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Tyronn Lue is signing with Dallas. Also, check out this gem from Larry Hughes. THOSE BASTARDS.

I can already see Slayer's Indiana jokes coming.

TGIF Medley Hangin' With Mr. Cooper The Hogan Family (I have no recollections of this show, but the song has always been embedded in my head for some reason) And of course, you knew I was gonna hit you with these two.

Haha, someone nominated me. I bet it was courtneywasmurdered.

So Jade is the lucky winner, huh? Like Tony said, it makes sense when you follow the segments leading up to the announcement. Can't wait for the fallout from this. Super-hot street fight for the tag titles. Sets up a great match for AngleMania, and yet another cliffhanger with CPA aiding the HR's. Where will this lead? Maybe we'll find out Thursday. Or Friday, or Saturday. So GENSHOU'S benefactor is a former X-division great who has been a thorn in Zack Malibu's side. There are a lot of intriguing names that fit that bill, should be exciting to find out just which one it is. The interview segment with Alix and Mackie was terrific. Highly quotable, as usual. As usual, great, non-stop action match from Love Generation. Almost seven months, that's an eternity for title reigns nowadays, but it ends here. MOTN: I'll go with the six-man for now, still waiting on the World title match, it seems. LOTN: “Why Ebenzer, why did you cheat Bob Cratichit out of his paycheck on Christmas day, now his son will forever be a gimp, and his only sexual experiences will come from the transsexual Asian hookers not infested with Christian Wright's crabs.” - Alix Maria Spezia

Sometimes after I make an exceptional post, I like to get up and take a victory lap around my living room. Occasionally, I have to shake my fingers before I resume typing.

I think I've settled on Yao Ming, Elton Brand, and Jose Calderon as my keepers. I hate to give up Barbosa's threes, but I just can't pass on Calderon's shooting percentages and assists.

Re: trade deadline I figured at the end of the year, if guys want to make some deals to get some new keepers, this would be a good way to do it. For example, let's say you want to get Lamar Odom as a keeper. Since I'm not planning to keep Odom, at the end of the year you just send me any one of your non-keepers for him (we'll say Troy Murphy, again as an example). This would also allow you to make these sort of deals without adversely affecting anyone's playoff chances. If nothing else, we could just take a vote on this, and I can reinstate the deadline if you guys are not in favor.

Sun, Feb. 24 Detroit @ Phoenix, 2:30 ABC New York @ Toronto, 6:00 Sacramento @ Orlando, 6:00 Memphis @ Cleveland, 6:00 Boston @ Portland, 6:00 Dallas @ Minnesota, 6:30 Chicago @ Houston, 8:00 ESPN LA Lakers @ Seattle, 9:00 Mon, Feb. 25 Toronto @ Indiana, 7:00 Washington @ New Orleans, 8:00 Chicago @ Dallas, 8:30 Atlanta @ San Antonio, 8:30 Detroit @ Denver, 9:00 Boston @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Tue, Feb. 26 Orlando @ New Jersey, 7:30 Sacramento @ Miami, 7:30 Cleveland @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Phoenix @ Memphis, 8:00 Utah @ Minnesota, 8:00 Washington @ Houston, 8:30 Portland @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Seattle @ Golden State, 10:30 Wed, Feb. 27 Minnesota @ Toronto, 7:00 Orlando @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Sacramento @ Atlanta, 7:00 Chicago @ Indiana, 7:00 Cleveland @ Boston, 7:30 Charlotte @ New York, 7:30 Phoenix @ New Orleans, 8:00 Detroit @ Utah, 9:00 Denver @ Seattle, 10:00 Portland @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Thu, Feb. 28 Milwaukee @ New Jersey, 7:30 Dallas @ San Antonio, 8:00 TNT Miami @ LA Lakers, 10:30 TNT Fri, Feb. 29 Indiana @ Toronto, 7:00 Charlotte @ Boston, 7:30 New York @ Atlanta, 7:30 Minnesota @ Cleveland, 7:30 Washington @ Chicago, 8:00 Utah @ New Orleans, 8:00 ESPN Memphis @ Houston, 8:30 Sacramento @ Dallas, 8:30 LA Clippers @ Denver, 10:30 ESPN Philadelphia @ Golden State, 10:30 LA Lakers @ Portland, 10:30 Miami @ Seattle, 10:30 Sat, Mar. 1 New York @ Orlando, 7:00 Utah @ Memphis, 8:00 San Antonio @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Philadelphia @ Phoenix, 9:00 Detroit @ LA Clippers, 10:30

Sun, Mar. 2 Chicago @ Cleveland, 1:00 ABC Dallas @ LA Lakers, 3:30 ABC Atlanta @ Boston, 6:00 San Antonio @ New Jersey, 6:00 New Orleans @ Washington, 6:00 Toronto @ Charlotte, 6:00 Milwaukee @ Indiana, 6:00 Seattle @ Minnesota, 6:30 Denver @ Houston, 8:00 ESPN Portland @ Golden State, 9:00 Miami @ Sacramento, 9:00 Mon, Mar. 3 New Orleans @ New York, 7:30 Dallas @ Utah, 9:00 Philadelphia @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Tue, Mar. 4 Golden State @ Atlanta, 7:00 Toronto @ Orlando, 7:00 Seattle @ Detroit, 7:30 Charlotte @ Minnesota, 8:00 Memphis @ Chicago, 8:30 New Jersey @ San Antonio, 8:30 LA Lakers @ Sacramento, 10:00 Phoenix @ Portland, 10:00 Wed, Mar. 5 Orlando @ Washington, 7:00 Golden State @ Charlotte, 7:00 Detroit @ Boston, 7:30 Cleveland @ New York, 7:30 Toronto @ Miami, 7:30 Seattle @ Milwaukee, 8:00 New Jersey @ Memphis, 8:00 Atlanta @ New Orleans, 8:00 Indiana @ Houston, 8:30 Phoenix @ Denver, 9:00 ESPN Minnesota @ Utah, 9:00 Sacramento @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Thu, Mar. 6 Cleveland @ Chicago, 7:00 TNT Indiana @ San Antonio, 8:00 Houston @ Dallas, 9:30 TNT Fri, Mar. 7 Washington @ Toronto, 7:00 Seattle @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Atlanta @ Charlotte, 7:00 Detroit @ New York, 7:30 Golden State @ Miami, 7:30 Chicago @ Boston, 8:00 ESPN New Jersey @ New Orleans, 8:00 Portland @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Utah @ Phoenix, 9:00 Minnesota @ Sacramento, 10:00 San Antonio @ Denver, 10:30 ESPN LA Clippers @ LA Lakers, 10;30 Sat, Mar. 8 Indiana @ Cleveland, 1:00 Charlotte @ Washington, 7:00 Miami @ Atlanta, 7:00 (plus a bonus 51.9 seconds!) Golden State @ Orlando, 7:00 Portland @ New York, 7:30 Boston @ Memphis, 8:00 New Orleans @ Houston, 8:30 New Jersey @ Dallas, 8:30 Denver @ Utah, 9:00 Minnesota @ LA Clippers, 10:30

OAOAST Heartland title Sandman9000 © vs Alfdogg OAOAST World Tag Team title Heavenly Rockers © vs Team Heyross

Also, Theo Ratliff to the Pistons, and not Dale Davis as was previously rumored. The Kings will buy out Tyronn Lue. I've heard Phoenix as a possible destination.

Someone else could explain this better, but yeah, it's mostly to do with HHH. He and Rock were competing for the same spot in '97, and Shawn wanted Hunter to get it, so he would use his clout to mess with Rock as far as how he was booked. The most concrete example of this was Rock being booked to lose cleanly to Bret, which Shawn allegedly had a hand in. Bret found out about this, knew why it was done, and had it changed to Rock getting a DQ win, which is why Rock has spoken so highly of Bret since.

Brent Barry is going back to the Spurs, and Sam Cassell will sign with the Celtics on Monday.

TONY We're back here at the Leap Year Spectacular, and we're going to go right to the ring for the presentation of the Anderson Cup! Take it away, "Mean" Gene Okerlund! OKERLUND OK, thank you, Tony...with a few words before we present the trophy, here's Arn Anderson! Okerlund hands over the mic. ARN Thanks, Gene...an outstanding show here tonight in St. Louis, capped off by a terrific final to the Anderson Cup! Congratulations to both teams, and a very special congratulations to the 2008 Anderson Cup champions, Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, Team Heyross! Arn shakes hands with both Moss and Benjamin, then they are presented the trophy. They hold it up in the air, as the crowd cheers. OKERLUND An outstanding win, Charlie Moss! MOSS Absolutely. We always look forward to facing great teams like the Sooners, it really brings out the best in us...and it really shows people what we're really made of. OKERLUND Very good. Next stop for Team Heyross, AngleMania, and a shot at the World tag team titles, Quentin Benjamin! BENJAMIN Sounds good to me. We've been waiting for this for many years, and unfortunately for the Gunslingers, or whoever holds the belts when that day comes, we're gonna make the most of it. OKERLUND All right, that's Team Heyross, ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the Anderson Cup, 2008! Back to you, Tony and Jesse! TONY All right, as Team Heyross celebrates in the ring, folks, it's been a terrific night here from St. Louis! For Mean Gene Okerlund, Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Michael Cole and the Coach, I'm Tony Schiavone! We'll see you this Thursday night on HeldDOWN~! [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b] Heartland match is done, as well.

*DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...this is the main event of the evening. Tonight, two outstanding tag teams BUTT heads, after fighting through a grueling tournament, to determine the WINNER of the coveted Anderson Cup! Ladies and gentlemen...THIS is the 2008 Anderson Cup Finals! ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]St. Louis, Missouri...ARRRRRRRE YOUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYY???[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in St. Louis, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE E!!!!![/i] [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and the crowd gets to its feet as Team Heyross makes its way to the ring. Moss and Benjamin get a mixed reaction of mostly cheers. COLE And as Team Heyross makes their way to the ring, right now we're going to send you to the men who will call this match, Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura! TONY Thank you, Michael, and here come the winners of the Los Infernales bracket, defeating the Christ Air Express just two weeks ago! JESSE And I've been working on my history, Tony Schiavone...it was two years ago in the Anderson Cup that the Sooner Bruisers and Team Heyross met in the second round, and the Sooners came out on top! TONY And that was a terrific match, just as this one figures to be! Benjamin does his pose on the buckle, then hops into the ring, as [i]Frankenstein[/i] hits and the Sooners come through the curtains, getting a rousing ovation. TONY And the crowd loves both of the Anderson Cup finalists here in St. Louis! JESSE I mentioned their prior Anderson Cup meeting, Schiavone, because I know Team Heyross keeps tabs on that stuff, and they remember what happened in this tournament two years ago! And I'm going to go on the record, I think Team Heyross will avenge that defeat here tonight, and win the 2008 Anderson Cup! TONY All the makings to be the greatest Anderson Cup Final in the history of our sport! JESSE If you keep saying that, you may be right one of these times, Schiavone, and it just might be tonight! The Sooners enter the ring, and Uber runs around the ring like a madman while Big Frank flexes his guns. TONY The Sooners are ready! Team Heyross is ready! Let's go back to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...this match is set for one fall, with a one-hour time limit! The winner will be awarded the 2008 Anderson Cup! Introducing the first team, to my left...at a combined weight of 486 and 1/2 pounds...they are the #3 seed from the Los Infernales bracket, and the Los Infernales Bracket champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRROSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]And their opponents, to my right...at a combined weight of 535 pounds even! They are former OAOAST tag team champions of the WORLD! They were the #2 seed in the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference, and the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference champions...THE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUISERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* Both teams go over strategy, then Uber and Benjamin step out, leaving Frank and Moss to start the match. *DING DING DING* Frank and Moss circles the ring, and Frank gets down low and tries to trip the leg of Moss, but Moss avoids it. Frank backs off, then moves in again slowly and catches Moss with a double-leg takedown! TONY And Frank taking down Charlie Moss! Moss quickly gets to the ropes, and Frank releases and backs off. Frank moves in once again, and ties up. Moss quickly takes Frank down with a fireman's carry, then hooks him in an armbar. Frank escapes the armbar, but Moss manages to hook him in a rear waistlock. Moss tries to bar the arm once again, but Frank goes into the ropes. Moss breaks, and backs off. Moss and Frank move in once again, and Frank quickly takes down Moss by his leg, and executes a spinning toe hold. TONY Now the spinning toe hold from Big Frank. After a struggle, Moss takes Frank down and spins through, ending up with Frank on his feet as Moss holds his leg. Moss gets back to his feet, but Frank grabs him in a front facelock. He then switches to a side headlock, forcing Moss back to the mat. JESSE And a nice side headlock by Big Frank! Moss gets back to his feet, and backs Frank into the ropes, then pushes him across. Moss drops down, then gets to his feet and leapfrogs Frank, but Frank comes back in strong, shoulderchecking him right out of the ring! JESSE Whoa! TONY Big shoulderblock by Big Frank, and Charlie Moss to the outside! Moss gathers himself, then rolls back inside. After brief council with Benjamin, he moves into Frank again. After reaching for each other's hands for a few seconds, Frank grabs the wrist of Moss and executes an armwringer, which Moss quickly counters to one of his own! Frank reverses back, then backs Moss into the ropes and whips him across. Frank goes for a slam, but Moss slips behind the back, and rolls him up in a reverse sunset! 1... 2... Kickout! Moss then catches Frank with an armdrag, and bars the arm. TONY Quick moves from Charlie Moss! JESSE It's been a standstill thus far, Tony! Moss picks up Frank, and brings him to the corner, where he tags in Benjamin. TONY And there's the first tag of the match! JESSE Quentin Benjamin, the high flyer from the University of Oregon! Benjamin wrings the arm twice, then bars it. However, Frank escapes with a scoop slam, then makes the tags to Uber! TONY And now a tag on the other side! Uber howls in the air, then runs around the ring, and moves in on Benjamin, quickly taking him down to the mat. Uber grabs a rear waistlock, but Benjamin quickly escapes, then the two struggle to escape numerous tieup attempts on the mat by the other. Both men then get to their feet and back off, as the crowd applauds. JESSE And Quentin Benjamin needs to stick with that speed, because he's giving up a lot of weight to these two! Benjamin ties up with Uber, and Uber quickly wrings the arm. He goes for an Irish whip, but Benjamin reverses, then drops down, but gets caught in a leapfrog attempt and powerslammed! TONY And there's a good example of that right there, another nice show of strength from the Sooner Bruisers! However, Uber misses on an elbowdrop attempt! JESSE But Uber telegraphed that elbow, and Benjamin quickly out of the way! Uber ducks a big kick from Benjamin, then delivers a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Uber bars the arm, but Benjamin does a roll on the mat followed by a front handspring, then wrings the arm of Uber! Uber goes for another back suplex, but Benjamin goes behind the back and executes a German suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! TONY A nice suplex on the big guy, but only able to get a two-count! However, Benjamin runs right into a SOONERLINE~! JESSE Whoa! The crowd howls at Uber, who howls right back, then tags Frank back in. Frank sets up Benjamin for an Irish whip, but Benjamin reverses. Frank ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a spinning wheel kick! TONY And a big kick from Quentin Benjamin! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin climbs onto the shoulders of Frank, and executes a victory roll! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin takes Frank down by both legs, then hooks them and rolls over on top... 1... 2... Frank gets his legs free and bridges out, then turns over, and hammers Benjamin on the back, and hooks the arm. TONY Suplex coming up! Frank drills Benjamin with a BUTTERFLY SUPLEX~! Benjamin arches his back in pain, as Frank pumps his fists. Cover... 1... 2... Moss saves! Tags are made on both sides, bringing in Uber and Moss. The two size each other up, then move in and tie up. Uber quickly takes Moss down with an armdrag, and bars the arm. Moss works his way to his feet, then scoops and slams Uber... but Uber rolls through and keeps the armbar! JESSE Nice presence of mind by Uber, to hold onto the armbar despite being slammed! Uber goes to a reverse half nelson and forces Moss down the mat... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Moss quickly spins around to his knees, then works his way to his feet, putting his hand on the chin of Uber and forcing him into the ropes, then whipping him across, dropping down, then catching him with a kneelift on the way back across! JESSE And a big knee to the midsection by Charlie Moss, Uber Bruiser really hurting! Moss picks up Uber, and delivers a headbutt, which leaves himself dazed while Uber just stares on, as the crowd howls! JESSE And that was a mistake, Schiavone! Uber moves in, but Moss gets a foot to the gut, and a scoop slam. He goes to drop an elbow, but Uber rolls out of the way! Uber then bars the arm again, and works his way to the reverse half nelson once again, forcing Moss down... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Moss gets to his knees again, then to his feet, and backs Uber into the ropes, whipping him across. Moss drops down, then catches Uber with a dropkick! TONY Nice dropkick from Charlie Moss! JESSE And I think both of these guys need to tag right here! But Moss grabs Uber and drops him with a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss hammers away on Uber, then hooks him in a sleeper! JESSE Sleeper! TONY Sleeperhold applied! Will this be the hold that decides the Anderson Cup? Uber struggles, but eventually starts to fade. JESSE He's fading, Tony! This could be it! Uber drops to his knees, and the referee lifts the arm. 1!!! 2!!! ...but Uber holds through! He steps up to his feet, and backs Moss into the corner, breaking the hold! However, he's still dazed, and Moss quickly regains his wits and locks it in again! TONY But Moss comes right back! Uber quickly fades once again, but this time he falls right into the ropes. However, Moss is reluctant to break, and only does so when Frank plants a boot into his face! JESSE Ah-ha! Now the competitive juices are flowing! TONY And the crowd not too pleased with the antics of Charlie Moss on that one! Moss picks up Uber, and executes a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss hops to the second rope, and comes down...right into the foot of Uber! JESSE And now Uber MUST tag, both of them need to, but especially the Psycho Gremlin! However, Uber instead climbs to the top, and catches Moss with a BULLDOG~! TONY A bulldog! This could do it right here! 1... 2... NO! Moss gets the shoulder up! JESSE NO! Referee says it's just a two! Finally, Uber tags in Frank, who whips Moss into the ropes, and catches him with a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM~! TONY Frank with the tilt-a-whirl! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Moss gets the shoulder up! Frank gets right in the face of the referee, who responds by sticking two fingers in his face. Frank backs into the ropes, and sends Moss over the top to the floor with a clothesline! TONY Big clothesline, and Moss to the outside! Moss walks slowly around the ring, and finally Frank pulls him back onto the apron, and sets up a suplex. However, Moss blocks it twice...then suplexes Frank over the top and to the floor! TONY And a big spill taken there by Big Frank, as Moss pulled him right over the top rope and to the floor! Moss follows Frank to the floor, then tosses him back inside, and tags in Benjamin. Benjamin scoops Frank and slams him, then goes to the top rope, and comes down with a BIG SPLASH~! JESSE Nice hangtime on the big splash! 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin executes a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin whips Frank into the ropes, and catches him with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! TONY Quentin Benjamin scoring with some big moves, but unable to put Frank away! Benjamin whips Frank across once again, and goes for a dropkick, but Frank hooks the ropes, and Benjamin goes crashing into the mat! Frank tags in Uber, and Uber whips Benjamin into the ropes, and executes a big backdrop! He drops an elbow and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Uber whips him in once again, and executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Frank tags back in, and executes a release German suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! JESSE Well, Quentin Benjamin was dishing them out earlier, and now he's got to take it! TONY And he is in fact taking it right now! Uber tags back in, and floors Benjamin with another SOONERLINE~! TONY And another big Soonerline from Uber Bruiser! Uber howls at the crowd, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Frank tags back in, as Uber goes to the top rope. Frank hooks Benjamin in a body vice, and Uber drops the elbow! TONY One of the patented moves of the Sooner Bruisers! 1... 2... Moss saves! Frank knocks Moss to the floor, then whips Benjamin into a corner. He charges, but Benjamin gets the foot up! Benjamin then climbs backwards to the top rope, and hits Frank with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! TONY Dropkick from the top, and Benjamin trying to make a tag! Benjamin struggles to his corner, and makes a tag to Moss! JESSE There's the tag! Moss delivers rights to Frank, then backs into the ropes and floors him with a clothesline! He then picks Frank up, and executes a double underhook suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Moss then hooks the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!!!11111 TONY He's got it hooked! However, Uber catches him with a clothesline from behind! JESSE But Uber Bruiser with the save! Benjamin hits Uber from behind with a dropkick, sending him to the floor! Uber then climbs to the top rope, and catches Uber on the outside with a MOONSAULT~! TONY And the crowd is loving it! Uber and Benjamin lay on the floor, as Frank and Moss slug it out inside. Frank gets the better of the exchange, as Uber gets to his feet on the outside. He picks up Benjamin and drops him across the guardrail, then Frank lifts Moss onto his shoulders. Uber hops onto the apron, then climbs to the top rope. However, Benjamin comes to, then hops onto the apron and shoves Uber off, causing him to collide with Moss and Frank, as Moss rolls up Frank in a victory roll! 1... 2... 3!!! JESSE They won it! *DING DING DING* The crowd goes crazy, as Moss raises his hand in the air. TONY That's it! Team Heyross has won the Anderson Cup! BUFFER [i]Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners of the match...and the 2008 Anderson Cup champions...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRROSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Benjamin helps Moss to his feet, and raises his hand, then raises his own hands. TONY This is the biggest win in the career of Team Heyross! What a finale to the Leap Year Spectacular! Moss and Benjamin celebrate on the ropes, then make their way over to Frank, who is checking on Uber. Frank and Moss assist Uber to his feet as the crowd applauds, then Moss and Uber shake hands. TONY And a tremendous show of sportsmanship from our finalists! Benjamin also shakes hands with Frank, then the other partners exchange handshakes, and all four men raise one another's hands. TONY Two tremendous tag teams in the ring right now, but unfortunately only one could come out on top, and it's Team Heyross, the 2008 Anderson Cup champions! After this commercial break, we'll be back with the presentation of the trophy!

I don't see how it's not Kobe at this point. To me, the Lakers have actually looked stronger since Bynum went down (the one exception being the Kwame game against Phoenix), even before Gasol got there, and I think that's really attributable to Kobe's leadership skills, and the fact that I think he's finally gained full trust in his teammates this season. I'm sure the main argument with LeBron is probably the same as it has been with Kobe the last two years: "well if you take him off that team, blahblahblah"...yeah, and when you put him on that team, they're barely over .500 in the Eastern Conference. That will never get my vote, I'm sorry. I think if you're going to put LeBron James in the argument, you have to give Dwight Howard a look, as well. Orlando has been far more consistent than Cleveland has all season, and he's been arguably the most dominant big man in the league. If I had a ballot, this is what it would look like: 1. Kobe Bryant 2. Chris Paul 3. Kevin Garnett 4. LeBron James 5. either Howard, Duncan, or Nash here. You could go either way.

[i]Magnum Opus[/i] is playing as we return from break, and Alfdogg is approaching the ring, getting a mixed reaction from the fans. COLE And here comes Alfdogg, one of 14 participants in this Heartland battle royal! Here are the rules: [b]All 14 men start in the ring at the same time. Eliminations occur in five different ways: 1. Pinfall. 2. Submission. 3. Over the top rope. 4. touching all four corners while dragging your opponent via a barbed-wire bullrope. 5. pulling your opponent to the end of the rampway on a stretcher. No disqualifications, no countouts, falls count anywhere. The winner of the match will receive a shot at the OAOAST Heartland title at AngleMania VII.[/b] The camera shows the bullrope hanging on one of the ring posts, then shows a stretcher at ringside. Alf slides in the ring, and starts exchanging blows with Brock Ausstin! COACH And we're underway in a hurry! As the 13 men in the ring slug it out, [i]Black Sweat[/i] plays over the speakers, and MISTER Warrior runs down the ramp and hits the ring! COACH Oh, is this clown actually in the match? COLE Yeah, he's on the list! MISTER Warrior does a sideways dive through the top and middle ropes, rolling right to his feet and hitting Biff Atlas with a clothesline! MISTER Warrior raises his hands into the sky, then runs to the ropes and floors Denzel Spencer, then Vitamin X tastes DESTRUCTICITY in the form of a clothesline! COLE MISTER Warrior is on fire! MISTER Warrior then tries a standing dropkick on Cuban Wall, which proves unwise, as Wall sidesteps and MISTER Warrior only got up to about his waist anyway. The entire ring swarms MISTER WARRIOR, as Alfdogg rolls to the outside and comes back in with a steel chair, bringing it down onto the head of MISTER Warrior! COLE Chair to the skull of MISTER Warrior! MISTER Warrior starts to shake his head, so Alf gives him another shot! However, MISTER Warrior continues the head-shaking, as Brock Ausstin and Cuban Wall hammer him from behind, then scoop him up in a double slam, and dump him over the top to the floor, despite Warrior's resistance! COACH Well, he wasn't in the match for long! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: MISTER Warrior eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin, Cuban Wall (over the top) left in ring: Alfdogg, Biff Atlas, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Denzel Spencer, Felix Strutter, Max Anderson, Reject, Spanish Fly, Steven Pigley, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And I have a feeling that most of these guys are going to utilize that over-the-top elimination in this match! Brock and Wall then hammer away on each other, as the Love Docs pound away on Vitamin X on the outside. Spanish Fly assists X, as CPA hammers away on Denzel Spencer, laying him across the stretcher. COACH CPA is going for the stretcher job here! However, once CPA starts to pull the stretcher, Spencer swings his fists at him, allowing him to roll off. Spencer and CPA make their way backstage, with an official hot on their trail. COLE And we have referees stationed everywhere in the arena for this matchup, because anything can happen! The screen splits, showing Spencer and CPA battling on one side, and action in the ring on the other. X, Wall, and Fly are punishing the Love Docs, while Reject and Biff Atlas double team Brock Ausstin. Thunderkid and Felix Strutter slug it out on the outside, as Fly hits the 6-1-9~!!!111 on Pigley, followed by the LEAP OF FAITH~!!!!!11111 from Vitamin X! COACH Oh yeah! The Corporate Team is doin' work! Wall shoves Pigley under the bottom to the outside, then picks up Anderson and delivers the WALLBREAKER, followed by the LIGHTNING CREW SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Wall rolls Anderson under the ropes, then lays both men on the stretcher. COLE Could be a 2-for-1 here for the Corporate Team! Fly pushes from the back and X pulls from the front, with Wall holding the Docs in place as they cross the line with the stretcher! COLE And there it is! The Love Doctors have been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd and 3rd eliminations: The Love Doctors eliminated: none eliminated by: Cuban Wall, Spanish Fly, Vitamin X (stretcher) left in ring: Alfdogg, Biff Atlas, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Denzel Spencer, Felix Strutter, Reject, Spanish Fly, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Backstage, Spencer whips CPA into a stack of beer kegs, sending them all tumbling down on top of him! Spencer then grabs a keg, and sizes up CPA...but as he does, Reggie Lamont comes up from behind and stops the keg from going forward! COLE Wait a minute! Reggie Lamont's not in this match! Spencer turns around, and Lamont takes off running, with Spencer giving chase. COLE As Denzel Spencer gives chase to his former tag partner, Felix Strutter was just eliminated out here in the arena! He went for a big right hand on Thunderkid, but TK ducked and Felix went flying over the top rope! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Felix Strutter eliminated: none eliminated by: Thunderkid (over the top) left in ring: left in ring: Alfdogg, Biff Atlas, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Denzel Spencer, Reject, Spanish Fly, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Denzel Spencer walks into an empty hallway, then turns a corner, and spots Reggie, dashing after him. When he turns another corner, he is suddenly ambushed by the Beverly Hills Blonds! COLE Wait a minute! This was a setup! Reggie leaves the scene with a big smile on his face, and CPA re-enters the picture. He grabs Spencer and drags him over to a big wooden crate, then sets him up...and delivers the DOMINATOR~!!!!!11111 through the crate! COACH G'night, Denzel! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Denzel Spencer eliminated, thanks in large part to Reggie Lamont and the Beverly Hills Blonds! What was that all about? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Denzel Spencer eliminated: none eliminated by: Christopher Patrick Allen (pinfall) left in ring: Alfdogg, Biff Atlas, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Reject, Spanish Fly, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back in the ring, Biff Atlas hammers away on Thunderkid, then picks him up and delivers AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH~!!!!!11111 COLE And now Biff Atlas looking to finish off Thunderkid! Biff celebrates his feat, to the boos of the crowd. He then goes over to the corner and grabs the barbed-wire bullrope. COACH Look at this, he's going to drag Thunderkid to his elimination! He attaches the rope to TK and starts to pull him around the ring, slapping the corner! COLE There's one corner! Biff continues to pull TK, reaching out and slapping a second corner! COACH There's two! He's halfway there! However, TK starts to pull to his feet as Biff approaches the third corner, and pulls back on the rope! COLE TK coming to, and we've got a tug-of-war going here! Spanish Fly nails TK from behind, and Biff gives one last big tug. However, TK is able to grab the ropes to block, then gives a big pull himself, then as Biff is pulled towards him, he ducks down and executes a BIG backdrop on Biff to the outside! COLE And Biff Atlas is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Biff Atlas eliminated: none eliminated by: Thunderkid (over the top) left in ring: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Reject, Spanish Fly, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So that leaves us with eight! COACH And all three Corporate Team members that started the match still in there, Cole! TK gets to his feet and grabs the bullrope, forming a loop with it in his hand as the crowd gets to its feet. COACH Uh-oh, I don't like the looks of this! TK approaches Cuban Wall in the corner, and brings the rope down across his back! COLE Barbed wire across the BACK of Cuban Wall! As Wall falls to all fours, TK brings the rope down again! VX approaches next, and takes a foot to the gut, then a shot to the back with the rope! He then holds the rope in the air, but is met from behind with a BIG clothesline from CPA, who has just returned to the ring! COACH All right, CPA! As Alf pounds away on Spanish Fly, and Reject and VX double up on Brock, Wall joins CPA in the assault on TK. VX then comes to the aid of Fly, as CPA picks up TK and holds him for Wall. COACH And look at this double team! Wall backs into the ropes, and goes for a big kick, but TK moves, and CPA is floored with the kick, much to the delight of the crowd! COACH Oh no! COLE CPA takes a big foot from the Cuban Wall! CPA gets to his feet and shakes the cobwebs off, then grabs Wall and backs him into a corner, unleashing a flurry of rights and lefts! He then backs off, doing a shuffle in mid-ring. Wall just stares at him, then looks down to the ring attendant, and waves something at him. The attendant throws him a roll of white tape, which he starts applying to his hands. COACH Uh oh, here we go! The big boys are about to have at it here! Wall tosses the roll of tape back to the outside, then charges CPA, and the two begin slugging it out! The two fight towards the ropes, and both go tumbling over the top, but somehow manage to roll back inside between the middle and bottom rope! COLE These two are REALLY going at it! Finally, TK, Brock, Reject and Alf swarm the two, and force them both over the top to the outside! COLE Well, now, they can fight back to the locker room! COACH And I think they're going to! However, before they can, Brock Ausstin grabs Spanish Fly, raises him high in the air, and tosses him down on top of the two men! COLE And just like that we're down to five! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Cuban Wall eliminated: Max Anderson, Steven Pigley eliminated by: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Reject, Thunderkid (over the top) 8th elimination: Christopher Patrick Allen eliminated: Denzel Spencer eliminated by: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Reject, Thunderkid (over the top) 9th elimination: Spanish Fly eliminated: Max Anderson, Steven Pigley eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (over the top) left in ring: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Reject, Thunderkid, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All five men separate, as the crowd gets ready for the explosion. Alf and Thunderkid meet mid-ring and slug it out, while Brock fights off Reject and VX. TK wins the exchange, hammering Alf down in the corner, then goes over to assist Brock. VX is able to sustain the advantage on Brock, while TK and Reject do battle near the ropes. As TK takes advantage and sets up Reject on the ropes, VX sneaks up and dumps him to the floor! COLE And Thunderkid eliminated, we're down to four! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated: Biff Atlas, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Biff Atlas eliminated by: Vitamin X (over the top) left in ring: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin, Reject, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alf jumps VX from behind, while Reject goes back to work on Brock. VX goes to the eyes of Alf, then scoops him up, carrying him to the ropes for elimination! COLE Alf just inches away from elimination! However, Alf slips behind the back, and then gets under VX and attempts to dump him! COACH And now VX almost out! However, VX goes to the eyes, and slips back into the ring. Brock starts to fight back on Reject, but Reject drops down and goes low! COLE And a low blow by Reject on Brock Ausstin! No disqualifications! Reject calls for VX to come help him, and the two set up a double suplex, lifting Brock out to the apron! Brock comes back, and delivers a flurry of rights to both men, then steps back inside and rams both their heads together! COLE Brock narrowly avoiding elimination there! Brock grabs Reject and whips him into the ropes. Reject ducks a clothesline, and floors Brock with a spinning wheel kick! COACH Yeah! COLE Big kick from Reject! As VX goes back to work on Alf, Reject sizes up Brock. COACH Could be the Eulogy coming up! Reject spins Brock around, and sets up the EULOGY~!!!!!11111...however, Brock shoves him off, and catches him for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 Reject slips behind the back, and kicks him low, then sets up the PITCH BLACK~!!!!!11111 He stops to show off for the crowd, however, and Brock backdrops him over the top to the floor! COACH Oh no! COLE Reject is gone! The camera cuts to VX doing the Shane-O-Mac shuffle, and knocking Alf to the mat with a right hand! He then picks up Alf and pitches him over the top! COLE He's not out! VX is too busy resuming his shuffle to notice Alf skin the cat back inside, then grabbing VX from behind and pitching him over the top to the floor! COLE And now VX is gone! We're down to two! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~11th elimination: Reject eliminated: Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (over the top) 12th elimination: Vitamin X eliminated: Max Anderson, Steven Pigley, Thunderkid eliminated by: Alfdogg (over the top) Left in ring: Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE It's Alf and Brock! One of these men will meet Sandman9000 at AngleMania VII! Alf and Brock slowly approach each other at mid-ring, then begin to slug it out! Brock gets the better of the exchange, and backs Alf into a corner. He whips him across, and charges, but Alf gets his foot up! COLE And Brock running right into the raised foot of Alf! Alf picks up Brock and drags him over to the ropes, trying to put him over the top. COLE Brock could be in trouble here! Brock slips behind, then spins Alf around, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE But Brock with a big suplex! Brock then scoops up Alf in a fireman's carry! COLE Could be the F-STUNNER-5! Brock carries Alf over to the ropes, and attempts to dump him over, but Alf manages to block. He hammers Brock on the head, then slips behind the back and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX~! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COLE And Alf almost snuck out the back door with that suplex! Brock rolls to the outside, and Alf follows, grabbing a steel chair. He stalks Brock around the ring, and slams the chair across his back! COACH Ooh! COLE BIG chairshot from Alf! Alf picks up Brock, and rolls him back inside. He then tries once again to put him over the top rope! COLE And maybe Brock will go this time! However, Alf can't hold onto Brock, so he delivers some forearms and brings him back in, then executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Alf then hops to the second rope, and jumps off...right into the foot of Brock! COLE Brock getting the foot up just in time! Both men lay on the mat for a few seconds, then Brock gets to his feet and hammers away on Alf. He sets Alf up on the ropes, then follows him up. COACH Brock setting up something big here! Alf hammers away on Brock, however, and knocks him down to the mat! Alf then steps back up to the top, and goes for a HURRICANRANA~! However, Brock catches him, and carries him over to the ropes, trying to dump him...but Alf hangs on, and Brock's momentum carries him to the floor! COLE There it is! Alf wins! *DING DING DING* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated: Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Reject, Spanish Fly eliminated by: Alfdogg (over the top) WINNER: Alfdogg eliminated: Brock Ausstin, Christopher Patrick Allen, Cuban Wall, Vitamin X ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE So Alfdogg will go to AngleMania VII for a shot at a record fourth Heartland title, against Sandman9000! COACH Wow, I can't wait for that one, Cole! Alf, on his knees, has his hand raised by the referee, as Brock walks towards the back. COLE Brock gave it a valiant effort, but we're shaping up for a GREAT card at AngleMania VII! It'll be Sandman9000 vs Alfdogg for the Heartland title!

I bet Scroby pumped his fist after making that post, ala Michael Jordan.

Someone just tried to trade me Yao in another league. Ha.

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