alfdogg

Where's my cookie damn it? Khali didn't beat Batista.

Show's up. He can add it in when he's done.

If I may ask, what was the planned finish for the match? If you can/want to answer, you can PM it to me if you don't want to reveal it here.

Yi signed with the Bucks today.

My stuff's edited in.

Both of my matches are done, I should point out. I just haven't posted them on the board yet.

I was watching some of Goldberg's early matches on YouTube, and there's one match in particular where he spears and jackhammers Wrath and he never even takes his helmet off. Some of the comments focused on "man how must clarke have felt as such a longtime veteran to have to put this noob over like that" (just a rough translation of one of the posts), but my first thought was "I bet that's not actually Clarke under the helmet." Can anyone confirm/deny this?

Reggie says he's not coming back, according to the Indianapolis Star.

Place in the show in this order, please. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes way through the curtains...decked out in a Peyton Manning jersey, which goes over about as well as you'd expect with the New Englanders. COLE And Alfdogg obviously not trying to gain any fans heading into his WDW World title defense with Reject this Sunday at AngleSlam, as we go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 239 pounds...he is the WDW WORLD Heavyweight champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE As we've stated, Alfdogg has held the WDW World title since December 26, 2004, almost 3 years... Alf grabs a mic, and is immediately showered with boos. ALF So, we're three days away from AngleSlam...three days away from the big event in NEW YORK CITY. *crowd boos* ALF You know, Boston has got to be the easiest city in the world...I mean, EVERYBODY goes through you guys for the big event, and this year, the OAOAST is no different! *crowd boos* COLE Ouch! ALF Including, of course...*points to jersey*...Peyton Manning and the Colts. *crowd boos* ALF Yeah, it's not so easy without your KICKER, is it? Without your saving grace! And I hope this OAOAST legend who's going to make an appearance tonight, didn't wrack his brain too much on these predictions...at least not as it pertains to the WDW World title, because this match is JUST as predictable as the Sawx choking away the division to the Yankees! *crowd boos* COACH THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! ALF Because Reject, this Sunday... The jobber attacks Alf from behind! COLE Well, whoever this young man is... COACH ...what is this guy thinking? Alf promptly reverses an Irish whip, and catches the jobber with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE And Alf hasn't even taken his jersey off... COACH He's still got the mic in his hand, Cole! Alf bends down to the jobber. ALF What are you thinking, my friend? Your head's got to be as empty as the Boston Celtics' bench! *crowd boos* Alf goes to the top rope, still holding the mic, and delivers the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Alf pops to his feet, and walks a lap around the ring, soaking in the boos. Alf then stops at the jobber's feet, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER, forcing an immediate tapout! *DING DING DING* COLE Well, Alf wins... Alf keeps the hold on, as the referee tries to break, then smashes the referee in the head with the mic! COACH And he's not letting go! ALF You can't stop me! I'm just like Tom Brady, I don't know WHEN to pull out! *crowd boos* COACH HA! Several officials make their way to the ring, and after a few minutes, finally get Alf to break the hold. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays, as the officials wave for EMTs. COLE Well, this can't be a good sign for Reject this Sunday! EMT's arrive with a stretcher, and move the jobber out of the ring, as Alf hops out and walks down the aisle. COLE Right now, let's go to Josh! Josh Matthews stands backstage with "Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine. JOSH I'm here with Vinny Valentine, who will be in action later tonight, in his HeldDOWN~! debut! VINNY That's right, kid! You know, the Celtics may have just traded for Kevin Garnett, but you are looking at the FIRST appearance of the real Big Ticket right here on HeldDOWN~! JOSH Of course, Vinny Valentine, formerly of the WDW, which was sold a couple months ago! How did you feel when you got the news? VINNY Well, as far as I'm concerned, kid, those guys got what they deserved. You see, WDW's problem was not enough Disco Duck. JOSH What do you mean by that, exactly? VINNY You see, WDW didn't realize that Vinny Valentine is AUTOMATIC... *drum beat, accompanied by a horn* I'm SYSTEMATIC... *repeat sound* I'm HYYYYYYYYYYDRO-MATIC... *repeat sound* and as the ladies know, much like MacArthur Park, I'm frightening in the dark. But you can bet, here in the OAOAST, Disco Duck will love on forever! *crowd boos* VALENTINE Any more questions, kid? Josh shakes his head. VALENTINE Good, I've got a match to get ready for. Valentine leaves, as Josh watches. [i]Disco Duck[/i] hits, as Vinny Valentine makes his way out, to boos. COLE Time for the HeldDOWN~! debut of "Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Brooklyn, New York, and weighing in at 228 pounds..."DISCO DUCK" VVVVVVVVINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN NE!!!!![/i] As Valentine gets in the center of the ring and dances, the camera cuts over to Coach, who is up doing the watusi at the announce table. COLE What are you doing? Will you sit down? Cole grabs at Coach's shirt, and tries to pull him into his seat. BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 236 pounds...Tim Scott![/i] *DING DING DING* The two men circle the ring, and Valentine grabs a side headlock. Scott backs him into the ropes, and shoves him across. Scott executes a leapfrog, then tries a second, but Valentine catches him, and executes an inverted atomic drop! COLE Nice counter by Vinny Valentine into the inverted atomic drop! Valentine stops to dance for a few seconds, then drags Scott into the corner and kicks away, sending him to a sitting position. He then chokes him with his foot, breaking at the referee's four-count. COLE Well, from the things I've heard, Vinny Valentine is a very profficient all-around athlete, he doesn't excel in any one department, but he knows enough brawling, wrestling and high-flying techniques! Valentine slowly picks up Scott, and hooks him, delivering a suplex! He then rolls through. COLE And Valentine could be looking to put three together right here! Valentine executes a second suplex! He then picks him up one last time, and delivers a third conescutive suplex! Valentine then chokes, breaking at the four-count. COACH Well, he's aggressive, You've got to say that for him! Valentine scoops up Scott, and delivers a slam, then goes upstairs. COLE He's going for his big legdrop, which he calls Night Fever! Valentine comes off the top, and delivers NIGHT FEVER~!!! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner..."DISCO DUCK" VVVVVVVVINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN NE!!!!![/i] COLE Vinny Valentine with a very impressive debut here on HeldDOWN~! Coach starts dancing again as the camera cuts to the table. COLE Don't you start again! *cut* [i]O Canada[/i] plays, as a Canadian flag waves in the background. Suddenly, CWM walks onto the screen, drawing a HUGE pop from the Boston crowd! CWM So...the OAOAST came to me, wanting to get my predictions for AngleSlam, 2007. Well, I've been watching the buildup, and I know exactly what's going to happen this Sunday, so I'm going to give you the privilege of my predictions. OK, what's our first match? *cut to clips of the Sk8er Boiz making an entrance and delivering the Happy Ending to an opponent, followed by Logan "Usher" Mann's WICKED LEFT HOOK~! and The Heavenly Rockers delivering the Electric Melody to an opponent, then the Sk8er Boiz vs Heavenly Rockers graphic.* CWM The Sk8er Boiz vs the Heavenly Rockers...the Heavenly Rockers, the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all time. Well, you know, the Heavenly Rockers are definitely a trendsetting team, they've got all the tools it takes to get to the top, and they've proven that, former World tag team champions. Unfortunately, they're going to be run ragged by the exciting high-flyers this Sunday, I've got to stick with my countrymen, I'm going with the Sk8er Boiz. What's next? *clips of the participants in the 10-man tag, followed by the match graphic* CWM Big ten-man tag match! Don't see many of those anymore. I'm going to make this one short and sweet...I look for Leon Rodez, the COD, and D*LUX to score a big victory for all of us who are pro-hot women making out. The Enterprise...people with your views don't make it very far in my world. You're going down. *clip of Colombian Heat delivering the Colombian Necktie to an opponent, followed by the James Riggs Koppou Kick, followed by Riggs making out with Staci, followed by a clip of Heat's rap performance, closing out with the match graphic* CWM Colombian Heat, rapper extrodinare. Not my type of tunes, but it's worked well for him, he's come a long way in his time. This Riggs fellow is a very interesting character...very unique style, I like his style. In the end, though, 24/7 title on the line, this is going to be a very fast-paced match, and I haven't seen many people work that style better than the Colombian Heat...I say the champ retains his title. *cut to clips of Thunderkid delivering the Thunderbolt DDT to an opponent, followed by the Thunder Bay Throttle, followed by Strutter and TK posing with their respective belts and the match graphic* CWM The Heartland title, I love these matches! TK, you're a big, tough guy, but I can't think of anyone who's done a better job representing my country than "After Hours" Felix Strutter. After this Sunday, he WILL BE the undisputed Heartland champion. *clips of Reject hitting the Eulogy, followed by the Five-Star Alf Splash, followed by Alf and Reject having a staredown and the match graphic* CWM Alf! My good buddy. You know, Alf has held that belt for quite a long time since beating me for it, but in my personal opinion, he's facing his toughest challenge coming up this Sunday. Reject says this is his time, and I wish I could agree...but unfortunately, I know better than anyone that when Alf is faced with a big challenge, he rises to the occasion. And I don't think this Sunday will be any different. I think Alf will continue to tack some more time onto that reign, but don't worry, Reject, your time will come. *clips of Landon Maddix applying the Dragon Clutch, followed by PRL hitting the Corporate Nightmare and Zack hitting School's Out, then clips of PRL and Zack celebrating victories and Landon celebrating his World title victory, followed by the match graphic* CWM Well, I'll tell you what...I was as surprised as anyone when Landon Maddix pinned Zack and took the belt from him. We'll find out this Sunday if he's just a flash in the pan, or if he's for real...and we all know how Zack can rise to the occasion. My personal opinion...I think we see a new World champion this Sunday...but it won't be Zack. You see, Tha Puerto Rican...I think this [i]is[/i] HIS time. He's fought hard for a long time, just like Reject, and come up short, but he's got to get over the hump sometime, and I think it happens this Sunday. So mark it down, I said it was going to happen, so it's going to happen. Thanks for coming, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get a beer. CWM walks away, then the camera pans over as he leans back into view. CWM ...CANADIAN, of course. CWM walks away as [i]O Canada[/i] plays us into the... [b]COMMERCIAL BREAK[/b] [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and Rick Heyross leads his team out to the ring. COLE Team Heyross set for action here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go to the ring! BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring, accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross, at a total combined weight of 485 pounds...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Team Heyross made it a long way in Battlebowl in Syndicated last month, but unfortunately came up short in the big unification match a few weeks ago! Team Heyross slides in and poses, then attacks their opponents! *DING DING DING* COACH And I think they're trying to send a message right here! Moss and Benjamin hook one opponent with one arm under each leg, and each of their heads under an arm, and deliver an overhead suplex, right over the ropes to the floor! COLE Oh, and that guy goes all the way to the floor! Moss steps out momentarily, then Benjamin quickly tags him in and ducks down behind the opponent. Moss backs into the ropes, and comes back, as Team Heyross executes the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! COLE And they're going for it early here! Benjamin goes up top, as Moss lifts the jobber on his shoulders, and executes the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH Lot of pissed off people tonight! Maybe a couple more guys who want to get out of Boston sooner or later! BUFFER [i]Here are your winners...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Moss and Benjamin quickly leave the ringside area. COLE Well, Team Heyross definitely sending a message to the championship committee with that display, and they're not sticking around to celebrate! Right now, let's go to... [i]Renagade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way to the ring, to the boos of the crowd. COLE Reject ready for action here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject slides into the ring, and poses on the buckles. BUFFER [i]His opponent, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 235 pounds...Steve Freeman![/i] *DING DING DING* Freeman moves in for the tieup, but Reject delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and executes a swinging neckbreaker! COLE And Reject off to a quick start! Reject picks up Freeman, and wrings his arms, then takes him down with a spin kick! Reject then sizes up Freeman...and drops him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH Wow, the OAOAST spent a lot of money on opponents for these guys tonight, didn't they? Reject then goes to the top...and delivers a FROG SPLASH~! COLE Look at this! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE Reject using Alf's own finisher to pick up the win here! As Reject poses in the ring, Alfdogg runs out and grabs him from behind, planting him with a German suplex! COLE Speaking of Alf, here he is! With a surprise attack on Reject! Alf stomps away at Reject, then removes his belt, and slams it into his challenger's skull as he gets to his feet! COLE Alf with the belt right to the skull of Reject! COACH I guess Alf not taking too kindly to Reject's mockery! Alf then picks up Reject, lays the belt down...and executes Reject's EULOGY~! onto it! COLE And a little payback from Alf, as Reject busted open by that beltshot! Alf then picks up his belt, as the crowd showers him with boos, and poses over Reject, as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays. COLE And the crowd showing their disapproval of Alf here, not so much fans of Reject here... COACH Alf is in a BAD mood tonight! COLE And will this be the scene this Sunday at AngleSlam, when Reject challenges Alf for the WDW World title? Let's go to...

Squash-o-rama: Alfdogg, Reject, "Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine and Team Heyross will be in action tonight. Also, an OAOAST legend will appear via satellite to make his AngleSlam predictions!

*cue graphic, if necessary* *crowd roars COLE And it's now time, for the WDW World title match! Will Alf continue what is the longest title reign in wrestling, or is this the night that Reject finally becomes a World champion? A lot of history leading up to this one, let's take a look! *cue video package* [i]*Flashback to the 2006 Great Angle Bash* Alf gets to his feet, as Reject pulls the knucks back out and takes another swing...but Alf ducks, and delivers a back suplex to Reject! Hebner revives and makes the count...and a Charles Robinson also slides in... 1 (1)... 2 (2)... 3 (3)!!! *DING DING DING* COLE What's going on now? Two three-counts??? Robinson jumps up and raises Alf's hand in the air. COACH No, wait a minute! COLE Alf retains the title! Meanwhile, Hebner retrieves the belt from the ring announcer... COLE The referee with the belt now... ...and HANDS IT TO REJECT, then raises his hand!!! COLE ...WHAT??? COACH YYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Reject grabs the belt in both hands, and with a wide eyed look on his face, looks into it, then jumps up, hops up onto the second buckle, and raises it in the air! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!![/i] Alf immediately approaches Hebner, and grabs him by the shirt collar, motioning that he was the one who had Reject pinned. Robinson raises his hand once again. COACH No way! Charles Robinson was not the official referee for this match! It was Earl Hebner, and he declared Reject the winner and new World champion! *cut* BUFFER Both men's shoulders were counted to the mat for a count of three in the deciding fall, with the score tied at 1-1. However, it is in our best interest to ensure that the show must end with a definite winner! COACH This is not right, Cole! That belt should belong to Reject right now! Reject delivers a swinging neckbreaker to Alf on the belt, then goes up to the top rope. Reject comes off the top rope for a Frog Splash, but Alf raises the belt up, and Reject lands on it! Alf goes to the top, coming down with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER STILL OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!! Reject gives Alf a cold glare as he backs down the aisle with the belt in hand. *fade out* *cut to a floor shot of a steel cage* at Battlebowl this Tuesday, it'll be Alf and Reject for the OAOAST World Heavyweight title, one-on-one, in a STEEL CAGE~! *various clips of the match, followed by the finish below* Alf catches Reject, and delivers a couple right hands, then grabs him around the waist...and takes him off the top with a BELLY-TO-BELLY! COACH NO! COLE A belly-to-belly by Alf! And now Alf climbing once again! Alf goes over the cage, as Reject slowly recoups and goes to the door! COLE And now Reject going for the door! COACH It may be too late this time, though! As Reject gets his hands on the floor, Alf climbs down on the outside and JUMPS TO THE FLOOR~! BUFFER STILL OAOAST Heavyweight championship of the WWWWORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD. .ALFDOGG!!!!! *cut* *fast forward to Syndicated, July 2007* COLE And Strutter setting up something here, but TK blocking it! Suddenly, Reject gets to his feet, comes from behind... COACH Look at this, Cole! ...and DUMPS BOTH MEN TO THE FLOOR! COACH YES~! COLE It's all over, Reject wins it! He is the 2007 Battlebowl champion! COACH Alf and Reject will write another chapter in the Deadly Alliance story at AngleSlam, for the WDW World title! *cut as Reject is posing on the buckles* *audio clips of the AngleSlam press conference play as various match highlights are shown.* REJECT I know what it's like to hear my name announced as World champion. I've tasted it. And at AngleSlam, I'm going to have some more. *show Reject delivering the Eulogy to Zack Malibu* ALF Reject, you may have got a little taste, but me...I've *lived* it. On THREE occasions. *quick clips of Alf holding the belt after defeating Caboose, delivering a beltshot to CWM, and the Five-Star Alf Splash to Peter Knight, followed by Alf celebrating with the belt* ALF You know, there's a reason that I was the LEADER of the Deadly Alliance when you were there...it's because I'm simply BETTER than you, in every way. *clip of Alf delivering a belt shot to Reject, then standing over him this past Thursday* REJECT But that was in the past...this is NOW. And NOW, it's finally my time. *clip of Reject blasting Alf with a chair shot* ALF This Sunday, Reject, it WILL be your time...time for your reality check, courtesy of THE World champion. *clip of Alf holding PRL in the Sharpshooter* REJECT I've tasted it. *clip of the Eulogy on Thunderkid* ALF I've *lived* it. *clip of the Five-Star Alf Splash on Brock Ausstin* ALF It WILL be your time... *clip of Alf, to the left of the screen, standing over Reject again with the belt...as a shot of Reject holding the belt from GAB 2006 fades into the right side. REJECT ...it's finally my time. The music stops suddenly, and the shot is kept for a few seconds before going to the ring.[/i]

Come on guys, that was funny.

"Did you know that ON THE SAME DAY Chris Benoit murdered his family, Brian "Crush" Adams was also found dead?"

East Coast bias

I don't feel like looking through 40 pages for it at the moment, so does anyone have Benoit/Orton from SummerSlam '04? (omg im a horrible person for wanting a benoit match)

[i]Renagade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way through the curtains. COLE What a tag team match we've got for you right now here on HeldDOWN, as Reject on his way to the ring! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing the first team...making his way down the aisle, hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE And can you believe it, Coach, we're about to see Reject and Thunderkid as a team once again here, and unwillingly so! COACH Unreal, Cole, but then again, this is an unreal show! It'll be interesting to see what kind of continuity they still have, assuming they do, considering their current relationship! Reject poses on the buckles, drawing boos. COLE And there he is, the #1 contender to Alfdogg's WDW World heavyweight championship, a title that Alf has held for, this the 963rd consecutive day he's held that belt, by far the longest current reign in pro wrestling! COACH And you know, Cole, nothing personal against Alf, but you've got to root for Reject here! I mean, he's been right on the cusp of being a World champion for almost a year and a half now...you just got to pull for a guy to finally get over that hump, much like Peyton Manning and the Colts back in February! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, enciting a huge reaction from the Hawaiians. COLE Well, we'll see in ten days if Reject can duplicate the feat of those Colts, as here comes his PARTNER tonight, Coach! BUFFER [i]His partner, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE Thunderkid will put that title on the line at AngleSlam against Felix Strutter's WDW Heartland title, which will unify those belts! COACH And that should be a classic match! TK slides in the ring, and poses on the buckles. He hops off, and he and Reject lay the law down to each other. [color="#FF00FF"]Je t'adore, je t'adore...[/color] [i]Girls, Girls, Girls[/i] hits, and Felix Strutter walks out, with his neck wrapped in leis. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...first, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, and weighing in at 218 pounds...he is the REIGNING WDW Heartland champion..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] COACH Look at how much Felix has gotten laid since coming here! COLE What? COACH Look at his neck! COLE :rolleyes: Strutter rolls into the ring and removes his belt, showing it to TK, then pointing to TK's belt as if to say "that one's going to be mine, too!" Strutter then poses on the buckles. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. BUFFER [i]And his tag team partner, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a two-time former OAOAST World champion, and the REIGNING WDW Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COACH What a match, Cole! Alf rolls into the ring, and removes his belt, showing it to the fans on each side of the ring, and each side responds with boos. Belts are handed off to the referee, and he calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf steps out to the apron, and after a brief debate, so does Reject. COLE And here we go, the two men who will meet to crown an undisputed Heartland champion in ten days at AngleSlam! Strutter and TK circle the ring, and tie up. Felix quickly takes TK down with an armdrag, and struts around the ring, as the crowd boos. COLE I don't know how smart this is on Strutter's part, you do NOT want to make a guy like TK angry! They move in for another tie-up, and Strutter goes behind with a hammerlock. TK reverses and wrenches the hold, but Strutter manages to reverse himself. TK grabs the foot and trips Strutter, who pushes TK off into the ropes, then rolls onto his stomach as TK hops over. Strutter gets up and leapfrogs, and TK tags Reject on his way back, then catches Strutter in a second leapfrog attempt and executes an inverted atomic drop! COLE Look at this, here's some nice teamwork! Reject comes in and clotheslines Strutter to the mat, then as Alf steps in, he catches a clothesline, as well! Alf rolls out of the ring, as Strutter catches a second clothesline, and he rolls back into the corner, as well. Alf hops back onto the apron, and asks for a tag, and gets it. COACH Here it is, Cole, Alf against Reject! After much trash-talking and showboating, Alf and Reject tie up, and Reject backs Alf into a corner, but Alf turns it around at the last second, and Reject winds up in the corner. Alf, surprisingly, breaks clean, then does some more taunting. COLE And Alf with a clean break, that's surprising! Reject moves in slowly, but Alf grabs him in a side headlock and takes him to the mat. Reject grabs a headscissors, which Alf escapes with a KIP UP~!, then goes behind with a hammerlock. Reject quickly reverses, but Alf reaches the ropes. Reject slaps Alf on the back in lieu of a clean break. COACH Uh-oh... Alf shoves Reject, who responds with a slap to the face of Alf, who responds with a spitwad in the face of Reject! COLE Oh, tempers are flaring now! Alf grabs Reject in a side headlock, but this time Reject shoves Alf off into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a spinning wheel kick on the way back! COLE Great kick by Reject! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf quickly rolls back to his corner and regains his senses. He moves out, and goes for a tieup, but instead knees Reject in the gut, then backs him into the corner and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Then a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then tags Strutter, who throws some kicks. Reject bounces back with a right hand, and a CHOP~!, knocking Strutter right to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ COLE What a chop by Reject! However, Reject joins him on the mat, courtesy of a running clothesline from Alf, who is standing on the apron! COACH And what a clothesline by Alf! Strutter slowly gets to his feet, and whips Reject into a corner. He charges, but Reject moves, and Strutter goes shoulder-first into the post! COLE And Strutter rams his shoulder right into the post! Reject slowly walks over and tags in TK, who wrings the arm of Strutter, then forces him down to the mat, before driving a knee into the arm and barring it. COLE TK working over the arm of "After Hours" Felix Strutter, which went into the steel ringpost moments ago! Strutter works his way back to his feet, and delivers a thumb to the eye of TK, then executes a bodyslam! COLE Strutter saving himself with a thumb to the eye, and now he can make a tag! Alf is tagged back in, and he picks up TK and backs him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf brings TK out and sets up a suplex, but TK blocks! COLE TK now blocking that attempted suplex after taking those hard chops! TK blocks again, then executes a suplex of his own! TK rolls over and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK then slowly rolls over to his corner and tags Reject back in. COACH Well, these guys may not like each other anymore, but they still know how to work a good tag match together, I have to say that! Reject delivers right hands to Alf, then backs into the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat! He catches Strutter coming in with a dropkick, sending him right out to the floor! COLE Nice dropkick, catching Strutter coming out of nowhere! Reject attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses. Alf drops down, then Reject ducks a clothesline, but runs right into a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Alf with a great spinebuster, and the tide has turned just like that! Alf gets to his feet, and sets up the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111, but Reject pushes him off! COLE Alf was going for the Sharpshooter, but Reject able to avoid it! Reject catches Alf coming back with a drop toehold, then Strutter hops in and goes for a clothesline, but Reject ducks, and Reject hiptosses him right over the top to the floor! Reject then turns around, right into a SUPERKICK~! from Alf! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Reject, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH And Alf could be setting him up here! COLE Nope, he's tagging Strutter! Strutter steps in after receiving the tag, and whips Reject into the ropes. Reject ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a flying cross chop! (Think Tanaka of the Orient Express) COACH Wow, what a move that was! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf tags back in, and assists Strutter in an Irish whip, catching Reject with a double elbow! COLE And now nice teamwork being shown here by Alf and Strutter! Alf drops a snap legdrop, then backs Reject into his corner and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then taunts TK on the apron, which allows Strutter to wrap the tag rope around Reject's throat! COLE And now Reject being choked with that tag team rope, while the referee is distracted by Alf and TK! COACH That's OLD SCHOOL, son! Alf then grabs Reject and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tags in Strutter, who again whips Reject into the ropes. Reject ducks a clothesline, then stops and floors Strutter with a spinkick! COLE Great kick by Reject, and now he needs to tag! Both men inch towards their corner, as the crowd wants TK to get the tag. Strutter makes the tag to Alf, who jumps in and drives an axhandle to Reject before he can do the same. Alf then spits at TK, drawing him into the ring. COACH TK's making a mistake! Strutter comes in, and he and Alf execute a double front suplex! Strutter then rolls Reject over and covers him, putting his feet on the ropes... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH Strutter with his feet on the ropes there... COLE Not only that, there was no tag made! 1... 2... Shoulder up, then back down! 1... 2... The referee finally catches Strutter's feet on the ropes, and knocks them off! Strutter gets to his feet and pushes the referee, who responds by shoving Strutter right to the mat! COLE And even the referee getting involved in this one! Strutter stares down the referee for a second, then executes a backbreaker on Reject, before tagging Alf once again. Alf goes right over and antagonizes TK once again, as Strutter pulls a pair of brass knuckles out of his tights. Alf holds Reject, as Strutter loads up...but Reject slips out, and Alf gets clocked with the knucks! COLE Reject needs to tag! Reject connects with a savate kick on Strutter, knocking him through the ropes to the floor! COACH And now, this is his best chance! Reject crawls over, and makes the tag to TK! COLE There it is! Listen to the Hawaiians! TK hammers away at the midsection of the groggy Alf, then whips him into the ropes and catches him with a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And TK VERY fresh, and VERY powerful! TK drops a knee to the sternum, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Strutter makes the save! Strutter backs TK into a corner, and attempts an Irish whip, but TK reverses, and Strutter winds up laying right across the corner of the ring! TK delivers a big kick to the midsection, and Strutter comes down straddling the ropes! COACH Oh, no! Alf catches TK with a T-BONE SUPLEX~! out of nowhere! COLE But Alf is still the legal MAN, and a T-Bone suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And now Strutter with the knuckles again on the outside! However, Strutter gets caught by Reject with a PLANCHA~! COLE But it's Reject coming back with a dive through the air! The referee admonishes the men on the floor as Alf attempts an Irish whip, but TK reverses. Alf ducks a clothesline, then runs into a BICYCLE KICK~! COLE And TK with that bicycle kick, and he says he's going to put him away! TK sets up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111, but Strutter slides in around the referee and drills him with a shot with the knuckles! COLE Felix Strutter with the brass knuckles! Alf scales the ropes, as Reject rolls back into the ring. COACH Alf's going for the splash! Alf leaps off...but Reject catches him with a roundhouse to the midsection! COLE And Reject makes the save with a big kick! TK rolls to the apron, as the referee tries to put Alf out. COLE Felix Strutter back in now, behind the referee's back... Strutter takes a swing at Reject with the knucks, but Reject ducks...and catches him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY~! Reject with the cover... The referee turns around at about the same time... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE We've got a winner! COACH I can't believe it! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of THUNDERKID and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE Who ever thought we'd hear THAT announcement again, but there it is, as Reject leaves the ring victorious! Alf stares down Reject as he walks down the aisle. COACH Reject on a major roll headed into AngleSlam, you've got to say! Buffer slides everyone's belts into the ring, as Alf gets to his feet, and goes over to stomp on TK. Strutter slowly gets up to join him, then they pick him up and whip him into the ropes. TK ducks a double clothesline, and delivers one of his own, getting a huge reaction from the crowd! COLE It's not over yet! TK clotheslines Alf to the floor, then grabs his belt, and drills Strutter in the forehead with it! He then grabs Strutter's belt and holds both in the air while standing over him, as [i]God of Thunder[/i] plays. COLE TK standing tall over "After Hours" Felix Strutter, but will it be the same story at AngleSlam, when those two men compete to crown an Undisputed Heartland champion? We'll find out in ten short days, from the world's most famous arena, Madison Square Garden! Right now, let's go to...

Alfdogg & "After Hours" Felix Strutter vs Thunderkid & Reject This is shaping up to be a PPV-quality episode.

What if Ric Flair jumped to the WWF with Arn and Tully in 1988?

[i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. COLE And it's time for our second "Pick Your Poison" match! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is another "Pick Your Poison" match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former two-time OAOAST WORLD Heavyweight champion, and the REIGNING WDW Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE And Reject has chosen his former tag team partner, Thunderkid, as Alf's opposition, of course those three men all former associates in the Deadly Alliance! Alf slides through the ropes and poses on the buckles, then hands his belt to the referee. [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way through the curtains to a huge ovation. COLE And Thunderkid getting a tremendous response from the crowd here in Seattle! Back to Buffer! BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 250 pounds...he is the REIGNING OAOAST Heartland champion...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK makes his way to the ring, and also poses on the buckles. He hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH What a showdown, Cole! Alf and TK face off in the ring. Alf trash talks TK for a few seconds, then gives him a shove, but TK shoves right back! Alf backs off for a minute, then moves in and ties up. TK shoves Alf back into the corner! COLE TK showing off the strength in the early going! Alf moves in and ties up once again. TK grabs a side headlock, but Alf backs him into the ropes, and shoves him off. Alf drops down, then hops back up and leapfrogs TK, before TK bowls him over with a shoulder check, sending him right underneath the ropes to the floor! COLE And Alf early to the outside, he may want to take some time to regroup! Alf wanders around ringside for a minute, then slides back in. He slowly moves in on TK and takes him down with a side headlock. COLE Nice move by Alf right there... TK reaches up with his legs and grabs Alf in a headscissors, but Alf kips up to escape, then takes him down with a second one! TK tries another headscissors, but Alf dodges this one and clamps down on the headlock, forcing TK to the mat... 1... 2... Shoulder up! TK fights the headlock, then forces his way to his feet. He pushes Alf off into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Alf ducks and executes a reverse sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf then catches TK with a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Alf with a decided quickness advantage, as you can see right now! Alf then takes him down with another side headlock! COACH Really like what I'm seeing from Alf so far! This time, TK slips out the back, and grabs Alf in an armbar! COLE But a nice escape by TK right there! TK drives a knee into Alf's arm, but Alf is able to sit up, then gets to his feet. Alf drives an elbow right into the face of TK, then applies an armbar of his own! COLE What an elbow by Alf, right to the face! Alf jerks down on the arm a couple times, but TK rolls on the mat, then does a front handspring, and reverses the hold! He forces Alf down to the mat, then drops to his knees and applies pressure. COACH And this one's a see-saw matchup so far, Cole, but I don't think TK can continue to match Alf hold-for-hold like this! Alf works his way back to his feet, then backs TK into the ropes. He drives a knee to the midsection, then whips him across. He drops down, then hops up and attempts another leapfrog, but this time TK catches him and executes a powerslam! COLE Great counter move by TK! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK then applies the armbar once again. Again, Alf gets to his feet and backs him into the ropes. He whips him across, and TK ducks a clothesline and attempts a crucifix, but Alf counters to a Samoan drop! COACH And how about that nice counter by Alf? Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf gets to his feet and turns TK over, executing a snap legdrop! He then stops to taunt the crowd, drawing boos, before picking up TK and whipping him into the ropes. TK ducks a clothesline, then Alf drops to the mat, then comes back up to deliver a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE The action fast and furious here in this match! Alf reapplies the side headlock. TK slowly fights his way to his feet, then sends Alf across the ring. TK drops down, then leapfrogs, then drops down and takes Alf across the ring with a reverse monkey flip! Alf gets to his feet, only to be floored by a TK clothesline! COACH The action's really starting to pick up now, Cole! TK picks up Alf and whips him into the ropes, catching him in a gutwrench...but Alf lands on his feet, then scoops TK up in a gutwrench...and plants him with a TOMBSTONE~! COLE Tombstone piledriver! That could do it if Alf covers! However, Alf scales the top rope instead. COACH No, he's going for the splash! Alf gets his balance on the top rope, and flies off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111...but TK rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home! Both men lay on the mat, as the referee lays a count on. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! TK sits up, and Alf rolls towards the ropes. TK gets to his feet, waiting for Alf to get to his, and charges...but Alf ducks down, and backdrops TK to the floor! COLE Wow, TK took a big fall right there! COACH I think Alf set him up for that one, Cole! Alf catches his breath briefly, then walks over to the ropes, and hits TK with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE Alf flying out of the ring on top of the Heartland champion! Alf jaws with a couple ringsiders, before picking up TK and ramming him back-first into the ringpost! Alf then rolls TK back in, and executes a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up TK and backs him into a corner. Alf delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH Can you imagine the chopfest between Alf and Reject at AngleSlam? Alf executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Two-count! Yes indeed, both Alf and Reject excel with those knife-edge chops, that would be interesting to see! Alf picks up Reject, then picks him up in a suplex, setting him on the top rope. COACH Looks like a superplex or a hurricanrana coming up! Alf follows TK up and grabs him in a front facelock. COLE Looks like a superplex! However, TK delivers a shot to the gut, and a second, and a third, before shoving Alf back to the mat! COLE But TK counters! TK stands up on the top rope, waiting for Alf to get to his feet...and attempts a HURRICANRANA~!...but Alf catches him and powerbombs him to the mat! Alf then holds onto the legs, and steps through them... COLE Alf counters the hurricanrana with a powerbomb, and a cover...no look, could be the Sharpshooter! Alf turns TK over and pulls him to mid-ring, sitting back with the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COACH He's got it! COLE Could this be it for TK? It's right in the middle of the ring! TK tries to push up, but Alf continues to sit down as TK grimaces in pain. COACH I don't think he's going to make it, Cole! TK slowly inches towards the ropes, making pained sound effects the whole way. He finally makes one last lunge, and reaches the ropes! COLE He made it! The referee lays a count on Alf, who breaks at four. Alf then stomps TK in the ropes, before picking him up and backing him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, TK returns fire on this one! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! TK delivers a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf goes to the eyes. COLE TK started to mount a little bit of a comeback, but Alf put a stop to that in a hurry! Alf whips TK across the ring, and charges, but runs right into the foot of TK! COLE But now TK able to stunt that charge from Alf! TK shakes the cobwebs off, then whips Alf across the ring. Alf ducks a clothesline, but TK catches him with a belly-to-belly gutwrench! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! TK measures Alf, and floors him with a clothesline! And a second! And a third! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up again! TK picks Alf up, and lifts him overhead in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE Look at the power still left in TK! TK tosses Alf hard to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets a foot on the bottom rope! COLE And Alf very lucky to land by the ropes right there! TK lifts Alf up onto the top rope, then follows him up, all the way to the top rope...and executes a HURRICANRANA~! COLE And a hurricanrana from the top by TK! Will this do it? 1... 2... ... NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE What resolve being shown here by Alf, by both men for that matter! TK then signals for the finish! COLE And TK says he's going to end it! TK hooks a front facelock, then lifts Alf in suplex position...but Alf drops behind the back, and executes a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COACH What a match this is, Cole! Can you imagine what's in store at AngleSlam? Alf slowly gets to his feet, and picks up TK, whipping him into the corner. Alf charges, but TK gets a foot up, spinning Alf around. TK sits on the top rope and climbs onto Alf's shoulders, and attempts a victory roll, but Alf blocks in mid-move, turns around, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 once again! COLE Sharpshooter applied again! This could finally be it! As TK makes his way towards the ropes once again, Reject walks towards the ring, holding a steel chair! COLE And now Reject coming to the ring, just like Alf did in his match! COACH But I don't understand what he's waiting for! Reject stands and watches as TK inches towards the ropes. COLE Reject just waiting for the right moment to slide in there! TK reaches the ropes, and wraps both arms around the bottom rope...but that leaves his head open for a Reject chair shot! COACH Look at that, Cole! The referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* Alf releases the hold, thinking he's won! COLE I think the referee just dsqualified Alfdogg! The referee explains to Alf what went down, and Alf immediately looks out at Reject. BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification...THUNDERKID![/i] Reject backs down the aisle, smirking and pointing at his head. COLE Reject I think just deliberately got Alf disqualified! COACH Reject really pulled one over on Alf tonight! Alf fumes in the ring, as Reject walks to the back. COLE Reject really playing with Alf's head as we head into AngleSlam! Let's go to...

[i]Renagade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way towards the ring, to the boos of the crowd. COLE And here comes Reject, who will meet Alfdogg for the WDW World title in 17 days at AngleSlam! COACH And Alf has picked quite the poison for him here! COLE Yes indeed, our first "Pick Your Poison" match of the evening! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is a Pick Your Poison match, scheduled for one fall! The rules for this match are...no different than a regular match, it's just a pretty name to glorify the upcoming WDW World title match at AngleSlam! Coming down the aisle, hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE And later on tonight, Alfdogg will face off against Thunderkid, who was Reject's hand-picked opponent! A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." The crowd pops bigtime as Brock Ausstin makes his way through the curtains and does the HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! in the entryway. BUFFER [i]And his opponent, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 290 pounds...he is "THE CURRENT BIG THING", BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE What a great couple of matches set up here by the two men who will oppose each other at AngleSlam, Alfdogg and Reject, as Reject will look to end the near three-year reign of Alf as WDW World champion! COACH Has to be the longest current title reign in wrestling, by a long shot, Cole! Reject removes his gear, as the bell rings. *DING DING DING* Reject and Brock circle the ring, and tie up. Brock easily backs Reject into a corner, but Reject manages to turn him around, holding on until the referee backs him off. Reject then taunts Brock, before the two tie up once again. This time, Brock shoves Reject off across the ring! COLE And early on, we see the strength advantage of Brock Ausstin! COACH Reject looks surprised right now, but he shouldn't be! Go to your speed, Reject! Reject moves in again, and drives a knee to the gut of Brock, then goes to the eyes. He then lays in some kicks, before grabbing a side headlock. Brock shoves him off into the ropes, and delivers a big shoulder check, sending Reject right through the ropes and to the floor! COLE Well, he had the right idea for a while, but a side headlock's not going to work on a big guy like Brock Ausstin! The referee counts Reject as he walks around one side of the ring, and then re-enters. The two tie up once again, and again Brock backs Reject up into the ropes. However, Reject delivers a thumb to the eye, and attempts an Irish whip. Brock reverses, and floors Reject with a clothesline! COLE And it's been all Brock Ausstin in the early going! Brock picks up Reject with a two-handed chokehold! COACH Come on, referee, do something! COLE He is, he's counting! Brock drops Reject at the referee's four-count. COACH He needs to get more assertive than this! COLE Why don't you go down there and get assertive? COACH And leave you here to botch things up? No, thanks! Brock picks up Reject, and delivers a vertical suplex! COLE Nicely executed suplex by Brock Ausstin! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock stomps away for a while, then picks up Reject and whips him across. He puts his head down, however, and receives a kick from Reject for his troubles! COLE Cardinal mistake, and Reject capitalized! COACH We're not in St. Louis, Cole, it should be "Mariner" mistake. COLE Well, whatever kind it was, he shouldn't have done it. Reject runs behind Brock Ausstin, bouncing off the ropes, and Brock turns around just in time to catch a Reject spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Two-count... COACH Or since Brock's from Minnesota, maybe it should be "Twin mistake"? COLE Okay, I got it. COACH Or a more familiar description with Minnesota would be "Timberwolf mistake"! COLE Will you just shut up and call the damn match? Reject goes up to the top rope, and waits on Brock to get to his feet. COACH Although Brock did bury his head down, much like a Gopher... COLE :angry: Reject leaps off the top, but is caught by Brock. COLE And Reject is caught! Brock brings Reject up into a press slam position. COLE You know, The City That Never Sleeps is prone to a lot of mistakes... COACH [i]Don't start.[/i] Brock drops Reject behind him, face-first on the mat! Brock then lets out a MIGHTY HOSS YELL, and the crowd roars in response. COLE And the fans really behind Brock Ausstin, as Reject falls flat on his face, much like Steve Francis did out in New York! COACH :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: Brock backs Reject into a corner, and pounds him down with MASSIVE forearm shots. COLE What stiff shots from Brock Ausstin! Reject in BIG trouble! Brock whips Reject across the ring, and charges, but runs right into Reject's foot! COACH But look how quick he gets out of it, Cole! Reject stops to catch his breath, then drapes Brock over the ropes, and drives his knee in, choking Brock! The referee lays a count on, and Reject breaks at four. Reject picks Brock up, and executes a back suplex! He follows up with a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Brock, and executes a FISHERMAN'S BUSTER~! COACH Wow, that's a big guy to put in that move, Cole! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE But Brock still fighting! Reject picks Brock up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a SLEEPER~! Reject swings around when he catches him and ends up on his back. COACH Sleeperhold! COLE Submission applied! COACH Smart by Reject! Anyone, no matter how big, can be put to sleep, Cole! Brock wanders around grabbing for ropes, unsuccessfully. Eventually, Brock sinks to his knees. COLE And indeed, Brock looks to be fading! Reject jerks to the side, trying to bring Brock to the mat with him, and does. Brock flails his arms around, but eventually they go the the canvas, as well. The referee lifts one of them... ONE!!! TWO!!! ...but Brock keeps it up on the third lift! He turns his hand into a fist, and starts shaking it, as the crowd urges him on! COLE And the crowd trying to get some adrenaline flowing inside of Brock Ausstin, as he's coming to his feet! Brock gets on one knee, then gets to his feet, driving an elbow in! And a second! And a third, breaking the hold! Brock whips Reject to the ropes, but Reject ducks a clothesline, then ducks a second one, before they clothesline each other! COLE Double clothesline, and both men down! Both men lay motionless on the mat, as the referee counts... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Both men start to stir, then turn to their sides, stopping the count. As Brock gets to all fours, Reject is on his feet, and picks Brock up. He sets up a suplex, but Brock counters into a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE So close for Brock Ausstin! Reject quickly gets to his feet, and delivers a seated dropkick! COLE And again, Reject quickly back on the offense! Reject then drags Brock into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, this one seems to have no effect on Brock! COLE I think Brock's waking up now! Reject delivers a third CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Brock takes his arms off the ropes, and takes a couple steps forward, but Reject thumbs him in the eye. He then scoops him up, and drops him throat-first on the top rope! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Brock gets his foot on the rope! Reject picks up Brock, bringing him to the middle of the ring, and delivers a backbreaker! He then scales the ropes... COLE Could see that big elbowdrop from Reject here! Reject comes off the top with a BIG ELBOW~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COLE Wow, how close was that? Reject argues the count with the referee, then picks up Brock once again. He lifts him in suplex position, then sets him on the top rope, and follows him up. COLE And Reject going for a big move now... Reject goes for a HURRICANRANA...but Brock blocks, then holds him as he climbs down to the mat, brings him back up, and delivers a sitout powerbomb! COLE What a show of strength by Brock Ausstin, and the tide may have turned again here... COACH Yeah, but Brock's still out of it, too, look at him! Brock lays for a few seconds, then gets to his feet, huffs and puffs, then lets out a MIGHTY HOSS YELL~! COLE Oh, no he's not! COACH Uh-oh... Brock measures Reject, and delivers a BIG clothesline! He measures again, and delivers a second! He then grabs Reject, and takes him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets a shoulder up! COLE So, so close! Brock picks up Reject, and executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Brock whips Reject into the ropes, and catches him with a POWERSLAM~! He then signals for the end! COLE And Brock says this one's about to be over! Brock picks Reject up on his shoulders for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but is too close to the ropes, and Reject is able to slide to the apron, then reaches behind him with his right arm and grabs Brock around the neck, dropping to the floor and guillotining him on the top rope! COACH Look at that move! COLE Very clever, smart move on the part of Reject, escaping defeat right there! Reject climbs back onto the apron, and slings in with a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP~! Reject then waits for Brock to get to his feet... COACH Uh-oh, could be time for the EULOGY~! Brock finally gets to his feet, and Reject goes for the EULOGY~!!!!!11111...but Brock shoves him off, right into the referee! COLE Brock counters, but now there's no referee! Brock waits for Reject to back up, and locks him in the KATAHAJIME~!!!!!11111 COLE Brock's got the KATAHAJIME hooked! This is it for Reject! Brock quickly hooks a bodyscissors and drops to the mat. COLE Reject is nowhere near the ropes! COACH But again, no referee! At this point, the Burrough Boys rush through the curtains! COLE Here come the Burrough Boys! Waldo jumps off the top rope, but is caught by Brock! When Luther slides through the ropes, Brock tosses Waldo right onto him! Brock then catches Mariano with a belly-to-belly! COACH And I can't believe Brock's taking on all these guys by himself! However, Quincy catches him from behind with a dropkick to the knee! COLE Well, he was! Quincy then picks up Brock, and executes the TANOOKI SUIT~!!! COLE And now the Tanooki Suit by Quincy! Luther, Waldo, and Mariano get to their feet, and all four men start stomping away on Brock! COLE And now it's a 4-on-1, maybe a 5-on-1 if Reject can get to his feet! Suddenly, Alfdogg runs to the ring! COACH Look at this! COLE And now the champ sliding in! The Burrough Boys stare for a minute, then Luther charges, and Alf catches him with a T-BONE SUPLEX, taking him right over the top rope! COACH He's helping Brock Ausstin! COLE He just wants Reject to lose this match! Alf ducks a clothesline from Mariano, and drills him with a SUPERKICK~! As Mariano rolls out, Alf sends Waldo to the mat with a Hart Attack clothesline, then whips Quincy into the ropes and catches him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Alf then heads to the top rope. COACH Can you believe this, Cole? Brock tosses Quincy to the floor with a PRESS SLAM on top of Luther and Mariano, as Alf flies onto Waldo with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Five-Star Alf Splash onto Waldo! Alf turns around, and Brock scoops him up, delivering the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH What's up with Brock? Alf comes down here and helps him fight off the Burrough Boys, and then he attacks Alf? Brock stares at Alf briefly, then turns around...right into the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 from Reject! COLE EULOGY~! COACH He got it! Reject shoves Alf out of the ring, then covers Brock, as the referee comes to... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YES! *DING DING DING* COLE And Reject picks up the win! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject rolls out of the ring, and walks groggily towards the back with his hand raised triumphantly. COLE So Reject had the vaccine for Alf's poison, later on Alf will take on Thunderkid, will it be the same story there? Let's go to...

Should have named this thread "This week in the Boston Celtics", lolz I'm all for Reggie coming back if it gets him a ring, but Boston's not going to beat anyone out of the West. He'd be better served going somewhere like San Antonio or Dallas. Not to discredit Phoenix, I'm just not sure how well he'd fit in there.

Heartland unification match Thunderkid (OAOAST Heartland champion) vs "After Hours" Felix Strutter (WDW Heartland champion)

Here in Anderson we have 4 Krogers 3 Harvest Supermarkets 1 Marsh 3 LoBills (these were formerly Marsh, as well) 1 Aldi 1 Super Wal-Mart and 1 Meijer (where I work), if those count. We also have a Mexican supermarket, but I can't remember the name at the moment.