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Why didn't anyone tell us that majormayhem1 hacked Broward's account.

And it only took one day to get a whiny "A Super Bowl in a cold weather city? OH NOES" article from ESPN.

There's that great Celtic defense.

Has anyone had the Ranch Chicken Rings from White Castle. Mmmmmmmmm.

Great job weathering the storm by Detroit, and Allen now has 5 fouls with 3 minutes left in the third.

omg finally. I had these last two picks mapped out since the sixth round, but then I remembered this guy was available, and after comparing this guy and the other guy I had in mind, I changed this pick to: Jack Sikma, C/F 15.6 points, 9.8 rebounds, 3.2 assists, .464 FG%, .328 3PT%, .849 FT% 12th all-time in defensive rebounds (8,274) 7-time All-Star All-Defensive 2nd team, 1982 Member of 1979 NBA champion Seattle SuperSonics

I saw it today, as well. And...I would still do Karen Allen.

[i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas plays, as the lights go out. The entryway is lit up by yellow strobes, then yellow smoke fills it up, with Thunderkid and Reject walking through. COLE Deadly Alliance members set for tag team action here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance...the team of THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i] COLE And Thunderkid and Reject will challenge for the World tag team titles this Sunday at School's Out, as they face Team Heyross! Reject enters the ring and poses on the ropes, to boos, as TK slowly enters the ring and prepares to warm up for the match, as [i]It's Raining Men[/i] hits, and Los Diablos come out as pink and yellow strobes flash throughout the arena. COLE And this will be a great test for them right here! BUFFER [i]Their opponents...hailing from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, at a combined weight of 340 pounds...MORACCA and MARIACHI, LOS DIABLOS DE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Los Diablos dance their way down the aisle, then roll into the ring and continue their dance. Moracca hands off his sombrero, then the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH Stop kidding yourself, Cole. TK and Reject ae going to roll through these two right into School's Out, and they ARE going to be the next tag team champions! I've said it all along! Mariachi starts off with Reject, as the two circle the ring. Mariachi goes in for a tieup, but Reject delivers a knee to the gut, and hammers him to the mat. COLE And right away, Reject taking advantage of the size, just overpowering Mariachi right there! Reject stomps away on Mariachi, then drapes him over the ropes and chokes away, breaking at the referee's four-count. He then whips Mariachi across, but Mariachi ducks a clothesline, then turns around and delivers a foot to the gut, then grabs him by the hair and slams his face into the mat! COLE And a nice move there by Mariachi! TK jumps into the ring, but is intercepted by Moracca with a jumping headbutt! Los Diablos then set up TK and Reject, whipping them into one another! TK and Reject regroup on the outside, as the Diablos dance seductively in the ring. COLE And a nice sequence by Los Diablos, TK and Reject out to regroup! Reject rolls back inside, and tags in TK, who moves towards Moracca and kicks him in the gut, then lifts him for a PRESS SLAM~! COACH Like a child, Cole! However, Moracca slips behind the back, and attempts a reverse sunset! TK blocks with the ropes, as Mariachi comes in and runs at Moracca, who propels him over his own head and on top of TK! COLE But Los Diablos too quick right now for TK and Reject! Reject comes in and is hit with a dropkick from Moracca! Los Diablos once again whip TK and Reject into one another, this time getting down on all fours, as TK and Reject back up and trip over them! Los Diablos join hands and floor TK with a double clothesline, then do the same to Reject! COLE And if TK and Reject come out like this on Sunday, that match will be over in a hurry! COACH Yeah, but come on, Cole. This is just like the Spurs and Lakers...Los Diablos are looking hot right now, but sooner or later that championship mettle is going to prevail. [img=http://www.ideaspot.net/nba/southwest/small/spurs1-sm.gif] [img=http://www.ideaspot.net/nba/southwest/small/spurs2-sm.gif] [img=http://www.ideaspot.net/nba/southwest/small/spurs3-sm.gif [img]http://www.ideaspot.net/nba/pacific/small/nolakers-sm.gif] TK and Reject regroup on the outside, then TK slides back in, but is caught in a side headlock from Mariachi. TK shoves him off, then puts his head down, but Mariachi gives him a kick to the face. Mariachi then whips TK across, but TK hooks the ropes and slides to the outside. TK points to his head as the crowd boos, then Moracca taps him on the shoulder, and TK turns around to be met with a thumb to each eye! However, in the ring, Reject sneaks in and floors Mariachi with a spinkick! COACH Now we're talkin', Reject! TK shakes off the cobwebs, then rolls back inside and tags Reject. TK then picks up Mariachi, draping him across the ropes, then picking up his legs, as Reject comes off the top with a double axhandle! COLE Big double axhandle from Reject! Reject then backs Mariachi in the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then tags TK back in, and the two grab Mariachi by each arm, pulling him out of the corner, and ramming him right back in. TK steps over Mariachi, who is on all fours, and jumps onto his back. TK then picks up Mariachi, and delivers a backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK backs Mariachi into the corner, and fires off European uppercuts, then tags Reject, and lifts Mariachi in a hangman's hold. COACH Oh yes, my favorite move! COLE :rolleyes: Reject measures Mariachi, and delivers a kick to the midsection! Reject poses for the crowd, to boos, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Mariachi, to his credit, still fighting! Reject whips Mariachi into the ropes, and puts his head down, and Mariachi delivers a kick! COLE Now Mariachi with a chance to tag! However, Reject hooks the leg, then makes a tag to TK, who comes in and drops an elbow on the helpless Mariachi. TK then picks up Mariachi, and drops him throat-first across the ropes! He then whips him across the ring, and floors him with a big clothesline! TK tags Reject back in, and Reject places one foot on the chest of Mariachi... 1... 2... Mariachi grabs the leg of Reject and rolls him up! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject quickly gets to his feet and stomps away on Mariachi, then climbs to the top rope, and drills him with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Reject makes a tag to TK, who whips Mariachi across, and charges...but Mariachi gets a foot up, then comes out with a bulldog! Mariachi then rolls over slowly, and makes the tag to Moracca! COLE And there's the tag! Moracca jumps in, and delivers a dropkick to TK, then another to Reject! He then delivers another to each man, before delivering a foot to the gut of Reject, and executing a FAME-ASSER~! Cover... 1... 2... TK breaks the count! COLE And TK there for the save! Mariachi comes in and dropkicks TK from behind, sending him over the top to the floor! Reject then floors him with a clothesline as he turns around! However, Moracca hammers Reject, and attempts an Irish whip, Reject reverses, and TK reaches up and trips Moracca! COLE And a cheap shot from the outside! Moracca, dazed, stumbles to his feet, just in time for Reject to catch him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH Forget it, Cole! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match...the team of THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i] COLE So a big win for Thunderkid and Reject heading into this Sunday, as they hope for another big win that will get them their first tag team championship!

Well, it was slightly less akward than Bush dancing with the Africans. And far less awkward than Hacksaw Jim Duggan hosting WWE Kiss Cam "She kissed him like a HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!"

It's been pretty bad, but there's plenty of blame to go around. I'm not sure why Popovich stayed with Udoka for so long, he was pretty bad in the fourth quarter. And Kobe pretty much showed why he was the MVP.

Maybe they'll call one over-the-back on Gasol before this game is over.

I keep reading "Retired Gimmick Poster" as "Retarded Gimmick Poster" at the bottom of the front page.

OK, here is the first mock from Chad Ford. 1. Chicago - Michael Beasley, PF/6-10/235/19/Kansas St. 2. Miami - Derrick Rose, PG/6-3/205/19/Memphis 3. Minnesota - Brook Lopez, C/7-0/260/20/Stanford 4. Seattle - Jerryd Bayless, PG/6-3/190/19/Arizona 5. Memphis - O.J. Mayo, SG/6-4/195/20/USC 6. New York - Danilo Gallinari, SF/6-9/212/19/Italy 7. LA Clippers - Russell Westbrook, PG/6-3/189/19/UCLA 8. Milwaukee - Eric Gordon, SG/6-4/215/19/Indiana 9. Charlotte - Kevin Love, PF/6-10/275/19/UCLA 10. New Jersey - Anthony Randolph, PF/6-11/220/18/LSU 11. Indiana - D.J. Augustin, PG/6-0/180/20/Texas 12. Sacramento - Darrell Arthur, PF/6-10/225/20/Kansas 13. Portland - Joe Alexander, SF/6-8/220/21/West Virginia 14. Golden State - DeAndre Jordan, C/7-0/255/20/Texas A&M 15. Phoenix (from Atlanta) - Donte Greene, SF/6-10/225/20/Syracuse 16. Philadelphia - Marreese Speights, C/6-10/245/19/Florida 17. Toronto - Robin Lopez, C/7-0/245/20/Stanford 18. Washington - JaVale McGee, PF/7-0/237/20/Nevada 19. Cleveland - Kosta Koufos, C/7-0/265/19/Ohio St. 20. Denver - Ty Lawson, PG/5-11/195/20/North Carolina 21. New Jersey (from Dallas) - Chase Budinger, SG/6-7/205/20/Arizona 22. Orlando - Brandon Rush, SG/6-7/205/22/Kansas 23. Utah - Roy Hibbert, C/7-2/275/21/Georgetown 24. Seattle (from Phoenix) - Serge Ibaka, PF/6-10/220/18/Congo 25. Houston - J.J. Hickson, PF/6-9/240/19/NC State 26. San Antonio - Nicolas Batum, SF/6-8/210/19/France 27. New Orleans - Bill Walker, SF/6-6/235/20/Kansas St. 28. Memphis (from LA Lakers) - Nathan Jawai, PF/6-10/270/21/Australia 29. Detroit - Chris Douglas-Roberts, SG/6-6/195/21/Memphis 30. Boston - Ante Tomic, C/7-2/237/21/Croatia

I'm amazed the Bucks didn't end up #2 behind the Bulls, just to further bury the Pacers in the Central. This sucks

I'm going to kill you, naiwf. My coach: Rick Adelman Princeton offense ftw

With only one game left in the first round, I'll go ahead and start this. East -1- Boston vs -4- Cleveland -2- Detroit vs -3- Orlando West -1- LA Lakers vs -4- Utah -2- New Orleans vs -3- San Antonio Sat, May 3 Detroit 91, Orlando 72 New Orleans 101, San Antonio 82 Sun, May 4 LA Lakers 109, Utah 98 Mon, May 5 Detroit 100, Orlando 93 New Orleans 102, San Antonio 84 Tue, May 6 Boston 76, Cleveland 72 Wed, May 7 Orlando 111, Detroit 86 LA Lakers 120, Utah 110 Thu, May 8 Boston 89, Cleveland 73 San Antonio 110, New Orleans 99 Fri, May 9 Utah 104, LA Lakers 99 Sat, May 10 Detroit 90, Orlando 89 Cleveland 108, Boston 84 Sun, May 11 Utah 123, LA Lakers 115, OT San Antonio 100, New Orleans 80 Mon, May 12 Cleveland 88, Boston 77 Tue, May 13 Detroit 91, Orlando 86, Detroit wins 4-1 New Orleans 101, San Antonio 79 Wed, May 14 Boston 96, Cleveland 89 LA Lakers 111, Utah 104 Thu, May 15 San Antonio 99, New Orleans 80 Fri, May 16 Cleveland 74, Boston 69 LA Lakers 108, Utah 105, Lakers win 4-2 Sun, May 18 Boston 97, Cleveland 92, Boston wins 4-3 Mon, May 19 San Antonio 91, New Orleans 82, San Antonio wins 4-3

I can't wait for Spurs/Pistons II. It's going to be great.

OK, the poll is up. I'm taking Pistons and Spurs, both in 6.

I'm going to add a poll to this topic shortly. Also, the draft lottery is on before tommorrow's game.

Ween - Push Th' Little Daisies Who else remembers this one

According to the Bergen Record, the Nets and Nuggets have been discussing a big trade, with the primary pieces being Carmelo Anthony and Marcus Camby going to the Nets in exchange for Richard Jefferson, Marcus Williams, Keith Van Horn's contract and the Nets' lottery pick. Vince Carter and Anthony on the same team...hahahahaha

If you guys are wondering why some posts are missing, I made them invisible because there was some confusion over the draft order. To clarify, it's MFer up now with two picks, followed by 909, Roy, and VX. I'll add Chris and Cuban's picks back in after those, assuming those guys are still on the board.

When I picked Cooper, my choice was between him and Alvin Robertson. In the end, I just felt that Cooper's outside shooting made him a better fit for the team I'm trying to build.

Something I think is worth noting: In the Pistons' past 5 conference finals, they're 0-3 when they have home court advantage, and 2-0 when the other team has it.