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Little late on this thread. Ah well. Sun, Dec. 30 Chicago @ New York, 12:00 Philadelphia @ Portland, 6:00 Golden State @ Denver, 8:00 Memphis @ San Antonio, 8:30 Phoenix @ Sacramento, 9:00 Boston @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Dec. 31 Indiana @ Charlotte, 2:00 Orlando @ Chicago, 2:00 Milwaukee @ Detroit, 3:30 Golden State @ Houston, 7:00 Toronto @ New Orleans, 8:00 Portland @ Utah, 8:00 Minnesota @ LA Clippers, 9:30 Philadelphia @ Seattle, 10:00 Wed, Jan. 2 Detroit @ Washington, 7:00 Chicago @ Charlotte, 7:00 New Jersey @ Orlando, 7:00 ESPN Atlanta @ Cleveland, 7:00 Memphis @ Indiana, 7:00 Houston @ Boston, 7:30 Sacramento @ New York, 7:30 Milwaukee @ Miami, 7:30 Portland @ Minnesota, 8:00 Golden State @ Dallas, 8:30 Philadelphia @ Utah, 9:00 New Orleans @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Thu, Jan. 3 Portland @ Chicago, 8:00 TNT San Antonio @ Denver, 9:00 Seattle @ Phoenix, 10:30 TNT Fri, Jan. 4 Detroit @ Toronto, 7:00 ESPN Houston @ Orlando, 7:00 Atlanta @ Indiana, 7:00 Memphis @ Boston, 7:30 Charlotte @ New Jersey, 7:30 Sacramento @ Cleveland, 7:30 Denver @ Minnesota, 8:00 Washington @ Milwaukee, 8:30 New York @ San Antonio, 8:30 Miami @ Dallas, 9:30 ESPN Philadelphia @ LA Lakers, 10:30 New Orleans @ Golden State, 10:30 Sat, Jan. 5 New Jersey @ Atlanta, 7:00 Boston @ Detroit, 7:30 Sacramento @ Chicago, 8:30 New York @ Houston, 8:30 New Orleans @ Phoenix, 9:00 Utah @ Portland, 10:00

Pacers snap their 5-game losing streak last night with a rout of the Hawks, just in time to be sent to die on the West Coast.

Oh man, I've been looking for this clip.

As the show returns to the air, generic OAOAST music is playing as Alfdogg starts to climb into the ring, joining 19 other superstars already inside. COLE We're back, folks, and there is the former two-time OAOAST World champion Alfdogg, one of the 20 participants in this battle royal, with the winner getting a chance to be the undisputed World champion at AnglePalooza! COACH And I like his chances, Cole, there's some big names in there, but I really like Alf's chances here! In addition to Alf, the ring includes Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Christopher Patrick Allen, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Team Heyross, Los Diablos de Fuego, Jumbo, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow. Once Alf steps in, the referee calls for the bell, and the action begins! *DING DING DING* COLE Here we go! One of these men will meet "After Hours" Felix Strutter, and the winner of tonight's triple threat match at AnglePalooza! The action is too tough to call at first, and then two crowds start to form...one of which lifts Jumbo over the top rope, and to the floor! The camera then quickly cuts to the other side of the ring to see Deuce hit the floor, as well! COACH WHOA~! COLE And it won't be Jumbo or Deuce! The two biggest men in the match will have to hit the showers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st eliminaton: Jumbo eliminated by: Todd Cortez, Nathaniel Black, James Blonde, Christopher Patrick Allen, Colombian Heat, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, & Mariachi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated by: Jamie O'Hara, Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker, Denzel Spencer, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, & Moracca left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Christopher Patrick Allen, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, Mariachi, Moracca ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone then pairs off as in a normal battle royal, since this is, y'know, a normal battle royal. Reggie Lamont hammers away on Jamie O'Hara from behind, while Team Heyross doubles up on Brock Ausstin. Suddenly, Todd Cortez scoops Theodore Moneymaker onto his shoulders! COLE And the head of the Enterprise in trouble early! However, Faqu makes the save for Teddy, nailing Cortez in the midsection. Teddy responds by dealing out air money. COLE And Teddy flashing the money sign there after the save! Have to keep an eye on that. COACH You really think Faqu's in it for Mr. Moneymaker? COLE You never know, as much cash as he has! Mariachi then takes over on Cortez, as Faqu and Teddy start to double-team Thunderkid. Colombian Heat helps out Denzel Spencer against CPA, as Mariachi charges Cortez...and is backdropped to the floor! COLE And one of the Diablos out, that looks like Mariachi! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Mariachi eliminated by: Todd Cortez left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Christopher Patrick Allen, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, Moracca ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heat and Alf slug it out in a corner, as Reject works over Moracca. COLE Even though the two biggest guys in the match have been eliminated, you've still got some mass in that ring, Coach! COACH Oh yeah, Brock's in there, you got the Samoan Wrecking Ball...CPA in there from the Enterprise... CPA has attacked Spencer from behind. Teddy shouts out orders while CPA works over Spencer in a corner. Meanwhile, Brock fights his way out of another corner against James Blonde and Nathaniel Black. COLE Brock Ausstin fighting desperately in there, you know he wants a chance to be a World champion! CPA holds Spencer up for Teddy, who comes in for a clothesline...but Spencer slips out, and CPA takes the shot! COACH Oh no! COLE And Teddy just hit his own man! CPA staggers back into the ropes, and Spencer hops up and clotheslines Teddy to the mat, then hits CPA with a dropkick in the back, and CPA falls over the top to the floor! COACH I can't believe that. COLE Christopher Patrick Allen has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Christopher Patrick Allen eliminated by: Denzel Spencer left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, Moracca ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock then lifts Moracca high overhead! COACH And we've got a man joining him, it looks like! Brock tosses Moracca right down on top of CPA! COLE And the other Diablo is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Moracca eliminated by: Brock Ausstin left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Denzel Spencer, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Moracca gets to his feet, then looks down at CPA. Moracca does the grind on CPA's head! COLE :lol: COACH What is that? Moracca then takes off down the aisle, with CPA in hot pursuit! In the ring, Reggie sizes up Denzel, then as he turns around, floors him with a HUGE bicycle kick! COACH DAY-UM~! COLE What a kick from Reggie Lamont! Reggie then picks up Denzel, and pitches him to the floor! COACH YEAH! COLE And Denzel Spencer has been eliminated, by his former tag team partner, Reggie Lamont! Reggie has made good on his word! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Denzel Spencer eliminated by: Reggie Lamont left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Reggie Lamont, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O'Hara dropkicks Reggie from behind, as Team Heyross works over Brock once again. COLE And Team Heyross very smart, they have stayed together throughout this match! TK helps out Brock, and Moss thumbs him in the eye, as Benjamin continues to work over Brock. That is short-lived, however, as Brock recovers and hammers Benjamin in a corner. TK turns it around on Moss, as well. COACH But they're in trouble now! Brock and TK have Team Heyross set up for Irish whips, as O'Hara delivers a jawbreaker to Reggie, sending him staggering to mid-ring. Brock and TK then whip Team Heyross into mid-ring, sandwiching Reggie in between them! COLE Reggie Lamont caught between Team Heyross! TK then charges Benjamin, and clotheslines him to the floor, while Brock does the same to Moss! Cortez then grabs Reggie, and pitches him to the outside, as well! COLE And three more guys gone, right there! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Quentin Benjamin eliminated by: Thunderkid 8th elimination: Charlie Moss eiminated by: Brock Ausstin 9th elimination: Reggie Lamont eliminated by: Todd Cortez left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Nathaniel Black, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O'Hara then slugs it out with Reject, as Blonde and Faqu double up on Alf. As they hammer away, a "Let's go Alf!" chant can be heard starting up. Meanwhile, Cortez and Nathaniel Black are in the midst of a spirited exchange. Black gets the better of it, then whips Cortez into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Cortez goes to the standing headlock, prompting a big pop from the crowd! COLE Could be the Riot Act Plus! However, Black backdrops out of it! Black then hooks Cortez from behind, and delivers the CHELSEA DAGGER~! COACH There we go! Black then poses for the crowd, drawing boos. He picks up Cortez, still raising his arm in the air. COACH He's wasting a lot of time here, though! Black goes to dump Cortez, but Cortez reverses, and it's Black who ends up on the floor! COACH NO! COLE Nathaniel Black eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Nathaniel Black eliminated by: Todd Cortez left in ring: Todd Cortez, Jamie O'Hara, Faqu, James Blonde, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So the field now cut in half with the elimination of Nathaniel Black! Alf fights back on Blonde and Faqu, as the crowd gets into it. Alf stomps on Faqu's bare foot, then kicks Blonde in the midsection, and grabs him in a side headlock. He runs to the corner, and kicks off of the buckle, catching Faqu on the way down, as well, and delivering a double bulldog! COLE What a move by Alf! COACH But look at Faqu! Faqu is right back up, and delivers a BIG thrust kick to the jaw of Alf! COLE And what a KICK by the Samoan Wrecking Ball! Faqu lets out a yell, which draws boos, then goes to work on Heat. Meanwhile, as Cortez works over Blonde, Landon Maddix makes his way to the ring! COLE Wait a minute! COACH Oh yes! COLE He's not in the battle royal! Cortez sets up Blonde for the RIOT ACT PLUS~!!!!!11111, when he spots Landon, and drops Blonde. COLE Landon Maddix out here, and he's distracted Todd Cortez! As Cortez jaws with Landon, Blonde hammers him from behind. Landon laughs, as Blonde scoops up Cortez for the kill, raising his hand in the air. He makes his way to the ropes, but Cortez hangs on, and Blonde's momentum takes him out to the floor! COLE And Cortez somehow able to eliminate James Blonde! Cortez then stands up on the apron, and continues to talk to Landon, as Faqu sneaks up from behind, and delivers a big chop, sending him flying to the floor! COLE And now Todd Cortez eliminated, courtesy of that big chop from the Samoan Wrecking Ball, Faqu! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: James Blonde eliminated by: Todd Cortez 12th elimination: Todd Cortez eliminated by: Faqu left in ring: Jamie O'Hara, Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE But give an assist to Landon Maddix, who has no business out here... Suddenly, Nathaniel Black comes running back out! COLE And now look at this! A 3-on-1 assault on Todd Cortez! Landon, Blonde and Black stomp Cortez on the floor, as officials run out of the back to back them off. COACH This is great, Cole! Landon raises his arms in the air, as the crowd boos. Finally the three are forced to the back, and Cortez recovers slowly, then runs to the back in pursuit! COLE And Todd Cortez is hot! COACH He's making a mistake here, I'm telling you! Meanwhile, back in the ring, TK and Reject hook up on the ropes, and Teddy and Faqu sneak up from behind, and dump both men to the floor! COLE And there goes two more! Thunderkid and Reject were fighting it out on the ropes, and Teddy came from behind, again with the help of Faqu, and the two joined together to dump both of them! Teddy celebrates, and hands off the air bills once again. Meanwhile, O'Hara has Alf set up, and comes of for a 450 KNEEDROP~!!!...but Alf rolls out of the way! COLE And O'Hara's knees crashing into the mat! Alf then gets to his feet, and hooks O'Hara, taking him right over the top to the floor with an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And Jamie O'Hara gone, we're down to five! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated by: Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker 14th elimination: Reject eliminated by: Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker 15th elimination: Jamie O'Hara eliminated by: Alfdogg left in ring: Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Teddy and Faqu double up on Heat, while Alf and Brock slug it out. COLE Alf and Brock going at it, what battles in the past between these two! Brock gets the better of the exchange, but Alf goes to the eyes. Alf attempts an Irish whip, but Brock counters, and pulls Alf in for a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Nice suplex by Brock! Teddy and Faqu have Heat in trouble, but Brock makes his way over and rams their heads together! Teddy goes down, but Faqu shrugs it off and delivers one of his own to Brock! COACH Look at that! Faqu then delivers a thrust to the throat, sending Brock down, where he rolls to the outside. COLE And Brock Ausstin not eliminated, you have to go over the top rope! Teddy drops an elbow to the back of Alf's head, while Faqu stalks Heat once again. Faqu delivers shoulders to the midsection, while Teddy shouts out encouragement and hands out air money. Faqu then back out, and charges. Heat dodges him, and sends him into the middle buckle with a drop toehold! As Brock rolls back inside, Heat blocks a right and a left from Teddy, then ducks another big right, and delivers an atomic drop! Alf rolls to the apron, as Brock grabs Faqu and scoops him up. COACH Uh-oh... COLE F-STUNNER-5 coming up! Brock spins Faqu around, and completes the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE What power from Brock Ausstin! Heat then drills Teddy with a PELE KICK~!, which causes Teddy to land on Faqu in a postion which incites many :lol:'s. Alf then positions himself on the top rope... COACH Look at this! ...and comes off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE Five-Star from Alfdogg! Brock then scoops Alf up for another F-Stunner-5, but Alf slips behind the back and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! When Brock gets back to his feet, Alf jumps onto his shoulders for a hurricanrana! Heat then dropkicks Brock in the back, sending both men over the top! COACH Look at this! Brock falls off the apron to the floor, while Alf kicks his legs frantically, and eventually pulls himself back in under the bottom and clings to the bottom rope. COLE We're down to four! Brock Ausstin eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated by: Colombian Heat [b]Final Four: Faqu, Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat, Alfdogg[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heat is down on the mat, as Faqu steps back and falls forward with a headbutt. Teddy then stops Faqu, and points at Alf, telling him to get rid of him. COLE And Moneymaker giving Faqu some instructions here... As Alf struggles to his feet with the ropes, Faqu charges...but Alf drops down and pulls the rope down, and Faqu goes flying over it to the floor! COACH ...I don't think that's what Teddy was looking for! COLE Three men remaining! The Samoan Wrecking Ball is gone! However, Teddy simply drops a fist on the spent Alf, and pitches him to the floor! COACH Wow! COLE And Alf is gone! What a shocker, we're down to two! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17th elimination: Faqu eliminated by: Alfdogg 18th elimination: Alfdogg eliminated by: Theodore Moneymaker left in ring: Theodore Moneymaker, Colombian Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So it will either be Colombian Heat, or the leader of the Enterprise, Theodore Moneymaker, going to AnglePalooza! The crowd boos the elimination of Alf, as Teddy holds his hands out, backing off Heat, then waves to the back. CPA comes back out, carrying a duffle bag. COLE What is this? COACH What could be in that bag? CPA hands the bag up to Teddy, who starts talking to Heat. He then opens the bag, which is filled to the top with various dollar bills! COACH Wow! COLE Teddy trying to buy off Heat here... COACH Don't be foolish, Heat! It's either a bag of money, or a broke ass-kicking! Heat mulls it over, and eventually takes the bag. COLE I don't believe it. COACH That's what I'm talkin' about! Teddy starts to pose on the buckles...when Heat unzips the bag, and starts throwing the money out! COLE And Heat is giving away the money! Teddy turns around, and sees what's going on, and goes after Heat. Heat swings the bag of money at Teddy, then starts delivering right hands! COLE You can't buy Heat! I knew it! Heat goes for an Irish whip, but Teddy reverses. Heat ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a powerslam! COACH You may not be able to buy him, but you can send a message to him this way! Teddy gets to his knees, then to his feet, and poses for the crowd, drawing boos. COLE Theodore Moneymaker looking to get a shot at being the undisputed World champion! Teddy picks up Heat and backs him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Teddy brings Heat out, and executes a vertical suplex! COACH He's looking good right now! COLE Nicely executed suplex! Teddy gets to his feet, then drops a fist on Heat! He gets to his feet again, and drops another! He then picks Heat up, and looks to dump him! COLE And maybe it will happen now! Heat struggles, and drops back down in the ring. Teddy stomps away, then whips Heat into the ropes. He puts his head down, however, and gets caught with a swinging neckbreaker! COLE But Heat with a big move! This could be the turning point of the battle royal! Both men get to their feet slowly, and Teddy goes for a right hand, which is blocked by Heat, who delivers one of his own! Heat opens up with a flurry, then whips Teddy into the ropes, backing in himself and catching Teddy with a flying forearm! COLE Colombian Heat on a roll! Heat calls out to the fans, who egg him on, as Teddy begs off. Heat backs him into a corner, and climbs up, firing off rights as the fans count along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! Teddy carries Heat out of the corner, and attempts an inverted atomic drop, but Heat counters, and clotheslines him to the mat! COACH Oh, come on, Teddy! You can't let this clown go to AnglePalooza! Heat whips Teddy into a corner, and charges, but Teddy gets a foot up! COACH There you go! Teddy stops to catch his breath, then signals for the end. COLE And Moneymaker says he's headed for AnglePalooza! Teddy backs into the ropes, and runs at Heat...but Heat drops down, and backdrops Teddy over the top! COACH Nonononono... However, Teddy lands on the apron! Heat goes for a right hands, but Teddy blocks and delivers one of his own! Teddy then hooks a front facelock, and brings Heat onto the apron with him via a suplex! COLE And look at this! Both men battling it out on the apron, if they fall off, it's over! Heat and Teddy slug it out, with Teddy getting the better of the exchange. Teddy then grabs a side headlock, and rakes Heat's face across the top rope! COLE And Heat has his face raked across that top rope! Teddy grabs the headlock again...but this time, Heat shoves him off, and Teddy rams into the ringpost, then staggers...and FALLS OFF TO THE FLOOR~! COACH NO! COLE That's it! Colombian Heat has won it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19th elimination: Theodore Moneymaker eliminated by: Colombian Heat [b]WINNER: Colombian Heat[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of the battle royal...COOOOOOOOOOOOOLOMBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN NNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT~!!!!![/i] COACH I can't believe this. Teddy and CPA argue with the referee at ringside, but to no avail, and the two leave ringside in a huff. COLE Colombian Heat will go to AnglePalooza and challenge for the Undisputed World championship! And you remember what happened the last time he participated in a big unification match! COACH ...yeah, I remember. Teddy points at Heat in the ring, as Heat celebrates his victory. The referee raises his hand, and Teddy throws another tantrum. COLE So we know that Felix Strutter and Colombian Heat will go to AnglePalooza, but who will the third man be? We'll find out in our main event tonight!

How about this gem from David Harrison. Hand this man an Emmy, now. Also, this would be a good time to relive Pat Burke's Hair Restoration Tonic.

And the Kings are playing without Artest, Bibby, and Martin. The Knicks are getting torched by John Salmons and Francisco Garcia. Isiah: Just fucking quit, dude, and keep what little dignity you have left. Speaking of which, the Pacers turn in a whopping 28-point second half, and shoot *31%* in losing to Memphis. Andre Owens must have some incriminating photos of Jim O'Brien stashed away somewhere. Who the fuck is this guy, and why does he get to start in Tinsley's place while Travis Diener sits on the bench and collects dust.

Man, I hope I never have a fucking stroke. Dick Clark is in sad shape.

Isn't Batista in his 40's? I thought it was revealed that he lied about his age or something.

Sun, Dec. 23 LA Lakers @ New York, 12:00 Houston @ Detroit, 6:00 Golden State @ Cleveland, 6:00 Orlando @ Boston, 6:30 Denver @ Sacramento, 9:00 Tue, Dec. 25 Miami @ Cleveland, 2:30 ABC Phoenix @ LA Lakers, 5:00 ABC Seattle @ Portland, 8:00 ESPN Wed, Dec. 26 Miami @ Philadelphia, 6:00 Washington @ Charlotte, 7:00 Indiana @ Atlanta, 7:00 New York @ Orlando, 7:00 Detroit @ New Jersey, 7:30 New Orleans @ Memphis, 8:00 Chicago @ San Antonio, 8:30 Milwaukee @ Denver, 9:00 Dallas @ Utah, 9:00 Boston @ Sacramento, 10:00 Minnesota @ Golden State, 10:30 Thu, Dec. 27 Cleveland @ Dallas, 8:00 TNT Phoenix @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Boston @ Seattle, 10:30 TNT Fri, Dec. 28 New Orleans @ Charlotte, 7:00 Washington @ New Jersey, 7:30 Orlando @ Miami, 7:30 Indiana @ Detroit, 8:00 Houston @ Memphis, 8:00 Milwaukee @ Chicago, 8:30 Toronto @ San Antonio, 8:30 LA Clippers @ Phoenix, 9:00 Philadelphia @ Sacramento, 10:00 Minnesota @ Portland, 10:00 Utah @ LA Lakers, 10:00 Denver @ Golden State, 10:00 Sat, Dec. 29 Atlanta @ Dallas, 1:00 Miami @ Washington, 7:00 Charlotte @ Orlando, 7:00 Detroit @ Indiana, 7:00 Cleveland @ New Orleans, 8:00 New Jersey @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Toronto @ Houston, 8:30 Boston @ Utah, 9:00 Minnesota @ Seattle, 10:00

Holy shit, they really are wearing the short shorts.

Tavares Jackson can die in a fire. Slowly.

No offense taken, Rendclaw. And once again, the Spurs and Pistons don't have to prove that they can beat the elite teams. They've been doing it for YEARS. The Celtics have been together all of two months, and only last night beat a legit threat in the West on the road. I still like the Spurs, until someone beats them in a series. But the Pistons team I saw this weekend, particularly on Friday night, could easily win another title. I'd just be concerned about another ECF meltdown, as I mentioned before.

This is a nice hurry-up offense the Giants are showing.

The Spurs are multi-time champions who have beaten everyone there is to beat over the last five years. They don't have quite as much to prove as the Celtics do, I would say.

[i]Medal[/i] hits, and the crowd cheers for Anglesault as he makes his way to the ring. COLE And the chairman's got a big announcement here, I understand! Anglesault climbs into the ring and grabs a mic as [i]Medal[/i] dies down. ANGLESAULT Well, here we are, the first show of the new year! *crowd cheers* ANGLESAULT And I'm out here to tell you people tonight, that I've made a new year's resolution! COACH Well, let's hear it! ANGLESAULT My new year's resolution, is that the OAOAST, very soon, will have one, and ONLY one, World champion! *crowd cheers* COLE Wow! ANGLESAULT That's right, at AnglePalooza, Stephen Joseph Popick will put the OAOAST World title on the line, and "After Hours" Felix Strutter will put the International World title on the line! *crowd cheers* ANGLESAULT But that's not all! Right here tonight, on the New Year's Spectacular, we will be holding a 20-man battle royal, and the winner will be entered into the unification match, making it a triple threat! Good luck to all participants, and Happy New Year! [i]Medal[/i] plays Anglesault out. COLE A huge new year's announcement by Anglesault! After AnglePalooza, we will have only ONE World champion! But who will the third man be? We'll find out in tonight's battle royal! Josh is backstage with Felix Strutter and Reggie Lamont. JOSH Thanks guys, I'm here with Felix Strutter, the International World champion, and Reggie Lamont, the former tag team partner of Denzel Spencer, who was revealed as the masked assailant two weeks ago for you, Felix. STRUTTER And not only am I the International World champion, but the soon-to-be one-and-only, undisputed World champion. *crowd boos* LAMONT (thick Jamaican accent) And you're probably wondering why I've joined Felix, right, mon? Why I, as you say, stabbed Denzel in the back? JOSH ...it crossed my mind. LAMONT Well, I guess none of these people have been watching the same shows I have. No one noticed when Denzel went to the WDW without informing me first. No one noticed when he went back to the OAOAST as a supposed singles star. He wanted me out of the way. He shoved me into the background, because he knew he couldn't outshine Reggie Lamont. *crowd boos* LAMONT And that's why tonight, I'm going to be in that battle royal, not to try to take the title from my new pal, Felix Strutter, but because I want Denzel to feel my pain. I want to cause as much grief for him as possible, and I can think of no better way than to keep him from winning that battle royal. *crowd boos* STRUTTER And it doesn't matter who does win that battle royal, Josh...it's just one more person for me to embarass on my way to becoming the one and only World champion. *crowd boos* JOSH Two very confident men back here, Michael, let's go back to Sofa Central! *back out to Sofa Central, where Coach has a big smile on his face.* COLE Well, we know now that two of the participants in the battle royal will be the former tag team from Jamaica, Denzel Spencer and Reggie Lamont, going in now as adversaries, Coach! COACH I love it! Reggie's got revenge on his mind, and there's no way Denzel is going to make it through that battle royal! COLE But what do you make of this spin that Reggie put on this story? Sounds a little fishy to me! COACH Look, Denzel made a very selfish decision, one that cost his supposed friend a lot of money! He probably pulled a Davey Boy Smith, and told Anglesault that Reggie died in a car crash or something! COLE Come on, I don't buy that for a minute!

Mike Mizzolini (I'm sure I spelled that wrong, but it's the guy who sits in with Stephen A. Smith on his ESPN radio show) claims that Tim Legler is "showing no respect" to the Celtics by ranking them #3 in his power rankings behind the Pistons and Spurs.

http://www.redtube.com/8051

I'm looking for a good N64 emulator. Any suggestions?

I kinda had a feeling Skiles' days were numbered, but shit, I thought they'd at least keep him through the rest of the season. Pacers/Hawks should be a fun game tommorrow, shame I won't be able to see it.

Fuck you, Minnesota.

20 man battle royal, stipulations TBA.

Provided the Cowboys don't run it up here, I'll be up 2-0 headed into tommorrow's games. Sweet.

Sun, Dec. 16 Golden State @ Detroit, 12:30 Boston @ Toronto, 1:00 Portland @ Denver, 8:00 LA Clippers @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Dec. 17 Utah @ Atlanta, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Cleveland, 7:00 Indiana @ New York, 7:30 Minnesota @ Miami, 7:30 Golden State @ Memphis, 8:00 Orlando @ Dallas, 8:30 Phoenix @ San Antonio, 8:30 New Orleans @ Portland, 10:00 Tue, Dec. 18 Sacramento @ New Jersey, 7:30 LA Lakers @ Chicago, 8:30 Toronto @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Wed, Dec. 19 Chicago @ Washington, 7:00 Utah @ Charlotte, 7:00 Miami @ Atlanta, 7:00 Philadelphia @ Indiana, 7:00 Detroit @ Boston, 7:00 ESPN Cleveland @ New York, 7:30 Sacramento @ Milwaukee, 8:00 San Antonio @ Memphis, 8:00 Golden State @ Minnesota, 8:00 Orlando @ Houston, 8:30 Phoenix @ Dallas, 9:30 ESPN Toronto @ Portland, 10:00 New Orleans @ Seattle, 10:00 Thu, Dec. 20 New Jersey @ Miami, 7:30 LA Lakers @ Cleveland, 8:00 TNT Houston @ Denver, 10:30 TNT Fri, Dec. 21 Chicago @ Boston, 7:00 ESPN LA Lakers @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Atlanta @ Washington, 7:00 New York @ Charlotte, 7:00 Utah @ Orlando, 7:00 Memphis @ Detroit, 8:00 Indiana @ Minnesota, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Dallas, 9:30 ESPN Denver @ Portland, 10:00 Toronto @ Seattle, 10:30 Sat, Dec. 22 Washington @ Indiana, 7:00 Golden State @ New Jersey, 7:30 Utah @ Miami, 7:30 Philadelphia @ Memphis, 8:00 Minnesota @ New Orleans, 8:00 Houston @ Chicago, 8:30 Charlotte @ Milwaukee, 8:30 LA Clippers @ San Antonio, 8:30 Toronto @ Phoenix, 9:00

Nothing from me this week, I'll be away on vacation from tommorrow until the 29th.

Boston's weak schedule aside, I don't see the ECF being anything other than Celtics/Pistons right now. Orlando is still too young, and don't really match up well with the Pistons. LeBron might be good for a game or two against the Celtics, but he couldn't carry them through a whole series, and I don't necessarily think they could beat the Pistons again. Those are really the only four teams right now that I see as threats in the East. And you never know when the Pistons are going to melt down again, like they have the last couple seasons. The best team the Celtics have beat so far is the Lakers, who have been impressive, but aren't really a team I see as having a chance at a title right now. As far as them taking down the Spurs, Suns or Mavs, I'll believe it when I see it. But right now, I'm not sold on them winning a title this year.