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The league has filed trademarks for the names Barons, Bison, Energy, Marshalls, Thunder, and Wind, for the OKC team. Lakers re-sign Vujacic, 3 yrs/$15 million. Hawks to sign Maurice Evans, 3 yrs/$7.5 million. Jazz match OKC's offer sheet for C.J. Miles. T-Wolves to re-sign Ryan Gomes.

Fountain drink and two sticks of turkey steak.

My dad had one of those handicapped signs that hang on your rear-view mirror that my grandmother gave to him, and for a while was frequently parking in handicapped spots.

In the WNBA, the person initiating the incident gets the harshest punishment. What a novel concept. Take notes, NBA.

Done and added in.

COLE Our big 8-man tag is up next, with a lot at stake! COACH Absolutely, this match could change the entire fabric of the OAOAST as we know it right now! COLE Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...this is one of our feature attractions at the Big Apple Spectacular. Tonight, eight of the top superstars in the OAOAST will step into the ring, in two teams of four...at stake, four rewards, one for each man, courtesy of the President of the OAOAST, Josie Baker. ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]New York City...ARRRRRRRRRRRRE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands here in attendance, FREE OF CHARGE, in Central Park...and the millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHk_Emakefg][i]The Wall[/url][/i] by Kansas hits, and Alfdogg leads the Deadly Alliance into the entryway, to a chorus of boos, with some cheers scattered around. BUFFER [I]Coming to the ring at this time...at a combined weight of 942 pounds! In April, the reunion of this foursome sent shockwaves through the OAOAST...and tonight, they look to take those waves to a whole nother level. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing what is arguably the most celebrated stable in the history of the OAOAST...OAOAST Heartland champion, SANDMAN9000! World tag team champions, THUNDERKID and REJECT! And the cornerstone of the group, former OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORLD, ALFDOGG...collectively, they are the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANCE!!!!![/I] Alf raises his arms as he walks down the aisle, followed by Thunderkid and Reject walking side by side, taunting the fans and showing off their belts, and Sandman trailing the group, looking focused. COACH And Buffer said it, and I personally [i]don't[/i] think it's arguable...this [i]is[/i] the greatest faction in the history of this company, you're looking at right here! Alf rolls into the ring, and poses, followed by Reject and TK, who pose in opposite corners with their belts. Sandman rolls in next, and rips off the bandanas. COLE A fantastic foursome, there's no doubt about it! The DA prepares for the match, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrF8vxLRDNE][i]Makes Me Wonder[/url][/i] by Maroon 5 hits, leading D*LUX into the ring area. COLE And Central Park on their feet for Shayne and Tyler! BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a combined weight of 881 pounds...introducing first, hailing from Detroit and Auburn Hills, Michigan, respectively...SHAYNE BRAVE and TYLER BRYANT, collectively known as DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * LLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!![/i] Shayne and Tyler slap hands with the fans as they make their way down the aisle, then roll into the ring and pose for the fans. COLE Two tremendous tag teams in this one, of course the reigning tag team champions on the other side, Thunderkid and Reject, along with these two men! *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* The crowd erupts, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBbBSCgIdkM][i]Liberate[/url][/i] by Disturbed plays, and the Metrosexual Monster makes his appearance. BUFFER [i]From Greenville, South Carolina...he is the Metrosexual Monster...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] COLE And of course Bo will tie up with Alfdogg in the next round of the Money in the Bank tournament in a first time ever one-on-one matchup, but we're gonna get a little preview here tonight, as well! Bo flexes the muscles, causing a massive pyro explosion, and possibly one in Cole's pants, as well. He stalks to the ring, pointing the finger at Alf, who waves at him to bring it on. Bo's music dies down, as the crowd anticipates the final entrance. COLE Get ready for this eruption! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5U-MzPuq0][i]Rock the Casbah[/url][/i] by Trust Company plays, and the crowd does indeed erupt, as Leon makes his way out. BUFFER [i]And from Grand Rapids, Michigan..."SILKY SMOOTH" LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!![/i] The camera focuses in on Reject's face in the ring, as he shoots an icy glare at Leon. COLE And as Leon comes to the ring, you look in the eyes of Reject, as he looks down at the man [i]he'll[/i] be facing next in that tournament! And he'll get a little taste of him here tonight, as well! COACH He got a little taste of somethin' else a few weeks ago! COLE Don't start. Leon high-fives his teammates, and then they start to discuss strategy. After brief discussion, everyone steps out of the ring, leaving Leon and TK, as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And Leon will start it off for his team, along with Thunderkid! Leon and TK circle the ring, then stop and slowly move in on each other. Both men slowly move a hand in towards the other. Unfortunately for Leon, he stopped with his back turned to the DA corner, and Reject steps through the ropes and drills him with a knee to the back! COLE And look at that cheap shot by Reject, right out of the gate! COACH He got Leon from behind, just like... COLE Shut up. TK hammers away on Leon with forearms to the back, and a European uppercut, then backs him into the ropes and whips him across. Leon ducks a clothesline, and delivers one of his own! The crowd is pumped, as TK gets to his feet and throws a right hand, which is ducked by Leon, who picks up TK in an atomic drop, then drops him across the top rope! TK :( Leon then grabs the top rope, and shakes it until TK falls off back into the ring. Leon then delivers a flurry of punches, and finishes off with a dropkick! Leon calls out to the crowd, which responds positively. He then wrings the arm of TK, forcing him down to the mat with a hammerlock. He cinches in the hold, then tags in Bo! COLE And here comes the Metrosexual Monster! Bo takes over the hold, and drives some knees into the arm, before tagging in Shayne, who comes in with stomps to the arm, followed by a kneedrop, then tags in Tyler, who, as Shane holds, springs in with a guillotine legdrop! COLE Look at the teamwork here, everyone in the ring during this sequence! Shayne drives in some more knees, then tags Leon back in, who drives a fist into the arm, then tags Bo. Bo backs into the ropes, and runs across the ring with a jumping stomp to the arm. He follows with more knees, then brings him to his feet and tags Shayne, who scales the ropes, and comes down with a double axhandle onto the arm! He then wrings the arm, and tags Tyler. COACH I gotta admit, this team has looked great thus far. Everyone on that side has been in the ring twice now, and it's been all TK on the Deadly Alliance side so far! Tyler takes TK down with an armdrag, then hooks an armbar. TK works his way to his feet, as Tyler continues to work the arm. He wrings it one more time, but TK manages to scoop him up, and drop him throat-first across the top rope! TK then tags in Alf, holding his left arm to his side. COLE TK finally out of that predicament, and now it's Alf in there! Alf executes a gutwrench suplex, then backs into the ropes, and goes for an elbowdrop, but Tyler rolls out of the way! COLE And no one home on that elbow! Tyler gets to his feet, and delivers right hands to Alf, then executes an inverted atomic drop, followed by a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Tyler drags Alf over to the corner, and tags in Leon. COLE Here we go again! Leon hooks the legs of Alf, positioning him towards the corner, and slingshots him into it! Alf staggers out of the corner, and Leon hits him with a dropkick from behind, sending him into a throat-first position across the ropes! COACH Uh-oh... Leon does a little dance, then runs to the ropes, and leaps onto the back of Alf! COLE CALL THAT BITCH BOJANGLES~! Leon then points to Bo, as the crowd cheers, and tags the big man in! COLE Here we go! Bo against Alf! Alf backs into a corner, then, as Bo approaches him, thumbs him in the eye! He follows with a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, Bo fights right back with a right hand! Alf responds with another chop! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Bo then starts firing off a flurry of punches, dazing Alf, before clotheslining him to the floor! COLE And Bo doing a number on Alf here in Central Park! COACH Sure, it's not hard after Leon softened him up! We'll see what happens when both guys are fresh! Bo follows Alf out, and rams his face into the steel steps! He then tosses him back inside, and Alf immediately rolls over to the corner and tags in Sandman. COACH Oh, this ought to be good! COLE Sandman against Bohemoth, a very intriguing matchup, indeed! Sandman and Bo circle the ring, then tie up. Bo backs Sandman into a corner, but doesn't break the hold, so the referee steps in. When he does, Sandman reaches over his back, and connects with a cheap shot right hand! COLE Sandman with a cheap shot there, over the referee's back! Sandman delivers a dropkick to the knee, then as Bo is on his knees, runs to the ropes and catches him with another dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman picks up Bo, and whips him into the ropes. Bo ducks a clothesline, then turns around and floors Sandman with one of his own! COLE Bo fighting back now! Bo whips Sandman into a corner, and charges, but Sandman gets his feet up! Sandman then picks up Bo, and tags in Reject. COLE And here's Reject in the match for the first time! Reject comes in, and delivers some kicks to Bo, then whips him into the ropes, and executes a dropkick! COACH Big-time dropkick from the R-Man! However, Bo lands right in his corner, and tags in Leon! Reject quickly hops through the ropes to the floor. COLE Oh, give me a break! Reject gives a Dikembe Mutombo-esque finger wag to the ringside fans, then slides back in long enough to tag TK before sliding back out. COLE So much for that big confrontation between Reject and Leon here at the Big Apple Spectacular! I can't believe Reject! TK and Leon tieup, and TK backs him into the corner. He eases off, then throws a big right...which Leon ducks, and starts firing off rights of his own! Leon then executes an Inverted Atomic Drop, followed by a rolling clothesline! COLE Leon with THE SHACK ATTACK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Leon grabs a side headlock, but TK shoves him across. TK drops down, then gets up with his back to Leon, turning around as the two collide in mid-ring and go down! COACH Whoa! COLE Big collision in mid-ring! The referee begins a count. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! TK begins to stir, and scoots over to tag Reject. Reject grabs Leon's foot, but Leon breaks free of Leon's grip, jumping across the ring to tag in Bo! COLE Reject wanted in there while Leon was down, but instead he'll get a rested Bohemoth! Reject begs off, but to no avail, as Bo delivers rights to the gut. Bo whips him across the ring, and catches him with a jumping shoulderblock! COACH I can't believe the way Leon just DOVE out of the ring to escape Reject! What a coward! COLE :rolleyes: Bo follows up with a running powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Bo gets up to meet TK, flooring him with a right hand! He then tags in Leon! COLE Maybe this time Reject won't run away! Leon backs Reject into the ropes, where Alf tags himself in. COACH Nope, Alf got the tag, and I don't think Leon knows it! Reject reverses an Irish whip, then slides outside, as Alf steps in, and catches Leon with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Big move from Alf right there, and now Leon in trouble! Alf backs Leon into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Leon sinks in the corner, guarding his chest, but Alf pulls him up and tags Sandman. COLE And now Sandman in there, who just picked up a win over Leon a couple weeks ago! COACH Yeah, it's a shame that two crooked riot guards had to disrupt such a great Heartland title match! COLE Coach...you know as well as I do that it was Reject and TK under those masks! COACH You're right...I don't know that at all, and neither do you! And you've got no proof! Sandman executes BOOT SCRAPES~! on Leon on the mat, then sets up a suplex, but Leon counters into a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Wow, Leon almost stole one there! Sandman catches Leon with a clothesline coming up, then tags in Reject. COLE And look, now Reject more than happy to come in there! Reject picks Leon up to his feet, then jumps up and catches him right in the face with a dropkick! He then climbs to the second buckle, and poses for the fans, drawing a mixed reaction. COLE Lots of Reject fans out here! COACH Well, we're in the Big Apple, Cole! These are his home people! Reject jumps down, and drops a knee into the sternum of Leon, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject then grabs Leon's legs, hooking the right underneath the left in figure-four position, then reaching through with the right arm and locking hands, folding the left leg over, then turns Leon over onto his shoulders and face as he stands over him! COLE Look at this! COACH You know, Reject told me recently he was working on a submission hold, this must be it! This could be it for Leon if he can't get his hands underneath himself! COLE Kind of like an Inverted Texas Cloverleaf that Reject has on here! As Reject leans down on the hold, Leon fades. The referee checks his arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! ...Leon holds through on the third lift! COLE He's not done yet! Leon manages to get the hand under him, then slowly brings the other hand around, and pushes himself up! He manages to force his way into his corner, and makes a tag to Shayne! COLE And he makes the tag! Reject drops the hold and throws a right hand, which is blocked and returned by Shayne. Shayne fires off some more rights, then whips Reject into the corner. Reject staggers out, as Shayne runs to the ropes behind him, and catches him with a BULLDOG~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Shayne then whips Reject into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Reject delivers a kick, then tags in Alf. Alf sizes up Shayne, and goes for a SUPERKICK~!...but Shayne ducks, and scoops up Alf for a SAMOAN DROP~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Shayne backs Alf into the corner, and climbs to the middle rope, delivering punches! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Shayne then hops down, and attempts an Irish whip. Alf reverses, and Shayne hops to the middle rope, then jumps back into Alf...who catches him, and takes him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH Yeah! COLE Nice counter by Alf! Alf tags in TK, who comes in and lifts Shayne up in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him to the mat. He picks Shayne up, and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a BICYCLE KICK~! He then tags in Sandman, who lays in some stomps, then tosses him to the outside. Reject comes into the ring to distract the opposing team, which allows Alf to assault Shayne on the floor, dropping him sternum-first across the guardrail! COLE And Alf with the attack on the outside, dropping Shayne across the rail! Alf rolls Shayne back inside, where Sandman drags him out, and locks in the H8 LOCK~!!!!!11111 COACH Oh, this is it, the H8 Lock is hooked in! Several wrestlers spill into the ring, and in the confusion, Tyler drills Sandman from behind, forcing a break of the hold! COACH Come on, ref! COLE The referee has lost control of this one! Finally, everyone retreats, and Sandman tags in TK. TK stomps away on Shayne, then sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COACH This is it, Cole! However, Shayne blocks, and executes a vertical suplex! Shayne then crawls over to his corner, but TK grabs his foot. Reject then tries to come in, but is intercepted by the referee as Shayne makes the tag to Bo! COLE And the Metrosexual Monster is in! COACH No, he's not! Sure enough, the referee turns around and forces Bo out, having not seen the tag. COLE Tough break for Shayne Brave right there! TK whips Shayne into the ropes, and executes a clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE But he's still fighting! TK tags in Alf, who sets up Shayne in the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then brings him out and executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! COACH And now Alf finally looking to finish it! COLE No, he's gonna make a tag here! COACH Not yet! Reject comes in, and joins Alf in a double Irish whip, and double clothesline, then tags TK, who picks up Shayne in a hangman's hold. COACH Here it comes, my favorite move! Reject measures Shayne, and delivers a roundhouse kick to the midsection! COACH Yeah! The two then pick up Shayne and whip him into the ropes. COLE Come on, one of those guys has got to get out! Shayne ducks a double clothesline, and hits a double dropkick, catching each guy with one foot! COACH And now Shayne better make a tag! Reject rolls to the floor, as TK scoots over and tags Alf, who is met by Bo on the other side! COLE THERE'S THE TAG! Alf delivers right hands and chops to Bo, all of which has no effect on the big man, as he hammers Alf with BIG rights! COLE And Bo is a House Afire! Bo floors Alf with the MURDERLINE~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Sandman makes the save! COLE Wow, this one may have been over right there! Sandman hammers on the back of Bo, then goes for an Irish whip, but Bo blocks and pulls him back in for a SPINEBUSTER~! Sandman rolls out of the ring, as Reject spins Bo around and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the Eulogy! Leon then trips Reject up, and hooks him in the LIONTAMER~!!!!!11111 COLE Liontamer by Leon, on his opponent next week, Reject! COACH Imagine the pain Maggie must be going through watching this! COLE Will you shut the fuck up? TK grabs Leon from behind, and drops him with the SCORPION DEATHDROP~!!!!!11111 COLE And now TK getting in on the party! D*LUX comes from behind TK, and hits him with ROCK YOUR BODY~! Tyler then sets up Reject for AS SEEN ON 60 MINUTES~!!!!!11111, as Shayne climbs to the top, while Sandman tosses Alf in a lighttube! COLE Wait a minute, turn around, ref! Alf cracks Tyler from behind with the lighttube, as Sandman trips up Shayne on the top rope! Alf then hooks Tyler from behind in a cobra clutch, then hooks his leg and executes a front russian legsweep! COLE And look at that move by Alf, the cover! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE DAMN IT! COACH The Deadly Alliance wins! All right! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...Alfdogg, Sandman9000, Thunderkid, and Reject...the DEADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANCE!!!!![/I] COLE So the Deadly Alliance wins the favors from Josie Baker, thanks to that lighttube from Alf and Sandman! Alf starts to celebrate, but Bo gets to his feet behind him, with a look of intent on his face. He then spins Alf around, and delivers THE EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COACH Look at this! COLE Bo giving Alf his just desserts right there, and perhaps a preview of their quarterfinal matchup in the Money in the Bank tournament! COACH What a sore loser! Reject pulls Alf out of the ring, as the Deadly Alliance retreats up the aisle, and raises his arms in victory. COACH It doesn't matter, Cole, as you see right there, the Deadly Alliance won this match! COLE And as a result, they each get one of those golden tickets, representing a favor from OAOAST President Josie Baker! As Shayne helps up Tyler, Bo stands facing the aisle, as Leon comes up and raises his hand, along with Shayne's, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBbBSCgIdkM][i]Liberate[/url][/i] plays in the background.

Right out of the blue, he sent me a John Deere note.

For some reason, Maurice Evans thinks he's worth more than $2 million a year, so he didn't sign with the Warriors yet. Chris Anderson back to Denver for one year. Jason Hart back to the Clippers for Brevin Knight.

The Warriors keep beefing up that SF position, signing Maurice Evans to a three-year deal. And they're probably not going to match for Azubuike. I feel sorry for the coach who has to take that team over from Nelson. Sebastian Telfair re-signs with Minnesota.

We're not waiting another 12 hours for bps. cranda can pick whenever he gets here.

Kurt Thomas re-signs with the Spurs for two years.

DarkSoul2142 (1 month ago) the basketball is the most beautiful sport in the world!!! am I right?! of course... 0bbyTankPl0x (2 weeks ago) no your not....faggot IdanTal (2 weeks ago) yes i agree,you fucking cunt soccer bitch fan 0bbyTankPl0x (1 week ago) baseball is best IdanTal (1 week ago) baseball is for pussies who wear tights

Mario Party 3 (N64)

I'm going to start a new thread, this time using YouTube links instead of uploading the songs.

Alf (current) - Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon Alf (old) - The Wall Axel - Eat You Alive Bohemoth - Back in Black Brock Ausstin & Team Heyross - Punishment Calvin Szechstein - I'm the Bomb Candie - Candy Shop CSI - Who Are You Caboose (current) - Cochise Caboose (old) - Epic Christian Wright(current)-Slither Crystal - Plug In Baby CWM - Smells Like Teen Spirit Dan Black - Quiet Foshi-Evolution GPX - Make Her Say The Heavenly Rockers - G's & Soldiers Jamie O'Hara - Lose Yourself JINGUS - Verdi's Requiem John Brickston-Godman Syngman Jumbo - Sweet Home Chicago Leon Rodez(2nd)-Jungle Boogie Leon Rodez - Mama Said Knock You Out Lightning Crew - No Chance In Hell Los Diablos de Fuego - Work It Love Doctors - Calling Dr. Love The Mad Cappa - Breathe NNMX - The Chase NRG - Adrenaline Otaku II - Ashburn The Parka - California Love Peter Knight - Oh Hell Yeah Tha Puerto Rican - Know Your Role 99 Ragdoll - I Disappear Reject - What's the Difference (Prizefighter Remix) Sam Jackson - Armed Combat Satan's Foot Soldiers - The Lightbringer SCM - Don't Believe the Hype Sk8er Boiz - We Be Burning Some Guy - Sexy Boy Sooner Bruisers - Frankenstein Stephen Joseph-It ain't over Thunderkid - God of Thunder Tony Brannigan - Simply Ravishing The Triple Threat - Word Up Usual Suspects-Beverly Hills Vitamin X-Bling Bling Zack Malibu (current) - Getting Away With Murder Zack Malibu (old) - Saved by the Bell Those are all the ones I have on my computer as of right now, as well as MMoM's. I'll be adding them in as I get them.

"Quite a move there by...that one, uh, individual...in the white tights..." I have a couple of the 40-man ones on tape, one of which featured jobber Tom Stone as one of the last five guys. I remember seeing the Berzerker one on YouTube, not sure if it's still there or not.

Eddie House and Tony Allen re-sign with Boston for two years. Bostjan Nachbar is going to Russia.

Matt Barnes will sign a one-year deal with the Suns. The Nets are getting Keyon Dooling in a sign-and-trade with Orlando for the $3.3 million exception they got in the Jason Kidd trade.

Hmm. I've never noticed any lesser quality in the ones I've downloaded.

Good opening segment, as we're headed for Zack/Black II. And could there be more dissention in the ranks of Cucaracha International? Clem has great-great-great grandkids in school? How old is that fucker? Anyway, good thing he explained himself. I feel sorry for those kids! Good match between Bo and Mr. Dick. I see now, Clem is 84. There was some teen pregnancy on that side of the family. The segment with Moneymaker/Tony/Alix was just awesome beyond words. That's it. Looks like Sly's building up a worthy adversary for James Cone. Some nice insight dropped from Sly in there, as well. Landon's at odds with another stablemate. Can't wait to see what unfolds from the BAS. CPA with a big win over Todd Cortez. Loved the brawl outside the ring. Hopefully this is not the last of this confrontation. Nice segment with Josie & co. Some good characters in there. The Submission match should be good stuff. MOTN: Bo vs Mr. Dick LOTN: "When a D.I.C.K a big, thick, juicy, one, comes its like a finely aged merlot has filled the every inch of my mouth. I savior it, and I love it." - Theodore Moneymaker

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Maybe the person running the draft has a life, and can't be at the computer after every pick to inform the next person. As I know from other drafts, there are always people who rely totally on someone sending them a PM to summon them into the thread, and don't have the courtesy to just check in every once in a while. So, simply posting it in the thread doesn't always cut it.

"Wang gets yanked by Sox"

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Lakers won't match for Turiaf, so he will be a Warrior. Oklahoma City signs C.J. Miles to an offer sheet.