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And I asked that in the first quarter. Well before they started booing him every time he touched the ball. That's rough.
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Anderson Cup Team Heyross vs Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo
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Well, my match is done and posted in GCF. I didn't see a spot left for it on the show.
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[color=ff1493][b]Je t'adore, je t'adore...[/color][/b] [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] plays, as the arena lights go out, and the entryway is lit up with pink lights and smoke. The crowd boos as Felix Strutter walks through the smoke cloud, followed by Reggie Lamont. COLE Tag team action here on HeldDOWN, let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 478 pounds...introducing first, from Laguna Beach, California...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNT!!!!![/i] *crowd boos* BUFFER [i]And his partner, from San Diego, California, he is the OAOAST International champion of the WORLD..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXX SSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COLE And of course, Felix Strutter will have a chance the become the Undisputed World champion coming up at AnglePalooza, as will Colombian Heat, one of his opponents in this tag match! COACH Makes me sick, Cole! COLE And Colombian Heat with great success in unification matches... COACH [i]Don't start.[/i] Strutter and Lamont climb into the ring and Strutter poses on the buckles as [i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/i] hits and Denzel Spencer makes his way out, getting a nice reaction from the crowd. BUFFER [i]And their opponents...first, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 227 pounds...DENNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENNNNNNNCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Denzel rolls in and poses on the buckles, as the crowd hears the piano melody and goes crazy. The lights go out, then come back on in tune with the music. The voice of DMX is heard. COME ON! Pyro goes off, [i]Gasolina (remix)[/i] hits and Colombian Heat makes his way out as the fire burns on each side of the entryway. BUFFER [i]His tag team partner...hailing from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 180 pounds...he is the OAOAST United States champion...COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOMBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!![/i] Heat slaps hands with the fans on his way to the ring, then rolls in, hops on the second rope, and gives the Westside signal with both hands. He hops down and gives a high ten to Spencer, then grabs a mic. HEAT If y'all are ready to see these two feel the Heat, then make some noise of in this BI-AAAATCH~!!! *crowd cheers* Heat hands the mic to the announcer, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Both teams talk strategy briefly, until Spencer and Heat turn their backs, and Lamont attacks Spencer from behind! COLE And Reggie Lamont with a sneak attack on his former tag team partner! Lamont hammers away on Spencer, then backs him into a corner and stomps him down to the mat. He then taunts the crowd, drawing boos, before tagging in Strutter. Spencer rolls out of the corner, and slowly gets to his feet. Strutter backs off, then points at Heat, motioning him into the ring. COLE And Strutter motioning that he wants Heat in the ring! COACH Here we go! Felix is gonna give us a preview of AnglePalooza, right here! Spencer plays to the crowd, then obliges with a tag to Heat, as the crowd goes wild. COLE And here it is! Colombian Heat in the ring! Heat and Strutter circle the ring, then go in to tie up, but Strutter goes to the eyes. He then waits for Heat to turn back around, and throws a right hand...which is blocked by Heat! Strutter then tries a left, which is also blocked! Strutter finally tries a kick, which a caught by Heat! COLE Heat blocking all those attempts from Strutter! Strutter begs off, but Heat spins him around, and delivers an atomic drop! Strutter staggers over to the corner, where Spencer nails him with a right hand! Strutter falls back over to Heat, where he catches another! COLE And a little pinball action here! Spencer with another right, then Heat with one last big right, knocking Strutter to the mat! Heat plays to the crowd, which cheers him on. He tags Spencer back in, and the two whip Strutter into the ropes, then catch him with a double elbow! They follow that with a double elbowdrop, then Spencer covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer picks up Strutter, and rams him into the buckle as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Spencer picks up Strutter then tags in Heat, who takes Strutter right back into the corner and does it again! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Heat then calls for Spencer's foot, and he gives it to him, then Heat rams Strutter's head into it, then tags Spencer back in. Heat holds as Spencer goes up top, and hits him with a double axhandle! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer picks up Strutter, then executes a snapmare, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer tags in Heat, and the two whip Strutter across, then catch him with a double dropkick! Heat covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And only one tag so far between Strutter and Lamont, meanwhile, Heat and Spencer showing great continuity! Heat picks up Strutter, and delivers a bodyslam! He then backs into the ropes, but Lamont catches him with a knee to the back! COLE But a cheap shot from the outside, and the tide may have turned right there! COACH Yeah, don't get cocky, Cole! Watch this continuity! Strutter slowly gets to his feet and tags in Lamont. Lamont stomps away on Heat, then steps on the bottom rope, choking Heat with it. COLE And now Reggie Lamont choking Colombian Heat with the bottom rope! Lamont breaks at the four-count, then picks him up and gives him a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Lamont picks up Heat, and locks him in a bearhug! COLE And a big bearhug from Reggie Lamont! Will Heat submit? COACH Those are some strong arms around Heat's body! He's going to have to! Heat fights it, but slowly fades. The referee lifts his arm... 1!!! 2!!! ...but Heat holds through on the third lift! He takes his arms, and slams them against the sides of Reggie's head! And again! And a third time, breaking the hold! He backs into the ropes, and charges, but Lamont catches him again! This time, he tags Strutter in, and Strutter backs into the ropes, and delivers a big right to the kidneys of Heat! COLE Heat in big trouble here, he's got to find some way to make a tag! Strutter whips Heat into the ropes, and catches him with a sleeper! COLE And another submission hold! Strutter pulls Heat out into mid-ring, and Heat fades down to the mat. The referee lifts his arm... 1!!! 2!!! ...NO! Heat holds through again! He delivers an elbow to the midsection, then another, then a third, escaping the hold! He runs to the ropes, ducks a clothesline...then he and Strutter clothesline each other! COLE And both men out of it! Two-thirds of the undisputed championship puzzle, down on the canvas! Both men struggle to their corners, then Strutter changes his mind, and tries to stop Heat, but is too late as Spencer gets the tag! COLE Tag made, and Denzel Spencer in there! Spencer unloads on Strutter, then whips him hard into the corner, and catches him with an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer whips Strutter into the ropes, and catches him with a backdrop! He then heads to the top rope...and catches him with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Strutter gets the shoulder up! COLE SO close for Denzel Spencer! Spencer whips Strutter into the corner, and charges...but Strutter moves out of the way! COLE Nobody home! Strutter staggers back over to Spencer. COACH Felix really needs to tag here, he's taken a lot of punishment! Strutter delivers a series of rights, then whips Spencer into the ropes. Spencer ducks a spinkick, then catches him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter catches Spencer with a quick clothesline, then tags in Lamont. COLE And now it's the former partners back in there again! Lamont picks up Spencer, and delivers a URINAGE~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Lamont whips Spencer into a corner, then charges...but Spencer gets the foot up! Lamont staggers back, then Spencer comes out with an axe kick, taking Lamont down! He crawls to his corner, but Lamont hooks the leg, then manages a tag to Strutter. Strutter jumps in and drops an elbow to the back on Spencer. Strutter picks up Spencer, and delivers a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Strutter picks up Spencer, and executes a snap suplex! He then goes to the top... COACH Could be that Shooting Star legdrop, Cole! Strutter gets his balance, and attempts the SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP~!!!!!11111...but Spencer rolls out of the way! COLE Nobody home! Spencer struggles to his corner, and tags Heat! COLE And Colombian Heat in the ring! Heat unleashes a flurry on Strutter, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a flying forearm! He then picks him up, and delivers THE BONG HIT~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Heat whips Strutter into the ropes, but puts his head down, and gets a kick to the face. Strutter then attempts a clothesline, but Heat ducks...and drills him with the PELE KICK~! COLE The Pele kick! Is this it? 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COACH Oh, geez! Come on, Felix! Lamont climbs into the ring, and gets caught by Spencer, who delivers a foot to the gut, followed by a scissor kick! Lamont rolls out of the ring, and Spencer follows him with a TOPE CON HILO~! COLE Spencer FLIES onto his former partner! As the referee checks on Spencer and Lamont, Strutter hits Heat with a low blow from behind! He then sets up the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111 COACH Oh, yes! Here it comes! But Heat spins out, and behind the back, then lifts Strutter up... COLE But no! ...and plants him with the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!!!11111 COLE The Colombian Necktie! Heat covers... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH NO! COLE Heat gets the fall on Strutter for his team! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match...the team of DENZEL SPENCER and COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOMBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!![/i] COACH I can't believe this! Heat and Spencer back up the aisle, as Strutter is just recovering, and looks on angrily. COLE Colombian Heat with a huge statement headed into AnglePalooza!
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Dammit. No Maff vs Maff final. Al King
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The Jazz gave up 41 to Linas Kleiza. WTF is that.
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Are they cheering because Turiaf is in, or because Kwame Brown is out?
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Now that's just salt in the wounds, Al.
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The NBA: where 8-on-5 happens.
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For half a year in 03-04. The last big deal made during the Layden regime. When Isiah came in, he traded for Marbury, then Van Horn was traded away just weeks later.
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I've just always thought it would be interesting. Obviously it would never work out for real. -
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You know what I've thought would be neat? An NBA team in Alaska or Hawaii. You think you're a good road team? Let's see how you handle that back-to-back in Phoenix and Honolulu. -
OK then. Milky King VX Lushus btw, I was just joking about Jingus, for those discussing this at the Pit.
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A Nice Guy Adam Christmas
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Besides Oden & Durant, meaning the other rookies. -
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I'd say the Hawks. Even if Portland should hang on and win the Northwest, they'll probably end up with the Mavs or the Lakers in the 4-5 matchup, and I don't see either of those teams losing in the first round. In the East, I could see the Magic or possibly the Raptors getting bounced. But the Hawks will be hard pressed to get enough wins to avoid Boston or Detroit. Q: Besides Oden and Durant, who will have the best career of the '07 draftees? -
Good thing ESPN passed on Boston/Portland so we could see this game!
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I'm not saying they were right in doing it, I mean it's a 14 year-old girl, for Christ's sake. I'm not condoning that. My point was, this is news mainly because the girl happened to have a Patriots jersey on. Let's say the girl is wearing a Chargers jersey, I doubt this becomes a story.
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Cry, New England. Funny how it wasn't news after the AFC title game in 2003, when people wearing Colts jerseys in Foxboro were heckled and even spat at by Patriot fans. I guess we're just not "relevant" enough.
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Well, we're assuming he signs, obv. That didn't enter my mind when I came up with the question. -
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Hard to say with Len Bias, because he never got the chance to prove himself as a pro player. He could have come in and been a superstar/franchise player, or he could have taken the path of Christian Laettner or Calbert Cheaney, great players in college but journeyman pro players. We'll never know. As for Reggie Lewis, he was an All-Star caliber player, but I don't really recall him being the level of player that could have led that team to the Finals. That was right at the time that the big three was at the end of their rope, and I don't think they had any really good building blocks for the future at that time to go around him. Unless you count Sherman Douglas and Alaa Abdelnaby, which I don't. Q: Knowing what you know now, if we're redoing the 1996 NBA draft, and you're Philadelphia with the #1 pick, do you still pick Iverson, or do you pick Kobe Bryant? -
That's just a Trillian error. I get that shit all the time when it shuts down suddenly.
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Yeah, I'm talking '09. Also, when I said what series, what I meant was what company/brand has the better games, EA or 2K or whatever else is out there. Should have worded that better.