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A question, since the WM16 main event is being discussed in the What If thread...what was the reason for HHH winning the belt back at Judgment Day, if Rock was just going to get it right back the next month?

He broke his ankle against Rick Steiner just before the Royal Rumble in '94 and was never seen again.

I changed my mind, this is going to be a fatal 4-way instead of a tag match.

I like this one better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhrfZ1EJlpc...ted&search= "REAL good impression there, ya PRICK!"

That isn't skill.

This is something I've always wondered whenever I remember Goldberg's WWE run...how do you think a Goldberg/Undertaker feud would have played out?

The most common one is: "I have NEVER seen (insert babyface here) submit in a match before"

What if HTM agreed to job the IC title to Savage at SNME? EDIT: "The Main Event I", actually.

Alfdogg & Chris Stevens vs Thunderkid & Brock Ausstin

All my matches are in GCF.

[b][color=pink]Je t'adore, Je t'adore...[/b][/color] [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] hits, and the crowd boos as Felix Strutter comes through the curtains. COLE And remember, the man Felix Strutter faces in this match will be one of his opponents at Zero Hour in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell III! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 218 pounds...he is the REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXX XXXX SSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR!!!!![/i] COLE Felix's title, of course, not on the line in this match, but perhaps his momentum going into Zero Hour! COACH Oh, there's no question there's momentum for whoever wins this match! Felix slides in and climbs on the side rope, holding himself steady with his left hand and holding his belt with his right. COLE Interesting to see who his opponent will be... Felix hands his belt to the referee, then looks towards the entryway as the music stops. COLE We're awaiting the arrival of the opponent for "After Hours" Felix Strutter... [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains, to a stunned reaction from the crowd. COACH WHOA! COLE And it's the man who won the first TWO Chamber matches, Alfdogg! This can't make Felix happy at all! BUFFER [i]His opponent, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former THREE-TIME holder of the Heartland title, as well as a former THREE-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Alf has held the Heartland title more times than any man in OAOAST history! He knows what that division's all about! COACH And look at Felix, I think he's saying to Alf, "nothing personal"! Alf climbs through the ropes, and the bell sounds. *DING DING DING* COLE This should be a tremendous matchup...Felix Strutter, of course, had to learn a lot being under the tutilage of Alf for a short time last year! Alf and Strutter circle the ring, and tie up. After a brief struggle, they shove each other off. Both men size each other up, then go in for another tie-up. Strutter takes Alf down with a side headlock, but Alf goes to a headscissors. Strutter strruggles for a bit, but manages to escape with a kip-up! COLE And a nice escape there by Felix Strutter! Strutter celebrates his feat, drawing boos from the crowd. COACH You know Cole, how fitting is it to have the Heartland champion wrestling a match against the former-three time champion, right here in Dayton, Ohio? COLE Yes indeed, we are right in the Heartland of America here for HeldDOWN~! Alf gets back to his feet, then circles the ring once again. COLE And once again let us remind you, this match is under normal OAOAST rules, the Heartland title not on the line! Strutter goes behind Alf, but Alf counters with a drop toe hold! COLE And now a nice counter by Alf! Alf bars the arm, then steps over the arm and sits on the shoulder, while pulling back on the arm. Strutter is forced flat down on the mat, but squirms to the ropes. Alf breaks at the referee's four-count. The referee backs Alf off, and Strutter gets to his feet, and the two circle the ring once again. Tie up, and Alf backs Strutter into a corner. However, Strutter turns it around, and delivers a blow to the body of Alf! Strutter then wrings the arm, and jerks down on it, as he brings Alf out to mid-ring. However, Alf drops down, grabs Strutter by the front of the tights, and pulls him through the ropes to the floor! COACH Wow! COLE Great leverage move there by Alf, as he forces Strutter right out to the floor! Strutter throws a fit on the floor, then slides back in and shoves Alf! Alf shoves Strutter right back to the mat, keeping a smile on his face the whole time. COLE And tempers beginning to flare now! Another tie-up, and Strutter goes behind with a hammerlock. Alf reverses to one of his own, but is taken down with a drop toe hold! Strutter switches to a side headlock, which Alf escapes, and re-applies his hammerlock! COACH We're seeing some terrific chain-wrestling here early on, Cole! Strutter works his way to his feet, as Alf switches to an arm-wringer. Strutter rolls on the mat, then does a front handspring with his free hand, before reversing the arm-wringer! COLE And Felix Strutter I'd have to say with the edge in quickness here, but Alf gets the upper hand in strength, as well as a [i]slight[/i] technical edge, and I would say ring savvy, as well. COACH No doubt about that, Cole, I don't know if anyone in the business possesses more ring smarts than Alf, but as far as the mat wrestling you mentioned, it's a stalemate right now! Strutter yanks Alf right down to the mat, then shoves his head with his foot! COACH Oh, look at this! Alf picks his legs up, then picks them up again, and kips up, delivering an armdrag to Strutter! Alf bars the arm on the mat, then paintbrushes him! COLE You don't want to do that with Alf! Alf lets go of the hold, and Strutter takes a big swing, which Alf ducks, and rolls him up in a schoolboy! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf catches Strutter with a drop toe hold, then quickly bars the arm once again. COLE And in that sequence, it was Alf who was too quick for Felix! Alf tries to straighten out the arm, as Felix works his way to his feet. As Felix gets to his feet, Alf switches to a hammerlock, which leaves him open for an elbow to the jaw! COLE Oh, what an elbow! Strutter goes to the ropes, and takes down the dazed Alf with a shoulderblock! He then backs in again, as Alf flips over, then leapfrogs Strutter, before dropping down and delivering a monkey flip! Alf then gets up and backs into the ropes, catching Strutter with a CACTUS CLOTHESLINE! COLE Both men over the top rope after that clothesline from Alf! Alf rolls Strutter back in, then slides in and grabs his legs, flipping over for a cradle! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Strutter and whips him into the ropes, but Strutter ducks a clothesline, and catches Alf with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! COACH What a kick! COLE Alf nailed with that spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter picks Alf up and leads him to the ropes, where he executes a backbreaker! Strutter then backs into the ropes, and knocks Alf to the floor with a baseball slide! COLE Nice sequence of moves by the Heartland champion, "After Hours" Felix Strutter! Strutter waits for Alf to get up, then runs to the corner, springs off the ropes, and flips over them back onto Alf! COLE And now Strutter flying on top of Alf! Strutter poses for the crowd, drawing boos, then tosses Alf back in. Strutter executes a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter then turns Alf over, and applies a Boston crab! COLE Submission hold applied, Boston crab! COACH You know, this hold used to be called the New York Jet crab, and then it was stolen via hidden video camera and renamed! COLE This history lesson courtesy of Jonathan Coachman, ladies and gentlemen! Alf inches his way towards the ropes, and grabs them with his left hand, as the referee motions for Strutter to break. He does, at the referee's four-count. He then picks Alf up and whips him into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a high roundhouse kick! COLE And another big kick from Strutter! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter complains about the count, then picks Alf up and goes for a slam, which Alf reverses to a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter quickly drops an elbow on Alf, then poses for the crowd, drawing boos. Alf has rolled out to the apron, and Strutter follows and grabs him. He tries to suplex Alf back inside, but Alf drops behind the back and grabs a waistlock. Strutter quickly goes behind, hooks Alf's arms, and executes a TIGER SUPLEX~! 1... 2... NO! Alf barely escapes! COLE SO close on that Tiger suplex, was Felix Strutter! As Alf gets to all fours, Strutter flips over him, grabbing him on the way and rolling him up! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Credit to Alf here, able to escape all these pinning situations! Strutter whips Alf into a corner, and charges, but Alf gets his foot up! COLE And Alf buying himself some time with that move! Alf climbs to the top from the inside, and attempts a MOONSAULT~!, but Strutter gets the knees up! COLE Knees right into the midsection of Alf! Strutter then positions Alf, and quickly goes to the top himself! COACH Could be that Shooting Star Legdrop, Cole! Strutter gets his balance, and comes off for the SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP~!!!!!11111...but Alf rolls out of the way! COLE And consecutive miscues, both men out on the mat! The referee starts a count... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Alf sits up, and starts to get to his feet, and Strutter follows soon after. Strutter swings at Alf, but Alf ducks, and drops Strutter with a back suplex! He follows with a snap legdrop, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Alf picks up Strutter, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COLE And now Felix Strutter fighting off a barrage of pinning combinations! Alf whips Strutter into a corner, and charges, but Strutter moves out of the way, then climbs out to the apron. He waits for Alf to turn around, then tries a SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA...but Alf blocks with a POWERBOMB, holding him down for the cover... 1... 2... NO! Another kickout! Alf knocks Strutter over the top with a SUPERKICK~!, then follows him out with a PLANCHA...but Strutter sidesteps, and Alf crashes down on the floor below! COLE Oh my goodness! Alf all the way down to the floor! Strutter catches his wind, then tosses Alf back inside. He picks Alf up, and executes a Northern lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter picks Alf up, and lifts him in a suplex...holding him for several seconds, before dropping him to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Strutter grabs Alf's leg as he gets up, and executes a Dragon legwhip! He then goes for a second, but Alf counters with an ENZIGURI~! COLE Enziguri by Alf, and now let's see if he can follow up once again! Alf gets to his feet and tosses Strutter into the corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then whips Strutter across CHEST-FIRST into the buckles, ala Bret Hart! COACH Jeez! COLE All the wind knocked out of Felix Strutter! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Alf hooks Strutter, taking him overhead with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Alf then picks Strutter up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a AA-SPINEBUSTER~! He then holds onto the legs, and steps through them! COLE Here comes the Sharpshooter! However, as he does, Strutter trips him, then switches to the STF in one motion! COACH No! COLE No, it's the STF! What a GREAT, quick counter by Felix Strutter! Alf yells out in pain, as the referee asks if he wants to give up. Alf scoots slowly over towards the ropes, but Strutter rolls back, putting them right in the middle! COACH Alf's fading, Cole! The referee lifts the arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! THR...NO! Alf holds through! COLE Not yet! Alf pushes off the mat, and rolls over once again, able to get into the ropes. The referee counts, and Strutter breaks at four. Alf then slides outside and goes under the apron, grabbing a trash can. He slides into the ring, despite the protests of the referee. COLE And now Alf bringing a trash can into the ring, but this is not a Heartland title match! Strutter counters by sliding out the other side and grabbing a kendo stick! He rolls in, and takes a BIG swing at Alf, which he blocks with the trash can! The referee immediately calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And things out of hand in this one, the referee calls for the disqualification! Alf keeps blocking Strutter's shots, until Chris Stevens runs down and nails Strutter from behind with a road sign! As he poses, Alf nails him with the trash can. Thunderkid then joins the frey, attacking Alf from behind with the lid from the trashcan, followed by Brock Ausstin fashioning a chain, and it's chaos! COLE And mayhem has broken loose here on HeldDOWN~! COACH But wait, there's only five guys in there, Cole! There's supposed to be six in the match altogether! COLE Well, that is very interesting, the sixth participant was never named! COACH Maybe Anglesault will announce it next week! COLE Well, we'll have to find out later, but right now, Josh is waiting backstage!

*DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The next contest will feature two of the six participants in the third Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell, coming up at Zero Hour, September 30, from Memphis, Tennessee![/i] The crowd waits, as the music hits. [i]*dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* *dun dun* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU? WHO WHO, WHO WHO![/i] Chris Stevens makes his way towards the ring, to the boos of the crowd. COLE And it's another former Heartland champion, Chris Stevens! COACH That's a big name to overcome for Felix Strutter, not only a former Heartland champion, but a former 24/7 champion, as well! COLE Let's go back to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Rochester, Minnesota, weighing in at 221 pounds...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSS SSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE And it'll be interesting to see who his opponent will be! COACH Well, whoever it will be will be another participant in the Chamber match! A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." The crowd pops bigtime as Brock Ausstin makes his way through the curtains and does the HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! in the entryway. COLE Oh my! COACH WOW, this match just keeps getting bigger, Cole! BUFFER [i]And his opponent, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 290 pounds...he is "THE CURRENT BIG THING", BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE Brock Ausstin, another former Heartland champion, holding the belt on two occasions! COACH And he had some classic encounters with Alfdogg, remeber that Iron Man match at last year's Zero Hour? COLE Oh, yes I do! Brock climbs in and does his dance again, as the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Stevens and Brock circle the ring, and tie up. Brock easily backs Stevens into a corner, but Stevens manages to turn him around, holding on until the referee backs him off. Stevens then taunts Brock, before the two tie up once again. This time, Brock shoves Stevens off across the ring! COLE And early on, we see the strength advantage of Brock Ausstin! COACH Well, no surprise there, other than I'm surprised that Stevens would try to match strength with Brock Ausstin! Stevens kneels on the mat and sizes Brock up. COLE Lot of history between these two, of course everyone remembers CSI, as well as Stevens/Heyross Incorporated! Stevens moves in again, and drives a knee to the gut of Brock, then goes to the eyes. He then lays in some short chops, before grabbing a side headlock. Brock shoves him off into the ropes, and delivers a big shoulder check, sending Stevens right through the ropes and to the floor! COLE Well, he had the right idea for a while, but a side headlock's not going to work on a big guy like Brock Ausstin! The referee counts Stevens as he walks around one side of the ring, and then re-enters. The two tie up once again, and again Brock backs Stevens up into the ropes. However, Stevens delivers a thumb to the eye, and attempts an Irish whip. Brock reverses, and floors Stevens with a clothesline! COLE And it's been all Brock Ausstin in the early going! Brock picks up Stevens with a two-handed chokehold! COACH Come on, referee, do something! COLE He is, he's counting! Brock drops Stevens at the referee's four-count, then picks him back up and delivers a vertical suplex! COLE Nicely executed suplex by Brock Ausstin! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock stomps away for a while, then picks up Stevens and whips him across. He puts his head down, however, and receives a kick from Stevens for his troubles! COLE Mistake by Brock, and Stevens capitalized! Stevens measures Brock, and hits a big dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Two-count... Stevens goes up to the top rope, and waits on Brock to get to his feet. He tries a flying bodypress, but is caught by Brock! COLE And Stevens is caught! Brock brings Stevens up into a press slam position, then drops him behind his back, face-first on the mat! Brock then lets out a MIGHTY HOSS YELL, and the crowd roars in response. COLE And the fans in Dayton really behind Brock Ausstin! Brock backs Stevens into a corner, and pounds him down with MASSIVE forearm shots. COLE What stiff shots from Brock Ausstin, and Chris Stevens in BIG trouble! Brock whips Stevens across the ring, and charges, but runs right into Stevens' foot! COACH But look how quick he gets out of it, Cole! Stevens stops to catch his breath, then drapes Brock over the ropes, and drives his knee in, choking Brock! The referee lays a count on, and Stevens breaks at four. Stevens picks Brock up, and executes a back suplex! He follows up with a kneedrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Stevens picks up Brock, whipping him into the ropes, and catching him with a HIGH KNEE~! COLE Big knee from Chris Stevens, and a cover! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But Brock still fighting! Stevens picks Brock up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a SLEEPER~! Stevens swings around when he catches him and ends up on his back. COACH Sleeperhold! COLE Submission applied! COACH Smart by Stevens! Anyone, no matter how big, can be put to sleep, Cole! Brock wanders around grabbing for ropes, unsuccessfully. Eventually, Brock sinks to his knees. COLE And indeed, Brock looks to be fading! Stevens jerks to the side, trying to bring Brock to the mat with him, and does. Brock flails his arms around, but eventually they go the the canvas, as well. The referee lifts one of them... ONE!!! TWO!!! ...but Brock keeps it up on the third lift! He turns his hand into a fist, and starts shaking it, as the crowd urges him on! COLE And the crowd trying to get some adrenaline flowing inside of Brock Ausstin, as he's coming to his feet! Brock gets on one knee, then gets to his feet, driving an elbow in! And a second! And a third, breaking the hold! Brock whips Stevens to the ropes, but Stevens ducks a clothesline, then ducks a second one, before they clothesline each other! COLE Double clothesline, and both men down! Both men lay motionless on the mat, as the referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men start to stir, then turn to their sides, stopping the count. As Brock gets to all fours, Stevens is on his feet, and picks Brock up. He sets up a suplex, but Brock counters into a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE So close for Brock Ausstin! Stevens quickly gets to his feet, and delivers a thrust to the throat! COLE And again, Stevens quickly back on the offense! Stevens then drags Brock into a corner, and delivers a European uppercut! Another, but they seem to have no effect on Brock! COLE I think Brock's waking up now! A third from Stevens, but Brock takes his arms off the ropes, and starts to hammer away, but Stevens slides out of a scoop slam, and hits a SUPERKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Strutter picks up Brock, bringing him to the middle of the ring, and executes a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE Wow, how close was that? Stevens argues the count with the referee, then picks up Brock once again and delivers a scoop slam, before scaling the ropes. COLE Could be that frog splash from Chris Stevens... Stevens leaps off for the FROG SPLASH~!!!111...but Brock rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home! COACH Yeah, but Brock's still out of it, too, look at him! Brock lays for a few seconds, then gets to his feet, huffs and puffs, then lets out a MIGHTY HOSS YELL~! COLE Oh, no he's not! COACH ...this doesn't bode well for Chris Stevens! Brock measures Stevens, and delivers a BIG clothesline! He measures again, and delivers a second! He then grabs Stevens, and takes him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Stevens gets a shoulder up! COLE So, so close! Brock picks up Stevens, and executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Brock whips Stevens into the ropes, and catches him with a POWERSLAM~! He then signals for the end! COLE And Brock says this one's about to be over! Brock picks Stevens up on his shoulders for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but Stevens struggles, negotiating Brock into a corner, where he kicks off the buckles and executes a TORNADO DDT~!!! COACH Look at that move! COLE What a tremendous counter by Chris Stevens! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Stevens climbs to the apron, and waits for Brock to get to his feet. He springs onto the top rope... COACH Look at this move! Stevens goes for a HURRICANRANA...but Brock blocks with a POWERBOMB, then holds him and picks him back up, flipping him into a fireman's carry... COLE And look at the counter! ...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Put this one in the books! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Brock Ausstin picks up the win! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE Big win for Brock Ausstin, and a great effort by Chris Stevens, both of whom will go from here to the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell III in just 18 days at Zero Hour! COACH Well, we've got four guys figured out, I can only imagine who the other two may be! COLE Well, one of them will meet the Heartland champion himself, "After Hours" Felix Strutter, right here tonight, one-on-one! Let's go to...

*DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it's time for the first half of our Double Main Event of the evening! Tonight, two men, formerly comprising one of the most recognizable tag teams in OAOAST history, do battle one-on-one...for the OAOAST International championship of the WORLD! ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Dayton, Ohio...ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY?????[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Dayton, Ohio, and the millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way through the curtains to a big pop. BUFFER [i]Coming to the ring at this time...wearing black tights with white trim, he weighs in at 250 1/2 pounds...he is a former two-time OAOAST Heartland champion, as well as a former North American champion! Ladies and gentlemen, the challenger...from Green Bay, Wisconsin...THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!![/i] COLE And if you read OAOAST.com, you'll know that Thunderkid will be one of the six participants in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell III, coming up at Zero Hour on September 30! COACH Well, Reject won his first World title at AngleSlam, now his former partner has a chance to win his first tonight! TK climbs in the ring and poses on the buckles, as the crowd cheers him on. [i]Renagade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way through the curtains. COACH And here comes the World champion, Reject! COLE The International World champion, to be exact. The OAOAST World champion is still Landon Maddix! COACH That's still a World champion, Cole! BUFFER [i]And his opponent...making his way down the aisle, in the purple tights airbrushed with silver, weighing in at an even 235 pounds...he is a former two-time X-division champion, and at AngleSlam, he finally reached the top of the mountain in becoming a World champion. Ladies and gentlemen, hailing from the Bronx, the OAOAST International champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] Reject jaws with fans in the aisleway, taking his sweet time, when suddenly he gets to ringside and is met with a TK plancha! COACH Hey! COLE TK not wasting any time, hammering away! TK delivers right hands to Reject on the floor, then picks him up and rams him into the apron. He then sets him up, and executes a suplex on the floor! COLE This match has not officially started, the referee trying to usher TK into the ring! COACH The referee should be disqualifying him, is what he should be doing! TK grabs Reject and tosses him inside, then follows. *DING DING DING* COLE And now, we're underway! This is the first-ever defense of the International World title in the OAOAST! Reject is able to catch TK coming through the ropes, picking him up and delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject whips TK, but TK ducks a clothesline and floors Reject with one of his own! TK looks out to the crowd, which cheers in response. COLE And the crowd here in Dayton solidly behind TK! TK picks up Reject, and executes a gutwrench suplex, following with with a big kneedrop to the sternum! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match, a two-count for TK! TK hammers on Reject, and a big right hand ties him up in the ropes! COACH Come on, ref! TK gets in a few more right hands, but the referee backs him off. TK moves him out of the way and charges, but Reject gets a foot up, and frees himself. COLE And Reject buying himself a little time now... Reject then charges TK, who has rolled over to the ropes, but TK ducks and backdrops him to the floor! COLE And we're right back where we started, out to the floor! COACH This is ridiculous, Cole! TK should be disqualified right now! TK delivers a European uppercut, then sets up an Irish whip. Reject reverses, however, sending TK back-first into the steel steps! COLE And TK sent crashing into the steel steps! Reject with his first major offense in this one! Reject shakes the cobwebs, then picks TK up, ramming him back-first into the apron. He delivers a couple stomps, then rolls back into the ring. He lets the referee count, then rolls back outside when he sees TK start to get to his feet. COLE And now Reject going back outside... Reject scoops up TK, and drops him sternum-first on the guardrail! He then turns TK around, and delivers some kicks, before rolling TK back inside. COLE And now Reject with the advantage, with his International World title on the line! Reject covers right away... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject gets to his feet and stomps away, then sets him up in the corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH And now Reject's starting to get into a groove! Reject grabs TK in a front facelock, then taunts the crowd, drawing boos. He scoops up TK, and drops him with a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up TK once again, and delivers a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject sets up TK in the corner once again, and delivers another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH Man! COLE TK's chest beet-red from those chops by Reject, maybe the best in the business with those knife-edges! Reject whips TK across hard, then whips him across a second time as he comes out, before catching him with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE TK resilient, he's not going to go down that easy! Reject picks up TK, and tosses him over the top to the outside. He stops to taunt the crowd in the ring, drawing boos. COLE And Reject just waiting, perhaps going to let the referee just count TK out here... But Reject goes outside, delivering right hands to TK as he leans up against the apron. Reject rolls back in, and allows TK to climb onto the apron. He hooks him, and suplexes him back inside! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject backs TK into the corner again, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, this time TK fights back with a right! COLE And TK starting to fight back! Another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another right in retaliation! COLE TK will not quit! Another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! TK fights back with rights, until Reject delivers a knee to the gut! Reject whips TK into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline, then catches Reject on a leapfrog attempt and powerslams him! COLE Big move by TK, but both men are out of it! The referee lays a count on... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! TK sits up, and starts to get to his feet, then Reject pulls himself up with the ropes. Reject comes at TK with a right hand, but TK blocks and unleashes a flurry, backing Reject into a corner! However, Reject goes to the eyes, and climbs up the ropes. COLE Reject going upstairs... COACH I'm not sure how smart this is, Cole! TK comes to his senses, and shakes the ropes, causing Reject to crotch himself! TK then slowly follows Reject up, climbing all the way to the top rope...and taking Reject down with a HURRICANRANA~! COLE Great hurricanrana by TK! This could be it! TK quickly hooks a leg... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets a shoulder up! COACH Man, was that close! TK picks up Reject, and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE Reject high in the air! TK slams him down, and Reject comes up holding his back. TK whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a belly-to-belly gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE TK coming SO close on these counts! TK picks up Reject and whips him into the corner, then charges, but Reject ducks out of the way, then catches TK with a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COLE What a tremendous match this has been! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and scoops up TK, but TK slips behind the back, and goes for the SCORPION DEATHDROP~!!!!!11111...but Reject blocks with the ropes, then slips out and goes for the EULOGY~!!!!!11111...which is blocked by TK with the ropes! COLE Both guys going for the finish right there, neither successful! Reject staggers back into TK, who hooks Reject...and drills him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE He got it! We've got a new champion! 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Reject gets his foot on the ropes! TK questions the referee, then picks Reject up and sets up for it again, but this time Reject spins out and goes for the EULOGY~!!!!!11111, but TK shoves him into the corner, then trips him up, and slingshots him into the ringpost! COACH Oh, no! COLE Reject sent right into the steel post! As Reject staggers out, TK takes him down with a drop toe hold...and hooks the ANKLE LOCK~????? COLE TK with the Ankle Lock! We haven't seen him use this in a LONG time! TK pulls Reject away from the ropes, and wraps his legs around Reject's leg! COACH And it could get him the title, right here! Suddenly, Luther slides through the ropes and starts stomping away at TK! *DING DING DING* COLE And the Burrough Boys hitting the ring! DAMN IT, TK had the title won! The Burrough Boys have saved Reject's title! Waldo joins Luther for a double-team, hammering away at TK on the ropes. They whip TK across, but TK runs right through them with a double-clothesline! COLE But TK fighting them off! Mariano slides in, and is hit with a clothesline! Quincy then attacks from behind, setting up the TANOOKI SUIT~!!!, but TK blocks and sends him right over the top with a belly-to-belly! This gives Reject time to recover, however, and he hits TK with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the Eulogy, after the match has ended! Reject, Luther and Waldo stomp away on TK, as Mariano comes off the top with a SOMERSAULT LEG DROP~! COACH Whoa! COLE And TK really succumbing to the odds right now... That is, until Brock Ausstin rushes to ringside! COLE But here comes Brock Ausstin, another of the participants in the Chamber of Hell! Reject heads for cover, as Brock floors Mariano with a clothesline, then gets swarmed by Luther and Waldo! Brock ducks a double clothesline, then clotheslines both men over the top simultaneously! Brock then catches Quincy coming off the top with a moonsault...flips him up onto his shoulders, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And Brock Ausstin has cleared house, along with TK, who unfortunately, will not win the International World championship here! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, as Brock raises TK's hand, and Reject backs down the aisle, raising his belt in the air in response. COLE Reject still has the belt for tonight, but how many of those close calls can he survive?

Jake Roberts promo after slapping Elizabeth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vpxeouoIiQ...ted&search=

P.S. - I have two of my three matches done, I'll send them all in tommorrow night. I'd like to get them posted in this order: ? vs ? Felix Strutter vs ? Reject vs Thunderkid

Rock was probably the least selfish superstar in the business. I think *his* intentions were good; Jericho and Goldberg's fallbacks were due to other factors already mentioned (the lame duck booking for Jericho, as well as HTQ's points on Goldberg), as well as HHH burying everyone that Rock worked to get over. EDIT: The exception here is Brock Lesnar, who of course moved to SD exclusively pretty much right after SummerSlam.

Atlanta @ Jacksonville (10.5) Buffalo @ Pittsburgh (9.5) (7.5) Cincinnati @ Cleveland Green Bay @ N.Y. Giants (1.5) Houston @ Carolina (6.5) (7.5) Indianapolis @ Tennessee (3.5) New Orleans @ Tampa Bay San Francisco @ St. Louis (3.5) (3.5) Dallas @ Miami Minnesota @ Detroit (2.5) (3.5) Seattle @ Arizona Kansas City @ Chicago (12.5) N.Y. Jets @ Baltimore (10.5) Oakland @ Denver (10.5) San Diego @ New England (3.5) Washington @ Philadelphia (6.5) KC - 10

How come did you make a post like that?

I don't think both guys were ever at ringside with him at the same time. As far as I know, it was just the two interview segments at Rumble '92 and WM8. Heenan started with him, then Perfect took over at Survivor Series.

While we're discussing Ahmed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f7_tvBdfjU

I play in the NBA Fantasy leagues, as well as the NFL and NCAA tourney pick 'ems, and this is my first year doing the NFL Survival leagues. The NBA is the only sport I follow closely enough to be able to play in the actual fantasy leagues. Oddly enough, I used to buy some of the fantasy magazines when I wasn't playing fantasy, but don't buy them now.

Well, I snuck out of Week 1. 15-14. Ha.

I won, I think.