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[i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, get ready for one of our main attractions of the evening! Up next, our first of two championships are on the line tonight, in a rematch from School's Out! The challengers have demanded a rematch, and the champions have accepted, for the OAOAST tag team championship of the WORLD! ARE YOU READY?[/i]
*crowd cheers*
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[i]Charlotte, North Carolina...ARRRRRRRRE YOUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYY???[/i]
*crowd cheers*
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[i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Charlotte, and the millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRUMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i]
[i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, as the lights go out and the entrance fills with yellow strobes and smoke. The crowd boos, as Thunderkid and Reject emerge through the smoke.
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[i]Coming to the ring at this time...at a combined weight of 485 pounds! After School's Out, they issued the challenge for tonight's match, and are out to make the most of a second chance, and capture their first tag team titles. Ladies and gentlemen...the challengers...representing the Deadly Alliance...the team of THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i]
COLE
You know, when Thunderkid and Reject issued the challenge for this rematch, they said that there was no clean-cut winner in the first match! That's because they got themselves disqualified when they were facing sure defeat!
COACH
Now how can you say that, Cole?
COLE
Team Heyross had Reject set up for their coup de gras move when Thunderkid came in with that chair! It would have been over!
COACH
Who's to say Reject wouldn't have survived that move? He's a tough guy!
COLE
Well, the odds were not in his favor! And as a result of the events which transpired after that match, Charlie Moss is the worse for ware with an injured left knee!
Thunderkid and Reject roll inside, and pose on the buckles, drawing boos. They hop inside, as [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and Team Heyross gets mad props, yo as they come through the curtains.
COACH
Wow, look at Charlie Moss, this doesn't look good!
COLE
Moss with a very noticeable limp here, as the champs make their way to the ring!
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[i]Their opponents...at a combined weight of 485 pounds! Two of the grand masters of mat wrestling in our sport, they are ready to take on any obstacle, as proven by their taking on this challenge! Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the OAOAST tag team champions of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]
As Benjamin does his pose on the buckles, he is confronted by Thunderkid on the outside of the ring. As the two talk trash to one another, the referee checks the boots of Reject...as Sandman9000 runs from the back, and clobbers Moss in his injured knee with a barbed-wire baseball bat!
COLE
What is this? It's Sandman9000 again, damn it!
Moss writhes in pain, as Sandman jams the top of the bat into the knee repeatedly. Sandman slips under the ring, as Thunderkid rolls back inside, and requests that his apparel be checked. Reject then approaches Benjamin, who hops in the ring, as Sandman comes back out, and lifts up the protective padding on the outside.
COACH
And Quentin doesn't even know it! This is genius on the part of the Deadly Alliance!
Sandman rolls Moss onto his stomach, then grabs his left foot and places his own foot onto the back of his knee, ramming the injured knee into the exposed concrete! Sandman then replaces the concrete, and runs to the back.
COLE
I can't believe this! And neither the referee or Quentin Benjamin saw ANY of that!
As Benjamin begins his stretches, he finally spots Moss in serious pain on the floor. He puts his hands on his head in distress, as TK levels him from behind!
*DING DING DING*
COLE
And the match officially under way, although I don't know how much of a match it's going to be at this rate!
Benjamin goes through the ropes to the floor, as TK and Reject follow. TK stomps away on Moss, as Reject shoves Benjamin into the guardrail! Reject then joins in on the assault with TK, as they double-team Moss.
COACH
Oh man, TK and Reject along with Sandman have planned this perfectly!
COLE
And you remember, it was Sandman last week following the Match of Champions going after Moss's knee with that Singapore Cane, and tonight, he strikes again!
TK rolls back into the ring, as Reject continues on Moss.
COLE
The legal men here are going to be Benjamin and Thunderkid...
Benjamin catches TK with a clothesline as he gets to his feet! Benjamin then lays in some kicks on TK, sending him staggering into a corner, then jumps to the outside and delivers some to Reject.
COLE
And Quentin Benjamin out to aid his partner!
Reject goes to the eyes, and tries sending him into the guardrail again, but Benjamin reverses and sends Reject in! Benjamin rolls back into the ring, then ducks a TK charge, and floors him with a spinning wheel kick! Cover...
1...
2...
Kickout!
TK rolls over and tags Reject, who gets caught with a savate kick, followed by a swinging neckbreaker! Cover...
1...
2...
TK tries to save, but Benjamin hops up and gives him a shot to the gut, then begins working over him in the corner.
COLE
Benjamin fighting valiantly here, 1-against-2!
The camera cuts to Moss still in pain on the floor, then Benjamin setting up a piledriver! However, Reject hits him with a double axhandle from behind, then hooks him, as TK backs into the ropes for a clothesline...but Benjamin slips out! TK stops just in time to avoid hitting Reject, but Benjamin dropkicks the two into each other!
COACH
Benjamin looking good right now, but you got to think he's going to run out of gas soon!
Benjamin floors TK with a superkick! TK rolls into a corner, and Benjamin backs into the one across, then comes in with a Stinger splash! Benjamin then backs into the ropes as TK staggers out, and catches him with a BULLDOG~! Cover...
1...
2...
Reject saves with a legdrop to the back of the head!
COACH
See, now he's in trouble, a big legdrop from Reject, and Benjamin basically has no one to tag to here!
TK stomps away on Benjamin, then picks him up, and knocks him right back down with a European uppercut! He then tags in Reject, and wrings the arm of Benjamin as Reject climbs to the top, and comes off with a double axhandle to the shoulder. Reject then backs Benjamin into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~!
Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
And another!
Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
Reject then tags TK, who lifts Benjamin in a Hangman's hold.
COACH
They're going for the kill now!
Reject measures, and drills Benjamin with a roundhouse kick! Meanwhile, Moss is pulling himself up onto the apron!
COACH
What's this?
COLE
Look at Charlie Moss! The guts!
TK picks up Benjamin in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him down onto the mat!
COACH
Yeah, but what about the brains, Cole? And what about the career?
TK then whips Benjamin into a corner, stopping to taunt the crowd, which boos, then charges...but Benjamin rolls out of the way!
COLE
And Benjamin doing everything he can here to survive...
Benjamin rolls into his corner...where Moss tags himself in!
COLE
And Charlie Moss just tagged himself in!
COACH
This could be bad, Cole!
Moss hobbles in, and delivers a right hand to TK, then one to Reject who comes in! He goes back and forth delivering right hands!
COLE
But look at him fight! You've got to be impressed with this guy right now!
Moss hooks Reject, and drops him with an STO BACKBREAKER~!
COLE
The STO backbreaker to Reject!
Moss pulls himself up, and tosses himself at TK, knocking him back into a corner! He then pulls himself up again, and weakly whips him across, and TK bounces right out and drills him with a BICYCLE KICK~!
COLE
And Moss got caught with a bicycle kick!
TK drops down and hooks the injured knee of Moss...
1...
2...
3!!!
COACH
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!
COLE
And we have NEW World tag team champions!
COACH
TK and Reject have finally done it!
TK gets up to his knees, and gets a big smile on his face, as Reject excitedly hands him a tag team title belt.
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[i]The winners of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST tag team champions of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...the team of THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i]
Benjamin checks on Moss on the outside, as TK and Reject celebrate.
COLE
Thunderkid and Reject have taken a long and winding road to get here, but they are now the World tag team champions for the first time! They needed a lot of help to do it...
COACH
Wha...were we watching the same match, Cole? TK and Reject broke no rules within this match! Big deal, Moss had a little boo-boo on his knee...
COLE
[i]A little boo-boo???[/i] What the fuck is wrong with you? He's had weapons wrapped around it for three weeks now!
COACH
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, Cole! Look what the Celtics are doing to the Lakers right now in the Finals! It's a man's game, and the Lakers are a bunch of kids! Same situation here!
Reject wipes the sweat from his brow, and flings it down onto Team Heyross on the outside, then the new champs depart the ring, as the fans pelt them with trash in the aisle.
COLE
So one title has changed hands here tonight, later on, we'll see if Christian Wright can make it 2-for-2! Right now, let's go to...