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And here's a tribute to the Isiah Thomas era, courtesy of ESPN. http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/...egoryId=2378529

This thread will encompass the remainder of the regular season. Sun, Apr. 6 Golden State @ New Orleans, 1:00 ABC Dallas @ Phoenix, 3:30 ABC Detroit @ Miami, 6:00 Milwaukee @ Indiana, 6:00 San Antonio @ Portland, 6:00 Orlando @ New York, 7:00 LA Lakers @ Sacramento, 9:00 Denver @ Seattle, 9:00 Houston @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Tue, Apr. 8 Minnesota @ Charlotte, 7:00 Atlanta @ Indiana, 7:00 Chicago @ Miami, 7:30 New York @ Detroit, 8:00 Boston @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Phoenix @ Memphis, 8:00 Utah @ New Orleans, 8:00 Seattle @ Dallas, 8:30 LA Lakers @ Portland, 10:00 Denver @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Sacramento @ Golden State, 10:30 Wed, Apr. 9 Milwaukee @ Toronto, 7:00 Detroit @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Boston @ Washington, 7:00 ESPN Chicago @ Orlando, 7:00 New Jersey @ Cleveland, 7:00 Charlotte @ New York, 7:30 New Orleans @ Minnesota, 8:00 Seattle @ Houston, 8:30 Phoenix @ San Antonio, 9:30 ESPN Thu, Apr. 10 Denver @ Golden State, 8:00 TNT Utah @ Dallas, 8:30 LA Lakers @ LA Clippers, 10:30 TNT Fri, Apr. 11 New Jersey @ Toronto, 7:00 Indiana @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Minnesota @ Orlando, 7:00 Cleveland @ Chicago, 7:00 ESPN2 Milwaukee @ Boston, 7:30 Atlanta @ New York, 7:30 Memphis @ Miami, 7:30 Washington @ Detroit, 8:00 Phoenix @ Houston, 8:30 Seattle @ San Antonio, 8:30 Portland @ Sacramento, 10:00 New Orleans @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Sat, Apr. 12 Philadelphia @ Washington, 7:00 Boston @ Atlanta, 7:00 Charlotte @ Indiana, 7:00 Minnesota @ Memphis, 8:00 New Jersey @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Denver @ Utah, 9:00 New Orleans @ Sacramento, 10:00 Dallas @ Portland, 10:00 LA Clippers @ Golden State, 10:30 Sun, Apr. 13 Toronto @ Detroit, 1:00 ABC San Antonio @ LA Lakers, 3:30 ABC Miami @ Cleveland, 6:00 Orlando @ Chicago, 7:00 Houston @ Denver, 9:00 Dallas @ Seattle, 9:00 Mon, Apr. 14 Miami @ Toronto, 7:00 Cleveland @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Indiana @ Washington, 7:00 Boston @ New York, 7:30 Chicago @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Houston @ Utah, 9:00 Golden State @ Phoenix, 10:00 San Antonio @ Sacramento, 10:00 Tue, Apr. 15 Orlando @ Atlanta, 7:00 Charlotte @ New Jersey, 7:30 Minnesota @ Detroit, 7:30 LA Clippers @ New Orleans, 8:00 Memphis @ Portland, 10:00 Sacramento @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Wed, Apr. 16 New Orleans @ Dallas, 7:00 ESPN Philadelphia @ Charlotte, 7:00 Washington @ Orlando, 7:00 Detroit @ Cleveland, 7:00 New York @ Indiana, 7:00 New Jersey @ Boston, 7:30 Atlanta @ Miami, 7:30 Milwaukee @ Minnesota, 8:00 Toronto @ Chicago, 8:30 LA Clippers @ Houston, 8:30 Memphis @ Denver, 9:00 Utah @ San Antonio, 9:30 ESPN Portland @ Phoenix, 9:30 Seattle @ Golden State, 10:30

"SELL THE KNICKS" is another popular chant there, I think. I would hope that most Knick fans are smart enough to realize it will take more than one year to clean up Isiah's mess.

I was wondering where DuckTales and Rescue Rangers were in that vid, but then I saw they were in the 80's montage. EDIT: 3:48 of this vid. I have the lunchbox.

fuck u ben wallace, u should of never left detroit u ass, ur ass smells like shit, thats what ur shemale brizallian wife said on ur fuckin dumb ass website u fuckin cunt, u eat dick like hot dogs in morning off ur wife, and u let her fuck u in ass, untill its time for u to lose again with the fuckin shit bulls....

There was an column in the Salt Lake Tribune today implying that the Jazz tanked last night's game in order to get the Rockets in the first round instead of the Spurs.

Still need keepers from Fokai and Precious Roy, or at least assurance of whether or not they'll be back next season.

Boston in 4 Cleveland in 6 - Cleveland really has been lucky here the last two years. If the players are allowed to decide this series, then I still think Washington has the better team here. But, fat chance of that happening with LeBron James. Magic in 6 - Surprised to see so many people picking them, I figured this would be a sexy upset pick for a lot of people. Pistons in 5 Lakers in 5 Utah in 6 San Antonio in 6 New Orleans in 7

Added the schedule into the original post. If you have NBATV, you may even be able to watch the Orlando/Toronto series! I'll have my predictions tommorrow.

This is really quite infuriating knowing that as great as the Pacers played down the stretch, that blown TJ Ford game-winner resulted in the Hawks having one more win than us. Then again, if we could beat the fucking Bobcats at home, that becomes irrelevant.

Jason Kidd with 27 points? Is this 2008, or 2002? Dallas locks up the 7th seed, as Kidd also records his 100th triple-double, and first since going back to Dallas. So that means Lakers/Nuggets and Hornets/Mavs in round 1.

Defense is optional in Indianapolis tonight.

Put this one at the top of the show. Cut outside, where a dirty white limo pulls into the lot. The limo has decals on it to appear as if it is wrapped in barbed wire. The driver and a passenger get out, and open the doors on both sides. The camera is focused on the driver's side, as Alfdogg steps out of the limo, nattily attired in an all-black suit with a red tie, to the boos of the crowd. COACH Here they are, can you believe it? On the other side, Reject steps out, attired in a gravel-colored suit, followed by Thunderkid, wearing a black tux/gangster hat getup, with a sea green sash on the hat. Sandman9000 steps out behind Alf, in his normal ring attire, with a black tie. COLE Yes indeed, folks, we never thought we'd say this again, but the Deadly Alliance has arrived at the arena! Alf smiles as the DA starts its walk to the arena. Once inside the building, Bohemoth walks by, to a mixed reaction of mostly boos. ALF Hey, big guy! Bo turns, and stares down Alf, who holds his hand out as if to say "take it easy". ALF I just wanted to you know...you were right to snuff Malibu at AngleMania. That was your moment, and don't anyone tell you any different. Bo continutes to stare down Alf for a second, then nods and grins just slightly. BO I appreciate that. Alf smiles, as Bo turns and walks away. The DA then continues its walk to the arena. COLE This is shaping up to be some kind of night here on HeldDOWN~! This one can go wherever. COLE Let's go up to the ring, and Jesse "The Body" Ventura! JESSE You know, Michael Cole, as I sat and watched HeldDOWN~! last week, and I saw what transpired after the main event, this interview was just too tempting for the Body to pass up. I had to be the first one to get the scoop, from the group themselves! So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Alfdogg, Sandman9000, Thunderkid and Reject, THE DEADLY ALLIANCE! [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and Alfdogg leads the Deadly Alliance through the curtains. The four men stand at the top of the ramp, as Alf smiles once again. COLE Truly shocking. The DA walks to the ring, and all four men pose on the buckles, then Alf joins Jesse at mid-ring. JESSE I guess my first question is, Alf...how did this all come to pass? ALF Well, you know, Jesse...I've done everything here in the OAOAST. I've been the World champion twice...I'm the only three-time Heartland champion...Lethal Rumble winner...and to be honest, it all gets boring after a while. I'm ready to have some fun, Jesse. And last week, that was the most fun I've had here in a long, long time, just staring down at that wannabe, Tha Puerto Rican, and his buddy Rico Suave as they were laying at our feet. :lol: JESSE You know, Alf, what's really intriguing about this whole thing, is how you managed to get Sandman9000 on the same page, mere days after you bloody brawl at AngleMania! ALF I gotta be honest, Jesse...when Sandman came back many months ago, I wasn't sure what to make of it. Yes, he's held the Heartland title for over six months, but let's face it...he wasn't facing Alfdogg. He wasn't facing EvenflowDDT. He wasn't facing JINGUS. He wasn't facing Some Guy. I had to get Sandman back in the ring, to make sure he was still the warrior I remembered from the glory days. And at AngleMania...I found out he was that, and more. That was when I knew, I had to have this guy on my side. And here we are today. JESSE And in the process, you've locked up a shot at the World tag team titles for Thunderkid and Reject! REJECT That's right! This is a long time coming for me and Thunderkid. Sure, we had our differences in the past, but we've grown above that. And we've got unfinished business as a team, and that's to take the World tag team titles from those chumps Team Heyross. THUNDERKID That's right, Reject. Charlie Moss, you may be a four-time All-American in amateur wrestling, but soon enough, you'll be catching a professional ass-kicking from the two of us. And Quentin Benjamin? He's nobody's friend. If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines, and [i]dick.[/i] JESSE :lol: ALF And I know PRL, he's one of these guys that has more guts than brains. He thinks he wants a piece of me, and will put his title on the line. And that will be the last mistake he makes as the World champion. *crowd boos* ALF So take notes, all you Johnny-come-lately stables...in the coming weeks, the Deadly Alliance is gonna show you all how it's done. [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and The Deadly Alliance departs. JESSE Michael Cole, we're witnessing history, right before our very eyes! The Deadly Alliance is BACK! Back to Sofa Central!

OK, here's the situation in the West. The Lakers and Hornets have locked up the #1 and #2 spots, respectively. The winner of the Utah/SA game tommorrow locks up the #3 spot. If the Spurs lose and the Suns (vs POR) win, then the Suns would move into 4th, the Spurs would fall to 5th and the Rockets (vs LAC), win or lose, would fall to 6th. The Rockets can not move higher than 5th. If Denver (vs MEM) wins and Dallas (vs NO) loses, Denver would move into 7th, and Dallas would fall to 8th.

Yeah, it doesn't really matter. If the Finals is Hawks/Nuggets, I'll still watch.

Since acquiring Shaq, the Suns have gotten more media fellatio than any team in the league. I don't see how you can cite the media as a reason to not want the Lakers or Cavs in the Finals, and then say you want the Suns there.

As far as All-NBA teams go...my first and second teams are actually the same as Ripper's. The first team is pretty much indisputable, although I could understand if Amare made first team over Howard. On the third team, I'd probably go with Carlos Boozer in Jamison's spot, and Marcus Camby in Wallace's. Unbelieveable that Dirk could go from being the MVP to being shut out the next season.

I had a counterpoint for Roy's post, but I couldn't put it into words without it sounding stupid, so I'll go ahead and concede this argument. I guess there are only six individual awards. Unless you count Executive of the Year, which I don't. In non-playoff news, the Blazers waived Darius Miles yesterday. Enjoy life after basketball.

OK, my awards. MVP: Kobe Bryant. Like Ripper said, though, it could go either way. You won't hear a word of complaint from over here if Chris Paul gets it. I just think Kobe has had to overcome more adversity, with Bynum going down, and then the trade for Gasol, having to work an All-Star into the system at mid-season, and still looking to have the #1 seed. ROTY: Al Horford. Durant's going to get it, of course; he's been penciled in ever since Oden was declared out. But honestly, outside of a few noteworthy games, Durant had a pretty meh rookie season. I actually thought Al Thornton, once he started to get minutes, was a more impressive all-around player. Durant's only going to get better, of course, but this season Horford was a more efficient player and a key commodity for a playoff team. Defensive POTY: Kevin Garnett. I think Josh Smith will get his due here one day, but the thing that separates Garnett from him and Marcus Camby is the way his mindset has rubbed off on the rest of his team. You look at Denver...their defensive capabilities as a team have been well documented. Atlanta...they're certainly no Denver, but still not a particularly good defensive team. "Paul Pierce's defense has really been the difference here in the first half" is something I never thought I'd hear before this season. COTY: Rick Adelman. When it comes down to it, a 22-game win streak despite losing arguably your best player right in the middle of it has got to be worth something. 6MOTY: For me, this is a toss-up between Kyle Korver and James Jones. Utah was looking like they might miss the playoffs before making that trade, now they can get as high as the 2 seed, depending on how that NO/LAC game ended up. And in the case of Jones, his ability to spread the floor was a huge X-factor for the Blazers, and his absence for a few weeks really killed all their momentum after that 13-game win streak. But, honestly, I don't know why this award even exists anymore, or why they don't rename it "The Guy Who Scores The Most Points Coming Off The Bench Award". Because that's always what it ends up being. Ginobili is one of my favorite players, but like Ripper said, he's not a true sixth man. MIP: Mike Dunleavy. All the other candidates "improved" because they got more playing time. After largely being considered a bust, Dunleavy has become a bonafide go-to-guy for the Pacers, and is finally looking like a guy drafted with the #3 overall pick. Oakland's trash is our treasure. I'll have my All-league teams in a bit. I was thinking there was seven of these awards...which one am I forgetting.

FYI, all first-round matchups in the East are set. -1- Boston vs -8- Atlanta -4- Cleveland vs -5- Washington -3- Orlando vs -6- Toronto -2- Detroit vs -7- Philadelphia I'll post my awards tommorrow night, but it looks like they're mostly the same as Ripper's.

Well, given that 1. We were picked to finish second to last in the East by ESPN 2. We played half the season without two starters 3. We didn't have Mike Bibby fall into our laps at the All-Star break I'm surprisingly pleased with the way our season ended up. We should have a lot of confidence built up going into next season, depending on what the offseason brings. Maybe Ron Artest will come back. Congrats to the Hawks though, srsly. I'm glad they got the spot if it had to be someone besides us; they deserve it after everything ownership has put that team through. Plus, if they missed, we were looking at the Suns having a shot at the #1 pick.

For future reference, just do a Google search and you can get a translator that you can put right on your Google page (as well as the metric converter I used for the weights). You may have to register an account first, I can't quite remember. I'm far too lazy to look up every word and do it that way. Great showing by Nathaniel Black in the opener. The other semifinalists better take notice. Landon stealing Todd Cortez's camera and promo time. Whatta dick. Remember what I said about taking notice to Black? It looks like notice is taken, courtesy of Todd Cortez. He's in a foul mood, and Fly never had a chance. Hilarious skit with the CAE's and Leon. That's right, MEL, you make him get his own sauce! And there's the big turn from Jock. Can't wait for the payoff from this. Baron JUMPED through the window to escape! What an act of cowardice! First leg of the European scouting tour was a big hit. Kudos to Landon for sweating out another win. So, Popick is leaving, eh? And his Corporation is kaput? Dug the "out/safe/out/safe" bit with Cole and Coach. We may need another heel stable to fill the Corporation's void. Sly is back, and he's facing Bohemoth next week. Should be great stuff. I'm interested to see what direction Bo's character goes from here. To follow up on that, the usual INTENSE~! promo from Zack. Looks as if he's not done with Bohemoth. Terrific match between Leon and Christian Wright. Leon/Todd should be even better. MOTN: Leon Rodez vs Christian Wright LOTN: Choose pretty much any line from the Leon/CAE scene.

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