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Looking at the picture some more, that stuff strongly resembles vodka sauce.

Mr. Perfect's face turn in Nov. 92. Great stuff. Part 1 Part 2* Part 3* Part 4* - sound is WAY off on these three Part 5

Can't say I've ever heard of this product. Now I know Vanhalen is from the UK, has anyone in the states seen this yet?

Not a finish, but Maven eliminating the Undertaker from the '02 Rumble.

Golden State re-signs Matt Barnes to a one-year deal for $3.5 million. They also signed Austin Croshere to a one-year deal on Friday. Dallas signs Eddie Jones to a two-year deal with the first year at $1.83 million, and the most recent rumor is that they could sign Chris Webber for the MLE.

WDW World title Alfdogg © vs Reject

COLE Well folks, it's time for our Battlebowl battle royal! The winner of this goes onto AngleSlam for a shot at the WDW World title! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for our 16-man Battlebowl battle royal! Tonight, 16 of the finest superstars in the wrestling world do battle in one match! Elimination occurs when a wrestler is thrown over the top rope, and both feet touch the floor! The last man standing will be declared the winner, and will go on to AngleSlam for a shot at the WDW World heavyweight championship![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]And now, let's meet the participants.[/i] *generic music hits, as the combatants come through the curtains.* [i]"After Hours" Felix Strutter![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Denzel Spencer![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Charlie Moss![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Quentin Benjamin![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Jumbo![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]Deuce Deuce Bigelow![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]"Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine![/i] *crowd boos* [i]"Sensational" Chris Stevens![/i] *crowd boos* [i]"The Birmingham Bad Boy" Jamie O'Hara![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]Rico de Janiero![/i] *crowd boos* [i]"Sweet" Luscious Soul![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Reject![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Thunderkid![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]representing the Burrough Boys, Waldo![/i] *crowd boos* [i]Conquistador Uno![/i] *mixed reaction* [i]and MISTER Warrior![/i] *crowd cheers, but Warrior does not come through the curtains.* COACH Okay, where is that goof? COLE Who knows? [i]Black Sweat[/i] hits, and MISTER Warrior runs down the aisle and does a lap around the ring, then jumps on the apron and pumps his fists in the air. He steps through the ropes and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* COACH Here we go! COLE The battle royal is under way! MISTER Warrior backs into the ropes, and floors Rico with a clothesline! He then runs over and knocks Stevens to the mat with one! He stops to pound on his chest, and is ambushed by several men. COLE And now, they've got to settle this guy down! However, MISTER Warrior gets the head shaking and starts blindly chopping away at various wrestlers, then delivers a big clothesline to Uno, sending him over the top to the floor! COLE We've got our first elimination! Uno is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Conquistador Uno eliminated: none eliminated by: MISTER Warrior ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MISTER Warrior stops to pump his fists, which allows Team Heyross to sneak up from behind and lift him over the top rope! COACH But the idiot Warrior was too worried about posing, and now he'll have to take his Destructicity to the showers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: MISTER Warrior eliminated: Conquistador Uno eliminated by: Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MISTER Warrior lands on his feet while holding the top rope, and climbs back into the ring. COACH Now what? MISTER Warrior floors Benjamin with a big clothesline! He then bounces off two ropes, and drills Moss with one, as well! He then pumps his fists in the air and pounds his chest, as [i]Black Sweat[/i] hits once again and he jumps out of the ring and runs to the back with his arms raised in the air. COLE He's a piece of work, MISTER Warrior, but he won't be going to AngleSlam! As the match settles down to a normal environment, Team Heyross doubles up on Thunderkid, while Valentine goes to work on Jamie O'Hara. Soul and Rico then come over to indirectly give TK a hand. COACH And here we go already, it's the Homewrecking crew against Team Heyross! Waldo hammers away on Jamie O'Hara on the ropes, then backs up for a clothesline, but O'Hara ducks and backdrops Waldo to the floor! COLE And Waldo, the Burrough Boy eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Waldo eliminated: none eliminated by: Jamie O'Hara ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chris Stevens and Denzel Spencer slug it out on the ropes, with Stevens winning the exchange, then scooping up Spencer, but Spencer slides behind the back and scoops up Stevens! COLE And Chris Stevens in trouble! However, Reject comes from behind and dumps both men to the floor! COACH The ranks thinning out quickly in this one, Cole! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Chris Stevens eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Denzel Spencer eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject celebrates, then quickly ducks as Rico charges him and backdrops him to the floor! COLE And there goes another one! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Rico de Janiero eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Reject is on fire! COLE Could it be Reject who goes to AngleSlam against Alfdogg, remember last year he almost won the World Heavyweight title in two terrific matches against Alf! Jumbo works over Valentine, then holds him for Deuce. Deuce backs into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline...but Valentine slips away, and Jumbo takes it! COACH Big clothesline, but he hit his partner! Jumbo stumbles backwards, and falls right over the top and to the floor! COLE And he's out! The biggest man in the match, Jumbo eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Jumbo eliminated: none eliminated by: Deuce Deuce Bigelow ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As Deuce leans over the ropes to check on Jumbo, Vinny hits a dropkick from behind, sending him over them to the floor! COACH And there goes the second biggest man! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated: Jumbo eliminated by: Vinny Valentine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Valentine does a dance to celebrate, but runs right into a BIG right hand from TK, which staggers him back into the corner! TK then brings him out and picks him up in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him out onto Jumbo and Deuce! COLE And there goes Vinny! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: Vinny Valentine eliminated: Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated by: Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cut back to a wideshot, where Team Heyross works over Soul tosses him to the floor! COLE And Soul hits the showers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Sweet Luscious Soul eliminated: none eliminated by: Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And just like that, we're down to six men! COLE We've got Thunderkid and Reject, the former tag team partners, we've got Jamie O'Hara, we've got Felix Strutter, and we've got the two members of Team Heyross! COACH They've worked well together in this one, and it could be one of them going on to face Alf! Strutter huddles up with Team Heyross, as the other three men stand alone. After a brief discussion, the three men separate, then spread out. Reject attacks O'Hara, and Strutter joins in on the attack, as TK attempts to fight off Moss and Benjamin. Eventually, he succumbs to the odds, and Team Heyross sets him up against the ropes, while Reject and Strutter do the same to O'Hara. COLE Looks like they're setting up for a mid-ring collision! TK and O'Hara are whipped across the ring into one another, and both men crash into the mat! COACH It's not looking good for these two, Cole! Team Heyross grabs O'Hara and attempts to dump him, as Reject and Strutter attempt to do the same to TK. COLE It certainly is not, as they're now in jeopardy of being eliminated! TK and O'Hara both slide back in under the bottom rope, but are stomped away on. They then set up another Irish whip. COLE Another whip being set up here... This time, however, O'Hara jumps at TK in hurricanrana fashion, and TK sends him over with the momentum, with O'Hara coming down with a double clothesline on Reject and Strutter! TK then floors Team Heyross with a double clothesline! COLE And the tide has turned in this battle royal! TK grabs Moss and attempts to dump him, but Benjamin catches him with a superkick from behind, sending him over the top to the apron! COACH Whoa, TK almost out there! Moss slides back in, and Team Heyross charges at TK, but TK drops down and pulls down the rope, causing both men to spill over, and Benjamin goes to the floor! COLE Nice move by TK, and Quentin Benjamin gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: Quentin Benjamin eliminated: MISTER Warrior, Sweet Luscious Soul eliminated by: Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TK slugs it out with Moss on the apron, then Strutter attempts a springboard dropkick, but TK ducks, and Moss takes it, dropping him to the floor! COACH Oh, no! COLE And inadvertently, Felix Strutter knocking Charlie Moss out of action! Team Heyross is gone, we're down to four! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Charlie Moss eliminated: MISTER Warrior, Sweet Luscious Soul eliminated by: Felix Strutter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [b]FINAL FOUR: Felix Strutter, Jamie O'Hara, Reject, Thunderkid[/b] COLE One of these four men will get a shot at the WDW World title at AngleMania! All four men back off into a corner briefly, then Strutter goes after O'Hara, while Reject and TK go at it. Reject dumps TK to the apron, then goes over and hammers O'Hara from behind. Strutter and Reject whip O'Hara into the ropes, but O'Hara ducks a double clothesline and knocks both men down with a double dropkick! COLE Double dropkick, one foot into each man! O'Hara is PUMPED~ as he goes to dump Reject, but Strutter gets him from behind and drills him with a European uppercut. Strutter then charges O'Hara, but O'Hara ducks, and backdrops Strutter over! COLE So close to being out! Strutter hangs onto the top rope, then sits on the apron and grabs O'Hara by his vest, pulling him backwards over the top rope! COLE But no, it's O'Hara that goes out! What a move by Strutter, his feet did NOT touch the floor! We're down to three! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Jamie O'Hara eliminated: Waldo eliminated by: Felix Strutter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Strutter skins the cat back in, as O'Hara slaps the mat angrily. Strutter and Reject double team TK, as Reject holds TK back, and Strutter backs into the ropes. See if you can guess what happens next: A. TK slips out of the way B. Strutter nails Reject inadvertently C. The crowd goes wild D. All of the above If you guessed D, you were correct, as Reject is on the receiving end of a spinning wheel kick! COLE And Reject takes it instead! TK hammers away on Strutter, as the crowd goes wild! COACH And what a rivalry between these guys, Cole! COLE Strutter the WDW Heartland champion, while TK holds that honor for the OAOAST! TK whips Strutter into the ropes, and catches him with a BICYCLE KICK~! COLE Big move by TK, and he's going for it right here! TK sets up for the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111, but Strutter drops to his knees and delivers a low blow! COLE But Strutter goes downstairs, and that's legal in this match! Strutter measures TK, and climbs up onto his shoulders in the electric chair position! COLE And Strutter setting up something here, but TK blocking it! Suddenly, Reject gets to his feet, comes from behind... COACH Look at this, Cole! ...and DUMPS BOTH MEN TO THE FLOOR! COACH YES~! COLE It's all over, Reject wins it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Felix Strutter eliminated: Charlie Moss, Jamie O'Hara eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated: Vinny Valentine, Quentin Benjamin eliminated by: Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ******************************************************************************** * WINNER: Reject eliminated: Denzel Spencer, Chris Stevens, Sweet Luscious Soul, Felix Strutter, Thunderkid ******************************************************************************** * *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the battle royal...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE Excellent showing by Reject, and he will go on to AngleSlam to challenge Alfdogg! Reject is showered with boos as he does the belt pose on the buckles. COACH Alf and Reject will write another chapter in the Deadly Alliance story at AngleSlam, for the WDW World title! COLE Yes indeed, Reject wins this battle royal, he is the 2007 Battlebowl champion! Let's go to...

Work this in somewhere before the battle royal. COLE This past Thursday on HeldDOWN, the final four participants in our Battlebowl battle royal were determined in the tag matches, but due to time constraints, those matches did not air on television! Right now, we're going to show you the highlights of those matches, which will complete the field here tonight! *cut to drawings and entrances* TONY SCHIAVONE (voice-over) Our first match featured the Birmingham Bad Boy, Jamie O'Hara, very excited to be drawn into Battlebowl, and here comes his partner, Rico de Janiero, of the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew, who has a big next few days coming up, with a chance to be an undisputed tag team champion! Their opponents would be first, Jay Richards! Will Saturday night be all right for him? And his partner, a member of the Love Doctors, Dr. Steven Pigley! *cut to highlights* SCHIAVONE It was a terrific high-flying contest, all four guys putting their bodies on the line! *Various speed moves are shown, including O'Hara taking Richards down with a flying headscissors, and Pigley hitting a flying bodypress from the top rope for a two-count.* SCHIAVONE But in the end, it was Jamie O'Hara's night, along with Rico, as he takes down the Doctor and delivers the big CURBSTOMP~! for the 1-2-3, Jamie O'Hara and Rico de Janiero advance to Battlebowl! *cut to more entrances* SCHIAVONE Here he comes, the former X-champion, Reject, one of the final four names drawn for this Battlebowl, and his partner, Sweet Luscious Soul, the other half of the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew! Their opponents would be the powerful duo of Biff Atlas, and his partner, "The Current Big Thing", former Heartland champion Brock Ausstin! Lot of prestige in this matchup! *more highlights* SCHIAVONE It did not look good for Soul, as Brock Ausstin really did a number on him late, but intervention from the outside would be the determining factor in this one, as here comes Rico down the aisle, pulling his partner to the outside! That distracts the referee, and now here come Reject's running buddies, the Burrough Boys, and they attack Brock Ausstin! The battle spills to the outside, leaving Reject in the ring along with the distracted Biff, spinning him around, and there it is, the EULOGY~! Brock able to fight off the odds, but by that time it's too late, as the three count is made, and Reject and Sweet Luscious Soul round out the field for the battle royal! *cut back to Sofa Central* COLE Thanks, Tony, real quick, let's run down the field for later tonight, Coach, we've got Felix Strutter, Team Heyross, Jumbo, Deuce Deuce Bigelow, Denzel Spencer, Chris Stevens, Vinny Valentine, Reject, The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew, Jamie O'Hara, Thunderkid, Waldo of the Burrough Boys, Conquistador Uno, and MISTER Warrior! Thoughts, Coach? COACH It's interesting, Cole, with this big tag team unification match coming up on HeldDOWN this week, you've got both members of Team Heyross in this thing, as well as both members of the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew through the tag matches! It could be a big, big week for one of those four guys! COLE Yes, indeed it could! There you have it, folks, that's what you'll be seeing later on tonight in our Battlebowl battle royal, and of course the winner will take on Alfdogg at AngleSlam for the WDW World title! But right now, let's go to...

I'm not going to have the tag matches. I'm having computer probems, and don't trust it to work long enough to write matches. I'm on my brother's right now, and I'll use it to write the battle royal for Syndicated, and I'll explain somehow how the other four guys got there.

"I'd like to see someone do the fuckin' Bronco on that idiot X-Pac!" Jerry Lawler, on a episode of RAW (I think) If anyone's familiar with the "Botchamania" videos on YouTube, it's on one of those. Also, Piper calling Flair a "feather-wearing fuckin' freak" during a bit with Okerlund.

Baskin-Robbins we don't have, I forgot about that one. We used to have a couple of them but they closed. Also, Grindstone Charley's, I'm not sure how big of a chain that is, but ours just closed last year. We do have a Steak & Shake, though.

In that range, that eliminates pretty much everything mentioned in this thread. We do have White Castle, Ponderosa, Popeye's (I think), Hardee's, Waffle House and Ruby Tuesday. And Starbucks, but I don't drink coffee. I thought I had seen a Sonic here at one point, but after looking at the Google maps it appears the closest one is in Kokomo. Who here has a Culver's? Checking said maps, it looks like a Great Lakes-region chain, though I did spot a few in Texas. I have one right by where I work, and get a 10% discount. Good shit, Culver's.

What are we defining as "in your area"?

The final four Battlebowl participants will be determined in two tag matches.

COLE Folks, it's time for our other Battlebowl match of the night! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following is our second Battlebowl match of the night, scheduled for one fall![/i] COACH Here we go, Cole! Cut to the AngleTron, and the OAOAST roster. The flashing box moves around the screen, then the full portraits interchange, stopping on...CONQUISTADOR DOS! COACH Wow! COLE Could you imagine if both Conquistadors were able to advance to Battlebowl? COACH That would definitely be something, Cole! [i]Gold Dust Woman[/i] plays, and Dos walks through the curtains. He makes his way into the ring, as the music stops, and the next drawing starts. COLE And now we'll find out his partner! The box moves around, the portraits interchange, before stopping on...LUTHER! COLE And it's another Burrough Boy, Luther! So the Burrough Boys have second life in this Battlebowl! DJ Clue's Super Mario Remix hits, and Luther walks through the curtains, looking less than happy. COACH Uh oh, and I don't think Luther's too happy about who this lottery has given him as a partner! Luther slowly walks to the ring and climbs in, and leans on the ropes, as the drawing starts up again. COACH Who's going to be their opponents, Cole? The box moves around, the portraits interchange, before stopping on...WALDO! COLE And look at this, another Burrough Boy! COACH And these guys will be opponents in this match, Cole! COLE But as Waldo comes to the ring, this guarantees one of them a spot in Battlebowl, barring something like a double-disqualification or something to that effect which would eliminate both teams! The music hits once again, as Waldo comes out. Waldo stops at ringside, and looks up at the AngleTron as the drawing starts up again. The flashing box moves around various members of the roster, then the large pictures start to interchange, before stopping on...THUNDERKID!!! COACH WHOA! COLE And this can't make Alf happy at all! Waldo points at Luther and laughs, as Luther throws a fit in the ring. COLE As you can see from those reactions, Waldo obviously getting the better luck of the draw with his partner, the OAOAST Heartland champion, Thunderkid! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way out to the roars of the crowd. COLE And we're set to add two more to the battle royal at Syndicated! TK climbs into the ring, takes off his gear, and hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH And I'll tell you, the Conquistador showing some guts, stepping right in there with the champ! Dos and TK circle the ring, and tie up. TK grabs a side headlock, but Dos backs him into the ropes, and shoves him off. Dos drops down as TK hops over, then Dos hops up, only to be shoulderchecked right back down! COLE But as you can see, more guts than brains, he's not going to match strength with TK! Dos slowly gets to his feet, and they circle the ring once again. The two tie up, and Dos quickly goes behind and grabs a hammerlock. TK manages to escape and go behind Dos, taking him down with a drop toe hold, then catching him with an armdrag! Dos retreats to a neutral corner. COACH And Dos taking his time in there, not rushing things! The two combatants circle the ring once again, and TK goes behind, but catches an elbow to the face! Dos backs into the ropes, and floors TK with a clothesline! COLE And how about this, Dos starting to mount some offense here! Dos backs into the ropes, and TK rolls to his stomach as Dos hops over, then TK gets up and executes a leapfrog, then catches Dos for a big PRESS SLAM~! COLE And the power of the Heartland champion! TK slams Dos hard to the mat, then measures and hits him with a dropkick, sending him through the ropes and to the floor! COLE And Dos giving it a go here, but not finding much success against TK, as you might expect! Dos catches his breath, then rolls back into the ring and goes at TK, who catches him in another armdrag! COACH I think Dos would have been best served to make a tag right there! TK wrings his arm, then walks over and tags Waldo, who just looks at him for a second. COLE Yeah, that was a tag, Waldo! TK points up, and Waldo goes to the top, coming down on Dos with a chop to the shoulder. COACH Not bad teamwork from TK and Waldo! COLE Well, you remember TK's roots are in tag team wrestling, but he has since become a highly successful singles wrestler! Waldo stomps away at Dos, then hits him with a European uppercut, which sends him staggering back to the ropes, and he falls through and lands on the apron. Waldo runs to the corner, springs up, and dropkicks Dos to the floor! COLE And a nice springboard dropkick by Waldo, out of Staten Island! Waldo then grabs onto the top rope, jumps, and pulls himself between the top and middle rope, hooking Dos on the way down and taking him down with a headscissors! COACH Look at that move! COLE These Burrough Boys do have some impressive cruiserweight-style moves! Waldo tosses Dos back inside, and tags TK once again. COACH Second exchange here between Waldo and TK, as Dos is in big trouble, with Luther yet to make an appearance! TK wrings the arm once again, but Dos goes to the eyes, then delivers a scoop slam! He then makes a tag to Luther. COLE Now he's in there! Luther stomps away on TK, then picks him up. He whips him into the ropes, then backs into the other side, and catches TK with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match, a two-count! Luther drags TK to a neutral corner, and scoops him up, delivering a rib-breaker! He then reaches over TK on the mat, grabbing the top rope, and executing a SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT~! 1... 2... Kickout! Luther whips TK into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline. When TK turns around, Luther delivers a foot to the gut, then hooks a front facelock. However, Luther stops to pose, and TK lifts him in the air and carries him into his own corner, where he tags in Waldo! COACH Oh, this ought to be good! COLE Burrough Boy against Burrough Boy, possibly! Luther and Waldo stare at one another, then circle the ring and tie up. COACH There they go! Waldo grabs a side headlock, but Luther shoves him off into the ropes. Luther drops down, then gets to his feet. Waldo ducks a clothesline, then Luther executes a leapfrog, then catches him in a hiplock attempt...but Waldo spins through, goes behind the back, and attempts a backslide! 1... 2... Kickout! Both men back off into their respective corners. COLE Nice sequence between those two, as the action lightning quick in there right now! They meet in mid-ring and tie up once again, with Luther taking Waldo to the mat with a side headlock. Waldo grabs a headscissors, but Luther quickly turns over, and flips on top of Waldo. 1... 2... Waldo bridges up, then turns around and goes for another backslide, but this time, Luther rolls all the way over Waldo's shoulders and lands on his feet in front of him, catching him with a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Look at that, these guys can wrestle and fly too, Cole! COLE No question, some great action going on in there right now! The partners circle the ring once again, and tie up. Luther backs Waldo into his own corner, as the referee warns Dos about interfering in the action. Luther lets up, and whips Waldo across the ring. Luther follows and executes a monkey flip, but Waldo lands on his feet, and runs back to the other corner, hopping to the top rope, and attempting a flip move, which Luther ducks, and tags in Dos. However, Waldo rolls through, making it to his own corner, and tagging in TK. COACH Good stuff from the Burroughs, Cole! TK immediately overpowers Dos, and whips him into a corner. TK charges, but Dos moves out of the way! COLE Nobody home for TK! As TK crashes into the corner, Dos runs into the ropes, and catches him with a BULLDOG~! as TK staggers out! COACH And a nice move by Dos! Dos tags Luther right back in, and Luther goes to the top rope as TK slowly gets to his feet. Luther leaps off, but TK catches him with a powerslam! 1... 2... ...but the count is broken up by Waldo! COLE Wait a minute! COACH Instinct, Cole! These guys are partners! TK gets to his feet angrily, and shoves Waldo down to the mat! COLE And TK not happy about it! As TK berates Waldo, Luther musters up the strength to deliver a low blow! Waldo then gets to his feet and holds TK, while Luther goes to the top rope. COLE And now the Burrough Boys ARE working as a team, even though they're adversaries! What is going on here? COACH Well, Cole, TK would obviously be a bigger obstacle in the battle royal than Dos would! So if they're going to try to work together and prevent one from getting there, it would have to be him! Luther jumps off the top rope...but TK moves, and Waldo eats a missile dropkick! COLE And Luther hits his partner, or his opponent, or whatever! I don't have a damn clue at this point! Dos attacks TK, and attempts to whip him to the ropes, but TK blocks and wrings the arm, pulling him in for a foot to the gut. TK then hooks Dos, and drops him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE And TK is going to Battlebowl! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match, advancing to Battlebowl...the team of WALDO and THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And Waldo will be the Burrough Boy that advances, as TK had to pull him on his coattails at the end there, Luther and Dos eliminated! COACH But Uno made it, that's one more than we expected, Cole! TK leaves the ring, holding his belt in the air. COLE Indeed, Uno did make it, but to achieve the impossible and win Battlebowl, this is one of the guys he'll have to outlast, the Heartland champion, Thunderkid! Let's go to...

COLE Well folks, earlier today it was announced that a Battlebowl battle royal will take place at Syndicated, with the winner meeting the WDW World champion at AngleSlam! Eight of the 16 spots have automatically been awarded to WDW holdovers, with the other eight to be determined in four Battlebowl tag team matches, the first of which is right now! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Battlebowl tag team match![/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Here are the rules. Four names will be drawn at random, with the first two men drawn comprising one team, and the third and fourth man comprising the other. The winning team will advance to the Battlebowl battle royal at Syndicated, July 28, from London, England! And now, for the drawing.[/i] Cut to the AngleTron, where a small portrait of every OAOAST superstar is shown, with a flashing outline moving randomly around the boxes. The screen then changes, showing full-size pictures of each superstar at random, before finally stopping on...MARIANO! COLE And it's one of the Burrough Boys, Mariano! COACH Big opportunity for Mariano here, to go on to Battlebowl and potentially a shot at the World title! DJ Clue's Super Mario Remix hits, and Mariano makes his way to the ring, to the boos of the crowd. COLE He's got some big names to go through if he wants to get to that point, though! Mariano steps into the ring, as the music stops, and the drawing starts once again. The box moves around, then the pictures are shown, before stopping on...DR. MAX ANDERSON! COLE And here comes one of the Love Doctors, it's Dr. Max Anderson! Mariano waves his arm in disgust at the screen, as [i]Bad Case of Loving You[/i] hits, and Anderson makes his way to the ring. COLE And here's another guy who would not normally get a chance to compete for a singles title of any kind, but via the random drawing, finds himself in the running for Battlebowl! (I typed "Battleblow" at first, LOL.) As the music stops, Mariano and Max stand in the same corner, but try to keep their distance. The drawing starts up once again, and the pictures shuffle before stopping on...CONQUISTADOR UNO! COACH This must be underdog night in the OAOAST! COLE One of the Conquistadors on his way out, I believe this is Uno... [i]Gold Dust Woman[/i] plays, and Uno walks towards the ring. Uno is still posing in the middle of the aisle, as the drawing starts up once again, with the pictures stopping on...MISTER WARRIOR~!!! COACH Oh, no. COLE Oh my! COACH Don't tell me this lunatic is going to Battlebowl! [i]Black Sweat[/i] hits, and MISTER Warrior runs through the curtains with his arms in the air, then starts pumping his right arm in the air, before hitting a clothesline on his own partner in the aisle! COACH See, look at this guy! He's beating up his own partner! COLE I think MISTER Warrior is a little confused with the procedings here! COACH He's a little confused with everything! MISTER Warrior slides into the ring, and runs to all four ropes, before stopping in mid-ring and pumping his arms in the air. As he is doing this, Mariano sneaks into the ring and hits a knee to the back! *DING DING DING* COLE And we're underway! COACH But MISTER Warrior's partner is still out on the floor! Mariano stomps away on MISTER Warrior, then backs into the ropes and hits a sliding dropkick! MISTER Warrior is still shaking on the mat as Mariano scales the ropes...and goes for the SOMERSAULT LEGDROP~!!!...but MISTER Warrior rolls out of the way and to the side of the ring, grabbing the ropes and shaking them! COLE And MISTER Warrior dodges that bullet, and he's shaking those ropes! Mariano hammers MISTER Warrior as he gets to his feet, and then does his dance around the ring! MISTER Warrior blocks a punch, and delivers a MASSIVE right of his own! And a second! And a third! MISTER Warrior runs to the ropes, and delivers a big clothesline! And a second! And a third! He then knocks Dr. Anderson off the apron with another big clothesline! COLE MISTER Warrior on a roll! MISTER Warrior swings blindly at the referee, who ducks, then pumps his arms into the air! COACH Look at this idiot! MISTER Warrior runs to the ropes, then back to the other side of the ropes, and floors Mariano with a big flying shoulderblock! MISTER Warrior then pumps his arms in the air once again, before lifting Mariano overhead, and dropping him to the mat! Uno is just climbing onto the apron as MISTER Warrior pounds on his own chest. He then slaps Uno on the hand, and drags him into the ring. COACH And now he tags out to his partner, who he already beat up! Warrior lifts Uno overhead, and presses him onto Mariano! COLE Look at this! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH You've got to be kidding me! COLE That may be the shortest match in Battlebowl history! MISTER Warrior and the Conquistador advance! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match, advancing to Battlebowl...the team of MISTER WARRIOR and CONQUISTADOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] COACH I don't believe this. [i]Black Sweat[/i] plays, as MISTER Warrior pounds his chest and the referee raises Uno's hand, then MISTER Warrior runs to the ropes and floors both men with a double clothesline! COLE Oh, this guy's a maniac! COACH This guy's an idiot. COLE Another Battlebowl match to come tonight, as MISTER Warrior and Conquistador Uno advance to join the eight WDW holdovers already in the Battlebowl battle royal! Let's go to Josh!

As mentioned in the Syndicated thread, if you've got any characters available for a Battlebowl tag match either this week or next week and/or the battle royal, please let me know via PM. I'd like to have three of them available for a match tommorrow.

If You Only Knew

16-man "Battlebowl" battle royal - winner gets a shot at the WDW World championship at AngleSlam Participants include: Automatic bids to WDW Heartland champion "After Hours" Felix Strutter WDW World tag team champion Charlie Moss WDW World tag team champion Quentin Benjamin Jumbo Deuce Deuce Bigelow Denzel Spencer "Disco Duck" Vinny Valentine "Sensational" Chris Stevens Advancing via "Battlebowl" tag team matches MISTER Warrior Conquistador Uno Thunderkid Waldo (Burrough Boys) Final four participants to be determined on the 7/26 edition of HeldDOWN~! Any characters that would be available for this, please PM.

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What if HHH was never friends with the Clique? Would he have managed to survive the gimmick-heavy era that was going on at the time, or would he have gone the way of the Mantaur and Man Mountain Rock? Would Owen ever have gotten a run with the belt, even a Benoit/Eddy-type "reward for all your hard work over the years" reign if not for his death? Would DBS have gotten a run had he never left in '92?

I hear he's really been able to penetrate those defenses in the summer league.

Found this one in the related column. Quake Snake Burgers~!

Here's "Sting" attacking Luger in the parking lot, Nitro 9/9/96 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz17K__rFyQ The last part of the War Games match six days later, with the fake Sting entering for the NWO and the real Sting entering for WCW, taking out all four guys then walking out on the match http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huqmjW1Eafg Sting's promo from the next night, declaring himself a free agent. Last appearance of the classic Sting look Hope that answers everything.

Actually, X, PRIME is 28-32, so he's still got one more year to go. And he wouldn't decline until after the deal is up.