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Well, they did still have Yao for the first 12 games, and the opposition hasn't exactly been top-notch in the eight since they lost him. Only two of the eight games have been on the road. Washington Memphis Denver (good win) Indiana @ Dallas (no Dirk) New Orleans (good win) New Jersey @ Atlanta But like I said, you still have to be impressed by 20 wins in a row, and they've also have won by at least 8 points in all but four of those games, including the last 12.

COLE Right now, let's go up to the ring, where Anglesault will oversee the contract signing between Sandman and Alfdogg! Anglesault is shown in the ring, with a hoard of OAOAST officials. ANGLESAULT All right, Lafayette! At AngleMania VII on March 30 from Los Angeles, we have got a big match for the Heartland title, one of the biggest matches in the history of the Heartland division! Well, I'm out here to make that match official, I have the contract, so first, let's bring out the challenger! *crowd reacts with mostly boos* ANGLESAULT He'll be going for his record fourth Heartland title in just over two weeks at AngleMania VII, and is also a two-time former OAOAST World champion! Ladies and gentlemen...ALFDOGG!!!!! [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays, and Alfdogg makes his way to the ring, once again greeted with boos, with a few scattered cheers. COLE And here he comes, could he become a four-time Heartland champion on March 30? COACH If anyone can do it, it's Alf, but Sandman has yet to taste defeat since returning to the OAOAST almost six months ago! Alf walks slowly to the ring, and smiles as he steps through the ropes. He raises his arms in the air, then walks over to the chair which gives him a view of the aisle. ANGLESAULT And ladies and gentlemen, his opponent! *crowd cheers* ANGLESAULT He is a former OAOAST World tag team champion, and the reigning OAOAST Heartland champion...SANDMAN9000!!!!! The lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. COLE AngleMania VII will mark the 6-month anniversary of this man's return and victory in the Chamber of Hell, a match Alf was also a part of! Sandman enters the ring and sits in the near chair, as the officials split sides, half behind him and half behind Alf. ANGLESAULT OK, we've got the participants in place...Alf, you start us off! Anglesault puts the contract down in front of Alf, and Alf grabs the pen and signs it. ANGLESAULT OK, we're halfway there...Sandman? Alf slowly slides the contract over to Sandman, who grabs the pen, and signs it. ANGLESAULT All right folks, it's official! Alf and Sandman stand up and face off, with officials surrounding them. ANGLESAULT History will be made, one way or the other, at AngleMania VII! Alf and Sandman continue to stare one another down, then Alf simply pats the belt around Sandman's waist, and exits the ring. COLE And Alf signaling that he's going to take back the Heartland title in 16 days! It's now official, another huge match set for AngleMania VII, for the Heartland title!

The match already submitted in GCF. Also, contract signing for the Heartland title match at AngleMania.

Yeah, I think we're starting to go a little overboard with this Rockets stuff. a 20-game win streak is remarkable under any circumstances, but I still think they're toast in the playoffs without Yao Ming.

The Clippers have signed Smush Parker for the rest of the season.

20 in a row for the Rockets.

BLOW ME

DJ Clue's Super Mario Remix plays, and the Burrough Boys make their way through the curtains, to the boos of the crowd. COLE And here come the Burrough Boys, to the boos of this crowd here in Louisiana! Let's to to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, accompanied by fellow Burrough Boys Mariano, Luther, and Waldo...hailing from Queens, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds...Burrough Boy QUUUUUUUUUUUUINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!![/i] COLE So it'll be Quincy competing in this match for the Burrough Boys, who last week, ambushed their former ally, Reject, right here in this very ring! They said that Reject hadn't been producing results in the ring, and it was reflecting on them! Quincy slides in the ring, and starts shadow boxing as his partners egg him on. [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way through the yellow strobes and smoke in the entryway. COACH Well. Quincy's got a tough test here tonight! BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] Thunderkid walks down to the ring, then slides inside and poses on the buckles. As the lights come on, the other three Burrough Boys are gone from ringside. COLE And apparently Quincy's group has been sent to the back! COACH What for? COLE Well, they're not licensed managers! *DING DING DING* TK and Quincy circle the ring, and tie up. TK promptly shoves Quincy off into a corner! COLE And right away, TK showing off that power! COACH Gotta use your speed here, Quincy! Quincy gets to his feet slowly, then moves in, and quickly goes behind TK. He grabs a waistlock, then quickly drops down and trips TK to the mat from behind, hopping over and paintbrushing him after the fact! COLE And now Quincy trying to get under the skin of TK! COACH That was a nice trip by Quincy, though! COLE A very good wrestling move, I have to admit! TK moves in on Quincy, who goes to the eyes, and backs TK into a corner. He delivers some quick kicks, then steps out and delivers a spinning thrust kick to the face! COACH And Reject felt that one last week! Quincy then executes a monkey flip, kipping up and then celebrating, not knowing that TK had flipped right over to his feet! COLE And Quincy may want to turn around right here! Quincy does turn around, just in time for TK to deliver a big right, sending him back into the corner. TK delivers big rights in the corner, followed by a stiff European uppercut! He then whips Quincy across the ring, and catches him coming back in a PRESS SLAM~! COACH Uh-oh... TK walks to the ropes and tosses Quincy right to the floor! COLE And a long way down for Quincy, as TK in complete control of this match! Quincy starts to get to his feet, and TK gives chase as Quincy takes off gingerly around the ring! Finally, Quincy ducks underneath the ring, and TK follows. After a few seconds, Waldo makes his way into the ring, selling phony injuries. COLE Wait a minute! Coach, that's not the right one! TK slides out, and follows Waldo inside, who begs off. TK picks up Waldo, who goes to the eyes, then starts delivering body blows, and executes a vertical suplex! He follows with a standing somersault senton, then a regular standing senton! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Waldo then rolls to the outside and grabs a chair, which is promptly taken by the referee. COLE And now Waldo attempting to blatantly cheat right in front of the referee! COACH No, he's not! Look! As the referee turns to put the chair away, Luther appears and springs to the top rope, coming down on TK as Waldo holds him on the ropes! COLE And now another one in there! That's Luther! This is like a 4-on-1 handicap match! COACH No, it's only 3-on-1 so far! COLE But you know Mariano is lurking under there somewhere! COACH How do you know that? COLE ...are you a fucking idiot? Waldo jumps out and goes under the ring, as Luther stays in. He picks TK up, and executes a twisting neckbreaker! 1... 2... Kickout! Luther picks up TK, and whips him into a corner, then charges...but TK moves out of the way! TK grabs Luther from behind, and executes a back suplex! Both men lay on the mat, as the referee counts! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! Both men get to their feet, and TK quickly wins a slugfest. He then whips Luther into the ropes. Luther ducks a clothesline, but gets caught in a bodypress attempt, and TK executes a FALLAWAY SLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK attempts another Irish whip, but Luther reverses, and TK is tripped from the outside! COLE And look at this! What's the referee doing? Luther tosses TK to the outside, then distracts the referee as TK is double-teamed by Mariano and Quincy! COACH Mariano! What a surprise! COLE :rolleyes: They roll TK back inside, where Luther covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Luther then removes a turnbuckle pad, which, again, is blocked by the referee. As the referee assesses the situation, this allows Quincy to jump back in. COLE And another substitution, now it's Quincy back in! Quincy sets up a piledriver, but TK blocks, and backdrops him! TK then floors Quincy with a clothesline! A second! A third! TK then whips Quincy into the ropes, and catches him with a BICYCLE KICK! COLE And TK amazingly able to withstand this! TK then signals for the end, picks Quincy up, and plants him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COACH I can't believe this! Mariano, who was peeking over the apron, slides in and goes after TK, but is met with a clothesline, as the referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* TK gets caught with a MISSILE DROPKICK from Luther, then he and Waldo stomp away on TK, with Mariano shortly joining, as Reject jogs down the aisle, steel chair in hand! COLE And here comes Reject! COACH Listen to the crowd, too! Indeed, the crowd cheers as Reject slides in and blasts Waldo across the back with the chair! Luther then takes a shot to the head, but Mariano grabs the chair from Reject! He cranks it up, but TK takes it from [i]him[/i], then hits him over the head with it, causing him to stagger back into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 from Reject! COLE I never thought I'd see this again, and neither did this crowd here in Louisiana! Listen to them! Reject gets up, and is looking TK right in the eye. After a brief awkward stare-off, Reject turns and exits the ring, and walks to the back. COACH I don't know what to make of this situation, Cole! COLE Well, I'm sure we'll hear more about it in the weeks leading to AngleMania! Right now, let's go to...

Who would have thought that in March, the Suns and Mavs would be 6th and 7th in the West, respectively? Not only that, but Dallas is fourth in the Southwest division.

Reggie Miller discusses "the titty" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mGMNDzqz_o

I'm disappointed at the lack of "WADE" column on the ESPNNEWS ticker.

IU lost to Penn State tonight. That should do wonders for our seeding.

Chris Duhon got benched tonight by the Bulls because he blew off a team workout to attend the UNC/Duke game.

Vince McMahon's ladder legdrop, was it cool or what?

When did Dwyane Wade start playing for UCLA?

DJ Clue's Super Mario Mix hits, and the Burrough Boys walk through the curtains, holding two packages. Quincy is wearing an LSU football jersey. COLE Well, the Burrough Boys on their way to the ring, unscheduled, obviously with something to say! COACH I wonder what could be in the boxes? Waldo is holding a small square box, and Luther is holding a longer, but skinny box. The Boys enter the ring, and Mariano grabs a mic. MARIANO As you know...last week, there was a big battle royal at the Leap Year Spectacular, a big Heartland battle royal. And our guy, Reject, he came *that close* to winning that thing, and facing Sandman9000 at AngleMania VII. Mariano makes his way over to Luther and Waldo, who are holding the boxes. MARIANO Now, Reject's really had some bad luck lately in the ring, and he's really been feeling down. So me and the boys went in and got him a few things, to maybe lighten the mood. So let's bring Reject out here, so he can get his stuff! The crowd starts to boo, as [i]Renagade[/i] hits, and Reject slowly walks down the aisle, with a puzzled look on his face, and climbs into the ring. MARIANO Now...we know how you've been feeling lately, you've been in a slump...and when you're in a slump, we'll be right there with you in a slump. So hopefully this can change things. Luther and Waldo open the packages, revealing a brand new Yankee cap and pinstripe jersey. COACH Wow! LUTHER Go ahead, put it on! This is the jersey of champions, something these people in Ohio wouldn't know about! *crowd boos* Reject puts the hat on, then Waldo helps him put the jersey on. Waldo then pulls out a camera, as Luther and Mariano stand next to Reject, and Reject puts his arms around them. WALDO Come on, let's get a big smile. Reject is focused on the camera, and thus never sees Quincy's spinning thrust kick which catches him right in the chin! COLE HEY! Waldo tosses the camera down, then runs over and proceeds to stomp away at Reject! Mariano and Luther join in on the assault, as the crowd is completely confused at how to respond. COLE This was a setup! COACH What in world is going on here? Quincy then picks up Reject, hooks him from behind, and executes the TANOOKI SUIT~!!! Officials run to the ring, as Mariano grabs the mic once again. MARIANO Maybe you didn't hear us right! You ain't been gettin' it done! And when you ain't gettin' it done, that affects us, homie! We're all supposed to be in this together! Well, not anymore. You can sit around and feel sorry for yourself, but the Burrough Boys are movin' up in the world! And we're startin' now! Quincy takes the Yankee jersey, and drapes it over Reject. The Burrough Boys celebrate, as their music plays. COLE Well folks, this one certainly came out of nowhere...rest assured we'll be following this story very closely in the coming weeks! COACH I don't get it, Cole, I don't get it! I've never sensed that there was any tension between these guys! COLE Right now, let's go to...

We need some more of curry_man2002's random facts.

Welcome to hell, Flip.

What are your thoughts on this play? It was called a flagrant 1, which I feel is the right call. He was around the neck area, but I think if you can determine that it was an accident, and clearly this was, it shouldn't be anything more than that. I won't be outraged if he gets suspended or anything, since there have been guys *coughDannyGrangercough* that have been suspended for much weaker plays this season, but I don't think he should be, and there's a lot of that kind of talk right now.

G: Sam Cassell G: Damon Jones F: Renaldo Balkman F: Kenny Thomas C: Joakim Noah 6th man: Tayshaun Prince Would the Knicks have won a title had they not traded Mark Jackson for Charles Smith?

I hate that the Pacers have Houston, San Antonio, and Cleveland, all on the road, in our next three games, just as we're catching back up to the 8 seed.

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