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  1. alfdogg

    This week in the NBA

    I was typing up a post, and my Fast Reply just vanished on me. Weird. Pacers win in Orlando 115-109. 7 out of 8 players scored in double figures, and we shot 11-20 from the 3-point line, including 6-7 from Danny Granger.
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    feedback 4 the 12/6/hd

    Main event is in. Feedback when I get time.
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    Booking for 12/6

    ME will be done shortly.
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    Booking for 12/6

    Figured we probably ought to bypass this week's, due to the PPV lateness. I call main event. edit by patty: I'll be back to posting HD from 12/6 on out! So send everything to me.
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    Chris Masters & JN News have passed away...

    Another steroid related death? Damn you, Vince! Will Mero add him to this list?
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    There's a hair in my food!

    If there's something wrong with your food, you shouldn't have to wait in line. Just go up to the desk and get a worker's attention. At least that's the way it worked when I was in food service.
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    Chris Masters & JN News have passed away...

    Heaven needed Bret and Owen Hart for their e-fed.
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    This week in the NBA

    It's also totally out of character for Kidd in that he hasn't attempted to first get his coach fired.
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    The poster above you (forum edition)

    Is the worst poster on this board.
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    The poster above you (forum edition)

    My post would have to come at the page break. Porter's all-lowercase username causes me to confuse him with Banky at times.
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    The poster above you (forum edition)

    ^ Is not too fond of the WWE folder. Or Jimmy Rollins.
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    Chris Masters & JN News have passed away...

    Are you trying to say that Jesus Christ couldn't break the Masterlock?
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    HD: segment

    Since no one has called opening segment yet, I'd like this to go there. However, if someone does request opening segment between now and then, they can have it and this can be pushed back. [i]Renegade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way through the curtains, to the boos of the crowd, followed by the Burrough Boys. COLE And the International World champion making his way to the ring! COACH And you know he's got a lot of interesting things to say, Cole! COLE Reject coming off of a successful defense of his title at November Reign, defeating Denzel Spencer! Reject steps into the ring and raises his belt in the air, then grabs a mic from ringside. REJECT First I need to get something off my chest. The OAOAST scheduling manager is [i]really[/i] scraping the bottom of the barrel lately. Who the hell books a live HeldDOWN~! from Tacoma, Washington? *crowd boos* REJECT Here I am, waiting to gloat about my successful title defense at November Reign, and we get a run of shows in the [i]Pacific Northwest[/i] to do it in? Although, I guess, Washington does deserve some consolation, since they're about to lose all their pro basketball teams... *crowd boos* REJECT Boy, that Oklahoma City is picking up some REAL winners. :rolleyes: *crowd boos* REJECT Anyway, I am, in fact, here to discuss my victory at November Reign. I have to admit, without the BIAS of OAOAST officials working against me, I thought my match with Denzel Spencer would be a cakewalk. But he actually gave me a hell of a match. Reject turns and looks at the Burrough Boys, who start to give sarcastic rounds of applause. REJECT Yes, this Spencer has a bright future here in the OAOAST...but unfortunately, this is the present. And you don't stand a chance. *crowd boos* REJECT You know, I can't wait for the College Football bowl season. Specifically, I'm looking forward to the Sugar Bowl, where the Hawaii Warriors will STOMP the Georgia Bulldogs into dust. You see, I can relate to Hawaii, because all the major universities were afraid to play them during the regular season. And that's the same problem I have. Popick, Zack Malibu, Landon Maddix, Tha Puerto Rican, all these so-called "main-eventers"...they're all SCARED. And that's why I run into the problems I do... [color="#FF1493"][b]Je t'adore, Je t'adore...[/color][/b] [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] plays, and Felix Strutter walks through the curtains, followed by Deon Black. COLE And what do we have here? COACH Oh, this ought to be REAL good! Strutter and Black climb into the ring, and Strutter gets another mic. STRUTTER Okay, look. Do you have a point to make out here? Because if I want to listen to shitty college football breakdowns, I'll turn on ESPN and listen to Lou Holtz. Reject smirks, then raises the mic up again. REJECT Let me guess...you're out here to answer my challenge for more competition. STRUTTER I'm not out here for your insight on the Chick-Fil-A bowl. REJECT Okay then. Tell me, what makes you a more worthy contender than Denzel Spencer? STRUTTER It's really simple when you think about it. You say none of the big names will challenge you? Well, it don't get no bigger than Felix Strutter. *crowd boos* STRUTTER You can rank my body of work this year with anyone in this fed. Just ask your former partner, Thunderkid! REJECT OK, that's all well and good. You beat Thunderkid a couple times. You rode Alf's coattails to a couple Heartland titles. And that should somehow entitle you to a shot at MY title? After you've lost to Sandman9000 on three consecutive PPVs? *crowd cheers, as Strutter is visibly upset.* STRUTTER Enlighten me, then. What's the secret to beating Sandman? *pause* STRUTTER Oh, that's right...you don't know, because you were too busy getting your own ass kicked three weeks ago! *crowd cheers, as Reject walks in a circle in the corner, then walks towards Strutter.* REJECT None of that matters. Because when it comes down to it, you're just like Denzel Spencer. Maybe you're the future of the OAOAST, but right now...(Reject pokes him on the chest with each word)...YOU...DON'T...MATTER. Strutter puts his head down, then picks it back up and starts to speak again. STRUTTER I agree with you to an extent...I do have a bright future here. And the future...IS NOW! With that, Strutter SPITS in Reject's face! COACH Oh my... Reject fumes, then as Strutter turns to leave, Reject blindsides him with his belt! COLE And Reject with a cheapshot on Felix Strutter! Deon Black then strikes, grabbing Reject around the throat and trapping him in the corner! The crowd cheers the big man on, as the Burrough Boys move in. Black turns and lets out a yell. BURROUGH BOYS OH SNAP~! The Burrough Boys scatter, then jump out of the ring and run away through the crowd! Reject slides out of the ring, as [i]Medal[/i] hits, and the cheers of the crowd shower Anglesault as he comes to the ring. COLE Here comes the boss! Anglesault steps into the ring, and grabs the mic that was being used by Strutter off the mat. ANGLESAULT My my my...this is an interesting development! I think the great fans of Tacoma would like to see this one play out! *crowd cheers* ANGLESAULT So here's what I'm going to do. Tonight, I'm going to make a match, for the International World title, featuring Reject, and Felix Strutter! *crowd cheers* COACH WHOA~! ANGLESAULT But there's a couple other things I noticed listening to you guys. Reject, you seemed awfully confident that you could beat Denzel Spencer anytime you want. Reject reluctantly nods his head. ANGLESAULT Good. Then that means you wouldn't have any problem with facing him one more time, which is great, because also in the match, will be Denzel Spencer! *crowd cheers* ANGLESAULT Also...a certain individual was brought up in the discussion, who holds two victories on HeldDOWN~! over you, Reject, and three victories at consecutive PPV events over you, Felix Strutter! The crowd roars, as they know who Anglesault is referring to. ANGLESAULT And judging by that, that would certainly warrant that individual a shot at the International World title! So, the fourth and final participant in tonight's main event, will be...SANDMAN9000! *crowd roars* ANGLESAULT Now then...I'll let you two go to the back, because you have a match to prepare for. But I need to speak to this big man right here. Anglesault turns his attention to Deon Black, as Reject angrily walks back to the dressing room, and Strutter hangs around to see what he has to say. ANGLESAULT Felix has a match to get ready for...but as for you, you need to get ready to return to your hotel room. The crowd cheers, as Anglesault waves to the back, signaling a hoard of police officers to the ring. ANGLESAULT Your actions at November Reign were totally unacceptable, and has left an OAOAST referee in the hospital. So, it is my decision, after nearly two weeks of deliberation, that you are suspended indefinitely from the OAOAST! The crowd cheers, as Black starts to go after Anglesault, who goes into a fighting stance. Strutter leaps onto the back of Black, talking into his ear, until Black calms down. ANGLESAULT Get him out of here! Strutter is talking to him the whole time as the cops handcuff him, needing two pairs to reach both hands behind his back. COACH Look at that. One pair ain't gonna do it with this guy! COLE Wow, some monumental things going down on HeldDOWN~! tonight! Deon Black suspended, and a four-man main event, for the International World title!
  14. alfdogg

    kkk Bowl V: Week 14

    My vote is no. picks PM'd.
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    This week in the NBA

    I hope the Suns like the early Christmas present given to them by the Pacers tonight.
  16. And here I thought it was going to be Brian Pillman.
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    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Or perhaps "he was giving him the business"
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    COUGHCOUGHWEEK13*

    Why do they keep talking about the wind? It's not like New England's never played in substandard weather conditions.
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    This week in the NBA

    Power rankings 1. Orlando 2. Phoenix 3. Boston 4. San Antonio 5. Utah 6. Detroit 7. New Orleans 8. Dallas 9. Golden State 10. Houston 11. Denver 12. Cleveland 13. LA Lakers 14. Toronto 15. Indiana 16. Washington 17. New Jersey 18. Milwaukee 19. Sacramento 20. Chicago 21. Memphis 22. Atlanta 23. Miami 24. LA Clippers 25. Charlotte 26. Philadelphia 27. Portland 28. New York 29. Seattle 30. Minnesota
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    This week in the NBA

    Pacers take 3 of 4 on the trip, beating the Clippers this afternoon. Jermaine looks like he's finally returning to form, with 20 points and 15 rebounds. We're really getting it in the ass with the schedule early in the season. I'd be thrilled even with a split of this week's games.
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    ESPN sucks, so do thread closers

    USC WILL NOT BE PLAYING FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP blah blah blah some stuff about lsu and ohio state
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    This week in the NBA

    People have this misconception that Cleveland is an exciting team just because LeBron James is there. He's exciting, but as a team, I find them to be brutal, personally. I thought it was hilarious that they were supposed to be saving us from a supposedly boring Spurs/Pistons series, when they're about 20x as boring as either team.
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    kkk Bowl V: Week 13

    I knew I'd regret picking the Eagles.
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    Boardloaf

    It sort of tasted like toilet bowl cleaner.
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