

"If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah" [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0u1PzXfTo][i]Superstar[/url][/i] by Lupe Fiasco plays as Molly Nerdly leads out the Beverly Hills Blonds, filming with the Siclopse. COLE Big match here, the winner of this one gets Thunderkid and Reject at AngleSlam for the belts! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with the winner earning a shot at the OAOAST World tag team titles at AngleSlam! Introducing first, being accompanied by Molly Nerdly...from Beverly Hills, California, at a combined weight of 460 pounds...representing The Enterprise, the team of NED BLANCHARD and SIMON SINGLETON, the BEVERLYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS S BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The Blonds climb into the ring, and Simon poses for the crowd, while Ned makes passes at some females sitting ringside. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrF8vxLRDNE][i]Makes Me Wonder[/url][/i] by Maroon 5 hits, and the fans come to their feet for D*LUX, led out by Jade Rodez. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...being accompanied to the ring by Jade Rodez...from Detroit and Auburn Hills, Michigan, respectively, at a combined weight of 379 pounds...the team of SHAYNE BRAVE and TYLER BRYANT...DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * LLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!![/i] COLE A tremendous matchup set to take place here on HeldDOWN~! The camera pans to the timekeepers' table, where Maggie Nerdly sits with a microphone. COLE And there is Maggie Nerdly, we understand she'll be giving an in-ring interview to the winner of the match! D*LUX plays to the crowd a bit, then both teams begin to talk out strategy. Shayne and Simon step out, as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Tyler and Ned circle the ring, and tie up. Both men jockey for position, then Tyler takes down Ned with an armdrag! COLE Nice armdrag there by Tyler Bryant! Ned gets to one knee and sizes up Tyler, then the two tie up again. This time, Ned is able to execute a nice hiptoss on Tyler! Ned celebrates his feat, to the boos of the crowd. COACH And a nice response from Ned! Tyler gets to his feet, and the two circle the ring once again, then tie up. Tyler grabs a side headlock, and Ned backs him into the ropes, then shoves him across. He drops down, then comes up and executes a leapfrog, then drops down for a reverse monkey flip, but Tyler stops and drops a fist to the face! COLE Ned going to the well once too often, and paying for it! Ned rolls to the outside, where Molly is there to check on him. Ned takes a rest, then rolls back in, as Tyler tags in Shayne. Ned and Shayne circle the ring, then tie up. Shayne gets a hold of the right arm and wrings it, but Ned quickly reverses. Shayne reverses again, and quickly bars the arm. Ned is able to back him into the ropes, and whips him across, then drops down, and tries to catch him for a slam, but Shayne drops behind, and lifts Ned for an atomic drop! COLE Atomic drop, coming up! Simon attempts to come in the ring, but when he does, Shayne completes the move, causing Ned and Simon to crash together! Simon rolls to the outside, while Shayne and Tyler hit a double-dropkick on Ned, causing him to follow! COLE D*LUX on a roll here early on! The Blonds regroup on the floor, and eventually Ned rolls back in, and ties up once again with Shayne. Ned backs him into the ropes, then breaks slowly, and delivers right hands, followed by a scoop slam in mid-ring, then tags in Simon. Simon comes in, but is surprised by a drop toe hold from Shayne! COLE Nice recovery from Shayne there after getting slammed to the mat! Simon gets to his feet, but gets caught in an armdrag! Simon starts to get back to his feet, but drops back down when he sees Shayne there with his fist clenched. Slowly, he gets back to his feet, then challenges Shayne to a test of strength. Shayne slowly moves in and locks knuckles. COACH Test of strength, and I've gotta think Simon's got the edge here, Cole! COLE Simon with a decided weight and leverage advantage over Shayne Brave, so you'd have to assume that, yes. Both men struggle against each other, then bring the hands up, and Shayne is ultimately forced down to one knee. Simon looks proud of himself, as he continues to force Shayne down with the wrists. However, as the crowd gets behind Shayne, his hands start to shake, and he begins to force his way up! COLE But look at Shayne fight back! Shayne gets to his feet, then kicks Simon in the midsection, before sliding underneath him and catching Ned with a shot to the gut as he comes in the ring! Ned rolls to the floor as Tyler dropkicks Simon to the floor, then D*LUX executes STEREO SUICIDE DIVES~! COLE FLYING WITHOUT WINGS from D*LUX~! D*LUX fires off rights, then toss the Blonds back inside. They grab Simon and execute the COWELL MOVEMENT~!, then execute a DOUBLE SUPERKICK~! on Ned, sending both right back to the floor! COLE HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME~!, and the Blonds had better get it together! COACH This is not looking good right now, Cole! Tyler stands in the ring and awaits one of the Blonds, which after some stalling on their part, ends up being Simon. The two tie up, and Simon backs Tyler into the ropes, then fires off rights, followed by a knee to the gut, then tags in Ned. However, Ned gets caught in an armdrag! COLE Just when the Blonds start to get in rhythm, they get caught by surprise! Shayne holds onto the arm, and tags Tyler back in. The two whip Ned into the ropes, and drop him with a double back elbow! Shayne goes to pick up Ned, but gets caught with a shot to the gut, followed by blows to the back. Ned tags Simon back in, and Simon delivers right hands. Shayne fights back with rights of his own, then backs into the ropes, where Molly grabs his foot! COLE And look at this, Molly from the outside! Shayne jumps out and goes after Molly, who leads him in a chase around the ring, until suddenly Ned, who had ducked down below the apron out of sight, pops up with a clothesline! COLE And now Ned, what a cheap shot that was! That was set up beautifully by the Blonds and Molly! Ned picks up Shayne, and delivers a scoop slam on the floor! COLE And now a slam on the outside! Ned then picks up Shayne and rolls him back in, where Simon, who was distracting the referee, covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Simon then chokes away on Shayne, before tagging in Ned. Ned drapes Shayne over the top rope, then lifts him up by the legs, as Simon leaps over the top of him and comes crashing down onto Shayne! COLE Classic double-team move from the Blonds! Ned hammers Shayne down to the mat, then backs him into the ropes and tags Simon back in. Simon grabs Shayne and whips him across, catching him with a drop toe hold, as Ned comes flying in with an elbow to the back of the head! COACH And now it's the Blonds that are starting to get things cooking, Cole! They may be going to AngleSlam! Simon covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But don't count out Shayne and Tyler yet! Simon picks up Shayne, and executes a hanging vertical suplex! COACH A few more moves like that, and you can! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Simon tags Ned back in, and Ned whips Shayne across, catching him with a powerslam! Ned stops briefly to gloat, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Ned questions the referee, then nails Tyler on the apron, drawing him into the ring, before tossing Shayne to the outside. While outside, Simon scoops up Shayne and drops him across the guardrail! COLE And Simon continuing the assault on the outside! Simon jaws with some fans, then picks up Shayne, and attempts to ram him into the post. However, Shayne blocks, and it's Simon who's head meets the post! COLE Nice block by Shayne on the outside! However, as Shayne rolls back in, he gets caught with an elbowdrop from Ned! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Ned whips Shayne into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Shayne executes a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Ned quickly takes down Shayne and chokes away, breaking at the referee's four-count. He then picks him up and delivers right hands...which Shayne returns! COLE And look at Shayne continue to fight back! Shayne backs into the ropes and charges Ned...who catches him with the STUN GUN~!!!!!11111 COLE Ned got the Stun Gun! 1... 2... NO! Tyler makes the save! COACH Come on, ref! COLE This match could have been over right there, but Tyler in there to save his partner! Ned tags Simon, who climbs to the top rope, as Ned tosses him off for the ROCKET LAUNCHER~!!!...but Shayne gets his knees up! COLE Shayne getting the knees up! Ned tries to drop an elbow on Shayne, but Shayne rolls out of the way and tags in Tyler! COLE And the tag is made! Tyler comes in a HOUSE AFIRE~!, nailing both Blonds with right hands! He then executes a scoop slam to Ned, followed by a dropkick to Simon! He knocks Ned out of the ring, then backs Simon into the corner, setting up an Irish whip, but Simon reverses, then charges. He goes for a shoulderblock, but Tyler lifts his legs up, then rolls down with a sunset flip! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Simon drills Tyler with a double axhandle, then sets up an Irish whip of his own, but this time it's Tyler who reverses. Simon grabs the ropes and slings himself over the top of Tyler as he charges, but Tyler quickly turns around, and catches him with the MERRY TYLER GORE SHOW~!!!!!11111 COLE HE GOT IT~! This is it! 1... 2... NO!!! Ned makes the save! COLE Wow, if not for Ned, this would be over! Shayne comes flying into the picture, delivering right hands to Ned, as Tyler continues to assault Simon on the mat. COACH The referee is losing it here, Cole! The referee goes over to Tyler, but gets shoved away for his efforts. He then makes his way to the corner, and gets the same treatment from Ned. He approaches the corner once again, and in the heat of the moment, takes a double headbutt from Ned and Shayne! COLE Oh, this one's WAY out of control! The referee, groggy, signals for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And it looks like he's thrown this one out! COACH But what about the title shot? BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the referee has disqualified BOTH TEAMS, ruling this bout a double-disqualification![/i] Molly slides a chair in to Simon, who grabs it and swings it upward, drilling Tyler with it! Ned then spins himself around in order to expose Shayne's back, for another shot from Simon! COLE And D*LUX assaulted with those steel chairs! COACH Well, which team's standing, Cole? It's obvious to me which team's deserving of the title shot! COLE But they didn't win the match, Coach! The result was a double-disqualification! Simon then turns and sees Maggie, who has entered the ring for her interview, and clutches the chair with evil intentions, as Maggie backs into a corner. COLE Oh, come on, you guys, don't do this! Ned has Maggie totally backed into the corner, when the camera cuts to the aisle to show REJECT, attired in black dress pants and a long-sleeved lavender dress shirt, racing to the ring! COACH Look at this! Reject slides in, then grabs the chair from Simon and cracks him over the head! Ned then turns and sees Reject, and charges him for a clothesline, but Reject ducks, drops the chair, and catches Ned with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 Reject stares at the fallen Ned, before Simon manages to grab his foot and pull him to safety. Reject leans against the ropes and stares them down as they retreat up the aisle. COLE Wow..I never thought I'd say this, Coach, but thank God for Reject! Reject looks over at Maggie, then walks up and puts his hands on her arms, asking her if she's okay, to which she nods approvingly. The crowd then starts to cheer, as LEON RODEZ runs to the ring! COLE And here comes Leon! COACH Yeah, a little late, don't ya think? Leon slides in and grabs the chair, then blasts Reject over the head with it as he turns around! COACH Wait a [i]minute![/i] COLE Big chairshot from Leon Rodez to his opponent tonight, Reject! COACH Now why would he do that? He should be thankful that Reject was there to save his girl! COLE I don't know what to make of this triangle that's been going on lately, Coach, I just don't. Leon ushers Maggie out of the ring, and the two leave the ring area, as Reject lays on the mat, looking between the bottom and middle rope at them as they leave. However, Maggie can't help but take a couple concerned looks back towards the ring at him. COACH Well, I think we saw right here who the better man for Maggie would be! And it's that man right there, the R-Man! COLE Your opinion only, Coach! Folks, we'll be back after this! [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8UwsffLtNY[/video]

Yeah, that's good.

Tony, this is my part of our segment that we talked about for this week. You can wrap it up from here. For whoever's posting the show, I'd like it to go directly after the tag match. Like cut to commercial after the match, then back to this segment. Cut backstage, where Reject walks into Josie's office, holding his head. JOSIE Reject, hello! What can I do you for? REJECT Did you see what that chump Rodez just did to me out there? I go out and save "his" girl, and that's the thanks I get? JOSIE Well...what do you plan to do about it? REJECT I'll tell you exactly what I plan to do about it. Reject pulls out his golden envelope, and lays it on Josie's desk. REJECT I'm going to put him away tonight, once and for all. With my favor, I want to make my Money in the Bank tournament match with Leon tonight...NO HOLDS BARRED. *crowd cheers* JOSIE OK, just sign here on the ticket... Reject signs the back of the ticket without hesitation. JOSIE OK then, that makes it official. Tonight's Money in the Bank tournament match between you, Reject, and Leon Rodez, will be contested with No Holds Barred! *crowd cheers* JOSIE Good luck! REJECT Thanks a lot, but it's not me that's going to need luck. Leon's going to need that luck, and more. Reject leaves the office, where Thunderkid waits for him, and they start to walk down the hall. TK So what happens with us now? The winner of that match was supposed to face us at AngleSlam for the belts. REJECT Who knows. Maybe since there wasn't a winner, we'll get the night off, and can spend the night on the Riverwalk. Reject and TK then stop, as the Beverly Hills Blonds confront them, with Ned getting into the face of Reject. NED Who the hell do you think you are, coming out and getting involved in our affairs? REJECT When I see a man stalking a woman into a corner with a steel chair and a hard-on, I figure he's probably not out collecting for the Red Cross. NED Oh, funny guy, huh? Well, while we're referencing Clint Eastwood, you better feel lucky that match got thrown out, punk. We should be on our way to AngleSlam to take on the two of you for those belts! REJECT You know, you're right. You should be on your way there, because you two should have enough stones to beat two little bubblegum pop punks like D*LUX. But you couldn't even do that. So [i]you[/i] should be lucky that you don't have to step in the ring with [i]us[/i]. NED We don't have to step in the ring. There's no one separating us right now! At that point, Ned backs off a bit, as Alfdogg walks into camera view on the left side of Reject, with Sandman walking in on the far side right of Thunderkid, brandishing a barbed wire bat. ALF We got a problem here? SIMON You damn right we do. ALF Oh, so he talks. For a minute there I thought a cat cut your tongue. SIMON (fist clinched) :angry: MAN (off-screen) ALFFFFFFFF!!! Heads turn as Enterprise CEO Theodore Moneymaker graces the group with his presence, beet red and sweating profusely. And where the Billion Dollar Heir goes so too does CPA, who keeps a close eye on Sandman and his barbed wire bat. Also present: Christian Wright and Mackenzie DeCenzo. ALF Jesus, Teddy, you don’t look too good. If you’re not more careful you might wind up in a hospital bed next to your buddy Kelsey Grammer. That draws a laugh from the World tag team champions, not Moneymaker and the Blonds though. THEODORE Somehow I doubt you’re interested in my well-being, seeing as how the Deadly Alliance would be able to swoop right in and seize power if my Enterprise were to be taken out of the picture. I’m sure that has a little bit to do with your boys sticking their noses where it didn’t belong, costing Simon and Ned a shot at the titles at Angleslam. And I don’t blame you at all. They are 3 time tag team champions, after all. One more reign and they tie the record…and nobody likes being on the other side of those. ALF (sniffles) Is that your cologne I smell or that of paranoia in the air? We didn’t cost the Blonds anything. Unlike Reject and TK, your guys couldn’t get the job done. Too much time partying with pseudo-celebs if you ask me. As you've found out in the past, you can't buy titles...you gotta win them. That's why the Deadly Alliance holds the gold and the Enterprise blows smoke, making us, as I've always said, [i]the[/i] premier organization in the OAOAST. We know what taking care of business is all about. THEODORE You’re starting to wear real thin on me, Alfdogg. I don’t think you quite understand how big a thorn on your side the Enterprise can be. CPA steps forward, cracking his knuckles. ALF A threat, huh? THEODORE No, just a friendly reminder. ALF Well, in that case, allow me to remind you of something as well...friend. Sandman points the barbed wire bat at CPA, leading to a standoff between the Enterprise and Deadly Alliance. Even Mackenzie DeCenzo is ready to fight, arming herself with a can of hairspray. THEODORE (chuckles nervously) Why, this is no way for gentlemen to act in front of a lady. I say we let our esteem new General Manager work out the situation. She was hired to make the tough decisions, right? I think we know where everybody stands after this very productive face to face meeting. :) Alf nods, then signals for his alliance to move out, but they do so cautiously. Reject locking eyes with Mackenzie in passing. REJECT Girl, please. I’m a one woman man! MACKENZIE :o Speak to the hand gestures Mackenzie. TK amused by his partner’s words. Moneymaker’s demeanor changes once the Deadly Alliance is out of view. One that says it’s war. THEODORE :firedevil: Stick this anywhere. A video begins, in a locker room which is totally blacked out, with the exception of a dim light aimed on a muscular figure sitting on a bench with his back to the camera, which slowly moves in on him as the narrator speaks, cutting away only as mentioned below. [i]Come on God, Answer Me.[/i] Footage of the man lifting weights, his face still not visible. [i]For Years, I've Been Asking You Why?[/i] Footage of the man's hands, as he stares at them off camera. [i]Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive?[/i] Footage of the man clenching his fists. [i]Where is Justice? Where is Punishment?[/i] . . . . . . . . . . . Footage of Brock Ausstin pulverizing Felix Strutter with a clothesline. [i]Or Have You Already Answered?[/i] Footage of Brock executing a belly-to-belly on Bohemoth. [i]Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment.[/i] F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 to Alfdogg. [i]Here....[/i] Footage of Brock giving a roar in the ring, then back to the locker room, where the muscular man (Brock, obv.) turns his head and looks back into the camera. [i]...In Me."[/i] [color=red][b]BROCK AUSSTIN RETURNS[/color][/b] [color=orange][b]AngleSlam August 31st San Antonio, Texas Live on PPV[/color][/b] *cut back to Sofa Central* COLE The OAOAST and its fans anxiously await the return of Brock Ausstin, who a few months ago suffered a serious shoulder injury that put him on the shelf, and there was the announcement, he will be back in some capacity at AngleSlam! COACH I'm kind of anxious to see that, Cole! The return of Brock Ausstin should definitely shake things up here in the OAOAST!

A couple nights ago, I was watching an Outsiders shoot on YouTube, and Kevin Nash said that he refused to put over the Ultimate Warrior on his way out in '96, because he "hadn't been in the trenches with us". He said he always got along with him fine, though.

Our main course will be: VS GO!

Go ahead and skip foleyfan from this point on. We're not going to wait out 12-hour windows for someone who's not interested in the draft anymore.

Also, Luol Deng has reportedly agreed to re-sign with the Bulls for six years in the $70 million range.

It's on ESPN.com now.

Okafor re-signing for 6 yrs/$72 million.

Didn't see this one picked yet. Super Smash Bros. (N64)

Beidrins staying in GS at 6 yrs/$63 million (!!!)

Winner gets a tag title shot at AngleSlam D*LUX vs the Beverly Hills Blonds

This has to be the Oklahoma City Bison's mascot